HeLoW p0h!

inlove wid a playah

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:49:00 +0000

4 once i want 2 b d 1 that makes a player fall, i wana b d 1 who made d player change and giv d player's all.. 4 once i wana b d lady hu got d player 2 quit d game, 4get about d play, retire d jersey.. and draw hearts around my name..

-inday, nangangarap na maging bf si chris tiu

efols and orange

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:46:00 +0000

B1: oi pare ano speling ng orange?

B2: ang tanga mo naman pare! Anong gusto mo ispell ko...

ung color o yung prutas?!

let's drink!

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:42:00 +0000

"Giv strong drink 2 those hu r perishing, wine 2 those hu r in anguish. Let them drink & remember their misery no more."
PROVERBS 31:6-7

ayan.. Bible na ung nagsabi ah! Octoberfest na! :)

Inday goes bold

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:27:00 +0000

1 day, Katrina Halili bought a copy of FHM to c f shes stil #1. After reading it, tinapon nya ang mag sabay sigaw:

"Punyeta!!! Sino c INDAY?!"

don't text me, k?

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:38:00 +0000

I will be out of the country starting tomorrow for an overseas engagement. It would be appreciated if you would refrain from sending me forwarded messages until i come back, since I am on roaming and it costs Php 10.00 to receive each message. Thanks.

-text ni Inday kina Dodong at Manang bago siya umalis papuntang america

coming to america

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:32:00 +0000

Sa U.S. Embassy -

CONSUL: Why do you want to go to the U.S.?

AMO: To truhvel, to bisit frenz and fly the hurplane.

CONSUL: Denied!!! and you? (tanong kay inday)

INDAY: For life is a never ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that i tender my great intent of actualizing a trans-Pacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom..

CONSUL: Lifetime multiple entry visa granted!

AMO: Potah ka INDAY!

professional growth

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:30:00 +0000

Do not limit me to the 4 corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.

-Inday, nagrereklamo dahil ayaw isama sa enchanted kingdom

terpsichore?!

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:24:00 +0000

The item in question is a childish representation of a prehistoric omnivore; purplish and with skills that include vocal calisthenics and terpsichore. It is also often mistaken for an engorged male sex organ.

-Inday, nasa toy store naghahanap ng barney

iodized salt! iodized salt! iodized salt tayo!

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:22:00 +0000

"ang itlog ay lulutang s baso pg may asin at lulubog kng wla, 2laran ang asin na ngpapalutang, ang taong matabang ay nakalulubog"

-Kuya Kim Atienza

p1 & p2

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 10:19:00 +0000

2 pipi naguusap -

PIPI1:
PIPI2:

PIPI1:

PIPI2:

PIPI1:

PIPI2:
PIPI1:

PIPI2:

PIPI1:

PIPI2:

PIPI1:
PIPI2:

Nkklngkot no? Nagaway cla. Sayang ung frndship! :(

is your water filtered?

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:15:00 +0000

s isang liblib n baryo-

BISITA:
Tatang, naiinom po b ung tubig d2?

TATANG:
Nasa'yo yn anak...

...kng gus2 m0ng nguyain, ayus lng. :)

get dat bol!

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:05:00 +0000

While it is indeed a thrill to watch two rival schools battle it out on the hardcourt, basketball does not define the greatness of either school.

-Inday, nakikisawsaw sa Ateneo-La Salle rivalry

trulalu o eklavu?

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:42:00 +0000

1. Trulalu
2. Eklavu
3. Eklavu
4. Trulalu
5. Eklavu
6. Trulalu
7. Trulalu
8. Eklavu
9. Trulalu
10. Trulalu

- batang bading nagsasagot ng true or false quiz

magSEXercise tayo tuwing umaga!

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:39:00 +0000

Sex Calorie Counter -

Lying: down: 90cal,
Standing up: 492cal,
Dog style: 426cal,
2nd round: 824cal,
Dresing up aftr sex while wife knocks at d door: 5000cal! :)

bakit hinugasan ni magdalena ang mga paa ni kristo?

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:35:00 +0000

Judas: Anong gimik yang hinuhugasan pa ni Magdalena and paa ni Bosing?

Pedro: Wag ka nga makialam! Drating ang araw..

ttwagn nla yang..

"FOOT SPA!" :)

anak vs aso

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:02:00 +0000

INA: anak! bat ba kanina pa masama tingin mo sa aso?

ANAK: e sya naman po nagsimula e!

sensitive si anak

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:58:00 +0000

1st day n school..

MOM 2 TEACHER: Very sensitive ang anak ko. Kung kailangan nyo syang disiplinahin, sampalin nyo lang yung...

...KATABI NIYA, mttkot na yun.

kutis ni inday

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:55:00 +0000

Amo1: Inday, ano gamit mo sa katawan? Ang kinis mo kasi eh!

Amo2: Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya no?

Amo1: Baka naman kalamansi?

Inday: No!

"ONLY BELO TOUCHES MY SKIN! WHO TOUCHES YOURS?"

Lufeet ni inday!

inday vs ederlyn

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:49:00 +0000

Ederlyn: ikw b ang inday na cnsb nla? At cno k pra i2ld s akn ang yong ksikatan ngayong akoy na3himik na?Wla kang krapatan pra pantayan ako! Hayop ka!

Inday: My apologies. But the fact is, your glory days are over, my friend. I find it somewhat ridiculous that you persist in inviting people to come to your party that never existed. You are beginning to get on my nerves, Ederlyn. Damn you! Damn you, Bitch!

Ederlyn: *biglang nag nosebleed*

akyat bahay gang

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:44:00 +0000

Police interrogating 2 criminals -

P: Saan ka nakatira?

Criminal1: Wala po akong permanent adress.

P: Eh ikaw? San ka nakatira?

Criminal2: Kapitbahay ko po siya.

numbers trivia

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:40:00 +0000

Did you know that if you spell the numbers 1 to 999, not once will you write the letter A?...

It only appears once you reach 1000...

uyy! magbibilang! :p

professional dignity

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:00:00 +0000

As much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession...

-Inday, tumatangging mkipagtsismisan sa katulong ng kpitbahay

talasalitaan: x-rated edition

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:53:00 +0000

Pinoy Talasalitaan:

KALMOT- haplos ng nasasarapan

DAKMA- hawak ng sobra s pagnanasa

DAHAS- pwersang pakiusap sa maarteng kausap

GAHASA- romansang walang ligawan

BATI- pagroromansa s sarili s pamamagtan ng kamay

MAHAL- damdaming nakabubuntis

OH- sarap na pinipigil-pigil

OOH- sarap na di mapigil-pigil

OOOHHH- sarap na sarap na d papipigil

HAHAHAHA- tawa ng manyakis na nagbabasa

i'm so uhaw, as in!

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 06:41:00 +0000

A thirsty city girl went to a remote barrio -

Girl: saan galing your water?

Matanda: sa ilog, iha.

Girl: ha? dini-drink nyo po yan?

Matanda: duh?! alangan namang i-CHEW namen ryt?!

1+1, 2+2...

noreply@blogger.com (eDgAr aLLaN p0h) — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 06:34:00 +0000

Teacher: Juan, 1+3?

Juan: Hmm, 4 po mam!

Teacher: Very good! O ikaw naman Pedro, 3+1?

Pedro: Ayan na! Ayan na! Put*ngina pag ung mahirap sakin!