Okay, so I stole the headline, but as mentioned a couple weeks ago, I've found a "death pool" to get in on, and I'm starting to realize that picking people to die in the next year is hard work! I need fifteen names, and I've struggled to get to eight. Maybe I'm just overthinking it, trying to get the "right" people to die, but its tough. Updates later when I finalize the list, but suggestions are

I promised myself I would make this week's NFL picks interesting again... I lied. Atlanta, Baltimore, Buffalo (even though Cleveland WILL win 3 of their last 4 to really mess up their draft pick), Dallas, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Minnesota, New England, Denver, Pittsburgh, Green Bay, Arizona, Carolina, San Diego, Philadelphia, Kansas City. Thank you, good night. WordPress is closer

Actually, there are no winners here. Credit (or rather, full and total, complete and utter, absolute blame) goes to James for this one. He pointed out in a post today that "In Da Club" won the Billboard Music Award for "Best Ringtone". Best Ringtone. Are you serious? And if you are, will Alexander Graham Bell be getting all the awards he missed out on for the last 120 years or so? Who

I might be taking my first baby steps away from the oh-so-easy-yet-oh-so-vanilla Blogger as my main blogging tool. In the monthly email from DreamHost, they noted that they've made WordPress readily available and easy to install. And they were right! To some of you, this means nothing. To those of you that understand... HELP!!! I haven't quite gotten to the help manuals, but this is a bit

There is SO much that could be said about the innocent night out with coworkers I just had, but let me put it like this: If someone yells the line, "Jesus hasn't been here yet, motherf@%$er!!!" at you in a crowded bar, does the night automatically become a success? I thought so. It was a good night, though. I've found that bars in downtown Indy can be a bit pricey, but I guess bars in any

I didn't have anything to write about today, and then I went to the grocery store. There were alot of things I thought about while at the store, things that struck me as odd, or funny, or funny in an odd sort of way. All I can remember now is the 40 minute wait at the checkout. Yes, 40. As in a forty ounce malt liquor bottle. As in the big four-oh. As in, what in the hell is my fascination with

So Jeopardy! kingpin and head boob Ken Jennings has lost. Has anyone even paid any attention to this since it was announced that he was going to lose? "What is, I didn't think so, Alex?" More boobs... Bootch Davis is out in Cleveland. Officially, he resigned, but it's not like he wouldn't get stoned by the general public if he would have made it through this season and said something to the