Unlike robotic parents, a beer and a burger are a natural pair. Initiate hunger protocol with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $21 for a pub dinner for two (up to a $56.97 total value)

• $39 for a pub dinner for four (up to a $113.94 total value)

Each diner receives an entree (up to an $18.99 value each) and a pint of beer or house well drink (up to a $4.50 value each), and each pair of diners receives an appetizer to share (up to a $9.99 value each).

The menu includes 10 buffalo wings slathered in one of four spicy sauces and main courses such as homemade fish and chips, several types of burgers—including the Monster burger, which is stacked with bacon and onion rings—and a succulent cut of sirloin in a Riverside red-ale marinade. Beverages include the brewery’s distinct house-brewed beers and well drinks. This Groupon is not valid for daily food or drink specials.

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Clearing your body of unwanted hair makes your skin smooth enough to convince blind people they're holding a huge baby. Be a big softy with this Groupon.

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• $119 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (a $299 value)
• $159 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (a $399 value)

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The crime committed most often during mealtime is reaching over someone else to get the salt, which is why it's always a welcome distraction when a murder is committed instead. Taste the mystery with this GrouponLive deal.

The Deal

• $85 for two VIP tickets to a murder-mystery show presented by the Dinner Detective (up to a $157.95 value)
• When: any show through August 31. Shows usually start by 6:25 p.m.
• Where: Midtown Arts Center
• Seating: reserved
• Door time: 6 p.m.
• Ticket values include all fees.
• Click here to see the show schedule.

VIP packages include:

• Two tickets with a four-course dinner (a $62.64 value each)
• One bottle of wine (up to a $32.67 value)
• The opportunity to involve one party member in the crime

The Dinner Detective, an interactive murder-mystery show, intrigues and involves audiences as they enjoy four delectable courses, attempt to sleuth out the murderer in their midst, and solve comedic cases. During the cocktail hour, guests create alternate identities and mingle with potential friends, foes, and bears dressed in men-suits before settling down at tables of eight for a feast that includes hors d'oeuvres, salad, and an entree. A cast of colorful detectives and improv-savvy performers doubling as servers help set the stage for whodunits, as platefuls of chosen entrees—chicken confit, pork tenderloin, or tomato pasta—mysteriously vanish into stomachs.

The cast eschews themed-era period shticks in favor of comedy mysteries based on a combination of actual cold-case crimes and set in modern-day Colorado. Sips of wine relax nerves as couples try to figure out the murderer and claim the evening's undisclosed prize, and a choice of coffee, soda, or tea keeps eyes alert to potential clues and accidental admissions. Desserts, like justice, fill mouths with a sweet taste as three-hour evenings end with catching a criminal.

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Easily getting from one place to another is a great benefit of living in the modern age—much like the Internet or those silica-gel packets you can keep in your shoes to make you look taller. Go as you please with this Groupon.

$125 for a Basic Rider Course (Up to $229 Value)

The Basic Rider course equips motorcyclists with the knowledge to ride safely and complete all state testing and training requirements. Students spend time practicing maneuvers on the academy’s controlled off-street environment and studying in the classroom. Between the riding portion and classroom sessions, students learn a variety of topics including riding safety, how to maneuver a motorcycle, night riding, and carrying cargo.

Each rider must complete the MSF BRC workbook prior to class and bring several gear items with them, which are listed on the course website. Classes are offered Monday–Tuesday, Thursday–Friday, and Saturday–Sunday from 7 a.m. to 5 p.m. each day. Motorcycles, workbooks, and helmets will be provided.

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Homey Condos near Vail’s Best Attractions

Every summer after the snow melts on Vail Mountain, the famed skiing hot spot plays host to a parade of music and performing-arts festivals. This year’s Bravo! Vail music festival will bring the New York Philharmonic to town, and the Vail International Dance Festival will feature the renowned Pacific Northwest Ballet and a number of premier shows from top choreographers. Between shows, summer visitors enjoy miles of mountain-biking and hiking trails. Vail International Condominiums sits in the middle of it all—a five-minute walk from popular Lionshead restaurants and just seven minutes from the boutiques at Vail Village.

Comfortable two-bedroom condos are decorated in a range of styles. Some feature antler chandeliers and snowshoes hung over fireplaces, and others have granite countertops and huge black-and-white photographs of snowy Vail Mountain. You can see that peak in 3D from a private balcony. Every condo also has a fireplace as well as a fully equipped kitchen.

A little waterfall splashes into the property’s outdoor hot tub, which sits next to a heated swimming pool and barbecue area. Head inside for a workout at the fitness center, which boasts more mountain views and separate steam rooms for men and women.

Vail, Colorado: Mountain Playground in the Heart of the Rockies

Set among dramatic peaks and ponderosa pines, Vail is one of Colorado's most popular sites for mountain recreation. About 5 miles east of the hotel, White River National Forest spreads across clear mountain streams and flowered meadows at the base of the towering Rockies. The 2.3-million-acre woodland is home to wildlife habitats and is a great place to go biking or fishing. The nearby Vail Nature Center hosts fly-fishing tutorials, guided hikes, and photography classes on 7 acres of meadows.

Dwarf evergreens, crocuses, and waterfalls contribute to the meditative vibe at Betty Ford Alpine Gardens, one of the highest-altitude botanical gardens in the world. After a day of outdoor adventures, you can stop at the Colorado Ski & Snowboard Museum to learn about the evolution of winter sports. On Wednesdays and Sundays, historical Vail Village walking tours set out from the museum and wind through the town's streets, which are lined with upscale shops.

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$99 for a Learn-to-Code Bundle ($614 Value)

Udemy's Learn to Code 2013 bundle includes unlimited, lifetime access to 10 different courses that cover elements of computer and web programming in the modern world.

Programs include:

• C++ Fundamentals Part I and Part II by Paul Deitel
• Beginners Ruby Programming Training by Infinite Skills
• HTML and CSS for Beginners! by Mark Lassoff
• Learn Python, it's CAKE (Beginners) by Jason Elbourne
• Learning MySQL5 — An Easy Way to Master MySQL by Infinite Skills
• PHP Punch in the Face by Orlando FL Jesse Boyer
• AJAX Development by Mark Lassoff
• JavaScript Basics: Parts I and II by Paul Deitel
• Servlets and JSPs: Creating Web Applications with Java by John Purcell
• Coding for Entrepreneurs by Justin Mitchel

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Some activities are more family friendly on a smaller scale, such as playing golf or sinking battleships. Small games, big fun with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $10 for a day of unlimited mini golf for two (up to a $20 value)
• $19 for a day of unlimited mini golf for four (up to a $40 value)
• $28 for a day of unlimited mini golf for six (up to a $60 value)

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Getting a massage can relieve tension before a flight, unlike putting on clown shoes in the airport security line, which only elevates it. Enjoy a direct flight to relaxation with this Groupon.

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• $35 for one 60-minute massage (up to a $75 value)
• $45 for one 90-minute massage (up to a $95 value)

Clients can choose from Swedish or deep-tissue massage, with trigger-point or reflexology techniques if desired. Hot towel treatment and optional essential oils enhance sessions.

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Tea is best when served piping hot and ladled into your mouth by a farmer's wife who found you just lying out there in the cold and nursed you back to health. Enjoy your tea, you mysterious stranger, with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $28 for a tea-tasting package for two (a $67 value)
• $60 for a tea-tasting package for four (a $134 value)

Each guest receives a take-home box of tea, plus a 10% discount on a purchase after the tasting. During the tasting, guests experience the flavors and aromas of pure, premium Ceylon teas. They'll taste the differences among "high-growns," "mid-growns," and "low-growns" and discover why Ceylon tea is often considered among the best tea in the world.

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Spacious Condos Surrounded by Rocky Mountains

Steamboat Springs didn't start out as a resort community. Located nearly 7,000 feet up in the Rocky Mountains of northwest Colorado, the town was settled largely by ranchers whose hale and hearty pioneer spirit still lingers today. Things are relatively low-key here—especially in summer—with miles of rolling hill country to serve as the setting for all kinds of open-air pursuits. Mountain Resorts is one of the oldest property-management companies in the area, providing spacious, family-friendly condominiums and concierge services from a staff mostly made up of Steamboat Springs natives.

The property encompassed in this deal, the Ranch at Steamboat, lies in the Yampa Valley. The Ranch is distinctly rustic, surrounded by 36 acres of tree-studded hills and featuring wooden decks and wood-burning fireplaces in each condo. Guests enjoy access to outdoor heated pools and hot tubs, and the spacious two-bedroom suites include full kitchens and living rooms with pullout sofas.

Steamboat Springs, Colorado: Historical Ranch Town in the Rockies

Steamboat Springs was named after its roiling mineral springs, which sounded to some early pioneers like a chugging steamboat. It's known as the birthplace of recreational skiing in Colorado thanks to a ski jump built in 1914 by cross-country champion Carl Howelsen. The slopes continue to draw visitors to town, but there's plenty to do in warmer weather. There are more than 50 miles of nature trails and wildflower fields for hiking, several mountain-view golf courses, and high-country lakes and streams that provide ample fishing. One network of rivers even flows through the downtown area, with launch points along the way for seasonal tubing.

Steamboat Springs retains vestiges of its history as a ranching center. Spur-clad cowboys still stroll the main streets, which are lined with western art galleries and clothing boutiques. Throughout the summer, the town hosts a pro rodeo series that includes traditional shows and Wild West–themed block parties. During the 32nd annual Hot Air Balloon Rodeo on July 13 and 14, ranchers will try to one-up each other by performing airborne tricks such as dipping into the lake and hogtieing clouds.

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Circus performances fill onlookers with a sense of wonder, much like watching a parade of Disneyland floats crash into the Grand Canyon. Get astonished with this GrouponLive deal.

The Deal

• One ticket to see Cirque Musica with the Fort Collins Symphony Orchestra
• When: Saturday, June 29, at 7:30 p.m.
• Where: Budweiser Events Center
• Door time: 6:30 p.m.
• Ticket values include all fees.

Seating Options

• $23 for blue-section seating (up to a $39.50 value)
• $35 for orange-section seating (up to a $59.50 value)
• $42 for yellow-section seating (up to a $70.50 value)
• Click here to view the seating chart.

Cirque Musica

Being a professional classical musician typically requires incredible dexterity and seamless unity between body and mind. It just doesn't usually require being suspended from the neck and rising dozens of feet above the stage while rendering the notes of Tchaikovsky's immortal Violin Concerto in D Major with perfect clarity. That's the kind of feat audiences can expect to see at a Cirque Musica performance. Surrounded by a full orchestra, a lineup including aerialists, acrobats, jugglers, and a lassoing cowboy astound the crowd to a score of crowd-pleasing classical works such as Rimsky-Korsakov's Flight of the Bumblebee and Gustav Holst's The Planets. Belly laughs are supplied by world-famous Italian clown David Larible—who has headlined shows with Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus—and aerial daring by husband-and-wife high-wire duo The Great Wallendas and, for those who sneak in early, the staff who hang the high wires.

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Metaphors for laughter are often surprisingly violent, from busting a gut to splitting your sides to tumbling down the jagged face of Joke Mountain. Break a funny bone with this GrouponLive deal.

The Deal

• One ticket to see Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody
• When: Sunday, October 27, at 8 p.m.
• Where: Lincoln Center
• Door time: 7 p.m.
• Ticket values include all fees.

Seating Options

• $23 for the mezzanine or balcony (up to a $39 value)
• $30 for orchestra (up to a $50 value)
• Click here to view the seating chart.

Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody

A guilty pleasure of readers worldwide, the novel Fifty Shades of Grey sold 30 million copies in the United States between March and June of last year alone. The exceedingly popular story, which centers on the relationship between a naïve college graduate and a billionaire with a sadistic sexual appetite, inspires the spoof Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody, a live-action musical interpretation of the acclaimed softcore novel. The theatrical comedy—written and directed by Jim Millan, whose credits include Mythbusters Live and the documentary Kids in the Hall: Tour of Duty—thrills onlookers with the brawn of a Thunder from Down Under dance routine and the nonstop hilarity of a whoopee cushion stuck on repeat. After the show, fans can meet and greet the entire cast, or attempt to keep their composure as they snag a photo with the beefcake leading man.

This show is not affiliated, nor authorized, by author E.L. James or Vintage Books.

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Hotel at a Glance: Warwick Denver Hotel

Located just east of Denver’s city center, the Warwick Denver Hotel is a departure from the ordinary. This recently renovated, chic spot exudes warmth and style, from the entrance’s manicured hedges to the lobby’s velvet chairs and marble floors.

• Go swimming: It’s the only hotel in the city with a heated rooftop pool.
• A room with a view: Floor-to-ceiling windows, which look out to downtown Denver, open onto private balconies with tables and chairs.
• Walking distance to: the pedestrian-only 16th Street Mall, the Denver Art Museum, Coors Field, and the Colorado State Capitol
• Onsite dining: The award-winning Randolph’s restaurant offers a large wine list and dishes such as bison bacon burgers and blue-cheese porter filets. Grab a cocktail from the bar and head over to the wraparound outdoor patio to unwind.
• Hot tip: The hotel offers complimentary car service to any destination within 2 miles, which means you can leave the car—and the parking fees—behind.

Denver: Mile High City in the Rocky Mountains

Modern urban life meets the Old West in the Mile High City. Founded as a mining town in the 1850s, Colorado's capital has never quite lost its rugged frontier spirit. The proximity of the Rocky Mountains probably has a lot to do with it. The great outdoors are bound to stay near the forefront of your mind with such a spectacular reminder crowding the horizon.

If you can tear your eyes away from the scenery, though, there's a lot to see in the city. In the trendy Lower Downtown Historic District—LoDo to natives—you can take a stroll through the Museum of Contemporary Art Denver or mingle with the fashion-forward crowd filling the restaurants, boutiques, and nightclubs of Larimer Square. Downtown, the pedestrian-friendly 16th Street Mall cuts a swath through the heart of the city, past sidewalk cafés, skyscrapers, and plazas filled with street performers.

For an outdoor adventure inside city limits, make your way to City Park, which houses the Denver Zoo as well as the Denver Museum of Nature & Science. The museum’s long-standing wildlife hall features more than 90 dioramas and taxidermal animals from around the world, including the Arctic walruses and the cheetahs that once guarded Nicolas Cage's mind.

No-shows will be charged total Groupon rate; no refunds, rescheduling, or rebooking allowed. Read the Fine Print for important info on offer details and other restrictions.

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Local pubs bring neighbors together, just like murdering a frankenstein. Sharpen your forks for this Groupon.

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• $15 for $30 worth of pub grub on Monday–Thursday
• $15 for $30 worth of pub grub on Friday–Saturday

The menu includes St. Louis-style ribs coated with housemade mission fig BBQ sauce ($9.50), a bean-and-cheese burrito smothered with chili and roasted corn and poblano salsa ($7), and a burger topped with green chilies, smoked gouda, and cilantro lime mayo ($9.50).

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Most people go to a chiropractor to treat lower-back pain, whereas only a few go just to sit in a room with another person for a while. Join the many with this Groupon.

$29 for a Chiropractic Package (Up to a $265 Total Value)

• Chiropractic exam (a $175 value)
• Two adjustments (a $45 value each)

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Like your music collection or a public reading of your dream journal, a haircut says a lot about you. Control the message with this Groupon.

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• $32 for a haircut, style, and all-over color or a color retouch (a $65 value)
• $40 for a haircut, style, and partial highlights (a $95 value)

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Throwing tomatoes is a universal sign of chagrin, from hecklers pelting bad comedians to gradeschoolers squirting ketchup during wrong words at spelling bees. Launch a meaningful attack with this Groupon.

$25 for Tomato-Fight Admission ($50.98 Value)

Tomato Battle contestants gather at the National Western Complex on Saturday, August 10, starting at noon. Live entertainment and a costume contest get crowds amped up for the fight, which starts at 4 p.m., and festivities last until 6 p.m. In the event of a tomato shortage, the festival will go on as planned but will be transformed into a mud battle.

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People tend to think about their weight when they're making New Year's resolutions or being chased by rival archaeologists across rickety rope bridges. Slim down with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $89 for one RF skin tightening treatment (a $180 value)
• $139 for two RF skin tightening treatments (a $350 value)
• $185 for three RF skin tightening treatments (a $500 value)

During each treatment, a technician trains concentrated radio frequencies onto trouble spots such as the buttocks and hips, front or back of thighs, or abdomen and love handles. Customers who purchase this Groupon can also take advantage of a 50% discount on any RF pixel treatment.

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Wine can function as a social lubricant and conversation starter, especially if you seal off a cocktail party and slowly fill the room with it. Uncork a good time with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $20 for a wine-tasting package for two (a $40 total value)
• $39 for a wine-tasting package for four (an $80 total value)

Per couple, each package includes:

• Two flights of Spanish wine, two reds and one white (a $30 value)
• Shared cheese plate (a $10 value)

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Back pain can prevent you from doing your favorite physical activities, such as playing baseball or punching yourself in the back. Keep at it with this Groupon.

$29 for a One-Hour Massage with Health Package (Up to a $270 Value)

• One-hour massage
• Chiropractic exam
• Consultation

A licensed professional helps clients relax and soothes muscles with a one-hour therapeutic massage, tailored to their specific needs with a blend of Swedish and deep-tissue techniques. To ensure overall full-body health, the chiropractor examines the patient's medical history and identifies any preexisting or new problems in an initial exam. After checking vitals, the practitioner performs a physical examination that includes observation of posture, range of motion, and palpitation of muscles, joints, and soft tissue.

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The year a wine was produced can dramatically increase its value, especially if it came from an era when bottles were still made from leopard pelt. Taste the past with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

• $27 for one custom-etched bottle of cabernet, merlot, or chardonnay (a $54.95 value)
• $50 for two custom-etched bottles of cabernet, merlot, or chardonnay (a $109.90 value)
• $75 for three custom-etched bottles of cabernet, merlot, or chardonnay (a $164.85 value)
• $149 for six custom-etched bottles of cabernet, merlot, or chardonnay (a $329.70 value)

Bottles of wine are etched with custom messages for a happy birthday or an anniversary wish. Cases of custom-etched wine bottles are ideal for wedding packages or bridal-party gift sets. Each order is handmade and takes three to five days to make before it is shipped.

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At the age at which most children learn to speak, Mozart had already composed four symphonies, restored 11 classic cars, and built a robot to play against in squash. Catch up to Mozart's accomplishments with this Groupon.

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• $39 for four weekly group guitar lessons (a $120 value)
• $69 for eight weekly group guitar lessons (a $240 value)

Newbie Beginner 1 classes introduce four chords to those with little to no experience; Rookie Beginner 2 classes build out chord repertoire and introduce new strumming patterns; Guitar Hero Intermediate 1 classes teach new chord voicings and advanced strumming patterns to those who have been playing for a few years.

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A beautiful face is hard to forget, like a catchy tune or a dog in cutoff jean shorts. Make a lasting impression with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $99 for one Dermapro skin treatment (a $200 value)
• $169 for two Dermapro skin treatments (a $400 value)
• $289 for four Dermapro skin treatments (an $800 value)

The Dermapro skin treatments combat fine lines, wrinkles, acne, oily skin, and other signs of aging. During the process, a custom serum—mixed from vitamin C, hylauronic acid and other anti-aging agents—is applied topically. However, micro-needles also penetrate the skin during the treatment, catalyzing the absorption process and stimulating collagen growth. Dermapro can be applied to faces, necks, and decolletes, and requires no downtime afterwards.

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It's easy to identify someone who's just had an adrenaline rush, since their face is usually flushed and their pulse beats to the tune of "We Will Rock You." Feel it all over with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $64 for a one-hour, three-lap shotgun ride-along experience (a $129 value)
• $159 for a two-hour, eight-lap Qualifier racing experience (a $319 value)

Choose from the following dates:

• August 2-4
• August 9-11

Rusty Wallace Racing Experience engages adrenal glands with real-life rubber-burning packages that send speed demons around some of the country's most well-known tracks. With the shotgun ride-along, need-for-speeders can hop into the passenger seat of a stock car and share three laps’ worth of in-the-action views with a professional driver.

The Qualifier racing experience condenses the pro-racing experience into two hours of intense zooming. After classroom instruction familiarizes soon-to-be drivers with the course’s corners, students get to take the wheel for eight invigorating laps, leaving their hair mussed, their eyes bulging, and their torsos coated in corporate sponsorships.

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Homey Condos near Vail’s Best Attractions

Every summer after the snow melts on Vail Mountain, the famed skiing hot spot plays host to a parade of music and performing-arts festivals. This year’s Bravo! Vail music festival will bring the New York Philharmonic to town, and the Vail International Dance Festival will feature the renowned Pacific Northwest Ballet and a number of premier shows from top choreographers. Between shows, summer visitors enjoy miles of mountain-biking and hiking trails. Vail International Condominiums sits in the middle of it all—a five-minute walk from popular Lionshead restaurants and just seven minutes from the boutiques at Vail Village.

Comfortable two-bedroom condos are decorated in a range of styles. Some feature antler chandeliers and snowshoes hung over fireplaces, and others have granite countertops and huge black-and-white photographs of snowy Vail Mountain. You can see that peak in 3D from a private balcony. Every condo also has a fireplace as well as a fully equipped kitchen.

A little waterfall splashes into the property’s outdoor hot tub, which sits next to a heated swimming pool and barbecue area. Head inside for a workout at the fitness center, which boasts more mountain views and separate steam rooms for men and women.

Vail, Colorado: Mountain Playground in the Heart of the Rockies

Set among dramatic peaks and ponderosa pines, Vail is one of Colorado's most popular sites for mountain recreation. About 5 miles east of the hotel, White River National Forest spreads across clear mountain streams and flowered meadows at the base of the towering Rockies. The 2.3-million-acre woodland is home to wildlife habitats and is a great place to go biking or fishing. The nearby Vail Nature Center hosts fly-fishing tutorials, guided hikes, and photography classes on 7 acres of meadows.

Dwarf evergreens, crocuses, and waterfalls contribute to the meditative vibe at Betty Ford Alpine Gardens, one of the highest-altitude botanical gardens in the world. After a day of outdoor adventures, you can stop at the Colorado Ski & Snowboard Museum to learn about the evolution of winter sports. On Wednesdays and Sundays, historical Vail Village walking tours set out from the museum and wind through the town's streets, which are lined with upscale shops.

Read the Fine Print for important info on travel dates and other restrictions.

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Unlike robotic parents, a beer and a burger are a natural pair. Initiate hunger protocol with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $21 for a pub dinner for two (up to a $56.97 total value)
  
• $39 for a pub dinner for four (up to a $113.94 total value)

Each diner receives an entree (up to an $18.99 value each) and a pint of beer or house well drink (up to a $4.50 value each), and each pair of diners receives an appetizer to share (up to a $9.99 value each).

The menu includes 10 buffalo wings slathered in one of four spicy sauces and main courses such as homemade fish and chips, several types of burgers—including the Monster burger, which is stacked with bacon and onion rings—and a succulent cut of sirloin in a Riverside red-ale marinade. Beverages include the brewery’s distinct house-brewed beers and well drinks. This Groupon is not valid for daily food or drink specials.

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