Hey girls, have you ever wanted to get your hands around ‘Twilight‘ hunk, Robert Pattinson? Well, you’ll get your chance this November when ‘Twilight’ comes to the Barbie universe.

You can recreate all the fun and bad dialogue of the teen-vampire drama with the poseable dolls of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. Interestingly, the plastic Barbie dolls seem more animated and lifelike than their movie counterparts?

I think Barbie has actually been a vampire all along? That girl has not aged in 50 years! Who knew, besides Joan Rivers, that being made of plastic is just as good as the immortality of a vampire?

Watch for ‘Twilight’ Barbie dolls in stores this November . . . and in our landfills forever!

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Kevin Jonas is trading his purity ring for a wedding band! The Jo-bro with the biggest fro, popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa, Wednesday.

Deleasa’s reply was “yes,yes,yes, like 500 times“, says Kevin.

So what does this mean for the future of  The Jonas Brothers? Well, honestly not much. Kevin has always been the least popular Jo Bro.

If Nick or Joe Jonas announced they were getting engaged, I’m sure the sound of  ’heartbreak‘ could be heard from 12 year old girls around the world.

Congratulation’s Kevin Jonas on your engagement. For a while, I really thought you were the “Lance Bass” of the bunch?!?

Can you imagine Johnny Depp bringing Michael Jackson’s life story to the big screen? Depp’s name is on a short-list of actors to portray the ‘gloved one’.

I don’t think the idea is so far fetched, I mean, Depp has played a man with scissors for hands, for crying out loud. We all know Johnny is a great actor, but can he dance?

Think about it, if you combine the child-like innocence of Edward Scissorhands, with Jack Sparrow’s reckless adventure, and Depp’s sexualy ambiguous Willy Wonka, - you have a latter-day Michael Jackson!

Depp even brought Michael’s hero J.M. Barrie to life in Finding Neverland.

Johnny had better start practicing his Moonwalk - Hee Hee, Shamon!!

23 year old singer, Kellie Pickler, is dating 38 year old rap/rocker, Kid Rock. Now that’s a match made in white-trash heaven!

I wouldn’t be surprised if the famously ditzy-blond thought her new beau was her age? I mean, he does have the first name ‘Kid’?

I wonder if Pickler knows that Rock’s real name is Robert Ritchie? Then again, I can’t imagine their conversations getting that deep!

Kid Rock was briefly married to Pamela Anderson; so, Kellie isn’t the only one who knows how to pick-em!

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Former actress, Lindsay Lohan, is not just bad, she’s in bad-taste! It looks like Lindsay’s using the death of Michael Jackson as a sad attempt at drumming up publicity for herself?

Lilo took to her Twitter and posted a picture of herself impersonating Jackson with the following message: “MJ was playing when this was taken, I’m not that much of narcissist.”

Lindsay’s photo proves two things: 1 - She is a narcissist, and 2 - Despite Michael Jackson’s skin changing color over the years; he had much nicer looking skin than Lindsay! One look at Lindsay’s legs will make any man glad she likes girls! Yikes!

The only thing Michael Jackson and Lindsay Lohan have in common is a dependency on prescription drugs! Lindsay is also the definition of ‘Dirty Diana‘, emphasis on the ‘Dirty’!

It’s a crazy time we live in when MJ dies, but the Lohan’s and Winehouse’s of the world live on!

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As I’m sure you’re all aware, Michael Jackson died today. One of my first memories of MJ was seeing him perform on the Motown 25th Anniversary special. That’s where he debuted and stunned the crowd with the Moonwalk.

The guy seemed super-human. He was walking forward but going backwards? It was like he had super powers?!?

I always had fun drawing and writing about Michael. I’m gonna miss all the silly jokes and drawing his pointy nose. On the pieces that I colored, he saved me a lot of brown ink!

Now, I’m going to moonwalk across my kitchen floor. . .

The economic downturn has not affected Johnny Depp. Depp was in Chicago this week for the premier of his new film, Public Enemies. While in the ‘windy city’, Depp ate at Gibsons Steak House, and left the waiter a $4,000 dollar tip!

Apparently Johnny doesn’t know that 15-20% is a standard amount to tip? Maybe someone should get him a tip-app for his phone?

But, seriously, this just shows how generous Johnny is! The happy waiter who received the tip told Radaronline,

“He may be one of the most famous actors in the world but he is a very ‘humble guy’ and a really cool dude.   Obviously, I was delighted with his tip but he has always been very generous every time that he has visited us here at Gibsons.”

I guess when you command $15 Million + per film; $4,000 dollars is spare change!?!

Courtney Love is deathly skinny! Looks like she wants to be the third Anorexic Twin?

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With the death of beloved television sidekick, Ed McMahon, many celebrities are remembering the impact he made on their lives.

Britney Spears took to her Twitter to remember the man who gave her her “first shot“.

Tweets Brit,

“I am deeply saddened by today’s news about Ed McMahon. He is responsible for giving so many artists their first shot including myself. He was a wonderful man and will be greatly missed.”

Where was Brit when McMahon’s house was in foreclosure? Oh yeah, she went nuts that year!

I wonder if Ed takes credit for Britney’s meltdown?

For Britney’s heartfelt thoughts on Ed McMahon, and staying sane for over a year now; she get three and thee-quarter stars. Hey-yo!

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After 5 years of slamming celebrities, and scribbling crude drawings on stars pictures; blogger - Perez Hilton, has finally come face to face with karma.

Karma came by the way of the pop-group The Black Eyed Peas and their manager, Polo Molina.

Hilton got into an argument with the Peas, and allegedly got beat down by their manager after calling them a gay slur. I don’t want to say what he said, but it rhymes with ‘maggot’.

Perez should have known better; never get into an argument with a group who’s name is ‘Black Eyed’. He should have had an argument with a band with a soft name, like, Belle and Sebastian, The Pussycat Dolls, The Jonas Brothers.

Hilton posted a rant the next morning on his blog. He looks fine. The drawing I did above is exaggerated. The first thing I thought of when listening to his Hilton’s rant was  - “drama Queen”!