Going to the gym is a safe way to work out, unlike doing pull-ups on a streetlight or fighting public-disturbance charges. Lift lawfully with this Groupon.

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$34 for a one-month premium gym membership with personal training (a $139 value)
$49 for a three-month premium gym membership with personal training (a $237 value)

• Complimentary fitness assessment
• Unlimited group fitness classes
• Metro pass
• Two 30-minute personal-training sessions

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Regular chiropractic checkups help ensure good posture, as does standing with your back to someone who keeps poking your spine and whispering, "I'm the posture police." Feel less manipulated with this Groupon.

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• $35 for a 60-minute massage (a $70 value)
• $45 for a 90-minute massage (a $95 value)
• $49 for a 30-minute massage and a chiropractic consultation, x-rays if necessary, and exam (up to $200 value)

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It can be hard to tell a loved one how you really feel, since poems are difficult to rhyme and sky-writers still charge extra for Elizabethan obscenities. Send the right message with Groupon.

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• $19.99 for Hallmark Card Studio for Mac (a $39.99 value)
• $24.99 for Hallmark Card Studio 2013 Deluxe for PC (a $49.99 value)

Hallmark Card Studio for Mac boasts more than 7,500 cards and projects and 10,000 graphic images, as well as premium clip art and integrated iLife importing capabilities. Hallmark Card Studio 2013 Deluxe for PC offers more than 13,000 cards and creative projects and more than 18,000 premium graphic images. Users select from premade cards for any event or occasion while taking advantage of the program’s graphics, fonts, and digital photo editor.

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