An award winning women's magazine parody. Our motto "We think so you don't have to!" http://www.happywomanmagazine.com happywomanmagazine/cPJlhttp://feedburner.google.com So your kids are nagging you for a pet slug, or maybe your significant other keeps reminiscing about the slug who was his best friend in elementary school, or maybe you've felt the urge yourself - that longing for a tiny, slimy companion animal with no visible features. And you're about to cave in and get one. After all, they're cute, they're fun, and they're not much work, are they? Wrong. CLICK LINK FOR FULL STORY http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/happywomanmagazine/cPJl/~3/DXgGf2OOlBM/SLUG.htm http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Features09/SLUG.htm The commercials are incessant, insistent, mesmerizing. Come to a magic land and be enchanted with loveliness, twinkling lights and caramel apples. Everyone is invited, including the dog. Those lucky enough to make the journey will return with stories to share for decades to come. And did we mention it's affordable with just one swipe of a magic piece of plastic. (Go ahead and check your mother's wallet. She has such a piece of plastic. Just don't bend it or run it through the garbage disposal.) CLICK LINK FOR FULL STORY http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/happywomanmagazine/cPJl/~3/SzoxLJ26cMA/atw6.htm http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Features08/ATW/atw6.htm Dear Madrone, What is NOT a waste of time? Anxious, Valley Creek Dear Anxious, Ignoring this question. God bless, Donna Readers, Listen, don't even start writing me letters about how I could have been nicer and/or answered the question for Anxious. First off, it would be a waste of time, since I never spend time bemoaning the past. And I don't even owe you an explanation, but I will explain it, which is an example of me NOT wasting my time, because I like doing it. CLICK LINK FOR FULL STORY http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/happywomanmagazine/cPJl/~3/l1LpZWu20UY/DonnaCorleone47.htm http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Features/DonnaCorleone47.htm