<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7470373957020767983</id><updated>2024-12-19T08:56:47.508+05:30</updated><category term="Sad Shayari SMS"/><category term="Dard Shayari SMS"/><category term="Hindi SMS"/><category term="Heart Touching Shayari SMS"/><category term="Love Shayari SMS"/><category term="Santa Banta Jokes"/><category term="Hindi Jokes"/><category term="Dosti Shayari SMS"/><category term="M K D Profile SMS"/><category term="Life Shayari SMS"/><category term="Husband Wife Jokes"/><category term="Hindi Shayari"/><category term="Friendship Shayari SMS"/><category term="Funny Jokes"/><category term="Bewafa Shayari SMS"/><category term="Miss You Shayari SMS"/><category term="Funny Shayari SMS"/><category term="Romantic Shayari SMS"/><category term="Good Morning Shayari SMS"/><category term="Happy Birthday Shayari SMS"/><category term="Sardar Jokes"/><category term="Good Night Shayari SMS"/><category term="Urdu Shayari SMS"/><category term="Sher Shayari"/><category term="Anniversary Shayari SMS"/><category term="Dirty jokes"/><category term="Dua Shayari SMS"/><category term="Hindi Poems"/><category term="CID Jokes"/><category term="Happy Diwali Shayari SMS"/><category term="Sorry Shayari SMS"/><category term="Student Teacher Jokes"/><category term="Holi Shayari SMS"/><category term="Munna Bhai Style Jokes"/><category term="New Year Shayari SMS"/><category term="Good Afternoon Shayari SMS"/><category term="Valentine Day Shayari SMS"/><category term="Christmas Shayari SMS"/><category term="Eid Mubarak Shayari SMS"/><category term="Independence Day Shayari SMS"/><category term="Promise Day Shayari SMS"/><category term="Good Evening Shyari SMS"/><category term="Mothers Day Shayari SMS"/><category term="Nice Day SMS"/><category term="Rose Day Shayari SMS"/><title type="text">Hava SMS | Hindi Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Hindi Jokes</title><subtitle type="html">Hindi Shayari for sharing on web and Social Networking Sites. Get latest Hindi Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Love Shayari SMS, Romantic Shayari Sms, Good Night Shayari SMS, Happy Birthday Shayari SMS, Funny Jokes and Friendship SMS.</subtitle><link href="http://havasms.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7470373957020767983/posts/default" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://havasms.blogspot.com/" rel="alternate" type="text/html"/><link href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" rel="hub"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7470373957020767983/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25" rel="next" type="application/atom+xml"/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17636837021629226630</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="16" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" width="16"/></author><generator uri="http://www.blogger.com" version="7.00">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1029</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7470373957020767983.post-634732722710588929</id><published>2018-02-04T18:09:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2018-02-04T18:10:53.260+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Good Morning Shayari SMS"/><title type="text">Sooraj Ke Bina Subah Nahi Hoti</title><content type="html">&lt;div class='post-bodyimgp'&gt;
&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFkdwOUoEMWV-ZKpOaQ7n64Lq5Uds0lABGkpDoMkSsSTRuTKyfsQg2FJKPW6t0_IRnurFmqQPF-9TDGbddmtuLk2l0Us2NDbwO-GAcapnYdQwAV86KwihKmAKVUg2t7Ku2Xe583O6mp_E/s1600/1298154464-best-love-quotes-for-girlfriend---cool-sweet-good-morning-quotes-for-girlfriend-wallpaper-hd.jpg' alt='Zindgi Har Pal Khaash Nahi Hoti' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Sooraj Ke Bina Subah Nahi Hoti,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Chaand Ke Bina Raat Nahi Hoti,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Baadal Ke Binaa Barsaat Nahi Hoti,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Aap Ki Yaad Ke Bina Din Ki Shuruaat Nahi Hoti.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Good Morning&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeQ30aahBhWysL_fv3sjvheRyWVmJwn_WKiN5erYb2UqYZRqWrZzC0FEoTWO3vNse6nSGAr1uyPgzwWiGZrtNDqoJozE9QuBSxp-wgeLuSWBd1Ir65THKzIkByTbsKwP1cBFsEesukm07p/s400/good_afternoon_+(6).gif' alt='Zindgi Har Pal Khaash Nahi Hoti' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Zindgi Har Pal Khaash Nahi Hoti,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Phoolo Ki Khushbu Hamesha Paas Nahi Hoti,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Milna To Hamaare Taqdir Me Likha Tha,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Varna Itni Pyaari Dosti Itefaaq Nahi Hoti.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Good Afternoon&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIZye-Gvtc9GfzPqAt-p-OardOr6-LQRpTuTKthmSrGeN0WehudJmGyTh3KbrXteGH1Z5PQOVb2VzRdkKKxRNrKYp6OdIpjyIAO8OuvWVHVfuQ2-0w3Vad2JygT3kkxcmpk154I8a_y7Vz/s1600/sad-M_K_D.jpg' alt='Usse Pyaar Huwa Jise Ham Kabhi Pa Na Sake' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Usse Pyaar Huwa Jise Ham Kabhi Pa Na Sake,&lt;br/&gt;Jiski Baato Ko Ham Kabhi Bhula Na Sake,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Dil Lagaaya Or Laga Kar Tod Diya Usne,&lt;br/&gt;Jise Bhulaana Chaha Par Ham Bhula Na Sake,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Apani Kasam Dekar Usne Hame Majboor Kar Diya,&lt;br/&gt;Muje Khush Rakhne Ke Liye Khud Se Door Kar Diya,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Hamaari Chahat Ko Kabhi Usne Samja Hi Nahi,&lt;br/&gt;Or Ham The Ki Unke Liye Apno Ko Hi Chhod Diya!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KTiDnFLW0F4/U1p0gnAXm2I/AAAAAAAAArA/W0BIaa-Q-PU/s1200/sad-alone-boy-wallpaper-4-794057.jpg' alt='Sapno Ki Duniya Ajib Lagti He' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Sapno Ki Duniya Ajib Lagti He,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Jhuthi Hi Sahi Par Har Khushi Nasib To Hoti He,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Beshak Aate Hai Sapne Kuch Pal Ke Liye,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Par In Palo Me “Jannat” Kitni Karib Hoti He.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpm2XsI4m-JLXSE77DKEdxBGLl1G2IsqdMiBUCKAbGraaP44BJIj5w2p0i8-sEBF9Rgr9Hbkkuj6CdqBzGMnG8JEFzR4Ii0X94NQFyg7d4qu_qFm_EeoBEPLIxxOCsox5GQl3lNPamkeI/s1600/sad+alone+(16).jpg' alt='Kaash Tu Bhool Jaata Sabhi Nafrate Ek Pal Ke Liye' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Kaash Tu Bhool Jaata Sabhi Nafrate Ek Pal Ke Liye,&lt;br/&gt;Mera Dil Kab Se Udaas He Teri Mehfil Ke Liye,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Ek Aas Ka Diya Jalaaye Baithi Hoon,&lt;br/&gt;Jo Ke Jalta He Sirf Tere Hi Liye,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Janta Hoon Tu Lout Kar Nahi Aayega Mere Paas,&lt;br/&gt;Jaane Kyun Har Baar Mehfil Sajaati Hoon Tere Liye,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Kabhi Aakar To Dekh Mera Haal Kya He,&lt;br/&gt;Me Kya Thi Kya Ban Gayi Hoon Tere Liye.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Biwi Neend Me Zorse Chillai: Jaldi Utho,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Mere Pati Aa Gaye&lt;br/&gt;Santa Utha,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Khidki Se Kud Gaya,&lt;br/&gt;Tang Tut Gayi,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Phir Khyal Aaya Sala Me Hi To Uska Pati Hu!!&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Chhote : Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar He!&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Bade : Muje Uska Naam Pata He.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Chhote : Kya Naam He Uska?&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Bade : Woh Bank Me Kaam Karti He, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha "Chaalu Khaata"&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Kisi Ko Mil Jaati He Rangeen Or Bahaare,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Kisi Ko Chaman Bhi Nahi Milta,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Kisi Ki Kabar Par Banta He Tajmahal,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Kisi Ko Kafan Bhi Nahi Milta.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Good Afternoon&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Raat Ki Tanhaayi Me,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Jab Koi Aahat Tume Jagaayi,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Chhup Ke Se Koi Tumhaare Bed Ke Paas Aaye,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;To&lt;br/&gt;Abe Dhakkan Chilla Zor Se Chor Chor.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMm4UT_FXsItlvzW3aeEm96el9T-z89vidhBYYBkhGLL7iVTDz9VNNZfceRndhoc3zv-ssanaj7QXT2qu5BWG7b5Ikq3x3JdMNyH11uqqNW9pv959pgyRbzdCtKjrGRnyBfGbBKdfw5i0/s1600/lonely.jpg' alt='Bahut Hi Udaas He Koi Shakhs Tere Jaane Se' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Bahut Hi Udaas He Koi Shakhs Tere Jaane Se, &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Ho Sake To Lout Ke Aaja Koi Bahaane Se, &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Bhale Tu Lakh Khafaa Ho Par Ek Baar To Dekh Le, &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Koi Bikhar Gaya He Tere Rooth Jaane Se.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Badalna Aata Nahi Hamko Mausmon Ki Tarah,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Har Ek Rut Me Tera Intejaar Karte He,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Na Tum Samet Sakogi Jise Qayamat Tak,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Kasam Tumhari Tumhe Itna Pyaar Karte He..&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Chhoti Si Zindagi He,&lt;br/&gt;Har Baat Me Khush Raho.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jo Chehra Paas Na Ho,&lt;br/&gt;Uski Aawaaz Me Khush Raho.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Koi Rutha Ho Tumse,&lt;br/&gt;Uske Is Andaz Me Khush Raho.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jo Laut Ke Nahi Aane Wale,&lt;br/&gt;Un Lamhon Ki Yaad Me Khush Raho.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Kal Kisne Dekha He,&lt;br/&gt;Apne Aaj Me Khush Raho.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Khushiyon Ka Intezaar Kisliye,&lt;br/&gt;Dusron Ki Muskaan Me Khush Raho.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Kyun Tadapte Ho Har Pal Kisi Ke Saath Ko,&lt;br/&gt;Kabhi To Apne Aap Me Khush Raho.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Chhoti Si To Zindagi He,&lt;br/&gt;Har Haal Me Khush Raho.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9OYGwesqSnfvbPfQNNttFOBnCQgJyprarrp_q0Inl_XsHKKnrFteRb2iBeXmWj4rQgcGch-Kec3-s0skSu6grTxMu5jx9yE-slJr0cxcfxQQXcAbGdzrFW-p7HPYeb8IvQzlCSEF7Ke8f/s1600/Happy-Birthday-Wishes-003.jpg' alt='Ho Puri Dil Ki Har Khwahish Aapki' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Ho Puri Dil Ki Har Khwahish Aapki,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Or Mile Khushiyo Ka Jahaan Aapko,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Jab Agar Maange Aasma Ka Ek Tara,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;To Bhagwaan Dede Saara Aasma Aapko.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;* Happy Birth Day *&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;


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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglwiakplyDtdynS_iXrjE291IC5US9GYLZlU7ZStEIzrT7QPADd3Ij6rmHa_UZfqo42WtT5iG0rndOWWLK5oKuPQ55Ms7Zr_yPN38a5x83by8NxJdKW8zje_aMg6W3AP88ZQdX9zWE7_2K/s1600/isolation.jpg' alt='Sitam Ko Hamne Berukhi Samja' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Sitam Ko Hamne Berukhi Samja,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Pyaar Ko Hamne Bandagi Samja,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Tum Chaahe Hame Jo Bhi Samjo,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Par Hamne To Tumhe Apni Zindagi Samja.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Santa : Tum Bike Itni Tez Q Chala Rahe Ho?&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Banta : Ye Letter Urgent Dena He.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Santa : Kaha?&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Banta : Address Padhne Ka Time Nahi He.&lt;br/&gt;Santa : Ok Go Fast.!&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Munna : Abe Circuit! Jaa Baajo Waale Ghar Se Doctor Ko Bula Ke Laa,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Meri Tabiyat Kharaab Ho Reli He.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! Aap To Khud Doctor Ho.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Munna : Bole To Meri Fees Bahut Zyada He.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0S3M72ju6B7D67MVSbo4QWJGBNT9wlCpXHQMu5rcXZZCHa_vO_yZ2M7F-GZ9Ju68sBVqo_7Sr88k6ez2Xy8B9jiwWDzynK-UnwndEMQiep6f_2qhQdExJ7Hx-fSWnIk5HtTdbwwJaMVBK/s320/after567.gif' alt='Na Yaar Ki Rushwaai Ho' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Na Yaar Ki Rushwaai Ho,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Na Jamaane Ki Buraai Ho,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Rahe Sabke Dilo Me Pyaar,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Na Judaai Ho Or Na Tanhaai Ho.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Good Afternoon&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOeL5bAV4_Enjw4rs0SEthrS3dQBTGVTjAR0e5i19MwUXWbqqAjYyPwwXME2z0X4zQ9knvdkFWkZx7dd6YIZqReezhQx1T1MYiEIVS2hM9PFRe8fYzJQvdm_IS7U-4Q-KkECqxHeOl88mM/s1600/249132_652128884802558_1054995815_n.jpg' alt='Wo Mera Dost Jo Khuda Jaisa Lagta He' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Wo Mera Dost Jo Khuda Jaisa Lagta He,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Dil Ke Paas He Par Phir Bhi Judaa Sa Kyu Lagta He,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Kaafi Dino Se Aaya Nahi Koi Paigaam Uska,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Shaayad Koi Baat Pe Hamse Khafaa Sa Lagta He.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwOBwta3OgYsN0666apH1NiQjSA0Wr97otkwOHJpgrbsUpn7ZmcG67HADx6HZxIEnTxBw4pq23NvwUrqNQksqjjUAlGsWMD3ZnaRdpO-4rdKMOD0GLiO3Rg5fYWy_3vsQ_0Wj1UWbQsTc/s1600/313092_233274246734263_100001550677749_668872_1255900419_n.jpg' alt='Kisi Ko Apna Banaane Me Der Lagti He'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Kisi Ko Apna Banaane Me Der Lagti He,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Kiya Huwa Waada Nibhaane Me Der Lagti He,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Pyaar To Pal Bhar Me Ho Jaata He,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Par Unhe Bhulaane Me Saari Umar Bhi Kaam Pad Jaati He..&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Har Ek Naya Saal Zindagi Ka,&lt;br/&gt;Muje He Phir Yaad Dilaata,&lt;br/&gt;Kitna Kuchh Khoya He Mene,&lt;br/&gt;Kitna Kuch Pana Chaaha Mene&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Har Ik Naya Saal Zindagi Ka,&lt;br/&gt;Muje He Phir Yaad Dilaata,&lt;br/&gt;Tu Door He Mujse Kitna,&lt;br/&gt;Tuje Chaaha Tha Mene Kitna&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Har Ek Naya Saal Zindagi Ka,&lt;br/&gt;Muje He Phir Yaad Dilaata,&lt;br/&gt;Teri Kami Kitni Mehsus Karti Hoon,&lt;br/&gt;Teri Yaado Me Kitni Khoyi Rehti Hoom,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Har Ek Naya Saal Zindagi Ka,&lt;br/&gt;Muje He Phir Yaad Dilaata,&lt;br/&gt;Tu Nahi He Mere Pass Phir Bhi,&lt;br/&gt;Tere Haatho Ka Ehsaas He Ab Bhi&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Har Ek Naya Saal Zindagi Ka,&lt;br/&gt;Muje He Phir Yaad Dilaata&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMdRd32_6PrUwio78mCnBB7CL6GYJUa0fIGV_5VGHbrNcJLZE2KVUEi1_QGUobJPl07yjC7E7OSLe9iAlEuB-aYMIUnFzeVW-wusFEy18ds-pYr0yz4mCY5L5X7-gautPdNFLx94mE3HMX/s1600/sad-alone-girls+(7).jpg' alt='Samja Do Apni Yaado Ko' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Samja Do Apni Yaado Ko,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Wo Bin Bulaaye Pass Aaya Karti He,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Aap To Door Reh Kar Sataate Ho Magar,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Wo Pass Aa Kar Rulaaya Karti He.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class='postimg'&gt;&lt;img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIe_47F6nYhQ82PTcTXyufMqxmLccUUcP5rt5UmT0MGyyHGg8eE9OoykApI-52pmXbQl8bNqu0SnJM8Jp6E0VwG2qbAPvqPkm879GV7dvijN0L6LRlyU3LfQqRBRK97xvV3akIkvtQ_alU/s1600/Good-Night-Love-words-hearts-good-evening-rodel-Tageszeiten-goodnight-night-time-Good-Night-Good-daniels-myalbum-quotes-kaw2-amicizia_large.jpg' alt='Duniya Me Reh Kar Sapno Me Kho Jawo' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Duniya Me Reh Kar Sapno Me Kho Jawo,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lo,&lt;br/&gt;Ya Kisi Ke Ho Jawo,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Agar Kuch Bhi Nahi Hota To,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Takiya Lo Or So Jawo.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Good Night&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;</content><link href="http://havasms.blogspot.com/feeds/4686270315206542747/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://havasms.blogspot.com/2015/05/duniya-me-reh-kar-sapno-me-kho-jawo.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7470373957020767983/posts/default/4686270315206542747" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7470373957020767983/posts/default/4686270315206542747" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://havasms.blogspot.com/2015/05/duniya-me-reh-kar-sapno-me-kho-jawo.html" rel="alternate" title="Duniya Me Reh Kar Sapno Me Kho Jawo" type="text/html"/><author><name>M K D</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04804750426997626733</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="18" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfjp5Dfh_Jv0JZyDRCdh9J2xRgiiKMq4GTyBvPS3NRNDpryuf7hm1N_yC0YAfLMb_B2kYKyzro-vcNBXRS1ujqiijNdAG-Rd_ySmn0ScfhieP1LgvG7JXwdM-UQEnV7yc/s151/*" width="32"/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIe_47F6nYhQ82PTcTXyufMqxmLccUUcP5rt5UmT0MGyyHGg8eE9OoykApI-52pmXbQl8bNqu0SnJM8Jp6E0VwG2qbAPvqPkm879GV7dvijN0L6LRlyU3LfQqRBRK97xvV3akIkvtQ_alU/s72-c/Good-Night-Love-words-hearts-good-evening-rodel-Tageszeiten-goodnight-night-time-Good-Night-Good-daniels-myalbum-quotes-kaw2-amicizia_large.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7470373957020767983.post-2454204681960401147</id><published>2015-05-19T01:09:00.003+05:30</published><updated>2015-05-19T01:09:55.223+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Dirty jokes"/><title type="text">Ladki Or Chai Me Hamesha 6</title><content type="html">&lt;div class='post-bodyimgp'&gt;

&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Ladki Or Chai Me Hamesha 6 Qualities Honi Chahiye :&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Garam Ho&lt;br/&gt;Tez Ho&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Meethi Ho&lt;br/&gt;Doodh Jyaada Ho&lt;br/&gt;5 Minute Me Taiyyar Ho&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;And Raat Bhar Sone Na De.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Santa : Kal Raat Toilet Me Gaya Toh Waha Bhoot Tha&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Banta : Achchha&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Phir Kya Huwa&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Santa : Hona Kya Tha Mene Use Bol Diya Bhai Aap Hi Kar Lo Hamaara To Waise Hi Nikal Gaya.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="postpara"&gt;Naukraani Ne Maalkin Se Kaha, Memsaahab Gajab Ho Gaya, Pados Ki Teen Auraten Aap Ki Saas Ko Peet Rahi He.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Maalkin Naukrani Ke Saath Balakani Se Aayi Or Chupchap Tamaasha Dekhne Lagi.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Naukarani Ne Poocha, Aap Madad Karne Nahi Jaayengi?&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Malkin : Nahi Uske Liye Teen Hi Kaafi He.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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