http://www.happied.com/posts?category_id=5 Cataloging the world's happy places, one link at a time. en-us <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/818-jokes-weight-loss-plan-that-works"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Jokes" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/tags/jokes.png" /></a> A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/4X4zxeupPSI" height="1" width="1"/> Wed, 02 Nov 2011 09:38:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/4X4zxeupPSI/818 http://www.happied.com/posts/818 http://www.happied.com/posts/818 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/813-jokes-the-economy-is-so-bad"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Jokes" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/tags/jokes.png" /></a> 1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 2...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/sbWbZ2nPmXE" height="1" width="1"/> Fri, 28 Oct 2011 08:32:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/sbWbZ2nPmXE/813 http://www.happied.com/posts/813 http://www.happied.com/posts/813 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/616-jokes-family-unfortunately-not-everyone-has-a-green-thumb"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_flowers-icon" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/616/thumb_Flowers-icon.png?1301898339" /></a> While she was visiting home recently, my sister nudged me and pointed to a line of new plants...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/u3T8cEPxwqU" height="1" width="1"/> Fri, 15 Apr 2011 13:57:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/u3T8cEPxwqU/616 http://www.happied.com/posts/616 http://www.happied.com/posts/616 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/615-jokes-family-a-gardening-tip-on-how-to-weed-them-out"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_4dandelion" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/615/thumb_4dandelion.gif?1301897863" /></a> I can’t tell the difference between a rose and a dandelion. So when it came time to fix up my garden, I had no clue which plants to keep and which ones to remove...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/Dh2OXQzDZBM" height="1" width="1"/> Fri, 15 Apr 2011 08:36:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/Dh2OXQzDZBM/615 http://www.happied.com/posts/615 http://www.happied.com/posts/615 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/584-jokes-family-ever-use-work-terms-in-regular-life"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_icons" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/584/thumb_icons.Par.16988.Image.64.64.1.Tech-Support-64-jpg.gif?1299050698" /></a> My husband, a computer-systems trouble-shooter, had been working on a customer's computer all morning ....<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/x0L0vsqQRuU" height="1" width="1"/> Sun, 13 Mar 2011 15:41:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/x0L0vsqQRuU/584 http://www.happied.com/posts/584 http://www.happied.com/posts/584 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/583-jokes-family-navel-no-no"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_type_45_destroyer" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/583/thumb_type_45_destroyer.?1299049770" /></a> My father, an Air Force Academy graduate, still retains a strict military code of ethics as well as a quick wit.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/WYwA31tsJSA" height="1" width="1"/> Sun, 13 Mar 2011 08:14:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/WYwA31tsJSA/583 http://www.happied.com/posts/583 http://www.happied.com/posts/583 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/567-jokes-cultures-jokes-about-canada"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_canada-flag-waving" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/567/thumb_canada-flag-waving.png?1296931821" /></a> Canada wants us to remember that it, like the USA, is part of North America. So a magazine asked its readers to come up with an eye-catching slogan for our neighbor to the north.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/gI0QPGn_lpg" height="1" width="1"/> Fri, 25 Feb 2011 09:32:00 -0800 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/gI0QPGn_lpg/567 http://www.happied.com/posts/567 http://www.happied.com/posts/567 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/566-jokes-deciding-who-gets-the-car"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_auto-ins_normal" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/566/thumb_auto-ins_normal.jpg?1296628145" /></a> When I bought my new Lexus Sport Coupe, my two sons asked me who would inherit it if I met my demise. I pondered the question...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/GbBylMojKxA" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 24 Feb 2011 17:26:00 -0800 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/GbBylMojKxA/566 http://www.happied.com/posts/566 http://www.happied.com/posts/566 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/565-jokes-good-with-home-repair"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_lawnmower" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/565/thumb_lawnmower.jpg?1296627891" /></a> My sister Darlene has the courage—but not always the skills—to tackle any home-repair project...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/LnK8fJbdW6U" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 24 Feb 2011 08:34:00 -0800 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/LnK8fJbdW6U/565 http://www.happied.com/posts/565 http://www.happied.com/posts/565 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/499-jokes-family-not-feeling-well-joke"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_temperature_82cjfa" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/499/thumb_temperature_82CJFA.gif?1292390143" /></a> A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/z7CGuUj4Ieo" height="1" width="1"/> Sun, 26 Dec 2010 09:48:00 -0800 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/z7CGuUj4Ieo/499 http://www.happied.com/posts/499 http://www.happied.com/posts/499 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/498-jokes-bored-on-the-plane"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_5dollars" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/498/thumb_5dollars.gif?1292389298" /></a> A poet and a scientist were traveling together on a plane. The scientist was bored and said to the poet, &quot;Hey, you, do you want to play a game?&quot;<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/HZiQU8EPnIc" height="1" width="1"/> Fri, 17 Dec 2010 07:42:00 -0800 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/HZiQU8EPnIc/498 http://www.happied.com/posts/498 http://www.happied.com/posts/498 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/500-jokes-stories-working-at-the-zoo"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_516789a060b755fae58cbcc2c79649e6c3ff5dca-50" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/500/thumb_516789a060b755fae58cbcc2c79649e6c3ff5dca-50.jpg?1292390720" /></a> This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/cm3tomU06I0" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 16 Dec 2010 09:59:00 -0800 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/cm3tomU06I0/500 http://www.happied.com/posts/500 http://www.happied.com/posts/500 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/461-jokes-cultures-tough-puzzle-to-solve"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_jigsaw_green_02" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/461/thumb_jigsaw_green_02.gif?1286863267" /></a> Juan Bobo finishes a puzzle and calls his friend who finished the same one earlier....<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/Os1ixJENDtM" height="1" width="1"/> Fri, 12 Nov 2010 07:47:00 -0800 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/Os1ixJENDtM/461 http://www.happied.com/posts/461 http://www.happied.com/posts/461 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/456-jokes-family-always-late-for-the-dentist"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_wichita-dentist-000991-thumb" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/456/thumb_Wichita-Dentist-000991-thumb.jpg?1286778379" /></a> from Terri Spaccarotelli<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/0q61hsFtQk8" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 08 Nov 2010 07:27:00 -0800 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/0q61hsFtQk8/456 http://www.happied.com/posts/456 http://www.happied.com/posts/456 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/455-jokes-family-just-as-guilty"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_35mph" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/455/thumb_35mph.png?1286776925" /></a> from Ann Alene Dunn<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/HUT3EyuXsos" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 04 Nov 2010 09:05:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/HUT3EyuXsos/455 http://www.happied.com/posts/455 http://www.happied.com/posts/455 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/454-jokes-family-saving-a-flock-of-geese"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_canada_geese" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/454/thumb_canada_geese.jpg?1286777217" /></a> from Richard Toivonen<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/AfysJ_fSvfQ" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 28 Oct 2010 22:44:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/AfysJ_fSvfQ/454 http://www.happied.com/posts/454 http://www.happied.com/posts/454 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/452-jokes-family-no-good-deed-goes-unpunished"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_man-on-roof" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/452/thumb_man-on-roof.jpg?1286777370" /></a> from John Cornwell<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/HxdSC9ML72k" height="1" width="1"/> Wed, 20 Oct 2010 07:40:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/HxdSC9ML72k/452 http://www.happied.com/posts/452 http://www.happied.com/posts/452 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/453-jokes-family-a-great-weight-loss-tip"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Thumb_dentures" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/posts/453/thumb_dentures.jpg?1286777060" /></a> from Cathy J. Schreima<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/TXiUa_8RbVA" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 11 Oct 2010 14:57:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/TXiUa_8RbVA/453 http://www.happied.com/posts/453 http://www.happied.com/posts/453 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/376-jokes-vampires-ordering-at-the-bar"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Jokes" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/tags/jokes.png" /></a> Submitted by Weston Davis. - Three vampires walk into a bar. &quot;What can I get ya?&quot; asks the bartender.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/qPZgCjprTk8" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 13 Sep 2010 15:52:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/qPZgCjprTk8/376 http://www.happied.com/posts/376 http://www.happied.com/posts/376 <a href="http://www.happied.com/posts/375-jokes-family-sports-commentary-on-getting-older"><img align="absmiddle" alt="Family" border="0" src="http://www.happied.com/images/tags/family.png" /></a> Submitted by Evelyn Bredleau. My husband, a big-time sports fan, was watching a football game with our grandchildren. He had just turned 75 and was feeling a little wistful. &quot;You know,&quot; he said to our grandson, Nick, &quot;it's not easy getting old. I guess I'm in the fourth quarter now.&quot; ...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~4/jHEK9g2cBDA" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 13 Sep 2010 08:14:00 -0700 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/HappiedJokes/~3/jHEK9g2cBDA/375 http://www.happied.com/posts/375 http://www.happied.com/posts/375