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Carpet Cleaning for Three Rooms or Cleaning of an Area Rug Up to 8’x10’ from New Mexico Quality Air (65% Off)

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 07:00:55 +0000

According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon to New Mexico Quality Air. Click here for the valid service area. Choose between the following options:

For $45, you get cleaning of an area rug up to 8’x10’ (a $129 value).
For $49, you get carpet cleaning for three rooms, each up to 220 square feet (a $139 value).

New Mexico Quality Air’s licensed technicians go toe-to-toe with dirt, dust, and pollutants during 60- to 90-minute carpet- and rug-cleaning visits. Equipped with an arsenal of high-tech gear and steam-extraction tools, crews arrive at homes and promptly analyze each rug or carpet area’s unique cleaning needs and pivotal childhood experiences. Technicians then work to flush out odors and stains, sanitizing and erasing water damage throughout the process and leaving floor fur as unblemished as a freshly shampooed rose.

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Laser Toenail-Fungus-Removal Treatment on One or Both Feet at Eternal Youth Medical Spa (Up to 75% Off)

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:00:53 +0000

Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler's Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today's Groupon to Eternal Youth Medical Spa. Choose between the following options:

For $199, you get a laser nail-fungus-removal treatment on one foot (a $600 value).
For $299, you get a laser nail-fungus-removal treatment on both feet (a $1,200 value).

The topaz-toned walls of Eternal Youth Medical Spa harbor a savvy staff, high-tech equipment, plush furnishings, and image-enhancing services such as laser nail-fungus removal. During the noninvasive procedure, certified nurse practitioner Barbara Franklin traverses digits with a laser to rid nails of chronic fungus without the need for liver-toxic medications or surgical procedures. After the treatment, which lasts about 20 minutes, fungus-free nails can proudly wiggle in the open air liberated by sandals, open-toed shoes, or bare feet during beach-themed court dates.

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$59 for a Basic Car Detail at National Detail Center ($120 Value)

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:00:48 +0000

Making sure your car is as clean as the day it followed you home is important for maintaining man/machine friendship, which, if neglected, can lead to heartbreak and engine failure. Solidify your bond with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a basic car detail at National Detail Center (a $120 value). Large and oversize vehicles will be charged an additional $20.

National Detail Center’s hands-on car cleansers scrub and buff autos to a showroom shine in three to four hours with meticulous front-to-back detail services. Carriage polishing begins with an exterior wash, which chemically and physically removes dirt, water spots, and tree sap, before a machine-applied wax leaves surfaces as alluring and brilliant as Einstein's scented-candle collection. Next, glass treatments gift windows a crystal-clear transparence, and tire treatments enable wheels to roll along without tracking grease or mud. Car-care specialists then target the interior to thoroughly cleanse customers' seat fabrics, dust off their floor mats, and vacuum away the candy evidence from when they mistook their auto for a piñata. Before autos roll away, National Detail Center's in-and-out detailers dress tires and freshen up trunk spaces.

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One Ticket to Gigantour Featuring Megadeth and Motörhead at Tingley Coliseum on February 26 (Up to $54 Value)

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 07:00:56 +0000

Heavy metal unleashes aggression in a safe and therapeutic way, unlike light metal, which is only good for covering casseroles and blowing up microwaves. Trade in your tinfoil for an anvil of rock with today’s GrouponLive deal to see Gigantour, featuring Megadeth with Motörhead, Volbeat, and Lacuna Coil, at Tingley Coliseum. For $27, you get one ticket for general-admission seating in the stands (up to a $54 value, including Ticketmaster fees) on Sunday, February 26, at 6:30 p.m.

Gigantour, the behemoth extravaganza of heavy metal founded by speed rockers Megadeth, returns from a three-year hiatus with an all-new lineup of hard-hitting legends handpicked by Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine. Mustaine leads his own frothing band of shredders through a bludgeoning set of classics and tracks from TH1RT3EN, Megadeth's latest album and the universal password of satanic bakers. Riding shotgun and fully cocked, Lemmy and the bruisers of Motörhead crack skulls and renovate eardrums with blitzkrieg classics about playing cards, fisticuffs, and the merits of chewing ammunition. Other Megadeth-approved acts include Danish metal fiends Volbeat, who cook up molten tunes fit for a sixth grader’s exceptionally brutal science-fair volcano, and Italian goth metallurgists Lacuna Coil.

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Two-Hour Essential-Oils Class for One or Two at Thrive Wholistic Wellness (Up to 55% Off)

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 07:00:52 +0000

Essential oils are so named because without them, perfume would smell like rubbing alcohol and motor oil’s popularity would go straight to its head. Sidestep unwarranted social climbing with today’s Groupon to Thrive Wholistic Wellness. Choose between the following options:

For $15, you get a two-hour essential-oils class for one (a $30 value).
For $27, you get a two-hour essential-oils class for two (a $60 value).

At Thrive Wholistic Wellness, instructors shed light on the healing properties of essential oils and their multitudinous uses. In sessions that combine lectures and hands-on learning, solo students and couples blend provided dōTerra therapeutic-grade essential oils and natural ingredients into soothing take-home products, such as shampoo, bath salts, and boom boxes that only play jazz. To ensure a class slot, students should register online before their sessions.

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$10 for a 1-Pound Box of Gourmet Baklava from Yiayia Maria's Kitchen ($20 Value)

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 07:00:50 +0000

Like a Woody Allen film, baklava is multilayered, a little bit nutty, and a welcome addition to extended jury deliberations. Bite into a multifaceted treat with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a 1-pound box of gourmet baklava from Yiayia Maria's Kitchen. This Groupon is valid for pickup or online ordering, and an additional package-handling charge of $1.50 is not included.

Multiple layers of flaky crust and sweet filling tower over taste buds in the form of all-natural baklava, pieced together by hand. Pastry architects scrupulously hand-place 30 layers of paper-thin phyllo dough, keeping a careful eye out for gusts of wind and miniature godzillas as they spread a butter-and-nut mixture between each tier. Sweet honey soaks through the pastry structure, seeping into each phyllo wall, before the family-signature clove is placed on each piece. The baklava is made with eggs from free-roaming, cage-free hens devoid of antibiotics, pesticides, and growth hormones.

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$20 for $40 Worth of Flowers and Gifts from FTD

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:00:54 +0000

Fresh flowers spruce up Valentine's Day dates easier than making your own candy or paying your nephew to dress as a Cupid-themed living statue. Arm yourself with amorous bouquets with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of flowers and gifts from FTD. FTD offers same-day delivery in most areas for orders placed by 2 p.m. in the recipient’s time zone. Service or shipping fees vary widely based on order and delivery dates but typically range from $15.99 to $29.99. For detailed instructions on how to redeem your FTD Groupon, click here.

FTD steeps rooms in the fresh scents of spring with hundreds of thoughtful bouquets delivered by artisan florists or sheathed in gold organza and shipped in an award-winning gift box. Yield to Cupid’s arrow and persistent text messages by presenting a loved one with an FTD-exclusive Sweethearts bouquet, a heart-hued collection of red roses and burgundy mini carnations elegantly interspersed with sprigs of greenery in an etched glass vase ($44.99–$64.99). Or follow a more polychromatic path with the My Everything Valentine's Day bouquet, an unexpected marriage of deep-red roses and white Asiatic lilies ($29.99–$59.99). Red roses and pink lilies spring forth from a sculpted red vase in the Lasting Romance bouquet ($69.99–$94.99), and a spray of 12 long-stemmed roses ($49.99; $59.99 with vase) stands firmly on stems that measure around 16 inches without heels. FTD backs each floral arrangement with a satisfaction guarantee, which pledges that flowers and plants will remain fresh and keep their bedrooms tidy for at least seven days.

Those looking beyond the bloom can peruse FTD’s gift galleria, which encompasses a smorgasbord of specialty gifts, including jewelry and chocolates. Live plants, such as orchids ($39.99+) or miniature roses ($19.99+), outlive their clipped comrades with a simple regimen of watering and pruning, and silk floral displays brighten up sunless corners and survive solely on nightly bedtime stories.

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One or Three 60-Minute Swedish Massages at Touched by an Angel’s Wing in Santa Fe (Up to 59% Off)

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:00:53 +0000

Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today’s Groupon at Touched by an Angel’s Wing. Choose between the following options:

For $39, you get one 60-minute Swedish massage (an $80 value).
For $99, you get three 60-minute Swedish massages (a $240 value).

The licensed massage therapist at Touched by an Angel’s Wings, Emmett Garcia, renders therapeutic full-body massages using oils or lotions and Swedish--style techniques. During each 60-minute session, Garcia plies a variety of strokes, from rhythmic percussion taps to kneading maneuvers targeted to improve sluggish circulation, like a library that smears its books with chocolate. In addition to redressing backaches, the massage sessions can help to ease stressed-out minds and abate the severity of ailments such as migraines and low-back pain.

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