Hey, It's Free!

Free Meguiar’s Tire Gel

Goob — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:23:35 +0000

I often joke about how I hate to clean, but truth be told I keep my space fairly tidy. I vacuum, dust, always buy new pots so I never have to scrub them after their first use – you know, the usual. That said, cleaning my car tires is an activity that (A) I’d never think to do and (B) even when told it’s something other people do, I tilt my head to the side like a curious dog, squint my eyes, and finally shrug my shoulders.

But who am I to judge? If you want to keep your tires clean, text TIRE3 to 44567 and you’ll receive some free Meguiar’s Endurance tire gel. After you get a confirmation message, text STOP to make sure you don’t receive any future texts.

[thanks Deal Seeking Mom!]

Free Milk-Bone Trail Mix Dog Snack

Goob — Wed, 16 May 2012 15:45:49 +0000

Now Walmart is offering free Milk-Bone Trail Mix dog snacks. So if you skipped the last one due to your visceral hatred of Facebook, you’re saved from your dog hating you.

Free Ovaltine Chocolate Drink Mix

Goob — Mon, 14 May 2012 23:34:02 +0000

My first experience with this free Ovaltine chocolate drink mix was seeing it on Seinfeld. I thought since it had been mentioned on one of my favorite TV shows, that meant it was guaranteed to taste fantastic.

I was an idiot as a kid.

Free Clear Men Scalp Therapy Shampoo

Goob — Mon, 14 May 2012 18:30:56 +0000

The free Clear Men Scalp Therapy shampoo from last week is back with a new link. You don’t even need a secret code this time around! It’s probably because the parent company realized secret codes on the internet remain secret for as long as cookies in my presence remain out of my stomach.

The non-dude free shampoo offer is also under a new link for all the ladies out there! Which, judging from my research, is about 99.999% of you.

Free Arm & Hammer Sensitive Toothpaste

Goob — Mon, 14 May 2012 16:23:24 +0000

Here’s another free Arm & Hammer sensitive toothpaste link that demands we copy & paste it instead of clicking it. They sure nailed the sensitive aspect down.

http://freeahsensitive.com/

Make sure you click the link in the confirmation email they send.

[thanks Bethany!]

10 Pampers Gifts To Grow Points

Goob — Mon, 14 May 2012 16:05:34 +0000

When you enter code FBMD76C7HMEXT12 on the Pampers Gifts to Grow website, one of two things will happen: you’ll either earn 10 free points or your computer will sing The Star-Spangled Banner in French be exploding into a shower of flower and gummy bears.

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

Free Weber BBQ Seasonings

Goob — Fri, 11 May 2012 18:53:27 +0000

EDIT: These are now expired.

There are only 10,000 free Weber BBQ seasonings available on Facebook, but I haven’t seen many other sites post this, so tons of Hiffers should be able to snag a sample. Now when I forget I have burgers on the grill, their charred remains will at least be seasoned!

Of course right as I published this, their signup form started spitting out errors when you hit submit. You may have to try back in a few minutes/hours.

[thanks to Valerie for sending this in on Twitter!]

Free Mother’s Day Redbox Rental

Goob — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:33:45 +0000

I’ll be honest, I’m not really sure what’s the deal with this free Redbox Mother’s Day rental code offer on Facebook as I’m currently away from my home office. I think you like them, then call your mom to say hello, something something something you get a free movie.

Free Nexcare Bandages

Goob — Thu, 10 May 2012 20:34:38 +0000

Here’s a fun game I like to play with freebies similar to these free Nexcare bandages on Facebook. After receiving the sample, see how long you can go without accidentally cutting yourself and requiring the usage of said sample. My current record is 18 seconds.

Their system is a tad buggy/overwhelmed, so you may have to try a few times.

Free Milk-Bone Trail Mix Dog Snack

Goob — Thu, 10 May 2012 20:15:48 +0000

Oh boy. If you pledge to take your dog on a walk, you can get a free Milk-Bone Trail Mix dog snack via Facebook. Because that’s all I need in my kitchen – more non-human food to tempt me at 3am when I’m too sleepy to read.

I couldn’t get the stupid form to accept the security code, but it seems like I’m the only person encountering that error. I’m so special.

Free 8×10 Walgreens Photo Enlargement

Goob — Thu, 10 May 2012 16:37:15 +0000

Walgreens has our back in making sure we don’t botch this Mother’s Day by offering us a free 8×10 photo enlargement through Saturday, May 12. The code you’ll want to use at checkout is FREE4ME and pick it up in-store so you don’t pay for shipping. Luckily for the first time ever, I already have a card for Mom days in advance! Go me.

Wait. Mom, don’t read that. It was a joke! I’ve never left your Mother’s Day gift and card to the very last minute!

Thanks a lot, guys. Way to get me in trouble.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

CVS: Free Moisturizing Body Wash Coupon

Goob — Thu, 10 May 2012 16:07:36 +0000

Everyone besides New Yorkers can print out a coupon for a free full size moisturizing body wash at CVS. You’ll receive the coupon via email and it’s valid through May 20.

And before you ask, I haven’t a clue as to why people in New York can’t get this freebie. I could make up a reason, but then you’d know how good a lier I am.

Free Clear Scalp & Hair Beauty Shampoo

Goob — Wed, 09 May 2012 17:37:44 +0000

EDIT: It’s now dead!

Whoa. Not only is there a free Clear Scalp & Hair Beauty shampoo offer on Facebook, but they also have a separate free shampoo offer for men?! What kind of sorcery is this?! I don’t know how to process a freebie aimed at my gender!

You’ll need a VIP code, which is CLEARLYFriendWithBenefits for both offers. Clearly we’re all very important.

Free Pedometer

Goob — Wed, 09 May 2012 15:56:30 +0000

Golf Digest and Humana are teaming together to offer us a free pedometer. I hope they don’t expect me to actually walk when I play golf. Driving around in the carts is ~~half~~ ~~most~~ all the fun.

On second thought, I hope they don’t actually expect me to play golf.

After signing up, I was redirected to a login page. After signing in, I received a confirmation message that my pedometer would arrive within 60 days.

25 Free Huggies Enjoy the Ride Points

Goob — Tue, 08 May 2012 18:16:49 +0000

Hey, it’s our old friend Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards points! There are 25 points available thanks to code JXMDX-PSSRW-LXPGB. You’ll notice the site now has a section by the code box titled “Offer Code.” It’s a new feature that, according to my crack research department, is for… *shoulder shrug*.

I’m shocked I never spun that History degree of mine into a related career.

[thanks Budget Savvy Diva!]

Free Home Made Simple $25 Coupon Book

Goob — Tue, 08 May 2012 16:51:22 +0000

Today’s “Oh, that’s still available?” freebie is this free $25 Home Made Simple coupon booklet. The coupons never change like they do on Coupons.com or SmartSource, but they always let you request this book every few months. As you can see from the image above, all the coupons are for cleaning supplies, so I’m clearly not in their target demographic. But the giant pile of female hygiene products next to me kind of proves I’m not in most freebie demos.

Free Propel Zero Drink Mix

Goob — Tue, 08 May 2012 16:38:13 +0000

Here’s a Facebook page offering free Propel Zero drink mix. It’s also known as a “powder stick,” which sounds like a Pixy Stix to me. Long story short, don’t try mixing water and Pixy Stixs. I know from recent experience.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

Free Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream

Goob — Tue, 08 May 2012 15:14:31 +0000

Make sure you note this free Haagen-Dazs ice cream offer is an in-store freebie today, May 8, from 4-8pm (here’s a link to find any participating stores). I wouldn’t want you to mistakenly walk out of your grocery store carrying a few un-paid ice creams. That job, and subsequent tackle in the parking lot, is reserved for me after I’ve drank a few bottles of wine.

Free Mrs. Dash Original Blend Spices

Goob — Mon, 07 May 2012 17:12:04 +0000

Is the free Mrs. Dash original blend spices is back? Sure is! What would you do without my expert analysis?

They’ve got around 20,000 left today. Don’t worry, if you miss out, it refreshes with another 30,000 samples every day at 8am EST. You’ll have to use Facebook and temporarily disable secure browsing (click the top, right arrow -> Account Settings -> Security -> Secure Browsing) but you can turn it back on after you sign up.

Free Curamin Pain Reliever

Goob — Mon, 07 May 2012 16:13:02 +0000

EDIT: Looks like this is dead already.

You gotta love the slogan for this free Curamin pain reliever sample. Got Pain? Try Curamin! When you think about it, when you’re in pain truly is the perfect time to try a pain reliever, as opposed to when you’re hungry or afflicted with hiccups. Glad they spelled that out for us.

I didn’t get a confirmation message (it redirected me back to the homepage), but when I tried to sign up a second time it told me I’d already registered. So I think the form is working.