http://twitter.com/greggscott Twitter updates from Gregg Scott / greggscott. en-us 40 greggscott: @adamcarolla The cadence and phrasing as it reads without hearing your tone of voice makes it sound too similar to the rhythm of an insult. Thu, 24 May 2012 04:47:07 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/205520279215153152 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/205520279215153152 web greggscott: @adamcarolla Also, sadly, I think 'Jesus' is almost untouchable. It's one of those hot button words that spins everyone histrionic. Thu, 24 May 2012 04:45:57 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/205519985831981056 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/205519985831981056 web greggscott: @adamcarolla The problem with your jacket cover joke is that its self-deprecation seems out of character with non-fans perception of you. Thu, 24 May 2012 04:45:21 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/205519832643420161 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/205519832643420161 web greggscott: I'm probably a little old-fashioned--I'm just looking for text with commitment. Tue, 15 May 2012 00:44:18 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/202197681823678464 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/202197681823678464 <a href="http://twitter.com/devices" rel="nofollow">txt</a> greggscott: @teresastrasser I luff you. Thu, 26 Apr 2012 07:19:14 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/195411700256743424 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/195411700256743424 web greggscott: I just gave a homeless man some boneless chicken. Tue, 24 Apr 2012 03:34:48 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/194630443323244544 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/194630443323244544 <a href="http://twitter.com/devices" rel="nofollow">txt</a> greggscott: When you're grieving it's important to keep things light--so I spent the afternoon online reading all I could about The Titanic. Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:41:22 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/190978017001091074 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/190978017001091074 <a href="http://twitter.com/devices" rel="nofollow">txt</a> greggscott: My Dad w as joyous as anyone whose occupation was to cold call strangers, remind them they're going to die then ask them for money. Wed, 04 Apr 2012 02:30:27 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/187366492608802818 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/187366492608802818 <a href="http://twitter.com/devices" rel="nofollow">txt</a> greggscott: People make life both joyous and unbearable. Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:41:59 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/183262331717955584 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/183262331717955584 <a href="http://twitter.com/devices" rel="nofollow">txt</a> greggscott: More and more people appear to be dressing as if it's laundry day. Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:12:58 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/183224832924721153 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/183224832924721153 <a href="http://twitter.com/devices" rel="nofollow">txt</a> greggscott: @thegizwiz I'm a big fan of Mad and the Giz Wiz. I have stacks of both Mad's from the 60's and gadgets from the 80s. Wed, 21 Mar 2012 21:17:48 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/182576768576798720 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/182576768576798720 web greggscott: A shout out to anyone who has hacked into my computer while I'm on public WiFi. Enjoy my lists of things to do and bad cell phone pics. Wed, 21 Mar 2012 21:13:44 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/182575745191776257 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/182575745191776257 web greggscott: I'm not saying I'm depressed but for me the season 2 finale of The Walking Dead played like an MGM musical. #walkingdead Wed, 21 Mar 2012 20:51:31 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/182570154494918656 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/182570154494918656 web greggscott: @AlisonRosen I like your new show. I can't for the life of me figure out what the third verse of the theme song is though. Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:57:17 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/176728102360203264 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/176728102360203264 web greggscott: @GreatDismal Japanese-designed speech jammer. http://t.co/cA9DcVfF Sat, 03 Mar 2012 07:55:04 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/175851773448306688 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/175851773448306688 web greggscott: @Mickeleh @carbonite Limbaugh is a bigot. Sat, 03 Mar 2012 07:53:57 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/175851493323325440 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/175851493323325440 web greggscott: Rubber boots and liquor. Fri, 02 Mar 2012 00:26:06 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/175376400482709504 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/175376400482709504 <a href="http://twitter.com/devices" rel="nofollow">txt</a> greggscott: If Angelina Jolie loses anymore weight she's liable to adopt herself. #oscars Mon, 27 Feb 2012 04:58:26 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/173995384128012288 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/173995384128012288 web greggscott: @adanmcarolla You and Lampanelli should do a basic cable commentary for each episode of Celebrity Apprentice. I'd pay .99¢ per. Or not. Wed, 22 Feb 2012 07:29:43 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/172221516820381696 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/172221516820381696 web greggscott: @teresastrasser I loved your delivery. Your Domino's pizza commercial paused itself upon replay! Fuuuu....! http://t.co/418nANdN Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:46:06 +0000 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/172014243560964096 http://twitter.com/greggscott/statuses/172014243560964096 web