tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61961021302432150542012-02-16T14:38:41.940+05:30Gujarati SMS,Free Gujarati SMS,New Gujarati SMS,Best Gujarati SMS,Gujarati SMS Shayari,Gujarati Gazal,Gujarati Kavita,Gujarati Jokes,Gujarati SMS JokesPatel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.comBlogger1436125gujratismshttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-80524761177343961562012-02-06T11:00:00.000+05:302012-02-06T11:00:00.713+05:302012-02-06T11:00:00.713+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Teacher- Tu Class Ma 30 minut Late Kem Aavyo 6e?</b><br /> <b>Student- Sir Hu Tamari Class Mate Late Nathi Next Class Mate Jaldi Aavyo 6u.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-8052476117734396156?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/02/teacher-and-studentgujarati-jokes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-74595765212692444512012-02-06T10:01:00.000+05:302012-02-06T10:01:00.535+05:302012-02-06T10:01:00.535+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Hrday Ni Vedna Ne Pu6e 6e Kon</b><br /> <b>Prit Ne Samji Punje 6e Kon</b><br /> <b>Aa Vyavhar Thai Gaya 6e Matlabi Sauna</b><br /> <b>Baki Aankh Na Aansu Samji Lu6e 6e Kon?</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-7459576521269244451?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/02/hrday-ni-vedna.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-32322870265978628912012-02-06T10:00:00.000+05:302012-02-06T10:00:00.584+05:302012-02-06T10:00:00.584+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Thai Jashe Darek Chinta Thi Mukti</b><br /> <b>Nahi Karvi Pade Man Ni Sathe Kusti</b><br /> <b>Jo Sara Mitro sathe Hashe Tamari Dosti</b><br /> <b>To Tamne Jivan Ma Malshe Ghani Badhi Masti.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-3232287026597862891?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/02/sacha-mitro.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-60806019953850438752012-02-06T08:12:00.002+05:302012-02-06T08:12:47.176+05:302012-02-06T08:12:47.176+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Kadvu Saty-</b><br /> <b>Ek Garib Pet Bharva Mate Savare Vahelo Uthi Ne Dode 6e</b><br /> <b>Ane Ek Amir Pet O6u Karva Mate Savare Vahelo Uthi Ne Dode 6e.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-6080601995385043875?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/02/kadvu-satysachi-vat.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-10796168644708983782012-01-23T10:01:00.001+05:302012-01-23T10:01:00.382+05:302012-01-23T10:01:00.382+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Ek Var Bhini Aankho Ae Dil Ne Fariyad Kari Ke</b><br /> <b>Aansu No Badho Bhar Keval Hu J Sha Mate Upadu?</b><br /> <b>Dil Ae Jawab Aapyo- "Sapna Kone Joya Hata?"</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-1079616864470898378?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/sapna-kone-joya-hata.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-70759922057503302542012-01-23T10:00:00.000+05:302012-01-23T10:00:00.860+05:302012-01-23T10:00:00.860+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Ek Kehavat...</b><br /> <b>Gamo Ni Fariyad Na Karo, Dard Ni Azmaish Na Karo.</b><br /> <b>Je Tamaru 6e Ae Tmari J Pase Aavse, Tene Samay Pela Pamvani Khwaish Na Karo.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-7075992205750330254?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/ek-kehavat.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-3819207252784756242012-01-14T07:14:00.002+05:302012-01-14T07:14:56.064+05:302012-01-14T07:14:56.064+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Makar Sankranti Ni Khub Khub Shubhe6a.</b><br /> <b>Makar Sankranti Tamara Jivan Ma Khushiyo Ni Hava Laine Aave.</b><br /> <b>Patang Ni Jem Tamaru Jivan Pan Khub Unchai Sudhi Pahoche.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-381920725278475624?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/makar-sankranti-sms.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-62770039449350136172012-01-14T07:13:00.002+05:302012-01-14T07:13:51.053+05:302012-01-14T07:13:51.053+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Magfali Ni Khushbu, Gol Ni Mithash</b><br /> <b>Makai Na Rotla, Sarsav No Sag</b><br /> <b>Dil Ni Khushi Mitro No Pyaar</b><br /> <b>Mubarak Tamne Makar Sankranti No Tahevar.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-6277003944935013617?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/happy-uttarayan-sms-2012.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-77067158222523833652012-01-14T07:12:00.002+05:302012-01-14T07:12:59.816+05:302012-01-14T07:12:59.816+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Tan Ma Masti Man Ma Umang</b><br /> <b>Mitro Sathe Mali Chagaviye Patang</b><br /> <b>Aakash Ma Bhari Daiye Prem No Rang.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-7706715822252383365?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/uttarayan-sms-2012.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-82989859030727370622012-01-12T21:05:00.000+05:302012-01-12T21:05:05.694+05:302012-01-12T21:05:05.694+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Udi Udi Re Patang Mari Udi Re, Chali Vadalo Ne Sang</b><br /> <b>Laine Mara Umang, Aa To Priyatma Ne Gham Chali Re.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-8298985903072737062?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/makar-sankranti-sms-2012.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-88876531987851680692012-01-12T21:02:00.000+05:302012-01-12T21:02:29.184+05:302012-01-12T21:02:29.184+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Mitha Gol Ma Mali Gaya Tal</b><br /> <b>Chagi Patang Ane Khili Gayu Dil</b><br /> <b>Jindgi Ma Aave Khushiyo Ni Bahar</b><br /> <b>Mubarak Tamne Makar Sankranti No Tahevar.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-8887653198785168069?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/happy-makar-sankranti-sms-2012.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-89615575776884858482012-01-10T10:01:00.000+05:302012-01-10T10:01:00.570+05:302012-01-10T10:01:00.570+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Gussa Ma Aavi Ne Pati Ae Potana Sasra Ne SMS Karyo:-</b><br /> <b>"Your product not matching my requirements."</b><br /> <b>Chatur Sasra Ae Same Javab Aapyo:-</b><br /> <b>"Warranty expired, Manufacturer not responsible."</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-8961557577688485848?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/jamai-sasra-jokes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-84492484536936308692012-01-10T10:00:00.000+05:302012-01-10T10:00:00.587+05:302012-01-10T10:00:00.587+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Zindgina Prashno Ma Javab Shodhu 6u</b><br /> <b>Aaje Pan Tari Ankhoma Ae Pyaar Shodhu 6u</b><br /> <b>Prem Ma Te Kari Bewafai</b><br /> <b>Aaje Pan Ae Bewfai Nu Karan Shodhu 6u.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-8449248453693630869?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/te-kari-bewafai.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-64799918413751219082012-01-10T07:52:00.001+05:302012-01-10T07:52:51.830+05:302012-01-10T07:52:51.830+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Badha No Saath Rakhvo,</b><br /> <b>Pan</b><br /> <b>Saath Ma Swarth Na Rakhvo.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-6479991841375121908?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/gujarati-suvichar.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-3765861417562259002012-01-06T08:18:00.000+05:302012-01-06T08:18:16.322+05:302012-01-06T08:18:16.322+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Nayan Ne Bandh Rakhine Main Tmne Joya 6e... !</b><br /> <b>Nayan Ne Bandh Rakhine Main Tmne Joya 6e... !</b><br /> <b>.</b><br /> <b>.</b><br /> <b>.</b><br /> <b>Aavi Rite Lagan Krine Bichara Ketlay Roya 6e.</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-376586141756225900?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/nayan-ne-bandh-rakhine.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-84504453667655279402012-01-01T12:06:00.001+05:302012-01-01T12:06:43.513+05:302012-01-01T12:06:43.513+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> New Year Ma Badhi Khushi Male Tamne,<br /> Bhagvan Ne Prathna Karu 100 Varshnu Jivan Male Tamne,<br /> 2012 Ma Prem Ane Khushiyo No Bhandar Male Tamne.<br /> <br /> *Happy New Year 2012*<br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-8450445366765527940?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/happy-new-year-2012-sms_144.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-1052936767088932212012-01-01T11:05:00.000+05:302012-01-01T11:05:11.176+05:302012-01-01T11:05:11.176+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>New rules of life for 2012</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>1. Haste rehne ka...</b><br /> <b>2. Tension nai lene ka...</b><br /> <b>3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive..</b><br /> <b>4. Mast rehne ka...</b><br /> <b>5. Har problem ko solve karne ka...</b><br /> <b>6. Friend k sath life time friendship account kholne ka...</b><br /> <b>7. Mujh ko yaad rakhne ka...</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>aur mujhe SMS karte rahne ka</b><br /> <b>Happy New Year</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-105293676708893221?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2012/01/new-rules-of-life-for-2012.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-25468307058221289512011-12-05T11:00:00.000+05:302011-12-05T11:00:01.512+05:302011-12-05T11:00:01.512+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Bapu Office Ma Koi 6okari Sathe Vato Karta Hata.</b><br /> <b>Manager Te Joi Gayo.</b><br /> <b>Manager (Gussa Ma):- Bapu Hu Tamne Vato Karva No Pagar Nathi Aapto.</b><br /> <b>Bapu:- Sir Aato Hu Mafat Ma Karu 6u.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-2546830705822128951?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2011/12/bapu-office-jokes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-9494610440745604132011-12-05T10:00:00.000+05:302011-12-05T10:00:00.191+05:302011-12-05T10:00:00.191+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Patni:- Duniya Ma Keva 420 Loko 6e. Savare Dudhwalo Mane 5 Rupiya No Khoto Sikko Padhravi Gayo.</b><br /> <b>Pate:- Ae Sikko Kya Gayo?</b><br /> <b>Patni:- Ae To Me Shakwali Ne Padhravi Marcha-Kothmir Lai Lidhi.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-949461044074560413?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2011/12/duniya-ma-keva-420-loko-6egujarati.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-18386306594063592542011-12-05T08:25:00.002+05:302011-12-05T08:25:55.975+05:302011-12-05T08:25:55.975+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>True Facts</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Khud Ne Kharab Kahevani Himmat Nathi Rahi, Tethi Badha Kahe 6e- Jamano Kharab 6e.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-1838630659406359254?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2011/12/true-facts.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-67440207691399662052011-12-01T13:00:00.000+05:302011-12-01T13:00:01.931+05:302011-12-01T13:00:01.931+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Devdas Ne Gamti Hati Paro</b><br /> <b>Wah..Wah..</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Devdas Ne Gamti Hati Paro</b><br /> <b>Tamne Nathi Lagtu Ke Prem Karva Karta Petrol Pump Kholvo Saro.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-6744020769139966205?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2011/12/prem-karva-kartafunny-sms.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-34151744471091853932011-12-01T11:00:00.000+05:302011-12-01T11:00:02.167+05:302011-12-01T11:00:02.167+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Bapu Ae Bank Loan Par Car Lidhi</b><br /> <b>Hapta Na Bharya To Bank Wala Car Pachhi Lai Gaya.</b><br /> <b>Bapu:- Pahela Khabar Hot To Lagan Pan Loan Laine Karat.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-3415174447109185393?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2011/12/loan-par-lagan-best-bapu-jokes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-13273003161736429612011-12-01T10:00:00.000+05:302011-12-01T10:00:01.870+05:302011-12-01T10:00:01.870+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Girl:- Aa Week Roz Film Jova Jaishu</b><br /> <b>Next Week Roz Shoping Krva Jaishu.</b><br /> <b>Boy:- Ena P6ina Week Roz Mandir Jaishu.</b><br /> <b>Girl:-Kem?</b><br /> <b>Boy:-Bhikh Magva.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-1327300316173642961?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2011/12/boy-vs-girls-jokes-sms.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-60851701824683733792011-12-01T08:51:00.000+05:302011-12-01T08:51:23.965+05:302011-12-01T08:51:23.965+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Ekli Hati Zindgi Badha Ni Bhid Ma</b><br /> <b>Vicharyu Ke Koi Dost Nthi Nsib Ma</b><br /> <b>Pan Jyare Tame Malya</b><br /> <b>To Evu Lagyu Ke Koi Khas Lakhyu Hatu Hath Ni Rekhao Ma.</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-6085170182468373379?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2011/12/pan-jyare-tame-malya.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196102130243215054.post-73824571648988683202011-11-30T11:57:00.000+05:302011-11-30T11:57:01.137+05:302011-11-30T11:57:01.137+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <b>Hu Tmne Roj SMS Kem Moklu 6u?</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Masti Mate?</b><br /> <b>Na</b><br /> <b>Time Pass Mate?</b><br /> <b>Na</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Hu SMS Mara Desh Mate Moklu 6u</b><br /> <b>KemKe</b><br /> <b>"PADEGA INDIA Tabhi To Badega India"</b><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6196102130243215054-7382457164898868320?l=www.gujratisms.com' alt='' /></div>Patel Tapanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13399110030798870790noreply@blogger.com0http://www.gujratisms.com/2011/11/sms-kem-moklu-6u.html