The Harland Highway

493: BBQ EDDY Returns, and, Harland trains DOLPHINS!

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Harland gets invited to train dolphins in Vegas, BBQ Eddy returns, A CRAZY new Harland Highway contest, and a visit from (puke) Dr. Ascot. Phone a clone!!

492: GUN CONTROL BULLSHIT, old, nasty veins.

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Today we talk about the myth of gun control, a call from Harland's Aunt Ruthie, and when is it time to say goodbye to short skirts? Bunch of clunch!!

FLASHBACK SHOW #8

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, an early show that never made it into the archives. Enjoy this Highway flashback! Scrapped maps!!

491: Harland goes to NASCAR, Dr. Ascot returns, space puke.

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Harland goes on an all access trip to NASCAR and has a report, Dr. Ascot returns for some on air therapy, and what happens if you puke in space? Smash my cash!!

490: Harland does a STAND UP set after jumping on stage at local comedy club.

Mon, 06 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Harland gives us a rare glimpse behind the STAND UP curtain as we follow him down to a Hollywood comedy club on the Sunset Strip. Harland shares his methods of writing and creating stand up material and takes us on a hilarious journey into a unique world where the only way to create is in front of a LIVE audience. Come along for the ride as Harland jumps on stage and lets the comedy flow!

489: JIM CARREY INTERVIEW PART 2, also, a WHORE drops in the studio.

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Harland's rare interview with actor comedian Jim Carrey, PART 2. The superstar discusses comedy and life with Harland, also, a Bakersfield WHORE drops by for sex action, the problem with light bulbs, and the way schools have changed over the years. Slam that wham!!

488: RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH QUEEN ELEIZABETH, sexy cereals.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

The queen of England drops by to play Russian Roulette with Harland, sexy breakfast cereal, are there consumer products placed in thelyrics of pop songs? Grange my garage!!!

487: ILLEGAL ALIEN MURDER, also, Mr. Featherstone, Harland's boss comes up with a horrible way to increase ratings.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Harland visits his boss Mr. Featherstone, an incredible and strange animal attack, a horrible story about a murdering illegal alien, and Harland is forced to have sex with a cheap whore. Wrinkledy dinkledy!!!

486: PENIS SIZE... does it matter?

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

The research is in about women's attraction to penis size, wait till you hear the results, crazy x-ray madness with Harland's doctor, and small, tender moments in life. Sourcream my dream!!!

485: Dead JULIA CHILDS, new monsters discovered

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

We get a visit from cooking sensation DEAD JULIA CHILDS, Barbie gets un-madeover, there have been some new MONSTERS discovered, and last but not least Nelly Frutado. Bobble your wobble dobble!!!

484: Maybe the HEALTHIEST podcast EVER!

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Harland takes a call from a Pavement Pounder and it turns into the WHOLE show!! Blungle dee flungldee!!

FLASHBACK SHOW #7

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

As requested by you guys, some of the earlier shows that never made it into the archives. Enjoy!

483 Harland interviews actor JIM CARREY, rare interview.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Harland goes one on one with JIM CARREY asking serious and silly questions, iPad road rage, and super kinky bat sex!! Crush my crumpet!!!

482 N. Korea wants to NUKE the USA. GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

North Korea threatens USA with nuclear bombs, the master at work JIM CARREY in Cable Guy, and singer GEORGE MICHAEL from pop band WHAM, calls into show. Bless my apple snoss!!

481 CELEBRITY RACES with CHARLES PARSLEY, Free money.

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Celebrity racing with Charles Parsley, Someone is giving out free money, a great Canadian rock tune, and the crunchiest place on earth. Flip it flap it stack it!!!

480 Dr. DEBBIE THYMER is back with life coaching advice. Chain gangs

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Dr. Debbie Thymer returns with her expert life coaching advice, an insperational message from celebrity BEN STEIN, working on the CHAIN GANG, and murder by Mother Earth. Black and blue white shoe!!

479: Harland sleeps with quarterback TOM BRADY, mac and cheese

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Harrland sleeps with football superstar Tom Brady, disgusting, Also, Kraft mac and cheese scandal, and is BINGO a crime? Copy my floppy!!

478: Harland's COLLEGE ROOMATE, Rej, drops by!

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Today my best buddy and college roomate Rej Bourdages drops by. Wait until you hear about all the AMAZING MOVIES he has worked on over his career. Also the Harland Highway Animal Quiz! Lemon juice leg warmers!!!

477: Phone calls from YOU guys, the Pavement Pounders!

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Today we play a bunch of great phone messages from some of our listeners, crazy, interesting, strange, and funny!! Dial me in Crab Face!!!

476 Harland reviews the OSCAR'S, stupid 911 calls

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Harland reviews the 2013 Oscar's, late, but still. More dumbass 911 calls, and the benefits to people driving with cell phones. Stank a blank!!

475: SPECIAL guest, PLAYBOY PLAYMATE Nikki Leigh

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0400

Harland talks to the beautiful Nikki Leigh about life, love, sex, and all kinds of goodies. Also the NATURE QUIZ at the end of the podcast. Sweet mother of meatball sauce!!!

474: Stupid 911 call, Senior Fuentes, death by waffles!

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Today we listen to a really stupid 911 call, someone almost murdered by waffles, annoying clothing tags, and a visit from Harland's gardener Senior Fuentes. Stipe my ripe!!

FLASHBACK EPISODE #6

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0500

By listener demand, playing down the early episodes that aren't posted. We drop these in from time to time until we are caught up to #42. ENJOY, BOOOOOOOYYYY!!

473: LOVE and how it hurts, TV show SHARK TANK

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Love can be painful, we discuss, Artists in the courtroom, the question of the day, and TV show SHARK TANK. Roll it and then scroll it!!!

472: Michelle Obama on the PARSLEY PAPERS, fake crying

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0500

1st lady Michelle Obama is interviewed on the Parsley Papers today, Fake crying to get your money, Wristband fever, the question of the day. Tumble your bumble!!

471: Music and its MESSAGE. TORTURE!

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Have people lost the desire or understanding of poetic music? Harland gets his Hollywood Star, sort of. And guess what, you've all been tortured, I'm gonna tell you how. Drip your trip!!!

470: A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Noisy babies.

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Harland gets called up to his bosses office Mr. Featherstone, crying babies, the medal of honor, and the gayest thing ever. Sand band grand slamb!!!

469: VALENTINES DAY love, sex, and zoo animals. Samuel E. Quoke

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0500

It's that special day and we discuss love, relationships and romance. Samuel E. Quoke drops in to read some romantic letters. Clasp my grasp!!!

468: Special guest - HONEY BADGER'S voice, Randall

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Yes it's Randall the narrator of the Honey Badger YouTube video sensation. Randall and I talk nature, life, mothers, and all kinds of bad ass stuff. We also do an incredible Nature Quiz at the end of the show! Skunk my blunk!!

467: BEYONCEE at the SuperBowl, Madonna vs Gaga

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0500

BEYONCEE at the SuperBowl, Madonna vs Gaga are they too close? And a giant monster has been found under the sea, for real. Bundle up your brace face!!!

466: U.S. President ATTACKED, Noisy people in movie theatres

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Obama is attacked in the white house, noisy people during movies, the question of the day, and Harland announces TV spot. Clam up oyster face!!

465 BURGER KING DEATH, Harland has a run in with the cops

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500

A Burger King funeral, Harland loses $$$ after run in with cops, sporting event distractions, Harland announces Conan Show. Stiffen your staffen!!

464: PENGUIN BOY, Dangerous homeless people

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Have you encountered dangerous homeless people, animals out of place, the question of the day, and Harland spots Penguin Boy. Lather my lightbulb!!!

3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #5

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Yet another FLASHBACK SHOW per the request of the Pavement Pounders!! slice it and dice it!!!

463: THERE'S BEEN A RAPE, 80's band The FIXX

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Something has been raped and it's sick, renting a limo, the FIXX in concert, and a fond road trip. Slap it in the happy!!!!

3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #4

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500

As requested by you, the listeners, we are slowly playing back the first 42 episodes because they are not in the archives. ENJOY!!

462: A dog is choked by a man, Let's talk RESPECT.

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500

A naked man chokes a dog, how do you show respect, the question of the day, who picks the eatery? Harland's new stand up special!

461: Harland creates a new word. Senior Fuentes drops by!

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Harland invents a brand new word, the question of the day, imposter web sites, Harland reviews the movie IMPOSSIBLE, and Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit. Black and blue shoe!!!

460: FUTURISTIC ROBOTICS, A WOMAN LOCKED IN A MALL

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Today we discuss incredible futuristic robotics, a woman is locked in a grocery store, the question of the day, and the 1st review of my new stand up comedy special. Blast my blast furnace!!!

459: HAPPY NEW YEAR SHOW. DR. ASCOT, PREDICTIONS

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500

The 1st show of the year, with new years predictions, a visit with DR. ASCOT, rock group ABBA, and the question of the day. Old slang Zine my friends!!

3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #3

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Per your request, another one of the earliest episodes that has never been posted, it's #3, enjoy Swingle swangle

458 Harland meets PAMELA ANDERSON, again! McRib is back!

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Harland talks about his recent meeting with superstar Pamela Anderson, the McRib sandwich is back yuuuck, Harland sings you a Christmas song, and the question of the day. Flap it and grind it!!!

457: Shootings in the USA, Xmas poems

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Most of today's show is Xmasy, but I felt the need to talk about the children who were shot in yet another school rampage. On the lighter side we have the question of the day and a very special readin of T'was the Night Before Christmas. Sulpher salt mines!!!

456: The ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARADE, animal attacks.

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 12:00:00 -0500

This is a big one, the 45th annual Harland Highway Christmas parade, Xmas wishlists, animal attacks, and giving during the holidays. Glow little glowface!!!!

455: XMAS HOMECOMING, Creepy Disney kids

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Gift giving and home for the holidays, knives in the kitchen, creepy Disney kids. Blorne Identitree!!!

454: Capn'n Kirk drops by. Office Xmas stuff

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Harland tries to talk his boss, Mr. Featherstone into throwing an Xmas party, The trouble with girl things, Christmas at the office, and a visit from Cap'n Kirk. Fish sand which!!!!!

453: COMPUTERS DESTROYING MANKIND, cop chases

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Will computers destroy humanity? Have you been in a cop car chase? The question of the day, Canadian pop stars, a traditional Highway Xmas song. Jingle my blingle!!!

452: YOU TUBES MOST WATCHED VIDEO, the Middle East.

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 12:00:00 -0500

The crisis in the Middle East is discussed, You Tube's most watched video, the Korean news, romantic letters from Samuel E. Quoke. Tingling in my ringwormling!!

451: EPISODE 2 FLASHBACK SHOW

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0500

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, we are slowly rolling out the first 42 episodes, as they have not been posted. This is the 2nd Highway podcast ever produced, hope you enjoy!! Blinkety blunkity blink!!!

450: The WALKING DEAD, and Senior Fuentes!

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Today we discuss the grossness of zombies, Christmas spoilers, are you an addict?, the question of the day, and a visit from Harland's gardener, Senior Fuentes. Bless your blisters!!

449: Thanksgiving and MURDER!!

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0500

We celebrate Thanksgiving, there's been a murder, fishing for Osama, and remembering a friend. Clank my clunk!!!

448: JAMES BOND REVIEW. The death of a brand name

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Today Harland talks about the new 007 movie Skyfall. Also, the death of an iconic foodstuffs, and dangerous behavior in the NFL. Slip your slap face!!

447: Running over animals and socializing.

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Today we discuss the best way to run over animals and discuss different levels of socializing. Trim your trollup!!

446: A treat for a private body part!

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0500

The elections are over, let's discuss, an amazing health food re-examined, question of the day, a treat for a private body part. Bury the bad bone!!!!

445: Presidential election, new pizza!!!

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Today we discuss the presidential election, new pizza surprises, the fun fall season, and a new announcement about my NEW comedy special. Blast my laser ray face!!!

444: Endagered species interview, cold and flu season.

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland interviews an expert on our vanishing wildlife, coping with sign language, fake colds, and reading letters from brief encounters. Bag my bag lady!

443: THE HALLOWEEN PODCAST

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Today we talk Halloween, pumpkins and have some very scary guests on the show today! Arooooouuuuwwwwwwwww!!!!

442: Buildings, Ass picking and funky food!!!

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Today I discuss the history of your building, people who pick their asses, and strange foods to eat in public. Crabble my Scrabble!!

441: Listener PHONE CALLS, Krinky McKringles the leprechaun

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Today we play your phone calls and answer your questions, a very strange parcel is delivered, Krinky McKingles the leprechaun drops by for a visit. Sweet nose dip!!!

440: CINNAMON BOY, also, JUSTIN BIEBER and Harland meet.

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0400

That rat bastard Cinnamon Boy drops by the studio, Harland meets pop sensation Justin Bieber, and what's with the presidential debates? Scoop and poop!!

439: Comic/actor TOM GREEN is todays special guest.

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Today I have an in depth talk with Tom Green about his life, loves, regrets, and the future. It's a sweet sweet session of silliness!! Blunk blat!!!

438: ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGER interview, FREDDY KRUGER TOO!

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Arnold Swartzenegger is interviewed on the Parsley Papers, What's hanging in your window? The bird flu, is it back? And Freddy Kruger drops into the studio to read love songs. Whack my tabbacky!!!

437: The QUEEN OF ENGLAND calls in for a 2nd time.

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0400

For some reason the Queen of England calls in again to discuss the nude photo scandal, a very strange fishing story, when were you last at the doctors office? Tangy tootsie rolls!!

436: Life Coach DR. DEBBIE THYMER takes calls, space ships.

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Life coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes calls from listeners, Harland has a run in with a space craft, an old saying "My eyes are up here", is examined. Wafly waffly waffle cones!!!!

435: DR. ASCOT returns, Harland attacked in his sleep!

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Dr. Ascot is back with another shrink session with Harland, odd pastries, remaking songs, and Harland gets attacked in his sleep. Holy, holy water!!!

434: Singer/songwriter Sterling Mire is today's guest.

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Today we discuss music, helicopters, kangaroos, periods, and oh so much more with the lovely and talented Sterling Mire. Bundle your fun-dle!!

433: Should JESUS have been killled? Strange body parts.

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Today we hear tape of someone telling us about our sins, Harland starts asking lots of questions about this, also, there are parts of your body you have never seen. Trample my sample!!

432: Call from QUEEN OF ENGLAND, a new App.

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland takes a call from Queen Elizabeth regarding the topless photos of Kate Middleton, A tribute to an old friend who passed away, what's up with fortune cookies? And Harland announces some cool NEW stuff. Frock and froll dude!!!

431: Senior Funetes. A trip to the mall of depression.

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit, going to the mall gets to be a big downer, what in the name of the law is going on?? Burnt toast tips!!

430: Comedian Cort McCowan is today's special guest.

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Court and I discuss love, war, music and babies. Wally wally oxenfree!!

EPISODE #1 - FLASHBACK - The very 1st Harland Highway.

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0400

EPISODE #1 - FLASHBACK - The very 1st Harland Highway. At your request we are playing back the 1st Harland Highway podcast ever. This is the start of the first forty two unarchived podcasts that we will roll out SLOWLY over the upcoming months. Listeners have been asking for these for a long time, so here we GO!! Moth ball mongo fever!!!

429: BIGFOOT is DEAD! Campfire Timmy sings camp songs.

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Bigfoot has been killed, we discuss, Campfire Timmy drops by to sing summer campfire songs, and how much do you like surprises?? Crawl along your drawl!!

428: BARACK OBAMA interview, Aumish attacks.

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Charles Parsley interviews President Barack Obama on The Parsley Papers, TV snack and TV commercials, Let's talk about hair, and attacks on the Aumish people. Mighty metal metal detector!!!

427: GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in, listener messages too.

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0400

We get a call from George Michael from WHAM, using middle names, a Muppet has died, and phone calls from listeners. Turn over your burn rover!!

426 Romantic letters with SAMUEL E. QUOKE, Facebook BS.

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Samuel E. Quoke stops by to read romantic summer letters, Facebook political bullshit, funny names to make you giggle, traffic report from Sandy Chopper, and there's a new Sheriff in town. Blast your bungee fingers!!!

425: SHREK DIRECTOR Conrad Vernon

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0400

An incredibly talented man, Director Conrad Vernon is on the Highway today to share stories and thoughts with us. Films credits include, Shrek 2, Aliens vs Monsters, Madagascar 3, to name a few.

424: Last Summer OLYMPIC event. The end of summer.

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland discusses the last days of summer, a final trip to the Summer Olympics, the smell inside your car, and a phone call from a mysterious caller. Blank blunk blickle pickle!!!

423: TIMMY campfire songs, Harland solves a mystery!!

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Timmy the campfire kid drops by to sing summer campfire songs, Harland solves a Hardy Boys style mystery, going on a summer road trip, and encounters with spider webs. Blunch my blorch teeth!!!!

422: CINNAMON BOY, The summer Olympics.

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Cinnamon Boy visits the studio, why do we have to point out skin color? The summer Olympic Games with Charles Parsley, menu's are getting too complicated. Royal roast beef face!!!

421: JACK NICHOLSON is Harland's guest, Olympic games.

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Jack Nicholson drops by the studio to discuss one of his more underrated movies, We go LIVE to the summer Olympics with Charles Parsley, talking about smiles, and we take your phone calls. Slab a giant crab!!

420. Harlland will BRAINWASH you, Live at OLYMPIC GAMES

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland is going to brainwash you with a catchy song, Charles Parsley covers events at the summer Olympics, taking doctors advice, things we all share..quickly. Gamma ray gammatron oil!!!

419: Harland Announces his NEW TV SERIES! Swallowed by whales!

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland Announces his NEW animated TV SERIES, Harland's wild encounters with whales! We go LIVE tot the summer Olympics with commentator Charles Parsley. Freak my deek!!!

418: DRAGONS are real! Buy a gun day!

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland finds a real live dragon, buy a gun day, summer cannonball's, naming your car, doggie clothes, the Denver shooting, hot VS cold. Slap a crap trap!!

417: New way to MURDER! Harland stopped by COPS!

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland comes up with a new way to commit murder, traveling news anchors, advertising everywhere, the reason we snore, taking a live caller, and Harland gets pulled over by Southern police. Burbldee blerbldee doo!!

416: Harland's femenine side, Dr. Ascot, toenails.

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland explores his feminine side, men's toenails, depressed whales, irritation at the hotel check in, girls with deep voices, and a vist with Dr. Ascot. Lord love a lumpy flump!!!

415: Harland Live at Improv, New pets, lip gloss

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland does storytelling live on stage, new specie of house pet, cases of mistaken identity, lip gloss craze. Candy striped wheelbarrow!!

414: Adult toys, shark attack, Jolly Joker Jr.

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Do you have any adult toys? Man killed by a shark, babies in freezers and Jolly Joker Jr, returns. Click clack clunk!!

413: Special guest, actress HOLLY LYNCH

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland talks love, life, and nuttiness with beautiful actress Holly Lynch. Cranberry swing sets!!!

412: HARLAND AT CRAZY HOLLYWOOD PARTY, Bruce Lee theme park.

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland gives you a detailed report from his insane Hollywood party, girls, celb's, and the Ten Commandments?? What? Also, Bruce Lee theme park, and smokers cough!! Ring rang rung!!!

411: COMEDIAN ADAM RAY

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Comedian ADAM RAY and I discuss heaven, the Wolverine, demented children, and yes, the Harland Highway Animal Quiz. Slam dunk funk!!

410: SALVADOR DALI, junk mail, Japanese robot joker

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland visits the Salvador Dali museum, Reading junk mail, airplane bathrooms, and a vist from Japanese robot joke teller Jolly Joker Jr.. Crinkly crumpet sauce!!!

409: GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM calls in. Smoking kills

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0400

GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM calls in. Smoking and how it kills you, taking tickets, kissing smokers, tornadoes are coming. Glump an underwater pump!!!!

408: Harland's SHARK encounter, Senior Fuentes, American freedom

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Animal attacks, robot joke teller, Harland encounters sharks, a visit from Senior Fuentes, the fragility of American Freedom. Flap my steak flake!!

407: Listener mail bag, Romantic letters, Annoying Orange

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Today we read your letters to the Highway, Harland on a new TV show, law suit from a fat guy, and romantic letters form Samuel E. Quouck. Sizzle my drizzle!!!

406: BBQ EDDY RETURNS, hunting whales, Google

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0400

BBQ Eddy comes out for summer beers, Harland cleans his fridge, the new Google car, the use of blow darts, whale huntin in Hollywood, tricks you can do with shrimp. Sunday bloody funday!!!!

405: BBQ EDDY RETURNS, The 'G' spot, Chin Ho Hawaii 5-O

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0400

BBQ EDDY RETURNS, finding the 'G' spot, Chin Ho from Hawaii 5-O stops in, skin moisturizer, liposuction, Harland goes to a bike race, there's water on Mars, and Nat Geo irritations. Flick my Bic!!

404: HARLAND AND MAJOR CAR CRASH, Killer bees.

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Here the on the spot account of Harland and a major car crash. also, new cars?? And Killer bees and insect sex. Bless my bagpipes!!

403 Sex with a dog, hot models, Comicon AZ

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Sex with a dog?? Hot model dating, Harland visits the Comicon comic convention in Arizona, Maxi Pad confessions, terms of endearment. Ker-BLUUUNK!!

402: SPECIALL GUEST Justin Ian Daniels

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 12:00:00 -0400

My hilarious comedian/actor buddy, Justin Ian Daniels hogs the show today. Insights, mysteries and of course the Harland Highway Animal Quiz. Put pork on your splork!!

401 BANKSY graffiti artist, Geting old, advertising

Thu, 31 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Contreversial BANKSY graffiti artist, Geting old, advertising, fixing the back, signals from outer space. Blunk snunk!!

400-B The live in studio 400th

Mon, 28 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400

This is 400 - B the IN STUDIO AT UNIVERSAL CITY episode. Live calls and webcast. This is the second 400th episode thrown by my boss Mr. Featherstone after the threat of lawsuits. ENJOY!!

400 WOW 400 we celebrate with Timmy the campfire boy and my boss Mr. Featherstone.

Tue, 22 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Unbelievable! 400 episodes of The Harland Highway! Thanks to all you Pavement Pounders for being here. We celebrate in Mr. Featherstones office right out of the gate. What could go wrong? Right?

399: Harland meets JACK NICHOLSON, Fat kids, sexual harassment

Mon, 21 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland meets movie legend JACK NICHOLSON, Fat kids, sexual harassment, child discipline, and fun times with eggs. Swish swash swuck!!

398: SARAH CALONNA - AUTHOR, COMEDIAN, ACTOR

Thu, 17 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400

SARAH CALONNA, a very funny and talented author and comedian shares her insights with us today. We chat about relationships, North Korea, and do a Celebrity Quiz at the end of the show. Yes indeedy doodle!!

397: CELEBRITY RACES, MASSAGES, SAYING PRAYERS

Mon, 14 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Car names, massage chairs, fast talking folks, celebrity races, birds, and the argument over prayers. Bless my face!!!

396: MOTHERS DAY, STARING AT ASS, PRANK CALL

Thu, 10 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400

It's mothers day, checking out asses, killer whales, yummy toothpaste, a prank call to a bird sanctuary. Steam my dry clean!!

395: CINNAMON BOY, LOTTERY LOSER, DR. ASCOT

Mon, 07 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400

A visit from Dr. Ascot, losing the lottery, spooning, KFC cooking facts, trouble with the police, cooking your own food, and Cinnamon Boy stops by. Twist my Twizzle sticks!!!

394: DRIVE THRU HELL, SENIOR FUENTES

Thu, 03 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Trapped in drive thru hell, squirrels and rats, eating right with bananas, a visit from my gardener Senior Fuentes, the NEW you. Trickle trackle trinkle!!!

393: CUTE DOG STORIES, SPITTING, AIRPLANE HELL

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0400

New shoes, spitting everywhere, some cute dog stories, airplane take off hell, and a visit from Captain James T. Kirk. Sandbag my marmalade!!

392: LISTENER MAIL BAG, KNITTING, CANDY

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Today we read some listener mail, sour candy obsession, leftover food, receipts, and who knits anymore? Burn my suntan oil!!!

391: HARLAND'S LIVE STAND UP, ZOO GUY VISITS WITH ANIMALS

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Hear Harland going toe to toe with a live crowd, a peek into the dictionary, are you getting old, book announcement, a visit from the Buffalo zoo with live animals in studio. Curl up my burlap!!

390: A VISIT WITH MY BOSS MR. FEATHERSTONE, CHEST HAIR, NEW MOVIE ANNOUNCEMENT

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Weird stuff, news about my latest movie, coffee cops, owning a fish tank, chest hairs, and a visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Sweet sliced up pizza slices!!

389: CAPTIAN KIRK, MONOPOLY GAME, FOOD.

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Going to the bank, Monopoly game, computer ports, food delivery, food chunks, things in 3's, movies in cars. Crab crawling cringlenut!!!

388: Rock band The DOORS, iPad 3, giving to charity.

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0400

The promoter of rock legend the Doors is here, the new iPad 3, giving to charity, getting scammed, and what do dreams mean? Corn flake fever baby!!

387: GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM, SENIOR FUENTES

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Singer George Michael calls the show, Spam, monsters on the loose, creating a sleep button, a very special birthday, Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit. Chew your gum bum!!!!

386: COW FARTS, COMPUTER HACKERS, HEAVEN

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Going to heaven, cow farts, the LORAX movie, computer hackers, new ice cream flavors, eye ear nose and throat doctors. Clunkey crackle corn!!

385: ROMANTIC LETTERS by SAMUEL E. QUOK, MICHAEL JACKSON VISIT

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Ankle socks for men, romantic letters as read by Samuel E. Quok, food supply, knowing yourself, and Jacko drops in for a visit. Termite twittle teets!!

384:PILL POPPING, STANLY KUBRICK TRICKS, HARLAND LIVE STAND UP

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Harland's live stand up, Director Stanley Kubrick pulls a fast one on us, tooth aches, popping pills, and Harland learns a new language. Marvelous muffin meats!!

383: LIFE COACH Dr. DEBBIE THYMER, OBNOXIOUS NOISES

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Obnoxious noises, Life coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, lucky driving scenarios, geography names, water pipes and electric cords. Flash a boom bang - a!!

382: Dr. ASCOT, I FOUND A DEAD BODY?? CHEESCAKE FACTORY

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0400

A visit with Dr. Ascot, microwave food problems, I found a dead body, yikes! Understanding the Cheescake Factory!!! Whipped buttery bloom bloom buns!

381: GOODBYE TO AN OLD FRIEND, ROBOTS, BAD DRIVERS

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Saying goodbye to an old friend, business cards, drivers with distractions, robotic phones. Slurp a slap monkey!!!

380: LEPRECHAUN KRINKY McKRINGLES, NEW PROMO GONE WRONG

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0400

My boss Mr. Featherstone implements a new promo for the Highway and it's godawful, testing 123, you have a THINGY, noises from inside us, and leprechaun Krinky McKringles. Twisted butter buns and bedknobs!!

379: CELEBRITY RACES WITH KARDASHIANS, KRINKY McKRINGLES THE LEPRECHAUN

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0400

It's celebrity races featuring the Kardashians, playing ping pong, going numb, where to go in a time machine, rats and rodents, and the worlds most annoying leprechaun, Krinky McCrinkles. Fresh, frosty, foam face!!

378: ME, VINCE VAUGHN, AND A FIGHT ON AN AIRPLANE

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Too many things to do in your life, a crazy Vegas flight where a fight breaks out all around me and Vince Vaughn, and rainbows. Sweet colored cloud puffs!!

377 SPECIAL GUEST David Koechner, SNL, Anchorman, hilarious!

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Very SPECIAL guest, funnyman, actor, comedian DAVID KOECHNER from SNL, Anchorman, Talledega nights, e talk about the biz, Chris Farley, and of course the Harland Highway animal quiz. Saddle up my sling blade sauce!!

376 MASTURBATION, CELEBRITY RACES, TUG OF WAR

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Today we discuss masturbation, old soap, idiot drivers, playing Tug of War, good luck charms, and presidential celebrity races. Bing bang bloomlips!!

375: MURDER, DEATH AT KFC, DR. ASCOT

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Doctor Ascot is in, our obsession with murder and death, a sad KFC story, and what is your dating history? Chingy's Freddy!!

374: CINNAMON BOY, ASSES, DOG STORIES

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0500

A cinnamon scare sweeps the nation, enter, Cinnamon Boy, dog years, sweet asses, DVD bonuses, hiding, hammering, and sleeping in. Twist my Twix bar!!

373: CHARLIE LEE, DOO WOP MUSIC, PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Air shows, water fill up, a visit to Charlie Lee's Moonglow Tavern, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the magic of doo wop music, and a cruel trick for you to play. Lemon my lime!!!

372: HARLAND IN THE HOSPITAL, MAGIC PEE, SENIOR FUENTES

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Harland goes to the ER, frustrated parking, a visit from Senior Fuentes, brushing the teeth, and magical urinating. Lord love a tangerine onion skinner!!!

371 OOMPA LOOMPA'S, SNAKES, EVIL HOCKEY.

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Your digital photo's, Oompa Loompa's, evil hockey players, snakes, and a visit from George Michael from WHAM.

370 SPECIAL GUEST, JUSTIN IAN DANIELS!

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0500

My hilarious comedian/actor buddy drops by for a visit and we discuss love, life, death, and smelly rainbows. Also the Harland Highway Animal Quiz! Sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!

369: ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, DATING, MOOSE ATTACK

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Listener phone calls, Illegal immigration, bad dating, when moose attack, a visit from Senior Fuentes. Snap a snap dragon!!

368: CINNAMON BOY, TURNING INVISBLE, E-BAY

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Yes, sadly that idiot Cinnamon Boy drops by today, uggg! Also, turning invisble, E-Bay purchases, junk in the trunk, and camera madness. Pollute Pluto!!

367: SUPER HERO'S, REVENGE, AND DRAGONS!

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Fast talking auctioneers, famous sayings, sleeping dragons, hero poses, getting revenge, NFL showboating, saving pennies. Big clumps of skunk munk!!!

366 - IT'S LISTENER MAILBAG. YOUR LETTERS AND SNAILS TOO!

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:00:00 -0500

In today's show I go through some, for the most part, angry letters from you the listeners, whooooo. Also, exotic foods, and an update on project Honey Badger. Boink Mr. Spock's teeth!

CELEBRITY COMMERCIALS, AND NOSE HAIRS, HELL YEAH!

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:00:00 -0500

We'll be talking about those things as well as your dogs breath, your arms and hands, dutch ovens, and sadly, Timmy the Campfire Kid drops by to sing some of his retarded songs. Bless my sisters mess!!

PODCAST 364

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:00:00 -0500

A very interesting freak! Tricks with your cell phone, Golden Globe winner Meryl Streep. Blop goes the Bleesle!

PODCAST 363

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 12:00:00 -0500

The sound of bagpipes, the election is on, first visit with Dr. Ascot 2012, Jimmney Cricket, my cousin releases a new CD and I play a cut. Pass the plop pickers!!

PODCAST 362

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Drinking wheatgrass, Tim Teebo, ordering at Starbucks, air fresheners, the cost of freedom popcorn style, mullets are back!!

PODCAST 361

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:00:00 -0500

1st show of 2012 and a visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone, early morning monkeys, politeness, bird formations, and the cattle holocaust. Slurp a slap shot!!

PODCAST 360

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Ordering food properly, Christmas carols, Eggs, third eyes, fighting a cold. Glob my sisters cob!!!

PODCAST 359

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Cross dressing problems, new fuels, life and money, Hanibal Lectre. Blunk my skunk!!

PODCAST 358

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Is the shuttle program sexual? Listener voice mail, gang signs, Hannibal Lecter, deafness, Harland's interview with actor Jay Mohr. Swap your swip sweep!!!

PODCAST 357

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Dating scam, Charlie Lee and the Moonglow Tavern, twitchy legs, Harland makes a 911 call, do unto others, underground caves. Back street bingo boys!!

PODCAST 356

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Texting and flirting, a visit from Dead Julia Childs, English driving rules, a deadly phone app, and a call from rocker George Michael. Burp my bongo baby!!!

PODCAST 355

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 12:00:00 -0500

A visit from my special guest, actor, artists, singer, Toby Huss. Stories from Down Periscope and others, plus Xmas songs and the Harland Highway animal quiz. Curl up your clunk munk!

PODCAST 354

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:00:00 -0500

The start of Christmas, going to food court, Gene Simmons mouth, Thanksgiving food, morning mouth, freezer burn, what the TRUCK. Clam baked bonnie shells!!

PODCAST 353

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Chemicals in our food, Baskin Robbins, UFO crop circles, Ashton Kutcher divorce, TV dinners, and an annoying call from George Michael from WHAM. Sandblast momma's melon patch!!!!

PODCAST 352

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0500

More and more taxes, Car repairs, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Timer, dangerous animals. Fold and flap your furnace!!!

PODCAST 351

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Running, listener voice mails, animal attack, a celebrity sighting, Dr. Ascot, and a special announcement. Twist your twinkle toes!!!!

PODCAST 350

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0500

It's the Thanksgiving Day Special Podcast. It's all about turkey day, including the Harland Highway 59th annual Thanksgiving day parade. Have a great one!!!

PODCAST 349

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Trouble at a protest, octopi, weather people, Harland goes into Occupy Wall Street march, fake lady lumps. Clang my boomerang!!!

PODCAST 348

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Stupid consumer purchases, a call to Dildo, Canada. Road hoggers, babies in the tummy, phone message menu, killing my cell phone. Bunk bed banana blisters!!!

PODCAST 347

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Listener Mailbag, scarecrows, fat solutions, residue food, Gatorade. What a wonderful walnut fest!!!

PODCAST 346

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Tanning salon fiasco, the Michael Jackson verdict, plane tires, the Honey Badger guy. WOOOOOOOONNNNK!!!

PODCAST 345

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Ramp snobs, voicemails, the life of cows, security protection, and Dr. Ascot!. Scrape my tiny teeth!!!

PODCAST 344

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0500

TV shows I've seen, sleep problems, voicemails, smokers, and Timmy sings some campfire songs. Plumb flavored rump balls!!

PODCAST 343

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Fingernails, Halloween scares, kids and God, calling the zoo, leading men who yell in movies. Bundle up my brumblebushes!!

PODCAST 342

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0400

What's with Greece? Being scared, fake boobies, a cal from Christopher Walken, the fall of the system, mac and cheese. Super puffed wonder duffs!

PODCAST 341

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Special guest, actor, comedian, Justin Ian Daniels drops by the Highway for a visit. Gooey, lemony, fun!!

PODCAST 340

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Lost in the corn, warewolfs, Yoda upgrade, romantic letters, American freedom and the Wall Street occupiers. Blasts of minty mongo meat!!

PODCAST 339 - HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

It's the scary Halloween Special with Dead Julia Childs, my adventure in a graveyard, scary Halloween poems, and a scary visit with Dr. Ascot. BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO yaaayyy BOOOOOOOO!!!!

PODCAST 338

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

I am mad at my face, listener phone messages, flamingos, Senior Fuentes, students,tennis. Land ahoy garlic face!!!

PODCAST 337

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Reading with Braile, solids, liquids, and gas, home repairs, a new trick with my phone, body fluids, movie talk. Gaggle my geese!!!

PODCAST 336

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Keeping warm, Baby wipes, Air fresheners, listener celebrity impressions, The Walking Dead TV show. Snorkle your slippers off!!

PODCAST 335

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

New foxy hairdoo, learning to relax, learning to work, listener voice mails. Bless my Cabbage Patch Dolls!

PODCAST 334

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Eating and talking at the same time, a new language, Senior Fuentes, Seat belt mystery, fake owls, and, are you being good?? Bless my bacteria stains!!!

PODCAST 333

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

A police story, twitchy legs, Dr. Ascot, building miracle, the color of our skin. Twisty twirly twizzle sticks!!!

PODCAST 332

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Steve Jobs founder of Apple R.I.P. Listener voice mails, Googled. Sweet martian fudge feast!!

PODCAST 331

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Car speakers are too loud, an interview with Angelina Jolie, the lost art of whistling, are you a good lay? And, a visit to Chinatown. Snap my snow peas!!!

PODCAST 330

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

The art of insults, new zoos, are you boring? death at the airshow, Krinky McKringles. Sweater over sweater!!!

PODCAST 329

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Is taxing the rich right? Is it fair? Computer codes, and actress/model Amber Rachelle Coyle drops in for more triple X talks. Lemon my lemon juice!!

PODCAST 328

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 12:00:00 -0400

The letter 'S', Eskimo sled teams, listener voice mail, George Michael promotes new charity. Bless my blisters, misters!!

PODCAST 327

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

The crusafix, comedian Kathleen Madigan, termite control, Dr. Ascot, listener voicemails, the use of capital LETTERS. Smash my wash board!

PODCAST 326

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

People who snoop, death of Mcdonalds, what has happened to men? scared stiff, and George Michael calls in drunk from England. Pork and bean butterfly soup!!

PODCAST 325

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Deer in the yard, grocery store stalker, German story, celebrity races, impressions, food crashes, women eaters. Slurp a sack of cashews!!

PODCAST 324

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Bug invasions, a visit from Dead Julia Childs, speaker phones, trophies, gender shopping, cooked meats, and quick tips. Bless your burnt nostril flares!

PODCAST 323

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Comedian Justin Ian Daniels drops by for more merriment and madness. Today we talk about sex, food, and stepping in it, and of course The Harland Highway Quiz. Boil your brown socks!!!!

PODCAST 322

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Pickup truck magic, Charlie Lee tries out a new dish on Harland, Russia takes over the north pole, quick tips, bi-polar discussion, and Harland promo's his new Disney movie

PODCAST 321

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Silent farts, celebrity races, man hands and kooky calves, Quick tips, and Dr. Ascot. Grind your duck pond!!!

PODCAST 320

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Today it's listener MAIL BAG, where I read and respond to all your letters to the Harland Highway. Sweet carbon dated crab cakes!!!

PODCAST 319

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

A visit from special guest Mellisa Villasenor, an incredible impressionist from this years America's Got Talent show on NBC. Hear about the show as well as a bunch of her incredible impersonations. Holy pie slap!!

PODCAST 318

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Getting snagged, windshield sprayers, quick tips, voice-mails, recalled cars, a call from George Michael from WHAM. Pull my purple potato!!

PODCAST 317

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Ugly kids vs pretty kids, female deoderant, movie talkers, quick tips, drive thru's, mannequins, and god forbid, Cinnamon Boy! Bake my crunch cake!!!

PODCAST 316

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Today I discuss zit creams, speech impediments, sewer lids, pizza slices, bees and cell phones, and a stoner calls the hotline. Bless my boiled bean sprouts!!

PODCAST 315

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Heavy groceries, Harland gets Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher, Migrane headache relief, and Dr. Ascot. Wibble my wobbly wingle woggles!

PODCAST 314

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Special guest, my friend Amber drops by and we discuss the world of women, sex, and relationships. Hold onto your hair doo this one gets wild! Hooooooooonkkkk!!

PODCAST 313

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Too old for dolls, Summer letters, mouth to mouth, Hurricane Irene, microphones, lunch with God. Slap my sandwich up!!!

PODCAST 312

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Comedian Justin Ian Daniels drops by for a visit! Crinkle my crackle!!

PODCAST 311

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Thick eye glasses, running not driving, the Goober Goblin, PMSing, I saw a nude guy, a special visitor comes to the studio, sex sensors. Fire up my staircase!!!!!

PODCAST 310

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Concert tickets, Singer George Michael calls in, pillows, humans are evolving, home surprises, beer samples. Galvonize my alvonize!!!

PODCAST 309

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Muscle women, drug sniffing dogs, mystery music, Michael Jackson drops by, getting a spanking, clever thief, tickets from cops. Sour cream and potato face!!!

PODCAST 308

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

A surprise guest visits the studio, technology comfort, a long listener voice mail is discussed. Berries with cream M'lady??

PODCAST 307

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Speaking lessons, homeless greed, folding, fake boobs and new bras, Chin Ho from 5-O, The Cock the Ass and the Pussy. Wally wally Washington!!!

PODCAST 306

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Alarm clock birds, quick tips, Senior Fuentes, podcast gimmick, email liars, Dr. Ascot. Twinkle my tonsil hairs!!!

PODCAST 305

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Ice scream we all scream for ice cream, a very scary movie villain, NASA explores the sun, brushing teeth tip, my dinner with some Hollywood big wigs. Corny coco crunch!!!

PODCAST 304

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Snoring problems, getting a massage, odd things in stores, a new blow up doll, and a live interview with WHAM frontman George Michael. Holy crumpet critters!!!

PODCAST 302

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Harland goes on vacation, special thank you, hair gel, and a very special baby is born and it stinks. Blunderful is the same as wonderful!!!

PODCAST 301

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Songs that bring back memories, the end of an era, James T. Kirk, and Dr. Ascot. Ring jing a chicken wing!!!

PODCAST 300

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Can u believe it? 300 podcasts!!! On this one a visit to my boss Mr. Featherstone, a chat about lesbian koala's, Charlie Lee helps us celebrate 300 episodes, and do we all hate shopping carts or what? Here's to 300 more!!

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Mon, 25 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Pet funerals, stuff in your eye, Angelina adopts, adult kids, pink eye. Just butter it!!!!

PODCAST 298

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Double sinks, a little poem for you, jamming rock tune, jumbo jet fever! Brussle my tussle!!!

PODCAST 297

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Curious George reading, "to die for", drunk street sweep, the fat internet, HOTTY alert, Bill Gates and his money, slow asses at the check out line. Billy has blister lips!!

PODCAST 296

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Beef Jerky, food guilt, the state of murder in the USA, marshmallows, things our dad's make us do, BBQ Eddy. Laser eye surgery my nostril!!!

PODCAST 295

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Murder! Too many cooks in the kitchen, words, manuels, BBQ Eddy, trucks with balls, Dr. Ascot. Cork my corkscrew!!!

PODCAST 294

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0400

You are a bitch, listener mail bag, cinnamon boy, bbq Eddie. Slurp your salt water tinsel teeth!!!

PODCAST 293

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Sea turtles and extinction, alarms, In god we trust, big ears, the pyramid mystery, the dollar bill. Whip my whelpie!!!

PODCAST 292

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0400

What would Jesus do, stop selling me sexy, hot sauces and hot foods, woodpeckers, sunglasses. Mumbly wumbly marmalade meat!!

PODCAST 291

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0400

A summer music festival, hi fi wiring, interview with actor Tom Green, who's got my money? A golden oldie (song). Mushy mump lumps!!

PODCAST 290 4th of July

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0400

It's all about America on this podcast, yaaayyyyyyyyyyy! And the Johnny Rockets red glaaaareeeeeee!!!

PODCAST 289

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Parking rage,Hitler, lost keys, new iPhones, farts, America is stupid, and Dr. Ascot. Sugar lumps and dingle buns!!

PODCAST 288

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Celebrity sighting, death defying moments, traffic, cockroaches. Lord love an onion bun!!!

PODCAST 287

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Coins and collectors, the world of art, hockey depression, wild sex story, the Grand Canyon, listener phone messages. Wrinkle my tinkle!!!

PODCAST 286

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Special guest, comedian and actor Justin Schlagle. Bittersweet bunk cake!!

PODCAST 285

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Old skateboarders, Houdini and the world of magic, funny faces, ear lobe exploration, crazy sex story. Rumple my stilksens!!

PODCAST 284

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

A special musical guest today, my cousin from the Barenaked Ladies, Kevin Hearn. Sweet glorious onion melts!!

PODCAST 283

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Female terrorists, chocolate diet, cell phone loud mouths, Dr. Ascot, fast food horror, raunchy sex story, dangerous jobs. Buffalo snot meat!!!

PODCAST 282

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Strange driving hazards, you're grounded, Starbucks, coffee, hobbies, Shaving hazards, Apple products. Lumpy lemon lump cakes!!!

PODCAST 281

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Special guest Sean Tweedley drops in for chuckles and stories. Swing it wide sister!!!

PODCAST 280

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Gross out commercials, dog rescues, tip on flying, horror movie the Omen, Seafood fiasco, and an annoying visitor to the studio. Swirl my lima beans!!!

PODCAST 279

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Sex capade story, tall people and short people, listener mail bag, weather man complaints. It Chinese fun time boys and girls!!!

PODCAST 278

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Naughty sex story, showering, long winded story tellers, garage doors, artistic purity, helpful tip. Bing bang BOOM baby!!

PODCAST 277

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Spring allergies, my new hero, crazy sex story, Dr. Ascot, the nutty thing about squirrels. Scooooooorrrrrrccch!!!

PODCAST 276

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:00:00 -0400

An interview with special guest Michael Rosenbaum from Smallville and Sorority Boys. Sweet Maple gravy!!!!

PODCAST 275

Mon, 30 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

The mystery hair, sad guitar players, hardwood floor fever, Senior Fuentes, garbage piles, pet love, a helpful tip from Harland. Gargle you gibble bits!!

PODCAST 274

Fri, 27 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Helping too much, seat belts on planes, full moon fever, 1st class seating, indie films, Dancing with the Celebrities. Wagon train tinkle hairs!!!

PODCAST 273

Wed, 25 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Feng Shway, Magnet drivers, Timmy and his campfire songs, nap time, and trouble in phone sex land. Tharrrrr she blowwwwwwssss!!

PODCAST 272

Mon, 23 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Jenny Craig hoax, small people, police training, Timmy and his campfire songs, Harland for president, and Harland reads a poem. Twinkldy dinkldy dee!!!

PODCAST 271

Fri, 20 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Evolving monkeys, dog sex, UFC cage fighter Chuck Liddell, career shelf life, Dr. Ascot. Pull my purple pogo stick!!!

PODCAST 270

Wed, 18 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Big, beefy mystery, Justin Shclagel interview concluded including the Harland Highway animal quiz. Moo quack meoww and woofffy!!

PODCAST 269

Mon, 16 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Cindy Crawford chronicles, role playing, internet fights, a mystery guest visits the studio, compact car parking, garlic lovers. Swampy sweet grasses indeed!!!

PODCAST 268

Fri, 13 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Lady GaGa is ga ga, dinosaur sounds, KFC with something new, the birds and the bees, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Slap your slippers silly!!

PODCAST 267

Wed, 11 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

An interview with Highway favorite Justin Shclegel. Momma get the ballpark franks!!!

PODCAST 266

Mon, 09 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Don't fear the reaper, public safety message, the color green, paper cuts, romantic letters by Samuel E. Quoke, addicted to email. Burn baby buuuurrrrrrnnnnn!!!!

PODCAST 265

Fri, 06 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

The back seat hump, Osama is DEAD, a listener apology from Harland, and Dr. Ascot. Cider, cinders, and Sunday's!!!

PODCAST 264

Wed, 04 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

My final interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick. Sweet Scuttlebutt lodge!!

PODCAST 263

Mon, 02 May 2011 12:00:00 -0400

My new hero, energy drinking, Senior Fuentes, interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick, Harland sings with the Cousins. Slurp a purple Slurpee!

PODCAST 262

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Babies at the movies, bugs and lights, interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick, a sad bird story. Fluffy flutty nutty's!!!

PODCAST 261

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Cell phones kill, interview with comedian/actor Andy Dick, trucks on fire, road runners. Born to be krinkled!!!

PODCAST 260

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Hairy girlfriends, romantic summer letters, summer love, poetry, interview with actor comedian Andy Dick. Slap your sugar loaf!!!

PODCAST 259

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Fatties at the gym, A celebrity guest drops by the studio for a chat, tax the rich, Dr. Ascot. Fold my sheet face!!!

PODCAST 258

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

People who whisper, going underground, Angelina Jolie visit, Football drive thru, Cap'n Kirk invades the studio, BBQ Eddy, and the listner mail bag. Grab a scab dab!!!!

PODCAST 257

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

President Obama wants the rich to pay more, BBQ Eddy, are you into yoga? golf nerds, accused of being high. Twirly wirly twist ties!!!

PODCAST 256

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

I'm going to play a dirty mind trick on you today, big birds in the sky, watching too much TV, BBQ Eddie, racism. Salad tong my falad flong!!!

PODCAST 255

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

New inventions, BBQ Eddy, Whale burgers, zoo sex tours, Celebrity Races, dog sex, swear word compliments. Curl up my bobby socks!!!

PODCAST 254

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

5 star dining, talking urinals, Sinkholes and potholes, BBQ Eddy, infomercial stupidity. Creamy crab soup sauce!!!!

PODCAST 253

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Plumbers, parking your car and tickets, listener voice mail, Dr. Ascot, breaking down "It Sucks", and BBQ Eddy is back for BBQ season.

PODCAST 252

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Hunting vs Groceries, red tailed hawk hunt, how to be cool, Celebrity Races, and gophers. Stack a sandbag on my Flowbee!!

PODCAST 251 - NICK THUNE

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

My very special guest today is comedian NICK THUNE, love this guy. We'll be discussing life, animal attacks, Viagra, therapy, and of course participating in the Harland Highway nature quiz. Enjoy!!

PODCAST 250

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 12:00:00 -0400

McDonald's Big Mac, budding in line, how annoying is Sponge Bob? Senior Fuentes, truckers and trucker songs. Cabbage smells like lettuce!!

PODCAST 249

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Spilling stuff, furs and guns, phone sex, frozen yogurt, and celebrity races. Merciful mongo meats!!!

PODCAST 248

Mon, 28 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Monday blues, phone messages, tuxedos, an annoying guest drops by, shopping at the 99 cent store, paparazzi. Buttered walnuts anyone??

PODCAST 247

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Violence and rage, listeners call in and sing to the Harland Highway, the disaster in Japan, weekend snoozers, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Honey soak my sister teeth!!!

PODCAST 246

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0400

The succulent smells of sex, swearing and cussing, the art of telling jokes, and how much jewelry do you wear!!! Slap my deep fryer silly!!!

PODCAST 245

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Going out for dinner with a group, Senior Fuentes, gardening, Charlie Lee wants on American Idol, crappy cell phone service. Wham bham thank you Spam!!

PODCAST 244

Fri, 18 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Strange pizza, Senior Fuentes, Harland reads a poem, secrets in the men's room, scary new computers. Flip my furry flapjack!!!!

PODCAST 243

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0400

St. Patrick's Day with visits from Kringee McKringles the Irish leprechaun, 80's roller rink flashback, V.I.P. sections, hairy armpits, a drunk Irish song, and bed bugs. Wash my water buffalo!!!!

PODCAST 242

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0400

Special guest Tom Green, new shoes, stupid 911 and 411 calls, Cinnamon Boy, the art of eating seeds, caller request line. Watery winged vunder yah yah!!!

PODCAST 241

Fri, 11 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0500

St. Patty's day leprechaun drops in, the Charlie Sheen fiasco, listener voice mail, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Burn my sisters gum line!!!!

PODCAST 240

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Donuts, VIZ Magazine Brit humor, A visit from Chin Ho Hawaii 5-0, listener voice mails, outdoor gals, rubber sidewalks. Crab bake oyster farts!!

PODCAST 239 - Guest BRIAN PALERMO

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0500

My funny and insightful actor, improv, friend Brian Palermo drops by for interesting topics, some improv fun and of course the Harland Highway animal quiz!

PODCAST 238

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Stupid phone greetings, British humor, need more information please, exciting celebrity sightings, check out lines at the grocery store. Sizzling stink wax!!

PODCAST 237

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Harland the law breaker, invitations to space aliens, filing for chapter 11, tazer guns, voice mails, Senior Feuntes, radio madness. Fold my paper face!!

PODCAST 236

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Viz Magazine, computer love, Celebrity races, the speed of a sneeze. Flap my greasy mud flaps!!

PODCAST 235

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone, lottery winners, wireless stuff, Taxi's, Dr. Ascot, live satellite feed to Egypt. Blueberry face warts!!!

PODCAST 234

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Charity event, UFO's, taggers, nude sunbathing with Jenifer Aniston, shooting horses, freedom in Egypt. Suckle my Knuckle!!

PODCAST 233

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Old and fat security guards, YouTube and the YouTube game, weapons for sale, Iran gets the bomb. Polly wolly doodle all the day.

PODCAST 232

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Wind power, Uranus, world record holders, Dr. Ascot, Canadian singing voices, cock fights. Lightly boiled light bulb coils!!!

PODCAST 231

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Blind people and seeing eye critters, Julia Childs cooking lesson, guys try to cook, a visit from Hawaiian law enforcement, strange discoveries, and the human race. Wobbly bobbly socks!!!

PODCAST 230

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Babies, scented things, Phone in's, let's read a poem, and the miracle of birth. Blustery balooga buns!!

PODCAST 229 - VALENTINES SHOW

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Yes lovers, it's the Valentines show. Today we talk all about love and have guests and read mushy letters and take your phone calls and love, love, love, baby!!! Turtle egg delights!!

PODCAST 228

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Internet shut down, gay rainbows, a phone call to my son, boiled eggs, Valentine Day suggestions, special teams, sexual positions. Backwoods bungie candy!!

PODCAST 227 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL DROPS IN

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

My hilarious comedian buddy Justin Schlegel drops by for another fun filled romp down the Highway! Burnt toast hairs!

PODCAST 226

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Parental attachment, jobs we refuse to do, a call to my son, comedian Sean Tweedley, Superbowl commercials, crazy phone calls, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Prune my pickled plumb sauce!!

PODCAST 225

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500

What do you believe in? Riding on the bus, comedian Sean Tweedley, and yes, Valentines Day is coming. Sweet tears of tangerine love!!

PODCAST 224

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Baby pandas, dinosaur extinctions and dragons, listener mail, hunting gone awry. Silly sandals slurping seaweed!!

PODCAST 223

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Dangerous texting, American Idol stuff, Dr. Ascot, and the NEW Noah's Ark. Tumbling light bulb meat!!!

PODCAST 222

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Scary new computer, Half Baked movie clip, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, Shark fin letters, people who talk too much, strange visotor to the studio. Black and blue red purples!!!

PODCAST 221

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Listener mail, cruise ships, award shows, zebra hunting, celebrity karaoke. Swollen blueberry buns!!

PODCAST 220

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Gum chewing, strange habits, comedian Gene Pompa drops by, and the ever annoying Dr. Ascot. Friday Night fun bags!!

PODCAST 219

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Raquetball, comedian Gene Pompa, Shark finning, lotteries, sad funeral news. Buttery butter buns!!

PODCAST 218

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Toenails and finger nails, Comedian Gene Pompa, voice mail, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, cash bonuses, cat allergies, wedding fat, and romantic night sounds. Tremble my tangerines!!!!

PODCAST 217

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Micro mites, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, bugs, football and tennis, and Dr. Ascot. BBQ my toadstools!!

PODCAST 216

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Decorating, sleep overs, finances, comedian Sean Tweedley, sleeping in, Harland goes to a basketball game. Tweet my turnip!!!

PODCAST 215

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Pulp, American Idol freaks, book stores, driving distractions, Comedian Sean Tweedley, bad at math, timing. Eat my front lawn!!

PODCAST 214

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Voice mail, pregnant men, comedian Sean Tweedley, airport pat down, hair and baldness, Dr. Ascot. Aluminum monkey warts!!!

PODCAST 213

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Queens and kings, football rules, bull riding, home security, cows in the snow, charities, wrong numbers. Big balls of bo-bo bingles.

PODCAST 212

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 12:00:00 -0500

Cheaters, corn dogs, body clocks, working out in the new year, sexy beds, pop up ads. Twiddly diddly dee!!

PODCAST 211 - NEW YEAR

Fri, 31 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

This is the new years eve show - listen in as I mingle at the new years party with all the cast and crew from the Harland Highway. And Happy New Year too!!

PODCAST 210

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

The ozone layer, planning for the new year, Celebrity Races, cheese, sports rules.

PODCAST 209

Mon, 27 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

A casual chit chat with an old friend. Sizzle my hot Tonka truck!

PODCAST 208

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

VHS tapes, Christmas carols, news stories and how they're told, Celebrity races. Sweet chicken cheese fries!! Merry Christmas everybody!!

PODCAST 207

Wed, 22 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

The doctor's office, Celebrity races, windows, toilet paper, and Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Butterscotch brumble breads!!!

PODCAST 206 XMAS PARADE

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Yes today is the day, it's the 72nd annual Harland Highway Christmas Parade. Hope you enjoy the festivities and Merry Christmas!! Sugar plumb dingle buns!

PODCAST 205

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Listener voice mails, dirty cars, movie snacks, Senior Feuntes, sneezing, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Bundles of biggles!!!

PODCAST 204

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Dr. Debbie Thimer (Life Coach), new coffins, book readers, Christmas guests, Fight Night final round. Scottish Olive oil faces!!!

PODCAST 203

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Positive people, Cameras, Dr. Ascot, putting up Xmas lights, and listener voice mail request. Blubbery balls of blongo meat!!

PODCAST 202

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Fist pounding, celebrity Xmas carols, violent theme parks, celebrity races, catching the flu, bullies. Pardon my garden!!

PODCAST 201

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Credit card swipes, accents, voice mail, bacon, tractors, and a visit from a zoo keeper. Lovely lump meat!!

PODCAST 200

Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Hallelujah, it's Podcast number 200. Today we celebrate this milestone and also talk about man kissing, airline security, and cell phones. Eat a bag of party poppers kids!!

PODCAST 199

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Strange news story, your face, work out people, horrible publicity stunt, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Tuna ass face sandwiches!!

PODCAST 198

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Osama in hiding, voicemails, drying off, interview with IHOP waiter, armed soldiers, and Timmy the campfire kid. Curl my frenchfries!!!

PODCAST 197

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Chocolate, Celebrity races, gay test, action figures, DNA, and Timmy campfire songs. Slap a starfish!!

PODCAST 196

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Voice mail, a twisted police report, dirty cell phones, smelly smokers, the car wash, and lastly Dr. Ascot. Bundles of burnt bongo drums!!

PODCAST 195 - THANKSGIVING SPECIAL

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0500

It's our annual Thanksgiving day parade hosted by John Waters and John Starter - Have fun, and be sure to give thanks for your face!

PODCAST 194

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0500

A lecture from a comedian, listener voice mail where sex injury's are revealed, and then, there's trouble brewing on the Harland Highway, the future of the show hangs in the balance.

PODCAST 193

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Saying hello's, bumble bee prank, counterfeit money, voice mail, clothes shopping, dangerous sex. Bless my bacteria scabs!!

PODCAST 192

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Dangerous nature story, airport terminals, celebrity races, hiccup girl, UFO phone call, Strange fire rescue. Sizzle my walnut oil!!

PODCAST 191

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0500

New fangled billboards, street lights, celebrity races, Harland sings a lovely love song, Timmy the campfire song kid. Peel my shrimp and call me Mongo!!!

PODCAST 190

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0500

New words, publicity stunt, ugly politicians, infomercials, Harry Potter, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Mingle my mangle!!!

PODCAST 189

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Kissing, dog surgery, ladies night, birthday news, voicemails, and Timmy King campfire songs. Peel my pork chops!!

PODCAST 188

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0500

My birthday, teen heart throbs, voice mails, crows, car batteries, girl farts, mammoths. Pass the onion butter kids!

PODCAST 187

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Family, grocery store baggers, BBQ Eddy, A visit from my cousin Kevin, loser friends, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Sun dried fudge meat!!

PODCAST 186

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Strange kissing, Are you a track star? Sports screamers, smokers dying, news teasers, campfire songs, baseball caps. Windy water wipeouts!!!

PODCAST 185

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Robins, earth worms, hot dogs, virgins, helicopter traffic reports, big announcement. Peel my fish scales!!!

PODCAST 184 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Fri, 29 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Full of horrifying special guests. You wont sleep well after this one! AROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

PODCAST 183

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Bottle returns, guest comedian, helmets, Google cars, Russian roulette, butter, running of the ....???? Whacky Tabaccckkky sauce!!!!

PODCAST 182

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Interview with my cousin Kevin, polls and pollsters, Russian roulette, call waiting, Halloween treats, Senior Fuentes, Quick tips, nicknames. Sweet tiddly winkles!!

PODCAST 181

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

BBQ Eddy, more owl stuff, lawsuits, no, Dr. Ascot hate voicemail, and then of course, Dr. Ascot. Silver slumber dogs!

PODCAST 180

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Eating at the movies, eyebrows, charity issues, voicemail, old technology, romantic letters, organic food. Squeeze my pinch face!!

PODCAST 179

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Russian roulette, chicks and Halloween, I can fly, close but no cigar, voice mail for cheaters, Senior Fuentes. Moo moo moo went the cow!

PODCAST 178

Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Cool movie dudes, street names, listener voice mails, rattlesnakes and cowboys, Cinnamon Boy, and Dr. Ascot. Sweet Apple chowder pie!!!

PODCAST 177

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

The finger, snack bar rip off's, Senior Fuentes, Outdoor kids, technology, nude chores, BBQ Eddy. Swimming salmon steaks matey's!!!

PODCAST 176

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Russian roulette, politics and money, mission to mars, Space visitor to studio, valet parking, bad car commercials, the question of the day. Slap my tuna melt!!

PODCAST 175

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Cold sores, wisdom from the homeless, people watching, best friends, strange bear attacks, Dr. Ascot. Twist my slippers!

PODCAST 174

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Trust, CSI, Shoe store time, Romantic letters, butterflies, listener voice mails. Holy Tuba player Batman!!!

PODCAST 173

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Sea creatures, Laughing at AIDS, Curious George, Life on earth, Rosa Louisa drops by. Corny cheese sauce!

PODCAST 172

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Dog diets, kicking dogs, listener voice mails, and Dr. Ascot. Sweet gurgling rain water juices!!

PODCAST 171

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

U.S. citizenship, airport golf carts, Death Valley, Senior Fuentes, Rule of law, and phone messages. Gargle your bargle!

PODCAST 170

Mon, 27 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Amazing facts you didn't know, Dead Julia Childs, ghosts, street names, angel wings, and yes, Cinnamon Boy. Sweet mother of meatloaf!

PODCAST 169

Fri, 24 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Good God, I forget what's on this one - oh well, just have faith, dive in and enjoy a mystery grab bag of Harland Highway fun! HA HA...

PODCAST 168

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Waiters, girl secrets, sea creatures, air safety, and phone messages. Gulp, I swallowed a tasty podcast!!

PODCAST 167

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

How to tip, strange sounds, garage sale madness, old trucks, deja vu, owls, and info on my new indie movie Fudgy Wudgy Fudge Face! Blast off Billy Boy!

PODCAST 166

Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

This episode I sit down and have some great laughs with my friend Deven Green. Lots of fun stories, sweetsies, and even some singing too. Holy broiled butter sauce!

PODCAST 165

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Texting at the wheel, eating habits, a visit from Cinnamon Boy, politician support, logo's, and Rosa Louisa the cleaning lady.

PODCAST 164

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

My hilarious buddy Justin Schlegel drops in again for more hijinx and dindydandy's! What a knuckle sadwich treat!

PODCAST 164 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Yes, my special guest is back, comedian Justin Schlegel. A fun filled interview including the Harland Highway animal quiz!! Sideribs and wide faces!

PODCAST 163

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Morning show rockers, outboard motors, Dr. Ascot, Animal destruction, and a visit from Rosa Louisa the cleaning lady. Burn my toast and call me Sally!

PODCAST 162

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Tiger Woods divorce, the names of the United States, special drop ins from a hard rocker and the cleaning staff, and what's happening to the porno industry? Sweltering thumbtack sauce!!

PODCAST 161

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Special guest Singer/songwriter Sterling Mire from her band Darlings of the Day! Lucious Melba toast!

PODCAST 160.mp3

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Serious stuff and fingernails too - sweeeet honey mustard cornbread!

PODCAST 159

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0400

A collection of silly Willy topics in today's fun time grab bag! Have fun kiddies!

PODCAST 158 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

My very funny comedian friend Justin Schlegel is today's guest where we talk about many important and silly things. Be sure to put your face brace on for this one! Sweet mango chutney!

PODCAST 157

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Cell phone loss, roller coasters, seat belt dangers, Olio, the ice cream guy, and talk about an 80's rock ledgend. Get the crab meat Billy!!

PODCAST 156

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Big, fat balloons, people who work at night, celebrity endorsements, and yes, hair coloring. Sufferin' succotash shorts!

PODCAST 155 - ORNY ADAMS

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

My special guest is a very funny comedian, Mr. Orny Adams, what a delightful treat indeed! Heavenly clam chowder delights!

PODCAST 154

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

The Ice Cream man, drive thru regrets, prisons, comas, A scaaarrryy horror story, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Blobs of blob meat!!

PODCAST 153

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

SPECIAL GUEST comedian Greg Fitzsimmons, facial expressions, Senior Fuentes, ceiling stains. Pass the pine nuts on the left hand side!

PODCAST 152

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Too many survivor shows, air bags and seat belts, Harley Davidson noise and other motorcycle things. Cabbage wabbage!

PODCAST 151

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Interview with cast of big Hollywood movie, What happened to Tom Cruze? Voicemails, and Dr. Ascot. Twirl my turnip sauce!!

PODCAST 150

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

The BIG question? Pee in the pool and crazy toilet seats, a visit from the local ice cream man. Buttery butter buns!!

PODCAST 149 Justin Schlegel

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

My very special guest today is Justin Schlegel, a VERY funny comedian who is starting to blow up in the world of stand up comedy. Saggy sagebrush licorice!!

PODCAST 148

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

UFO's, Charles Manson, the metric system, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Lumbering lumber yards!

PODCAST 147

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Baseball, falling asleep at work, phone numbers, outer space stuff. Houston we have a garlic bud!!!

PODACAST 146

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Soccer blows, going to the dentist, caught in the act. Blundering blumber balls!!!

PODCAST 145

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Donuts, truckers, gummy sidewalks, students and stickers, and Dr. Ascot. Twirly twinkly twiddleflies!!

PODCAST 144

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

50/50, sleepwalking, ass pepper, nitrus gas, and when people change. Son of a sandpiper!!

podcast 143

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Manatee's, Getting old, Cinnamon boy, Old Faithful and PMS. Clam baked Brisquit!!

PODCAST 142

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Old technology, Sea monsters, Mother Mary, Confession, and Dr. Ascot. Trembling termite teeth!!

PODCAST 141

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Listeners letters from the Harland Highway mailbag, train accidents, the human body, cops and criminals. Tender sapling tips!!

PODCAST 140

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Street lights, 867 - 5309, must see lists, brains, gas stations. Finely shaved sun block!!

PODCAST 139

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Seatbelts, road trips, Mt. Rushmore, lightning, Ice cream parlors, gas prices, and Dr. Ascot. Watery wonder wheels!!

PODCAST 138

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Eggs, Elephant Man, leg hair, Harleys, and flat tires. Mumbo freaking jumbo!!

PODCAST 137

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Urban myths, Street lingo, customized pets, driving in the blind spot, honking the horn, hand writing madness. Butterscotch toenail sauce!!

PODCAST 136

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Smoking, BBQ Eddy, Whiney rules, kids on planes, fast food, and Dr. Ascot. Merciful Mongo Meat!!!

PODCAST 135

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Diets, celebrity races, BBQ Eddy, bikinis, stamps, strange sports. Lumley lulb lunks!!

PODCAST 134

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

New condoms, whack jobs, music lessons, romantic letters, pack rats, and the spring floods. LOvely luder bars!!

PODCAST 133

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Hair conditioner, baseball, Dr. Ascot, doormats. Garlicy sweet McSnuffins!!

PODCAST 132

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Pacemakers and fake body parts, BBQ eddy, pool toys, blow jobs and cockblocking, Senior Fuentes! Tingly tangly tangerines!!

PODCAST 130

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Special invite for Harland, spiders, tv remotes, bad kids, Senior Fuentes, and Celebrity Races. Timbly wimbly gimbly!

PODCAST 129

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Butter, fashion and clothing, gray hair, men's nipples, and the ever so annoying Dr. Ascot. Twiddly diddly dee!!

PODCAST 128

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Tantalizing tid bits of twizzle sticks!!

PODCAST 127

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

The oil spill, sno-cones, Senior Fuentes, Government secrets, insurance. Poppin poppy seed cake!!

PODCAST 126

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Tornadoes, Africa, Stretching, and something we all need, good manners. Somebody tell Paul Mcartney. Thundering walnut sauce!!

PODCAST 125

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Old folks discounts, BBQ Eddy, Celebrity Races, bad backs, dust, change and coins, prom night, and toenails. Porky the pudgy Princess!!

PODCAST 124

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Let's talk about your pee and pizza. Also BBQ Eddy, Senior Fuentes, household cleanser, and letters from you as we dip into the listener Mail Bag. Slumberin slug lips!

PODCAST 122

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Critters in your house, celebrity races, taxi drivers, bbq's, Eddy likes to party. Yum buns.

PODCAST 121

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

The national anthem, Senior Fuentes, outside the box, socks. Holy fluff a nut!

PODCAST 120

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Silly fun bags.

PODCAST 119

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Hurricanes, funerals, hugging, Eddy the bbq king, celebrity races. Sweet bean soup!

PODCAST 118

Mon, 31 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Tasty fun time treats and Dr. Ascot

Podcast 117

Fri, 28 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Blood, Gender issues, Wills and dying, Dating, Dr. Ascot! Clam Bake Tuesday!

Podcast 116 - Brian Palermo 2

Wed, 26 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

My buddy Brian Palermo drops by for chats about life, love and fun! WHAT A CHEESE TREAT!

Podcast 115

Mon, 24 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Lawn care, Senior Fuentes, indoor plants, breaking records, CEO's, and food! Happy bell pepper sauce!

Podcast 114

Fri, 21 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Romance and bad boys, Hooters, Smoking, and Dr. Ascot. Mumbly marble meat!

Podcast 113

Wed, 19 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Keith Richards from Rolling Stones, Overpopulation, peeling beer labels, hockey fights. Nitrus on a nightride Billy!!

Podcast 112

Mon, 17 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Special guest Brian Palermo, we talk about love, life, animals, and even do a little Improv together! Swwet funny fun bunch!

Testing from New Podcast Host

Mon, 17 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

This is just a test. We are in the process of switching to a new podcast hosting system and want to make sure the transition is as smooth as possible.

Podcast 111

Fri, 14 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Talk about toothpaste and other fun things - also Dr. Ascot! Bumbling blue bongo drums!

Podcast 110

Wed, 12 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Lack of sleep, illegal immigration discussion, languages. Tender strips of tender tiny beef!

Podcast 109

Mon, 10 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Debate over heaven or hell, Life Coach Debbie Timer, Water, manatees. Suds of buds and fun!

Podcast 108

Fri, 07 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Mothers day Podcast talking about all things Mother. A visit with Charlie Lee where we discuss his Mother's Day specials... oh, and it is Friday so a visit with Dr. Ascot too. Happy Mo Day Mom's!

Podcast 107

Wed, 05 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

My encounter with 2nd man on the moon Buzz Aldrin. Space fluid fever!

Podcast 106

Mon, 03 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Snoring, baseball, pillow mints and snacking, eating, toothpicks. Merry milk shake sauce!

Podcast 105

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Museums, being a kid, tying ties, and of course... Dr. Ascot! Thundering fudge barnacles!!

Podcast 104

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

A visit from James T. Kirk, discipline in the USA, the bald eagle, organic foods, car navigation. Simple as a pimple!

Podcast 103

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Outdoor concerts, New inventions, A visit from an odd fellow, interview with my Cousin Kevin and talks about breakfast cereal. Tiddly diddly dee!

Podcast 102

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Celebrity races, My NEW movie, interview with Led Zepplin, song lyrics, hero's, and Dr. Ascot. Pudgy Blueberry bumblebuns!!

Podcast 101

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Girls unsexy shoes, dolphins, too much showering, ants and insect murders. Sweet deep fried dumpling sauce!

Podcast 100

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Podcast #100, Senior Fuentes, Leather jackets, guitar lessons, pot holes, baby illness. Forest fried funbags kids!!

Podcast 99

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Sex changes, prom season, visit from my cousin Kevin, and Dr. Ascots Friday therapy. Sweet unicorn droppings!

Podcast 98

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Dreams, friendships, Podcast haters, rainy days and romantic moments. Swirl your frozen yogurt!

Podcast 97

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Spring mating and winter fat, Workout gizmos, street names, The Masters golf tournament, The BEST sport debate. Sun burnt teeth!

Podcast 96

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Home repairs, Gingy the gingerbread man from Shrek, burps & boogers, Dr. Ascot. Sweet tangerine tummy tumblers!!

Podcast 95

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Using up ink cartridges, Celebrity races, How to rate actors, truck tires, how was your Easter. Cranberry crinkle corn everybody!!

Podcast 94

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Posing for pictures, WD-40, Death of a friend, shopping for clothes, Beer gut! Rest in peace Eric Tunney.

Podcast 93

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Easter special with a visit from the Easter Bunny. Modern cameras and cell phone relationships, and of course, Dr. Ascot. Holy wing wang sauce!

Podcast 92

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Troubles in the USA, Government secrets, Technology, and plane watching as a hobby! Trukasaurus meatyus!

Podcast 91 - Special guest Cat Von D.

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0400

SPECIAL GUEST tattoo artist Cat Von D. Also, nice people, Ex flames, laser eye surgery, and octopie. Enjoy the beef!

Podcast 90

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Dr. Ascot, melting snow, new cheeses, and pot smoking babies! Honkalicious!!

Podcast 89 - with Brian Palermo

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Me and my improv buddy Brian sit around and talk about life! Lunch bag it!

Podcast 88

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Life coach Dr. Debbie Timer, modern people, popping pills, joggers, and stupid sayings. Happy catfish fillets!

Podcast 87

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Handicap parking spots and drivers, comas and sleeping, TV distractions, and Dr. Ascot. Swelled up meat monkeys!

Podcast 86

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0400

St. Pattys Day, pilot season, speaking, news anchors, and a visit from two really annoying guests! Have a green one man!

Podcast 85

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0400

St. Patricks Day, leprechaun guest, Sex crime, Spring break, and driving frustrations. Slurp it nice!

Podcast 84

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Celebrity races, old man guest, Voice mails, lip reading and sign language, women with hair, and male figure skaters and Dr. Ascot. Chips ahoy Dr. Doolittle!!

Podcast 83

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Dealing with fat people, dog death and dog breath, human survival, and what if people had tails? Have fun caramel buns!

Podcast 82

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0500

A visit from someone in the sex trade, iPod hunger, fat pregnant mothers, and comedian Orny Adams drops by for a visit! Glorious sweet treats!

Podcast 81

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Cover your mouth, laughing, annoying driving and celebrity races. Have a fun stack of fiddlesticks!!

Podcast 80

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Today we get phone messages from stoners, we talk killer whale attacks, food and general bad eating habits. Put your bib on Nelly!

Podcast 79

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Yawning, laughing, driving, and Celebrity races! What a tasty tootsie roll!

Podcast 78

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Celebrity races, phone calls from listeners, a spiritual adviser drops in, and yes it's Friday and that means Dr. Ascot. Happy twinkle toes!

Podcast 77

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Cures for the body, the way the body works, stress relief, body piercings, and a visit from Police officer Chin-Ho from Hawaii 5-0. Swirling seaweed sauce!

Podcast 76

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Car add on's, Animals making sexy time in nature, your first time and how many times lifetime, and other sexy topics. Sweet mumbling mold monsters!

Podcast 75

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Cell phone habits, Reality show breasts, oragami classes, special in studio guest, and the ever annoying Dr. Ascot! Have fun crab pickers!

Podcast 74

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Teen Sex Specialist drops in, kids in the new century, the rules of eating out, the rules of Happy Birthday! Enjoy my little sand bunnies!

Podcast 73

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Today I do some cheesy love song singing for you, then we talk about falling in love, trust, and farts! What???

Podcast 72

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

It's the Valentines day show - let's talk about love and the special someone in your wife...I mean life!

Podcast 71

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Pre - Valentines day show. Suggestions for valentines from listeners, romantic letters, love vs technology, making out in cars, and Angelina Jolie drops by. Enjoy landlubbers!

Podcast 70

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Let's talk about SEX baby, as well as traveling and packing. Will be discussing the USA and security issues, also modern day celebs vs old school celebs. Have fun dingbat hunters!

Podcast 69

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Crank calls, whiney adults, global warming, sports, breakfast truama, celebrity races and Dr. Ascot. Sweet buttery marmalade!

Podcast 68

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Man reports a UFO, Hand shakes and your health, Space sex, and so much more. Holy hulllaballoo!!

Podcast 67

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Today we read listener mail, make crank calls, and an alod friend of the show drops by the studio. Heavenly wax balls!!

Podcast 66

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Today's pod, surround sound, phones at the movies, pick up lines, camel toe, celebrity races, eating out, and Dr. Ascot. It's a Wavy Davy boys and girls!

Podcast 65 - Guest Tom Green

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

My special guest today is Tom Green. Lot's of silly fun talking about romance and scary movies! Lord lavender and the lovely bunch!!

Podcast 64

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Freak shows, body jewelry,Pavlov's dog, Julia Childs cooking from the grave, and my NEW BOOK!!! Sweet termite meat!!

Podcast 63

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Today I cover Electric 'murder' cars, drive thru's, commercials, wookies, sleeping partners, and breakfast ceral. What a wonderment of wondermeat!! Enjoy!

Podcast 62 - Guest Dane Cook

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Today Comedian Dane Cook drops in for some giggles, also first date holdouts, Korean nukes, more celebrity races, and a real scary story that happened to me! Get the marshmallows kids, it's nut job time!

Podcast 61

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Today I talk about modern baby carriages, Karma, creepy celebrities, intimidating phone calls from the USA, and lastly celebrity races! It's gonna be a corgi dog thunder blast!!

Podcast 60

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Today I talk about the power of the USA, men in uniform, funny sayings, throwing things. Such a hot basket of curly fun!

Podcast 59

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Discuss the movie Avatar, dreams, chest hair, street cleaners, high heels, and Mr. Magoo drops by to recite some Jim Morrison poetry! Sweet caramel fudge stains!

Podcast 58

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Today I talk about ponytails, Credit card swipers, Whole Foods, and my buddy Dane Cook drops in. And lastly a haunting song sung by me about suicide...hmmmm strange ending to today's show indeed!!! Fun frolicks five!

Podcast 57

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Voice mails, liposuction, Freddy Kruger, global warming, my gardener Senior Fuentes, and of course a Friday visit with my shrink, Dr. Ascot. Slithering swamp sauce!!

Podcast 56 - Guest Tom Green

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Special guest Tom Green drops by for some spectacular conversations and adventures. Tom and I go on a safari into Sponge Bob Squarepants brown pants!!! sweet tropical tree rot!

Podcast 55

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

Interview with man who had a CLOSE ENCOUNTER, roadside manners, illegal aliens, and a freckled face kid comes into the studio to sing for us! Sweet Korean corn bread!!

Podcast 54

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

1st show of 2010 we talk about sport clothing, landing strips (the female kind), funerals, and a visit with Charlie Lee to see how his new years went. Happy new ear!

Podcast 53

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

I'm talking about outsourcing in the USA, Romantic letters read by an expert, and Nerf Herder wrote an incredible Harland song. Jump on board and sing along fat ankles!!

Podcast 52

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Today we discuss security cameras, battery licking, dogs, and the evil things we do as kids. Scrump rumpdillyicious!! Enjoy!

The Christmas show and parade

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

What a treat. It's the annual Harland Highway Xmas parade as called by John & John in the announcers booth. What a freak show this one turns into. Enjoy everybody, and have a merry, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Podcast 51

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

More festive Christmas stuff, Xmas singing by actor Toby Huss, Gift giving, and a special sexy visit from the X Rated Mrs. Clause. Holy tinsel teeth!!!

Podcast 50

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Michael Jackson Xmas visit, mall Santa's, Jesus baby son of the lamb, gift wrapping and snow shoveling... lordy lordy get my snowboardy!!

Podcast 49

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Ho Ho Ho Mrs. Clause drops in for a visit, Senior Fuentes brings some present into the studio, and we talk about getting ready for the holidays. Sweet elf droppings!

Podcast 48

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Ruldolph's nose, Dr. Karen Xmas depression, feel good foods, and a call to the North Pole with Timmy the Elf, Santa's #1 workshop elf. What a tinsley treat!!

Podcast 47

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Holiday shopping, greenhouse gas solutions, Xmas decorations and a visit from Pshycologist Karen Attlewater to discuss holiday depression. Sweet clam sauce!

Podcast 46

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Death by coyote, pet love, outdoor smokers, and a listener complains about the Harland Highway....sweet merciful pot roast!!!

Guest Adam Carolla

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

My guest is Adam Carolla for today's show. He ist Vunderbar! Enjoy!

Podcast 45

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Food, money, and oh yes, Dr. Ascot

Podcast 44

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Bold, fresh, hazelnuts

Podcast 43

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Full moons,sports replays,politicians, and Cinnamon Boy