The free Home Depot kids workshop is going on from 9am-noon this Saturday and it looks like they’ll be building a wagon. Sweet! Now my siblings won’t be able to say “but I can’t carry it all!” when I tell them to go get the mail.

If you happen to oversleep a little, then perhaps you could instead go to the free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic that runs from 10am-noon. They’ll be building a gingerbread house, but something tells me you won’t be able to eat it unless you’re a beaver. Be sure to register today if you want to attend tomorrow!

After straining your hands with power tools, head on over to your nearest Estee Lauder counter between 10am-8pm and get a free lip gloss as well as a two-minute hand massage! Hopefully my silver tongue will get me a few extra minutes of massage time. Or maybe I’ll get throw out by security for hassling the employees. Either way, the day will be interesting!

And finally, after pampering up a little, swing by Walmart on either Saturday or Sunday to get a free photo with Santa between 10am-2pm. Your children will treasure the photos once they’ve grown up – nothing brings back memories like looking at myself crying while on a stranger’s lap!

EDIT: Hiffers Andrea and Misty tipped me off that Michaels is also holding a free Santa’s Workshop on Saturday from 10am-1pm.

[via the freebie calendar]

Only the first 25,000 Facebook fans will get a coupon for a free 16 oz. pint of International Delight creamer, so stop reading this and go quickly. They’ve currently got 4,000 members, but who knows how many there are now!

Back so soon? Cool, now we can both enjoy some free coffee creamer this weekend! Unless, uh, you were too late. In that case, I’m sorry for getting your hopes up. But hey, you were the one asleep in the middle of the night! What’s up with that? Are you telling me I’m the only person who sees 2 am as prime freebie hunting time?

[via Deal Seeking Mom - thanks!]

EDIT: Looks like this offer has ended. You can still sign up for Vocalpoint, however, and get sample/freebie offers from time to time.

I’ve never used Vocalpoint before, but if you sign up for a free account and then join their Facebook page, you’ll get a free sample of Tide Swash. It doesn’t look like I’ll get the freebie though, because VP wouldn’t let me join. Apparently I’m two ovaries short of the required amount.

Hey, guys buy things too! And we tell our friends about them! I could go on a nice, long rant about the number of “women only” websites out there, but instead I’ll go drink some whiskey. I find it to be more productive.

They even gave away free dog food a few months ago! Was it made from old post-it notes? I half expected it to stick to the roof of my dog’s mouth, kinda like peanut butter. It was quite a let down when she ate it normally and then went straight to napping on the couch.

Walmart is offering free orange Benefiber and…hmm, that sounds odd. It’s orange flavored. The way I worded it made it sound radioactive. I mean, I can’t be positive it’s not radioactive, but let me try again.

Here’s a freebie that will almost certainly give you superpowers. Wait…dang it!

I’m officially jealous of Sam and not because he’s offering free Excedrin Extra Strength medicine. It’s because he has a club! I want a club. Goob’s Club. We probably wouldn’t sell stuff, but like any good club, there’d be lots of hanging out. And chilling. Unlimited drinks! Free buffalo wings!

Oh who am I kidding, my own club sounds too good to be true. There’s no way they’d let me join.

EDIT: Hey, they ended this a few hours too early! What’s the big idea?

Apparently there are these ancient relics published on a daily basis called nerspeppers – am I saying that right? Nooselabors? Nudeslayers? Oh, newspapers, gotcha – and one fine establishment in Los Angeles is offering a free download for Pixar’s Up soundtrack by using the code latimesdisney before midnight tonight. The entire download consists of 23 songs and runs just under 50 minutes of play time.

It’s not quite like watching the movie, but it’s the next best thing. Track number nine is even called “Kevin Beak’n.” Heh heh heh, oh my, I love a good pun. In fact, my favorite SQUIRREL!

I also feel good about what I plan to eat for lunch. There’s no way I’ll regret having a giant bowl of chili later on. No siree, I can’t see any way that could be a bad decision!

Huh? Oh, yeah this has nothing to do with a free Pillsbury 2010 calendar you can sign up for. Sorry about that. But as you can probably tell, I’m pretty focused on not killing something.

OH NO, a leaf just fell off! I gotta go!

Disney is releasing a new code every day for their free rewards program and like the free Amazon songs, we’ll be posting each days code on the forums. Today’s code is BLASTER and will net you 5 points.

I’d like to know who gets to come up with these codes. Is that a full-time job over at Disney? If so, how do I apply? I promise I could come up with some great words. FLIMFLAM. LAZER (it must have a z instead of an s). CANOODLE. All potential words I’d employ. Disney, call me, I’m free to start any time.

With my luck, the goofy photo I used will somehow get me detained in a foreign country. I’ve only been held once before, but that wasn’t really my fault. How was I to know that putting “drug kingpin” as my occupation wouldn’t be interpreted as a funny joke?

[via Janet - thanks!]

I feel bad for the archive team that will have to piece together my entire past after I die. Sure, everybody will want a complete record of the guy who saved the world from mutant zebras, but I’m not sure they realize how how many throwaway e-mail accounts I own.

I don’t know about you, but I hate cold weather. It’s too … cold! So, since we’re in the middle of a freebie drought, I thought I’d start a contest and give away four free $25 Starbucks giftcards to warm us up!

You can have up to five different entries into the contest. They are:

• Become a fan of HIF on Facebook.
• Subscribe to our RSS feed.
• Subscribe to our daily newsletter.
• Follow HIF and/or Goob on Twitter. You’ll get one submission for each follow!

Once you’ve completed your entries, fill out the form below and you’ll be set! However, please note that you can only fill out the form once, so make sure you’ve completed all of the entries you wish to make before submitting it.

The contest ends at 11:59 PM EST on Tuesday, December 8, 2009. Winners will be selected at random via Random.org and will be announced on our Freebie Contest Winners page the next day. To enter, fill out the form below! If for some reason, you can’t see the form, here is a direct link. Good luck!

December is now here (wow, really?), which means there’s a new Aerie in-store freebie available every Thursday. This month they’re offering a free comfort & joy chocolate bar that retails for $9.50 and who pays ten bucks for a chocolate bar?! Are there flakes of gold in it? Will it give me a back massage? Either way, I’ve added it to the new freebie calendar so that we can remember to get our diamond-filled chocolate all this month.

You have to be a member of their A-lister club, however you can join on-line or in-store for free and get your freebie the same day! You may want to call ahead and make sure your local store has some left in supply before heading out.

For the rest of today, you can use the Redbox rental code of SPNSV9 to rent a free movie. I just picked one up, but I’m not telling which it is. All I’ll say is that it has individuals in it who are humorous. You might say they’re funny people and … doh! The code should work through 12/2, so use it quickly!

If you’re new to Redbox, check out the Redbox Explanation Guide that covers all the basics of how to use the free rental codes as well as some personal tips & tricks I’ve discovered to help maximize your freebie movies.

863 minutes from now happens to be midnight, so you’ve got until then to sign up!

• Lady Gaga – Christmas Tree. I’m not sure I want to listen to this, as I’m still trying to get Poker Face out of my head. I don’t even like the song, but it won’t leave!
• X5 Free Classical Sampler – Classical Christmas. It comes with five orchestral pieces.
• Free Sampler Claus Album. Seven Christmas songs, one of which is by Frank Sinatra.

This is the only time of the year that I can put my full music library on shuffle and not feel weird when a Christmas song pops up. Now it’s time to try and dig up some more freebies while jamming to Little Drummer Boy.

[via Freebies 4 Mom - thanks!]

For the record, there are a billion and one sites out there that cover Black Friday and Cyber Monday, which is why I tend not to. Freebies? I’ve got those down. Telling which site has the ultimate lowest price on a product? I let others handle that. However, I am a fan of coupon codes that can be used on any product and so here are some that myself or family members have used today. Make sure you use them before midnight though, as that’s when most of them expire!

Amazon is releasing new sales every hour, but it looks like some of their Black Friday sales are still going on. For instance, I picked up Seasons 1-6 of Curb Your Enthusiasm for $79.99 a few days ago. Something tells me it’ll make its way onto my own bookshelf instead of wrapped under the Christmas tree. In addition, the Garmin nüvi 855 GPS I bought is still on sale for $300 off. Hooray for no longer getting lost!

Kohl’s is offering 20% off a $100+ purchase plus free shipping if you use the code CYBER20. If you don’t want to spend $100, try using the code CYBER15, which will give you 15% off any purchase.

Old Navy, Gap, and Banananana Republic are all offering 20% off plus free shipping via the code MONDAY. On the upside, there’s no minimum purchase. On the downside, I hate Gap’s holiday commercials!

Ebates has doubled (and in some case, tripled) their cash back percentages. A full list of the percentages for today can be found here and … wait, have I not written about this site before? Geez, okay, there’s something for me to do this week!

Finally, Victoria’s Secret has 20% off most items thanks to VSSAVE20.

To be honest, most stores aren’t even hiding their deals. Say you’re a fan of Kodak Gallery or Target.com – simply head to their site and wham, their sale offers are right there. If you have a favorite retailer, check out their site today and chances are you’ll quickly find their Cyber Monday deals.

What? You don’t like country? But you listen to Miley’s “The Climb”? Traitor!