If humans are mostly made of water, and fish traditionally inhabit water, fish should naturally occur in the human body. Fix this gap in nature's logic with this Groupon.

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• $12 for $25 worth of sushi, Asian food, and drinks for dinner, valid daily from 6 p.m. to close
• $7 for $15 worth of sushi, Asian food, and drinks for lunch, Thursday-Saturday (Thur–Fri from 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m, Saturdays from 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m).

Dinner and lunch menus feature dishes such as the winter roll with tuna, salmon, and unagi-mango sauce ($16.99 for dinner; $14 for lunch); thai-basil-tossed noodles with beef ($14.95 for dinner; $13 for lunch); and red curry with chicken ($13.95 for dinner; $13 for lunch). Dinner entrees include a sushi combo platter ($19.99), and lunch specials include the sashimi “7” with seven pieces of fish and a cup of miso soup ($14).

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$12 for One Hour of Trampoline Time for Two ($24 Value), valid only for walk-ins

Adult or child duos can jump, flip, and bound across giant trampolines lining the floors and walls, or engage in gravity-defying sports and exercise. This Groupon is valid only for walk-ins.

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Photographs are the best way to track how looks change with age, as memories are unreliable and it's a huge hassle to cast your own life mask every day. Capture fleeting images with this Groupon.

$20 for a Photography Package ($109.91 Value)

• Multi-image collage up to 10"x13" in size
• Four traditional portrait sheets up to 10"x13" in size. Each sheet can be a different pose.
• An additional 20% off collections purchased during the visit
• Includes sitting fees for all participants in the shoot

A portrait sheet contains: one 10"x13", one 8"x10", two 5"x7", four 3 1/2"x5", or eight wallet-sized images. Each sheet can be a different pose.

The value of this Groupon is based off of sitting fees being included for four participants, but this package can be used for any number of participants. Sitting fees are waived for all participants

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Though secret societies have terrific members-only benefits, their gorilla-centric initiation rites are often illegal. Make a solemn fitness vow that's legal with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $39 for 10 Jazzercise classes (up to a $150 value)
• $59 for 20 Jazzercise classes (up to a $300 value)
• $89 for 30 Jazzercise classes (up to a $450 value)

Certified instructors lead groups through intuitive, energized footwork synced with chart-topping songs. Traditional one-hour sessions begin with warm-ups before segueing into 30 minutes of aerobic dance moves. Instructors incorporate hand weights during a strength-building segment and conclude classes with cathartic stretches. Additional class formats, such as Jazzercise Body Sculpting and Jazzercise Express, target specific fitness goals. Click here for location information.

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Chopstick masters are capable of amazing acts of dexterity, such as juggling rice and building a sand castle one grain at a time. Achieve nimble nourishment with this Groupon.

$25 for $45 Worth of Sushi and Pan-Asian Cuisine

The menu spans multiple traditions of Asian cuisine. Hot entrees include stir-fried beef chow fun with Cantonese-style wide rice noodles ($12.95) as well as fried rice with a choice of vegetables, chicken, or beef ($10.95). Sushi and sashimi entrees range from a combination of tuna, salmon, and california rolls ($12.95) to broiled eel atop seasoned rice ($18.95).

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Restaurants provide you with the three essentials for survival: they serve you food, put a roof over your head, and give you napkins you can make clothes from. Fulfill your needs with this Groupon.

$20 for $40 Worth of Gourmet American Food and Drinks

Seasonal specialties prepared with fresh ingredients include crispy skin duck ($17) with roasted brussels sprouts, fennel-crusted lamb chops with potato gnocchi ($25), and white chicken lasagna ($15) with a balsamic reduction. See the dinner, drink, and lunch menus.

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Getting front-row seats to a concert often requires fans to overpay scalpers or name their firstborn child 93.1 FM. See a show on your terms with this GrouponLive deal.

The Deal

• $56 for two tickets, two drinks, and two express-entry passes to Summerland Tour 2013 Alternative Guitars with Everclear, Live, Filter, and Sponge (up to a $126 value)
• When: Sunday, June 23, at 7 p.m.
• Where: Myth Live Event Center
• Section: general admission
• Door time: 6 p.m.
• Ticket values include all fees.

Everclear

Art Alexakis, the mouthpiece of Portland's Everclear, would be easy to pick out of a police lineup. Still rocking his bleached-blond locks and soul patch, he looks like he hasn't aged a day since MTV stopped playing videos. A human hook factory, Art littered the late '90s and early 2000s with sunny, guitar-seared hits such as "Santa Monica," "Everything to Everyone," and "I Will Buy You a New Life"—custom-made for road trips and beachside parties. Recharged with an all-new rhythm section, Everclear excitedly loads its set with pre-Y2K chestnuts and tracks from its recent album Invisible Stars, chugging out more riffs and lyrics built to last.

Live

The breakout success of Live’s second album, Throwing Copper, was a long time coming for the group. The four members first played together at a middle school talent show, and would continue to collaborate on new wave covers throughout high school. Perhaps it was this familiarity that inspired the creation of such hits as “Lightning Crashes” and “I Alone,” which catapulted their album to the top of the Billboard charts. The group has released a steady stream of hit singles ever since, including the ascendant strains of “Heaven” and the walking-speed wistfulness of “The Dolphin’s Cry.” Though lead singer Ed Kowalczyk has since exited the group, Chris Shinn, formerly of Unified Theory, has time traveled back to their middle school days to forge his own bond with the remaining members.

Filter

The industrial-rock force of Filter pipes more than 17 years of raw, cathartic hits into the ears of fans, hammering crowds with its signature blend of mechanical mayhem and guitar-driven calamity. From the band's debut album, Short Bus, which bore the mid-'90s smash “Hey Man, Nice Shot,” through its latest collection of screamable valentines, The Trouble With Angels, lead singer and guitarist Richard Patrick’s urgent voice conveys a football coach’s heartbreak and a guidance counselor’s angst.

Sponge

Sponge’s 1994 debut album, Rotting Piñata, showcased the gritty, absorbent rock that would win them widespread radio play and gold-certified status. The shifting harmonies of the deceptively bright “Molly” and lead singer Vinnie Dombroski’s soaring growl in “Plowed” slingshot the inaugural album to a 40-week stay on the Billboard 200. Though only Dombroski remains from the group’s initial lineup, the five-piece ensemble continues on in support of their forthcoming album, Stop the Bleeding.

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The cold, creamy texture of ice cream feels great until you have to sit in a pile of it. Savor ice cream inside your body with this Groupon.

$5 for $10 Worth of Handmade Ice Cream and Milkshakes

Single ($3) and double ($4) scoops of handmade ice cream come in more than 40 flavors, including strawberry cheesecake, licorice, and dirty turtle—dark chocolate mixed with pecans and caramel. Milkshakes ($4.95) are also available.

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People like feeling good, which is why they get massages or wear nice, loose pants. Loosen up with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $39 for a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (an $89.95 value)
• $49 for a 90-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $160.95 value)

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Those who don't learn proper cooking techniques are doomed to a life of licking pages from fancy food magazines. Cause a stir with this Groupon.

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• $55 for an interactive cooking workshop for one (a $110 value)
• $99 for an interactive cooking workshop for two (a $220 value)

The three-hour summer cooking workshop kicks off with a watermelon and mint salad, which guests nosh on during the class introduction. They then learn to hand make fresh mozzarella and grill the perfect steak, tailoring their grilling to different cuts of meat. Students also whip up argentinian chimichurri sauce to complement their steak. For dessert, they make a light custard with fresh berries, which walks the line between French sabayon and Italian zabaglione. The chef also strives to provide modifications to accommodate dietary restrictions, from gluten allergies to veganism.

Classes run from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. on various dates; for specific class dates and reservations, email chef@sagahillcookingevents.com.

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The Issue: Feline Overpopulation and Euthanasia

A cat can become pregnant at 5 months old, and deliver a litter of kittens two months later. Over several months, one cat can easily produce 15 kittens. Approximately six–eight million homeless cats and dogs enter animal shelters every year across the country, according to data from the Humane Society of the United States. Roughly half of these animals are adopted, and the other half are euthanized. Spaying and neutering homeless animals helps reduce overpopulation and its result, euthanasia.

The Campaign: Spaying and Neutering Cats

All donations to this Grassroots campaign will be used by Pet Project Rescue to spay or neuter cats. For every $50 raised, the organization can spay or neuter one cat. Through a partnership with the Minnesota Spay Neuter Assistance Program, Pet Project Rescue spays and neuters cats belonging to low-income families.

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Top Reasons to Visit The Hotel Minneapolis, Autograph Collection

• The hotel has a prime location in downtown Minneapolis—steps from the city’s theater district and professional-sports venues.
• Before it was The Hotel Minneapolis, the all-brick high-rise was the Midland Bank Building, erected in 1906.
• Stylish Autograph king rooms feature 42-inch flat-screen TVs, MP3 docking stations, and views of the skyline.
• The onsite eatery, restaurant Max, serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner daily. You can apply the $10 dining credit included with this Getaway toward any dish, ranging from buttermilk pancakes ($12) to margherita flatbread ($11) and chocolate molten cake ($7).
• The hotel’s restaurant is connected to the indoor Skyway, an aboveground network of tunnels leading to a number of stops in downtown Minneapolis, including the pedestrian-friendly Nicollet Mall.

Downtown Minneapolis: Bountiful Performing-Arts Scene near Idyllic Lakes

Downtown Minneapolis is more than just the geographic epicenter of the city—it’s the cultural heart too. Sports venues that are home to the Timberwolves, Vikings, and Twins neighbor the pulsing nightclubs of the Warehouse District and the neon-lit marquees of the Hennepin Theater District. In recent years, the city’s arts scene has gotten a lot of attention, and for good reason: Minneapolis has more live theater shows per capita than any other US city except New York. Additionally, dozens of eclectic galleries complement the wide-ranging exhibits at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts, which showcases everything from Japanese woodcut prints to turn-of-the-century European advertisements.

To navigate downtown with ease, step into the Skyway, the city’s ingenious solution to harsh Minnesota winters. The Skyway is a network of indoor, aboveground tunnels connecting a slew of buildings downtown. A popular stop along the way is Nicollet Mall, a shopping thoroughfare where cars are not allowed. This is where you’ll find the iconic statue of Mary Tyler Moore tossing her 10-gallon Stetson into the air.

Nicknamed “The City of Lakes,” Minneapolis has 22 natural bodies of water within the city limits. A 10-minute drive from downtown brings you to the picturesque Chain of Lakes, which are surrounded by 12 miles of walking and biking paths. In the summer, the Lake Harriet band shell hosts summer concerts, which frequently include the renowned Minnesota Orchestra.

No-shows will be charged total Groupon rate; no refunds, rescheduling, or rebooking allowed. Read the Fine Print for important info on offer details and other restrictions.

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A music festival can unite all kinds of different people, much like a big parade or the mayoral campaign of a cute kitten that is also really smart. Cast a vote for summer fun with this GrouponLive deal.

The Deal

• $125 for a three-day general-admission pass to the Summer Set Music & Camping Festival (up to a $121.50 value), which also includes a t-shirt (a $40 value), a festival poster (a $10 value), and a koozie (a $10 value; up to a $181.50 total value)
• When: Friday, August 9, at 3 p.m., Saturday, August 10, at 1 p.m., and Sunday, August 11, at 1 p.m.
• Where: Somerset Amphitheater
• Door time: gates open at 6 a.m. each day for early entry camping (pass holders have access to the campground, but a campsite is not included in this Groupon)
• Ticket values include all fees.
• Click here to view the lineup. Groupon buyers also have a chance to win a VIP upgrade.

Though the Summer Set Music & Camping Festival sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Summer Set Music & Camping Festival

* Total number of acts at this year's festival: 62

• Special guest appearances by: hip-hop juggernauts Common and Big Boi
• The man behind Girl Talk: Gregg Gillis
• What Girl Talk sounds like: pop and hip-hop samples mashed into collages that have engendered epic dance parties and praise from everyone from Pitchfork to Rolling Stone and Robert Christgau
• What Girl Talk doesn't sound like: the band of the same name formed by Stephanie Tanner and her friends on Full House
• What Big Gigantic is: an instrumental band from Boulder that melds electronic beats with jazzy saxophone and live drums
• What Big Gigantic isn't: a redundant way to describe Godzilla
• Where Passion Pit got their name: from Variety's dictionary of slang (referring to drive-in movie theaters)
• Who's playing that head-bopping medley of rock, electronica, psychedelia, funk, and hip-hop without even using their voices?: STS9
• What STS9 stands for: Sound Tribe Sector 9

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Comedians get their material from dark places, such as loneliness, anxiety, or the crawlspace where they keep their joke file. Lighten up with this GrouponLive deal.

The Deal

• $19 for two tickets to any comedy show (up to a $38 value)
• Where: Rick Bronson's House of Comedy
• Section: general admission
• Door time: Guests should arrive no later than 30 minutes before showtime
• Click here to view the schedule of performers.

All guests must be 18 or older; shows after 9 p.m. are for guests 21 and older only.

Upcoming Acts

Paul Morrissey (June 19–23)
XM/Sirius Satellite regular and Maxim's Real Men of Comedy finalist, seen on The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Kelly Taylor (July 10–14)
Canadian comedian who placed second at the Just for Laughs Homegrown competition and has opened for comics such as Rich Hall and Blake Clark

Warning: Contains discussion of things that go on in bathrooms.

Felicia Michaels (August 21–25)
Two-time American Comedy Award winner for "Funniest Female" and Comedy Grand Champion on Star Search, also seen on Comedy Central, VH1, and MTV

Warning: Contains profanity and a very raunchy riff, plus she really spills the beans about her friend Wendy.

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Mark Twain once called golf a good walk spoiled, due to the then-popular misconception that if you left a beautiful golf course out in the sun, it would fester and burst. Chip away at his ignorance with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $47 for an 18-hole round of golf for two, with cart rental and two buckets of range balls (up to a $94 value)
• $85 for an 18-hole round of golf for four, with cart rental and four buckets of range balls (up to a $188 value)

Viking Meadows Golf Club's rates fluctuate throughout the day and week.

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Every rap track must have a solid backbeat, which can be composed of the sound of drums, handclaps, or birds flying into glass doors. Feel the rhythm with this GrouponLive deal.

The Deal

• Admission to B.o.B. concert
• When: Friday, June 21, at 8 p.m.
• Where: Myth Live Event Center
• Standing room only general admission
• Door time: 7 p.m.
• Ticket values include all fees.

Admission Options

• $19 for a show package for one (up to a $40.25 total value)
  • One general-admission ticket (up to a $27.75 value)
  • One VIP entry (a $12.50 value)
• $49 for a show package for two (up to a $105.50 total value)
  • Two general-admission tickets (up to a $55.50 value)
  • Two VIP entries (a $25 value)
  • Two drinks (a $25 value)

B.o.B

• Also known as: Bobby Ray Simmons, Jr., or simply Bobby Ray
• Discovered when: he snuck into T.I.'s Club Crucial and performed a spoken-word ode to illicit substances
• Number of Grammy award nominations (so far): six
• Hit singles: "Airplanes," "Airplanes, Pt. II," "Nothin' On You"
• Hit singles featuring country-pop ingenue Taylor Swift: "Both of Us"
• Other notable collaborators: Bruno Mars, Eminem, Hayley Williams, TI, Snoop Lion
• Anticipation level for B.o.B.'s third album, Underground Luxury, as measured in decibels: speaker-shattering

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True strength is tested by real-life scenarios, such as your ability to push a truck out of a ditch or throw out that banged-up old set of weights you grew up with. Deal with some pretty heavy stuff with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $29 for a 2-month gym membership (a $129.90 value)
• $59 for a 6-month gym membership (a $289.70 value)
• $199 for a 12-month gym membership (a $529.40 value)

This deal includes full access to all areas of the gym, which is open 24 hours.

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A spa makes it seem like your troubles are a thousand miles away, especially if the spa is a thousand miles away from that zoo you let all the apes out of. Escape with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $30 for a Summer Brazilian wax (a $60 value)
• $22 for a Summer French bikini wax (a $45 value)
• $34 for an express mani-pedi with a paraffin-dip treatment (a $68 value)

Waxing sessions take 15–30 minutes.

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Kickboxing gets you into peak physical condition, unlike box kicking, which gets you thrown out of the post office. Shape up and ship out with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

$19 for a kickboxing-and-fitness package (a $260 total value)

• Two weeks of kickboxing workouts (a $60 value)

$26 for a kickboxing-and-fitness package (a $320 total value)

• Four weeks of kickboxing workouts (a $120 value)

$34 for a kickboxing-and-fitness package (a $380 total value)

• Six weeks of kickboxing workouts (a $180 value)

Each package includes:

• One introductory one-on-one workout with a personal trainer with a full-body stretching evaluation (a $100 value)
• 30-day Proven Process Packet filled with workout and nutrition information (a $100 value)

View the schedule here.

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A good chocolate is as indulgent as a house where the beds are all hot tubs and the couches are all beds. Treat yourself to this Groupon.

$15 for $30 Worth of Chocolates

Customers searching for a sweet snack or Father's Day gift can peruse eclectic and custom chocolates such as a bear on a stick ($4.26), a red-pepper dark-chocolate bar ($9.99), and a nine-piece set of peanut-butter cups ($15.50). This Groupon is not valid for a tour or tasting.

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People should learn how to ride a horse now because there's no telling when the horses will eat all of our cars. Pick up a new skill before it's too late with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $25 for one semiprivate horseback-riding lesson (a $50 value)
• $70 for three semiprivate horseback-riding lessons (a $150 value)
• $115 for five semiprivate horseback-riding lessons (a $250 value)

Seasoned instructor well-versed in English, Western, dressage, and hunter and jumper riding styles leads 45-minute lessons, which cover riding basics and topics such as proper grooming, saddling, and hoof care.

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The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

• $149 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (up to a $400 value)
• $249 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (up to a $750 value)
• $349 for six laser hair-removal treatments on a large area (up to a $1,250 value)
• $389 for six laser hair-removal treatments on an extra large area (up to a $2,000 value)

Click here to see treatment areas.

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Top Reasons to Visit The Hotel Minneapolis, Autograph Collection

• The hotel has a prime location in downtown Minneapolis—steps from the city’s theater district and professional-sports venues.
• Before it was The Hotel Minneapolis, the all-brick high-rise was the Midland Bank Building, erected in 1906.
• Stylish Autograph king rooms feature 42-inch flat-screen TVs, MP3 docking stations, and views of the skyline.
• The onsite eatery, restaurant Max, serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner daily. You can apply the $10 dining credit included with this Getaway toward any dish, ranging from buttermilk pancakes ($12) to margherita flatbread ($11) and chocolate molten cake ($7).
• The hotel’s restaurant is connected to the indoor Skyway, an aboveground network of tunnels leading to a number of stops in downtown Minneapolis, including the pedestrian-friendly Nicollet Mall.

Downtown Minneapolis: Bountiful Performing-Arts Scene near Idyllic Lakes

Downtown Minneapolis is more than just the geographic epicenter of the city—it’s the cultural heart too. Sports venues that are home to the Timberwolves, Vikings, and Twins neighbor the pulsing nightclubs of the Warehouse District and the neon-lit marquees of the Hennepin Theater District. In recent years, the city’s arts scene has gotten a lot of attention, and for good reason: Minneapolis has more live theater shows per capita than any other US city except New York. Additionally, dozens of eclectic galleries complement the wide-ranging exhibits at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts, which showcases everything from Japanese woodcut prints to turn-of-the-century European advertisements.

To navigate downtown with ease, step into the Skyway, the city’s ingenious solution to harsh Minnesota winters. The Skyway is a network of indoor, aboveground tunnels connecting a slew of buildings downtown. A popular stop along the way is Nicollet Mall, a shopping thoroughfare where cars are not allowed. This is where you’ll find the iconic statue of Mary Tyler Moore tossing her 10-gallon Stetson into the air.

Nicknamed “The City of Lakes,” Minneapolis has 22 natural bodies of water within the city limits. A 10-minute drive from downtown brings you to the picturesque Chain of Lakes, which are surrounded by 12 miles of walking and biking paths. In the summer, the Lake Harriet band shell hosts summer concerts, which frequently include the renowned Minnesota Orchestra.

No-shows will be charged total Groupon rate; no refunds, rescheduling, or rebooking allowed. Read the Fine Print for important info on offer details and other restrictions.

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