Haiku About Pants Pooping

Heath — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:36:43 +0000

Pooping in my pants
Surely a haiku on this
Should be named “haipu”

Tina

Heath — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 20:28:37 +0000

Callahan Tunnel

Traffic can be counted on

Damn those parasites

-anonymous

Heath — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 04:18:19 +0000

Chicago Blackhawks

I jumped a little too hard

now I have brown pants

Heath — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:34:58 +0000

had an accident

how do i hide from my shame

spill some chocolate milk

Heath — Mon, 24 May 2010 20:41:30 +0000

Elevator stuck

I can see every corner

How can I go on

Heath — Fri, 21 May 2010 20:03:43 +0000

Bases are loaded

I do not want to get up.

Now no more neigbors

Heath — Thu, 20 May 2010 21:12:37 +0000

Knuckles in my gut

I lose control of my mouth

and my other end

Heath — Tue, 18 May 2010 20:25:47 +0000

Relief through a door

Fingers claw to unlock it

Tiles are now stained brown

Heath — Mon, 17 May 2010 21:14:27 +0000

Cutting down bamboo

Birds around me fly away

Because of my poo

Heath — Thu, 13 May 2010 18:02:57 +0000

Big action fight scene

Gunshot comes out of nowhere

Not the only thing