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		<title>Sexy Satanic Tan Lines – Pentagram Bikini</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 03:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you goth, or a satanist, or just feel like having a pentagram tan line on your chest&#8230;then you may want to pick up this pentagram string bikini or one piece with triangle top that has a tie halter, and back. My only question&#8230;does it come in hot pink? You may also enjoy these Helablog]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pentagram_bikini_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32108" alt="pentagram_bikini_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pentagram_bikini_1.jpg" width="620" height="348" /></a>If you goth, or a satanist, or just feel like having a pentagram tan line on your chest&#8230;then you may want to pick up this <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/130906581/pentagram-bikini-for-goth-girls-who-want?" target="_blank">pentagram string bikini</a> or one piece with triangle top that has a tie halter, and back.</p>
<p>My only question&#8230;does it come in hot pink?</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pentagram_bikini_3.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32109" alt="pentagram_bikini_3" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pentagram_bikini_3.jpg" width="600" height="371" /></a></p>
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		<title>Man runs out of gas on Interstate, so he sets up his drum kit</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 02:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know what your thinking&#8230;&#8217;that&#8217;s umpossible&#8217;. Seriously though, what better way to kill some time when you run out of gas than to set up your drum kit and start jamming? According to the Baltimore Sun, Maryland state troopers eventually spotted the drummer and pulled over to investigate. He told the troopers he&#8217;d decided to]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/man_runs_out_of_gas_sets_drum_kit.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32102" alt="man_runs_out_of_gas_sets_drum_kit" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/man_runs_out_of_gas_sets_drum_kit.jpg" width="620" height="348" /></a>I know what your thinking&#8230;&#8217;that&#8217;s umpossible&#8217;. Seriously though, what better way to kill some time when you run out of gas than to set up your drum kit and start jamming?</p>
<blockquote><p>According to the <a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/randallstown/bs-md-co-drums-stop-20130521,0,4361855.story#ixzz2TxgjWOg8" target="_blank">Baltimore Sun</a>, Maryland state troopers eventually spotted the drummer and pulled over to investigate. He told the troopers he&#8217;d decided to kill the time by practicing. The troopers bought the man&#8217;s story, called a State Highway Administration truck to refill his tank, and then sent him on his way without issuing a citation.</p></blockquote>
<p>TIL: This is absolutely awesome&#8230;Keep a drum kit in your car and avoid getting a ticket.</p>
<p>[<span style="color: #ff6600;">Cheers</span> <a href="http://gawker.com/man-runs-out-of-gas-on-interstate-sets-up-drum-kit-to-509165589" target="_blank">gawker</a>]</p>

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Why would you serve a legal notice on someone who is non compos mentis?

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		<title>Just a Tree that had it’s Bark Zapped off by Lightning</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 02:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something you don&#8217;t see every day and quite possibly the fastest way to make a baseball bat, this poor tree just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. What am I looking at? A tree that got it&#8217;s bark ripped off by lighting. TIL: the reason why lightning can do this]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tree-lost-bark-hit-by-lightning.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32099" alt="tree-lost-bark-hit-by-lightning" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tree-lost-bark-hit-by-lightning.jpg" width="620" height="412" /></a>Something you don&#8217;t see every day and quite possibly the fastest way to make a baseball bat, this poor tree just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.</p>
<p>What am I looking at? A<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ep0c5/lightning_last_night_blew_the_bark_off_this_tree/" target="_blank"> tree that got it&#8217;s bark ripped off by lighting</a>.</p>
<p><strong>TIL:</strong> the reason why lightning can do this is&#8230;The water is pumped through this area, upwards to the leaves. When lightning strikes, it brings this water to a boil, cause a steam explosion which blows the bark from the tree.</p>

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		<title>Neato – A Bat-Stache</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 02:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not much to say other than&#8230;behold the Bat-Stache. Thanks to Redditor chrismusaf and a photo he posted of his friend’s facial hair shaven in the shape of the Batman logo. He&#8217;s like the star-burns of facial hair. You may also enjoy these Helablog postsMr Balls – The Terribly Wonderful Brazilian Testicle MascotNo, we are not]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bat_stache.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32094" alt="bat_stache" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bat_stache.jpg" width="600" height="600" /></a>Not much to say other than&#8230;behold the Bat-Stache. Thanks to Redditor <a href="www.reddit.com/r/batman/comments/1egmai/my_friends_new_stache/" target="_blank">chrismusaf</a> and a photo he posted of his friend’s facial hair shaven in the shape of the Batman logo.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s like the star-burns of facial hair.</p>

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		<title>I Kid you Not – Get Paid to Advertise on your Beard</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 01:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a never ending race to take advertising to the next level, a Kentucky-based ad agency came up with a high-concept platform that will put ads in untapped real estate&#8230; that untapped real estate &#8211; beards. Yes that unkept, scraggly place where food crumbs go to die is now going to be worth some cold]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/advertise_on_your_beard.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32088" alt="advertise_on_your_beard" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/advertise_on_your_beard.jpg" width="620" height="406" /></a>In a never ending race to take advertising to the next level, a Kentucky-based ad agency came up with a high-concept platform that will put ads in untapped real estate&#8230; that untapped real estate &#8211; beards.</p>
<p>Yes that unkept, scraggly place where food crumbs go to die is now going to be worth some cold hard cash&#8230;Half joke, half genius, the scheme pays men with facial hair<a href="http://beardvertising.com/" target="_blank"> $5 a day to walk around with a mini ad in their beards</a>.</p>
<p>Yup, and my fourth favorite fast food chain A&amp;W has actually signed up as a business partner.</p>
<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/advertise_on_your_beard_2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32091" alt="advertise_on_your_beard_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/advertise_on_your_beard_2.jpg" width="620" height="365" /></a></p>
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<p>[<span style="color: #ff6600;">Cheers</span> <a href="http://www.incrediblethings.com/work/get-paid-to-advertise-on-your-beard/" target="_blank">incrediblethings</a>]</p>

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		<title>Amazing Booty-ful Pop Art on Bare Bottoms</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now this is ART! Why I haven’t heard of artist Boyarde Messeger,and her notorious Pop Art Bottoms before is beyond me, but better late than never. Her amzing work features familiar imagery that addresses female gender stereotype, from Hollywood Glamour to golden age 1950s comic strips to Pulp Fiction Thriller Romance novels from the same]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pop_art_bottoms_3.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32077" alt="pop_art_bottoms_3" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pop_art_bottoms_3.jpg" width="600" height="387" /></a>Now this is ART! Why I haven’t heard of artist <a href="http://www.boyarde.com/" target="_blank">Boyarde Messeger</a>,and her notorious Pop Art Bottoms before is beyond me, but better late than never.</p>
<p>Her <a href="http://boyardelovesart.wordpress.com/pop-art-bottoms/" target="_blank">amzing work features familiar imagery</a> that addresses female gender stereotype, from Hollywood Glamour to golden age 1950s comic strips to Pulp Fiction Thriller Romance novels from the same era.</p>
<p>She combines hand painting and photography to produce playful, mischievous works that result in a brand new take on making the beautiful female form into a work of art.</p>
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<p>If you are looking to buy one of these sexy butts, you can expect to pay anywhere from $600 to $5000.</p>
<blockquote><p>Boyarde’s new Pop Art Bottoms, explores further her fascination with the female form and the nature of its power, engendered in the ‘pleasure of looking’: Scopophilia. This notion examines all gazes, from narcissism within the subject, to objectification by the viewer. Working with the Pop Idiom Boyarde re-contextualizes familiar sub-conscious Scopophilic images of all types of art from The Pre-Raphaelites to Lichtenstein, to The Golden Age of Comics, Pulp Fiction novels to icons of photography and cinema. In doing so she unravels the history of gender stereotype and by painting onto the female body for her canvas, she transforms high art into low art, back into high art, by embracing the wonderful vulgar progress of kitsch.</p></blockquote>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes I already know you want one, so the next time you are in your local pet shop, ask for a Callithrix pygmaea&#8230;the world’s smallest monkey. You may also enjoy these Helablog postsThe Deadliest Puppy in AmericaIf this was real, there would be no war in the world. No hunger, no disease. That's how much]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/worlds_tiniest_monkey.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32066" alt="worlds_tiniest_monkey" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/worlds_tiniest_monkey.jpg" width="600" height="369" /></a>Yes I already know you want one, so the next time you are in your local pet shop, ask for a Callithrix pygmaea&#8230;the world’s smallest monkey.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who knew just how much anger adding eyebrows and a mustache to a baby would create. Redditor, FindersCreepers knows just how funny getting drunk and drawing on your baby can be. No, it is NOT sharpie. It is eyeliner and it came right off in his bath that evening. Ridiculous that people are claiming it&#8217;s]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/baby_with_eyebrows.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32061" alt="baby_with_eyebrows" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/baby_with_eyebrows.jpg" width="620" height="697" /></a>Who knew just how much anger adding eyebrows and a mustache to a baby would create. Redditor, <a href="http://en.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1ebt4b/eyebrows_mustache/" target="_blank">FindersCreepers </a>knows just how funny getting drunk and drawing on your baby can be.</p>
<blockquote><p>No, it is NOT sharpie. It is eyeliner and it came right off in his bath that evening. Ridiculous that people are claiming it&#8217;s child abuse. It was harmless fun and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=495291673858947&amp;set=a.227015387353245.61136.107252392662879&amp;type=1&amp;theater" target="_blank">I have a ton of photos of him laughing his ass off</a>. I happen to be a Graphic Designer so I made the montage how it is myself.</p></blockquote>

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		<description><![CDATA[Truly art is in the mind of the beholder, but this is absolutely INSANE! I have unquestionably no artistic talent, but painting a blue canvas with a white line down the center is something I could probably do with my eyes closed. “Onement VI” from abstract expressionist painter Barnett Newman sold on Tuesday at a]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Onement-VI-by-Barnett-Newman-44-million_1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32058" alt="Onement-VI-by-Barnett-Newman-44-million_1" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Onement-VI-by-Barnett-Newman-44-million_1.jpg" width="600" height="503" /></a>Truly art is in the mind of the beholder, but this is absolutely INSANE! I have unquestionably no artistic talent, but painting a blue canvas with a white line down the center is something I could probably do with my eyes closed.</p>
<p>“Onement VI” from abstract expressionist painter <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnett_Newman" target="_blank">Barnett Newman</a> sold on Tuesday at a <a href="http://www.sothebys.com/en/auctions/2013/may-2013-contemporary-evening-n08991/overview.html" target="_blank">Sotheby’s auction</a> for $43.8 million dollars.</p>
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<p>OK, OK, the 8.5ft by 10ft dark blue canvas with Newman&#8217;s distinctive &#8216;zip&#8217; running through the center, was painted in 1953&#8230;but its still just a blue canvas with a white line.</p>
<p>Until yesterday, Onement V held the previous auction record for Newman. It sold for $22.4 million last year.</p>
<p>If Newman was still alive, his next painting&#8230;a canvas painted red with a white line, would probably fetch $50 million.</p>
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<p>[<span style="color: #ff6600;">Cheers</span> <a href="http://twentytwowords.com/2013/05/16/canvas-painted-blue-with-a-white-line-sells-for-nearly-44-million-4-pictures/" target="_blank">twentytwowords</a>]</p>

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		<title>Unreal! A Chopper with a Plane Engine</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what happens when your motorcycle just isn&#8217;t fast enough for you. Bow down and say hello to the Red Baron &#8211; a chopper powered by a 150hp nine-cylinder Rotec Radial R3600 aircraft engine&#8230;yes aircraft engine. That&#8217;s right&#8230; Over the course of 18 months, Frank Ohle figured out all of the ridiculously improbable steps]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/motorcycle_with_plane_engine_2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-32047" alt="motorcycle_with_plane_engine_2" src="http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/motorcycle_with_plane_engine_2.jpg" width="600" height="360" /></a>This is what happens when your motorcycle just isn&#8217;t fast enough for you. Bow down and say hello to the Red Baron &#8211; a chopper powered by a 150hp nine-cylinder Rotec Radial R3600 aircraft engine&#8230;yes aircraft engine.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right&#8230; Over the course of 18 months, Frank Ohle figured out all of the ridiculously improbable steps involved in <a href="http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/man-puts-plane-engine-in-bike-2013-05-13" target="_blank">turning his chopper into a plane/motorcycle hybrid</a> — that includes fitting a custom chassis, painting, suspension and electronics — and ended up with an absolutely insane, incredibly noisy nine-cylinder super-nut-job bike.</p>
<p>This is a man who doesn’t ask why but rather WHY NOT?</p>
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