The Gung Horse Podcast

The Gung Horse Podcast Episode #89: You Can't Stop What's Coming

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 28 May 2012 02:50:00 +0000

What starts out as a casual discussion about Hiptoss's burgeoning Blu-Ray collection quickly dissolves into typical three-way banter about such timeless topics as porno, nerdlingerness, and how to pronounce the names of Asian restaurants. In the end, as usual, Smitty X and Two-Sheds find a way to make it all about Star Wars.

Feel the force HERE!

The Gung Horse Podcast: Episode 88 - SickSheds

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Wed, 23 May 2012 01:38:00 +0000

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There's no excuse.

And by that, I mean there are excuses. Two Sheds is ill, Hiptoss is iller, and Smitty is the illest. But we're back, dammit! And we're talkin' 'bout Slick Willie. Oh yeah, kickin' it OLD school.

Click here for diversions and tactics of the fun time joy yes yesomgthecity'sonFIRE!!!

Err...

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 21 May 2012 10:16:00 +0000

Well this is embarrassing. This week's been kinda cheap in the Gung Horse department. But honestly, when hasn't it?

You can't blame us though. Hiptoss hass Ebola or some shit, Two Sheds is having sex... With Canadian history. Smitty is a knob.

So nothing new then?

WATCH THIS SPACE - New horsegung soooOOOOOOoooon.

The Gung Horse Podcast - Episode #87: The Fulcrum Between Success and Failure

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 07 May 2012 02:52:00 +0000

There was this show that was on TV in the 90s. Not sure if you ever heard about it. I think it wasn't on for very long. It was called "Steinfield" or something like that. Anyway, the main guy, Jerry, once said that between the bald guy and the chick in the saddle shoes, he always balanced things out. When the bald guy was up, the saddle shoes chick was down, and vice versa, but Jerry was always in the middle. This is Hiptoss's story...

Succeed or fail HERE

Rock Over London, Rock On Chicago - Episode 14: I Can See The Music

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:31:00 +0000

The boys get visual this week, my friends, as Kyle, Shaun, and Ryan bring you music from the worlds of Film and Television. Featuring selections from The Price Is Right, In The Name of The Father, Shaun of the Dead, Goodfellas, The Dark Night, Inception, Black Belt Jones, Jackass, and Raging Bull. So grab some popcorn, put on the Snuggie, and enjoy the show. The Audience Is Listening (TM).

Click HERE for the episode.

The Gung Horse Podcast: Episode 86 - The Return of Smitty X

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 04:32:00 +0000

Damn, we ALMOST got rid of him...

Pictured: horror beyond imagination

So how'd he get back? And why?!? So many questions, so many answers. Oh and Two Sheds and Hiptoss talk a bit too.

Click here for woe and sadness story #1300

Smitty X's Return - Teaser

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 05:16:00 +0000

Want to find out why Smitty X returned to Canada before his KBBL internship even began? Tune in next Monday for the full story...

Get teased HERE

Episode #85: We Should Actually Do Some Blow

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 06:49:00 +0000

As the Gung Horsemen get ever closer to the 100th episode, we contemplate new and innovative ways to spice up the program. This week's novel idea: cocaine. That's right, folks; sweet, sweet China White. Join Smitty X, Two Sheds, and Hiptoss as they Robert Evans/Jack Nicholson/Robert Towne their way through a discussion about film, politics, Easter, and the fine art of getting wasted. DISCLAIMER: we do not actually do blow...in this episode.

Do a rail with us HERE!

The Gung Horse Podcast - Episode #84: Obi-Wan Cannoli

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 01:44:00 +0000

It's a doozy this week, my friends. With the news that our very own Smitty X is soon to depart for the land of Boddingtons and Bad Teeth, The Gung Horsemen drink themselves into a sadness-suppressing stupor. Not even talk of Star Wars porno, parade marching, or The Etch-A-Sketch Candidate lifts us from our now-permanent malaise. The thing is, though, that even in the depths of our despair, the show is still kind of entertaining.

Laugh it up, fuzzballs...

The Gung Horse Podcast - Episode #83: Why Are They Not Protesting Alan Thicke?

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 03:49:00 +0000

This week, the Gung Horsemen get into the Thicke of things with heated discussions about Kony 2012, Dungeons & Drangons, politics, and The Most Mediocre Celebrity Ever: Kirkland Lake, Ontario's own Alan Thicke. Also, email us at gunghorse@gmail.com to let us know exactly how much inches a' pipe ya want...

Place your order HERE!

The Gung Horse Podcast Episode #82: Projects & Dragons

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 05:03:00 +0000

When Two Sheds decides to play D&D for 48 hours instead of record an episode, this is what happens. Join Hiptoss and Smitty X as they lambaste the Sheds for his incurable nerdiness, and then proceed to discuss some very nerdy topics...and how plumbing goes down in the Caribbean. Only one question remains:

How much inches 'a pipe YOU want?

Rock Over London, Rock On Chicago - Episode 12: Love/Hate

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 07:05:00 +0000

This week, ROLROCkers Kyle, Shaun, and Ryan share songs they love from bands or artists they don't particularly like. Tune in for a lively debate and discussion about the music of Guns & Roses, Alanis Morisette, The Police, Billy Joel, Oasis, Rush, KISS, Limp Bizkit, and Michael Jackson.

ENJOY!

The Gung Horse Podcast: Episode 81 - Two Sheds kinda goes off the boil for like 15 minutes

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 05:52:00 +0000

Hos, well... this week's episode does what it says on the tin. Smitty has a shocking surprise, Hiptoss stands up for cookies, and Two Sheds? One word: Elvis.

Click here for the storm.

The Gung Horse Podcast: Episode 80 - Check the Bag

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 03:00:00 +0000

We at Gung Horse do what we can, after a shooooort break that is. Two Sheds has trouble going through security, Smitty is sad...der than usual, and Hiptoss struggles with tenses, tension and tensiosity.

Click here to prove a stereotype or two.

Rock Over London, Rock On Chicago: Episode #11 - Music for Lovers

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:27:00 +0000

The month is February, and what else would Kyle, Shaun, and Ryan want to talk about besides love? That's right, ROLROCkers, our 11th episode helps us get in touch with our romantic side. Featuring the music of Archive, the Four Tops, Judy Clay & William Bell, Frightened Rabbit, Mazzy Star, Young Galaxy, The Beautiful South, Metallica, and the Italian Stallion himself: FABIO! Yes, that's right, Fabio.

Let us seduce you...

The Gung Horse Podcast - Episode #79: Ronald Reagan Gave Us Reggaeton

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 03:50:00 +0000

This week the Gunghorsemen discuss myriad topics such as the abundance of ethnic diversity in Hiptoss's high school, the lack of ethnic diversity on Two Shed's parents upcoming trip to China, and the desire for ethnic diversity in Smitty X's pants. We are a cosmopolitan podcast, people. Salt of the earth. Enjoy.

For the cultural mosaic that is us, click HERE.

Episode #78: Hold My Banana(grams)

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:40:00 +0000

Down in quality, eh? EH?!?!? This week's episode proves that this sentiment is dead wrong (right). With some discussion about "The Welfare Scrabble", a fight breaking out between Two Sheds and Hiptoss over Lana Del Rey's SNL "performance", and Smitty receiving a special correspondence from a certain newly-minted dictator, the Gung Horsemen are back on top...of the bottom.

Grab our banana HERE

Rock Over London, Rock On Chicago Episode #10 - Political Music

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:35:00 +0000

The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!!! Or is that Beliebers? Ugh, hell no! This week, ROLROCkers Shaun, Kyle, and Ryan take a melodic meander through the muddy mess of politics. From the slums of Jamaica to the cabarets of Casablanca, we explore how politics and music intersect: sometimes well and sometimes, well, Tipper Gore. This week's artists: Furnaceface, Asian Dub Foundation, The Beatles (FINALLY!), Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Gyorgy Ligeti, Curtis Mayfield & The Impressions, MC Hawking, La Marseillaise, and Jimmy Cliff.

Get indoctrinated HERE

The Gung Horse Podcast: Episode 77 - It Really Has Declined in Quality

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 06:51:00 +0000

The pyramids of Egypt. The Burj Dubai. The Chunnel. Few would argue that the human race is capable of producing great things with a little ingenuity, and a lot of hard work. Hos, we here at Gung Horse have been hard at work for the past two years to prove that notion.

January 5, 2010 was when the first edition of the Gung Horse podcast was released, though we prefer the term unleashed. And it's been nothing but pure gold ever since. Oh and we will go on, ladies and gentlemen and hermaphros; we're in it to win it! 2 YEARS w00t!!!!

Pictured: 2 years of win.

This 77th episode/2 year anniversary spectacular sees Two Sheds fixing a door, Smitty imitating Bill Crosby [sic] and Hiptoss sends a message which falls on deaf ears.

Click here to summarize two years of relentless perfection

The Gung Horse Podcast: Episode 76 - Pokemon?!

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:03:00 +0000

Well 2011 is winding down, Hos. It's a time for reflection, a time for looking into the future. And then there's OUR schtick. Inner life is for suckers!

In this week's intrepidtacular episode, Smitty finally gets a job, Two Sheds has to start again, and Hiptoss is NINE-NINE-NINE!!!

Click here for a torrential downpour of masculinity

Oh, and here's your Christmas present... enjoy!

Rock Over London, Rock On Chicago Episode #9: Holiday Edition

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 05:23:00 +0000

Ah, the Holidays. That special time of year when families get together to light the Christmas Tree, the Menorah, or the... well... whatever it is that the Kwanzaa people light. So for this special time of year let Ryan, Shuan, and Kyle give you the gift that keeps on giving: great holiday music. Featuring Run DMC, Teddy Pendergrass, Vince Guaraldi, Elvis Presley, Matisyahu, Low, Bing Crosby & David Bowie, Joel Kopischke & Stas Venglevski, and Bob & Doug MacKenzie!

For a tasty piece of the gingerbread house, click HERE!

The Gung Horse Podcast: Episode 75 - A Mung of Alcohol and Sustenance

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 04:09:00 +0000

Hey Hos, scoop this!!! Welcome back to the Horse of Gung. Horse of Mung this week. And that. is. noxious. We're still mourning the loss of "The Fuck" so bear with us....

This week, Two Sheds gets paid in saltlick, Smitty X is looking over his shoulder for the Dental Mafia, but Hiptoss? Oy. You keep on truckin'!

Click here to put your nose to the grindstone

The Gung Horse Podcast: Episode 74 - The Horror

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 04:54:00 +0000

St. Leo. Shit. Me I'm still only in St. Leo, guy. But hey, don't worry, we've got espressos and sangwiches all kinds, guy! AAAAAAAAYYYYY, mah welcome back!!! And look what we got for you...

Oh yeah, we went there. Kinda.

So this week's extra oily episode, we take a trip up a river that ran like a main circuit cable plugged right into ~~legitimate businesses~~ Pasuto. We took a tripation out east and meeee, all kinds of shit went down. Hiptoss has a big spicy salsicce, Smitty makes for one greazy ambassador, and Two Sheds actually has a compliment. Kinda.

Click here for some fine Allatti cannolis

The Gung Horse Podcast: Episode 73 - Tragedy plus Comedy equals Time

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 05:00:00 +0000

Verpiss dich, geile Schlampe! Das ist rassistisch gegenüber das schlitzaugen!!! OOPS! Sorry, it's just been one of those weeks. A lot of schnitzel, a lot of pretzels, and here we are. If anyone asks why we were absent, you know what to do.

WELCOME BACK BABY! And boy do we have a great show for you. Talk about woe and sadness? Sit back, pour yourself a stiff lychee appletini and listen to how Two Sheds and Smitty suck at life. Hiptoss? Fucking roses, bro.

Click here to feel better about yourself

Rock Over London, Rock On Chicago Episode #8 - International Flavours

therealshaunmalley@gmail.com (Gung Horse) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:41:00 +0000

For our 8th episode, we take a trip around the world. Join Ryan, Shaun, and Kyle as they embark on a musical journey that takes them to India (Daler Mehndi), France (Serge Gainsbourg, Georges Brassens), Germany (Dschingis Khan), Sweden (Movits!), Iceland (Sigur Ros), Spain (The Gipsy Kings), South Africa (Ladysmith Black Mambazo), and finally landing back home in Quebec (Galaxie 500). Please take your seats, as we are about to prepare for takeoff.

Get your passport stamped HERE!