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	  <title>Guy Properties Network</title>
<dc:title>it's a guy thing — a funny guy thing</dc:title>
	  <link>http://guypropsnetwork.com/</link>
	  <description>Funniest digital entertainment network for guys.  Humor. Parody. Humor. Satire.  And humor.  New releases every day.  Excuses to party.  Drinks.  Grub. Starring Sensei Yo, Noni the Intern, PreVert, and the GuyGrub Guy. Home of the Belgweiser Rebellion, Patton Lee Beaugus, Guru Jonz, and suds symbol, Mericana</description>
<dc:subject>entertainment, humor, guys, party</dc:subject>
<dc:subject>Comedy </dc:subject>
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<dc:rights>Copyright 2008</dc:rights>
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<title>PreEmptive Attack On Yo and Noni</title>
<description>Pre takes over the mic in this video shortshot which is also a bit of an intro to the Yo and Noni Show</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:57:06 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Patton Lee Beaugus</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>humor, funniest, video, shortshort</dc:subject>
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<title>Psychotic Utensils Sneak Peek</title>
<description>A smorgasbord of GuyGrub-ination. The best cuts from my first 12 episodes in the Psychotic Utensils series. I slice. I dice. I sauté mice. Well, I don’t really, but it rhymes, and in this “almost a music video” it is the art that matters, not the substance. And you can dance to it. A smorgasbord of GuyGrub-ination. The best cuts from my first 12 episodes in the Psychotic Utensils series. I slice. I dice. I sauté mice. Well, I don’t really, but it rhymes, and in this “almost a music video” it is the art that matters, not the substance. And you can dance to it — unless you're white.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:02:44 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Patton Lee Beaugus</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>humor, funniest, recipe, guygrub, guy, video, shortshort</dc:subject>
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<title>Samurai Sashimi</title>
<description>This isn't really GuyGrub per se. But when Guy's psycho producer Yo got out her Samurai Sword and started swinging it around guy's kitchen, he figured, like yeah, that'll cook, even if it isn't cooked, you know.</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:06:56 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Patton Lee Beaugus</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>humor, funniest, recipe, guygrub, guy, samuri, sashimi</dc:subject>
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<title>Blow My Blimp</title>
<description>The Belgweiser Blowup Artists of Destruction inspired by Mericana and led by Ali D'Gator strike a blow for truth, justice, and the American (suds) way through a piece of fire art (f-art) that they call the Hindenweiser.</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:14:42 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Patton Lee Beaugus</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>humor, funniest, video, shortshort, Mericana, Belgweiser, Rebellion, blimp, explosion</dc:subject>
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<title>CheeseBall Elf — A Recipe From Hell</title>
<description>This cheeseball could scare your little nieces and nephews into a new round of pants wetting. What other holiday dish could compare with that?</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:11:44 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Patton Lee Beaugus</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>humor, funniest, recipe, guygrub, guy, cheese, ball, cheeseball</dc:subject>
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<title>Kickin Kwanzaa</title>
<description>To celebrate Kwanzaa you should be African American. If you are American, that's half African American, isn't it? So you can half celebrate Kwanzaa like the cool people do.</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:00:43 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Patton Lee Beaugus</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>humor, funniest, party</dc:subject>
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