Well at least you will have her phone number forever immortalized in ‘Bitches Imma Holla At’ little black book.

Possible Father’s Day gift?

2-Pack pocket notebooks
32 plain lined pages
3.5 x 5″

$9.95 at Cool Material

If you have a little extra cash on your hands you may want to take a look at some more of their amazing glass pipe work…by cash I mean between $3,000 and $10,000.

Chesterfield Glass

[Cheers boingboing]

Not only does it leave users stone-cold sober, it also doesn’t induce the munchies, the hunger pangs that the drug’s smokers generally suffer enjoy.

“It has the same scent, shape and taste as the original plant — it’s all the same — but the numbing sensation that users are accustomed to has disappeared,” said Tzahi Klein, head of development at Tikkun Olam, the firm that developed the species.

Many of our patients who tried the new plant come back to us and say: ‘You tricked me,’ because they assumed they had been given a placebo.”

According to Maariv, Tikkun Olam sought to neutralise the effect of the THC and to increase the effect of another substance called CBD, or cannabidiol, which has been shown to help diabetics and to ease various psychiatric disorders.

[Cheers geekosystem]

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No hamsters were hurt in the making of this film.

These tiny marshmallow puff balls are a far cry from their slender black, sometimes scary, cave dwelling cousins…measuring at a miniscule two inches long and snuggle up in groups under large leaves in the forest.

I’ll say it for you – I want one.

[Cheers neatorama]

I was happy to run in my community and show the world that we have good here, and disclose my work as a singer. Now I’m very sad, not knowing what to do. I am embarrassed by this situation.

Paulo bought two jars of a product purchased at a store that was claimed to be makeup…well I don’t think this stuff is makeup…after taking 20 baths to clean himself of the mystery ink, Paulo is still covered in green.

I spent hours in the bath trying to get this makeup and nothing. I had to ask for help from my girlfriend. The worst is that the ink or decreased. The product is impregnated in my body. Even rubbing soap, still green – he said.

Now poor Paulo has to sleep on the floor on top of plastic bags until the ink disappears.

Two questions…I really need to know why he is using a toilet bowl scrubber on himself and… Am I the only one thinking, is that really his girlfriend or mom?

[Cheers globo]

Double dog warning…DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU ARE SQUEEMISH!

This is the tweet illustrator Mao Sugiyama sent out to his followers a day before a colossal disaster in good taste occurred.

“Please retweet. I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen (about $1,250)…. I will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”

In what can only be described as a celebration of cannibalism (Japan has no laws against cannibalism), Sugiyama, born a man but a self-described “asexual”, underwent voluntary genital removal.

Being a chef and a performance artist, Sugiyama decided it would be a fantastic idea to throw a party and cook his removed genitals for the highest bidder.

On the day of the event a crowd of about 70 mostly twenty-somethings gathered, five to a table, to listen to a piano recital and panel discussion before the dinner. Although only five servings of the genitals were available, the other diners were served alternate beef- and crocodile-based dishes.

The five genital eaters comprised a 32-year-old male manga artist (there for “research”), a 30-year-old white-collar couple (who were “curious”), an attractive 22-year-old woman (who wondered how it would feel), and 29-year-old event planner Shigenobu Matsuzawa, who tweeted before the event, “It’s a once in a lifetime chance, so I decided on the spur of the moment to do it.”

Close-up photos of the braised genitals showed a sliced penis shaft with clearly visible corpora cavernosa and urethra, a sliced testicle with the look and texture of sea urchin sushi, and scrotal skin with about 3 mm of pubic hair growth. (WHAT!)

What was the verdict by the eaters? According to the deleted blog post by Matsuzawa (one of the lucky 5), the hard, rubbery penis root almost bent his fork, and he spit it out after a few chews.

OK Japan, you have now out done yourself. Now please…. just stop!

[Cheers buzzfeed]

Connecting with God requires a little peace and tranquility…but apparently it also requires complete isolation and a room with a view, an amazing view.
Constructed at mind boggling, dizzying heights on the sides of mountains, these impossibly built monasteries ensured only the most devoted – and vertigo-free – followers would join them for prayer.

Many of these monasteries were only accessible by steep and secret paths in order to provide the most seclusion as they sought uninterrupted spiritual awakening.

If you thought the pyramids in Egypt were an architectural marvel, take a look at the monastery on the side of Mt Huashan in China that dangles seemingly in defiance of the laws of physics.

Tired of the world… When can I move in?

The Taktshang Tiger’s Nest monastery clings to a cliff 2,300ft above the Paro Valley floor in Bhutan.

According to legend, the Tiger’s Nest takes its name from the ‘second Buddha’, Precious Guru Padmasambhava, who travelled to the site on a tiger.

The Sumela monastery in Turkey was created 386AD apparently after two priests discovered a miraculous icon of the Virgin Mary in a cave on the mountain.

The Holy Trinity is part of the Meteora – which translates as ‘suspended in the air’.

The monasteries of Agios Nikolaos Anapafsas (left) and Agia Roussanou (right) in Greece.

French mountain climber Catherine Destivelle during her ascension of the Rocher Saint Esprit, in the Meteora, with the Monastery of Roussanou located on a parallel summit.

A man is hoisted 250ft in a net, the only way to access the Monastery of St Barlaam.

The Holy Holy Monastery of Saint Nicholas Anapausas in Meteora, Greece.

The ruins of the Sigiriya, or Lion’s Rock, in the central Matale District of Sri Lanka, which was used as a monastery from around the 5th Century BC.

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