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divisive fertility</title><content type="html">I'm not sure how Bessy arrived at such a conclusion but it was one I couldn't ignore: when being divisive one's mind is at its most fertile. I asked Margaret if she had changed Bessy's breakfast mix but in spirit Margaret was communing with wasps &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;in between&lt;/span&gt; the rafters above the kitchen. The question meant nothing to her at that moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Felix, thankfully, was in his normal spot overlooking the Channel. Except that half of him was also in a love-struck relationship with a woman he'd once known when marching with Oliver Cromwell. I asked if there was any point, given that she wasn't around anymore. She is where he is, he responded, and suggested I find some way to take advantage of life's opportunities a little more rather than picking holes in others' life formats. It got me wondering about my life format and then I got a bit confused.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George told me once he'd won a competition for spinning around and &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;wondering&lt;/span&gt; why. I've no idea why one would do that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cookie has gone on holiday. She went via the high volume suction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Divisions and creativity, spinning and suction, love and wasps. It's all there, every day.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3761862949520937121-3847392167406428618?l=halfdentist.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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