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The BFD: Hollywood's Latest Diet Craze! 
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Demi and Ashton are rumored to indulge...and so is Paris Hilton. Insiders call it "the BFD." Cynics call it "the googoo diet." But whatever you call it, you've probably heard the buzz about Tinseltown's latest diet craze, the Baby Food Diet. Some have dismissed it as another silly trend, soon to be replaced by the next big thing. But the BFD is not merely the latest food fad of the glitterati. It is a realistic weight-reduction plan founded on solid scientific principles, with a well documented record of success CLICK LINK BELOW FOR FULL STORY></description>

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December--Advice from the Godmother Donna Corleone 


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Dear Readers, 

Here's a question I get asked all the time, when is all right for people to fool around at work? Just a couple of samples. 

Dear Madrone, 

Help me out here. This is what my sister's neighbor's daughter is married to a real jackhole, his idea of a supportive relationship is "You Cook, I Eat" you get the idea. He's had a couple of girlfriends on the side, but he always comes back to the wife, when it gets old. And she hasn't said boo. But now, she's working at a job with a very nice man, who has looks, money and a wife who doesn't understand him. So they are getting extremely friendly, and she is doing VERY well at job, promotions plus jewelry.

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Around the World with La Petite Rouge: Vacation Fake-Out
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You know what you heard. Someone offered to take you to Saint Petersburg. An hour later, you receive clarification. They would love to take you to Saint Petersburg. But that's not the same thing as actually offering to take you anywhere, anytime, for any amount of money. In fact, the person is surprised you were so easily confused, and uses this as yet another example of all the times your little heart was filled with false hope. 

Here is a sampling of such fake-outs that left this writer filled with a minor case of rage. 
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Happy Woman Seasonal Reruns:
Turkey 101 

Spencer Family Xmas Letter

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HW Guide to Wine and Spirits
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