Ziplines allow humans to feel the wind in their hair without renting a plane or commandeering the nearest kite. Avoid getting tangled in the treetops with today's Groupon to Zip Orlando in Kissimmee. Choose between the following options:

• For $95, you get a zipline tour for two (up to a $190 value).
• For $179, you get a zipline tour for four (up to a $380 value).

Zip Orlando's certified guides propel sightseers on heart-pumping daily or nightly tours of Florida's natural wetlands. Recreationalists reach speeds of up to 30 miles per hour while soaring 65 feet above the ground on a course packed with eight different cables ranging from 225 to 950 feet in length. Spanning almost a mile total, the course includes dual racing lines, double-layered lines, and more than 300 feet of bridges, all culminating to create an unforgettable trip through the trees and the world's largest cat's cradle maze. While satisfying their need for speed, zipliners take in breathtaking views of Florida's native flora and fauna as local guides impart knowledge about the area's ecology and history. Guests looking to add a sense of romance to their aerial adventure can book a 5 p.m. twilight tour to zip through the trees as the sun is setting or head out with the moon-zip tour at 8 p.m. to dart about the wilderness as lanterns and glow sticks light the way and attempt to woo attractive lightning bugs. Tours last anywhere from 90 minutes to three hours and are open to participants weighing 70–270 pounds.

Though Zip Orlando sometimes offers a discounted rate online, this Groupon still represents the best deal available.

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It’s difficult to hit a target from far away, which is why holes-in-one are rare and the Goodyear blimp has never been shot successfully with an arrow. Drive hard with a vengeance, thanks to today’s Groupon to Crane's Bend at Orange Lake Resort in Kissimmee. Choose between the following options:

• For $20, you get a day of golf (up to a $65 total value), which includes:
  • Unlimited rounds of golf for one, including cart rental, at nine-hole course (up to $45 value).
  • Pre-round bucket of driving range balls (a $5 value)
  • Rental clubs (a $15 value)

• For $35, you get a day of golf for two (up to a $130 total value), which includes:
  • Unlimited rounds of golf for two, including cart rental, at nine-hole course (up to a $90 value)
  • Two pre-round buckets of driving range balls (a $10 value)
  • Two sets of rental clubs (a $30 value)

For both deals, range balls are only available before the first round of play. Additional rounds of golf and rental clubs are subject to availability.

Designed by astute fairway carver Mike Dasher, Orange Lake Resort's nine-hole Crane's Bend course spans 1,901 yards of scenic terrain that pay homage to the area's native topography and waterfowl. The undulating utopia encircles a pristine lake, where a central fountain showers the water in a steady mist and the freshly liberated spirits of drowned golf balls. Golfers still hoping to swing their way to a hole-in-one will appreciate the par-30 course's six par 3s, while three par 4s allow long-ball lovers to unleash considerable power.

With today's deal, lone linksmen or divot-tearing duos can loop the nine-hole labyrinth as many times as possible in one day after preparing their swings with a session at the driving range. The package also includes use of the resort's rental clubs for golfers without a serviceable set of irons, woods, or hard-hitting mannequin legs.

Course at a Glance:

• Nine-hole, 1,901-yard course
• Originally designed by Joe Lee, redesigned by Michael Dasher
• TifEagle Bermuda grass greens
• Bermuda grass fairways

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Like hardboiled detectives, prescription lenses clear up blurry mysteries and frequently end up framed. Focus on the facts with today's Groupon to Optical Elegance, Winter Park Optical, or Clermont Optical and Vision Center. Choose one of the three locations, then choose from the following options:

• For $40, you get a complete set of glasses with CR-39 lenses (up to a $199 value).
  
  

• For $60, you get a glasses package (up to a $284 total value), which includes:

  • An eye exam (an $85 value)
  • A complete set of glasses with CR-39 lenses (up to a $199 value)
    
    

• For $80, you get a vision package (up to a $324 total value) plus a $10 credit toward contact lenses. The vision package includes:

  • An eye exam (an $85 value)
  • A complete set of glasses with CR-39 lenses (up to a $199 value)
  • A contact lens fitting (a $40 value)
    
    

At three optical outlets, Dr. John Fusselman and a team of expert peeper perfecters correct unfocused pupils with an assortment of stylish frames and comfy contact lenses. Clients arrive with prescriptions in hand or sit down for precision eye exams, which diagnose nearsighted, farsighted, or oracular vision, among other conditions. The complete vision package allows the newly eagle-eyed to swoop down on frames beyond the included CR-39 set, such as those from stylish brands including Prada, Tag Heuer, Maui Jim, and chic new styles from London with left- and right-side lenses reversed.

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A soft hotel bed is incredibly comfortable to sleep in, eclipsed only by a hammock made of Muppet hands. Enjoy a home away from foam with today's Groupon to Orlando Sun Resort and Convention Center in Kissimmee. Choose between the following options:

• For $155, you get a three-night stay for two in a standard king or for up to five in a standard double (up to a $297 value).
• For $165, you get a four-night stay for two in a standard king or for up to five in a standard double (up to a $396 value).

The Orlando Sun Resort and Convention Center, which just underwent a multimillion-dollar renovation, features a host of free amenities, including tennis courts and pools, as well as free shuttle service to Orlando’s popular theme parks. In 320-square-foot standard double or standard king rooms, beds are draped in 300-thread-count sheets and topped with feather pillows stuffed with down once belonging to Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Each room features a private balcony or patio that overlooks a tropical courtyard featuring a pool and palm trees. Guests can keep up workout routines in the fitness center or on the tennis courts, which are lit at night. At the onsite Paradise Cafe, up to four lodgers can dig into a complimentary breakfast buffet daily, as well as patronize the eatery for lunch and dinner.

The resort offers a free shuttle to the Walt Disney World and Universal Studios theme parks, located only a few miles away. In Walt Disney World’s Animal Kingdom, guests can traverse the Serengeti plains near lions, giraffes, and retired cartoon characters on the Kilimanjaro safari ride. Universal Studios, meanwhile, lets visitors wander through Hogwarts, soar like a Hippogriff, and craft their own magic wands and enchanted back scratchers at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, located within the Islands of Adventure. SeaWorld and its resident marine animals are only a short drive away, or guests can ride the hotel’s shuttle for an additional fee.

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There are only two instances in which it is legal to drive at 200 miles per hour: racing around a certified track and outrunning a 199-mile-per-hour construction horse. Satisfy your need for speed with today’s Groupon to Formula Racing Experience at the New Smyrna Speedway in New Smyrna Beach. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a three-lap high-speed ride-along experience (a $99 value).
• For $149, you get a 12-lap Shootout racing experience (a $299 value).

Experiences are currently scheduled for the following dates:

• Saturday, March 17
• Sunday, March 18
• Saturday, December 8
• Sunday, December 9

Formula Racing Experience engages adrenaline glands with real-life rubber-burning packages, enjoyed on the New Smyrna Speedway's oval track. With the high-speed ride-along, guests can hop aboard a race-prepared street car and share three laps' worth of in-the-action views with a professional driver. Otherwise, the 12-lap Shootout racing experience allows participants to don a fire suit and tear around the half-mile track's 23-degree banked turns, just as a professional racer or ambitious after-hours janitor would. After 45 minutes of classroom instruction familiarizes soon-to-be drivers with the course’s corners, students get to take the wheel for 10 invigorating minutes, leaving their hair mussed, their eyes bulged, and their torsos coated in corporate sponsorships.

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Facials, like keeping up with teenage jargon or wearing a baby's bib when you eat, make you appear younger. Look fresh without losing face with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a facial service at Complexions Center for Clinical Skin Care and Permanent Makeup in Merritt Island (a $125 value). This Groupon is valid for one of the following facial services:

• Acne peel
• Anti-aging peel
• Microdermabrasion
• Dermaplaning

Complexions Center for Clinical Skin Care and Permanent Makeup revitalizes wearied faces with chemical peels, microdermabrasion, and dermaplaning. The center's repertoire of services includes chemical peels designed to treat acne or age-related blemishes. Specially concocted to the unique color, oiliness, and acne proclivities of each client’s skin, the acne peel bathes epidermises in alpha- and beta-hydroxy acids to usurp transgressing layers of skin and eliminate surface pimples. The anti-aging peel's glycolic acid exfoliates skin and stimulates new collagen growth, thickening skin and banishing pigmentation and fine lines caused by sun damage, and requires no recovery time or sacrifices of pricey organic produce to the sun. Microdermabrasion exfoliates skin's surface with microcrystals and promotes cell growth while treating enlarged pores and age spots. Dermaplaning carefully shaves away skin cells that, like a mall Santa still accepting wish lists in July, have overstayed their welcome, resulting in a smoother, tighter appearance with fewer wrinkles and clearer pores.

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People often escape to hotels while their homes are being fumigated or leased to local ghosts. Discover new haunts with today’s Groupon.

The Deal

$149 for a three-night stay for up to four, redeemable now–March 31 (up to a $287 value) $149 for a three-night stay for up to four, redeemable April 1–May 24 (up to a $287 value)

• Oceanfront double room
• Complimentary continental breakfast
• Combine up to six nights

Makai Beach Lodge

In each room of the Makai Beach Lodge, private balconies on oceanfront rooms look out onto the relaxed northern end of world-famous Daytona Beach. The hotel offers complimentary beach chairs, boogie boards, and beach toys to enhance the sand and surf, and the saltwater-averse can safely swashbuckle with foam noodles in the heated outdoor pool. Inside the lodge, 110 tropically themed rooms feature free WiFi, cable TV, and air-conditioning, and a complimentary continental breakfast is served every morning. A family-friendly vacation spot, Makai Beach Lodge boasts a kiddy pool and easy access to nearby attractions, such as Daytona International Speedway, Tomoka State Park, and the Little Mermaid's winter time-share. View the event calendar for an updated list of local happenings.

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What You Get

• For $39, you get a Diamond Fascination diamond accent in platinum over sterling silver floating heart pendant from Keep America (a $100 value).
• For $99, you get a pair of Diamond Fascination 14-karat diamond accent wave hoop earrings from Keep America (a $300 value).
• An additional $4.95 shipping fee will be charged at checkout for each option.
• Upgrade to second-day air shipping for $9.99 or overnight delivery for $29.99 at checkout.

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Overview

Diamond Fascination pieces sparkle with pavé designs. The platinum over sterling silver floating heart pendant hovers just above its wearer's actual heart, commemorating an enduring romance and the continued commitment to one's circulatory system. The wave earrings are made of 14-karat yellow gold helix curves that are pavéd all along the outer curves, which shimmer like the rivers of the moon.

Features

• Platinum-plated sterling silver floating heart pendant graces the neck of a significant other or a beloved guitar
• Diamond wave hoop earrings set in 14-karat yellow gold
• Pavé diamond designs
• All pieces crafted in America

How to Get Your Goods

Step 1.
Purchase your Groupon using the buy button on this page.

Step 2.
Starting on 2/17/12, pull up your Groupon with our mobile app or by going to My Groupons (or to My Gifts if you are giving this as a gift*) and clicking the view voucher link.

Step 3.
Visit the redemption page that matches the product specified on your Groupon:

• Floating Heart Pendant
• Wave Hoop Earrings

Step 4.
Select "Add to Cart" and enter the redemption code located in the center of your Groupon in the "Discount coupon code" field. Click "Apply" and proceed to checkout.

Step 5.
Enjoy!

*Once the recipient claims your gift, you will no longer be able to print the Groupon.

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A frozen-yogurt shop is like a choose-your-own-adventure novel, only instead of the inevitable nuclear whitewater dinosaur catastrophe, you get delicious fro-yo topped according to your whim. Take a journey into the heart of flavor with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of frozen yogurt at Cold Stone Creamery, valid at the Winter Garden location.

Cold Stone Creamery's creamy frozen yogurt whispers tales of its superpremium quality as it swirls from sparkling self-serve machines into cups and cones. Choose your favorite frozen yogurt from among 18 silky flavors ($0.29/oz.). Creamy peaks generously welcome more than 100 toppings as traditional as rainbow sprinkles, fresh strawberries, and peanut-butter cups or as quirky as pineapple and pieces from magnetic poetry sets.

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Everybody loves Valentine's Day, when talented Family Ties actor Scott Valentine comes into your house and kisses you in your sleep. Don't forget to leave milk and sushi out with today's Groupon: for $47, you get a Valentine's gift box for two from Chocolate Provocateur (a $95 value) inside Infusion Tea. The gift box includes:

• Split of sparkling rosé
• Two champagne flutes
• Silver cheese plate with brie and cheddar
• Dessert plate with chocolate-dipped strawberries, chocolate-dipped crème puffs, and cayenne truffles
• Two tea-light candles

Chocolate Provocateur’s owner and chocolate devotee, Ella Kapul-Jenkins, stokes the flames of romance with champagne and finger-food kindling and decadent desserts nestled inside a gift box sealed with a scarlet bow. Amid the soft glow spilling from two tea-light candles, duos clink champagne flutes of sparkling rosé as they toast to cupid's arrow and the invention of Neosporin. Brie and cheddar from a silver dessert plate snuggle up to tongues, whereas bites of strawberries dipped in chocolate infuse palates with a contrasting sweetness. Chocolate-dipped crème puffs tease lips from their fingertip perch, and spicy-sweet cayenne truffles enter mouths via hand, fork, or flamethrower.

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At the age at which most children learn to speak, Mozart had already composed four symphonies, restored 11 classic cars, and built a robot to play against in squash. Take Mozart's accomplishments on the road with today's Groupon: for $99, you get installation of a 3.5-millimeter car audio jack (a $199.99 value) at Car Audio Cocoa. For an additional $50, Groupon customers can add on a direct connect charger, enabling the device to charge while connected.

Car Audio Cocoa sound tech's install every component of a vehicle's audio system, ensuring that drivers and passengers can listen to tunes without hitches while traveling from Point A to Point B. A 3.5-milimeter auxiliary jack fits any iPod, iPhone, MP3 player, stethoscope, or any other audio device with a headphone-jack output, increasing the likelihood that a quick trip to the store turns into a road trip spent weeping to the collected works of Itzhak Perlman.

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Fresh flowers spruce up Valentine's Day dates easier than making your own candy or paying your nephew to dress as a Cupid-themed living statue. Arm yourself with amorous bouquets with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of flowers and gifts from FTD. FTD offers same-day delivery in most areas for orders placed by 2 p.m. in the recipient’s time zone. Service or shipping fees vary widely based on order and delivery dates but typically range from $15.99 to $29.99. For detailed instructions on how to redeem your FTD Groupon, click here.

FTD steeps rooms in the fresh scents of spring with hundreds of thoughtful bouquets delivered by artisan florists or sheathed in gold organza and shipped in an award-winning gift box. Yield to Cupid’s arrow and persistent text messages by presenting a loved one with an FTD-exclusive Sweethearts bouquet, a heart-hued collection of red roses and burgundy mini carnations elegantly interspersed with sprigs of greenery in an etched glass vase ($44.99–$64.99). Or follow a more polychromatic path with the My Everything Valentine's Day bouquet, an unexpected marriage of deep-red roses and white Asiatic lilies ($29.99–$59.99). Red roses and pink lilies spring forth from a sculpted red vase in the Lasting Romance bouquet ($69.99–$94.99), and a spray of 12 long-stemmed roses ($49.99; $59.99 with vase) stands firmly on stems that measure around 16 inches without heels. FTD backs each floral arrangement with a satisfaction guarantee, which pledges that flowers and plants will remain fresh and keep their bedrooms tidy for at least seven days.

Those looking beyond the bloom can peruse FTD’s gift galleria, which encompasses a smorgasbord of specialty gifts, including jewelry and chocolates. Live plants, such as orchids ($39.99+) or miniature roses ($19.99+), outlive their clipped comrades with a simple regimen of watering and pruning, and silk floral displays brighten up sunless corners and survive solely on nightly bedtime stories.

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Acupuncture treatments are used to relieve pain, increase energy, and improve well-being, unlike normal puncture treatments, which are only used when patients are filled with helium. Let your ailments float away with today's Groupon at Orlando Acupuncture in Winter Park. Choose between the following options:

• For $35, you get a consultation with one acupuncture treatment (a $445 value).
• For $49, you get a consultation and two acupuncture treatments (a $565 value).

Orlando Acupuncture's board-certified acupuncturists root out all manner of maladies, redirecting chi using the holistic principles of Chinese medicine. Initial visits begin with an in-depth look into symptoms of poor health and stress, tracing them back to root causes before designing a tailored course of action. After a detailed explanation of how the process works, acupuncturists insert hair-thin needles into the body’s energy epicenters, sending wake-up calls through the nervous system's intricate network of fibers and pneumatic tubes to the body’s natural healing processes.

Clients relax as sterile, single-use needles get to work along the scalp and ears, from the elbows to the fingers, and from the knees to the toes. With an artisan’s touch, the insertion of the hair-thin needles is virtually painless. Orlando Acupuncture’s process, like most Supreme Court hearings, allows participants to remain fully clothed.

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Clothes make the man, just as monocles make the millionaire and swimming pools full of monocles make the billionaire. Keep manmakers well maintained with today's Groupon to Dry Clean Super Store, valid at their Clermont and Altamonte Springs locations. Choose from the following options:

• For $29, you get $60 worth of dry-cleaning services.
• For $39, you get $90 worth of dry-cleaning services.
• For $99, you get gown or wedding-gown cleaning and preservation services (a $250 value).

Dry Clean Super Store's cleaners call upon two types of dry-cleaning processes to keep treasured threads in pristine condition, performing traditional dry-cleaning services and European-style wet-cleaning services. An environmentally friendly option, wet cleaning ($4.25/piece of clothing) eliminates the need for chemical cleaning solutions, reduces energy use, and creates a better working environment for the seahorses who lick the laundry clean. Patrons can spiff up a blouse ($3.75), suit ($8.25), or comforter ($29.99) or remove stains from a men's business shirt ($1.85) or dress jacket ($4.75). The dry cleaners wield a soap that combines a brightener and a lubrication additive to increase garments' longevity.

Former brides can opt to have the gown they wore on their wedding day preserved or restored to pass down to future generations or to wear on marches down grocery-store aisles.

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People are attracted to bright smiles, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with today's Groupon.

The Deal

$39 for a teeth-whitening and cleaning kit ($179 value)

• Professional teeth-whitening gel
  • 100% natural
  • Made fresh weekly in an American lab
  • Ideal for sensitive teeth
  • Safe for existing dental work such as crowns and veneers
  • Can be used every day
• The cleaning kit includes the following:
  • Two 10 cc syringes (enough for 24 treatments)
  • Desensitizing and remineralizing gel
  • Two dual-arch teeth trays
  • Instructions

DaVinci Teeth Whitening

The tech-savvy engineers behind DaVinci Teeth Whitening brighten smiles by activating a special lamp that works in tandem with a whitening solution or equipping clients with a powerful do-it-yourself gel that an American lab makes fresh every week. All of DaVinci's treatments work to rid teeth of lackluster hues, clingy stains, and embarrassing love letters to dentists without weakening tooth enamel.

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Sprawling Atriums with Lush Gardens, Restaurants, and Nightlife

Three sun-soaked atriums form the centerpiece of the Gaylord Palms. Each cavernous space is elaborately decorated with a different Florida theme, from the forts of St. Augustine to the Everglades swamps. Four restaurants, a cluster of shops, and a 20,000-square-foot spa are spread throughout the expansive resort, a veritable destination in and of itself.

From the guest-room balconies, little worlds are laid out below. Revelers gather at the bar on the deck of a 60-foot sailboat in the center of the Key West atrium. In the Everglades atrium, wooden walkways pass beneath cypress trees, and in the St. Augustine atrium, Spanish-style buildings overlook cascading waterfalls. Guests can hit Relâche Spa for a massage or stake out a spot by the pool. When the time comes to eat, guests will have no shortage of dining options, between fresh sushi at Sora, center-cut fillets at Old Hickory Steakhouse, and grilled seafood at Sunset Sam's.

Kissimmee, Florida: Theme-Park Attractions and Year-Round Sun

Just a few miles south of Orlando, Kissimmee lies in the heart of the theme-park district. Complimentary shuttles run between the hotel and Disney World, which is close enough for guests to see the nightly fireworks from the hotel's property. For a quiet afternoon away from the parks, visitors can take a short drive north on I-4 to Winter Park, a small town bordering Orlando. Park Avenue, the main drag, is lined with dozens of boutique clothing shops, antique stores, and eclectic restaurants.

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Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled “drain ocean,” were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with today's Groupon.

The Deal

$35 for a custom 60-minute massage (an $85 value)
$69 for two custom 60-minute massages (a $170 value)

Advanced Massage Therapy Rehabilitation

At Advanced Massage Therapy Rehabilitation, therapist Tina DeMarco melds several varieties of massage and healing techniques into ache-easing and injury-alleviating sessions. Specializing in deep-tissue and Swedish modalities, Tina customizes each appointment to decrease tension and boost circulation. Tina also caters to sports-related stress and injury, wielding her healing hands to lessen muscular fatigue resulting from marathon autograph signings.

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Skydivers are the cowboys of the air, roaming the wide-open skies and herding children's runaway balloons. Giddy up, up, and away with today's Groupon: for $130, you get a skydive package from Florida Skydiving Center in Lake Wales (a $219 value). The package includes the following:

• A tandem skydive (a $199 value)
• A T-shirt (a $20 value)

The USPA-licensed instructors at Florida Skydiving Center's new 11,000-square-foot facility guide students through the aerial artistry of tandem free falling and parachute navigation over 250 acres of central-Florida landscape. With their feet firmly planted on the ground, instructors brief visitors on the equipment, techniques, and optional in-flight movie that will be utilized during the jump. Up to four tandem leapers then suit up and board a DHC-6 Twin Otter, Caravan, or C-182 plane for their journey into the troposphere. Upon reaching the exit altitude at up to 14,000 feet, instructors revisit the details of the jump while securely affixing themselves to students. The door opens and a 60-second, 120-mph free fall commences before the parachute opens, peacefully drifting passengers to the ground or to their treetop summer home in a six-minute scenic excursion.

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Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses—to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep your flesh façade in tip-top shape with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three fractional-resurfacing treatments on the same area at Bella Vita Medi Spa (up to a $498 value). Valid treatment areas include the cheeks, crow's-feet, forehead, frown lines, jowls, or neck.

Helmed by a tag-team of dedicated doctors, the experienced skin smoothers at Bella Vita Medi Spa employ Joule by Sciton lasers to banish skin imperfections within a modern, 6,000-square-foot med spa. Throughout each physician-supervised fractional-resurfacing session, clients don a layer of topical anesthetic and submit their epidermal expanses to short pulses of light, which target blights such as acne scars, wrinkles, stretch marks, and misguided freckle tattoos while keeping surrounding skin unscathed. Façades begin to embrace their even-toned existence within two to three months of each session. Bella Vita's skinsmiths recommend two to three sessions spaced four to six weeks apart for optimal results. Like memories of a love letter to your third-grade teacher, the resurfacing may result in redness, but the discoloration typically fades 48 hours posttreatment.

Though Bella Vita Medi Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

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Without laughter, playgrounds would be silent except for the creaking of old swing sets and the trickling of tears into belowground aquifers. Celebrate the sound of mirth with today's GrouponLive deal to see comedian Cocoa Brown at the Soirée Event and Conference Center. For $32, you get a comedy night for two on Wednesday, February 15, at 9:30 p.m. (up to a $65.74 value, including all fees). Doors open at 8 p.m. The comedy night includes the following:

• Two general-admission tickets
• Two chocolate-covered strawberries
• Two glasses of champagne
• Two additional beverages: drink options include champagne, beer, wine, well drinks, and nonalcoholic beverages.

Seasoned comedian Cocoa Brown—recently cast as Jennifer in Tyler Perry's For Better or For Worse —graces the stage of the 9,000-square-foot Soirée Event and Conference Center to elicit laughs during a routine wrought with animated facial expressions and exaggerated body gestures. Also known for her bit parts on soap opera The Young and the Restless and the hit series Breaking Bad, Brown sports an impressive resumé of television appearances that have helped her build a vast emotional range when riffing on life and relationships. Before Brown takes the stage, two canoodlers can nibble on chocolate-covered strawberries while watching up-and-coming jester R Jay and the evening's emcee, Marley Starr, compare who has the pointiest shoes.

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