I thought this week was going to be slow, but it picked up on Thursday and Friday when about half of the freebies above arrived. The diaper and baby formula will be a perfect way for me to introduce my friend’s baby to freebies. They’re wasting their time teaching her to say “momma” and “daddy,” but I’m determined to teach her “freebies” first. I guess I’d settle for “Goob” as a consolation.

Freebies Received

• $10 Pillsbury coupon booklet – All of the General Mills coupon booklets are still available through Coupons.com. Simply click on “Entertainment” and you’ll be able to sign up for them.
• Lever 2000 soap
• ZonePerfect Indulgence Nutrition Square
• Box of Enfamil baby formula (you can print out a certificate immediately. Registering on their site is how they can then send you the box.)
• Purex Complete 3-in-1 laundry sheet
• Coupon for free Reese’s Pieces
• Two Yogi tea bags (again)
• UnderJams diaper
• Coupon for free package of Borden cheese
• Cream of Wheat
• April 2010 issue of Parents magazine
• Spring 2010 issue of Search Marketing Standard magazine
• March 2010 issue of Dime magazine

So what all did you get this week?

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Next up is an NPR music at SXSW sampler on iTunes. It contains 11 songs from random artists, so hopefully you’ll find at least one or two that you enjoy.

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At tomorrow’s free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic, your kids will be able to build a free tabletop basketball set from 10-11am. Sure, it’s no LowesBot, but it’ll provide the perfect excuse to throw a ball around at your desk and not get any work done.

As usual, space is limited, so you may need to register on-line beforehand.

[via the freebie calendar]

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If this winter’s weather has gotten you down, then go for this 3 day Whitewater Trip on the Snake River through Hells Canyon. Speaking of which, we need to bring back the practice of naming things with awesome titles. The next planet we discover should be named Rock of Doom. Ends May 10.

All musicians might love a new Fender guitar worth $1099. Ends April 22.

I have no idea who this 10 year old Justin Bieber is, but you can hang out with him and Ryan Seacrest at Disneyland. That doesn’t really sound like a prize at all to me. Ends March 19.

As always, Rachael Ray has a boatload of giveaways, including a $50 Best Buy gift card, some books, and an oven lovin’ set. Various end dates.

Finally, I included the monogrammed barware set below, but Point Click Home has a large sweepstakes page. They’re giving away a cast-iron skillet, TITAN luggage, and maybe two dozen more prizes. Various end dates.

1. Trip to 2010 FIFA World Cup (05/01)
2. GarageVac (06/14)
3. Trip for two to Vegas & VIP Nascar tickets (04/11)
4. Trip to California, a guitar, and a jam session with Matt Costa (04/11)
5. $1,000 spa package from Oprah (04/05)
6. Personalized monogrammed bar set (05/07)
7. Trip for two to Stockholm, Sweden (07/31)
8. One Year of Organic Valley products (06/30)
9. HD TV (06/19)
10. Sonare flute, ARV $1700 (03/31)
11. One of four trips to Virginia (04/09)
12. Outdoor travel gear (06/01)
13. Lots of women’s outdoor gear (05/31)
14. Jamz High Performance In-Ear Headphones (04/07)
15. GSI Outdoors Ultralight Backpacker cookware kit (06/01)
16. Trip for four to New Orleans (06/20)
17. Trip to Universal Orlando’s Harry Potter World (06/01)
18. 12×18 Thomas Kinkade Disney painting (03/31)
19. $200 American Express gift card (05/14)
20. Trip for two to Vegas & Barry Manilow tickets (03/17)
21. Crosley Archive portable turntable & 10 vinyl albums (04/16)

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You know, her imaginary kids sound pretty wild. I think they need a night or two of Babysitter Goob to whip them into shape. I’m like Mary Poppins, but instead of singing and dancing, I use pranks and scary voices to inflict terror. Which means I’m actually nothing like Mary Poppins at all.

If you had trouble accessing the earlier Sam’s Club freebies, try using this alternate link.

[via Chris, who I now believe is the sentient form of Sam's Club's website.]

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With this free Everlast supplement, you get to choose from Energy or Recovery. I went with recovery, because I’m hoping that if I use it despite not exercising, maybe I can trick my body into thinking I exercised. It’s part of my long-term goal to get in shape without ever working out.

I’d be happy to share my results so far, but that will have to wait for later as I’m getting winded typing this post.

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The only freebies that I routinely get through company newsletters are these free Blockbuster Express Rental Codes. A code of GA13B1 was sent out today and it expires on 3/24. If you rent movies from these kiosks frequently, you might want to consider signing up for the newsletter.

Actually, wait, don’t do that. Why am I helping make my job obsolete? Ignore my previous advice and, uh, instead get rid of your computer! There, now you can’t sign up for that newsletter.

Wait a minute, then you can’t read HIF. Ugh, I honestly never got the hang of this self-promotion business.

EDIT: There’s also a code of G213A1, but that is good for today only (Wednesday, March 10).

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*curls up in the fetal position and begins whimpering*

[via Chris again]

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The only bad news is that Sam’s Club’s head of marketing must have had a bad lunch, because she’s angry again and demanding a member ID. As usual, nine random digits seems to work, but … oh crap, the Moral Police just pulled up in front of my place. Can I hide in your basement for a few days?

[thanks Chris]

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Let’s try again. Go to Disney’s site and type i into the code box. No, don’t type “into the code box,” just type i. Oh, not again. You’re killing me, Smalls!

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Sams Club has yet another freebie available today, but these free Scott rags don’t require a member code like yesterday’s trash bags. Why the change? Heck if I know. I could make a wild guess that it has something to do with Sam’s Club’s head of marketing and how she was in a vile mood yesterday morning because somebody drank the last of the oj and why is there peanut butter all over the kitchen, can you kids not make a freaking sandwich without getting it everywhere and who flushed all my highlighters down the toilet and don’t tell me that’s a pile of dog fur in the bathtub WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT USING THE RAZOR?! *deep breath*

So she took out her rage by making us type an extra nine digits. True story!¹

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1. In Goob’s head

“Don’t tie your brother up with belts and extension cords, don’t tickle your dog’s ears while they’re sleeping, don’t put live spiders in your sister’s bed.” Well fine, how about you tell me what I can do! While waiting for your response, I’m gonna go collect some spiders for…uh…research purposes.

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom]

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I only noticed because I recently got a number that ends in GOOB. I think it’s the coolest thing since sliced bread. I’ve been going around telling everyone I know about it, but I’m starting to regret writing it on all those bathroom stalls.

FWIW, both of the previous Astroglide freebies seem to still be available.

[thanks Debbie]

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Every time I go on vacation, I bring a few pallets of seasonings, dump them into the ocean, and then try to grab as many sea creatures as possible. It might explain why I’ve been banned from over 200 beaches. And here I was thinking it had something to do with my thong collection.

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Isn’t the name of this free Dunkin Donuts Turbo coffee a little redundant? Wouldn’t all coffee be considered turboish? Well, I should say, all coffee except for that stupid Turtle Paced Coffee. I don’t know what genius came up with that idea.

In order to get the freebie, simply click on the “free sample” link up at the top.

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I’m in the middle of doing my taxes and unfortunately there’s not an option for “eat this free John Frieda Luxurious Volume shampoo and never do taxes again.” Because I’d do it. In a heartbeat. In fact, I’m probably going to ingest this freebie anyway just in case there’s a loophole that I don’t know about.

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Another site for free Lipton green tea has been found in case you missed out on the offer last November. Just click on the green box in the right sidebar and you’ll be able to sign up.

I was curious as to what the AOX logo in the image above meant, so I googled it and was directed to this helpful animation. So there you have it, folks. It’s a small fairy that flies around your body and attacks any pollution headed in your direction. Mystery solved.

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I posted these free Purex Complete 3-in-1 laundry sheets in early January, but evidently their parent company took out a billboard in Times Square because my inbox has blown up with Hiffers submitting this. I’m not even sure if I got my previous sample, but then again, I don’t have the best memory.

Actually, I think I would have remembered this, as it looks frighteningly similar to those Listerine strips. Even the case kind of resembles them. I’d like to think trying to eat one of these sheets would have made some sort of lasting memory.

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During every Monday throughout March, stop in at your local Dunkin Donuts and get a free medium hot or iced coffee. If you can resist purchasing a dozen donuts while you’re there, then please send me some of your amazing willpower.

Lots of people are saying this is only working in certain regions, so be sure to call ahead. Trust me, I’d love to call every store in the country and make a detailed chart, but I’ve got other things I need to do over the next five weeks.

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