An award winning women's magazine parody. Our motto "We think so you don't have to!" http://www.happywomanmagazine.com happywomanmagazine/cPJlhttp://feedburner.google.com ATHENA - the Smart One Who Never Got The Guys Until She Got Contacts (March 21-April 19) November brings a frosty chill to the air as well as to Athena's relationship with her boyfriend who insists that they go to a local "TGIFriday's" for Thanksgiving this year rather than to your parent's house, thinking perhaps of last year's debacle when the two of you got put at the children's table where there was limited alcohol and Jimmy got the wishbone even though you told your mom you wanted it. You have to admit it did get a little intense when you started flinging peas at Jimmy and he retaliated by telling everyone that you were in the car making out with your boyfriend when everyone else was in the kitchen looking for the gravy boat. Now that you think of it, the chances of getting a wishbone are much improved at a large eating establishment. .CLICK LINK BELOW FOR FULL STORY> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/happywomanmagazine/cPJl/~3/GxcWmwYUzJ8/goddess37.htm http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Features09/Goddess/goddess37.htm We are not going to waste one second of your not-so-precious time with phony advice about how to improve your self image. If you've already got low self esteem, we wouldn't dream of touching what nature and a dysfunctional family so generously provided! But before we go on, just take our little test to be sure you're not burdened with self esteem. Please answer Yes or No to the following five simple statements: 1. I brush my teeth in the morning before leaving the house. 2. I leave the house. 3. I get up in the morning. 4. I own a toothbrush. 5. I deserve teeth. CLICK LINK BELOW FOR FULL STORY> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/happywomanmagazine/cPJl/~3/3zW0oP24Exk/lowselfesteem.htm http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Features09/lowselfesteem.htm DEAR MAGS/DAGS: Please help settle a family debate. Is it appropriate for the bride and groom to have their own "sweetheart" table? I say it is, but I'm hearing major opposition. I need your help…a spa day rests on this. Sore Sadie Spa Seeker MAGS: Wow, your family is super involved in your lifestyle! Look, what you do in a hotel, motel or super discreet massage parlor is your own grown-up business. I have this friend called Corky, only we call her "Quirky", because she's really into fetish stuff, leather, dungeons; the whole bit. She's so masochistic she refuses to let a guy pay for dinner! I know, freaky-deaky. Anyway, her parents are the old-fashioned types, so they just exchange birthday cards and bake pies together. I think that is refreshing because they never have to hear about Quirky's "sweetheart" table, let alone see her tied to it! CLICK LINK BELOW FOR FULL STORY> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/happywomanmagazine/cPJl/~3/Is-FFzV8fEw/bridedish16.htm http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Features09/Bridedish/bridedish16.htm Step by step instructions ! CLICK LINK BELOW FOR FULL STORY> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/happywomanmagazine/cPJl/~3/rQMWEBM5VPI/Turkey101.htm http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Holiday/Turkey101.htm What is Your Wishbone Personality?CLICK LINK BELOW FOR FULL STORY> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/happywomanmagazine/cPJl/~3/ylpqENSy9ck/Thanksgivequiz.htm http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Holiday/Thanksgivequiz.htm