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<description> An award winning women's magazine parody. Our motto "We think so you don't have to!"
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November--Advice from the Godmother Donna Corleone 
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<font size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">First, you know when someone gets really bad news from the doctor and they say, wow, it makes me rethink all the crap, none of it is important? Guess what? I'm your doctor and I have bad news for you: You aren't going to live forever. So start rethinking crap. For instance, there are all sorts of people that you wouldn't waste two seconds on if you knew the number of the seconds you had left. And you work with some of them. However, these days, if you have a job, most likely you can't quit it even if you're at death's door.</font>CLICK LINK BELOW FOR FULL STORY&gt;</description>

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Around the World with La Petite Rouge: Cancelled 
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You had grand plans for your summer vacation. You paid for everything in advance, but decided to skip the traveler's insurance. And then someone (and we're not naming names) drops an anvil on her foot. Now going to the remote island without cars is not only impossible, but you're out the deposit. (The cheap inn off the interstate wouldn't have billed you anything, but you can't stay someplace without decent linens, little lighthouse figurines and andirons.) You could stay home and mope, but that's not productive. You could pretend to have gone, photo-shopping your face onto images you downloaded off the Internet, but that's a little bit crazy.  CLICK LINK BELOW FOR FULL STORY&gt;</description>
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<title>The Fashionista Budget 
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During the first few days of 2009, people across America had high hopes for their bank accounts. Things had been tight, to be sure, but the New Year, new President, and new national optimism would surely result in a few extra zeros magically appearing at the end of every person's checkbook balance. At the very least, Mr. Obama was certain to hand out a few coupons for Denny's  CLICK LINK BELOW FOR FULL STORY&gt;</description>
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Happy Woman Halloween Reruns:

Celine Dion Pumpkin Stencil 

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Step by step instructions--Circle stencil included! CLICK LINK BELOW FOR FULL STORY&gt;</description>
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The Carve Craze
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Season diet guaranteed to melt off pounds!CLICK LINK BELOW FOR FULL STORY&gt;</description>
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