The Harland Highway

The NEW Harland Highway - Johnny Depp trial, Rescue dogs, and UFO's!

Wed, 25 May 2022 19:56:48 +0000

Harland breaks down the Depp trial. The guilt of rescue dogs, UFO's and back rubs!

The NEW Harland Highway #7

Thu, 19 May 2022 22:01:37 +0000

Harland hangs with Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols. Harland goes into outer space, microwave ants, TikTok insanity, and tanning bed treats!!

NEW HARLAND HIGHWAY 6 - Tinkerbell SEX!

Thu, 12 May 2022 15:16:48 +0000

Harland discusses cell phones and all they do to us. Underground parking hell! And girl body language!

The NEW HARLAND HIGHWAY #4

Sat, 30 Apr 2022 16:13:46 +0000

Lame security systems, Elon Musk buys Twitter, Grass fed beef, Food delivery services.

New HARLAND HIGHWAY #3

Sat, 23 Apr 2022 15:47:26 +0000

Today, Lil' Coco co hosts and we talk microwave meals, wearing glasses, breast pumps, homeless solutions, and short people.

The NEW Harland Highway Podcast #2

Sat, 16 Apr 2022 17:32:48 +0000

Actor/comediann Orny Adams drops inn to have some laughs on today's episode. We talk emoji's, beach pollution, giraffes, etc...

The VERY FIRST YouTube Harland Highway episode

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 06:21:55 +0000

This is the first episode ever recorded on camera. Be sure to go to YouTube to watch and SUBSCRIBE to the 'Harland Highway Podcast channel.' See the podcast there before hearing it here. And THANKS for all your awesome support!! Hope you enjoy!!!

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT forthe Harland Highway

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 23:46:57 +0000

The future of the Harland Highway is here, have a listen to find out what's up!!!

2nd MARCH PODCAST, Whaaaaaaaat???

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 19:51:24 +0000

Yup, I was in the mood for another podcast - this one features Prof, Rutherford grimes on the Ukraine War. Instagram morons. A voicemail from Aunt Ruthy. Enjoy!

MARCH MADNESS - HARLAND HIGHWAY PODCAST

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 05:58:40 +0000

A call from AUNT RUTHY, The Question of the day, A call from BOY GEORGE, Crazy News Story! ENJOY!

HARLAND HIGHWAY - FEBRUARY FUN TIME EPISODE

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 20:19:26 +0000

Canada and its truckers, Crazy News Story, a call form Corporal Tom Dowdy, Harland pissed off rant!

1st podcast of 2022 - HAPPY NEW YEAR

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 22:30:48 +0000

Life Coach, Dr Debbie Thymer is here to help us adjust to the new year. Celebrity Races. Harland's 911 emergency. And listener phone calls!

HARLAND HIGHWAY XMAS PODCAST 2021

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 04:31:50 +0000

Yes it's that festive time of year again where Harland makes merry. Christmas talk, carols, and guests including George Michael from WHAM and Aunt Ruthy from Rochester. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!

JUNE PODCAST 2021 - A LITTLE SUMMER FUN!

Sun, 27 Jun 2021 23:51:47 +0000

A summer song by Harland! A call from Aunt Ruthy! Crazy whale and shark stories! A brand NEW dating APP!

Harland Highway Podcast - May 2021 - Aunt Ruthie, Samuel E. Quoke, and more!

Sun, 02 May 2021 18:47:22 +0000

Aunt Ruthie goes through Covid Vaccine hell. Samuel E Quoke reads summer romance letters. Harland's new website and more.

Spring into Spring on the Harland Highway Spring Special Podcast

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 01:34:45 +0000

Just for fun, a little springtime podcast action! Nature's oddities, home style addiction, and Live Stand up comedy in another language (sort of) ENJOY, and happy SPRING!

The Harland Highway CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

George Michael from WHAM calls in DRUNK! Christmas songs, Harland gets a new tree, listener phone calls, and a special Xmas present from Harland's boss, Mr. Featherstone.

CROWD CONTROL 6 - FREE SAMPLE of Harland's NEW Comedy Album!

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 19:32:27 +0000

My NEW stand up comedy album is here! CROWD CONTROL Volume 6 - Mostly all live, in the moment crowd work. Some cool NEW material being tested out. A tense ejection of an unruly crowd member, and some green room banter. Hope you enjoy. Download full album at harlandwilliams.com

The HARLAND HIGHWAY THANKSGIVING PODCAST

Sat, 21 Nov 2020 18:32:26 +0000

Featuring the Thanksgiving Day Parade, a journey into the MATRIX, A Hardy Boys Mystery and just a little bit of Meatloaf! HAPPY THANKSGIVING YA'LL!

Harland Highway HALLOWEEN SPECIAL - Verrryyy scarrrryyyyy!

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

A very special Halloween podcast full of scary, scary topics and guests! BOO!!!!

VIRUS SPECIAL #10 - DR. ASCOT pays a visit to help us cope with Corona. Is the virus slowing down? Question of the day. T-Shirt winners!

Thu, 28 May 2020 16:21:50 +0000

DR. ASCOT pays a visit to help us cope with Corona. Is the virus slowing down? Question of the day. T-Shirt winners!

VIRUS SPECIAL #9 - Beeach bum CARL FLAVORS calls in and defies beach closures. Are we living in an ILLUSION? Harland PISSED OFF about ZOOM!

Sun, 17 May 2020 18:18:14 +0000

Beach bum CARL FLAVORS calls in and defies beach closures. Are we living in an ILLUSION? Harland PISSED OFF about ZOOM!

VIRUS SPECIAL 8 - New self distancing FASHION. CRAZY reptile news story. The repetition of the lockdown!

Tue, 12 May 2020 16:10:35 +0000

New self distancing FASHION. CRAZY reptile news story. The repetition of the lockdown!

VIRUS SPECIAL #7 - LIFE COACH Dr. Debbie Timer helps listeners cope with the virus. The GRINCH that stole virus! Harland CURES the VIRUS!

Wed, 06 May 2020 21:21:18 +0000

LIFE COACH Dr. Debbie Timer helps listeners cope with the virus. The GRINCH that stole virus! Harland CURES the VIRUS!

VIRUS SPECIAL 6 - Professor Charles Assmunch explains the virus. Breaking down the STIMULUS numbers. Question of the day!

Fri, 01 May 2020 18:46:07 +0000

Professor Charles Assmunch explains the virus. Breaking down the STIMULUS numbers. Question of the day!

VIRUS SPECIAL #5 - Did the Amish have things right this whole time? A member of the Amish community calls the show to discuss.

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 17:26:31 +0000

VIRUS SPECIAL #5 - Did the Amish have things right this whole time? A member of the Amish community calls the show to discuss.

VIRUS SPECIAL #4 - Creator of a NEW Social distancing App. calls the show.

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 16:23:29 +0000

VIRUS SPECIAL #4 - Creator of a NEW Social distancing App. calls the show.

VIRUS SPECIAL #3 - Virus expert Dr. Fauci calls in with new safety guidelines. What about the ANIMALS during this outbreak?

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 20:54:02 +0000

Harland Highway VIRUS SPECIAL #3 - Virus expert Dr. Fauci calls in with new safety guidelines. What about the ANIMALS during this outbreak?

The 2nd VIRUS SPECIAL featuring army vet, Tom Dowdy discussing virus strategy!

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 19:46:48 +0000

The 2nd Harland Highway VIRUS SPECIAL featuring Army vet, Tom Dowdy discussing virus strategy!

Harland Highway VIRUS SPECIAL. Ya gotta laugh during times of fear!

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 03:18:10 +0000

This VIRUS special podcast is to help you have a laugh during these scary and stressful times. Laughter is the best VIRUS medicine. ENJOY!

Harland Highway CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Thu, 19 Dec 2019 18:44:56 +0000

Hopefully a few good Christmas laughs make for a fun gift. Happy Holidays ya'll. Hope you enjoy this Christmas podcast special.

1003 - It's the FINAL PODCAST featuring AUNT RUTHY, BBQ EDDY, MR. FEATHERSTONE and goodbye calls from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS

Mon, 12 Aug 2019 17:18:53 +0000

It's the FINAL HARLAND HIGHWAY PODCAST, featuring AUNT RUTHY, BBQ EDDY, MR. FEATHERSTONE, goodbye calls from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS, and more! Thank you all, love you!! Harland.

Quick blurb about FINAL EPISODE

Tue, 06 Aug 2019 16:36:42 +0000

Update on FINAL EPISODE

1002 - 2nd last podcast with CINNAMON BOY, Crazy SEX festival. ROGER says goodbye. Listener MAIL BAG.

Mon, 29 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0000

2nd last podcast with CINNAMON BOY, Crazy SEX festival. ROGER says goodbye. Listener MAIL BAG.

1001 - Harland pissed about COPS! Crazy METH-GATORS! Live stand up in Saudi Arabia.

Tue, 23 Jul 2019 19:43:23 +0000

Harland is fed up with nicey nice Cops. Stand up COMEDY in Saudi Arabia. The waters are filled with METH-GATORS!!

1000 - The UNOFFICIAL one thousandth episode. SAUDI ARABIA, Crazy FART story, A secret about Toy Story 4.

Mon, 15 Jul 2019 01:00:00 +0000

The UNOFFICIAL one thousandth episode. SAUDI ARABIA, Crazy FART story, A secret about Toy Story 4.

999 - KIM JONG UN (Kimmy) calls the show. STREET rambling! Who's a spy?

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 00:25:35 +0000

KIM JONG UN (Kimmy) calls the show. STREET rambling! Who's a spy?

998 - Corporal TOM DOWDY weighs in on downed US drone. Harland's invention. CRAZY news story.

Mon, 24 Jun 2019 05:08:53 +0000

Corporal TOM DOWDY weighs in on downed US drone. Harland's invention. CRAZY news story.

997 - FATHERS DAY talk. Harland has a MIRACLE happen. PISSED OFF Harland. CRAZY news story.

Sun, 16 Jun 2019 13:39:51 +0000

FATHERS DAY talk. Harland has a MIRACLE happen. PISSED OFF Harland. CRAZY news story.

996 - CRAZY news story. STAND UP COMEDY by Harland. When someone reaches out for help!

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 07:07:48 +0000

CRAZY news story. STAND UP COMEDY by Harland. When someone reaches out for help!

995 - CHIN HO from Hawaii 5-0 drops by with a crime update. Elon Musk praise. CRAZY news story.

Tue, 28 May 2019 03:02:54 +0000

CHIN HO from Hawaii 5-0 drops by with a crime update. Elon Musk praise. CRAZY news story. Calls from the Pavement Pounders.

994 - SWEET SONG FROM 70'S. Crazy NEWS story. Question of the DAY!

Wed, 22 May 2019 02:59:54 +0000

SWEET SONG FROM 70'S. Crazy NEWS story. Question of the DAY!

993 - MOTHERS DAY tribute. CRAZY NEWS story. Servicing each other!

Mon, 13 May 2019 00:07:21 +0000

MOTHERS DAY tribute. CRAZY NEWS story. Servicing each other!

992 - Harland reviews The AVENGERS movie and it's not pretty. Social changes and history.

Sun, 05 May 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Harland reviews The AVENGERS movie and it's not pretty. Social changes and history.

991 - CAPTAIN KIRK drops by. CRAZY NEWS STORY. Do you really know who people are? Listener phone calls.

Mon, 29 Apr 2019 05:50:47 +0000

CAPTAIN KIRK drops by. CRAZY NEWS STORY. Do you really know who people are? Listener phone calls.

990 - BILL CLINTON calls in. The Mueller Report! SPRING fever! Crazy Wal-Mart NEWS STORY!

Mon, 22 Apr 2019 06:08:25 +0000

BILL CLINTON calls in. The Mueller Report! SPRING fever! Crazy Wal-Mart NEWS STORY!

989 - SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads spring romance letter. CRAZY news story. Listener MAIL BAG!

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 07:38:57 +0000

SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads spring romance letter. CRAZY news story. Listener MAIL BAG!

988 - Final phone call from GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM. Crazy NEWS story. Defending TRUMP's message!

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 07:14:09 +0000

Final phone call from GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM. Crazy NEWS story. Defending TRUMP's message!

987 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in. CRAZY news story. Poor JOE BIDEN.

Tue, 02 Apr 2019 00:59:35 +0000

AUNT RUTHIE calls in. CRAZY news story. Poor JOE BIDEN.

Due to travel, no podcast this week.

Mon, 25 Mar 2019 02:35:48 +0000

Due to travel, no podcast this week. Sorry gang, back on it next week! COOL!

986 - Crinky McKRINGLES helps celebrate St.Patty's Day. Crazy news story. Sad goodbyes!

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 05:17:59 +0000

CRINKY McKRINGLES helps celebrate St.Patty's Day. Crazy news story. Sad goodbyes from Pavement Pounders!

985 - BUZZ ALDRIN 2nd man on the MOON calls in. Crazy news/food story. Harland reviews a GREAT new documentary.

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 02:45:07 +0000

BUZZ ALDRIN 2nd man on the MOON calls in. Crazy news/food story. Harland reviews a GREAT new documentary.

984 - PISSED OFF at nature. How to kill a president. Listener phone calls.

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 07:48:10 +0000

PISSED OFF at nature. How to kill a president. Listener phone calls.

983 - PROFESSOR RUTHERFORD GRIMES talks hate crimes. Harland meets one of worlds top celebrities. Listener phone calls.

Mon, 25 Feb 2019 08:00:00 +0000

PROFESSOR RUTHERFORD GRIMES talks hate crimes. Harland meets one of worlds top celebrities. Listener phone calls.

982 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY sings winter songs. Lion Attacks! Familiar sayings!

Mon, 18 Feb 2019 00:42:25 +0000

CAMPFIRE TIMMY sings winter songs. Lion Attacks! Familiar sayings!

981 - AUNT RUTHY and the Grammy's. Reality TV. Crimes with fresh meat!

Mon, 11 Feb 2019 06:16:53 +0000

AUNT RUTHY and the Grammy's. Reality TV. Crimes with fresh meat!

980 - Dr. Ascot returns. SUPER BOWL breakdown. CRAZY news story and Harland PISSED OFF RANT!

Mon, 04 Feb 2019 06:38:42 +0000

Dr. Ascot returns. SUPER BOWL breakdown. CRAZY news story and Harland PISSED OFF RANT!

979 - SPECIAL GUEST - Comedian Aaron Klieber - Ghosts, Movies, Terrorists!

Mon, 28 Jan 2019 03:24:01 +0000

SPECIAL GUEST - Comedian Aaron Klieber - Ghosts, Movies, Terrorists! We talk about it all!

978 - Harland does some LIVE STAND UP COMEDY!

Mon, 21 Jan 2019 04:34:52 +0000

Due to some tech issues the Pod will be shorter this week, sorry, but enjoy the stand up COMEDY!

977 - SENIOR FUENTES and the border wall. CRAZY news story! Desert mystery solved!

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 07:12:27 +0000

SENIOR FUENTES and the border wall. CRAZY news story! Desert mystery solved!

976 - HANDICAP STAND UP COMEDY. 1st Podcast of year with Rabbi Pappenheim. Dad, the Indian giver!

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 08:00:00 +0000

HANDICAP STAND UP COMEDY. 1st Podcast of year with Rabbi Pappenheim. Dad, the Indian giver!

975 - New Years eve COUNTDOWN TERROR!! Crazy News story! HAPPY NEW YEAR stuff!!

Mon, 31 Dec 2018 08:00:50 +0000

New Years eve COUNTDOWN TERROR!! Crazy News story! HAPPY NEW YEAR stuff!!

974 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in time for Christmas. Presents from DAD!

Mon, 24 Dec 2018 06:53:22 +0000

GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in time for Christmas. Presents from DAD!

973 - Harland Highway SANTA CLAUSE PARADE. Xmas songs and carols from the dark side

Mon, 17 Dec 2018 05:00:00 +0000

Harland Highway's 89th annual SANTA CLAUSE PARADE. Xmas songs and carols from the dark side

972 - We call WALLY the CHRISTMAS ELF in the North Pole. Harland does Xmas singing and stand up. Censored Xmas carols.

Mon, 10 Dec 2018 05:00:00 +0000

We call WALLY the CHRISTMAS ELF in the North Pole. Harland does Xmas singing and stand up. Censored Xmas carols.

971 - SASQUATCH calls the show. Landing on MARS. Letters and phone calls!

Mon, 03 Dec 2018 06:30:00 +0000

SASQUATCH calls the show. Landing on MARS. Letters and phone calls!

970 - PRINCE CHARLES calls from the UK. Why do we have EMOJI'S? Calls from PAVEMENT POUNDERS! The PERFECT movie??

Mon, 26 Nov 2018 08:00:00 +0000

PRINCE CHARLES calls from the UK. Why do we have EMOJI'S? Calls from PAVEMENT POUNDERS! Possibly the PERFECT movie??

969 - THANKSGIVING SHOW, turkey talk and a call from RABBI PAPPENHEIM. Crazy NEWS STORY too!

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 08:00:00 +0000

THANKSGIVING SHOW, turkey talk and a call from RABBI PAPPENHEIM. Crazy NEWS STORY too!

NEW TITLES - sneak peek for PREMIUM MEMBERS only!

Sat, 17 Nov 2018 19:53:00 +0000

New titles are coming in December and wanted Premium Members to get 1st listen! Thanks for being PREMIUM! Enjoy!

968 - DR. ASCOT ruins nature! What's in a SUNSET! Whale watching from above!

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 03:43:39 +0000

DR. ASCOT ruins nature! What's in a SUNSET! Whale watching from above! We got a HAIRY JUMPER!

967 - AUNT RUTHY phones in. Harland PISSED OFF. Is BIGFOOT real?

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 08:00:00 +0000

AUNTY RUTHY phones in. Harland gets PISSED OFF. Is BIGFOOT real? CRAZY news story!

966 - FREDDY KRUGER calls in for our HALLOWEEN SHOW. Harland has a SEANCE. What is HALLOWEEN?

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 07:00:00 +0000

FREDDY KRUGER calls in for our HALLOWEEN SHOW. Harland has a terrifying in studio SEANCE. What is HALLOWEEN?

965 - Harland and Luke Skywalker in Twitter challenge. Interview with a VAMPIRE. Who's your political party?

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Harland and Luke Skywalker in Twitter challenge. Interview with a VAMPIRE. Who's your political party? And, scary babies from the CRYPT!

964 - Harland talks to a PRIEST. Household tips. LIVE STAND UP to a religious group.

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 04:44:23 +0000

Harland talks to a PRIEST. Household tips. Harland does LIVE STAND UP to a religious group.

963 - DR. ASCOT drops in. BILLY IDOL Live in concert. Question of the day!

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 06:28:32 +0000

DR. ASCOT drops in. BILLY IDOL Live in concert. Question of the day!

962- Harland goes to OUTER SPACE. Stand up comedy LIVE. Mr. Featherstone drops in.

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 05:33:02 +0000

Harland goes to OUTER SPACE. Stand up comedy LIVE from Harland. Mr. Featherstone drops in for a visit. Calls from Pavement Pounders.

961 - Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Harland admits he's a FLASHER. Crazy news story.

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Harland admits he's a FLASHER. Crazy news story. And, lets all show a little compassion!

960 - Harland gets TAGGED. Too much HURRICANE news. CRAZY eyes!

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 04:14:50 +0000

Harland gets TAGGED. Too much HURRICANE news. CRAZY eyes!

959 - Nature expert and ANIMAL ATTACKS. Calls from listeners. Harland wins something.

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Nature expert calls to discuss deaths and ANIMAL ATTACKS. Calls from listeners. Harland wins something.

958 - RISK management expert calls the show. MAIL BAG! Harland's NAME for sale!

Mon, 03 Sep 2018 07:00:00 +0000

A RISK management expert calls the show. Pavement Pounder MAIL BAG! Harland's NAME is for sale!

957 - BOY GEORGE calls the show. Harland meets worlds top movie STAR! Question of the day!

Mon, 27 Aug 2018 07:00:00 +0000

BOY GEORGE calls the show. Harland meets one of the worlds top movie STARS! Question of the day!

956 - AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Summer CRITTERS. Harland is pissed off!

Mon, 20 Aug 2018 07:00:00 +0000

AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Summer CRITTERS. Harland is pissed off! And CRAZY NEWS STORY about testicles!

955 - SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads summer romance letter. Calls from listeners. Death by butthole!

Mon, 13 Aug 2018 07:00:00 +0000

SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads a summer romance letter. Calls from listeners. Death by butthole!

954 - Commander TOM DOWDY on SPACE FORCE. Harland sings! Question of the day!

Mon, 06 Aug 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Commander TOM DOWDY on SPACE FORCE. Harland sings a summery song with his cousin Kevin! Question of the day!

953 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY sings songs. Harland on Tonight Show and NEW comedy special. CRAZY NEWS STORY!

Wed, 01 Aug 2018 06:50:07 +0000

CAMPFIRE TIMMY drops into the studio to sing campfire songs. Harland on Tonight Show and NEW comedy special announcement. CRAZY NEWS STORY!

952 - MOVIE STAR Christopher Walken calls the show. Song from a Pavement Pounder. Crazy animal news story.

Mon, 23 Jul 2018 07:00:00 +0000

MOVIE STAR Christopher Walken calls the show. Song from a Pavement Pounder. Crazy animal news story.

951 - Mr. Featherstone drops in. Summer songs. East Coasters, and Question of the Day!

Mon, 16 Jul 2018 07:00:00 +0000

951 - Harland's boss, Mr. Featherstone drops in. Summer songs. East Coasters, and Question of the Day!

950 - Summer fun with CARL FLAVORS. How to not feel down! BBQ Eddy is back!

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Summer fun on the beach with CARL FLAVORS. How to not feel down! BBQ Eddy is back! Harland has a nature encounter.

949 - BBQ EDDY is back! Man calls who lost 6 kids at the border. Crazy news story!

Mon, 02 Jul 2018 07:00:00 +0000

BBQ EDDY is back! A man calls the show who lost his 6 kids at the Mexican border. Crazy news story! And, Harland injuries!

948 - Summertime BATS! Donald Trump's SPACE FORCE. Pissed off Harland

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:59:19 +0000

Summertime BATS! Donald Trump's SPACE FORCE. Pissed off Harland

947 - AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Harland eats a TARANTULA. CRAZY news story!

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 07:00:00 +0000

AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Harland eats a TARANTULA. CRAZY BRAIN news story!

946 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY drops by. Roseanne FIRED. Harland pissed at LAX-SUX.

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 19:00:00 +0000

Campfire Timmy drops in to sing his stupid songs. Roseanne and Twitter. Harland pissed at LAX airport!

945 - KIM JONG UNG calls the show. STUPID selfies, STUPID stairs, STUPID cars!

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 07:00:00 +0000

KIM JONG UNG calls the show to discuss the peace talks. STUPID selfies, STUPID stairs, STUPID cars!

944 - Harland in CAMBODIA and SINGAPORE. A white RACIST calls the show!

Mon, 28 May 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Harland in CAMBODIA and SINGAPORE. A nasty white RACIST calls the show and slams WHITES!

943 - BOY GEORGE calls about ROYAL WEDDING. Harland LIVE in HONG KONG.

Mon, 21 May 2018 02:53:08 +0000

Boy George was at the Royal Wedding and gives us an update. Harland walks through Hong Kong. Crazy News Story wedding!

942 - The effects of RAP music. Stop the TRUMP hate! Question of the day!

Mon, 14 May 2018 01:29:53 +0000

Prof. Rutherford Grimes discusses the effects of RAP music. Stop the TRUMP hate! Question of the day!

941 - A visit to the AFTER LIFE! School shooting solutions. Celebrity news!

Mon, 07 May 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Harland talks to a man who claims to have died and visited the AFTER LIFE! School shooting solutions. Celebrity news!

940 - Dr. Ascot RETURNS. Pissed off at the news! Dead JULIA CHILDS!

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Dr. Ascot returns to annoy Harland. Dead Julia Childs cooks up an Asian feast. Harland gets pissed at the news!

939 - Commander Tom Dowdy discusses missile launch on Syria. Crazy NEWS story on the toilet!

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Commander Tom Dowdy discusses missile launch on Syria. Crazy NEWS story on the toilet! Calls from Pavement Pounders.

938 - FACEBOOK trials on Capital Hill. Dr. Charles Assmunch on chemical weapons.

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 04:00:00 +0000

FACEBOOK trials on Capital Hill. Dr. Charles Assmunch on chemical weapons. Dangers of cell phones!

937 - CRAZY Pavement Pounder phone calls - Strange meats.

Mon, 09 Apr 2018 04:26:43 +0000

CRAZY Pavement Pounder phone calls - Strange meats and things in the womb!

Harland has a cold - sorry but no highway this week!

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 23:34:16 +0000

Be back next Monday when I'm feeling better! Sorry for the break!

936 - A VERY special co-host today! Prank calls to SEX SHOPS. AND MR. ROGERS too!

Tue, 27 Mar 2018 02:26:43 +0000

A VERY special co-host today! Prank calls to SEX SHOPS. Ewok donuts, and MR. ROGERS too!

935 - Tesla vs the rest! YORGI'S nightclub review. Winter needs to end!

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 18:28:15 +0000

Tesla vs the rest! Harland gets revved up by a muscle car! YORGI'S nightclub review. Winter needs to end!

934 - AUNT RUTHY calls the show, also Professor Rutherford Grimes calls to discuss Oscar slump.

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 07:00:00 +0000

AUNT RUTHY calls the show, also Professor Rutherford Grimes calls to discuss the Oscar slump. Guns in Schools and things that piss us off!

933 - The WHITE TRASH OSCARS. Carl Flavors calls the show. CRAZY news story.

Mon, 05 Mar 2018 03:00:00 +0000

The White Trash OSCARS features winners of the dumbest news stories. Crazy news story about body parts. CARL FLAVORS calls from the beach.

932 - Dr. Debbie Thymer takes SEX calls. How much Sex do we need? Florida shooting horror!

Mon, 26 Feb 2018 08:00:00 +0000

Dr. Debbie Thymer takes SEX calls. How much Sex do we need? Florida shooting horror!

PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - Harland's Olympic Games STAND UP MATERIAL

Mon, 26 Feb 2018 01:14:10 +0000

Harland rolls out some fresh Olympic Games stand up material at the World Famous COMEDY STORE.

931 - RABBI PAPENHEIM calls the show to say hello. Crazy SEX story. United America, let's work as a team!

Mon, 19 Feb 2018 08:00:00 +0000

RABBI PAPENHEIM calls the show to say hello. Crazy SEX story. United America, let's work as a team!

930 - SPECIAL GUEST Gary Cannon, from the Conan O'Brian Show!

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 08:00:00 +0000

SPECIAL GUEST Gary Cannon, from the Conan O'Brien Show, talks about the special role he plays on the hit show.

929 - Mr. BUBBLES the Manatee calls in. STAR WARS review. Calls from listeners.

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 08:00:00 +0000

Mr. BUBBLES the Manatee calls in. STAR WARS review. Calls from listeners. NEW TITLES for 2018.

Premium listeners only - NEW titles

Thu, 01 Feb 2018 18:08:47 +0000

For the Premium members who missed the New Titles, here they are again before anyone else hears them - ENJOY!

928 - lawsuit over HAWAII bomb scare. Harland takes a severed arm to the head.

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 08:00:00 +0000

A caller files a lawsuit over HAWAII bomb scare. Harland takes a severed arm to the head. Letters and calls from listeners.

927 - Harland's NEW comedy album. Crazy WAFFLE story. Harland sings.

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 08:00:00 +0000

Harland plays a few clips from his NEW stand up comedy album. CRAZY news story. Harland sings a song.

926 - Harland goes to a NOT so funny bar downtown. And Harland is pissed at carboard.

Mon, 15 Jan 2018 08:00:00 +0000

Harland goes to a NOT so funny bar downtown. And Harland is pissed at cardboard. Listener voicemails too!

925 - DR. ASCOT returns! Listener MAIL BAG. Question of the DAY!

Mon, 08 Jan 2018 08:00:00 +0000

DR. ASCOT returns for NEW YEAR therapy! Listener MAIL BAG. Question of the DAY! Crazy COPS!

924 - 1st show of 2018! Harland talks about the NEW YEAR!

Mon, 01 Jan 2018 08:00:00 +0000

1st show of 2018! Harland talks about the NEW YEAR! Health, happiness, goals, and FUN!

923 - Xmas episode with CARL FLAVORS and Mr. FEATHERSTONE giving gifts!

Mon, 25 Dec 2017 04:01:07 +0000

Xmas episode with CARL FLAVORS at the BEACH and Mr. FEATHERSTONE giving XMAS gifts!

922 - XMAS songs and letters. Parades! And a call from Major TOM DOWDY

Mon, 18 Dec 2017 22:14:59 +0000

Major Tom Dowdy from the U.S. Military calls in, drunk! Xmas songs, letters and calls. Carols from Harland and friends.

921 - Xmas ghost's GEORGE MICHAEL and MICHAEL JACKSON visit show.

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 19:26:19 +0000

Xmas ghost's GEORGE MICHAEL and MICHAEL JACKSON visit show. Also CRAZY news story about the DEAD!

920 - WALLY the CHRISTMAS ELF. Crazzzzy news story! Harland's TV commercials.

Mon, 04 Dec 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Harland calls WALLY the CHRISTMAS ELF. Crazzzzy news story! Harland's TV commercials.

919 - BOY GEORGE calls the show. CRAZY surgery. A street SCREAMER!

Mon, 27 Nov 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Pop idol BOY GEORGE calls the show. A woman SCREAMS in the street. And insane human surgery!

918 - THANKSGIVING SPECIAL - Parade, songs, and AUNT RUTHY!

Thu, 23 Nov 2017 00:28:15 +0000

THANKSGIVING SPECIAL - Annual HH parade, TURKEY song, and AUNT RUTHY has trouble stuffing her BIRD!

PODCAST UPDATE

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 17:27:02 +0000

Just a little update on the podcast delay! Hang in there!

917 - Will ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE become GOD? Tech help from a Pounder.

Thu, 02 Nov 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Will ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE become GOD? Tech help from a Pavement Pounder.

916 - SPECIAL podcast recorded LIVE at ATC Podcast FESTIVAL!

Mon, 30 Oct 2017 18:01:53 +0000

Harland recorded today's podcast in front of a live audience. Crowd interaction and a great comedy guest!

915 - Halloween PUMPKIN party! SEX SHOP shopping spree. Do you SMELL?

Fri, 27 Oct 2017 01:09:57 +0000

Harland attends a Halloween PUMPKIN party! SEX SHOP shopping spree. Do you SMELL?

914 - LIVE stand up comedy by Harland? Or someone else???

Mon, 23 Oct 2017 06:33:27 +0000

Due to some tech issues we decided to post some stand up comedy. Listen to short intro for explanation. Hope you enjoy!

914 - Intro to podcast 914 - listen to this short intro FIRST

Mon, 23 Oct 2017 06:29:41 +0000

Due to technical difficulties this podcast is different from normal. Listen to this short intro before listening to full episode.

913 - CRAZY news story about CRAZY creatures. Vegas shooting follow up. Question of the day!

Thu, 19 Oct 2017 05:55:53 +0000

913 - CRAZY news story about CRAZY creatures. Vegas shooting follow up. Question of the day!

912 - National BOSSES DAY with Mr. Featherstone. LASER weapons and hidden delights.

Mon, 16 Oct 2017 20:36:01 +0000

We celebrate BOSSES DAY with Mr. Featherstone. LASER weapons and hidden delicious delights.

911 - SEX ADDICTION scandals and SEX ADDICTS! Major seafood discovery!

Thu, 12 Oct 2017 04:21:29 +0000

Talking about SEX ADDICTION scandals and a SEX ADDICT calls into the show! Major seafood discovery!

910 - The sad reality of the VEGAS SHOOTER

Mon, 09 Oct 2017 20:44:07 +0000

Harland talks about the horrible slaughter in Las Vegas.

909 - The WALL!!! Harland discusses the BORDER WALL - Is it bad or good?

Mon, 02 Oct 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Harland has a non-political look at the usefulness of a border wall. Would it be bad or good? You decide!

908 - AUNT RUTHY calls the show. The Monster in your hand! 70's Vans!

Thu, 28 Sep 2017 07:00:00 +0000

AUNT RUTHY calls the show. The Monster in your hand, cell phones taking over our minds! 70's Vans!

907 - Listener MAIL BAG! Harland reads letters from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS!

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Listener MAIL BAG! Harland reads and responds to letters from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS!

906 - CELEBRITY RACES! Harland is a NUCLEAR THREAT. The Burning Man death storyline continues.

Thu, 21 Sep 2017 07:00:00 +0000

905 - JANE GOODALL talks primates. Harland buys a boat. Pissed off monkey madness!

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 05:28:31 +0000

After getting pissed off at a monkey story, Jane Goodall calls the show to talk primates. A caller offers Harland a boat deal.

904 - Harland discusses the HURRICANES with BOY GEORGE and a man of the CLOTH!

Thu, 14 Sep 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Harland discusses the HURRICANES with BOY GEORGE and a man of the CLOTH! Also, HAYFEVER!

PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - Harland's LIVE stand up!

Tue, 12 Sep 2017 06:59:34 +0000

Hey PREMIUM MEMBERS just for you some fun moments of LIVE stand up at The COMEDY STORE! Enjoy!

903 - HILLARY BLAMES Harland for losing the election! Carl Flavors says goodbye to summer!

Mon, 11 Sep 2017 07:00:00 +0000

HILLARY now BLAMES Harland for losing the election! Carl Flavors says goodbye to summer! Listener phone calls!

902 - Harland watches a man DIE! A very sad podcast where harland witnesses a death at BURNING MAN

Thu, 07 Sep 2017 06:36:18 +0000

Harland watched a man DIE at the Burning Man Festival. A very sad moment to witness.

901 - HARLAND X-RATED stand up comedy! Military man TOM DOWDY discusses the N. Korean threat.

Mon, 04 Sep 2017 06:58:34 +0000

HARLAND X-RATED stand up comedy! Military man TOM DOWDY discusses the N. Korean threat.

900 - THE 900th EPISODE! With special guest THEO VON, Hilarious!

Thu, 31 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +0000

We celebrate episode 900 with one of the funniest guys in comedy today, Theo Von. Absolutely HILARIOUS!

899 - MEAN Facebook posts! CRAZY NEWS story about SATAN! N. Korean NEWS

Mon, 28 Aug 2017 17:10:10 +0000

Harland talks about NASTY Facebook postings. Crazy NEWS story with SATAN! North Korean News!

898 - SOLAR ECLIPSE madness! Korean NEWS! Sexual scars!

Thu, 24 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +0000

We get a call from someone who stared into the SOLAR ECLIPSE! A caller with a PENIS SECRET! North Korean NEWS!

897 - JERRY LEWIS dies. Danger in your urine. Calls from listeners.

Mon, 21 Aug 2017 08:20:40 +0000

Comedy legend Jerry Lewis is remembered. Calls from Listeners. Your CREEPY urine.

896 - FIRST CLASS cheeseburger. Mr. Featherstone and Roger. Question of the day.

Thu, 17 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Harland gets a FIRST CLASS CHEESEBURGER on Delta. Mr. Featherstone discusses Roger's future. Question of the day!

895 - It's a show filled with phone calls from listeners. And a BIG fight with ROGER!

Mon, 14 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +0000

894 - Dr. CHARLES ASSMUNCH calls in. A horrible PENIS story.

Thu, 10 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Dr. Charles Assmunch calls the show to discuss science. A horrific PENIS story. Have you been CHIPPED?

893 - DEAD Julia Childs joins the show. CRAZY news story about the future!

Mon, 07 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +0000

DEAD Julia Childs joins the show with a delicious NEW food dish. CRAZY news story about the future! Listener phone calls.

892 - O.J. SIMPSON interviewed. Corporal TOM DOWDY. LIVE stand up comedy!

Thu, 03 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Charles Parsley interviews paroled O.J. SIMPSON. Harland does STAND UP! Corporal TOM DOWDY calls the show!

891 - SPECIAL GUEST - Comedian CORT McCOWN

Mon, 31 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +0000

This show I yuk it up with funnyman Cort McCown! We tak about GIRLS, GOLF, and SCARY CRITTERS - PLUS live comedy!

890 -CARL FLAVORS returns. Pavement Pounder challenge. Harland gets pissed off!

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +0000

CARL FLAVORS returns with activities from the BEACH. Pavement Pounder challenge. Harland gets pissed off at NOISE!

889 - DR. DEBBIE THYMER, Life Coach. BBQ Eddie. CRAZY news story!

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes phone calls. BBQ Eddy still looking for friends. A CRAZY news story in jail??

888 - CARL FLAVORS calls in to talk summer. Your hated photos. North Korea News

Thu, 20 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +0000

North Korean News. Holiday photo rejection. CARL FLAVORS and his summer activities.

887 - Captain JAMES T. KIRK invades the studio. Burnt mouth lawsuit. Crazy science!

Mon, 17 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Captain JAMES T. KIRK from STAR TREK invades the studio. Crazy NEW science. LAW SUITS from burn victims.

PREMIUM CONTENT - NEW stuff!!

Sun, 16 Jul 2017 21:40:24 +0000

A little teaser treat for PREMIUM members, the NEW show titles!

886 - BBQ EDDY is BACK! Question of the day! Calls from Pavement Pounders!

Thu, 13 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +0000

BBQ EDDY is back and looking to Q! Some great calls from Pavement Pounders! A very painful QUESTION OF THE DAY!

885 -SENIOR FUENTES drops by. A NEW chocolate bar. Death awkwardness.

Mon, 10 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Harland's gardener SENIOR FUENTES drops into the show. Harland's idea for a deadly new chocolate bar. How to handle DEATH!

884 - Romance letter from SAMUEL E. QUOKE. Removing yourself from the INTERNET!

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +0000

SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads one of his summer romance letters. Removing yourself from the INTERNET! Bad couples!

883 - DON'T PEE IN THE POOL! What is a BEARD SIZZZLE? Science and pool pee!

Mon, 03 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +0000

DON'T PEE IN THE POOL, it will make you SICK! What is a BEARD SIZZLE? Science and pool pee, an expert explains!

882 - Did Harland become a GAY DAD? CANADA DAY, songs and stories!

Thu, 29 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Did Harland accidentally become a GAY DAD? Let's celebrate CANADA DAY with SONGS and STORIES!

881 - A visit to MR. FEATHERSTONE'S office. Death of an icon. Strange behavior from grown men.

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Harland is summoned to his bosses office, Mr. Featherstone. Strange behavior for a grown man. The death of an iconic place.

880 - AUNT RUTHIE calls the show. Harland goes for a street walk. Phone calls.

Thu, 22 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Aunt Ruthie leaves a CRAZY voicemail. Harland gets misted and talks to a streetlight. Phone calls from Pavement Pounders.

PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - More AFRICAN anti poaching talk with a Q&A session.

Wed, 21 Jun 2017 19:14:13 +0000

If you enjoyed hearing from the Anti Poaching organization you will enjoy this candid Q & A session with CEO Damien Mender

879 - CRAZY VEEGAN strory. Harland HOT TIP. Positive energy!

Mon, 19 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +0000

A forest critter and a vegetarian go toe to toe in CRAZY news story. Harland's creative tip. Positive vibes from caller.

878 - IMPORTANT PODCAST - What you can do to help save the animals

Thu, 15 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Harland shares an incredibly inspiring presentation from the CEO of the INTERNATIONAL ANTI POACHING FEDERATION.

877 - The art of talking to STRANGERS. Soda Pop theft! Dr. ASCOT vs CAMPFIRE TIMMY!

Mon, 12 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +0000

The art of talking to STRANGERS, how far should you go? Soda Pop theft! Dr. ASCOT confronts CAMPFIRE TIMMY!

876 - DEMITRI OLIO, Ice cream guy. FACE FILTERS. Updated words.

Thu, 08 Jun 2017 06:27:20 +0000

Ice cream man DEMITRI OLIO comes by with his outrageous ice cream treats. Old words, new meanings. Face Filters.

875 - Harland gets MUGGED! Harland gets surrounded by wild animals. CRAZY NEWS STORY!

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 02:28:31 +0000

Harland gets MUGGED! Harland gets surrounded by wild animals. CRAZY NEWS STORY about private lady business!

874 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY sings songs. U.K. Terror bombing. Question of the day.

Thu, 01 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Campfire Timmy kicks off summer with his stupid campfire songs. Question of the day. U.K. Terror bombing aftermath.

873 - CELEBRITY RACES. Uncle FAT. Let's go get a chili dog with Harland

Mon, 29 May 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Donald Trump is in today's CELEBRITY RACES. Say hello to 'Uncle FAT'. Harland goes for a CHILI DOG!

872 - BOY GEORGE calls the show. The perils of SMILING. TV remote ANGER

Thu, 25 May 2017 07:00:00 +0000

BOY GEORGE calls the show to talk about laughing. The perils of SMILING. TV remote ANGER from Harland.

871 - ENDANGERED SPEICIES, an expert discusses. Harland's Animal attack stories.

Mon, 22 May 2017 07:00:00 +0000

871 - ENDANGERED ANIMALS, an expert discusses. Harland's animal attack stories.

870 - CINNAMON BOY. The benefits of SWEARING. Question of the day.

Thu, 18 May 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Cinnamon Boy is on the show and an expert about the benefits of CURSING call in. Listener Mailbag and question of the day.

869 - Commander TOM DOWDY calls in ANGRY! Obese airline passengers

Mon, 15 May 2017 05:00:00 +0000

Commander first officer Tom Dowdy calls in and he's angry at insulting impression of him. Fat airline passengers.

868 - Invasion of the DRONES!! - Listener voice mails.

Thu, 11 May 2017 07:20:39 +0000

The drones are getting closer and closer watch OUT! Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders!

867 - Harland returns from the AMAZON JUNGLE. Work out pills and spiders

Mon, 08 May 2017 07:05:16 +0000

Harland returns from his trip into the AMAZON rain forest. Exercise pills. Update on MELVIN the spider.

866 - SENIOR FUENTEZ drops in. Question of the day. Donut talk.

Thu, 04 May 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Harland's gardener Senior Fuentez drops into the studio. Question of the day. A SIMPLE conversation. FACE TIME!

865 - CINNAMON BOY in studio. Mystery song. Listener Mail Bag

Mon, 01 May 2017 07:00:00 +0000

The annoying CINNAMON BOY visits the studio. Harland plays some vintage rock and roll. Letters from LISTENERS.

864 - RABBI PAPPENHIEM calls in. Pissed off Harland. Strange road sightings

Thu, 27 Apr 2017 05:42:25 +0000

RABBI PAPPENHIEM calls in to chat with Harland. Pissed off Harland. Strange and unusual road sightings.

863 - MONKEY GIRL calls the show. Unexpected happiness. Listener voicemails

Mon, 24 Apr 2017 06:05:26 +0000

A girl raised by MONKEYS calls the show. Harland has a surprise moment of happiness. Listener phone calls.

Corporal TOM DOWDY assesses military action by USA. Man crushes. Yucky salads!

Thu, 20 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Corporal, Major, TOM DOWDY assesses military action by USA. Man crushes. CRAZY NEWS STORY Yucky salads!

PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - Harland does STAND UP, Virginia Beach

Tue, 18 Apr 2017 20:08:11 +0000

PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - Harland does STAND UP, Virginia Beach

861 - UNITED AIRLINES attack. Air travel nightmares. Angry PILOT calls in

Mon, 17 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Customer attacked on United Airlines. Phone calls from listeners. An angry PILOT calls the show. Obesity in the air.

860 - Harland visits CHARLIE LEE. Harland gets his MDICAL tests back.

Thu, 13 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Harland visits Charlie Lee at the Moonglow Tavern. Harland's Life Line medical screening results come in. Good news or bad?

859 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in. VINTAGE candy. Hungry SPIDERS

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Aunt Ruthie calls with scary news about Uncle Harry. Hungry, hungry spiders. Harland eats vintage candy.

858 - Inventor ELON MUSK calls the show. Mystery in harland's mailbox.

Thu, 06 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Inventor, genius, ELON MUSK calls the show. Someone put something in Harland's mailbox. Harland on CONAN.

857 - Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH. Elon Musk NEWS. Question of the day

Mon, 03 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH takes phone calls. Elon Musk NEWS. Question of the day concerning your morals.

856 - Captain James T. Kirk takes over studio. Heart attack clinic visit

Thu, 30 Mar 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Captain Kirk takes over the podcast studio. Listener call in involving licking. Harland goes to heart screening clinic.

855 - Dr Ascot asks Harland if he's ever been touched. Crazy sex priests.

Mon, 27 Mar 2017 04:32:32 +0000

Dr Ascot asks Harland if he's ever been touched. Crazy sex priests. Hanging at the CLUB. Harland's new cartoon.

854 - MR. FEATHERSTONE & Charles Assmunch gang up on Harland

Thu, 23 Mar 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Mr. Featherstone orders Harland to re-do a phone call with Prof. Charles Assmunch over the political scene.

853 - TOILET SEAT madness. Drug themed gyms. Is harland part of a science project?

Mon, 20 Mar 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Toilet seat INSANITY. Carl Flavors calls in to discuss drug gyms. North Korean news. Is Harland part of a mad science project?

PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland reads from his DIARY!

Sun, 19 Mar 2017 16:52:01 +0000

Harland does a live show where he has to read excerpts from his personal DIARY!

852 - KRINKY McKRINGLES for St. Patty's day. NEW rock album from Harland

Thu, 16 Mar 2017 06:56:36 +0000

KRINKY McKRINGLES visits studio for St. Patty's day. NEW rock album from Harland. Question of the day. Listener phone calls.

851 - Harland and his cousin Kevin talk about thier NEW rock album!

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Harland and his cousin Kevin play music and talk about their new COUSINS rock album, RATTLESNAKE LOVE!

850 - CORPORAL TOM DOWDY on illegal wiretaps. Korean NEWS. Crazy NEWS story

Thu, 09 Mar 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Corporal Tom Dowdy chimes in on illegal wire tapping. CRAZY news story. Calls from listeners.

849 - AUNT RUTHY scared the RUSSIANS are coming. Men's fashion. GYM losers!

Mon, 06 Mar 2017 03:17:18 +0000

AUNT RUTHY prepares for the Russian invasion. Fools at the gym. The sad state of men's fashion in the modern era.

848 - Listener MAIL BAG - A letter from an anti TRUMP guy!

Thu, 02 Mar 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Harland reads mail from the Pavement Pounders MAIL BAG and gets a phone call from an irate listener.

847 - OSCAR anger! Question of the day! Hollywood HELL

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 06:08:25 +0000

Another group of people outraged at being shut out of the OSCARS. Hairy Question of the day. Hollywood audition HELL!

846 - A call from JIM MORRISON of The DOORS. Fast food WEDDINGS!

Thu, 23 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Legendary rocker JIM MORRISON of The DOORS calls the show. Crazy wedding story. Calls from listeners.

845 - DONALD TRUMP calls in for President's Day. Jurasic Park reality.

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 03:46:17 +0000

President TRUMP calls in for President's Day. Modern day dinosaurs. STOP counting your change!!

844 - Drug smuggler calls to discuss wall. Calls from listeners.

Thu, 16 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +0000

A drug smuggler calls to laugh off Donald Trump's wall. CRAZY NEWS story. Calls from listeners.

843 - AUNT RUTHY calls in. Stock market predictions. New MUSIC

Mon, 13 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Aunt Ruthie leaves a message about a seafood dinner. Harland announces NEW music. A bold stock market prediction.

842 - Bed Bath and YUCK Beyond. A Poly Sci prof explains TRUMP

Thu, 09 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Yuckky things at Bed Bath and Beyond. Harland FAILS at home repairs. A Political Science professor explains Trump.

841 - THE BUCKET LIST - Harland goes through a bucket list.

Mon, 06 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Harland reads items off a BUCKET LIST and discusses.

840 - Mr. Featherstone's Groundhog Day scheme. Intense VETTING and calls from listeners.

Thu, 02 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Mr. Featherstone has plans for Groundhog Day. Intense vetting is discussed by listeners. Political intimidation madness.

839 - A new way to deal with ANGER. Question of the day! Muffintops!

Mon, 30 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Harland discovers NEW way to cope with anger. What is a muffintop? The Question of the day. Call from listener.

838 - FBI comes for Harland. More TRUMP hate from actors.

Thu, 26 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Harland gets strange visit from the FBI. More actors are piling up against Donald Trump without giving him a chance.

837 - Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH. Food addictions. Calls from listeners.

Mon, 23 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH takes calls. Food addictions that drive us nuts!. Calls from listeners.

836 - The Parsley Papers interview Hillary. CRAZY news stories. Harland stand up.

Thu, 19 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Charles Parsley interviews Hillary on The PARSLEY PAPERS. Crazy News stories. Harland does some twisted stand up LIVE!

835 - SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads romantic letter. Crazy words and crazy celebrities.

Mon, 16 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Samuel E. Quoke drops in to read a romantic letter. Crazy word mix ups and crazy political celebrities.

834 - Question of the day. Cool song and cool phonecalls

Thu, 12 Jan 2017 06:04:27 +0000

Harland takes phone calls from listeners and plays a cool RETRO song. Also, the question of the day!

833 - RUSSIAN KGB agent talks about HACKING. Princess Leah is dead.

Mon, 09 Jan 2017 05:03:59 +0000

A Russian spy calls to discuss hacking the USA. Harland's memories of Princess Leah. Abuse at a lemonade stand.

832- DR. ASCOT drops in for therapy. The future of Twitter. Prank calls. Question of the day.

Thu, 05 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +0000

DR. ASCOT drops in for therapy with Harland. The future of Twitter. Prank calls. Question of the day involving football.

PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland's last stand up of 2016

Mon, 02 Jan 2017 20:29:38 +0000

Harland's final improvised stand up set of 2016! Happy New Year PREMIUM members!

831 - NEW YEARS EMPOWERMENT! Boy George calls in. Sex crank calls!

Mon, 02 Jan 2017 08:30:00 +0000

Harland talks about doing GREAT things in 2017. BOY GEORGE calls to discuss George Michael's death. Sex prank calls.

830 - GEORGE MICHAEL passes away. Mr. Featherstone New Years plans

Thu, 29 Dec 2016 08:00:00 +0000

A chat about the life of the late, great George Michael. Harland's boss, Mr. Fetherstone comes up with New Years moneymaking scheme.

829 - After Xmas afterglow. Getting fired up for new year!

Mon, 26 Dec 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Harland talks about the coming year. A new president and the ever changing world. Also, Xmas afterglow!

828 - Zsa Zsa Gabor's death. WALLY the ELF. Harland sings Xmas song.

Thu, 22 Dec 2016 06:31:08 +0000

Zsa Zsa Gabor's death is talked and sung about. A young listener calls for WALLY the ELF. Harland sings an Xmas carol.

PREMIUM CONTENT - A Christmas STAND UP show for Premium Members

Tue, 20 Dec 2016 03:32:14 +0000

Hey Premium Members, HAPPY HOLIDAYS and please enjoy this twisted stand up show I did just a few nights ago - Keep on laughing!

827 - RABBI PAPPENHEIM calls in with holiday greetings. Phone calls from listeners

Mon, 19 Dec 2016 05:22:56 +0000

Rabbi Pappenheim calls in with holiday greetings for Harland. Prank UFO calls and listener phone messages.

826 - Harland visits the CHRISTMAS STORY house. Xmas social issues.

Wed, 14 Dec 2016 06:30:44 +0000

Harland goes inside the CHRISTMAS STORY movie house. Prof Rutherford Grimes with socially aware Xmas carols.

825 - WALLY the Xmas elf calls in. Harland gets tech pissed.

Mon, 12 Dec 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Wally the Xmas elf calls in from Santa's workshop. Harland gets PISSED OFF about tech. Naughty Xmas song.

824 - PRANK CALL CAT SHOP. Dirty Xmas carol. And guy with 800 kids

Wed, 07 Dec 2016 21:58:17 +0000

Harland prank calls a cat shop. A guy who has 800 offspring. A naughty Xmas carol for you to hum along to!

823 - SEX prank calls - Sex Xmas songs - Sex dogs

Thu, 01 Dec 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Sex laden PRANK CALLS on today's show and lot's of uncomfortable sex talk. Dogs, humans and even Santa!

PREMIUM CONTENT - Crowd Control 3 part 2

Wed, 30 Nov 2016 07:01:03 +0000

Premium Members Only - hear part two of Harland's crowd work album, CROWD CONTROL 3

822 - Corporal TOM DOWDY on TRUMP. Listener MAIL BAG.

Mon, 28 Nov 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Corporal Tom Dowdy calls in to talk about the new president Donald J. Trump. Listener MAIL BAG, and Thanksgiving.

PREMIUM MEMBERS - Harland's latest CROWD CONTROL album

Fri, 25 Nov 2016 21:29:18 +0000

ALL crowd work with Harland at comedy clubs. Special segment from his hilarious album CROWD CONTROL Volume 3.

821 - MR. FEATHERSTONE drops by to gobble. Eating testicles. Too much poultry.

Thu, 24 Nov 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Mr. Featherstone wants Harland to teach him how to gobble. Too much poultry. Harland tricks friend into consuming testicles.

820 - THANKSGIVING EPISODE. The Parade, Senior Fuentes and more!

Mon, 21 Nov 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Today we have the 49th annual Thanksgiving Day parade. Senior Fuentes drops in to discuss stuffing a turkey. Turkey horror stories!

819 - GEORGE MICHAEL on election. Good deeds and laughing creepy's!

Thu, 17 Nov 2016 08:00:00 +0000

George Michael calls to discuss election. Crazy tickle news story. Harland pushes a truck!

818 - SPECIAL GUEST comedian Eddie Della Siepe

Mon, 14 Nov 2016 08:00:00 +0000

My very funny friend and SPECIAL GUEST, comedian, Eddie Della Siepe talks about life and plays game TOO SOON or NOT TOO SOON.

817 - Aunt Ruthy votes. The ELECTION RESULTS. Crazy news story.

Thu, 10 Nov 2016 03:02:00 +0000

Harland responds to the election results. Aunt Ruthy has trouble at the voting booth. Crazy truck news story!

816 - National anthem on one knee controversy. 42$ million lost.

Mon, 07 Nov 2016 08:00:00 +0000

A caller complains about one knee anthem controversy. Harland as a Super Hero. Someone lost 42 million dollars!

815 - Harland 's horrifying SPY CAM. The Election. Harland on radio.

Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:18:50 +0000

Harland spots something horrifying on his home security cam! The election so far. Harland's final stint on morning radio.

814 - HALLOWEEN EPISODE - Dead Julia Childs, JACKO, Mr. Scary.

Mon, 31 Oct 2016 05:49:49 +0000

Scary Halloween show with a visit from Jacko, Dead Julia Childs, and a poem by Mr. Scary.

813 - Harland VOTES. Crazy SEX story. Harland's NEW TV show.

Thu, 27 Oct 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland shares his first vote with listeners. A crazy, hairy SEX story. Harland talks about his new star studded TV show.

812 - FINAL chapter of Harland's short story. Radio clips. 911 gone wrong

Mon, 24 Oct 2016 07:00:00 +0000

The final segment of Harland's short story. Crazy 911 calls. Harland on morning radio.

PREMIUM CONTENT - Final segment of Garden Hose time machine story

Thu, 20 Oct 2016 19:15:59 +0000

PREMIUM CONTENT - It's the final segment of Garden Hose time machine story. Premium Members hear it first.

811 - Harland talks about DESERT TRIP concert. Harland on radio. Short story part 7

Thu, 20 Oct 2016 05:54:51 +0000

Harland talks about the Desert Trip rock concert. Morning radio hijinx. Part 7 of Harland's short story.

PREMIUM MEMBERS - Hear part 7 of Harland's short story, before anyone else.

Wed, 19 Oct 2016 06:48:05 +0000

Premium Members get to hear Harland's Garden Hose story first. Join now for only $20 a year at harlandwilliams.com

810 - Harland on morning radio. A caller sues all TRANSGENDERS. GARDEN HOSE STORY Part 6

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 20:26:34 +0000

An irate caller wants to file a lawsuit against all transgenders. Harland on morning radio. Part 6 of Harland's short story.

GARDEN HOSE SHORT STORY - PART 6

Fri, 14 Oct 2016 06:37:57 +0000

PREMIUM MEMBERS get to hear the next chapter of Harland's short story first. Join today for $20 a year at harlandwilliams.com

809 - HARLAND ON MORNING RADIO. OLDchella concert. Garden hose story continued

Thu, 13 Oct 2016 07:01:51 +0000

Follow Harland on a morning radio slog. Part 5 of the Garden hose story. Off to the OLDchella music fest. And calls from listeners.

PREMIUM CONTENT - GARDEN HOSE STORY PART 5

Thu, 13 Oct 2016 05:21:38 +0000

The 5th installment of Harland's Garden Hose short story.

808 - Crazy NEWS story. Kids on a bus. Part 4 of Harland's short story.

Tue, 11 Oct 2016 20:01:34 +0000

A crazy kid falls to his death or dies he in Today's CRAZY news story. Part 4 of Harland's Water Hose story. Happiness is, kids on a bus.

GARDEN HOSE STORY PART 4

Tue, 11 Oct 2016 17:51:06 +0000

Premium Members are getting this first. Join now $20 a year. Go to harlandwilliams.com to sign up

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Tue, 11 Oct 2016 00:28:05 +0000

Technical difficulties!

807 - LOUD cell phone people. Harland's garden hose short story. One liners.

Thu, 06 Oct 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland continues reading his garden hose short story. Obnoxious cell phone people. Funny one liners.

806 - AUNT RUTHY calls in. Farmer's markets. Harlands short story part 2

Mon, 03 Oct 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Aunt Ruthy calls the show to talk about Uncle Harry's Viagra. A walk through a Farmer's Market. Part 2 of Harland's short story.

GARDEN HOSE STORY - PART 3

Fri, 30 Sep 2016 16:30:00 +0000

This is the 3rd segment of Harland's short story about a man who travels back in time every time he drinks from a water hose. Enjoy PREMIUM MEMBERS!

GARDEN HOSE STORY - PART 2

Fri, 30 Sep 2016 16:15:00 +0000

This is the 2nd segment of Harland's short story about a man who travels back in time every time he drinks from a water hose. Enjoy PREMIUM MEMBERS!

GARDEN HOSE STORY - PART 1

Fri, 30 Sep 2016 16:00:00 +0000

This is the 1st segment of Harland's short story about a man who travels back in time every time he drinks from a water hose. Enjoy PREMIUM MEMBERS!

Harland's short story for PREMIUM MEMBERS

Fri, 30 Sep 2016 15:30:00 +0000

Hey Premium's, you get first listen to my crazy new short story. Hope you enjoy!

805 - DEBATES between Cap' Lames T. Kirk and Cinamon Boy. Harland reads his new short story.

Thu, 29 Sep 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Presidential style debates between Cap'n James T. Kirk and Cinnamon Boy. Harland reads 1st segment of his water hose short story.

804 - CROCK POT BOMBINGS. Crazy News Story from the air.

Mon, 26 Sep 2016 06:13:59 +0000

Harland talks to a military expert on Crock Pot bombs. Crazy news story that comes from the air. Garden hose time machine update.

803 - Human RABIES. Harland does STAND UP. Pissed off at TV.

Thu, 22 Sep 2016 06:26:43 +0000

Harland does a live stand up show for you to hear. Do you have rabies? Pissed off at TV anchor people.

802 - Sex, insects, ringtones, and dirty SEXTING!

Mon, 19 Sep 2016 05:13:19 +0000

Harland enters the cicada sex orgy zone. SPECIAL ringtone hell. Dirty SEXTING.

801 - Creepy bugs and UFO's. Sample clip from LET'S HAVE A FIGHT Podcast.

Thu, 15 Sep 2016 02:02:39 +0000

Harland talks about a UFO sighting and some creepy bugs that invaded his food. Also a clip from the LET'S HAVE A FIGHT Podcast, funnnny!

PREMIUM CONTENT - LET'S HAVE A FIGHT WITH KIRA SOLTANONAVICH

Tue, 13 Sep 2016 07:00:00 +0000

PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - It's another round of the LET'S HAVE A FIGHT Podcast WITH COMEDIAN KIRA SOLTANONAVICH - ENJOY PREMIUM MEMBERS!

800 - Question of the day, AWKWARD!!! Calls from thiefs!

Mon, 12 Sep 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Today the QUESTION OF THE DAY involves awkward dating scenarios. Also some low down dirty thieves call the show!

799 - Harland's adventure to the BURNING MAN FESTIVAL

Thu, 08 Sep 2016 05:49:42 +0000

Harland shares some inspiring moments from the BURNING MAN FESTIVAL.

798 - Mr. Featherstone visits Harland in studio. Labor Day madness.

Mon, 05 Sep 2016 19:00:00 +0000

Mr. Featherstone visits Harland's studio and forces him to go to a hospital to deliver a baby. Our food habits!

797 - Col TOM DOWDY mad about woman President. BBQ Eddy,

Thu, 01 Sep 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Lieutenant Tom Dowdy is upset that we may have a female President. BBQ Eddy still looking for a BBQ, Favorite Podcast episodes.

796 - BBQ Eddy returns. Harland is a THIEF. Death by music!

Mon, 29 Aug 2016 07:00:00 +0000

BBQ Eddy calls all over the country to try and find a BBQ. Harland steals and is so guilty he needs to confess. A strange, musical way to die!

795 - If you SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING program is discussed. Photo album memories.

Thu, 25 Aug 2016 05:55:14 +0000

A caller complains about the see something say something program. Re-living the past with your photo collection. Caller tells of favorite episode.

794 - R2D2 IS DEAD. STAR WARS cast calls in. The Olympics naaaaaa..

Mon, 22 Aug 2016 07:00:00 +0000

The actor who played R2D2 has died, his cast mates call the show to mourn. The Olympics suck. Calls from listeners.

793 - AUNT RUTHY AND LIVE STAND UP SPECIAL

Thu, 18 Aug 2016 07:00:00 +0000

On this episode Harland gives listeners a small FREE SAMPLE of PREMIUM CONTENT to entice listeners to join the PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP. Live stand up comedy recorded on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood and Aunt Ruthy reads Curious George to Harland.

792 - SPECIAL GUEST - Funny funnnny comedian friend Kira!

Mon, 15 Aug 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Today Harland has his comedian friend Kira on the show and they have tons of laughs talking about life!! Plus the game Too soon or Not too soon!

PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland does ZIKA comedy.

Fri, 12 Aug 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland goes live on stage claiming to be the worlds 1st and only ZIKA stand up comedian.

791 - SAUSAGE PARTY movie. The creepy clown. Memebers of SUCC call show.

Thu, 11 Aug 2016 05:16:17 +0000

Harland talks about his roles in the NEW R rated film Sausage Party. Crazy CLOWN story. Members of S.U.C.C. call into the show to complain about racism.

790 - SEX MONKEYS!! Leaf blower madness. Pissed off Harland

Mon, 08 Aug 2016 05:17:47 +0000

Harland gets PISSED OFF about the dentist. Crazy SEX MONKEYS. Leaf blower madness!

789 - CINNAMON BOY. A haunted cell phone. Question of the day.

Thu, 04 Aug 2016 04:17:39 +0000

Cinnamon Boy visits the studio today. A haunted cell phone ghost story. The question of the day about elephants. Ninja Turtle knowledge.

788 - Dr. Ascot returns. Poems of love. The NEW Ghostbusters.

Mon, 01 Aug 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Dr. Ascot returns to discuss Harland's reading of his LOVE poem. Thoughts on the NEW Ghostbusters movie.

PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland LIVE on the Sunset Strip - Stand Up!

Fri, 29 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland has fun with the crowd at the world famous Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, CA. Enjoy Premium Members!

787- Expert on CROCODILE deaths. Bernie Sanders farwell speech.

Thu, 28 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Expert on CROCODILE deaths calls the show. Bernie Sanders farewell speech. Crazy News story about crocodiles.

786 - AUNT RUTHY calls in. Too much information. Canadian rock tune!

Mon, 25 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland's Aunt Ruthy calls the show to complain about getting old. Have you ever given 'Too Much Information'? Also a COOL Canadian rock tune.

785 - Harland in trouble with his boss Mr. Featherstone. Getting old sucks!

Thu, 21 Jul 2016 14:14:36 +0000

Harland gets summoned to the office of his grouchy boss, Mr. Featherstone. Trouble in the aging department. Is the podcast too serious?

PREMIUM CONTENT - HARLAND LIVE ON STAGE

Tue, 19 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland steals another comics act to try and 'Make it' in the biz.

784 - Harland talks about the dangerous world we now live in.

Mon, 18 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

784 - Harland talks about the dangerous world we now live in. Sorry gang, not much comedy in this episode, but in light of all the violence erupting in the world Harland wanted to address it with his thoughts. Back to the comedy next episode.

783 - SAMUEL E. QUOKE romantic letter. Good deeds gone bad. Too much killing!

Thu, 14 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Samuel E. Quoke drops by to read one of his romance letters. What to do about all the killing in America. When good deeds go bad.

782 - CRAZY news story!! Harland gets PISSED OFF! RIOT messes!

Mon, 11 Jul 2016 21:49:40 +0000

A CRAZY news story involving beef. Harland is pissed off about the changing times. Violence at political rallies.

PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland stand up and interview

Fri, 08 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland does a strange stand up routine followed by a short interview. ENJOY Premium Members.

781 - GEORGE MICHAEL calls the show. TOSSED SALAD. Crazy news story.

Thu, 07 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

George Michael from pop group WHAM calls the show to discuss sexual acts. A crazy news story about a dead baby. The act of tossing a salad.

780 - JULY 4th podcast - BBQ's and pool parties!!

Sun, 03 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

JULY 4th podcast - BBQ's and pool parties!! Harland throws a July 4th pool party and talks about the in's and out's of it all!

779 - Call from a TERRORIST. Question of the day. Russian Roulette with Charles Manson

Thu, 30 Jun 2016 07:55:30 +0000

A very intense call from an apparent terrorist. The question of the day involves seafood. Musical brainwashing by Harland, and a game of Russian Roulette with Charles Manson.

778 - A legless woman calls the show. Scary FRUITS!

Mon, 27 Jun 2016 07:00:00 +0000

A woman who lost her legs calls the show. When fruits turn scary. Calls from the Pavement Pounders!

777 - A CHARLES MANSON birthday. Also, a call from a Meat-a-tarian.

Thu, 23 Jun 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland attends a very CHARLES MANSON birthday party. Also, a call from a Meat-a-tarian. Calls from Pavement Pounders.

776 - BIGFOOT is FOUND. Harland talks to man who has his skull.

Mon, 20 Jun 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Man finds BIGFOOT skull and is interviewed by Harland. Question of the day and phone calls from listeners.

PREMIUM MEMBER - Harland doing STAND UP COMEDY crowd work.

Sat, 18 Jun 2016 16:19:29 +0000

Hey PREMIUM MEMBER'S - Enjoy Harland doing STAND UP COMEDY crowd work. A little fun with the folks in the crowd as Harland goes back and forth looking for laughs.

775 - Muhamad Ali's 1st boxing coach calls in. WOLF news.

Thu, 16 Jun 2016 07:00:00 +0000

A special treat, Muhamed Ali's very 1st boxing coach remembers the fighter and how he was trained. The benefit of wolf's in the world. Harland gets PISSED OFF about something.

774 - RABBI PAPPENHEIM invites Harland to lunch. Secrets of opening titles.

Mon, 13 Jun 2016 07:00:00 +0000

773 - LISTENER MAIL BAG. Also, Harland orders some flowers.

Thu, 09 Jun 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Today we read some of your email's on the show as well as discuss the concept of sending flowers to someone.

PREMIUM CONTERT - Harland's military stand up show!

Tue, 07 Jun 2016 19:11:02 +0000

Under the weather, Harland toughs it out to do a show for the troops! BOORAA!

772 - GORILLA shot to death at zoo. Triggerman is interviewed. Question of the day.

Mon, 06 Jun 2016 07:00:00 +0000

The man enlisted to take the fatal shot at a zoo gorilla is interviewed by Harland. Also the question of the day answers a RUDE question.

771 - AUNT RUTHY calls the show. Harlands journey on the TONIGHT SHOW.

Thu, 02 Jun 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland takes us on a behind the scenes journey from his visit to the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. AUNT RUTHY calls in to discuss Harland's Tonight Show appearance.

PREMIUM CONTENT - LIVE ON THE SUNSET STRIP - COMEDY STORE

Tue, 31 May 2016 00:16:45 +0000

HEY PREMIUM MEMBERS! Here's a clip of me trying out some new material and having fun with the crowd at the world famous COMEDY STORE on the Sunset Strip. Enjoy

770 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY drops by to sing campfire songs. CRAZY news story.

Mon, 30 May 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Campfire Timmy drops in to sing his stupid campfire songs. A CRAZY news story that might make you afraid to sit on a toilet. DANGERS from above.

769 - Harland visits the Tonight Show. Burping lunch.

Wed, 25 May 2016 22:38:55 +0000

Harland thinks he might be a bird?? Harland visits the Tonight Show.

FLASHBACK EPISODE 741

Mon, 23 May 2016 07:00:00 +0000

HEY GANG. Sorry for the technical issues. NEW episode will be up tomorrow. Enjoy this Flashback episode until NEW show is posted tomorrow. Harland is on Tonight Show tonight so be sure to tune in for the laughs!. Enjoy

768 - The Transgender bathroom debate.

Thu, 19 May 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Today Harland talks about the pros and cons of removing signs from bathrooms.

767 - OZZY OSBORNE calls in to discuss his divorce. Private parts.

Mon, 16 May 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Ozzy calls in to discuss his split wish Sharon Osborne. The strange things that our private parts do. INKY the octopus has escaped!

766 - Corporal TOM DOWDY calls the show. Crazy eagles. GOD!

Thu, 12 May 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Corporal TOM DOWDY calls the show. Crazy eagles. And a quick chat about GOD!

PREMIUM - HARLAND on ABOUT LAST NIGHT Podcast

Wed, 11 May 2016 05:42:21 +0000

A quick lil' interview with Harland and the About Last Night Podcast just for PREMIUM MEMBERS! ENJOY!

PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland on ABOUT LAST NIGHT PODCAST

Tue, 10 May 2016 18:15:16 +0000

Harland has a chat with the boys from About Last Night Podcast.

765 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in. Question of the day.

Sun, 08 May 2016 07:00:00 +0000

George Michael from WHAM calls the show to talk. The Question of the day. AC/DC and Axle Rose.

764 - Let's talks about the ELECTION.

Thu, 05 May 2016 07:30:00 +0000

Today we discuss the election and where everything stands. This show not as comedy driven but hopefully you enjoy it.

763 - SENIOR FUENTES in studio. Harland gets PISSED OFF.

Mon, 02 May 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland's new PISSED OFF, segment airs again today. Calls from Pavement Pounders, and SENIOR FUENTES, Harland's gardener, drops by.

762 - Russian roulette with Bernie Sanders. Cell phone overkill.

Thu, 28 Apr 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland plays Russian Roulette with Bernie Sanders. Phone calls to a laundromats. The Question of the Day. And, enough with the Snapchat FX already.

761 - Tribute to PRINCE. Celebrating EARTH DAY.

Mon, 25 Apr 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Today we remember pop superstar PRINCE. Harland's one time run in with Prince. Also a tree hugger comes into the studio with a tree. Wee wee tree!!

PREMIUM MEMBER CONTENT - Harland live STAND UP comedy and interview.

Sat, 23 Apr 2016 16:33:22 +0000

Harland does some BLUE material and then has a sit down with some friends to discuss the material. Enjoy, PREMIUM Members!! Thank you for signing up.

760 - QUEEN ELIZABETH calls in on her birthday. Crazy news stories!

Thu, 21 Apr 2016 07:23:52 +0000

Queen Elizabeth turns 90 today and calls the show to celebrate. Crazy news story, and Harland's PISSED OFF segment. Off scoff!!

759 - GHOST STORY on the road. Spring rain! Animal fear.

Mon, 18 Apr 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland plays a haunted theater and gets shown a ghost. The sounds of spring rain. Harland reads from his new comedy book. Why do animals fear us? Fear the rear!!!

758 - ZIKA VIRUS madness. CRAZY goat story. MOVIE talk.

Thu, 14 Apr 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland talks about behind the scene movie stuff. Crazy goat story. The ZIKA virus is here, watch out. Out n a B-out!!!

757 - Dr. Debbie Thymer talks cancer. CELEBRITY RACES TRUMP VS CLINTON

Mon, 11 Apr 2016 07:00:00 +0000

LIFE COACH Dr. Debbie Thymer takes calls today to try and help people with their problems. CELEBRITY RACES with all the presidential candidates running down the track. Stack it back!!!

756 - TEXT stalkers. Listener MAIL BAG. CRAZY story!

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Have you ever been TEXT stalked? Letters from our listeners. A crazy farm animal story. And, Harland gets pissed off. Scoff scoff!

PREMIUM CONTENT - Gun talk comedy!

Tue, 05 Apr 2016 16:00:00 +0000

Harland has an improv conversation with a "gun guy" at one of his stand up shows. Short yet interesting clip.

755 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY visits the show. Harland goes PEE!

Mon, 04 Apr 2016 07:00:00 +0000

After an emotional call from a Pavement Pounder, Campfire Timmy comes to the show and sings. Harland has a strange and twisted story about his pee. Holy she hee!

754 - DONALD TRUMP interview on the Parsley Papers. Crazy news!

Thu, 31 Mar 2016 03:32:05 +0000

Charles Parsley interviews DONALD TRUMP on the Parsley Papers. A crazzzzy news story. Having some alone time isn't easy. Easy there Weezy!!

DOGGY TEST 2

Wed, 30 Mar 2016 19:00:00 +0000

DOG TEST 2

LET'S HAVE A FIGHT 7 - Adam Ray vs Brad Williams

Wed, 30 Mar 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Comedians Adam Ray and Brad Williams go toe to toe in a 3 round fight with topics like animal abuse, dating, and beating kids. Become a PREMIUM MEMBER today and listen to the fun!

753 - Corporal TOM DOWDY on waterboarding and torture.

Mon, 28 Mar 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Today we get a call from Corporal TOM DOWDY on waterboarding and torture. Also, DRONES, do we need them? And a sneak preview of the next LET'S HAVE A FIGHT podcast. Fight till it's right!!!

PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland LIVE stand up. Cancer benefit.

Sat, 26 Mar 2016 17:00:00 +0000

Harland does live stand up for a wonderful cancer benefit and ends up doing crowd work for 90% of his show. What a great crowd and a great cause. Enjoy Premium Members.

752 - SENIOR FUENTES drops by. CRAZY news story.

Thu, 24 Mar 2016 05:14:42 +0000

Harland's gardener, Senior Fuentes drops by the studio for a chat. A crazy reptilian news story. The things you lose when you get old. Oldy moldy!!!!

751 - SPECIAL GUESTS - comedians Adam Ray & Brad Williams

Mon, 21 Mar 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland talks and laughs with comedians Adam Ray and Brad Williams. Breasts, dating, animals, and moles, are all covered on today's show! Blow by blow show!!!

750 - Leprechuan KRINKY McKRINCKLES is on the show! Harland get's Pissed Off!

Thu, 17 Mar 2016 06:25:09 +0000

Happy St.Pat's! Krinky McKrinckles the leprechuan appears on the show today. New segment called PISSED OFF! Hilary's cankles. THankles!!!

749 - BUTT dialing! Being on full terrorist alert! Harland does stand up.

Mon, 14 Mar 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Harland has a moment of being on full terrorist alert. Have you ever been butt dialed? Harland does a strange stand up comedy set. Set? You bet!!

LET'S HAVE A FIGHT 6 - TOM GREEN vs ORNY ADAMS - PREMIUM CONTENT

Sat, 12 Mar 2016 16:00:00 +0000

Tom Green and comedian Orny Adams go toe to toe in a great 3 round verbal fight with Harland as the moderator. Sit back and enjoy all the FIGHT action!!

747 (posted out of order) Snake eats Bear! Fighting stress!

Thu, 10 Mar 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Sorry gang, 747 and 748 got mixed up in the order so this is actually the real 748 as 747 was listed as 748 (huh?) Anyhoo, today we take listener phone calls. A snake eats a bear, Daff Daffny calls in and talks about reducing stress. And a preview for LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST WITH TOM GREEN VS ORNY ADAMS!!

748 - Banning MUSLIMS from USA is discussed. Dolphin abuse.

Mon, 07 Mar 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Mr. Fazzistad calls in to complain about the banning of Muslims to USA. Selfies take the life of an innocent sea creature. Harland makes a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Mentos, the freshmaker!!!

746 - MARIE OSMOND is HOT! Crazzzy news story!

Thu, 03 Mar 2016 08:00:00 +0000

How HOT is Marie Osmond getting? WOW! Harland talks about movie sequels. A story about a guy who missed a few days of work. Smirk at work!!!

PREMIUM MEMBERS - ADAM CAROLLA - LET'S HAVE A FIGHT #5

Tue, 01 Mar 2016 17:00:00 +0000

Yes indeed, today Harland and Podcaster, funnyman Adam Carolla go head to head in a three round smackdown!!!! Enjoy the fight!

745 - UNCLE HARRY calls the show. Bratty actress's!

Mon, 29 Feb 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Today Aunt Ruthie's husband, Uncle Harry talks to Harland on the phone. Bratty actress's. And DANGEROUS exercising. Sing ling a ding!

744 - ADAM CAROLLA fight! Sushi and chess!

Thu, 25 Feb 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Have you ever been in the looney bin?? A fight with Adam Carolla. Sushi chess. Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders!

743 - BERNIE SANDERS calls the show. Horny insects. DONALD TRUMP.

Mon, 22 Feb 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Presidential candidate BERNIE SANDERS calls in to discuss his campaign. A very sexually charged insect story. A Pavement Pounder asks Harland about TRUMP. Frump a whump!!!

PREMIUM MEMBER - STAND UP COMEDY FROM HARLAND

Sat, 20 Feb 2016 20:00:00 +0000

Harland works on new material and interacts with the crowd, LIVE at the Hollywood Improv! ENJOY!

742 - SPECIAL GUEST - ADAM CAROLLA on today's podcast.

Thu, 18 Feb 2016 08:11:15 +0000

Yes, ADAM CAROLLA is Harland's special guest today on the Harland Highway Podcast. Listen now for FREE!!

741 - How am I Driving? Harland goes on nature trek!

Mon, 15 Feb 2016 04:57:09 +0000

Ever get behind a 'How am I Driving' bumper sticker? Harland did and gave them a call. A man stuffs fish in his pants. Let's go on a nature walk with Harland. Nature bracher!!!

740 - VALENTINE SHOW - Elvis love songs. Dr. Debbie Thymer love advice.

Thu, 11 Feb 2016 08:00:00 +0000

It's the VALENTINE podcast with Elvis love songs, Dr. Debbie Thymer with relationship advice, and talk about LOVE. Thump Thump Bump!!!

PREMIUM CONTENT - LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST WITH TOM GREEN

Wed, 10 Feb 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Great fight today with Harland and funnyman Tom Green going head to head! Who's gonna win? Lots of great, funny battles. Enjoy LET'S HAVE A FIGHT #4

739 - DRUG ADDICT wild animals. Harland reads a POEM.

Mon, 08 Feb 2016 08:00:00 +0000

A startling story about a bunch of drug addicted critters. Harland talks about a crazy road trip and reads a POEM about it. Poem shalom!!

738 - Madness at a WAFFLE HOUSE. Tom Green fight. Harland's pets.

Thu, 04 Feb 2016 20:00:00 +0000

Today a story about nudeness at a Waffle House! Harland and Tom Green have a fight. Strange stories with strange endings. And Harland remembers his pets. Schvetz da petz!!!

737 - Harland goes to GROUNDHOG DAY! Update on DONALD TRUMP!

Mon, 01 Feb 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Harland is forced to go to GROUNDHOG DAY by his boss MR. FEATHERSTONE. Donald Trump update as the election gets deeper. Jeeper creeper!!!

Harland does stand up at BERNIE SANDERS rally.

Fri, 29 Jan 2016 23:00:00 +0000

This was kind of a fluke stand up set where I was invited to a Bernie Sanders rally by a friend and he unexpectedly asked me to get on stage. I had to make up a routine on the fly. Yikes! Enjoy!

736 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in and ruins a BOWIE tribute.

Thu, 28 Jan 2016 08:00:00 +0000

A wonderful tribute tot he life and times of David Bowie. Harland sings one of Bowie's number 1 hits to a packed house. George Michael from WHAM calls in and tries to ruin it all. All, all, ya'll!!

PREMIUM CONTENT - Harland live STAND UP - SET LIST SHOW

Tue, 26 Jan 2016 06:42:12 +0000

Hey Premium Members. Hear Harland do a 100% improvised stand up set on a show called SET LIST where the topics are given to him live on stage with no prior knowledge of them. Fun! Recorded live at the Melrose Improv!

735 - Interview with Mexican druglord El Choppo. A new eara for cartoons.

Mon, 25 Jan 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Captured drug lord, El Choppo, calls from a Mexican prison. Pen mystery solved. A new crop of modern cartoon characters is born. Born in corn!!

734 - Harland gets an angry phone call. No BLACKS at the Oscars again?

Thu, 21 Jan 2016 08:00:00 +0000

One of the Pavement Pounders is upset with Harland and leaves the Podcast in a most unusual way. Professor Rutherford Grimes with his analysis of another Oscar shut out for African Americans. Fast food chain that loses sight of what fast food is. Food is rude!!!!

733 - Corporal Tom Dowdy comments on North Korea. Aunt Ruthy clip.

Mon, 18 Jan 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Corporal Tom Dowdy, war veteran, comments on North Korea's nuclear activities. Harland gets sexually molested. Aunt Ruthy reads Curious George to Harland. Gorge by George!!!

732 - Interview with KIM JUNG UNG from North Korea. The issue of DEATH.

Thu, 14 Jan 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Kim Jung Ung calls the show to discuss his recent nuclear testing. What is the deal with DEATH? The Question of the day. Say say hey hey!!!!

AUNT RUTHY reads Curious George to Harland

Wed, 13 Jan 2016 06:40:32 +0000

Hey Premium Members, hope you enjoy this special moment where Aunt Ruthie reads the classic children's book, Curious George, to Harland. Enjoy! And thanks for being PREMIUM!!!

731 - Rabbi Pappenhiem returns. A visit to Acestory.com

Mon, 11 Jan 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Harland gets a call from the outspoken Rabbi Pappenhiem. A Pavment Pounder cries on the show. And Harland goes to Ancestory.com to trace his roots. No trace of a face!!!!

730 - DR. ASCOT RETURNS. Islamic Fatwa for the good of man.

Thu, 07 Jan 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Dr. Ascot check in with Harland to make sure he is mentally fit to do his podcast in 2016. An Islamic Fatwa that serves mankind. Harland gives a tutorial in crazy voices. And 2016 ENERGY. Burn in a yern!!

729 - YODA calls the show to discuss why he's not in NEW Star Wars movie.

Mon, 04 Jan 2016 08:00:00 +0000

YODA calls the show to discuss why he's not in NEW Star Wars movie. Clearing customs at the airport. Happy New Year thoughts from Harland. Hear your rear!!!!

728 - NEW YEARS SHOW - Countdown to 2016

Thu, 31 Dec 2015 08:42:21 +0000

It's our NEW YEARS show. Harland makes 2016 predictions and he is forced to attend the midnight countdown at the request of his boss Mr. Featherstone. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL. HAVE A WONDERFUL AND PROSPEROUS 2016

PREMIUM MEMBERS - NEW YEARS STAND UP

Tue, 29 Dec 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Just a couple of quick jokes premium members, to help you exit/enter the new year with a laugh! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

727 - Your CELL PHONE can kill you! Listener MAIL BAG.

Mon, 28 Dec 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Today harland reads letters from his listeners. Death by cell phone. Xmas gifts. And, the most unsexy part of the human body. Shoddy eh Toddy??!!

726 - WALLY the Xmas Elf. And an Xmas message from Queen Elizabeth

Thu, 24 Dec 2015 07:50:20 +0000

Wally the Elf responds to children's phone calls. Picking out presents. A song by the McKenzie Brothers. And a Christmas message from Queen Elizabeth the 2nd. Queen steam!!!

725 - Rabbi Pappenheim with more Happy Chewbacca. Crazy mas songs.

Mon, 21 Dec 2015 05:31:48 +0000

The Rabbi calls in to smooth over the last confrontational call we had. Some crazy Xmas carols, and last second shopping. Hopping while shopping!!!!

Special PREMIUM Xmas podcast with BARENAKED LADIES member!

Sat, 19 Dec 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Harland's cousin Kevin Hearn from the band BARENAKED LADIES joins Harland for a family Christmas podcast. Singing and joking abound. Special just for Premium Members.

724 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in with Harland's Xmas present

Thu, 17 Dec 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Drunk George Michael calls in with a dirty Xmas present for Harland. More songs from Rudy Carsoni. And a sneek peek at a Premium Member Xmas chat with BARENAKED LADIES band member, Kevin Hearn. Chat with a fat!!

723 - The EASTER BUNNY calls in to complain about Santa. Picking up the Xmas tree.

Mon, 14 Dec 2015 08:00:00 +0000

The disgruntled Easter Bunny calls in to talk about the holidays. Harland picks up his Xmas tree. Cleaning up the loose ends before the year runs out. Loose goose abuse!!!

722 - AUNT RUTHIE gets her picture with Santa. Question of the day.

Thu, 10 Dec 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Aunt Ruthie goes to the mall to get her picture taken with Santa. The Question of the Day involving meat. A helpful Pavement Pounder gets dirty, and strange Xmas carol lyrics. Carol in my Merril Lynch!!!

721 - A Rabbi calls the show to talk CHANUKAH. Xmas songs.

Mon, 07 Dec 2015 08:00:00 +0000

A Rabbi calls the show to talk about Jewish holidays. A favorite Xmas song is played on today's show. Xmas lights and driving miracles. Light my Lite Brite!!!

720 - The bastardizing of AlahAlahackbar. Call ins and artists.

Thu, 03 Dec 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Today Mr. Fazziztad calls in from the Middle East to discuss the term AlahAlahackbar. A Pavement Pounder calls in and we talk about art. It's smart to fart!!!

LET'S HAVE A FIGHT #3 - PREMIUM CONTENT

Tue, 01 Dec 2015 20:10:10 +0000

Hey Premium members here it is, Let's Have a Fight Podcast #3 - spoiler alert this one features outrageous adult entertainment personality Sam Philips, she has quite the potty mouth but is great at fighting. So if you're sensitive to swearing and sexual content plug your ears of just walk on by! It's a great fight both heated and hilarious! Who's gonna win? Join the premium club for only $20 a year and find out! Enjoy the fight all you Premium Members!

719 - WALLY THE XMAS ELF is on the show. Let's have a fight #3 teaser clip.

Mon, 30 Nov 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Wally the Christmas elf talks on the phone with us today. Sneak clip of Let's Have a Fight 3 Podcast. Getting to the finish line, and more 7-11 stories. I'm fine, let's dine!!!

718 - Harland joins TINDER. Question of the day madness.

Thu, 26 Nov 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Harland finally joins Tinder, wait until you hear how it happened. Also, the question of the day may help you not break your wrist, and I think Jerry Seinfeld might have called in. Wrist I'm pissed!!!

717 - THE THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE and other juicy Thanksgiving topics

Mon, 23 Nov 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Don't miss John & John as they call out the 79th Harland Highway Thanksgiving Parade. Lots of colorful floats and bands, one of the most festive shows of the year. It's all about Thanksgiving on today's wonderful show. Gobble a bobblehead!!

PREMIUM MEMBER - STAND UP COMEDY

Sat, 21 Nov 2015 18:57:52 +0000

Hear Harland working out some new WALKING DEAD zombie material live on stage at the Hollywood Improv!

716 - CINNAMON BOY returns. Dangerous cat in your house!

Thu, 19 Nov 2015 08:00:00 +0000

It's a pre-Christmas visit from Cinnamon Boy, yuck! Are there wildcats living in your house? The end of Bean Pickle. The tortured screams of hell. Smell my hell!!!

715 - SEX SHOP prank call. 1st taste of XMAS. What makes you sad?

Mon, 16 Nov 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Harland pranks a sex shop, talks about Christmas, driving, bean pickles, and sadness. Fun on the run!!!

PREMIUM CONTENT - LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST #2

Sat, 14 Nov 2015 23:25:20 +0000

This fight is with two hilarious comedians from the GROUNDLINGS THEATER in Los Angeles.Brian Pelermo and Jordan Black. It's hot, it's heated, and it's funnnnnnyyy!!!

714 - Black Lives Matter conversation. 7-11 and underwear leg stories.

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Professor Rutherford Grimes from Berkley discusses the Black Lives Matter movement. Calls from Pavement Pounders about 7-11 and underwear leg. Harland and Roger get in a little tiff.

713 - KILLER CATS! Party store prank. Question of the day.

Mon, 09 Nov 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Can cats have murder on their minds, uh oh? The Question of the day. More underwear leg stories. A prank call to a party store. And do rock videos go too far with the sex stuff? Sex my Mex!!!

PREMIUM STAND UP SHOW

Sat, 07 Nov 2015 20:26:51 +0000

Premium Members join Harland for a live stand up performance at the world famous Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip.

712 - Samuel E. Quoke Fall romance letter. Prank calls to gun stores. Let's have a fight 2.

Thu, 05 Nov 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Samuel E. Quoke shows up with his romantic musings about the Fall season. Harland calls a gun store. Sample clip from LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST #2. A caller leaves Harland with a mystery on his hands. Stand on a bandstand with your hands!!

711 - Let's celebrate 7-11, stories from everyones favorite convenience store. Loud hotels

Mon, 02 Nov 2015 08:00:00 +0000

It's the 711th episode so today we talk about 7-11 convenience stores and how they played a role in our lives. Halloween stories. More Underwear Leg feedback. And what does one do if one stays in a LOUD ass hotel? Motel sicks!!

710 - Senior Fuentes Halloween visit. The NEST. Underwear leg.

Fri, 30 Oct 2015 00:08:46 +0000

Senior Fuentes, Harland's gardener, stops by for an unwanted visit. Installing the NEST in your home. More underwear leg revelations. Halloween candy fav's. Pumpkin my lumpkin!

709 - The HALLOWEEN SHOW - Freddy Kruger, Michael Jackson, and more!

Mon, 26 Oct 2015 04:16:29 +0000

It's the scaaarrryyyy Halloween episode with a live interview with superstar fear king, Freddy Kruger. Michael Jackson drops by to scare us too! Also, scary underpants stories and a woman who smells dead people, arooouwwwwww HAPPY HALLOWEEN JELLY BEAN!

708 - The POLICE and their music. Flu voice. You are your car.

Thu, 22 Oct 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Today we look at the catchy music of the POLICE. What's in your car? Do you have flu voice? And here comes El Ninyo!!! Flu on your shoe!

707 - SPECIAL 'ALL NEW' PODCAST - Sneak peek!

Mon, 19 Oct 2015 07:00:00 +0000

It's Harland's brand NEW podcast 'LET'S HAVE A FIGHT' Created for the Harland Highway App Premium Members. Today you get a free sampling of the podcast to see if you think it's worth subscribing to the Premium Membership, only $20 for a FULL YEAR! Hope you enjoy the 'LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST!'

706 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in. Dangerous vegetarians. Phone talk.

Thu, 15 Oct 2015 07:07:02 +0000

Aunt Ruthie calls the show and leaves a long message for Harland. What happened to phone calls? Harland unveils his new podcast. And Vegetarians are in trouble. Pod a wad!!

705 - Strange adventures in the middle of the night. Tipping wars.

Mon, 12 Oct 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland finds himself wandering the city streets late at night and runs into a desperate person in need. Calls from listeners and tipping wars. Tip me a chip!!!

704 - SPECIAL GUEST - VANESSA RAGLAND

Thu, 08 Oct 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Actress, improv master, and all round wonderful gal joins Harland on the show today to talk about dating, the end of the world, rabies, and the TOO SOON game. Soon we spoon!!

703 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM. Orgasm talk. 80's music.

Mon, 05 Oct 2015 07:00:00 +0000

George Michael calls the show to discuss the 80's. Harland goes to an 80's rock concert in Vegas. Stupid dance moves. Uncomfortable orgasms. 80 a Brady!!

702- The Parsley Papers interviews DONALD TRUMP. Fun with farts.

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Charles Parsley is back with the Parsley Papers where he interviews Donald Trump. Abuse on sea creatures. How to act like a nine year old in a public restroom. Nine to grind!!!

701 - A visit with Harland's boss MR. FEATHERSTONE. The Pope, and Salty food.

Mon, 28 Sep 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland gets called to see his boss MR. FEATHERSTONE. A talk about some delicious yet nasty food. More news on the NEW APP, and thoughts about the Pope's visit to the USA. Pope uses Scope!!!!

700 -CHARLIE LEE drops by with his daughter. Huge Highway announcement!

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland makes a huge announcement for all the Pavement Pounders. We discuss fortunes and destiny. And, Charlie Lee drops by with his daughter Kimmy Lee and she sings a horrible song. Cookie a wookie!!!

699 - Dog stories. The human spirit,

Mon, 21 Sep 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Today, some moving stories about dogs. A talk about the human spirit. Woof a hoof!!

698 - Dr. Ascot returns. Monsters in the house. Bernie Saunders secret identity

Thu, 17 Sep 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland finds a dangerous monster in his house. Presidential canidate Bernie Saunders has a secret identity. What has happened to freedom of speech? Dr. Ascot drops by for a session with Harland. Ascot pisspot!!!!

697 - Harland survives BURNING MAN. A present from Daddy.

Mon, 14 Sep 2015 04:24:32 +0000

Harland recounts his BURNING MAN Festival experience. Harland's father leaves an annoying gift. Burn your urn!!!

FLASHBACK 43 - FINAL FLASHBACK SHOW

Thu, 10 Sep 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland is back from Summer vacay and freshshows start on Monday. Please enjoy this final Flashback episode until then!! HOOOOONK!!!!

FLASHBACK - 42

Mon, 07 Sep 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)!

FLASHBACK - 41

Thu, 03 Sep 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)!

FLASHBACK #40

Mon, 31 Aug 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)!

FLASHBACK 39 - Harland is on summer vacation again

Thu, 27 Aug 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Hey Pounders, I've gone to Burning Man. Back soon with new eps and lots of Burning Man stories (I hope)!

696 - BATS attack Harland, Phone calls, languages, and TRUMP

Mon, 24 Aug 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland gets batted around by bats! Phone calls from listeners. TRUMP follow up! Wumpum trumpem!!!!

695 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY, BBQ Eddy, Sea cows.

Thu, 20 Aug 2015 18:46:11 +0000

BBQ Eddy is back and so is Campfire Timmy. Harland swims with sea creatures, and the Question of the Day! Cow wow wow!!!!

694 - Let's talk about TRUMP baby!!!

Mon, 17 Aug 2015 07:00:00 +0000

On this show I offer up my thoughts and observations about Donald Trump and the American political system. Bump in the Trump!!!!

693- CHIN HO from Hawaii 5-0. Crazy fish and languages

Thu, 13 Aug 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Chin Ho from Hawaii 5-0 drops by to share crime stories. Crazy fish species and crazy languages. A fight with some of the Pavement Pounders. Wish on a fish!!!

692 - Commander TOM DOWDY calls in over the Iran nuclear deal.

Mon, 10 Aug 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Commander TOM DOWDY calls in over the Iran nuclear deal. Road raging speed demons. And one lucky, lucky guy. Rage on the page!!!

691 - Comedian Cort McCown. Strange things at home.

Thu, 06 Aug 2015 07:00:00 +0000

690 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in. Drones and pig shit!

Mon, 03 Aug 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Aunt Ruthie tries GPS for the first time. A father and son die in the most horrible manner, the drones are coming the drones are coming! Drone a sno-cone!!

FLASHBACK # 38 - Harland is finishing up his vacation.

Thu, 30 Jul 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Still on Vacay gang - NEW shows in Aug! Enjoy the oldy goldy!!

FLASHBACK #37 - Harland is on vacation

Mon, 27 Jul 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Still on vacay - new episodes starting in Aug! Sweeeet!

FLASHBACK # 36 - Harland is on vacation.

Thu, 23 Jul 2015 19:00:00 +0000

More classic monkey business while harland is on va-cay!!!

FLASHBACK - SHOW #35 - Harland is on summer vacation.

Mon, 20 Jul 2015 07:00:00 +0000

More flashback gold while Harland is on his summer vacation.

FLASHBACK SHOW # 34 - OLDY BUT GOLDY!!!

Thu, 16 Jul 2015 07:00:00 +0000

In keeping up with our flashback shows we inch closer to number 42. Enjoy the GOLD!

689 - COWBOY CHICKEN. Kids in love with their cell phones.

Mon, 13 Jul 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Cowboy Chicken calls the show to talk about eggs. Harland spends time around some kids who are obsessed with their cell phones. Calls from the Pavement Pounders. Cell a smell!!!

688 - The art of pulling a HISSY FIT. Listener MAIL BAG!

Thu, 09 Jul 2015 07:00:00 +0000

On this show we discuss the throwing of a hissy fit. Also, letters from our listeners in the Harland Highway mail bag. Hissy, lil' Missy???

687 - A Pavement Pounder reaches out for advice.

Mon, 06 Jul 2015 07:00:00 +0000

In this uniqe episode Harland tries to give sound advice to a Pavement Pounder who asked for it. Shrink with a wink!!!

686 - Gay Marriage legalized, confusing meals.

Thu, 02 Jul 2015 07:00:00 +0000

A discussion about the legalization of gay marriage and what's next. When should you eat dinner? Pavement pounder praise. Gay I say!!!

685 - California drought. The advancement of ISIS. Crazy news!

Mon, 29 Jun 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Govenor Jerry Brown calls in to discuss California's terrible drought. The rise of ISIS and how it affects us. Crazy news story at the airport. Luggage my muggage!!

684 - SUMMER SWIMMING SAFETY. Harland learns to fly.

Thu, 25 Jun 2015 07:00:00 +0000

An expert on drowning prevention for children joins the show. Harland literally learns to fly. The media weighs in on the need for human information to be consolidated. Cram my SPAM!!!

683 - SAMUEL E. QUOKE summer romance letter. Strange boogers.

Tue, 23 Jun 2015 03:56:28 +0000

Samuel E. Quoke stops by to read one of his romantic summer letters. A man finds a suprise up his nose. And why are you wet in bed? Wet bed head!!!

682 - Crazy MOOSE story. BBQ Eddy. Mr. Computer Chip Guy.

Thu, 18 Jun 2015 07:00:00 +0000

BBQ Eddy returns looking for some Q action, The debate continues over human chip implants, Wall Mart truckers scaring Harland, and a crazy MOOSE story. Chip that dip Flip!!!

681 - Harland has a NEW girlfriend. BBQ Eddy, Angry listener.

Mon, 15 Jun 2015 15:29:05 +0000

Hey gang, we had a tech glitch and we missed last Thursday's show. So here it is, sorry for the delay. Ignoore the outdated announcments at the end.

On today's show, Harland talks about his new hot girlfriend. BBQ Eddy returns, and an angry Pavement Pounder vows to abandon the podcst forever. Flee like a bee!!!

680 - BBQ EDDY RETURNS. Harland does Jury duty. Baby abduction.

Mon, 08 Jun 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland does his very first jury duty, yikes. BBQ Eddy returns looking for some grill friends. Wait till you hear this baby abduction story, horrible! Baby with a rabie!!!

679 - Dating advice from Harland. Driving with your arm out the window.

Thu, 04 Jun 2015 07:00:00 +0000

A desperate Pavement Pounder calls Harland for dating advice. Driving with your arm out the window, stop it! A new form of social media emerges, we discuss. Arm in a barn!!!

678 - Preparing for the END OF THE WORLD. Harland does LIVE stand up.

Mon, 01 Jun 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Today we talk about a disaster hitting the planet. Are you prepared the way Harland is? Also, some big laughs as Harland plays one of his short stand up sets from the Improv. Bomb a bomb!!!

677 - The LOCH NESS monster finally captured! Exclusive scoop and interview.

Thu, 28 May 2015 07:00:00 +0000

The elusive Loch Ness Monster has finally been caught. The Harland Highway scoops very first interview with the team that caught him. Also more feedback on the Schlitzy haircut. And, do you suffer from fruit and vegetable guilt, we discuss. Peel my wheel!!!

676 - The demise of MAD MAX and how women are taking over film. Sally Strutheres calls in as well.

Mon, 25 May 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Are women becoming too dominant in film? Are they ruining it for men? Also, Sally Struthers calls in from her Institue for Women to discuss manners. Maxy my waxy!!!

675 - AUNT RUTHIE returns. Let's talk about love!

Thu, 21 May 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Aunt Ruthie calls in and tells us about a mishap at the mall food court. Are Social Security cards a thing of the past? And let's all remember to LOVE! Court my tort!!

674 - Harland bids farwell to DAVID LETTERMAN. Also, a session with Dr. Ascot.

Mon, 18 May 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland reflects on his time spent with David Letterman as well as David's legacy. Dr. Ascot drops in and has a painful treatment for Harland's stress levels. Sressy wessy!!!

673 - Special guest TOM GREEN is on the show talking about life, death, love and other stuff!

Thu, 14 May 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Special guest TOM GREEN is on the show talking about life, death, love and other stuff! It's a late night hang out with the funnyman himself. Lot's of fun stuff. Green Machine!!!

672 - An INVENTOR of a new baby care device calls the show. Animal enemies!

Mon, 11 May 2015 07:00:00 +0000

When animal friends turn into enemies. An INVENTOR calls in with an incredible new device to revolutionize baby care. More home remedies. Cure my fishing lure!!

671 - BRUCE JENNER interview. Crazzzy news story involving fish!

Thu, 07 May 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland has an EXCLUSIVE interview with gender jumper Bruce Jenner. Also, a horrible fish plant accident. Irony, has it happened to you? And, do Americans hate Canadian music?? Sing a chicken wing!!!

670 - A NEW horrible TREND that MUST be Stopped!! Neil Young.

Mon, 04 May 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland is upset over a new Hollywood trend that is emerging. Update on the Tesla car, and some music from Neil Young. Fung Ho Take out!!!

669 - President of an anti-fat organization wants obese people off planes.

Thu, 30 Apr 2015 07:00:00 +0000

The President of CAFF, Citizens Against Fat Flyers, has devised methods to keep overweight people off planes. Plus, Harland gives relationship advise to a Pavement Pounder. Marry a guy named Larry!!!

668 - The return of Dr. ASCOT, yikes!! Question of the day.

Mon, 27 Apr 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Dr. Ascot returns to help Harland cope with his stress levels. The question of the day is a salty affair. We examine natural remedies for all that ails you. Asprin my napkin!!!

667 - What color is your CAR? Harland reviews a movie.

Thu, 23 Apr 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Does the color of your car define you? Harland reviews a movie. Calls from Pavement Pounders. Bend to mend!!!

666 - Its PODCAST 666 and Harland goes to HELL!!!!

Mon, 20 Apr 2015 07:00:00 +0000

On this show, episode 666, Harland goes to hell to chat with Lucifer himself. Also we discuss good and evil and learn about Revelations!! Sear my soul food!!

665 - Apple CEO Tim Cook calls in to discuss new Apple Watch. Head transplants.

Thu, 16 Apr 2015 07:00:00 +0000

TIM COOK, the CEO of Apple Inc. calls the show to tell us about the wonders of the new Apple Watch. Someone wants a their head surgically transplanted. A Pavement Pounder becomes a Hardy Boy. Guess my mess!!!

664 - LIFE COACH DR. DEBBIE THYMER. Iran nuke deal, crazy pets.

Mon, 13 Apr 2015 04:04:49 +0000

Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes a call from a girl who was expelled from school. Do you ever have strange things laying at your front door? The insanity of the Iran nuke talks with the USA. Someone was attacked by an unusual pet. Whack a stack!!

663 - A visti to CHARLIE LEE'S Moonglow buffet. Lying confessions.

Thu, 09 Apr 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland takes a visit to Charlie Lee's Chinese buffet where Charlie Lee wants a new iWatch. More secrets and lies from Hilary Clinton. The abuse of yellow lights. Glide and ride!!

662 - Dangers of morning Facebook. Conference call HELL!!

Mon, 06 Apr 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Can looking at Facebook too early in the day cause depression. Conference calls can be hell. When do allergies start and stop? Wheeze some cheese!!

661 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls the show. Too many SELFIES!

Thu, 02 Apr 2015 07:00:00 +0000

George Michael calls in with news about donating money to our vets. Is it time to stop taking selfies? Are charity commercials going too far?? Chair at a fair!!!

660 - Actress JENNIFER GARNER calls the show. Remembering Mr. Spock.

Mon, 30 Mar 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Gorgeous actress Jennifer Garner calls into the show. A very unusal Mr. Spock tribute. And, lets stop exploting the weak. Spock a tic toc clock!!

659 - Overcoming the burka. Harland gets a TESLA car.

Thu, 26 Mar 2015 16:36:41 +0000

A Middle Eastern man calls in to discuss ways in which North Americans can get used to seeing people wearing burka's. Harland gets his new Tesla car. Electric my selectric!!

658 - President BILL CLINTON calls the show. Diving for sunken ships.

Mon, 23 Mar 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Are we a culture of liars? Former President Bill Clinton calls in to discuss. Also, harland goes on an incredible diving adventure under the sea. Crunchy a munchy!!!

657 - Interview with Ford Austin, filmaker,producer, survivor!

Thu, 19 Mar 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Today's extra long show is an interview with a filmaker friend who discusses his career and his near death experiences after a horrific car crash. Seed the speed!!

656 - KRINKY McKRINGLES celebrates St. Patty's Day. Insane Applebee's lawsuit.

Mon, 16 Mar 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Today we celebrate St. Patty's Day with Irish leprechaun Krinky McKringles, uggg. Also, a sizzling hot lawsuit at Applebee's. And Harland does some manual labor. Dig my wig!!!!!

655 - Bradley Cooper Elephant Man play objections. Harland's supernatural night

Thu, 12 Mar 2015 20:30:16 +0000

A group of people who suffer from elephantitis are protesting Bradley Coopers new Broadway play, The Elephant Man. Letters from the Pavement Pounders. And, Harland has a most supernatural night!! Boo a'la hoo!!

654 - Harland on SPACE GHOST. What's so good about mornings?

Mon, 09 Mar 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Harland is a guest on Space Ghost, Coast to Coast. Are mornings really "Good"?. A meaty car accident occurs. Harland plays an obscure Canadian radio hit. Boo ha ha hooooo!!

653 - SEX in a man jail. Harland disrupts a romantic relationship.

Thu, 05 Mar 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Today we talk to an expert about having sex in a men's jail. Also, Harland disrupts a man and a woman's relationship at a gym. Positive feedback from a Pavement Pounder. Gym gym salabim!!!

652 - Harland goes to Busch Gardens. KFC has done it again!!

Mon, 02 Mar 2015 07:55:05 +0000

Harland goes on an amazing trip through Busch Gardens, WOW! Also, KFC has created a NEW food product, wait till you hear! Crunch your brunch!!

651 - Dangerous BOOBS, Pizza, and callers!

Thu, 26 Feb 2015 16:36:29 +0000

How a womans boobs can get you dead. How the wrong pizza can get you dead, and some whacky calls from the Pavement Pounders!! Harp a carp!

650 - Harland goes to the Oscars. Giant nipples and giant monsters

Mon, 23 Feb 2015 05:47:02 +0000

Harland reports live from the Oscars. Have you ever seen a giant nipple? Why do they kill movie monsters so fast?? Staba blab!

649 - George Michael from WHAM calls in. Harland gets a new car.

Thu, 19 Feb 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Harland finally decides on a NEW car. George Michael calls in and is having a Super Bowl party. Pavement Pounders answer Question of the day. Super looper!!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW 33 - classic highway gold!!

Mon, 16 Feb 2015 08:00:00 +0000

As we try to catch up to the first 42 episodes that were somehow missing from the archives we play another classic podcast. Please enjoy!

648 - the Harland Highway LIVE in San Fran - part 2

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 08:00:00 +0000

This is the 2nd half of Harland's historic LIVE podcast at Sketchfest in San Fran. In this portion Mr. Featherstone appears, we discuss AIDS, and some fancy singing and heckling take place. Fraids of Aids!!!

647 - Attack of the Baby's. Is Harland ripping off another radio personality??

Mon, 09 Feb 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Do babies and household pets mix? Sometimes they don't. Is Harland the same as radio personality Phil Hendrie? Let's discuss. Philler Diller!!!

646 - HARLAND HIGHWAY LIVE in San Fran - PART 1

Thu, 05 Feb 2015 08:00:00 +0000

For the first time ever Harland records his podcast in front of a live crowd in San Fran. In this half of the show some sexy swingers take over the podcast. Swing my ring!!!

645 - SUPERBOWL MADNESS. Scary things in the yard!

Mon, 02 Feb 2015 17:22:13 +0000

Harland talks superbowl and the commercials. Intimidating objects in the backyard. Update on LIVE podcast from San Fran. Treat meat!!!

644 - Are you a GAS freak? Making choices.

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 23:00:42 +0000

Letters from Pavement Pounders. Question of the day. And, making choices in life! Pull your pill!!!

643 - African Americans snubbed at the Oscars. HArland plays guitar, NOT!

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Harland talks to a proffessor from Berkley about the lack of African Americans being represented at this years Oscars. Harland tried to play guitar. Press my mess!!

642 - AMERICAN IDOL auditions. Living without food. State of the Union address.

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Today we are listening to American Idol auditions LIVE in studio. Comments about the President's State of the Union Address. Do you eat enough? Sun in my bun!

641 - Major TOM DOWDY calls in to discuss the military. The question of the day.

Mon, 19 Jan 2015 08:00:00 +0000

The Question of the day involves good old hard cash. Also, Major Tom Dowdy calls in to discuss crying on the batttlefield and POW torture. Swamp my clomp!!

640 - Harland test drives a Tesla car. Crazzzzyyy news stories

Thu, 15 Jan 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Harland is amazed wafter taking an electric Tesla car for a test drive. Also, a man that is part car??? Shift into a drift!!!

639 - The USA needs to toughen up. Dating with farmers.

Mon, 12 Jan 2015 21:56:31 +0000

We discuss the shootings in Paris and the pros and cons of being a tougher country. Also, what's the deal with farmers and their dating habits? We find out today. Crop my dustmop!!

638 - Harland is a LOSER. Lizard beatings, and MICHAEL JACKSON stops by.

Thu, 08 Jan 2015 05:02:28 +0000

The year just started and already Harland is a LOSER. Taking a reptile beating. Phone calls from the Pounders. And, Michael Jackson stops by and it's nothing short of special. Skunk a lunk!!!

637 - Poetry read, new technology, and 2015

Mon, 05 Jan 2015 06:52:38 +0000

636 - NEW YEARS EVE 2nd ANNUAL GUY DROP!

Thu, 01 Jan 2015 08:00:00 +0000

On this show we celebrate the bringing in of the new year 2015. We make new years predictions, remeber the year that just passed, and attend the 2015 annual GUY DROP with Mr. Featherstone. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

635 - CRYING & LAUGHING let's discuss

Mon, 29 Dec 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Today we talk about people who exploit crying and people who sound great laughing.

634 - CHRISTMAS EPISODE - Samuel E. Quoke, singing animals.

Thu, 25 Dec 2014 22:04:04 +0000

In today show we enjoy Christmas with Samuel E. Quoke reading his romantic letters. Also some singing animals from the San Diego Zoo. Santa's HO HO HO. HArland opens presents from his family and also sings a carol. Merry Christmas everyone!!!

633 - KIM JONG UN calls the show to discuss hacking. Also forward and backward progress in the world

Mon, 22 Dec 2014 08:00:00 +0000

A Sony CEO calls in to discuss hacking and then Kim Jong Un calls in and joins the discussion. We also talk about why there seems to be two forces in the world, those wanting to move forward and those stuck in the past.

632 - WALLY the Xmas elf calls in. Celebrity races. Harland buys a tree.

Thu, 18 Dec 2014 20:00:00 +0000

Wally, Santas #1 elf, takes calls from the children of listeners. Another great race at the Celebrity Races. Harland buys his Xmas tree.

631 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in. Cell phone courage.

Mon, 15 Dec 2014 20:00:00 +0000

Pop star GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in to discuss Christmas. Cell phone courage. Calls from the Pounders, and a fun Xmas song from Toby Huss. Silent wife, holy wife!!! !

630 - Mr FEATHERSTONE Xmas hijinx. Stupid human stuff.

Thu, 11 Dec 2014 20:00:00 +0000

Mr. Featherstone forces Harland into being a Secret Santa. The STUPID things we do. Another great Xmas song. Merry Jerry!!!!

629 - AUNT RUTHIE calls the show. Eating animal bones. What won't ant eat, Xmas carols.

Mon, 08 Dec 2014 17:00:00 +0000

It's the first Xmas carol of the season on today's show. Plus, Aunt Ruthie leaves a phone message and she's having trouble with a dirty windshield. Why do we eat animal bones. And why won't ants eat some foods?? Grain in my drain!!!

628 - WALLY the Xmas Elf calls in to the show. Podcasts, too many of them?

Thu, 04 Dec 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Today we get a call from Santa's head Elf, Wally. He will be calling in from the North Pole from Santa's workshop. Also, a Pavement Pounder asks if there's too many podcasts? And Harland gets called for jury duty. Unravel my gavel!!!

627 - NEW FANGLED TECHNOLOGY with C3P0 and R2D2

Mon, 01 Dec 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Harland gets a call from C3P0 and R2D2 to discuss new technology and SIRI from Apple iPhone. Also calls from the Pavement Pounders. Stargaze a glaze!!!

626 - THANKSGIVING SHOW AND PARADE.

Thu, 27 Nov 2014 17:00:00 +0000

It's the annual Thanksgiving show where we talk about the holiday. Also we go LIVE to the 87th annual Harland Highway Thanksgiving Day Parade with our commentators John and John giving play by play on the parade. Giblet my niblet!!!!

625 - Get your ass in gear. DIRTY LIVE COMEDY.

Mon, 24 Nov 2014 17:00:00 +0000

The Question of the Day wonders if you have your ass in gear. Some live comedy with Harland and a dirty, dirty crowd. Nutty phone call from a listener. Slip a chip!!

624 - LISTENER MAIL BAG. BBQ EDDY, strange news.

Thu, 20 Nov 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Today we read some of your letters. BBQ Eddy makes final call of the season, and you'll never guess how old the oldest person in the world is! Prune a sand dune!!!

623 - BBQ EDDY, new iPhone, raffle tickets, pet fish, Fallopio.

Mon, 17 Nov 2014 17:00:00 +0000

BBQ Eddy makes a call looking for BBQ, Harland gets involved in a raffle, the new iPhone is discussed, calling for pet fish, and the NEW app, FALLOPIO! Blunch a skunk!

622 - Corporal TOM DOWDY on Veterans Day events, crying, and a new APP.

Thu, 13 Nov 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Harland announces his NEW APP, Fallopio. When a stranger cries, and Commander Tom Dowdy calls in to discuss his charity event for Veterans Day. Toot till ur mute!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 32 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Mon, 10 Nov 2014 17:00:00 +0000

It's another amazing FLASHBACK show as we get closer to Episode 42. The earlier episodes that never got stored in the vaults. ENJOY!!!

621 - AUNT RUTHIE kills Superman. Maneating fish. Rabid bats!

Thu, 06 Nov 2014 17:00:00 +0000

A crank call to purchase a maneating fish from a pet store, attack of the rabies bat, AUNT RUTHIE calls in and has more car trouble, Harland reveals his Halloween adventure. Unspool my yule!!

620 - We finally meet ROGER the show's producer. CRANK CALL, and crazy car.

Mon, 03 Nov 2014 17:00:00 +0000

The mysterious ROGER who produces the show from behind the glass, finally comes in for a sit down. People with CRAZY cars, a crank call to a pet shop, annoying politicians, and the funny side to Ebola.

619 The HALLOWEEN SHOW, with CINNAMON BOY, Timmy the campfire kid, and Mr. Featherstone.

Thu, 30 Oct 2014 16:00:00 +0000

This is the HALLOWEEN SHOW, with CINNAMON BOY, Timmy the campfire kid, and Mr. Featherstone. We discuss Halloween, the origin of Jack o Lanterns, and trick or treating with a couple of complete morons. Boo on my shoe!!!

618 - QUEEN ELIZABETH 1st Tweet. SENIOR FUENTES makes a Jack o lantern.

Mon, 27 Oct 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Queen Elizabeth calls in to describe the very first Royal Tweet. A great call from a Pavement Pounder. Crank call to a pet store. Halloween hijinx with Senior Fuentes. Trick or trout!!!

617 - Technology fight! The movie FURY should be called PUSSY!

Thu, 23 Oct 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland gets into a technology frucus with a Pavement Pounder. Why is everyone crying in the movie FURY? A prank call to a mattress store, and anew commercial from Charlie Lee. Tank some stank!!

615 - The HERMIT in the woods. What is a Monkey Wrench?

Mon, 20 Oct 2014 16:00:00 +0000

A strange story about a man living in the woods for decades. Let's call the hardware store for a monkey wrench. How do u like your chicken? Sand blast my sassafrass!!

614 - RABIES zoo. The Harland Highway HOO HAW!

Thu, 16 Oct 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Tired of old zoo's? Try the new Rabie zoo! Harland talks about a HOO HAW! SCAMS and SPAMS. Blunt my flunt!!

613 - The EBOLA VIRUS is spreading. Expiration dates.

Mon, 13 Oct 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Dr. Ting Lee from the center for disease Control calls in to give us an Ebola update. A Pavement Pounder calls with words of inspiration. And do you let your friends expire?? Crab cake crack face!!!!

612 - Harland takes a 911 EMERGENCY call. Justice in America.

Thu, 09 Oct 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Today we listen to and receive EMERGENCY 911 calls. Also, are you part of a cause or just a poser? And justice, do we do it right in America? Poke a bloke!!

611- RAINBOWS, EARS, AND CHICKENS!

Mon, 06 Oct 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland finds a rainbow. Some chickens are murdered, and the trouble with ears getting old. Also, calls from Pavement Pounders, and COMZILLA. Tackle my Snapple!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 31 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Thu, 02 Oct 2014 16:00:00 +0000

More classic gold as we countdown to the original 42.

FLASHBACK SHOW # 30 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Mon, 29 Sep 2014 16:00:00 +0000

More classic gold as we countdown to the original 42.

610 - LISTENER MAIL BAG

Thu, 25 Sep 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Today the show is dedicated to your emails. Harland reads and responds to your praise, insults, likes and dislikes. This show is on YOU! Scotch my tape!!!

609 - Liutenant TOM DOWDY on ISIS, strange sea creatures, dancing machines.

Mon, 22 Sep 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Liutenant Tom Dowdy updates us on ISIS activity, Human dancing machines, and crazy sea creatures. Sand my hand!!

608 - Mysteries of money, drunk cows, burnt face.

Thu, 18 Sep 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Today we unveil the mysteries of money, follow the story of a cow that got away from the slaughter house, and burning your damn face. Splash my cash!!!

607 - DISCO FEVER - Harland's Hemmingway adventure!

Mon, 15 Sep 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland has an Ernest Hemmingway of an adventure. Funny DISCO stuff, and calls from the Pavement Pounders. Brass Ass Glass!!!

606 - ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE (sort of) with my boss Mr. Featherstone.

Thu, 11 Sep 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland's boss Mr. Featherstone forces him to do a charity prank. Also, personal grooming for men and women, and a call about titty wrinkles. Rica a roni on a pony!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 29 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Mon, 08 Sep 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Another classic flashback as we work our way back to #42.

FLASHBACK SHOW # 28 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Thu, 04 Sep 2014 16:00:00 +0000

As we work our way back to episode 42 please enjoy this classic show!

605 - Flaming birds, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, titty wrinkles!

Mon, 01 Sep 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Birds are lighting up in flames over the skies, why? Do you really know your friends and what they do? Let's talk about lube and butter. Unplug my rug!!!

604 - Dr. Ascot returns, Breaking shit on day 1, A CALM thereapist calls in.

Thu, 28 Aug 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Dr. Ascot returns with insights about depression. Have you ever broken something the first day you had it? Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders. A CALM ENERGY expert calls into the show. Dot my eyes!!!

603 - ROBIN WILLIAMS remembered, Michael Jackson visits, and LINT.

Mon, 25 Aug 2014 16:00:00 +0000

ROBIN WILLIAMS remembered and a song about comedian suicides is played. Michael Jackson invades the studio, and a Pavement Pounder. gives sound advice about lint. Green in my spleen!!!

602 -GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in, BBQ Eddie, and SHHHUSHHH!!

Thu, 21 Aug 2014 16:00:00 +0000

GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in to promote his new celebrity product, BBQ Eddie still searching for friends, and have you ever SHHHUSHHH!-ED someone? Textus my Lextus!!!

601 - BBQ Eddy, Aliens, Facebook, and AUNT RUTHIE!

Mon, 18 Aug 2014 16:00:00 +0000

The NEW Facebook, bad or good? BBQ Eddy still looking for ribs to share. Harland does some live STAND UP about Aliens. And Aunt Ruthie calls in and tries texting while she's driving. Steam my dream!!

600 - ROMANTIC LETTERS with Samuel E. Quoke, Major Tom Dowdy on the Middle East, hot car death.

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 16:00:00 +0000

ROMANTIC LETTERS are read today with Samuel E. Quoke, Major Tom Dowdy updates us on violence in the Middle East, hot car death has happened to Harland. Brandish the outlandish!!!

599 - The EBOLA VIRUS in America, rock band SAGA, a better place.

Mon, 11 Aug 2014 16:00:00 +0000

A specialist from the Center for Disease Control calls in to discuss the dangers of the Ebola Virus in North America. When we die do we go to a "Better Place"? The sounds of Canadian rock band SAGA. Hickory stick a Bic (pen)!!!

598 - DEAD JULIA CHILDS, Phone calls from listeners, brainwashing music.

Thu, 07 Aug 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Our favorite chef Dead Julia Childs drops by with BBQ advice. Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders, and a little diddy that is sure to stay in your head. Pump your lump!!

597 - BBQ EDDY returns! Eating your veggies, the death of a giant, and car sounds.

Mon, 04 Aug 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Yes it's summer and BBQ Eddy is searching for some BBQ buddies!, Do you eat enough veggies? The death of a very tall critter. A Pavement Pounder answers the Question of the day. Puncture my lunch meat!!!

596 - Dr. Debbie Thymer LIFE COACH. A giant bundle of teeth, and The Question of the Day

Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Dr. Debbie Thymer LIFE COACH talks to a misinformed teen about her little brother. A giant bundle of teeth are discovered, and The Question of the Day regarding soft drinks. Plunge into grunge!!!

595 - CINNAMON BOY returns. Minimum wage. calls to my mom.

Mon, 28 Jul 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Sadly, Cinnamon boy drops by to talk about his new cinnamon lottery, Pavement Pounders leave phone messages to my mom, when is sharing too much? News FLASH. Burp your skirt!!!

594 - Harland's MAGIC underwater moment, Question of the day.

Thu, 24 Jul 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland shares one of life's rare MAGICAL moments. The Question of the day involving CARS. Let's talk prevention. And a News Flash update. Ground zero a hero!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 27 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Mon, 21 Jul 2014 16:00:00 +0000

As we try to catch up to the original 42 episodes that were never posted properly, here is classic # 27. Enjoy!

593 - Do a WALKABOUT in drunk Ireland with Harland, crazy new diet!

Thu, 17 Jul 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Walk through the streets of Ireland with Harland as he runs the gamet past drunks, musicians and fans, Also, a disturbing new diet that might make u sick. Burned out and turned out!!!

592 - A death in the family. A visit from CHIN HO, Hawaii 5-0

Mon, 14 Jul 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland talks about a death in the family, Detective Chin Ho drops by to discuss Hawaii 5-0 crime stories, and a social blunder that might get you in trouble. Plink Plank Plunk!!!

591 - Win 1 MILLION DOLLARS on this podcast, and a visit to Mr. Featherstone

Thu, 10 Jul 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland visits his boss Mr. Featherstone who wants to run a contest to give away 1 million dollars. The question of the day about your teeth. Harland does a good turtle deed. Slap happy nappy pappy!!!

590 - Harland is involved in a MURDER & REVENGE scenario, More news from Iraq.

Mon, 07 Jul 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland finds himself in the middle of a very strange murder and revenge scenario, verrry scary stuff. Also, Major Tom Dowdy returns to brief us on the escalating crisis in Iraq. A Pavement Pounder clarifies YouTube ads. Slip on my slope!

589 - CAMPFIRE TIMMY, best way to die, question of the day.

Thu, 03 Jul 2014 16:00:00 +0000

CAMPFIRE TIMMY drops by to sing campfire songs, the best way to die, the Harland Highway question of the day. Purple a nurple!!!

588 - Harland is a guest on PETE HOLMES podcast YOU MADE IT WEIRD - part 4

Mon, 30 Jun 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland is a guest on PETE HOLMES podcast YOU MADE IT WEIRD, a chance to hear Harland on the other side of the mic - FINAL part 4

587 - Dead JULIA CHILDS, Listener MAIL BAG, wheatgrass.

Thu, 26 Jun 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Dead Julia Childs drops by with a delicious new dish, people who drive with stuff on the roof of their car, listener mail bag, letters from you guys, and experiments with wheatgrass. Muddle my puddle!!!

586 - HILLARY CLINTON on the Parsley Papers, rental cars, ice cream guy Demitri Olio

Mon, 23 Jun 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Charles Parsley interviews Hillary Clinton on the Parsley Papers, ice cream guy Demitri Olio shows up with his ice cream cart, the trouble with rental cars. Button your glutton!!!

585 - Harland is a guest on PETE HOLMES podcast - part 3

Thu, 19 Jun 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland is a guest on PETE HOLMES podcast YOU MADE IT WEIRD, a chance to hear Harland on the other side of the mic - part 3

584 - Harland does STAND UP in IRELAND, The future of Iraq.

Mon, 16 Jun 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland does live stand up in IRELAND at an Irish comedy festival. Also, a war expert phones in to discuss the declining state of affairs in Iraq. Slily old bean machine!!!

583 - Harland is a guest on another PODCAST - Part 2

Thu, 12 Jun 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland was a guest on another podcast and shares the 2nd part of the interview. Bake a fake cake!!!

582 - AUNT RUTHIE at Drive Thru. Harland sings TECHNO

Mon, 09 Jun 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Aunt Ruthie calls in during her first trip to a drive thru, Harland sings a crazy raver song with his band the Cousins, the new Google car, and cute phone cases. Sailor the wailor!!!

581 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in. Nature taking over the city.

Thu, 05 Jun 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Pop star, GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in to talk about summer. Is nature taking over the city, and holding your breath can be lethal. Burn a worm!!!

580 - Harland appears on Pete Holmes podcast, You Made It Weird PART 1

Mon, 02 Jun 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland was a guest on another podcast and shares the first part of the interview. Bless my Bilbo Baggins!!!

579 - Worlds worst BLOW JOB, Japanese band attack,

Thu, 29 May 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Believe it or not there is a BAD blowjob that exists, a popular Japanese pop band is attacked, calls from the Pavement Pounders. Harland plans a holiday in Europe. Slump Forest Gump!!

578 - Crazy home invasion attack on my house, texting and driving

Mon, 26 May 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Something invades Harland's home, texting and driving madness, Harland does live stand up. Blunk and blark!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 26 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Thu, 22 May 2014 16:00:00 +0000

With all the moving around over the last few weeks it's a perfect time to catch up on the original 42 episodes that are not in the archives. Hope you enjoy this sugary cinnamon flashback treat.

577 - BOUNCE HOUSE hell, Death of a famous artist.

Thu, 15 May 2014 16:00:00 +0000

A bounce house goes crazy. A famous artist we know dies, more nutty crying. Baa baa black Jeep!

576 - Obscene Dildo's on TV, Complaining, sex and the human body

Mon, 12 May 2014 16:00:00 +0000

How upset do you get when dildo's appear on TV? Is complaining a good thing? And why are we so uptight about sex and nudity on TV and in the movies? Cabbage crabbage!!!

575 - SOCIAL MEDIA vs REALITY. Spiderman movie review.

Thu, 08 May 2014 16:00:00 +0000

SOCIAL MEDIA vs REALITY, does anybody know what's real anymore? The new Spiderman 2 movie review, not good. Shtinky winky!!!!

574 - KENTUCKY (fried chicken) DERBY, Social imposters.

Mon, 05 May 2014 16:00:00 +0000

It's the running of the KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN DERBY at the Harland Highway celebrity racetrack, Impostors in your social circle, and more CRYING from the Pavement Pounders. Blackboard smackboard!!

573 - SENIOR FUENTES visits, Hockey Night in Canada.

Thu, 01 May 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland's annoying gardener Senior Fuentes drops by, Hockey Night in Canada traditions, racist basketball. sink into a stink!

572 - EARTHQUAKE alert, grave robbers, and letters from you guys.

Mon, 28 Apr 2014 16:00:00 +0000

What's with all the earthquakes lately, should we be scared? Letters from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS, and a creepy graverobber story. Yuck my muck!!!

571- Harland gets a cancer check, question of the day.

Thu, 24 Apr 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland goes in for a cancer check up, the question of the day involving cars, Harland does LIVE stand up. Sweet sltherin slacks!!

570 - Harland bumps into a girl he dated 25 years ago, FOOD of the future.

Thu, 17 Apr 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland bumps into a girl he dated 25 years ago, Amazing futuristic food, and a crying Pavement Pounder. Gas light fright!!!!

569 - PAINFUL science experiments, Girl action heros.

Mon, 14 Apr 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Are painful science experiments really needed? Are little girls really qualified to be the stars of action movies? And confessions from a garbage eater. Sawdust on my stardust!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 25 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Thu, 10 Apr 2014 16:00:00 +0000

As requested dropping in the odd flashback show until we are caught up to #42. Still just as fun as the fresh ones. Tap my flap!

568 - HARLAND LIVE STAND UP, and 911 call for fruit!

Mon, 07 Apr 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland shares some live stand up improv, David Letterman announces his retirement, and a crazy 911 call over fresh fruit. Double bubble Barney Rubble!!

567 - 10 reasons women FAKE ORGASMS, Harland SINGS a song to say goodbye to winter.

Thu, 03 Apr 2014 16:00:00 +0000

10 reasons why women fake their ORGASMS, Harland sings a song to say goodbye to winter, a boy digs up something strange in his yard. Bury a Larry!!

566 - Turning 25 years old, a groovy music solo.

Mon, 31 Mar 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Where where you or where are you at 25 years old?? The Question of the Day, and a very cool music solo! Bingle dingle wingle!!!

565 - Missing Malasyian aircraft discussion, death of an old lady.

Thu, 27 Mar 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss the mystery of the missing Malasyian aircraft. Aviation expert GUY FRIES comes in to talk about how the plane vanished. Also, an old lady is dead and guess where they find her? Roast beef reef!!

564 - Phone SCAM madness, CREEPY sushi story.

Mon, 24 Mar 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Why does corporate America want your cell number? Call from a Pavement Pounder, a very STRANGE evening of dangerous sushi. Glab de la blab!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 24 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Thu, 20 Mar 2014 16:00:00 +0000

As requested dropping in the odd flashback show until we are caught up to #42. Still just as fun as the fresh ones. Laser beam my dream machine!

563 - Celebrity RUSSIAN ROULETTE, the vast cosmos.

Mon, 17 Mar 2014 16:00:00 +0000

On this show another celeb comes out of the woodwork to challenge Harland to a game of Russian Roulette, also a deep look at who we are in the vast universe. Star cluster my muster!!

562 - SPECIAL GUEST, Actor, athlete, ISAIAH MUSTAFA

Thu, 13 Mar 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland welcomes Isaiah to the show today where we cover a wide range of topics and play the popular TOO SOON or not TOO SOON podcast game. Capitalize my teeth!

561 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in, man shopping, sensetive skin.

Mon, 10 Mar 2014 16:00:00 +0000

Harland's crazy Aunt Ruthie calls in, Harland goes shopping for clothes under an alias, a disgusting skin test for sensitivity, listener mail. Hummingbird WORD!!

560 - Eating GARBAGE, and CHIN HO from HAWAII 5-O drops in.

Thu, 06 Mar 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Calls from Pavement Pounders who found strange items in their homes, a visit from CHIN-HO with Hawaii 5-O police stories, and have you ever eaten your own garbage? Bet you have. Recycle my bycycle!!!

559 - Harland gets a visit from his little SISTER.

Mon, 03 Mar 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Today my little sister Barbara is visiting California and sits down to chat. Blink von Stinky!!

558 - Emptying the SPAM folder, and Harland's live stand-up.

Thu, 27 Feb 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Going through the crazy SPAM folder in my computer, Harland does some live stand-up. And do you have mystery items in your house?? Close you clip clop!

557 - Listener MAIL BAG, Harland does live stand up.

Mon, 24 Feb 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Today we read letters from you the listener. Harland does some live stand up, and we talk about taking advantage of the things around you. Sun block my corn stalk!!

556 - VIAGRA gone WRONG, phone calls from listeners.

Thu, 20 Feb 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Viagra is used where it shouldn't be used, phone calls from the Pavement Pounders, and a special sitcom announcement. Grab a grunch!!!

555- - Harland goes to DINOSAUR WORLD, and Dr. Ascot returns.

Mon, 17 Feb 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Harland travels back in time and walks amongst the dinosaurs, a call from a friendly Pavement Pounder, and an unexpected visit from Dr. Ascot. Sweet heavenly tonsil meats!!!

454 - Death of Phillip Seymore Hoffman, Celebrity Races.

Thu, 13 Feb 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Harland talks about Phillip Seymore Hoffman's death and an encounter he had with the actor. Sexual workout machines at the gym, and Charles Parsley calls out an incredible race at the Celebrity Races. Countdown a smackdown!!

553 - the "N" word, what to do when we die, and what's the deal with LOL??

Mon, 10 Feb 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Harland has a bad experience with the 'N' word, a guy is buried in the coolest way imaginable, and who the hell came up with LOL!!?? Blippy blabby blue!

552 - Harland gets pulled over by a COP. Samuel E. Quouk reads love letters.

Thu, 06 Feb 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Did Harland get a ticket from the police or not? Tune in to find out. Samuel E. Quouk drops by and reads his horrible love letters, and Harland recommends a classic Christopher Walken movie. Muffle my tuffle!

551 - How many steps to get SEX? Also, I love lint!

Mon, 03 Feb 2014 17:00:00 +0000

How many steps does it take a person to get to having SEX? My obsession with LINT. And people who like to direct traffic. Cupcake my bupcake!!

550 - A new kind of PERVERT! A new kind of MURDER!

Thu, 30 Jan 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Some strange stories are covered today involving perverts and murderers, also, drone technology to shop online. Buzz my wuzz!!!

549 SENIOR FUENTES invades again, CHARITY questions.

Mon, 27 Jan 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Harland's annoying gardener Senior Fuentes invades the studio, is charity sometimes a bad thing? And a nice phone call from a NEW Pavement Pounder. Crab trap my trap flap!

548 - LESBIAN BONER, Drive Thru madness, beer can idiocy.

Thu, 23 Jan 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Harland has a confusing run in with a lesbian, Harland goes thru the drive thru LIVE, and lastly, what is with the way we drink beer? Enough already! Boob my lube!!

547 - HARLAND LIVE in an attic, enough with the SORRY!!!

Mon, 20 Jan 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Harland does a live stand up show in the attic of a Chinese diner, Also when is the SORRY stuff going to stop? Turn my urn!!

546 The rules of WAR, crazy weather.

Thu, 16 Jan 2014 17:00:00 +0000

How should soldiers be handled when killed on the battlefield? Crazy weather, and something broken but still worth something. Hop skip and brunch!!

545 - Harland on CONAN, sleeping disorders, drunk idiots.

Mon, 13 Jan 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Hear a clip from Harland's interview with Conan, how to overcome sleeping disorders, and a woman gets drunk in the worst possible way. Drop my crop!!

544 - Dennis Rodman and North Korea, dangerous pets.

Thu, 09 Jan 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Let's figure out what Rodman is doing in Korea, Dangerous pets for sale, rituals at ATM's and Harland's YouTube channel. Blinkety blank stank!!

543 - Harland's new movie BACK IN THE DAY. Dreams, hairs, shopping carts

Mon, 06 Jan 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Harland talks about his new movie BACK IN THE DAY, also, dreams, hair, and being a kid. Also exciting new YouTube channel. Bend my blend-er!!

542: 1st show of the NEW YEAR, read horoscopes, talk about the future.

Thu, 02 Jan 2014 17:00:00 +0000

Welcome back to the Highway and our 1st show of 2014. Today we read your horoscope to see how your year will be. We discuss the future, robots, Google, and lastly an UNWANTED visit from Captain James T. Kirk. Phaser my tazer!!

541 New Years SUICIDE. One of the worst New Years ever.

Mon, 30 Dec 2013 17:00:00 +0000

On today's show we discuss New Years eve and holiday wrap ups. Harland's boss, Mr. Featherstone organizes the WORST New Years event EVER. Helping a Pavement Pounder deal with his twins. Putting an end to racism in 2014. Auld lang my sign!!

540 listener MAIL BAG, Harland reads letters from Pavement Pounders

Thu, 26 Dec 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Yes, today we read letters from YOU the listeners, always a treat! Also we discuss the bad side effects of winter weather. Happy holidays!!!

539 - Xmas stuff and GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM sings Xmas songs.

Mon, 23 Dec 2013 17:00:00 +0000

It's just about Christmas and we talk about the festive holiday, and then suddenly it all gets ruined because George Michael from WHAM calls in drunk and starts singing Christmas songs, arrrrrrrggg!! Bake my Alaska!!!

538 - Harland Highway Christmas Party, with Harland as Santa.

Thu, 19 Dec 2013 17:00:00 +0000

The humility of fame, decking your car out for Christmas, and Harland is ordered to play Santa at the Harland Highway Christmas Party. Jingle my Twingle!!

537 - A visit with Harland's boss MR. FEATHERSTONE, Xmas songs and lights.

Mon, 16 Dec 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Harland get forced into an unusual situation by his boss Mr. Featherstone, also words to Xmas songs, and new fangled Xmas lights. Xmas movie talk too. Flick your Twix!!

536 - MILEY CYRUS interviewed on The PARSLEY PAPERS.

Thu, 12 Dec 2013 17:00:00 +0000

MILEY CYRUS is interviewed on The PARSLEY PAPERS today by Charles Parsley. Also, the fine art of giving holiday speeches, and the office Christmas party and a Christmas party song. Gaggle my Google!

535 - White Castle magic, DR. ASCOT on relationships.

Mon, 09 Dec 2013 17:00:00 +0000

White Castle burgers has an amazing secret, Dr. Ascot drops by for relationship advice, America's longest married couple, Canada's health care vs. USA. Stretch my fetch!!

534 - SENIOR FUENTES returns, big boats, customs with friends

Thu, 05 Dec 2013 17:00:00 +0000

An unwanted visit from Harland's gardener Senior Fuentes, also the 1st Xmas song of the season, smashing booze on boats, and the strange customs we have with our friends and family. Button down the bongo drums!!!

533 - Harland confronts a FOREST CRITTER in the wild!

Mon, 02 Dec 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Harland has an encounter with a wild forest critter who isn't to pleased to see him. Delicious styles of JERKY. And a dangerous new "game" called the Knockout Game. Unwrap my minnow trap!!!

532 - ANNUAL Thanksgiving DAY PARADE, LIVE, and other Thanksgiving stuff!

Thu, 28 Nov 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Yes it is here, the 59th Annual Harland Highway Thanksgiving Day Parade! We are going live to the streets where John Walters and John Starter, call the parade, commenting on all the glorious floats coming down the street. Also a bunch of other Thanksgiving stuff and... the Turkey Song. Giblet my nibblet!!!

531- Brutal ATTACK with a musical instrument, boys vs girls.

Mon, 25 Nov 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Story of savage musical instrument attack, the art of waving while driving, what is Silica, and is it tougher to be a boy or a girl? Cortex my vortex!!

530 - Dr. Debbie Thymer, Life Coach, is here. Nice after death.

Thu, 21 Nov 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Live Coach Debbie Thymer takes calls about Obamacare, also, are people treated nicer when they die? Nasal colds and the hell they provide. Fish for a dish!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 23 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Mon, 18 Nov 2013 17:00:00 +0000

As requested, Flashback show on our way to catching up on the first 42 that were never posted. Enjoy Pilgrims!!!

529 - CINNAMON BOY returns, monkey kidnappings too.

Thu, 14 Nov 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Sadly Cinnamon Boy comes to the studio today, ugggg, also there's been a critter kidnapping, Obamacare rollout failure, and Halloween madness. Phone my bone!!!

528 - Harland does radio interview, WalMart fun, hungry bugs.

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Hear Harland yukking it up on a morning radio interview, follow up call from Pavement Pounder, fun at the Wal-Mart, and some very hungry bugs in your house. Jiggle my piggle!!

527 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in, costume outrage

Thu, 07 Nov 2013 17:00:00 +0000

George Michael calls in with a Halloween update, the outrage over banned costumes, and a Pavement Pounder calls in with a bunch of important questions. Burn my urn!!

526 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in, also, callers share penis stories, hanging out with babies.

Mon, 04 Nov 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Aunt Ruthie calls in to Harland's answering machine, we also have callers telling penis secrets, and Harland spends an afternoon hanging out with a baby. Sweet curved out car parts!!!

POD 525 - HALLOWEEN SHOW - Mr. Featherstone and other scary things!

Thu, 31 Oct 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Yes, it's the scary Halloween show with a visit to my boss Mr. Featherstone, a frightening SWINGERS party, a poem by MR. SCARY, and a horrible visit from TIMMY the campfire kid! Help my yelp!!

524 - My final interview with funnyman JIM CARREY. Dr. Ascot too.

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Dr. Ascot drops by to annoy me today, as well we discuss a real cute pet story. Also, my final interview segment with actor, comedian, JIM CARREY is played, we joke around but also hear some deeper thoughts from Jim. Crush my crab shack!!

523 - A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Wal-Mart fight.

Thu, 24 Oct 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland sits down with his boss Mr. Featherstone, a song that helps with the human condition, and, why do people hate Wal-Mart? Burp my slurp!!

522 - Sticking your penis where it doesn't belong. U.S. security.

Mon, 21 Oct 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Many men find the need to stick their penis into things that ain't meant to be stuck, OUCH! Also, a 10 year old asks about the safety fom terrorists in the U.S.A. Blacken my catfish!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 22 - more sweet classics

Mon, 14 Oct 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Counting down to show #42, here is another early pod that was never posted in the archives. Blink it and stink it!!

521 - It's a late night hang out after a night on the town.

Thu, 10 Oct 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland does a late night Podcast after hanging out on the Sunset Strip with his buddy Matt. The talk turns to girls, sports, and general abuse of each other. Finger lickin good!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 21 - CLASSIC GOLD!

Mon, 07 Oct 2013 16:00:00 +0000

In keeping up with the oldies that were never posted, here is another of the early shows! ENJOY< BOY!!

POD - 520 - GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN, Shopping for DICK

Thu, 03 Oct 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss the danger of Government shut down, shopping for giant dicks, Ronald Regan construction Co. and calls from Pavement Pounders. Slip on my slop!

519 - PEE SHOWER FROM ABOVE, VIOLENCE in the USA.

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Somebody has been peeing through their roof, we discuss horrid diseases, a nice call from a Pavement Pounder, and the sad state of violence in the world today. Block my blanket!!

518 - BROKEN HEARTS, getting DRUNK, Dr. ASCOT returns

Thu, 26 Sep 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Dr. Ascot drops by for an annoying visit, songs that remind of us of our broken hearts, supercollider science, and a new way of getting drunk. Crack a crisp!!

517 Special co - host, actress, model, JULIA VOTH

Mon, 23 Sep 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Today we have actress and model Julia Voth co-hosting the show today where we talk about cat walking, mars, and testicles. We also play the podcast game sensation TOO SOON OR NOT TOO SOON. Sweet celery slap!!

516 - SCARY STUFF IN OUR FOOD, Queen Elizabeth calls in.

Thu, 19 Sep 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Ever find something disgusting in your food? Today we discuss. Also a Pavement Pounder calls in and tells me she LOVES me, and QUEEN ELIZABETH calls in to discuss the Royal baby, Sweet tender twinkle teeth!!

515 - ANCHORMAN 2 STAR David Koechner is todays guest!

Mon, 16 Sep 2013 16:00:00 +0000

An extended interview with one of the funniest guys I know, ANCHORMAN 2 star David Koechner. Today we talk about all kinds of important topics, get to know David and his work a little better, and also play the exciting Podcast game TOO SOON OR NOT TOO SOON. Sunny side slorp!!!

514 - AUNT RUTHIE CALLS IN - also Sitcom star RANDAL EDWARDS

Thu, 12 Sep 2013 16:00:00 +0000

A phone call from the star of new sitcom PACKAGE DEAL calls in to discuss the hilarious new show, also a story about a man who passes out on a plane, and another desperate voice mail from Harland's AUNT RUTHIE. Sugarcoat my castle moat!!!

513 - CONFOUNDING TECHNOLOGY, plus NEW SITCOM, Package Deal.

Mon, 09 Sep 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Today Harland talks about his new sitcom PACKAGE DEAL, Also, the plight of the homeless, and one of the must frustrating knobs in technology history. Scrabble my babble!!

512 - A call from QUEEN ELIZABETH talking about Royal Baby.

Thu, 05 Sep 2013 16:00:00 +0000

The QUEEN of England calls the show today to talk about the NEW royal baby, 1st interview she has given, EXCLUSIVE!! Also, amazing yet scary new device that lets you control another persons brain. Howling wind bin!!

GUEST PODCAST - movie reviews - Getting juicy at the movies with Donna & Julie.

Tue, 03 Sep 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Hey gang this is a special GUEST PODCAST called GETTING JUICY AT THE MOVIES WITH DONNA & JULIE. It's a chance for you to hear some movie reviews from two of the sweetest Kansas girls you could ever want to meet. I am helping promote this new podcast, sure hope you enjoy it!

511 - TOOL SHED HORROR, Global warming expert KYLE FLAVORS calls in

Mon, 02 Sep 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Have you ever tried to get something out of your toolshed? It's a horror story waiting to happen. Internet HATERS, and a call in from Kyle Flavors a global warming expert. Tin can my hand!!!

510 - The BEATLES music exposed, fruad emails.

Thu, 29 Aug 2013 16:00:00 +0000

An interesting revelation about the Beatles music, also,a "friend" sends me a distressed email asking for help and money, yeeeeeahhh riiiight!! Solarize my polarize!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 20

Mon, 26 Aug 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Another juicy FLASHBACK show as we work our way toward the first 42 that never made it into the archives! Enjoy!!! Bundles of fundles!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 19

Thu, 22 Aug 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Another juicy flashback show to get you caught up on epps 1-42. Just as succulent as the current beef!! Chips ahoy my toy!!

509 - Special guest, comedian Cort McCowan

Mon, 19 Aug 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Our old friend CORT McCOWAN drops by for some fun filled chit chat about summer, stains, and turning invisible. Also we play a brand new game on the Harland Highway today. Scrub your nub!!

508 - Greedy people, a call from AUNT RUTHIE, Squirm story.

Thu, 15 Aug 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss iPhoto hell, greedy people and the outcome, a call from Harland's AUNT RUTHIE, and a story that's guaranteed to make you SQUIRM in your seat. Salad my dressing!!!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 18

Mon, 12 Aug 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Another great flashback show that never made it into the archives. Still just as creamy as the current shows!! Yummmm! Scrape your scrap!!

507 - TWITTER fever and Dr. ASCOT!

Thu, 08 Aug 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Today we chat about the ramifications of Twitter and social media outbursts, also that annoying twat Dr. Ascot drops by the studio. Crank my crabtrap!!!

506 - Harland chases DRAGONS, Senior Fuentes, and snails.

Mon, 05 Aug 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland goes on safari to search for the incredible KOMODODRAGON'S of Indonesia, Senior Fuentes drops by the studio, and a brand new skin treatment using garden critters. Slap my knapsack!!

505 - Harland does stand up LIVE at Hollywood comedy club!

Thu, 01 Aug 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Back by popular demand Harland shares one of his 'Winging it' stand up sets, recorded live at the Hollywood Improv! Giggle all over your wiggle!!

504 - COW MURDER!!, YouTube babies, hose memories.

Mon, 29 Jul 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Someone was murdered by a cow, we will investigate the story, A listener calls in for a private show, back in time with the garden hose follow up, and the dangers of being a YouTube baby. Jimmy crack porn!!

503 - A visit from the ICE CREAM GUY, strange habits.

Thu, 25 Jul 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss the strange habits we all seem to have, disposing of old credit cards, and a visit from DEMITRI OLIO the annoying ice cream guy! Bless my backwoods OFF!!

502 - SPECIAL GUEST - DEVEN GREEN

Mon, 22 Jul 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Today's guest is funnylady Deven Green, full of outrageous stories, insights, and words you have never heard before. Nutterlicious!!!

501 - It's the Highway MAIL BAG! Today I read letters from you, our listeners!!

Thu, 18 Jul 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Yes, it's mail sent in from the Pavement Pounders! I read your compliments, jabs, insults, praise, and silliness, all on today's show. Maybe you'll even hear one of your own letters. Enjoy. Sally had a sandblast!!!

500 - WOW! This is it PODCAST #500, lets celebrate!!

Mon, 15 Jul 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Amazingly we made it to 500. My vacation is over and we are back with a big show, #500!! Today we will talk about how we got here, some fun summertime stuff, a call from Aunt Ruthie, and sadly, George Michael from WHAM calls in to wish me congratulations and ends up wrecking the show!! Thanks to all for being here for 500. Snark your flark!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 17

Thu, 11 Jul 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Last flashback show for awhile gang! My vacation is over and NEW shows resume on Monday, sweeeeet. But enjoy this classic never placed in the archives! And have a happy burnt onion day!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 16

Mon, 08 Jul 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Enjoy another quality FLASHBACK show as work begins on NEW episodes COMING SOON!!! Hooooraayyyyyyy!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 15

Thu, 04 Jul 2013 16:00:00 +0000

STILL ON VACATION GANG...IT'S SUMMER FOR GOSH SAKE!!! Ne epps will be up soon but meanwhile enjoy the early shows that never made it into the archives!!! LAUGH, BABY< LAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 14

Mon, 01 Jul 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Still on vacation gang, but I promise, these lost shows are every bit as succulent as the current ones. Will be back in studio with fresh shows soon!! Enjoying my vacay!! Harland~

FLASHBACK SHOW # 13

Thu, 27 Jun 2013 16:00:00 +0000

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey crease!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 12

Mon, 24 Jun 2013 16:00:00 +0000

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey FEET!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 11

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 16:00:00 +0000

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey meat!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW # 10

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Slowly catching up on all 41 shows that never made it into the archives! Enjoy landlubbers!!!

FLASHBACK SHOW #9

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:00:00 +0000

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, another early show that did not make it into the archives. Still just as good though!!! Yummmy!! ENJOY, BOY!

499 Harland auditions for a REALITY SHOW, Senior Fuentes

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland goes in for a reality show audition, for real. Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit, and we take phone calls from you guys, the Pavement Pounders. Slump on a bump!!!

498: CELEBRITY RACES with RIHANNA, CINDY CRAWFORD

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Today we go to the celebrity race track for an incredible race with Amanda Bines and others, butt dialing your cell phone, sweet street music, and annoying radio commercials. Target my flarget!!

497: POP TART pain, crazy songs and singing! And, Dr. Ascot!

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Can POP TARTS hurt you? Oh yeahhh they can, a Pavement Pounder does the show opening, and a song that makes you chill... oh, and Dr. Ascot, yuuuuck. Blaze into a maze!!

496 Harland goes BACK IN TIME! Also, Aunt Ruthie calls in.

Thu, 30 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland turns into a kid again and writes a POEM about the whole amazing experience. Aunt Ruthie calls in from her cell phone, and there's a shortage on toilet paper and wiping options are getting desperate. Slippery slop sauce!!

495: Special guest comedian/actor ADAM RAY!

Mon, 27 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Our old friend, comedian and actor, Adam Ray drops by to discuss life, love, sex, and to participate in a brand new game called 'Too soon, or not too soon?' Dive into your live!!!

494: Is America turning into a BIKE GANG?

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Is America becoming a bike gang culture? Let's talk about it. Also a phone call from Harland's Aunt Ruthie, and Harland jumps up on stage live in Hollywood to do stand up at a local club. Slide down my slide!!

493: BBQ EDDY Returns, and, Harland trains DOLPHINS!

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland gets invited to train dolphins in Vegas, BBQ Eddy returns, A CRAZY new Harland Highway contest, and a visit from (puke) Dr. Ascot. Phone a clone!!

492: GUN CONTROL BULLSHIT, old, nasty veins.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Today we talk about the myth of gun control, a call from Harland's Aunt Ruthie, and when is it time to say goodbye to short skirts? Bunch of clunch!!

FLASHBACK SHOW #8

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, an early show that never made it into the archives. Enjoy this Highway flashback! Scrapped maps!!

491: Harland goes to NASCAR, Dr. Ascot returns, space puke.

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland goes on an all access trip to NASCAR and has a report, Dr. Ascot returns for some on air therapy, and what happens if you puke in space? Smash my cash!!

490: Harland does a STAND UP set after jumping on stage at local comedy club.

Mon, 06 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland gives us a rare glimpse behind the STAND UP curtain as we follow him down to a Hollywood comedy club on the Sunset Strip. Harland shares his methods of writing and creating stand up material and takes us on a hilarious journey into a unique world where the only way to create is in front of a LIVE audience. Come along for the ride as Harland jumps on stage and lets the comedy flow!

489: JIM CARREY INTERVIEW PART 2, also, a WHORE drops in the studio.

Thu, 02 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland's rare interview with actor comedian Jim Carrey, PART 2. The superstar discusses comedy and life with Harland, also, a Bakersfield WHORE drops by for sex action, the problem with light bulbs, and the way schools have changed over the years. Slam that wham!!

488: RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH QUEEN ELEIZABETH, sexy cereals.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:00:00 +0000

The queen of England drops by to play Russian Roulette with Harland, sexy breakfast cereal, are there consumer products placed in thelyrics of pop songs? Grange my garage!!!

487: ILLEGAL ALIEN MURDER, also, Mr. Featherstone, Harland's boss comes up with a horrible way to increase ratings.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland visits his boss Mr. Featherstone, an incredible and strange animal attack, a horrible story about a murdering illegal alien, and Harland is forced to have sex with a cheap whore. Wrinkledy dinkledy!!!

486: PENIS SIZE... does it matter?

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:00:00 +0000

The research is in about women's attraction to penis size, wait till you hear the results, crazy x-ray madness with Harland's doctor, and small, tender moments in life. Sourcream my dream!!!

485: Dead JULIA CHILDS, new monsters discovered

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:00:00 +0000

We get a visit from cooking sensation DEAD JULIA CHILDS, Barbie gets un-madeover, there have been some new MONSTERS discovered, and last but not least Nelly Frutado. Bobble your wobble dobble!!!

484: Maybe the HEALTHIEST podcast EVER!

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland takes a call from a Pavement Pounder and it turns into the WHOLE show!! Blungle dee flungldee!!

FLASHBACK SHOW #7

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:00:00 +0000

As requested by you guys, some of the earlier shows that never made it into the archives. Enjoy!

483 Harland interviews actor JIM CARREY, rare interview.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland goes one on one with JIM CARREY asking serious and silly questions, iPad road rage, and super kinky bat sex!! Crush my crumpet!!!

482 N. Korea wants to NUKE the USA. GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:00:00 +0000

North Korea threatens USA with nuclear bombs, the master at work JIM CARREY in Cable Guy, and singer GEORGE MICHAEL from pop band WHAM, calls into show. Bless my apple snoss!!

481 CELEBRITY RACES with CHARLES PARSLEY, Free money.

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Celebrity racing with Charles Parsley, Someone is giving out free money, a great Canadian rock tune, and the crunchiest place on earth. Flip it flap it stack it!!!

480 Dr. DEBBIE THYMER is back with life coaching advice. Chain gangs

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Dr. Debbie Thymer returns with her expert life coaching advice, an insperational message from celebrity BEN STEIN, working on the CHAIN GANG, and murder by Mother Earth. Black and blue white shoe!!

479: Harland sleeps with quarterback TOM BRADY, mac and cheese

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harrland sleeps with football superstar Tom Brady, disgusting, Also, Kraft mac and cheese scandal, and is BINGO a crime? Copy my floppy!!

478: Harland's COLLEGE ROOMATE, Rej, drops by!

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Today my best buddy and college roomate Rej Bourdages drops by. Wait until you hear about all the AMAZING MOVIES he has worked on over his career. Also the Harland Highway Animal Quiz! Lemon juice leg warmers!!!

477: Phone calls from YOU guys, the Pavement Pounders!

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Today we play a bunch of great phone messages from some of our listeners, crazy, interesting, strange, and funny!! Dial me in Crab Face!!!

476 Harland reviews the OSCAR'S, stupid 911 calls

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland reviews the 2013 Oscar's, late, but still. More dumbass 911 calls, and the benefits to people driving with cell phones. Stank a blank!!

475: SPECIAL guest, PLAYBOY PLAYMATE Nikki Leigh

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Harland talks to the beautiful Nikki Leigh about life, love, sex, and all kinds of goodies. Also the NATURE QUIZ at the end of the podcast. Sweet mother of meatball sauce!!!

474: Stupid 911 call, Senior Fuentes, death by waffles!

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Today we listen to a really stupid 911 call, someone almost murdered by waffles, annoying clothing tags, and a visit from Harland's gardener Senior Fuentes. Stipe my ripe!!

FLASHBACK EPISODE #6

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 17:00:00 +0000

By listener demand, playing down the early episodes that aren't posted. We drop these in from time to time until we are caught up to #42. ENJOY, BOOOOOOOYYYY!!

473: LOVE and how it hurts, TV show SHARK TANK

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Love can be painful, we discuss, Artists in the courtroom, the question of the day, and TV show SHARK TANK. Roll it and then scroll it!!!

472: Michelle Obama on the PARSLEY PAPERS, fake crying

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:00:00 +0000

1st lady Michelle Obama is interviewed on the Parsley Papers today, Fake crying to get your money, Wristband fever, the question of the day. Tumble your bumble!!

471: Music and its MESSAGE. TORTURE!

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Have people lost the desire or understanding of poetic music? Harland gets his Hollywood Star, sort of. And guess what, you've all been tortured, I'm gonna tell you how. Drip your trip!!!

470: A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Noisy babies.

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Harland gets called up to his bosses office Mr. Featherstone, crying babies, the medal of honor, and the gayest thing ever. Sand band grand slamb!!!

469: VALENTINES DAY love, sex, and zoo animals. Samuel E. Quoke

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:00:00 +0000

It's that special day and we discuss love, relationships and romance. Samuel E. Quoke drops in to read some romantic letters. Clasp my grasp!!!

468: Special guest - HONEY BADGER'S voice, Randall

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Yes it's Randall the narrator of the Honey Badger YouTube video sensation. Randall and I talk nature, life, mothers, and all kinds of bad ass stuff. We also do an incredible Nature Quiz at the end of the show! Skunk my blunk!!

467: BEYONCEE at the SuperBowl, Madonna vs Gaga

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:00:00 +0000

BEYONCEE at the SuperBowl, Madonna vs Gaga are they too close? And a giant monster has been found under the sea, for real. Bundle up your brace face!!!

466: U.S. President ATTACKED, Noisy people in movie theatres

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Obama is attacked in the white house, noisy people during movies, the question of the day, and Harland announces TV spot. Clam up oyster face!!

465 BURGER KING DEATH, Harland has a run in with the cops

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:00:00 +0000

A Burger King funeral, Harland loses $$$ after run in with cops, sporting event distractions, Harland announces Conan Show. Stiffen your staffen!!

464: PENGUIN BOY, Dangerous homeless people

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Have you encountered dangerous homeless people, animals out of place, the question of the day, and Harland spots Penguin Boy. Lather my lightbulb!!!

3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #5

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Yet another FLASHBACK SHOW per the request of the Pavement Pounders!! slice it and dice it!!!

463: THERE'S BEEN A RAPE, 80's band The FIXX

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Something has been raped and it's sick, renting a limo, the FIXX in concert, and a fond road trip. Slap it in the happy!!!!

3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #4

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:00:00 +0000

As requested by you, the listeners, we are slowly playing back the first 42 episodes because they are not in the archives. ENJOY!!

462: A dog is choked by a man, Let's talk RESPECT.

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:00:00 +0000

A naked man chokes a dog, how do you show respect, the question of the day, who picks the eatery? Harland's new stand up special!

461: Harland creates a new word. Senior Fuentes drops by!

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Harland invents a brand new word, the question of the day, imposter web sites, Harland reviews the movie IMPOSSIBLE, and Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit. Black and blue shoe!!!

460: FUTURISTIC ROBOTICS, A WOMAN LOCKED IN A MALL

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss incredible futuristic robotics, a woman is locked in a grocery store, the question of the day, and the 1st review of my new stand up comedy special. Blast my blast furnace!!!

459: HAPPY NEW YEAR SHOW. DR. ASCOT, PREDICTIONS

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:00:00 +0000

The 1st show of the year, with new years predictions, a visit with DR. ASCOT, rock group ABBA, and the question of the day. Old slang Zine my friends!!

3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #3

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Per your request, another one of the earliest episodes that has never been posted, it's #3, enjoy Swingle swangle

458 Harland meets PAMELA ANDERSON, again! McRib is back!

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Harland talks about his recent meeting with superstar Pamela Anderson, the McRib sandwich is back yuuuck, Harland sings you a Christmas song, and the question of the day. Flap it and grind it!!!

457: Shootings in the USA, Xmas poems

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Most of today's show is Xmasy, but I felt the need to talk about the children who were shot in yet another school rampage. On the lighter side we have the question of the day and a very special readin of T'was the Night Before Christmas. Sulpher salt mines!!!

456: The ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARADE, animal attacks.

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:00:00 +0000

This is a big one, the 45th annual Harland Highway Christmas parade, Xmas wishlists, animal attacks, and giving during the holidays. Glow little glowface!!!!

455: XMAS HOMECOMING, Creepy Disney kids

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Gift giving and home for the holidays, knives in the kitchen, creepy Disney kids. Blorne Identitree!!!

454: Capn'n Kirk drops by. Office Xmas stuff

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Harland tries to talk his boss, Mr. Featherstone into throwing an Xmas party, The trouble with girl things, Christmas at the office, and a visit from Cap'n Kirk. Fish sand which!!!!!

453: COMPUTERS DESTROYING MANKIND, cop chases

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Will computers destroy humanity? Have you been in a cop car chase? The question of the day, Canadian pop stars, a traditional Highway Xmas song. Jingle my blingle!!!

452: YOU TUBES MOST WATCHED VIDEO, the Middle East.

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 17:00:00 +0000

The crisis in the Middle East is discussed, You Tube's most watched video, the Korean news, romantic letters from Samuel E. Quoke. Tingling in my ringwormling!!

451: EPISODE 2 FLASHBACK SHOW

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 17:00:00 +0000

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, we are slowly rolling out the first 42 episodes, as they have not been posted. This is the 2nd Highway podcast ever produced, hope you enjoy!! Blinkety blunkity blink!!!

450: The WALKING DEAD, and Senior Fuentes!

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss the grossness of zombies, Christmas spoilers, are you an addict?, the question of the day, and a visit from Harland's gardener, Senior Fuentes. Bless your blisters!!

449: Thanksgiving and MURDER!!

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:00:00 +0000

We celebrate Thanksgiving, there's been a murder, fishing for Osama, and remembering a friend. Clank my clunk!!!

448: JAMES BOND REVIEW. The death of a brand name

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Today Harland talks about the new 007 movie Skyfall. Also, the death of an iconic foodstuffs, and dangerous behavior in the NFL. Slip your slap face!!

447: Running over animals and socializing.

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss the best way to run over animals and discuss different levels of socializing. Trim your trollup!!

446: A treat for a private body part!

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 17:00:00 +0000

The elections are over, let's discuss, an amazing health food re-examined, question of the day, a treat for a private body part. Bury the bad bone!!!!

445: Presidential election, new pizza!!!

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss the presidential election, new pizza surprises, the fun fall season, and a new announcement about my NEW comedy special. Blast my laser ray face!!!

444: Endagered species interview, cold and flu season.

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland interviews an expert on our vanishing wildlife, coping with sign language, fake colds, and reading letters from brief encounters. Bag my bag lady!

443: THE HALLOWEEN PODCAST

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Today we talk Halloween, pumpkins and have some very scary guests on the show today! Arooooouuuuwwwwwwwww!!!!

442: Buildings, Ass picking and funky food!!!

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Today I discuss the history of your building, people who pick their asses, and strange foods to eat in public. Crabble my Scrabble!!

441: Listener PHONE CALLS, Krinky McKringles the leprechaun

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Today we play your phone calls and answer your questions, a very strange parcel is delivered, Krinky McKingles the leprechaun drops by for a visit. Sweet nose dip!!!

440: CINNAMON BOY, also, JUSTIN BIEBER and Harland meet.

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 16:00:00 +0000

That rat bastard Cinnamon Boy drops by the studio, Harland meets pop sensation Justin Bieber, and what's with the presidential debates? Scoop and poop!!

439: Comic/actor TOM GREEN is todays special guest.

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Today I have an in depth talk with Tom Green about his life, loves, regrets, and the future. It's a sweet sweet session of silliness!! Blunk blat!!!

438: ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGER interview, FREDDY KRUGER TOO!

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Arnold Swartzenegger is interviewed on the Parsley Papers, What's hanging in your window? The bird flu, is it back? And Freddy Kruger drops into the studio to read love songs. Whack my tabbacky!!!

437: The QUEEN OF ENGLAND calls in for a 2nd time.

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:00:00 +0000

For some reason the Queen of England calls in again to discuss the nude photo scandal, a very strange fishing story, when were you last at the doctors office? Tangy tootsie rolls!!

436: Life Coach DR. DEBBIE THYMER takes calls, space ships.

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Life coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes calls from listeners, Harland has a run in with a space craft, an old saying "My eyes are up here", is examined. Wafly waffly waffle cones!!!!

435: DR. ASCOT returns, Harland attacked in his sleep!

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Dr. Ascot is back with another shrink session with Harland, odd pastries, remaking songs, and Harland gets attacked in his sleep. Holy, holy water!!!

434: Singer/songwriter Sterling Mire is today's guest.

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss music, helicopters, kangaroos, periods, and oh so much more with the lovely and talented Sterling Mire. Bundle your fun-dle!!

433: Should JESUS have been killled? Strange body parts.

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Today we hear tape of someone telling us about our sins, Harland starts asking lots of questions about this, also, there are parts of your body you have never seen. Trample my sample!!

432: Call from QUEEN OF ENGLAND, a new App.

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland takes a call from Queen Elizabeth regarding the topless photos of Kate Middleton, A tribute to an old friend who passed away, what's up with fortune cookies? And Harland announces some cool NEW stuff. Frock and froll dude!!!

431: Senior Funetes. A trip to the mall of depression.

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit, going to the mall gets to be a big downer, what in the name of the law is going on?? Burnt toast tips!!

430: Comedian Cort McCowan is today's special guest.

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Court and I discuss love, war, music and babies. Wally wally oxenfree!!

EPISODE #1 - FLASHBACK - The very 1st Harland Highway.

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 16:00:00 +0000

EPISODE #1 - FLASHBACK - The very 1st Harland Highway. At your request we are playing back the 1st Harland Highway podcast ever. This is the start of the first forty two unarchived podcasts that we will roll out SLOWLY over the upcoming months. Listeners have been asking for these for a long time, so here we GO!! Moth ball mongo fever!!!

429: BIGFOOT is DEAD! Campfire Timmy sings camp songs.

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Bigfoot has been killed, we discuss, Campfire Timmy drops by to sing summer campfire songs, and how much do you like surprises?? Crawl along your drawl!!

428: BARACK OBAMA interview, Aumish attacks.

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Charles Parsley interviews President Barack Obama on The Parsley Papers, TV snack and TV commercials, Let's talk about hair, and attacks on the Aumish people. Mighty metal metal detector!!!

427: GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in, listener messages too.

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 16:00:00 +0000

We get a call from George Michael from WHAM, using middle names, a Muppet has died, and phone calls from listeners. Turn over your burn rover!!

426 Romantic letters with SAMUEL E. QUOKE, Facebook BS.

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Samuel E. Quoke stops by to read romantic summer letters, Facebook political bullshit, funny names to make you giggle, traffic report from Sandy Chopper, and there's a new Sheriff in town. Blast your bungee fingers!!!

425: SHREK DIRECTOR Conrad Vernon

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:00:00 +0000

An incredibly talented man, Director Conrad Vernon is on the Highway today to share stories and thoughts with us. Films credits include, Shrek 2, Aliens vs Monsters, Madagascar 3, to name a few.

424: Last Summer OLYMPIC event. The end of summer.

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland discusses the last days of summer, a final trip to the Summer Olympics, the smell inside your car, and a phone call from a mysterious caller. Blank blunk blickle pickle!!!

423: TIMMY campfire songs, Harland solves a mystery!!

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Timmy the campfire kid drops by to sing summer campfire songs, Harland solves a Hardy Boys style mystery, going on a summer road trip, and encounters with spider webs. Blunch my blorch teeth!!!!

422: CINNAMON BOY, The summer Olympics.

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Cinnamon Boy visits the studio, why do we have to point out skin color? The summer Olympic Games with Charles Parsley, menu's are getting too complicated. Royal roast beef face!!!

421: JACK NICHOLSON is Harland's guest, Olympic games.

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Jack Nicholson drops by the studio to discuss one of his more underrated movies, We go LIVE to the summer Olympics with Charles Parsley, talking about smiles, and we take your phone calls. Slab a giant crab!!

420. Harlland will BRAINWASH you, Live at OLYMPIC GAMES

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland is going to brainwash you with a catchy song, Charles Parsley covers events at the summer Olympics, taking doctors advice, things we all share..quickly. Gamma ray gammatron oil!!!

419: Harland Announces his NEW TV SERIES! Swallowed by whales!

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland Announces his NEW animated TV SERIES, Harland's wild encounters with whales! We go LIVE tot the summer Olympics with commentator Charles Parsley. Freak my deek!!!

418: DRAGONS are real! Buy a gun day!

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland finds a real live dragon, buy a gun day, summer cannonball's, naming your car, doggie clothes, the Denver shooting, hot VS cold. Slap a crap trap!!

417: New way to MURDER! Harland stopped by COPS!

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland comes up with a new way to commit murder, traveling news anchors, advertising everywhere, the reason we snore, taking a live caller, and Harland gets pulled over by Southern police. Burbldee blerbldee doo!!

416: Harland's femenine side, Dr. Ascot, toenails.

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland explores his feminine side, men's toenails, depressed whales, irritation at the hotel check in, girls with deep voices, and a vist with Dr. Ascot. Lord love a lumpy flump!!!

415: Harland Live at Improv, New pets, lip gloss

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland does storytelling live on stage, new specie of house pet, cases of mistaken identity, lip gloss craze. Candy striped wheelbarrow!!

414: Adult toys, shark attack, Jolly Joker Jr.

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Do you have any adult toys? Man killed by a shark, babies in freezers and Jolly Joker Jr, returns. Click clack clunk!!

413: Special guest, actress HOLLY LYNCH

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland talks love, life, and nuttiness with beautiful actress Holly Lynch. Cranberry swing sets!!!

412: HARLAND AT CRAZY HOLLYWOOD PARTY, Bruce Lee theme park.

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland gives you a detailed report from his insane Hollywood party, girls, celb's, and the Ten Commandments?? What? Also, Bruce Lee theme park, and smokers cough!! Ring rang rung!!!

411: COMEDIAN ADAM RAY

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Comedian ADAM RAY and I discuss heaven, the Wolverine, demented children, and yes, the Harland Highway Animal Quiz. Slam dunk funk!!

410: SALVADOR DALI, junk mail, Japanese robot joker

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland visits the Salvador Dali museum, Reading junk mail, airplane bathrooms, and a vist from Japanese robot joke teller Jolly Joker Jr.. Crinkly crumpet sauce!!!

409: GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM calls in. Smoking kills

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 16:00:00 +0000

GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM calls in. Smoking and how it kills you, taking tickets, kissing smokers, tornadoes are coming. Glump an underwater pump!!!!

408: Harland's SHARK encounter, Senior Fuentes, American freedom

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Animal attacks, robot joke teller, Harland encounters sharks, a visit from Senior Fuentes, the fragility of American Freedom. Flap my steak flake!!

407: Listener mail bag, Romantic letters, Annoying Orange

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Today we read your letters to the Highway, Harland on a new TV show, law suit from a fat guy, and romantic letters form Samuel E. Quouck. Sizzle my drizzle!!!

406: BBQ EDDY RETURNS, hunting whales, Google

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 16:00:00 +0000

BBQ Eddy comes out for summer beers, Harland cleans his fridge, the new Google car, the use of blow darts, whale huntin in Hollywood, tricks you can do with shrimp. Sunday bloody funday!!!!

405: BBQ EDDY RETURNS, The 'G' spot, Chin Ho Hawaii 5-O

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:00:00 +0000

BBQ EDDY RETURNS, finding the 'G' spot, Chin Ho from Hawaii 5-O stops in, skin moisturizer, liposuction, Harland goes to a bike race, there's water on Mars, and Nat Geo irritations. Flick my Bic!!

404: HARLAND AND MAJOR CAR CRASH, Killer bees.

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Here the on the spot account of Harland and a major car crash. also, new cars?? And Killer bees and insect sex. Bless my bagpipes!!

403 Sex with a dog, hot models, Comicon AZ

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Sex with a dog?? Hot model dating, Harland visits the Comicon comic convention in Arizona, Maxi Pad confessions, terms of endearment. Ker-BLUUUNK!!

402: SPECIALL GUEST Justin Ian Daniels

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:00:00 +0000

My hilarious comedian/actor buddy, Justin Ian Daniels hogs the show today. Insights, mysteries and of course the Harland Highway Animal Quiz. Put pork on your splork!!

401 BANKSY graffiti artist, Geting old, advertising

Thu, 31 May 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Contreversial BANKSY graffiti artist, Geting old, advertising, fixing the back, signals from outer space. Blunk snunk!!

400-B The live in studio 400th

Mon, 28 May 2012 16:00:00 +0000

This is 400 - B the IN STUDIO AT UNIVERSAL CITY episode. Live calls and webcast. This is the second 400th episode thrown by my boss Mr. Featherstone after the threat of lawsuits. ENJOY!!

400 WOW 400 we celebrate with Timmy the campfire boy and my boss Mr. Featherstone.

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Unbelievable! 400 episodes of The Harland Highway! Thanks to all you Pavement Pounders for being here. We celebrate in Mr. Featherstones office right out of the gate. What could go wrong? Right?

399: Harland meets JACK NICHOLSON, Fat kids, sexual harassment

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland meets movie legend JACK NICHOLSON, Fat kids, sexual harassment, child discipline, and fun times with eggs. Swish swash swuck!!

398: SARAH CALONNA - AUTHOR, COMEDIAN, ACTOR

Thu, 17 May 2012 16:00:00 +0000

SARAH CALONNA, a very funny and talented author and comedian shares her insights with us today. We chat about relationships, North Korea, and do a Celebrity Quiz at the end of the show. Yes indeedy doodle!!

397: CELEBRITY RACES, MASSAGES, SAYING PRAYERS

Mon, 14 May 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Car names, massage chairs, fast talking folks, celebrity races, birds, and the argument over prayers. Bless my face!!!

396: MOTHERS DAY, STARING AT ASS, PRANK CALL

Thu, 10 May 2012 16:00:00 +0000

It's mothers day, checking out asses, killer whales, yummy toothpaste, a prank call to a bird sanctuary. Steam my dry clean!!

395: CINNAMON BOY, LOTTERY LOSER, DR. ASCOT

Mon, 07 May 2012 16:00:00 +0000

A visit from Dr. Ascot, losing the lottery, spooning, KFC cooking facts, trouble with the police, cooking your own food, and Cinnamon Boy stops by. Twist my Twizzle sticks!!!

394: DRIVE THRU HELL, SENIOR FUENTES

Thu, 03 May 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Trapped in drive thru hell, squirrels and rats, eating right with bananas, a visit from my gardener Senior Fuentes, the NEW you. Trickle trackle trinkle!!!

393: CUTE DOG STORIES, SPITTING, AIRPLANE HELL

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:00:00 +0000

New shoes, spitting everywhere, some cute dog stories, airplane take off hell, and a visit from Captain James T. Kirk. Sandbag my marmalade!!

392: LISTENER MAIL BAG, KNITTING, CANDY

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Today we read some listener mail, sour candy obsession, leftover food, receipts, and who knits anymore? Burn my suntan oil!!!

391: HARLAND'S LIVE STAND UP, ZOO GUY VISITS WITH ANIMALS

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Hear Harland going toe to toe with a live crowd, a peek into the dictionary, are you getting old, book announcement, a visit from the Buffalo zoo with live animals in studio. Curl up my burlap!!

390: A VISIT WITH MY BOSS MR. FEATHERSTONE, CHEST HAIR, NEW MOVIE ANNOUNCEMENT

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Weird stuff, news about my latest movie, coffee cops, owning a fish tank, chest hairs, and a visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Sweet sliced up pizza slices!!

389: CAPTIAN KIRK, MONOPOLY GAME, FOOD.

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Going to the bank, Monopoly game, computer ports, food delivery, food chunks, things in 3's, movies in cars. Crab crawling cringlenut!!!

388: Rock band The DOORS, iPad 3, giving to charity.

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 16:00:00 +0000

The promoter of rock legend the Doors is here, the new iPad 3, giving to charity, getting scammed, and what do dreams mean? Corn flake fever baby!!

387: GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM, SENIOR FUENTES

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Singer George Michael calls the show, Spam, monsters on the loose, creating a sleep button, a very special birthday, Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit. Chew your gum bum!!!!

386: COW FARTS, COMPUTER HACKERS, HEAVEN

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Going to heaven, cow farts, the LORAX movie, computer hackers, new ice cream flavors, eye ear nose and throat doctors. Clunkey crackle corn!!

385: ROMANTIC LETTERS by SAMUEL E. QUOK, MICHAEL JACKSON VISIT

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Ankle socks for men, romantic letters as read by Samuel E. Quok, food supply, knowing yourself, and Jacko drops in for a visit. Termite twittle teets!!

384:PILL POPPING, STANLY KUBRICK TRICKS, HARLAND LIVE STAND UP

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Harland's live stand up, Director Stanley Kubrick pulls a fast one on us, tooth aches, popping pills, and Harland learns a new language. Marvelous muffin meats!!

383: LIFE COACH Dr. DEBBIE THYMER, OBNOXIOUS NOISES

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Obnoxious noises, Life coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, lucky driving scenarios, geography names, water pipes and electric cords. Flash a boom bang - a!!

382: Dr. ASCOT, I FOUND A DEAD BODY?? CHEESCAKE FACTORY

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 16:00:00 +0000

A visit with Dr. Ascot, microwave food problems, I found a dead body, yikes! Understanding the Cheescake Factory!!! Whipped buttery bloom bloom buns!

381: GOODBYE TO AN OLD FRIEND, ROBOTS, BAD DRIVERS

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Saying goodbye to an old friend, business cards, drivers with distractions, robotic phones. Slurp a slap monkey!!!

380: LEPRECHAUN KRINKY McKRINGLES, NEW PROMO GONE WRONG

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:00:00 +0000

My boss Mr. Featherstone implements a new promo for the Highway and it's godawful, testing 123, you have a THINGY, noises from inside us, and leprechaun Krinky McKringles. Twisted butter buns and bedknobs!!

379: CELEBRITY RACES WITH KARDASHIANS, KRINKY McKRINGLES THE LEPRECHAUN

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:00:00 +0000

It's celebrity races featuring the Kardashians, playing ping pong, going numb, where to go in a time machine, rats and rodents, and the worlds most annoying leprechaun, Krinky McCrinkles. Fresh, frosty, foam face!!

378: ME, VINCE VAUGHN, AND A FIGHT ON AN AIRPLANE

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Too many things to do in your life, a crazy Vegas flight where a fight breaks out all around me and Vince Vaughn, and rainbows. Sweet colored cloud puffs!!

377 SPECIAL GUEST David Koechner, SNL, Anchorman, hilarious!

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Very SPECIAL guest, funnyman, actor, comedian DAVID KOECHNER from SNL, Anchorman, Talledega nights, e talk about the biz, Chris Farley, and of course the Harland Highway animal quiz. Saddle up my sling blade sauce!!

376 MASTURBATION, CELEBRITY RACES, TUG OF WAR

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss masturbation, old soap, idiot drivers, playing Tug of War, good luck charms, and presidential celebrity races. Bing bang bloomlips!!

375: MURDER, DEATH AT KFC, DR. ASCOT

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Doctor Ascot is in, our obsession with murder and death, a sad KFC story, and what is your dating history? Chingy's Freddy!!

374: CINNAMON BOY, ASSES, DOG STORIES

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:00:00 +0000

A cinnamon scare sweeps the nation, enter, Cinnamon Boy, dog years, sweet asses, DVD bonuses, hiding, hammering, and sleeping in. Twist my Twix bar!!

373: CHARLIE LEE, DOO WOP MUSIC, PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Air shows, water fill up, a visit to Charlie Lee's Moonglow Tavern, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the magic of doo wop music, and a cruel trick for you to play. Lemon my lime!!!

372: HARLAND IN THE HOSPITAL, MAGIC PEE, SENIOR FUENTES

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Harland goes to the ER, frustrated parking, a visit from Senior Fuentes, brushing the teeth, and magical urinating. Lord love a tangerine onion skinner!!!

371 OOMPA LOOMPA'S, SNAKES, EVIL HOCKEY.

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Your digital photo's, Oompa Loompa's, evil hockey players, snakes, and a visit from George Michael from WHAM.

370 SPECIAL GUEST, JUSTIN IAN DANIELS!

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:00:00 +0000

My hilarious comedian/actor buddy drops by for a visit and we discuss love, life, death, and smelly rainbows. Also the Harland Highway Animal Quiz! Sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!

369: ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, DATING, MOOSE ATTACK

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Listener phone calls, Illegal immigration, bad dating, when moose attack, a visit from Senior Fuentes. Snap a snap dragon!!

368: CINNAMON BOY, TURNING INVISBLE, E-BAY

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Yes, sadly that idiot Cinnamon Boy drops by today, uggg! Also, turning invisble, E-Bay purchases, junk in the trunk, and camera madness. Pollute Pluto!!

367: SUPER HERO'S, REVENGE, AND DRAGONS!

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Fast talking auctioneers, famous sayings, sleeping dragons, hero poses, getting revenge, NFL showboating, saving pennies. Big clumps of skunk munk!!!

366 - IT'S LISTENER MAILBAG. YOUR LETTERS AND SNAILS TOO!

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:00:00 +0000

In today's show I go through some, for the most part, angry letters from you the listeners, whooooo. Also, exotic foods, and an update on project Honey Badger. Boink Mr. Spock's teeth!

CELEBRITY COMMERCIALS, AND NOSE HAIRS, HELL YEAH!

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:00:00 +0000

We'll be talking about those things as well as your dogs breath, your arms and hands, dutch ovens, and sadly, Timmy the Campfire Kid drops by to sing some of his retarded songs. Bless my sisters mess!!

PODCAST 364

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:00:00 +0000

A very interesting freak! Tricks with your cell phone, Golden Globe winner Meryl Streep. Blop goes the Bleesle!

PODCAST 363

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 17:00:00 +0000

The sound of bagpipes, the election is on, first visit with Dr. Ascot 2012, Jimmney Cricket, my cousin releases a new CD and I play a cut. Pass the plop pickers!!

PODCAST 362

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Drinking wheatgrass, Tim Teebo, ordering at Starbucks, air fresheners, the cost of freedom popcorn style, mullets are back!!

PODCAST 361

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:00:00 +0000

1st show of 2012 and a visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone, early morning monkeys, politeness, bird formations, and the cattle holocaust. Slurp a slap shot!!

PODCAST 360

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Ordering food properly, Christmas carols, Eggs, third eyes, fighting a cold. Glob my sisters cob!!!

PODCAST 359

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Cross dressing problems, new fuels, life and money, Hanibal Lectre. Blunk my skunk!!

PODCAST 358

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Is the shuttle program sexual? Listener voice mail, gang signs, Hannibal Lecter, deafness, Harland's interview with actor Jay Mohr. Swap your swip sweep!!!

PODCAST 357

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Dating scam, Charlie Lee and the Moonglow Tavern, twitchy legs, Harland makes a 911 call, do unto others, underground caves. Back street bingo boys!!

PODCAST 356

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Texting and flirting, a visit from Dead Julia Childs, English driving rules, a deadly phone app, and a call from rocker George Michael. Burp my bongo baby!!!

PODCAST 355

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 17:00:00 +0000

A visit from my special guest, actor, artists, singer, Toby Huss. Stories from Down Periscope and others, plus Xmas songs and the Harland Highway animal quiz. Curl up your clunk munk!

PODCAST 354

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:00:00 +0000

The start of Christmas, going to food court, Gene Simmons mouth, Thanksgiving food, morning mouth, freezer burn, what the TRUCK. Clam baked bonnie shells!!

PODCAST 353

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Chemicals in our food, Baskin Robbins, UFO crop circles, Ashton Kutcher divorce, TV dinners, and an annoying call from George Michael from WHAM. Sandblast momma's melon patch!!!!

PODCAST 352

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

More and more taxes, Car repairs, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Timer, dangerous animals. Fold and flap your furnace!!!

PODCAST 351

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Running, listener voice mails, animal attack, a celebrity sighting, Dr. Ascot, and a special announcement. Twist your twinkle toes!!!!

PODCAST 350

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

It's the Thanksgiving Day Special Podcast. It's all about turkey day, including the Harland Highway 59th annual Thanksgiving day parade. Have a great one!!!

PODCAST 349

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Trouble at a protest, octopi, weather people, Harland goes into Occupy Wall Street march, fake lady lumps. Clang my boomerang!!!

PODCAST 348

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Stupid consumer purchases, a call to Dildo, Canada. Road hoggers, babies in the tummy, phone message menu, killing my cell phone. Bunk bed banana blisters!!!

PODCAST 347

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Listener Mailbag, scarecrows, fat solutions, residue food, Gatorade. What a wonderful walnut fest!!!

PODCAST 346

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Tanning salon fiasco, the Michael Jackson verdict, plane tires, the Honey Badger guy. WOOOOOOOONNNNK!!!

PODCAST 345

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Ramp snobs, voicemails, the life of cows, security protection, and Dr. Ascot!. Scrape my tiny teeth!!!

PODCAST 344

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

TV shows I've seen, sleep problems, voicemails, smokers, and Timmy sings some campfire songs. Plumb flavored rump balls!!

PODCAST 343

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Fingernails, Halloween scares, kids and God, calling the zoo, leading men who yell in movies. Bundle up my brumblebushes!!

PODCAST 342

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:00:00 +0000

What's with Greece? Being scared, fake boobies, a cal from Christopher Walken, the fall of the system, mac and cheese. Super puffed wonder duffs!

PODCAST 341

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Special guest, actor, comedian, Justin Ian Daniels drops by the Highway for a visit. Gooey, lemony, fun!!

PODCAST 340

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Lost in the corn, warewolfs, Yoda upgrade, romantic letters, American freedom and the Wall Street occupiers. Blasts of minty mongo meat!!

PODCAST 339 - HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

It's the scary Halloween Special with Dead Julia Childs, my adventure in a graveyard, scary Halloween poems, and a scary visit with Dr. Ascot. BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO yaaayyy BOOOOOOOO!!!!

PODCAST 338

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

I am mad at my face, listener phone messages, flamingos, Senior Fuentes, students,tennis. Land ahoy garlic face!!!

PODCAST 337

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Reading with Braile, solids, liquids, and gas, home repairs, a new trick with my phone, body fluids, movie talk. Gaggle my geese!!!

PODCAST 336

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Keeping warm, Baby wipes, Air fresheners, listener celebrity impressions, The Walking Dead TV show. Snorkle your slippers off!!

PODCAST 335

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

New foxy hairdoo, learning to relax, learning to work, listener voice mails. Bless my Cabbage Patch Dolls!

PODCAST 334

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Eating and talking at the same time, a new language, Senior Fuentes, Seat belt mystery, fake owls, and, are you being good?? Bless my bacteria stains!!!

PODCAST 333

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

A police story, twitchy legs, Dr. Ascot, building miracle, the color of our skin. Twisty twirly twizzle sticks!!!

PODCAST 332

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Steve Jobs founder of Apple R.I.P. Listener voice mails, Googled. Sweet martian fudge feast!!

PODCAST 331

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Car speakers are too loud, an interview with Angelina Jolie, the lost art of whistling, are you a good lay? And, a visit to Chinatown. Snap my snow peas!!!

PODCAST 330

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

The art of insults, new zoos, are you boring? death at the airshow, Krinky McKringles. Sweater over sweater!!!

PODCAST 329

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Is taxing the rich right? Is it fair? Computer codes, and actress/model Amber Rachelle Coyle drops in for more triple X talks. Lemon my lemon juice!!

PODCAST 328

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:00:00 +0000

The letter 'S', Eskimo sled teams, listener voice mail, George Michael promotes new charity. Bless my blisters, misters!!

PODCAST 327

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

The crusafix, comedian Kathleen Madigan, termite control, Dr. Ascot, listener voicemails, the use of capital LETTERS. Smash my wash board!

PODCAST 326

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

People who snoop, death of Mcdonalds, what has happened to men? scared stiff, and George Michael calls in drunk from England. Pork and bean butterfly soup!!

PODCAST 325

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Deer in the yard, grocery store stalker, German story, celebrity races, impressions, food crashes, women eaters. Slurp a sack of cashews!!

PODCAST 324

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Bug invasions, a visit from Dead Julia Childs, speaker phones, trophies, gender shopping, cooked meats, and quick tips. Bless your burnt nostril flares!

PODCAST 323

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Comedian Justin Ian Daniels drops by for more merriment and madness. Today we talk about sex, food, and stepping in it, and of course The Harland Highway Quiz. Boil your brown socks!!!!

PODCAST 322

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Pickup truck magic, Charlie Lee tries out a new dish on Harland, Russia takes over the north pole, quick tips, bi-polar discussion, and Harland promo's his new Disney movie

PODCAST 321

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Silent farts, celebrity races, man hands and kooky calves, Quick tips, and Dr. Ascot. Grind your duck pond!!!

PODCAST 320

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Today it's listener MAIL BAG, where I read and respond to all your letters to the Harland Highway. Sweet carbon dated crab cakes!!!

PODCAST 319

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

A visit from special guest Mellisa Villasenor, an incredible impressionist from this years America's Got Talent show on NBC. Hear about the show as well as a bunch of her incredible impersonations. Holy pie slap!!

PODCAST 318

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Getting snagged, windshield sprayers, quick tips, voice-mails, recalled cars, a call from George Michael from WHAM. Pull my purple potato!!

PODCAST 317

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Ugly kids vs pretty kids, female deoderant, movie talkers, quick tips, drive thru's, mannequins, and god forbid, Cinnamon Boy! Bake my crunch cake!!!

PODCAST 316

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Today I discuss zit creams, speech impediments, sewer lids, pizza slices, bees and cell phones, and a stoner calls the hotline. Bless my boiled bean sprouts!!

PODCAST 315

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Heavy groceries, Harland gets Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher, Migrane headache relief, and Dr. Ascot. Wibble my wobbly wingle woggles!

PODCAST 314

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Special guest, my friend Amber drops by and we discuss the world of women, sex, and relationships. Hold onto your hair doo this one gets wild! Hooooooooonkkkk!!

PODCAST 313

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Too old for dolls, Summer letters, mouth to mouth, Hurricane Irene, microphones, lunch with God. Slap my sandwich up!!!

PODCAST 312

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Comedian Justin Ian Daniels drops by for a visit! Crinkle my crackle!!

PODCAST 311

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Thick eye glasses, running not driving, the Goober Goblin, PMSing, I saw a nude guy, a special visitor comes to the studio, sex sensors. Fire up my staircase!!!!!

PODCAST 310

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Concert tickets, Singer George Michael calls in, pillows, humans are evolving, home surprises, beer samples. Galvonize my alvonize!!!

PODCAST 309

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Muscle women, drug sniffing dogs, mystery music, Michael Jackson drops by, getting a spanking, clever thief, tickets from cops. Sour cream and potato face!!!

PODCAST 308

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

A surprise guest visits the studio, technology comfort, a long listener voice mail is discussed. Berries with cream M'lady??

PODCAST 307

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Speaking lessons, homeless greed, folding, fake boobs and new bras, Chin Ho from 5-O, The Cock the Ass and the Pussy. Wally wally Washington!!!

PODCAST 306

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Alarm clock birds, quick tips, Senior Fuentes, podcast gimmick, email liars, Dr. Ascot. Twinkle my tonsil hairs!!!

PODCAST 305

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Ice scream we all scream for ice cream, a very scary movie villain, NASA explores the sun, brushing teeth tip, my dinner with some Hollywood big wigs. Corny coco crunch!!!

PODCAST 304

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Snoring problems, getting a massage, odd things in stores, a new blow up doll, and a live interview with WHAM frontman George Michael. Holy crumpet critters!!!

PODCAST 302

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Harland goes on vacation, special thank you, hair gel, and a very special baby is born and it stinks. Blunderful is the same as wonderful!!!

PODCAST 301

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Songs that bring back memories, the end of an era, James T. Kirk, and Dr. Ascot. Ring jing a chicken wing!!!

PODCAST 300

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Can u believe it? 300 podcasts!!! On this one a visit to my boss Mr. Featherstone, a chat about lesbian koala's, Charlie Lee helps us celebrate 300 episodes, and do we all hate shopping carts or what? Here's to 300 more!!

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Mon, 25 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Pet funerals, stuff in your eye, Angelina adopts, adult kids, pink eye. Just butter it!!!!

PODCAST 298

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Double sinks, a little poem for you, jamming rock tune, jumbo jet fever! Brussle my tussle!!!

PODCAST 297

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Curious George reading, "to die for", drunk street sweep, the fat internet, HOTTY alert, Bill Gates and his money, slow asses at the check out line. Billy has blister lips!!

PODCAST 296

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Beef Jerky, food guilt, the state of murder in the USA, marshmallows, things our dad's make us do, BBQ Eddy. Laser eye surgery my nostril!!!

PODCAST 295

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Murder! Too many cooks in the kitchen, words, manuels, BBQ Eddy, trucks with balls, Dr. Ascot. Cork my corkscrew!!!

PODCAST 294

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

You are a bitch, listener mail bag, cinnamon boy, bbq Eddie. Slurp your salt water tinsel teeth!!!

PODCAST 293

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Sea turtles and extinction, alarms, In god we trust, big ears, the pyramid mystery, the dollar bill. Whip my whelpie!!!

PODCAST 292

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

What would Jesus do, stop selling me sexy, hot sauces and hot foods, woodpeckers, sunglasses. Mumbly wumbly marmalade meat!!

PODCAST 291

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

A summer music festival, hi fi wiring, interview with actor Tom Green, who's got my money? A golden oldie (song). Mushy mump lumps!!

PODCAST 290 4th of July

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

It's all about America on this podcast, yaaayyyyyyyyyyy! And the Johnny Rockets red glaaaareeeeeee!!!

PODCAST 289

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Parking rage,Hitler, lost keys, new iPhones, farts, America is stupid, and Dr. Ascot. Sugar lumps and dingle buns!!

PODCAST 288

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Celebrity sighting, death defying moments, traffic, cockroaches. Lord love an onion bun!!!

PODCAST 287

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Coins and collectors, the world of art, hockey depression, wild sex story, the Grand Canyon, listener phone messages. Wrinkle my tinkle!!!

PODCAST 286

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Special guest, comedian and actor Justin Schlagle. Bittersweet bunk cake!!

PODCAST 285

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Old skateboarders, Houdini and the world of magic, funny faces, ear lobe exploration, crazy sex story. Rumple my stilksens!!

PODCAST 284

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

A special musical guest today, my cousin from the Barenaked Ladies, Kevin Hearn. Sweet glorious onion melts!!

PODCAST 283

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Female terrorists, chocolate diet, cell phone loud mouths, Dr. Ascot, fast food horror, raunchy sex story, dangerous jobs. Buffalo snot meat!!!

PODCAST 282

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Strange driving hazards, you're grounded, Starbucks, coffee, hobbies, Shaving hazards, Apple products. Lumpy lemon lump cakes!!!

PODCAST 281

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Special guest Sean Tweedley drops in for chuckles and stories. Swing it wide sister!!!

PODCAST 280

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Gross out commercials, dog rescues, tip on flying, horror movie the Omen, Seafood fiasco, and an annoying visitor to the studio. Swirl my lima beans!!!

PODCAST 279

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Sex capade story, tall people and short people, listener mail bag, weather man complaints. It Chinese fun time boys and girls!!!

PODCAST 278

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Naughty sex story, showering, long winded story tellers, garage doors, artistic purity, helpful tip. Bing bang BOOM baby!!

PODCAST 277

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Spring allergies, my new hero, crazy sex story, Dr. Ascot, the nutty thing about squirrels. Scooooooorrrrrrccch!!!

PODCAST 276

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 16:00:00 +0000

An interview with special guest Michael Rosenbaum from Smallville and Sorority Boys. Sweet Maple gravy!!!!

PODCAST 275

Mon, 30 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

The mystery hair, sad guitar players, hardwood floor fever, Senior Fuentes, garbage piles, pet love, a helpful tip from Harland. Gargle you gibble bits!!

PODCAST 274

Fri, 27 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Helping too much, seat belts on planes, full moon fever, 1st class seating, indie films, Dancing with the Celebrities. Wagon train tinkle hairs!!!

PODCAST 273

Wed, 25 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Feng Shway, Magnet drivers, Timmy and his campfire songs, nap time, and trouble in phone sex land. Tharrrrr she blowwwwwwssss!!

PODCAST 272

Mon, 23 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Jenny Craig hoax, small people, police training, Timmy and his campfire songs, Harland for president, and Harland reads a poem. Twinkldy dinkldy dee!!!

PODCAST 271

Fri, 20 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Evolving monkeys, dog sex, UFC cage fighter Chuck Liddell, career shelf life, Dr. Ascot. Pull my purple pogo stick!!!

PODCAST 270

Wed, 18 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Big, beefy mystery, Justin Shclagel interview concluded including the Harland Highway animal quiz. Moo quack meoww and woofffy!!

PODCAST 269

Mon, 16 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Cindy Crawford chronicles, role playing, internet fights, a mystery guest visits the studio, compact car parking, garlic lovers. Swampy sweet grasses indeed!!!

PODCAST 268

Fri, 13 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Lady GaGa is ga ga, dinosaur sounds, KFC with something new, the birds and the bees, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Slap your slippers silly!!

PODCAST 267

Wed, 11 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

An interview with Highway favorite Justin Shclegel. Momma get the ballpark franks!!!

PODCAST 266

Mon, 09 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Don't fear the reaper, public safety message, the color green, paper cuts, romantic letters by Samuel E. Quoke, addicted to email. Burn baby buuuurrrrrrnnnnn!!!!

PODCAST 265

Fri, 06 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

The back seat hump, Osama is DEAD, a listener apology from Harland, and Dr. Ascot. Cider, cinders, and Sunday's!!!

PODCAST 264

Wed, 04 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

My final interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick. Sweet Scuttlebutt lodge!!

PODCAST 263

Mon, 02 May 2011 16:00:00 +0000

My new hero, energy drinking, Senior Fuentes, interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick, Harland sings with the Cousins. Slurp a purple Slurpee!

PODCAST 262

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Babies at the movies, bugs and lights, interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick, a sad bird story. Fluffy flutty nutty's!!!

PODCAST 261

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Cell phones kill, interview with comedian/actor Andy Dick, trucks on fire, road runners. Born to be krinkled!!!

PODCAST 260

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Hairy girlfriends, romantic summer letters, summer love, poetry, interview with actor comedian Andy Dick. Slap your sugar loaf!!!

PODCAST 259

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Fatties at the gym, A celebrity guest drops by the studio for a chat, tax the rich, Dr. Ascot. Fold my sheet face!!!

PODCAST 258

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

People who whisper, going underground, Angelina Jolie visit, Football drive thru, Cap'n Kirk invades the studio, BBQ Eddy, and the listner mail bag. Grab a scab dab!!!!

PODCAST 257

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

President Obama wants the rich to pay more, BBQ Eddy, are you into yoga? golf nerds, accused of being high. Twirly wirly twist ties!!!

PODCAST 256

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

I'm going to play a dirty mind trick on you today, big birds in the sky, watching too much TV, BBQ Eddie, racism. Salad tong my falad flong!!!

PODCAST 255

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

New inventions, BBQ Eddy, Whale burgers, zoo sex tours, Celebrity Races, dog sex, swear word compliments. Curl up my bobby socks!!!

PODCAST 254

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

5 star dining, talking urinals, Sinkholes and potholes, BBQ Eddy, infomercial stupidity. Creamy crab soup sauce!!!!

PODCAST 253

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Plumbers, parking your car and tickets, listener voice mail, Dr. Ascot, breaking down "It Sucks", and BBQ Eddy is back for BBQ season.

PODCAST 252

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Hunting vs Groceries, red tailed hawk hunt, how to be cool, Celebrity Races, and gophers. Stack a sandbag on my Flowbee!!

PODCAST 251 - NICK THUNE

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

My very special guest today is comedian NICK THUNE, love this guy. We'll be discussing life, animal attacks, Viagra, therapy, and of course participating in the Harland Highway nature quiz. Enjoy!!

PODCAST 250

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 16:00:00 +0000

McDonald's Big Mac, budding in line, how annoying is Sponge Bob? Senior Fuentes, truckers and trucker songs. Cabbage smells like lettuce!!

PODCAST 249

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Spilling stuff, furs and guns, phone sex, frozen yogurt, and celebrity races. Merciful mongo meats!!!

PODCAST 248

Mon, 28 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Monday blues, phone messages, tuxedos, an annoying guest drops by, shopping at the 99 cent store, paparazzi. Buttered walnuts anyone??

PODCAST 247

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Violence and rage, listeners call in and sing to the Harland Highway, the disaster in Japan, weekend snoozers, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Honey soak my sister teeth!!!

PODCAST 246

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000

The succulent smells of sex, swearing and cussing, the art of telling jokes, and how much jewelry do you wear!!! Slap my deep fryer silly!!!

PODCAST 245

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Going out for dinner with a group, Senior Fuentes, gardening, Charlie Lee wants on American Idol, crappy cell phone service. Wham bham thank you Spam!!

PODCAST 244

Fri, 18 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Strange pizza, Senior Fuentes, Harland reads a poem, secrets in the men's room, scary new computers. Flip my furry flapjack!!!!

PODCAST 243

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000

St. Patrick's Day with visits from Kringee McKringles the Irish leprechaun, 80's roller rink flashback, V.I.P. sections, hairy armpits, a drunk Irish song, and bed bugs. Wash my water buffalo!!!!

PODCAST 242

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Special guest Tom Green, new shoes, stupid 911 and 411 calls, Cinnamon Boy, the art of eating seeds, caller request line. Watery winged vunder yah yah!!!

PODCAST 241

Fri, 11 Mar 2011 17:00:00 +0000

St. Patty's day leprechaun drops in, the Charlie Sheen fiasco, listener voice mail, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Burn my sisters gum line!!!!

PODCAST 240

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Donuts, VIZ Magazine Brit humor, A visit from Chin Ho Hawaii 5-0, listener voice mails, outdoor gals, rubber sidewalks. Crab bake oyster farts!!

PODCAST 239 - Guest BRIAN PALERMO

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:00:00 +0000

My funny and insightful actor, improv, friend Brian Palermo drops by for interesting topics, some improv fun and of course the Harland Highway animal quiz!

PODCAST 238

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Stupid phone greetings, British humor, need more information please, exciting celebrity sightings, check out lines at the grocery store. Sizzling stink wax!!

PODCAST 237

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Harland the law breaker, invitations to space aliens, filing for chapter 11, tazer guns, voice mails, Senior Feuntes, radio madness. Fold my paper face!!

PODCAST 236

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Viz Magazine, computer love, Celebrity races, the speed of a sneeze. Flap my greasy mud flaps!!

PODCAST 235

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone, lottery winners, wireless stuff, Taxi's, Dr. Ascot, live satellite feed to Egypt. Blueberry face warts!!!

PODCAST 234

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Charity event, UFO's, taggers, nude sunbathing with Jenifer Aniston, shooting horses, freedom in Egypt. Suckle my Knuckle!!

PODCAST 233

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Old and fat security guards, YouTube and the YouTube game, weapons for sale, Iran gets the bomb. Polly wolly doodle all the day.

PODCAST 232

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Wind power, Uranus, world record holders, Dr. Ascot, Canadian singing voices, cock fights. Lightly boiled light bulb coils!!!

PODCAST 231

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Blind people and seeing eye critters, Julia Childs cooking lesson, guys try to cook, a visit from Hawaiian law enforcement, strange discoveries, and the human race. Wobbly bobbly socks!!!

PODCAST 230

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Babies, scented things, Phone in's, let's read a poem, and the miracle of birth. Blustery balooga buns!!

PODCAST 229 - VALENTINES SHOW

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Yes lovers, it's the Valentines show. Today we talk all about love and have guests and read mushy letters and take your phone calls and love, love, love, baby!!! Turtle egg delights!!

PODCAST 228

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Internet shut down, gay rainbows, a phone call to my son, boiled eggs, Valentine Day suggestions, special teams, sexual positions. Backwoods bungie candy!!

PODCAST 227 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL DROPS IN

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

My hilarious comedian buddy Justin Schlegel drops by for another fun filled romp down the Highway! Burnt toast hairs!

PODCAST 226

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Parental attachment, jobs we refuse to do, a call to my son, comedian Sean Tweedley, Superbowl commercials, crazy phone calls, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Prune my pickled plumb sauce!!

PODCAST 225

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 17:00:00 +0000

What do you believe in? Riding on the bus, comedian Sean Tweedley, and yes, Valentines Day is coming. Sweet tears of tangerine love!!

PODCAST 224

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Baby pandas, dinosaur extinctions and dragons, listener mail, hunting gone awry. Silly sandals slurping seaweed!!

PODCAST 223

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Dangerous texting, American Idol stuff, Dr. Ascot, and the NEW Noah's Ark. Tumbling light bulb meat!!!

PODCAST 222

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Scary new computer, Half Baked movie clip, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, Shark fin letters, people who talk too much, strange visotor to the studio. Black and blue red purples!!!

PODCAST 221

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Listener mail, cruise ships, award shows, zebra hunting, celebrity karaoke. Swollen blueberry buns!!

PODCAST 220

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Gum chewing, strange habits, comedian Gene Pompa drops by, and the ever annoying Dr. Ascot. Friday Night fun bags!!

PODCAST 219

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Raquetball, comedian Gene Pompa, Shark finning, lotteries, sad funeral news. Buttery butter buns!!

PODCAST 218

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Toenails and finger nails, Comedian Gene Pompa, voice mail, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, cash bonuses, cat allergies, wedding fat, and romantic night sounds. Tremble my tangerines!!!!

PODCAST 217

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Micro mites, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, bugs, football and tennis, and Dr. Ascot. BBQ my toadstools!!

PODCAST 216

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Decorating, sleep overs, finances, comedian Sean Tweedley, sleeping in, Harland goes to a basketball game. Tweet my turnip!!!

PODCAST 215

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Pulp, American Idol freaks, book stores, driving distractions, Comedian Sean Tweedley, bad at math, timing. Eat my front lawn!!

PODCAST 214

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Voice mail, pregnant men, comedian Sean Tweedley, airport pat down, hair and baldness, Dr. Ascot. Aluminum monkey warts!!!

PODCAST 213

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Queens and kings, football rules, bull riding, home security, cows in the snow, charities, wrong numbers. Big balls of bo-bo bingles.

PODCAST 212

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Cheaters, corn dogs, body clocks, working out in the new year, sexy beds, pop up ads. Twiddly diddly dee!!

PODCAST 211 - NEW YEAR

Fri, 31 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

This is the new years eve show - listen in as I mingle at the new years party with all the cast and crew from the Harland Highway. And Happy New Year too!!

PODCAST 210

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

The ozone layer, planning for the new year, Celebrity Races, cheese, sports rules.

PODCAST 209

Mon, 27 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

A casual chit chat with an old friend. Sizzle my hot Tonka truck!

PODCAST 208

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

VHS tapes, Christmas carols, news stories and how they're told, Celebrity races. Sweet chicken cheese fries!! Merry Christmas everybody!!

PODCAST 207

Wed, 22 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

The doctor's office, Celebrity races, windows, toilet paper, and Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Butterscotch brumble breads!!!

PODCAST 206 XMAS PARADE

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Yes today is the day, it's the 72nd annual Harland Highway Christmas Parade. Hope you enjoy the festivities and Merry Christmas!! Sugar plumb dingle buns!

PODCAST 205

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Listener voice mails, dirty cars, movie snacks, Senior Feuntes, sneezing, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Bundles of biggles!!!

PODCAST 204

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Dr. Debbie Thimer (Life Coach), new coffins, book readers, Christmas guests, Fight Night final round. Scottish Olive oil faces!!!

PODCAST 203

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Positive people, Cameras, Dr. Ascot, putting up Xmas lights, and listener voice mail request. Blubbery balls of blongo meat!!

PODCAST 202

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Fist pounding, celebrity Xmas carols, violent theme parks, celebrity races, catching the flu, bullies. Pardon my garden!!

PODCAST 201

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Credit card swipes, accents, voice mail, bacon, tractors, and a visit from a zoo keeper. Lovely lump meat!!

PODCAST 200

Mon, 06 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Hallelujah, it's Podcast number 200. Today we celebrate this milestone and also talk about man kissing, airline security, and cell phones. Eat a bag of party poppers kids!!

PODCAST 199

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Strange news story, your face, work out people, horrible publicity stunt, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Tuna ass face sandwiches!!

PODCAST 198

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Osama in hiding, voicemails, drying off, interview with IHOP waiter, armed soldiers, and Timmy the campfire kid. Curl my frenchfries!!!

PODCAST 197

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Chocolate, Celebrity races, gay test, action figures, DNA, and Timmy campfire songs. Slap a starfish!!

PODCAST 196

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Voice mail, a twisted police report, dirty cell phones, smelly smokers, the car wash, and lastly Dr. Ascot. Bundles of burnt bongo drums!!

PODCAST 195 - THANKSGIVING SPECIAL

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

It's our annual Thanksgiving day parade hosted by John Waters and John Starter - Have fun, and be sure to give thanks for your face!

PODCAST 194

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

A lecture from a comedian, listener voice mail where sex injury's are revealed, and then, there's trouble brewing on the Harland Highway, the future of the show hangs in the balance.

PODCAST 193

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Saying hello's, bumble bee prank, counterfeit money, voice mail, clothes shopping, dangerous sex. Bless my bacteria scabs!!

PODCAST 192

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Dangerous nature story, airport terminals, celebrity races, hiccup girl, UFO phone call, Strange fire rescue. Sizzle my walnut oil!!

PODCAST 191

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

New fangled billboards, street lights, celebrity races, Harland sings a lovely love song, Timmy the campfire song kid. Peel my shrimp and call me Mongo!!!

PODCAST 190

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

New words, publicity stunt, ugly politicians, infomercials, Harry Potter, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Mingle my mangle!!!

PODCAST 189

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Kissing, dog surgery, ladies night, birthday news, voicemails, and Timmy King campfire songs. Peel my pork chops!!

PODCAST 188

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

My birthday, teen heart throbs, voice mails, crows, car batteries, girl farts, mammoths. Pass the onion butter kids!

PODCAST 187

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Family, grocery store baggers, BBQ Eddy, A visit from my cousin Kevin, loser friends, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Sun dried fudge meat!!

PODCAST 186

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Strange kissing, Are you a track star? Sports screamers, smokers dying, news teasers, campfire songs, baseball caps. Windy water wipeouts!!!

PODCAST 185

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Robins, earth worms, hot dogs, virgins, helicopter traffic reports, big announcement. Peel my fish scales!!!

PODCAST 184 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Fri, 29 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Full of horrifying special guests. You wont sleep well after this one! AROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

PODCAST 183

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Bottle returns, guest comedian, helmets, Google cars, Russian roulette, butter, running of the ....???? Whacky Tabaccckkky sauce!!!!

PODCAST 182

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Interview with my cousin Kevin, polls and pollsters, Russian roulette, call waiting, Halloween treats, Senior Fuentes, Quick tips, nicknames. Sweet tiddly winkles!!

PODCAST 181

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

BBQ Eddy, more owl stuff, lawsuits, no, Dr. Ascot hate voicemail, and then of course, Dr. Ascot. Silver slumber dogs!

PODCAST 180

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Eating at the movies, eyebrows, charity issues, voicemail, old technology, romantic letters, organic food. Squeeze my pinch face!!

PODCAST 179

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Russian roulette, chicks and Halloween, I can fly, close but no cigar, voice mail for cheaters, Senior Fuentes. Moo moo moo went the cow!

PODCAST 178

Fri, 15 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Cool movie dudes, street names, listener voice mails, rattlesnakes and cowboys, Cinnamon Boy, and Dr. Ascot. Sweet Apple chowder pie!!!

PODCAST 177

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

The finger, snack bar rip off's, Senior Fuentes, Outdoor kids, technology, nude chores, BBQ Eddy. Swimming salmon steaks matey's!!!

PODCAST 176

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Russian roulette, politics and money, mission to mars, Space visitor to studio, valet parking, bad car commercials, the question of the day. Slap my tuna melt!!

PODCAST 175

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Cold sores, wisdom from the homeless, people watching, best friends, strange bear attacks, Dr. Ascot. Twist my slippers!

PODCAST 174

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Trust, CSI, Shoe store time, Romantic letters, butterflies, listener voice mails. Holy Tuba player Batman!!!

PODCAST 173

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Sea creatures, Laughing at AIDS, Curious George, Life on earth, Rosa Louisa drops by. Corny cheese sauce!

PODCAST 172

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Dog diets, kicking dogs, listener voice mails, and Dr. Ascot. Sweet gurgling rain water juices!!

PODCAST 171

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

U.S. citizenship, airport golf carts, Death Valley, Senior Fuentes, Rule of law, and phone messages. Gargle your bargle!

PODCAST 170

Mon, 27 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Amazing facts you didn't know, Dead Julia Childs, ghosts, street names, angel wings, and yes, Cinnamon Boy. Sweet mother of meatloaf!

PODCAST 169

Fri, 24 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Good God, I forget what's on this one - oh well, just have faith, dive in and enjoy a mystery grab bag of Harland Highway fun! HA HA...

PODCAST 168

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Waiters, girl secrets, sea creatures, air safety, and phone messages. Gulp, I swallowed a tasty podcast!!

PODCAST 167

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

How to tip, strange sounds, garage sale madness, old trucks, deja vu, owls, and info on my new indie movie Fudgy Wudgy Fudge Face! Blast off Billy Boy!

PODCAST 166

Fri, 17 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

This episode I sit down and have some great laughs with my friend Deven Green. Lots of fun stories, sweetsies, and even some singing too. Holy broiled butter sauce!

PODCAST 165

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Texting at the wheel, eating habits, a visit from Cinnamon Boy, politician support, logo's, and Rosa Louisa the cleaning lady.

PODCAST 164

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

My hilarious buddy Justin Schlegel drops in again for more hijinx and dindydandy's! What a knuckle sadwich treat!

PODCAST 164 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Yes, my special guest is back, comedian Justin Schlegel. A fun filled interview including the Harland Highway animal quiz!! Sideribs and wide faces!

PODCAST 163

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Morning show rockers, outboard motors, Dr. Ascot, Animal destruction, and a visit from Rosa Louisa the cleaning lady. Burn my toast and call me Sally!

PODCAST 162

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Tiger Woods divorce, the names of the United States, special drop ins from a hard rocker and the cleaning staff, and what's happening to the porno industry? Sweltering thumbtack sauce!!

PODCAST 161

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Special guest Singer/songwriter Sterling Mire from her band Darlings of the Day! Lucious Melba toast!

PODCAST 160.mp3

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Serious stuff and fingernails too - sweeeet honey mustard cornbread!

PODCAST 159

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

A collection of silly Willy topics in today's fun time grab bag! Have fun kiddies!

PODCAST 158 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

My very funny comedian friend Justin Schlegel is today's guest where we talk about many important and silly things. Be sure to put your face brace on for this one! Sweet mango chutney!

PODCAST 157

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Cell phone loss, roller coasters, seat belt dangers, Olio, the ice cream guy, and talk about an 80's rock ledgend. Get the crab meat Billy!!

PODCAST 156

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Big, fat balloons, people who work at night, celebrity endorsements, and yes, hair coloring. Sufferin' succotash shorts!

PODCAST 155 - ORNY ADAMS

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

My special guest is a very funny comedian, Mr. Orny Adams, what a delightful treat indeed! Heavenly clam chowder delights!

PODCAST 154

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

The Ice Cream man, drive thru regrets, prisons, comas, A scaaarrryy horror story, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Blobs of blob meat!!

PODCAST 153

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

SPECIAL GUEST comedian Greg Fitzsimmons, facial expressions, Senior Fuentes, ceiling stains. Pass the pine nuts on the left hand side!

PODCAST 152

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Too many survivor shows, air bags and seat belts, Harley Davidson noise and other motorcycle things. Cabbage wabbage!

PODCAST 151

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Interview with cast of big Hollywood movie, What happened to Tom Cruze? Voicemails, and Dr. Ascot. Twirl my turnip sauce!!

PODCAST 150

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

The BIG question? Pee in the pool and crazy toilet seats, a visit from the local ice cream man. Buttery butter buns!!

PODCAST 149 Justin Schlegel

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

My very special guest today is Justin Schlegel, a VERY funny comedian who is starting to blow up in the world of stand up comedy. Saggy sagebrush licorice!!

PODCAST 148

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

UFO's, Charles Manson, the metric system, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Lumbering lumber yards!

PODCAST 147

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Baseball, falling asleep at work, phone numbers, outer space stuff. Houston we have a garlic bud!!!

PODACAST 146

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Soccer blows, going to the dentist, caught in the act. Blundering blumber balls!!!

PODCAST 145

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Donuts, truckers, gummy sidewalks, students and stickers, and Dr. Ascot. Twirly twinkly twiddleflies!!

PODCAST 144

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

50/50, sleepwalking, ass pepper, nitrus gas, and when people change. Son of a sandpiper!!

podcast 143

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Manatee's, Getting old, Cinnamon boy, Old Faithful and PMS. Clam baked Brisquit!!

PODCAST 142

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Old technology, Sea monsters, Mother Mary, Confession, and Dr. Ascot. Trembling termite teeth!!

PODCAST 141

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Listeners letters from the Harland Highway mailbag, train accidents, the human body, cops and criminals. Tender sapling tips!!

PODCAST 140

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Street lights, 867 - 5309, must see lists, brains, gas stations. Finely shaved sun block!!

PODCAST 139

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Seatbelts, road trips, Mt. Rushmore, lightning, Ice cream parlors, gas prices, and Dr. Ascot. Watery wonder wheels!!

PODCAST 138

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Eggs, Elephant Man, leg hair, Harleys, and flat tires. Mumbo freaking jumbo!!

PODCAST 137

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Urban myths, Street lingo, customized pets, driving in the blind spot, honking the horn, hand writing madness. Butterscotch toenail sauce!!

PODCAST 136

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Smoking, BBQ Eddy, Whiney rules, kids on planes, fast food, and Dr. Ascot. Merciful Mongo Meat!!!

PODCAST 135

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Diets, celebrity races, BBQ Eddy, bikinis, stamps, strange sports. Lumley lulb lunks!!

PODCAST 134

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

New condoms, whack jobs, music lessons, romantic letters, pack rats, and the spring floods. LOvely luder bars!!

PODCAST 133

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Hair conditioner, baseball, Dr. Ascot, doormats. Garlicy sweet McSnuffins!!

PODCAST 132

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Pacemakers and fake body parts, BBQ eddy, pool toys, blow jobs and cockblocking, Senior Fuentes! Tingly tangly tangerines!!

PODCAST 130

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Special invite for Harland, spiders, tv remotes, bad kids, Senior Fuentes, and Celebrity Races. Timbly wimbly gimbly!

PODCAST 129

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Butter, fashion and clothing, gray hair, men's nipples, and the ever so annoying Dr. Ascot. Twiddly diddly dee!!

PODCAST 128

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Tantalizing tid bits of twizzle sticks!!

PODCAST 127

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

The oil spill, sno-cones, Senior Fuentes, Government secrets, insurance. Poppin poppy seed cake!!

PODCAST 126

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Tornadoes, Africa, Stretching, and something we all need, good manners. Somebody tell Paul Mcartney. Thundering walnut sauce!!

PODCAST 125

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Old folks discounts, BBQ Eddy, Celebrity Races, bad backs, dust, change and coins, prom night, and toenails. Porky the pudgy Princess!!

PODCAST 124

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Let's talk about your pee and pizza. Also BBQ Eddy, Senior Fuentes, household cleanser, and letters from you as we dip into the listener Mail Bag. Slumberin slug lips!

PODCAST 122

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Critters in your house, celebrity races, taxi drivers, bbq's, Eddy likes to party. Yum buns.

PODCAST 121

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

The national anthem, Senior Fuentes, outside the box, socks. Holy fluff a nut!

PODCAST 120

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Silly fun bags.

PODCAST 119

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Hurricanes, funerals, hugging, Eddy the bbq king, celebrity races. Sweet bean soup!

PODCAST 118

Mon, 31 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Tasty fun time treats and Dr. Ascot

Podcast 117

Fri, 28 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Blood, Gender issues, Wills and dying, Dating, Dr. Ascot! Clam Bake Tuesday!

Podcast 116 - Brian Palermo 2

Wed, 26 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

My buddy Brian Palermo drops by for chats about life, love and fun! WHAT A CHEESE TREAT!

Podcast 115

Mon, 24 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Lawn care, Senior Fuentes, indoor plants, breaking records, CEO's, and food! Happy bell pepper sauce!

Podcast 114

Fri, 21 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Romance and bad boys, Hooters, Smoking, and Dr. Ascot. Mumbly marble meat!

Podcast 113

Wed, 19 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Keith Richards from Rolling Stones, Overpopulation, peeling beer labels, hockey fights. Nitrus on a nightride Billy!!

Podcast 112

Mon, 17 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Special guest Brian Palermo, we talk about love, life, animals, and even do a little Improv together! Swwet funny fun bunch!

Testing from New Podcast Host

Mon, 17 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

This is just a test. We are in the process of switching to a new podcast hosting system and want to make sure the transition is as smooth as possible.

Podcast 111

Fri, 14 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Talk about toothpaste and other fun things - also Dr. Ascot! Bumbling blue bongo drums!

Podcast 110

Wed, 12 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Lack of sleep, illegal immigration discussion, languages. Tender strips of tender tiny beef!

Podcast 109

Mon, 10 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Debate over heaven or hell, Life Coach Debbie Timer, Water, manatees. Suds of buds and fun!

Podcast 108

Fri, 07 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Mothers day Podcast talking about all things Mother. A visit with Charlie Lee where we discuss his Mother's Day specials... oh, and it is Friday so a visit with Dr. Ascot too. Happy Mo Day Mom's!

Podcast 107

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

My encounter with 2nd man on the moon Buzz Aldrin. Space fluid fever!

Podcast 106

Mon, 03 May 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Snoring, baseball, pillow mints and snacking, eating, toothpicks. Merry milk shake sauce!

Podcast 105

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Museums, being a kid, tying ties, and of course... Dr. Ascot! Thundering fudge barnacles!!

Podcast 104

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

A visit from James T. Kirk, discipline in the USA, the bald eagle, organic foods, car navigation. Simple as a pimple!

Podcast 103

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Outdoor concerts, New inventions, A visit from an odd fellow, interview with my Cousin Kevin and talks about breakfast cereal. Tiddly diddly dee!

Podcast 102

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Celebrity races, My NEW movie, interview with Led Zepplin, song lyrics, hero's, and Dr. Ascot. Pudgy Blueberry bumblebuns!!

Podcast 101

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Girls unsexy shoes, dolphins, too much showering, ants and insect murders. Sweet deep fried dumpling sauce!

Podcast 100

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Podcast #100, Senior Fuentes, Leather jackets, guitar lessons, pot holes, baby illness. Forest fried funbags kids!!

Podcast 99

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Sex changes, prom season, visit from my cousin Kevin, and Dr. Ascots Friday therapy. Sweet unicorn droppings!

Podcast 98

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Dreams, friendships, Podcast haters, rainy days and romantic moments. Swirl your frozen yogurt!

Podcast 97

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Spring mating and winter fat, Workout gizmos, street names, The Masters golf tournament, The BEST sport debate. Sun burnt teeth!

Podcast 96

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Home repairs, Gingy the gingerbread man from Shrek, burps & boogers, Dr. Ascot. Sweet tangerine tummy tumblers!!

Podcast 95

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Using up ink cartridges, Celebrity races, How to rate actors, truck tires, how was your Easter. Cranberry crinkle corn everybody!!

Podcast 94

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Posing for pictures, WD-40, Death of a friend, shopping for clothes, Beer gut! Rest in peace Eric Tunney.

Podcast 93

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Easter special with a visit from the Easter Bunny. Modern cameras and cell phone relationships, and of course, Dr. Ascot. Holy wing wang sauce!

Podcast 92

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Troubles in the USA, Government secrets, Technology, and plane watching as a hobby! Trukasaurus meatyus!

Podcast 91 - Special guest Cat Von D.

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:00:00 +0000

SPECIAL GUEST tattoo artist Cat Von D. Also, nice people, Ex flames, laser eye surgery, and octopie. Enjoy the beef!

Podcast 90

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Dr. Ascot, melting snow, new cheeses, and pot smoking babies! Honkalicious!!

Podcast 89 - with Brian Palermo

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Me and my improv buddy Brian sit around and talk about life! Lunch bag it!

Podcast 88

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Life coach Dr. Debbie Timer, modern people, popping pills, joggers, and stupid sayings. Happy catfish fillets!

Podcast 87

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Handicap parking spots and drivers, comas and sleeping, TV distractions, and Dr. Ascot. Swelled up meat monkeys!

Podcast 86

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:00:00 +0000

St. Pattys Day, pilot season, speaking, news anchors, and a visit from two really annoying guests! Have a green one man!

Podcast 85

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:00:00 +0000

St. Patricks Day, leprechaun guest, Sex crime, Spring break, and driving frustrations. Slurp it nice!

Podcast 84

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Celebrity races, old man guest, Voice mails, lip reading and sign language, women with hair, and male figure skaters and Dr. Ascot. Chips ahoy Dr. Doolittle!!

Podcast 83

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Dealing with fat people, dog death and dog breath, human survival, and what if people had tails? Have fun caramel buns!

Podcast 82

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:00:00 +0000

A visit from someone in the sex trade, iPod hunger, fat pregnant mothers, and comedian Orny Adams drops by for a visit! Glorious sweet treats!

Podcast 81

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Cover your mouth, laughing, annoying driving and celebrity races. Have a fun stack of fiddlesticks!!

Podcast 80

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Today we get phone messages from stoners, we talk killer whale attacks, food and general bad eating habits. Put your bib on Nelly!

Podcast 79

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Yawning, laughing, driving, and Celebrity races! What a tasty tootsie roll!

Podcast 78

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Celebrity races, phone calls from listeners, a spiritual adviser drops in, and yes it's Friday and that means Dr. Ascot. Happy twinkle toes!

Podcast 77

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Cures for the body, the way the body works, stress relief, body piercings, and a visit from Police officer Chin-Ho from Hawaii 5-0. Swirling seaweed sauce!

Podcast 76

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Car add on's, Animals making sexy time in nature, your first time and how many times lifetime, and other sexy topics. Sweet mumbling mold monsters!

Podcast 75

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Cell phone habits, Reality show breasts, oragami classes, special in studio guest, and the ever annoying Dr. Ascot! Have fun crab pickers!

Podcast 74

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Teen Sex Specialist drops in, kids in the new century, the rules of eating out, the rules of Happy Birthday! Enjoy my little sand bunnies!

Podcast 73

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Today I do some cheesy love song singing for you, then we talk about falling in love, trust, and farts! What???

Podcast 72

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

It's the Valentines day show - let's talk about love and the special someone in your wife...I mean life!

Podcast 71

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Pre - Valentines day show. Suggestions for valentines from listeners, romantic letters, love vs technology, making out in cars, and Angelina Jolie drops by. Enjoy landlubbers!

Podcast 70

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Let's talk about SEX baby, as well as traveling and packing. Will be discussing the USA and security issues, also modern day celebs vs old school celebs. Have fun dingbat hunters!

Podcast 69

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Crank calls, whiney adults, global warming, sports, breakfast truama, celebrity races and Dr. Ascot. Sweet buttery marmalade!

Podcast 68

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Man reports a UFO, Hand shakes and your health, Space sex, and so much more. Holy hulllaballoo!!

Podcast 67

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Today we read listener mail, make crank calls, and an alod friend of the show drops by the studio. Heavenly wax balls!!

Podcast 66

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Today's pod, surround sound, phones at the movies, pick up lines, camel toe, celebrity races, eating out, and Dr. Ascot. It's a Wavy Davy boys and girls!

Podcast 65 - Guest Tom Green

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

My special guest today is Tom Green. Lot's of silly fun talking about romance and scary movies! Lord lavender and the lovely bunch!!

Podcast 64

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Freak shows, body jewelry,Pavlov's dog, Julia Childs cooking from the grave, and my NEW BOOK!!! Sweet termite meat!!

Podcast 63

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Today I cover Electric 'murder' cars, drive thru's, commercials, wookies, sleeping partners, and breakfast ceral. What a wonderment of wondermeat!! Enjoy!

Podcast 62 - Guest Dane Cook

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Today Comedian Dane Cook drops in for some giggles, also first date holdouts, Korean nukes, more celebrity races, and a real scary story that happened to me! Get the marshmallows kids, it's nut job time!

Podcast 61

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Today I talk about modern baby carriages, Karma, creepy celebrities, intimidating phone calls from the USA, and lastly celebrity races! It's gonna be a corgi dog thunder blast!!

Podcast 60

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Today I talk about the power of the USA, men in uniform, funny sayings, throwing things. Such a hot basket of curly fun!

Podcast 59

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Discuss the movie Avatar, dreams, chest hair, street cleaners, high heels, and Mr. Magoo drops by to recite some Jim Morrison poetry! Sweet caramel fudge stains!

Podcast 58

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Today I talk about ponytails, Credit card swipers, Whole Foods, and my buddy Dane Cook drops in. And lastly a haunting song sung by me about suicide...hmmmm strange ending to today's show indeed!!! Fun frolicks five!

Podcast 57

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Voice mails, liposuction, Freddy Kruger, global warming, my gardener Senior Fuentes, and of course a Friday visit with my shrink, Dr. Ascot. Slithering swamp sauce!!

Podcast 56 - Guest Tom Green

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Special guest Tom Green drops by for some spectacular conversations and adventures. Tom and I go on a safari into Sponge Bob Squarepants brown pants!!! sweet tropical tree rot!

Podcast 55

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Interview with man who had a CLOSE ENCOUNTER, roadside manners, illegal aliens, and a freckled face kid comes into the studio to sing for us! Sweet Korean corn bread!!

Podcast 54

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:00:00 +0000

1st show of 2010 we talk about sport clothing, landing strips (the female kind), funerals, and a visit with Charlie Lee to see how his new years went. Happy new ear!

Podcast 53

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

I'm talking about outsourcing in the USA, Romantic letters read by an expert, and Nerf Herder wrote an incredible Harland song. Jump on board and sing along fat ankles!!

Podcast 52

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Today we discuss security cameras, battery licking, dogs, and the evil things we do as kids. Scrump rumpdillyicious!! Enjoy!

The Christmas show and parade

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

What a treat. It's the annual Harland Highway Xmas parade as called by John & John in the announcers booth. What a freak show this one turns into. Enjoy everybody, and have a merry, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Podcast 51

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

More festive Christmas stuff, Xmas singing by actor Toby Huss, Gift giving, and a special sexy visit from the X Rated Mrs. Clause. Holy tinsel teeth!!!

Podcast 50

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Michael Jackson Xmas visit, mall Santa's, Jesus baby son of the lamb, gift wrapping and snow shoveling... lordy lordy get my snowboardy!!

Podcast 49

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Ho Ho Ho Mrs. Clause drops in for a visit, Senior Fuentes brings some present into the studio, and we talk about getting ready for the holidays. Sweet elf droppings!

Podcast 48

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Ruldolph's nose, Dr. Karen Xmas depression, feel good foods, and a call to the North Pole with Timmy the Elf, Santa's #1 workshop elf. What a tinsley treat!!

Podcast 47

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Holiday shopping, greenhouse gas solutions, Xmas decorations and a visit from Pshycologist Karen Attlewater to discuss holiday depression. Sweet clam sauce!

Podcast 46

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Death by coyote, pet love, outdoor smokers, and a listener complains about the Harland Highway....sweet merciful pot roast!!!

Guest Adam Carolla

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

My guest is Adam Carolla for today's show. He ist Vunderbar! Enjoy!

Podcast 45

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Food, money, and oh yes, Dr. Ascot

Podcast 44

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Bold, fresh, hazelnuts

Podcast 43

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Full moons,sports replays,politicians, and Cinnamon Boy