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Bob Marley’s Daughter Pleads Guilty to Growing Marijauna in Philiadelphia

Sus Scrofa — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:22:25 +0000

The youngest child of reggae legend Bob Marley has admitted growing marijuana in her Philadelphia-area home. The Daily Local News of West Chester reports 29-year-old Makeda Jahnesta Marley pleaded guilty Tuesday to having nearly a dozen large marijuana plants inside her home in Caln, about 30 miles west of Philadelphia. Marley was arrested in 2008 after police [...]

Glenn Beck Says He Became A Mormon To Have Sex

Sus Scrofa — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:08:56 +0000

John Stossel, libertarian activist and journalist, interviewed right wing radical Fox News entertainer Glenn Beck, and asked him why he became a Mormon. Listen to Beck’s response. Need I say more? Related Stories Woman with Sexual Arousal Syndrome Says her Libido has made Life ‘Unbearable’ (0) Woman Makes Love to a Pine Cone, Needs Surgery to Remove [...]

Doctor Sucks Woman’s Nipples for Diagnosis

Sus Scrofa — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:06:21 +0000

A FINNISH court is to hear a sexual molestation case against a doctor who says he sucked a patient’s nipple to diagnose a medical problem in accordance with an old midwives’ trick. ower courts earlier ruled that the doctor had not committed a crime, but the prosecution and the patient appealed against the judgement to the [...]

Man Survives With 8 Inch Knife Rammed In His Eye

Sus Scrofa — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:58:06 +0000

Party-goer Jader Mota survived for an astonish 12 hours with an eight inch knife jammed into his eye after fleeing from a mugger on his motorbike. These astonishing pictures show how close the razor sharp blade came to piercing his brain, which surgeons say was missed by only a fraction of an inch. Mota, 24, had been [...]

The Kung-Fu Hillbilly

Sus Scrofa — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:15:57 +0000

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Female Doctor Dies in Chimney While Trying to Break Into Her Boyfriend’s House

Sus Scrofa — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:59:57 +0000

A woman’s decomposing body was found inside a chimney three days after her death. The authorities have revealed that the woman, who is a doctor, might have died due to suffocation while stuck inside the chimney. She was reportedly trying to get into her boyfriend’s house through the chimney to confront him. The coroner’s office [...]

Police Find Evil Girl Who Threw Puppies in the River

Sus Scrofa — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:52:40 +0000

Police have reportedly found the young woman in a red shirt who was filmed throwing puppies into a river. Local police in Travnik, on the eastern edge of Bosnia near the Croatian border, identified the girl after her parents reportedly turned her in, according to news report leaked to local online news outlet Index.hr. The girl – [...]

Troy Polamalu’s Hair Insured for $1 million by Head and Shoulders

Sus Scrofa — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:53:46 +0000

Just call Troy Polamalu the man with the million dollar hair. The long, flowing black hair that tumbles out of Polamalu’s helmet and down his back — it’s nearly three feet long — has been insured for $1 million by Head and Shoulders, the shampoo brand that is endorsed by the Pittsburgh Steelers safety. The insurance was [...]

GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!

Sus Scrofa — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:22:40 +0000

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Nuns set to host annual New Jersey surfing contest

Sus Scrofa — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:03:19 +0000

The Sister Servants of the Immaculate Heart of Mary will launch the 15th Nun’s Beach Surf Invitational with proceeds going to the maintenance of its 150-bedroom beachfront retreat on the harbor, the New York Post reports. The pact between surfer and nun in Stone Harbor was forged more than 60 years ago when local surfers [...]

Taliban Using Mosque Controversy to Recruit New Followers

Sus Scrofa — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:55:18 +0000

Taliban officials know it’s sacrilegious to hope a mosque will not be built, but that’s exactly what they’re wishing for: the success of the fiery campaign to block the proposed Islamic cultural center and prayer room near the site of the Twin Towers in lower Manhattan. “By preventing this mosque from being built, America is [...]

Iranian State Media Called France’s First Lady, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, a “Prostitute”

Sus Scrofa — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:49:09 +0000

Iranian state media called France’s first lady, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, a “prostitute” on Monday in an unusual attack on the wife of a world leader that shows deep anger over her support for an Iranian woman who faced death by stoning on an adultery conviction. The wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy has condemned the stoning sentence [...]

Best Cry Ever

Sus Scrofa — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:43:49 +0000

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Facebook Pot Ads: Should they be Allowed or not?

Sus Scrofa — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:07:07 +0000

It has been reported that social-networking site Facebook has blocked the use of ads which aim for marijuana legalization, despite originally approving the ads on the website last week. Do you think they should be allowed or not? As reported from Post Chronicle, the advertisements have come from a group known as Just [...]

52 lbs of Marijuana Found in Tombstone

Sus Scrofa — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:22:01 +0000

Authorities found 52 pounds of marijuana hidden in a tombstone at CVG last week. U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers working at the Cincinnati DHL express consignment operation say they seized the marijuana en route from Kingston, Jamaica to London, England. Officers first asked when they came upon the tombstone, “Why would someone ship a tombstone?” CBP narcotics [...]

Insane Airborne Car Crash Into Overpass

Sus Scrofa — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:06:06 +0000

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Guy Walks Across America

Sus Scrofa — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:39:53 +0000

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Home sales plunge 27% – lowest in 15 years

Sus Scrofa — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:47:29 +0000

Sales of previously occupied homes plunged last month to the lowest level in 15 years, despite the lowest mortgage rates in decades and bargain prices in many areas. July’s sales fell by more than 27 percent to a seasonally adjusted annual rate of 3.83 million, the National Association of Realtors said Tuesday. It was the largest monthly [...]

22-year-old Mexico woman crowned Miss Universe

Sus Scrofa — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:01:52 +0000

A 22-year-old Mexico woman won the Miss Universe pageant Monday night after donning a flowing red gown and telling an audience it’s important to teach kids family values. Jimena Navarrete of Guadalajara was first contestant to answer an interview question onstage and the last of 83 standing in the headline-grabbing pageant on [...]

Angry Ron Paul Defends Ground Zero Mosque

Sus Scrofa — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:52:15 +0000

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Ron Paul Schools Bill O’Reilly

Sus Scrofa — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:49:33 +0000

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Minneapolis Will Pay Zombies $165,000

Sus Scrofa — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 20:12:50 +0000

The Minneapolis city attorney’s office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000. The payout, approved by the City Council on Friday, settles a federal lawsuit the seven filed after they were arrested and jailed for two days for dressing up like zombies in downtown Minneapolis on July 22, 2006, to protest “mindless” consumerism. When [...]

Live Alligator Emerges from New York City Sewer

Sus Scrofa — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:58:09 +0000

You know that urban legend about alligators living in New York City sewers? Well: A baby alligator crawled out of a storm drain and took refuge under a Datsun in Queens on Sunday. So, now all urban legends are true. At least one alligator really does live in New York City’s sewers. Cops apprehended an 18-inch [...]

The INTIMIDATOR: A Metal Puzzle That Transforms Into A .45 Caliber Muzzle Loading Pistol

Sus Scrofa — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:14:36 +0000

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Should Anyone Care If Gay Marriage Passes?

Veritas — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 21:07:07 +0000

I know this is a hot topic with many people across the country. I also know I am going to piss someone off with my thoughts on the matter. In fact, I’ll probably piss off concerned parties from both sides of this issue. The simple answer is No. Now, I’m the first to admit that [...]