Female staff members and interns on the Late Show With David Letterman, aren’t just watching ’stupid human tricks’; they’re turning tricks - with Letterman himself!

Dave fessed up to some “creepy” behavior after being the target of an extortion plot. Some are shocked by Letterman’s revelations, but I wasn’t too surprised. Dave’s production company is called ‘Worldwide Pants‘ for crying out loud!

I wonder if Ed Sullivan got this much action in his theater?

I just hope Dave didn’t have a threesome with Paul Shaffer! Now, that’s just creepy!

The drawing you are looking at is not the sketch of a man in pain, or someone throwing a tantrum; you are looking at a sketch of pure joy. I saw this moment of pure joy back in March when Michael Jackson held a press conference in London announcing his series of concerts entitled This Is It.

The ‘King of Pop’ had the waiting crowd hanging on his every word, but it was the chubby man in the front row, whose unbridled enthusiasm stole the show.

You can witness this moment of captured joy right here, you cant miss this guys crazy excitement!

“I’m so happy!”

I bet this guy was crushed on June 25th?!?

Susan Boyle is taking a page from the ‘Material Girl’ on her upcoming debut album; Boyle will cover Madonna’s 1995 hit ‘You’ll See‘.

I still think Boyle should sing ‘Like A Virgin‘. She was the inspiration for that song, right?

At least Susan is not singing any of Madonna’s more racier tunes like ‘Human Nature’, or ‘Erotica‘. “Erotic, Erotic, put you’re hands all over my body.” Yeah, I don’t care how great Boyle’s voice is, she could never pull that song off!

Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour was just named the highest grossing tour by a solo artist. I wonder if that has Susan Boyle thinking about her own solo tour?

Look for Boyle’s debut album on Nov. 24th, and her Stinky & Sweaty tour, coming soon!

Are you ready for National Real Hair Day on Sept. 8th? Never heard of it, you say? Well, National Real Hair Day is the brainchild of former super-model turned talk show crazy, Tyra Banks.

Tyra is taking off her weave for the season 5 premier of her show, and going all natural on her noggin.

I wonder what Tyra’s real hair looks like?  What’s under Tyra’s weave is about as suspenseful as when Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capones vault!

Anyways, didn’t Jerry Springer invent National Real Hair Day? I’ve seen plenty of would-be prostitutes lose their wigs on his show?

Hugh Grant might retire from acting for good, if he cant get over a recent bout of stage fright. Grant explained to Entertainment Weekly,

“I like everything about filming except the acting. In recent years, I’ve had really bad attacks, where I totally freeze up.”

I’m going to be really bummed if Grant gives up and retires! He’s one of my favorite actors. OK, so maybe he always plays the same character, but its a good character!

I’ve forgiven Grant for propositioning that nasty hooker, Divine Brown, and blowing it with his long-time love, Elizabeth Hurley. Heck, I’ve even forgiven him for ‘Mickey Blue Eyes‘.

So here’s hoping Hugh can get over his stage fright, and make another predictable romantic comedy!

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After weeks of being apart, Michael Jackson’s brain was finally returned to his body.  Jackson’s brain was on hiatus for a few weeks while toxicology tests were performed on it.

This is the longest Michael and his brain have been apart since the time he told filmmaker, Martin Bashir, that he lets young boys sleep in his bed! His brain had to have taken the morning off during that interview?

Now all that’s left to specualte on, is where and when Michael will finally be buried? It’s been over a month since the ‘King of Pop’ died; they’re stretching out this story-line, longer than the Ross-Rachel hook-up on ‘Friends‘!

I’ve got a bad feeling we wont see Michael buried for another 8 seasons!

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Robert Pattinson is the ‘Sexiest Man In The World‘ according to a British magazine.

I wonder how People magazine feels about this? They usually corner the ‘Sexiest Man’ market.

Apparently, Rob proves that you don’t have to own a comb to be sexy.

Second place on the list went to Johnny Depp, followed by Hugh Jackman in third.

Justin Timberlake brought sexy way back, coming in eighth place.

So, girls and some effeminate guys, did the British mag get it right?

You can read the rest of the top 10 here.

Jessica Simpson got herself in hot fire water last week, when asked if she would take back expensive gifts she gave ex Tony Romo, Simpson replied no, because she’s “not an Indian giver”.

Now Jess is explaining that her gaffe wasn’t racially motivated because she is Indian! It turns out Simpson is 1/16 Native American.

I totally agree with  Jessica Simpson; I never thought I would say that, but everyone is too P.C. nowadays! You cant make a joke or comment anymore without everyone wanting to scalp you!

And Native Americans have it pretty good! I can’t get into any clubs;  they always have reservations!  What gives?!?

I bet ex hubby, Nick Lachey, was from a different tribe? Jessica is probably Cherokee, and Nick - Apache?? Yeah, that’s not a good match!

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Pope Benedict the 16, 17, . . . Eggs Benedict - whatever his name is - is releasing an album this November. With the passing of the ‘King of Pop’, I wonder if Benedict will proclaim himself the ‘King of Pope‘?

Who knew the church had more in common with Michael Jackson than just molestation allegations? I kid, I kid . . . we all know Michael didn’t do it!

This album could be huge if just a fraction of the worlds one billions Catholics pick up a copy. The album should be called ‘50,000,000 Benedict Fans Can’t Be Wrong‘!

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