Show Notes:

Joel tries to coax Eli into talking about his bachelor party, wedding and subsequent Vegas vacation with little to no success. The crew examines Eli’s Vegas souvenir: NUDEY PLAYING CARDS! Maybe we call a hooker. Just maybe. Also Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Scream 4, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Breaking Bad, Insidious, Mystery Team and more!

Cast: Joel Watson, Eli Luna and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

This episode is a recording of the Webcomics Roundtable panel from C2E2 2011 in Chicago, IL.

Cast: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With Slingshots.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

Travel Adventures! Josh’s gay cruise to Dick Island, Alex’s magical trip to Hogwarts and Joel’s Frakes-tastic Emerald City Comicon experience!

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

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Our New Sponsor: Tres Feo, Update on the whereabouts of Josh and Eli [one of them is dead], space shuttle Discovery launch, the great soccer sticker conspiracy, SNL Backstage, Robocop statue vs. Freddie Mercury statue, shitty movie suggestion: Eliminators (1986), Contact, lots of Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes in general conversation, Predator The Musical, talking space shuttles with my daughter, PBS loses federal funding, Tenacious D. & Flight Of The Concords, fake drama in Pawn Stars, Eli’s Pawn Stars challenge, teaching Roger about Twitter, Nathan Fillion buying Firefly, influential Albums, The Seabiscuit/Sexbiscuit donation challenge, Emerald City Comic-Con and C2E2.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

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It’s Josh’s birthday (but where is he?), Dallas’s mayor drives cabs and fights crime, update on Roger’s rape-van, The Justin Bie-bot, Tom Brislin’s new video-song, we leave Josh a B-Day voicemail, Roger hacks his car which pleases Hitler, Top Gear (US vs. British), Wizard Magazine/ The Wizard/ Wizard World/ Al Gore is an Internet Wizard, some 90′s Batman movie talk, An Idiot Abroad, The Twitsack: networking in creative industries, X-Men: First Class teaser trailer, Who hasn’t read Harry Potter?!,  a random story about masturbation, gay chorus advice, how does a sci-fi tv show succeed or fail?, and a proposition for Josh.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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What happened to Josh and Eli?, Roger has a van and a plan, Roger’s domestic adventures, power tools are terrifying murder machines, new Black Dynamite hits!, Kevin Smith (Red State, circumventing Hollywood, Too Fat To Fly, etc), X-Mas kids music on Pandora, Stop vegetable abuse, Patton Oswalt in Big Fan, SyFy’s Face Off, History Channel reality shows, scripted drama in reality shows, WAY TOO MUCH talk about American Chopper: Sr. Vs. Jr.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

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[Recorded 01/12/2010]

Black Dynamite, TRON Legacy is biodigital jazz, Old Chub Scottish Ale, Rocky Balboa, M&M tubes + sleeping kitties = Floaty Inception cats, Transformers 80’s Movie, Rape in a moonbounce (Revenge of The Nerds), offensive humour, 80’s cartoons don’t hold up, clay-mation, voice modulation, secret sauce, Summer Glau’s TV kiss of death and more!

Cast: Joel Watson & Eli Luna with guest host Alex Flores

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

The UNCUT Show

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[Recorded 12/12/10 @ Dragon's Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX]

This is part 2 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy!

Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, David Willis of Shortpacked and Randal Milholland of Something Positive

Here are some pics from the event on Flickr and Facebook.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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[Recorded 12/31/2010]

Our end of the year Podcastravaganza! We talk about TRON: Legacy, The best TV of 2010, Reality shows: Pawn Stars & American Pickers, Joel starts watching Doctor Who, all the movies we DIDN’T see in 2010 and LOTS MORE!

Cast: Joel & Eli with guest host Alex Flores and special guest Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls about geeky Xmas gifts for some reason!

The UNCUT Show

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[Recorded 12/11/10 @ Dragon's Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX]

This is part 1 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy!

Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content, David Willis of Shortpacked and Randal Milholland of Something Positive

Here are some pics from the event on Flickr and Facebook.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Show Notes:

[Recorded 11/30/10]

Eli tries again to kill josh, this time with Whipped Lightning “Whipahol”, Leslie Nielson died so we talk about O.J. Simpson, racist Hobbits, Joker cameo in Batman 3, Spider-Man musical woes, The Nasa Mystery Announcement, dark comedies: Extract & Observe and Report, Punkin Chunkin, Joel finally sees X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Grizzly Rage, Taiwanese news animation of ninja sword murder, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is VERY rapey and MORE!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

The Post Show: We play with all the sound FX on the mixer and it is terrible.

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Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

Sponsored and hosted by Infinistorm.

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Joose, 4Loco Four LoKo and other energized malt liquors, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1, The Green Lantern Trailer, Cowboys vs. Aliens, The Whedonless Buffy Reboot, Joel’s HBO/Cinemax Free Preview (the softest core of porn, G-String Divas, Dragonball: Evolution), The Venture Brothers Season Finale, Racist iPhone Apps, Black Friday, Eli’s Rockband confession

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

The Post Show

We do a horrible bit about the Sith Pope. It is truly terrible.

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Once upon a time I made A COMIC about Chris Hardwick.

Then, through the magic of Twitter and The Internet I was able to interview the very same Chris Hardwick while he was in Dallas doing a few stand up gigs. Chris killed with murder-style laugh-times on stage and was extremely gracious and kind off stage. I hope you enjoy listening to our conversation as much as I enjoyed… conversating it.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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If you Fancy Bastards aren’t already clued in to The Nerdist, you must check out his BLOG, The Nerdist Podcast (Matt Smith is the most recent guest) and The Node (a crowdsourcing/nerdsourcing/problem solving online community). Much like The Freemasons, it is invite only. So you’ll need to learn the secret handshake and go through the spanking machine to get in.

Show Notes:

Taco Delight, Skyline, Mtv’s Teen Wolf: The Teenage Wolf, Party Down, The Cape, Industrial Light & Magic: Creating The Impossible, Black Dynamite, Avatar Super Secret Special Edition Blu-Ray, Joel’s Letter From Prison, Austin Comic-Con, Joel Meets Doug Jones, Webcomics Rampage, Major Nelson Podcast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

Get access to the Post Show  + An uncut version of Episode 70 (over 2 hours long!) by subscribing to The Vault.

Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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An update on The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Do gays “69″ more than the average consumer?, Conan, The Walking Dead Episode 2, Geek News, w00tstock Dallas, hanging out with Adam Savage and MORE!

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Daniel

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

Get access to the Post Show (where we talk about how Eli’s job is to create Star Wars canon) + An uncut version of Episode 69 (over 2 hours long!) by subscribing to The Vault.

Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

Sponsored and hosted by Infinistorm.

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Voting for weed, Voting for politicians, Joel’s jury duty, Halloween haunted house fun times, JFK in Jaws, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Superman Lives, Adam McKay, The Walking Dead, Are there any podcasts in Dallas?, Zombie fighting dream team (it’s the Mythbusters), Borg Cube vs. The Deathstar, Gay Otters?, Drawing Josh’s dong

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

Cast: Joel, Josh & Eli

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

Get access to the Post Show (Featuring our exclusive interview with Uwe Boll’s new superheroine Blubberella) + An uncut version of Episode 68 (over 2 hours long!) by subscribing to The Vault.

Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Caprica capricancelled, New BSG Prequel, The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Tommy Wiseau Panel at SDCC, Glee Rocky Horror, Freaks & Geeks, Community, Josh refuses to watch SG:U, Joel’s Star Trek convention, Klingon anatomy, baseball?, Halloween, Old Man Logan

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

The Post Show

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Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Lots of fake/joke racism in this one for some reason. More than usual. If you think that would offend you, feel free to skip this episode.

Show Notes:

Why has it been 10 months?, Eli’s getting married, Interview with a Chilean miner, Runaway Train: The Movie, Bruce Willis on Between Two Ferns, Josh’s NYC trip and subway weirdos, Law And Order UK, Eastbound and Down, Spartacus, 30 Rock Live, The Next Three Days

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
We listen to YOUR CRAZY ASS VOICEMAILS on our new Fancy Hotline (203) 6-FANCY-B.

The Post Show

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Cast:

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Josh’s MAME arcade cabinet, Josh has food on his face, glory holes, the majesty of Danny De Vito’s naked body, fruit fly penis laser SCIENCE!, Leno vs. Conan, “New Scrubs” and other tv shows, James Cameron, Avatar and “Project 880″, Daybreakers,  more upcoming movies, Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, Philip K. Dick’s estate sues Google, the deleted Avatar sex scene, Time Warner/Fox feud, and Eli’s new shitty movie blog.

[Thanks to FB Robotjox for the show notes.]

The Post Show:
Do you want AN EXTRA HOUR OF PODCAST? Donate and check out the Post Show For Podcast 65 in The Vault.

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Cast:

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about James Cameron’s Avatar, the future impact of 3D graphics on films, Eli’s trip back to Texico, Old movies Joel has recently seen (The Happening/This Mist/The Killing Room), Josh seeing New Moon, Dollhouse, and the most regretted purchases the cast have ever made.

[Thanks to Ytoabn for the show notes!]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Post Show:
Want another half hour of HE Podcast? In the post show for Podcast #64 we talk about The 40 worst movies of the 00′s.

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Cast:

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Baylor Clown College, Paula Deen and Mint Juice, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Turkey Jones, Flash Forward and Other TV type news, ABC’s “V” [SPOILERS], Thanksgiving plans, Chooch and Chang’s El DeLorio print, and Sarah Palin’s book signing.

[special thanks to FB DrPepperMD for sending in the show notes]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Post Show:
Want another half hour of HE Podcast? In the post show for Podcast #63 we talk WAY TOO MUCH about Twilight and how it ruined vampires for me.

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Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode the HE crew talks about what we’ve been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of Dollhouse, V, Modern Family, Always Sunny, The Venture Bros., The Star Trek DVD relase and MUCH MORE!

Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered them… then due to a technical failure that part of the show was deleted. Sorry.

The Post Show: This was also accidentally deleted but we talked about how 1984 was the best year for movies ever. Just think about that and imagine what we said.

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It’s called HijiNKS ENSUE Volume 1: Godspeed, You Fancy Bastard and it’s available for preorder right now!

If all goes according to plan, the book should be finalized and off the the printer in the next couple of weeks, then the podcast can return.

Thanks for your patience,

~Joel

Cast:

Show Notes:

Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic,

This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, (more) Michael Jackson, Green Lantern Movie, Science Of The Movies

Comic Topics: Star Wars TV Show, I am Gay for Harry Potter

Fancy Recommendations: We give our opinions on “Away We Go,” “Narnia: Prince Caspian,” The State on DVD and “Year One”

The Mail Sack: We Answer some of your Tweeted Questions

The Post Show: [HERE IN THE VAULT] We talk about the movies with the highest all time body counts and the SciFi Sequels that didn’t suck

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Recorded:

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode.

We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, BSG Movie Remake, Buffy Movie, Daybreakers, Harry Potter Lawsuit, Billy Mays, Teen Wolf on TV, LOST mistaken for real plane crash footage, Alien Prequel, Chick-fil-A Sauce, Transformers 2

The Post Show:

In the Post Show for Episode 60 we talked about The Fancy Bastard Shitty Movie BirthdayCast.

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What: Shitty Movie Night to celebrate my 28th Birthday (which was June 3rd). We’re broadcasting the event live over Ustream so you can watch along and make fun of the terrible movies with us in the chat room.

When: Saturday Night, 06/27/09 starting at 8pm Central (barring the usual technical difficulties)

Where: The HE Podcast Ustream area

Why: Because it was so god damn much fun last time. Those of you who were there can testify that we had a blast trashing the shittiest of movies with Fancy Bastards all over the world.

Eli is providing the movies, so you know they will be frighteningly aweful. Hope to see you there!

-Joel

Cast:

Show Notes:

iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted clip, Arnold back for Predator reboot?, Indy 5 with Shia LeBoof, Ghostbusters, Shitty movie broadcast – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Trailer for 2012, Trailer for Impact

FB Harlo’s podcast – Bad Movie Fiends

The Mail Sack: We answer some of your questions!

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See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

So what’s going on in the world of Geek News that you would like us to talk about? Comment away!

Show Topics

• MacGruber: The Movie Really Happening!
• Anchorman 2 Close To Happening!
• Robert Rodriguez Wants Arnold Schwarzenegger For Predators
• Spielberg Puts Indiana’s Hat Back In Shia’s Hands
• iPhone 3GS first impressions
• FB Harlo and The BMFcast
• HE Shitty Movie Night Thing 6/27/09

The Mail Sack

• Reader Questions in the comments

The Post Show

• Top 6 Villains for Spider-Man 4
• Pixar vs. The Rest

Cast:

Show Notes:

All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions!

Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and visa versa, Animals, Jobs, Basements, Harry Potter Audio Books, Music to send into space so aliens know how bad earth sucks

Post Show [in The Vault]: We finish out the mail sack questions

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This will be an AUDIO ONLY stream. See you there for the live chat.

The HE Podcast is going through some transitions and it’s future (who, what and how it will be broadcast) is uncertain. Regular listeners will notice that I have been trying different formats, etc to keep the podcast relevant. The last few episodes have been plagued with technical difficulties and have resulted in less-than-stellar podcasts in both quality and content.

What I really want is to stop trying to jam all the geek news of the week into the show and really focus more on 2-3 topics or a single overall theme per episode. If you have ideas for episode themes, please email comics[@]hijinksensue[dot]com. Dont post them in the comments since they are episode specific.

Episode 58 is going to be MAILSACK ONLY! So post your questions, topics, geek news items etc and we will discuss anywhere from zero to all of them.

I’ve noticed a lot of you seem to spend a great amount of effort on crafting your questions scenarios (“If you were stuck on a the Lost Island with either Corey Feldman or the other Corey, which season of Quantum Leap would you want to watch on DVD?). You’ll find that we typically don’t answer those because they seem to be set ups with no punch line. You can’t force the funny. Simple questions (“What did you think of this season of Lost”, “Who was the best Star Trek Captain and why?” or “What was the craziest job you ever had?”) tend to get answered and have the most entertaining results.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

Cast:

Show Notes:

Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7:

Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield
Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant
Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2
Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator
Ep5: Foot Projector Porn
Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpson, Welcome to the Internet Fucker, Nerd Burlesque Show
Ep7: Josh’s Origin Story

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Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Josh’s Stories from Bear Pride
Aussie Candy Care Package from Rerun
I Drink Your Blood
Fancy Bastard Birthday Bash 09
Ghostbusters 3 with Dushku and Milano?
Terminator: Salvation
Hulu Desktop and The Glee Pilot
Party Down
Wipe Out
I survived a Japanese Game Show
Buffy Minus Whedon

[NOTE: This was our first Skype-cast. Since we anticipated technical difficulties there was no live stream, mail sack or post show.]

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Cast:

Show Notes:

Internet:

RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee?
Fish found in boy’s penis
The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away

Main Show Topic: The 08-09 TV Season

What shows were canceled/renewed, The Lost Season 5 Finale, Dollhouse, Terminator: TSCC, House, Law & Order, and Procedurals in general, The SNL Finale with Will Ferrell

From The Mail Sack:

Do we have TV prejudices? Lost’s attempt to win back it’s audience, Scrubs w/out Scrubs, more Dollhouse talk, ditching Cable/Satellite for internet only TV,

The Post Show [HERE in The Vault for donors and subscribers]:

50 Extra minutes of Podcasty Goodness!

Eli terminates Terminator: Salvation (see what I did there?) and we talk about the IMDB Poll of franchises JJ Abrams should reboot.

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IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!

• The show will be 90 min long
• Instead of the normal 15-20 topics, we are going to pick a theme for the show. Please try to post questions with regard to the theme.

This week’s theme is the just-ended 08-09 TV season.
This week’s co-hosts will be Eli and Alex.

We’ll be talking best/worst new shows, finales, what got renewed, what got canceled, etc.

See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.This Week In Internet

• RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee?
• Fish found in boy’s penis
• The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away

This Week’s Topic: The 08-09 TV Season

• Finales: Lost, Fringe
• Renewed: Dollhouse, Chuck, Castle, Scrubs, Big Bang Theory, Fringe, Parks and Recreation
• Canceled: Terminator, Reaper, King of The Hill
• Fall TV Cheat Sheet

Post Show

• Terminator: Salvation
• Franchises JJ Abrams should reboot

Cast:

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: Found Footage Festival Live, What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!, HE Podcast Clips

TV: Dollhouse Finale, Sarah Connor Made Me Do It

Movies: STAR TREK [contains minor spoilers],Star Trek: The best prequel ever, It’s Official. X-Men Origins: Deadpool and Wolverine 2 – It’s On… And In Japan

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

The Post Show [HERE]: The 10 Most Famous Geek Arguments

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See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

Internet/ General Geekery

• Found Footage Festival Live
• What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!
• HE Podcast Clips

TV

• Dollhouse Finale
• Sarah Connor Made Me Do It

Movies

• Star Trek: The best prequel ever
• It’s Official. X-Men Origins: Deadpool and
  
  Wolverine 2 – It’s On… And In Japan

Bonus Link (which is also addressed in the Mail Sack):

• Duke Nukem developer 3D Realms closes down

The Mail Sack

• Reader Questions are in the comments below

The Post Show

• Top 10 Star Trek Movie Moments
• The 10 Most Famous Geek Arguments

Cast:

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Hard drive death, Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel, Frightmare Weekend, dot-TV Domains, Brothels cut prices to beat the recession, Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record, Hunt for Gollum

TV
Heroes Finale, Time Warp, Dollhouse + Alan Tudyk, Save Terminator, Chuck has been renewed?

Movies
District 9, First look at Iron Man 2, Stepbrothers

The Mail Sack

• We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

The Post Show (HERE IN THE VAULT)

• http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-20-stupidest-gi-joe-vehicles-ever/
• http://www.gunaxin.com/the-most-ridiculous-gi-joe-figures/18417

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See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

Internet/ General Geekery

• Hard drive death
• Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel
• Frightmare Weekend
• Godaddy: Don’t Buy dot-TV Domains, The Island is Sinking
• Brothels cut prices to beat the recession
• Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Customers Go Insane
• Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record
• Hunt for Gollum: gorgeous-looking unauthorized fan-sequel to Lord of the Rings made for £3000

TV

• Heroes Finale
• Time Warp
• Dollhouse + Alan Tudyk
• The Fans Have Spoken: Save Terminator
• Apparently, Chuck has been renewed for a 3rd season.

Movies

• District 9
• First look at Iron Man 2
• Spawn Driving His Cape-Shielded Motorcycle Back to Screens
• Stepbrothers

The Mail Sack

• Reader Questions are in the comments below

The Post Show

• http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-20-stupidest-gi-joe-vehicles-ever/
• http://www.gunaxin.com/the-most-ridiculous-gi-joe-figures/18417

Cast:

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Millions of ’90s Geeks Get Nostalgic over GeoCities

Nintendo’s Game Boy turns 20

Oprah effect: 43% jump in Twitter traffic

A Living Example of a Hobbit Found in Qatar?

TV: Parks and Recreation, Sit Down Shut Up?, Caprica DVD is out, Mutant Chronicles

Movies

Robert Rodriguez’s PREDATORS

Rodriguez and Trejo In June Start Wielding MACHETE

TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity

The Mail Sack: We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS

The Post Show: Wild Card

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This will be a Joel, Eli and [special guest] Alex type of deal.

See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

Internet/ General Geekery

• Millions of ’90s Geeks Get Nostalgic over GeoCities

• Nintendo’s Game Boy turns 20

• Oprah effect: 43% jump in Twitter traffic

• A Living Example of a Hobbit Found in Qatar?
  

TV

• Parks and Recreation
• Sit Down Shut Up?
• Caprica DVD is out
• Mutant Chronicles

Movies

• Robert Rodriguez’s PREDATORS

• Rodriguez and Trejo In June Start Wielding MACHETE

• TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity

The Mail Sack

• Reader Questions are in the comments below

The Post Show

• Wild Card

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: 3 terrifying penis-biting stories (in one week?), Pirate Bay Verdict, Zombie Bible, The Multiple Migs Jizz throwing bill

TV: Dollhouse and Terminator not dead yet (but totally still dead), new BSG comic, Buffy Movie Rumor, The State DVD,

Movies: New Harry Potter trailer, Observe and Report,

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

The Post Show: Top 15 Kick Ass Robots of all time

[image courtesy of a commission I did for DallasObserver.com]

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Get access to the Post Show for Episode 50 (1 hour of extra Podcasty Deliciousness!) by subscribing to The Vault or making a small donation.

Show Notes:

General Geekery: LOST (i think we talked about LOST?), Eli’s Keynote Speech at the GEC, Topatoco HE Shirts, Surprise party with pork and cake!, Battlefield Earth Rifftrax, My Name is Bruce, I Love You Man, Captain Tightpants in Castle, April Fools Jokes, Science v. Space Magic in SciFi, He Book Club Update (The Road), The HE Wiki, Lost V. Bttf Time Travel

The Mail Sack: Your Questions!

The Post Show: Demi Moore saves lives via Twitter, Bruno Trailer, MiB3 + Ghostbusters 3, The Real Ghostbusters Cartoon, The Riddler in Batman 3?, more Mail Sack Questions [LONG post show. Over an hour!]

It’s the 50th Episode! Maybe there will be cake! See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

Intro: New England Webcomics Weekend, Allcon, Eli’s talk at UTD, TBRU 09

Internet: Ron Silver, Heat Vision and Jack, A guy on death row eats his ONLY eyeball, Cannibal Mom, The Colbert Capsule

TV: Syfy Channel, ‘Behind The Music’, Dollhouse, Better Off Ted, BSG Finale

Movies: “It” remake, ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ Trailer!

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions

The Post Show (IN THE VAULT): The Top 10 Craziest Sex Laws in America, 10 Coolest Movie Put Downs, and more Mail Sack Questions

In addition to right here on HijiNKS Ensue, you can pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

Intro

• New England Webcomics Weekend
• Allcon
• Eli’s talk at UTD
• TBRU 09

Internet

• Actor Ron Silver dies in NYC at age 62

• Utterly Nuts, but Sane Enough to Execute in Texas

• Mother cooks and eats friend in front of 7year old son..

• Oops: Colbert wins NASA space station name contest.

TV

• Sci Fi Channel Changes Its Name To A Typo

• VH1 Brings Back Hit Show ‘Behind The Music’

• Dollhouse (it got better then worse)
• Joel saw Better Off Ted
• BSG Finale (super cop out…)

Movies

• Pennywise is Coming Back for Me in My Adulthood

• ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ Trailer!

The Mail Sack

• Reader Questions are in the comments below

The Post Show

• The Top 10 Craziest Sex Laws in America

• 10 Coolest Movie Put Downs

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

Internet: BMG CD Club dead, Taco Town, Penny Arcade Bill, Asian Female Athlete a man, Toilet Restaraunt

TV: Star Wars Pilot Minus Jedi, Space Whore to Play Space Lizard, Heroes gets a season 4

Movies: Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 for reals, New Riddick Movie, Dark Fantastic 4, Animated Mad Max

The Mail Sack: We Answer Your Questions

The Post Show: Which Graphic Novels Made Good Movies?

In addition to right here on HijiNKS Ensue, you can pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

Internet

• “12 For One” CD Deals No More: BMG Music Service Ends In June

• Taco Town tacos, for real: fifteen starchy fried things all rolled into one

• Penny Arcade Commemorated by State of Washington

• Female athlete was really a man

• Edible Excretions: Taiwan’s Toilet Restaurant

TV

• It’s Pilot Season And George Lucas Has Begun Casting His Live-Action STAR WARS Series!!

• FIREFLY Girl Morena Baccarin To Play Alien Leader In ABC Lizard-Nazi Remake-Pilot V!!

• HEROES To Get 18- To 20-Episode Fourth Season!!
  

Movies

• Mickey Rourke Officially IRON MAN 2′s “Russian Villain”! Is Black Widow Cast, Too?

• New ‘Riddick’ Movie You Coincidentally Haven’t Heard About

• Let’s Try This Fantastic Four Thing Again

• Mad Max Returns, But Not As You’d Expect
  

The Mail Sack

• Reader Questions are in the comments below

The Post Show

• Which Graphic Novels Made Good Movies?

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

NOTE: The Plugin I use to manage the HE Podcast is broken. It’s not adding the MP3′s to the feed. If you see this post 3 or 4 times, it’s just me trying to figure out what’s going on.

UPDATE: I have no idea what’s going on. You can download the file directly here:

UPDATE 2: I’m using a new podcasting plugin. Not sure about iTunes yet, but you can play the podcast on the site now.

Show Notes:

Internet: Spinal Tap, Cat-Bongs, Light Gun hostage taker, HE Google search terms

TV: BSG, Lost, Jimmy Fallon, aborted BSG reboot

Movies: Alex’s Watchmen review, Terminator Salvation

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions

The Post Show: We anser MORE of your questions

Get access to the Post Show for Episode 47, Desktops and other bonus content by subscribing to The Vault or making a small donation.

See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

Internet

• Spinal Tap Rockers Announce “Unwigged & Unplugged” Tour, New Album

• Idiot stuffs cat into bong

• Hostage-taker wields Sega light gun

• HE Google Searches

TV

• BSG Finale is the same night as Webcomics Weekend

• On the Island, Highs are in the Mid-Seventies [Lost]

• Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Late Night’ Debut Scores Big Ratings

• Timberlake Imitates John Mayer on First Jimmy Fallon Show

• Will Timeshifting Save Terminator and Dollhouse?

• The Battlestar Galactica Reboot You Didn’t See

Movies

• Alex has seen Watchmen

• WATCHMEN Breaks R-Rated Record,To Play In Most Theaters EVER

• Bloggers Love Watchmen, But They’re On Their Own

• New Terminator Salvation Trailer Is Up!

• Alien Is Unfinished, Says Weaver

The Mail Sack

• Reader Questions are in the comments below

The Post Show

• TBA

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Get access to the Post Show for Episode 46 (45 min of extra podcasty goodness) by subscribing to The Vault or making a small donation.

Show Notes:

Internet!: Webcomics Weekend, The Weta Mermaid, Michael Jackson Auction of Oddities, Dinosaurs Fucking Robots

TV!: SciFi Fridays SciFail (imagine that), Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, The Final Conan O’Brien Show, Pushing Daisies, More Futurama on Fox?

MOVIES!: Remakes remake us cry (The Neverending Story, Clue and Total Recall), Ghost Busters 3, Dark Knight Economic Stimulus, Nick Fury, Arrested Development, Friday the 13th and Pride and Predator

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

The Post Show: 17 Bad Movies With Great Casts and the Trilogy Meter

See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

NEW SHIRT IN THE HE STORE!!!

INTERNET!

• Joel Attending The New England Webcomics Weekend

• Mermaid Dream Comes True Thanks To Weta Workshop

• Michael Jackson Auctions Off Bizarre Items
  

• Best New Fetish Website Ever [Dinosaurs Fucking Robots]

TV!

• Talk about BSG?

• Is The Sarah Connor Chronicles Cancelled?

• Don’t Get Too Comfortable With Sci-Fi Fridays

• Dollhouse will be fully awesome in episode 6, says Dushku

• Dollhouse Finds Its Audience… On iTunes
  

• Andy Richter Joining Conan’s “Tonight Show”

• Won’t Somebody Save Us From Smallville Season 9?

• Pushing Daisies’ Finale To Be Seen In LA – And Maybe Elsewhere?

• More FUTURAMA Coming To Fox Network??

MOVIES!

• THE NEVERENDING STORY lives up to its name…

• CLUE Remake Coming From Pirates of the Caribbean Director

• TOTAL RECALL is being recalled… totally…

• GHOSTBUSTERS 3 shooting this fall?!?!?!?

• The Dark Knight Breaks a Billion

• Sam L. Jackson Signs Huge Marvel 9 Pic Deal As Nick Fury

• Alright, So We’re Really Doing ‘Arrested Development: The Movie’?

• 5 Reasons The Arrested Development Movie Might Be Bad

• ‘Friday the 13th’ scores largest horror-film debut ever

• ‘Pride and Predator’ is Exactly the Combination You’re Imagining

The Mail Sack

• Reader Questions are in the comments below

The Post Show

• Terrible Twos: The 10 Worst Movie Sequels

• 17 Bad Movies With Great Casts

• 10 Most Egregious Academy Awards Decisions

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

This Week in Internet

• Barack Obama is Tired of Your Mothrfuckng Shit
• Christian Bale takes David to the Dentist
• 8 People Arrested In Michael Phelps Incident

Movies/ TV

• First ‘G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra’ Trailer – It Looks GOOD!

• Twilight Lite Gets Smallville Treatment At The CW [Vampire Diaries]

• Get Ready For Heroes’ Grittier Brother

• Exclusive: ‘Ugly Betty’ lives!

Video Games

• VP of Epic Games Responds to Gears of War DRM Issue

• Dead Space For Wii is OFFICIAL

• 3D Realm: Prey coming to the iPhone

• Zombie nazis are coming to get you in the next Wolfenstein

Comics!

• The Real, Honest To Goodness Fate of Batman Revealed, Finally

• While Batman’s Away, Batwoman Takes Over At Last

• Ultimates Get a Requiem, and Ultimate Spidey Gets a Makeover

• Marvel To Sell Digital Comics Through iTunes and
  

  Trailer for animated Astonishing X-men.

• FB Sean’s NYCC Pics and stories

TopicSplode!

• BSG Colon Cleansing
• Dollhouse Premiere
• Fringe’s pre hiatus game changer/starter

The Mail Sack

• Reader Questions are in the comments below

The Post Show

• 90′s Cartoon List from the Forum

• 16 Most Magnificent and Impressive On-Screen Transformations

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Eli and Denise review the Killers concert complete with stinky bikers, Gay Divorce, Michael Phelps BongGate, Olympic Pole Dancing, Klingon Robbery, Extreme Corpse Sports

Topicsplode!: LOST, Taken (PG-13 Version), Warner wants 7 Batman Movies?, Dollhouse Grindhouse Ads, BSG DVR Ratings, Super Bowl Porn, Gamely buys Shack News, UK Comic Laws, Black Dynamite, Walk Hard

The Mail Sack: Making our own Con (The HEXpo), Taking the Podcast Pro, Adapting Books to Movies, The HE Book Club (The Reading Rainbow Coalition),Obama’s Best/Worst Qualities, Favorite Venture Bros. Villain, Joel’s Geeky RenFest Proposal

The Post Show: 20 Scary Movie Moments from horror films

This will be, as so many have been in the past, a Joshless cast. Speaking of live casts and chats and such, I will be broadcasting my comic drawing live more often. Follow me on Twitter to get updates on when such things are likely to take place.

We’ll be touching base on LOST, so if you have any specific questions about the recent episodes, feel free to post them.

See you Friday night for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

This Week in Internet

• Mass. Lesbian Couple Who Led Gay Marriage Fight to Divorce
• Michael Phelps dropped by Kelloggs. Oh SNAP! Crackle Pop!

• Pole dancing an Olympic sport?

• AP alleges copyright infringement of Obama image

• Klingon Criminal Robs Two 7-Elevens In Colorado

• Tandem instructor dies mid-jump; other man survives

• Ghost Rider Sequel Gets a Green Light

TopicSplode!

• LOST
• PG-13 version of Taken

• Marvel: This Is Not The President You Are Looking For
  

• Warner Bros Wants Seven Batman Movies

• Dollhouse’s Sexuality Is Creepy On Purpose

• Caprica Comes To DVD Early, Allowing You To Influence Cylon Evolution

• BSG Is King Of Timeshifting

• A Look At That Patinkin-Free, Fuller-Free DEAD LIKE ME DVD!!

• GameFly Acquires Shacknews

• Will Anti-Porn Law Kill Comics In The UK?

• Black Dynamite

The Mail Sack

• Reader Questions are in the comments below

The Post Show

• 50+ Movie Remakes Currently in the Works

• Top 10 Celebrity Meltdowns

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh (eventually) & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Cash 4 C-3P0, Terminator is a horror film, Super Bowl Stripper Shortage, Narnia has a Lesbian Ruler, The Bacon Explosion

TopicSplode!: Tech Support for your Predator, A-Team Movie Casting Call, Machete the Movie, Zombie Mexican Wrestlers, Josh Makes it Rain

The Mail Sack: The West Wing, Celebs on Twitter, Game Renting and Sad Developers, Best Movie Endings, Adam and Jamie are Gay Hot, Dolphin Sex

Post Show: The Best “for TV” movie edits, Readers favorite movies where a lone dude has to go nuts and kill everybod

See you there for the live chat.

This Week in Internet

• Cash4Gold tries to bribe Cockeyed.com not to talk about them

• Another day, another lawsuit

• No Rest For Skeletor!! KUNG FU PANDA Man Confirmed To Direct Live-Action MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE Remake!!
  

• World gets its first gay head of state

• The Bacon Explosion – Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.

• NBC Greenlights LOST Vet’s Post-Apocalyptic Pilot DAY ONE!!

• Updated With Ken Johnson Comments!! V Remake Pilot Moves Forward At ABC!!

• Tampa Strip Clubs Flying in Talent to Meet Super Bowl Demand

• Texas Gets Its First Same Sex Divorce!

TopicSplode!

• Robert Rodriguez Spearheads Predator Reboot: But Can It Be Done?

• ‘A-Team’ Acquires New Teammate

• ‘Machete’ Getting Less and Less Fake

• Undead Mexican Wrestlers Get Big-Screen Debut [El Zombo Fantasma]

• Breaking: ABC benches ‘Ugly Betty’

• Buy one get one free: Harrison Ford cuts his pay in half

The Mail Sack

• Reader Questions are in the comments below

The Post Show

• Top 10: Worst Movie Edits For TV

• Your Favorite “I’m A Badass and I Must Kill Everyone Until I Am The Last One Standing!!!” (IABIMKEUIATLOS!!! for short) movies

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

The first 7 minutes of audio is crappy because I had to grab it from the Ustream Live Feed.

This Week in Internet: Heavy Metal band names, dead hard drives, Veronica Mars Movie, Wolverine Origins

TopicSplode!: White House Tech, Oscar Nominations, WTF Moments from LOST, Taken

The Male Sack: YOUR QUESTIONS

The Post Show (45 extra minutes of show in The Vault): Monty Python does YouTube right, Comedians that are also great dramatic actors (specifically Bill Murray), Enterprise vs. Galactica, BSG WTFrak Moments

See you there for the live chat.

This Week in Internet

• How An Illegal Filipino Satellite Combated the Censorship of Obama’s Speech in China

• Heavy Metal band name taxonomy

• Is Marvel Really Trying To Nickel-And-Dime Tony Stark?

• Seagate Offers Free Data Recovery, Considers Drive Recall

• Fla. man accused of samurai attack on girlfriend

• Miller High Life will have 1-second Super Bowl ad

• Veronica Mars Movie Finally in the Works!

• ‘Arrested Development’ Movie News! Almost!

• Mike Judge Plans 10-Year “Office Space” Reunion

• IMPOSSIBLE’s on a mission to revive Polaroid film

• Email from Hugh Jackman regarding WOLVERINE reshoots!

• Hulu CEO on ‘It’s Always Sunny’: We screwed up royally

Topicsplode

• Obama Staffers: White House Is a Barbaric Technological Wasteland Without IM or Macs

• The Oscars Overlook The Dark Knight But Love Backwards Babies

• Heath Ledger nominated for Oscar

• The Ten Greatest Lost WTF-isms + LOST Season 5 Premiere

• Taken – Everyone saw the European version but me

Post Show

• Eight Comedians Who Did Serious Well

• Starship Enterprise vs. Battlestar Galactica: Who would win?

• BSG’s Top “What The Frak” Moments So Far

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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TWII

• Watchmen Settlement Reached [Watchmen]

• Barbara Walters Wishes Edward James Olmos Had Played Picard

• Star Wars Retold By Someone Who Never Saw Star Wars

• Little Adolf Hitler and Sisters Removed From Home

• Pixar’s ‘John Carter of Mars’ is Second Most Perfect Definition of Hybrid Movie

• Breaking: Fox cancels ‘Prison Break’

• David Lee Roth + Microsoft SongSmith = Pure Horror

• Normal Couple Weds at Taco Bell

TWIOS/TWIG (This Week in Geek… Is someone already using that? I bet it’s Leo.)

• Obama En Route To Becoming Most Popular Comic Book Character Ever

• Struggling Chicago Tribune to launch weekday tabloid

• Virtuality’s Future Doesn’t Look Promising

• If Sam Jackson Gets Canned As Next Fury, Is RDJ Next In Line?

• British Press Blame David Bowie for Recession

• CBS Pumps Up TV.com to Create a Destination to rival Hulu

Post Show (in the Vault HERE)

• 5 Classic Cartoons They Don’t Want You To See

• Denise wants to start a Fancy Bastard Book Club

Both the BSG live chat and the Podcast will happen on the same Ustream Page (HERE). The BSG chat will not have any video might have video.

SCHEDULE for Friday 01-16-09

9pm Central (7pm West, 10om East) – BSG Live chat. We’ll be watching real time, so no commercial skips or anything. If you are East coast, you should be able to watch live with us. West Coasters are out of luck unless you can obtain the episode ahead of time and start watching it at 7pm your time.

NO SPOILERS!!!!!!!

10:30 Central – Starting HE Podcast #41 (HERE). Post your questions, topics and links in the comments, but rest assured that we will probably talk about BSG for a decent chunk of the show.

Podcast Topics and Links:

TWII

• Watchmen Settlement Reached [Watchmen]

• Barbara Walters Wishes Edward James Olmos Had Played Picard

• Star Wars Retold By Someone Who Never Saw Star Wars

• Little Adolf Hitler and Sisters Removed From Home

• Pixar’s ‘John Carter of Mars’ is Second Most Perfect Definition of Hybrid Movie

• Breaking: Fox cancels ‘Prison Break’

• David Lee Roth + Microsoft SongSmith = Pure Horror

• Normal Couple Weds at Taco Bell

TWIOS/TWIG (This Week in Geek… Is someone already using that? I bet it’s Leo.)

• Obama En Route To Becoming Most Popular Comic Book Character Ever

• Struggling Chicago Tribune to launch weekday tabloid

• Virtuality’s Future Doesn’t Look Promising

• If Sam Jackson Gets Canned As Next Fury, Is RDJ Next In Line?

• British Press Blame David Bowie for Recession

• CBS Pumps Up TV.com to Create a Destination to rival Hulu

Post Show

• 5 Classic Cartoons They Don’t Want You To See

• The Most Ridiculous Evil Twins In The Multiverse

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

This Week in Internet

• Elbert Paredes Explains the Filipino Version of Twilight

• Back To The Future, Bollywood Style

• Man Smashes Into Adult Sex Shop And Has Sex With Dolls

• Pushing Daisies Will Keep You Hanging On A Bit Longer

• I’ve only slept with two men – Paris Hilton

• The Polaroid camera is back, in digital

Topics and Links

• GALACTICA!! LOST!! 24!! DOLLHOUSE!! BIG LOVE!! DAMAGES!! SURVIVOR!! REAPER!! REAL WORLD!! CUPID!! 2009 Premiere Dates!!

• Is George Michael the ‘Arrested Development’ Holdout?

• Video distribution service coming to Wii

• Pilot Script Packed with Holo-Jackoff Jokes

• Ziff Davis Sells 1UP To UGO/Hearst, Closes EGM

• ‘Street Fighter the Chun-Li’ Trailer Gets Domestic

• Mickey Rourke Will Do Power Armor Wrestling In Iron Man 2

Male Sack/Mail Sack

• The HE crew answers YOUR geekiest questions

Post Show (at vault.hijinksensue.com)

• The 8 most absurd devices from sci-fi movies

• 11 Geeked-Out Movies we’re Waiting For in 2009

It’s the first HE Podcast of the New Year!

If you want to get caught up on old podcasts, check out the archive, the RSS Feed, the iTunes Feed and the HE forum thread where Fancy Bastard Tarmanydyn is posting selected highlights from past shows.

See you there for the live chat.

This Week in Internet

• Elbert Paredes Explains the Filipino Version of Twilight

• Back To The Future, Bollywood Style

• ‘Back to the Future’ Coming Back… to India

• Man Smashes Into Adult Sex Shop And Has Sex With Dolls

• Pushing Daisies Will Keep You Hanging On A Bit Longer

• I’ve only slept with two men – Paris Hilton

• The Polaroid camera is back, in digital

Topics and Links

• GALACTICA!! LOST!! 24!! DOLLHOUSE!! BIG LOVE!! DAMAGES!! SURVIVOR!! REAPER!! REAL WORLD!! CUPID!! 2009 Premiere Dates!!

• Is George Michael the ‘Arrested Development’ Holdout?

• Video distribution service coming to Wii

• Pilot Script Packed with Holo-Jackoff Jokes

• Ziff Davis Sells 1UP To UGO/Hearst, Closes EGM

• ‘Street Fighter the Chun-Li’ Trailer Gets Domestic

• Mickey Rourke Will Do Power Armor Wrestling In Iron Man 2

Post Show

• The 8 most absurd devices from sci-fi movies

• 11 Geeked-Out Movies we’re Waiting For in 2009

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

I’ll share a secret with you: The Post Show was fucking epic this time around. Check it out.

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Show Notes:

This week in Bullshit
LOTR report

This Week in Internet
Silence the Lambs the musical
Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276…
MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550
AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549

Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s…
New JUDGE DREDD Film Is Greenlit http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39529
RIAA finds its soul, will stop suing individuals downloading music http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/19/riaa-finds-its…
Tim Robbins is going to be playing Howard Stark http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-scoop-…
Long-Suppressed Gay Star Trek Episode Comes Out http://io9.com/5113745/long+suppressed-gay-star-t…
Store won’t put kid’s controversial name on cake http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/store-wont-p…
All KB Toys Stores To Be Liquidated And Closed http://consumerist.com/5107696/santas-not-coming-…
NY police officers plead innocent in sodomy case http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUST…

This Week in Movies
Slumdog Millionaire
The Day The Earth Stood Whoah
‘Machine Girl’ Number Two http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/machine_girl_n…

This week in DVD’s
Wanted
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This Week in Recommendations
Damages

This is the last HE Podcast for 2008!

See you there for the live chat.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

This Week in Internet:
Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical…
Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle…
Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com…
OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556…
Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo…
Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286
Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html…
Prop 8 the musical: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-…
Holy Book of Bacon: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
Cooking with balls: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/29/the-gonad-go…
Dutch ban shrooms: http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE4…

Topics for Discussion:

Let The Right One In
Brian Fuller back to heroes: http://io9.com/5102213/fuller-to-finish-heroes-se…
Re-Creed: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2…
New Scifi Pilot: Flash Forward: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39286
Caprica gets official green light: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39285
TRZ?:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tron-2-Plot-Synops…

The Male Sack:

• Your Questions!

NOTE: Other than this one there will probably only be one more HE Podcast this year (sometime around the 19th).

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Daisies gets canned
• X-Men gets a reboot?
• Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle
• Casual gamers will inherit the earth
• Reasons to love/hate Texas
• Eli Reviews True Blood
• The Gang reviews Zack and Miri
• PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!!

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SCHEDULE CONFLICTS AROSE AND THIS PODCAST IS ON HOLD…

!!!RESCHEDULED FOR WEDNESDAY NIGHT, 8PM Central (with or without Josh)!!!

No Podcast the weekend of Thanksgravy.

I think we’ll be talking a bit about Quantum of Something and Zack and Miri Make a Kevin Smith Movie.

See you there for the live chat.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it
• The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out
• Gay Superheroes on TV
• Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again?
• And we Answer your Questions

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Eli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Circuit City is Suckit Shitty
• Netflix streaming to Macs
• Michael Crighton
• Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar
• Eli’s Non-Video Game Art
• BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression
• More Sadness for Dollhouse
• Best and worst Birthday presents in honor of Eli’s birthday

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Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we talk about real life zombie invasions, the future of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, the death of Zima, Star Wars Fan Days, Bruce Campbell’s prank calls, fake Guns N Roses and faker Led Zeppelin, how to fix(cancel) Heroes, the Avengers Movie, and Josh’s Drunken Story Time.

Somehow Josh’s mic was facing the wrong direction so his track was SUPER quiet. I had to science it for 4 hours to get it to even be audible but it still sounds like he’s in a cave.

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Eli’s birthday is Saturday (or at least that’s when we’re celebrating) so feel free to ask him any BDay related questions or offer your well wishes. I think he’s turning 48.

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We’ll be broadcasting live via Ustream.TVm SATURDAY (11-1-08) starting at 2pmish central.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history
• New Macbooks
• Max Payne and Donkeys
• Chocolate News
• JCVD
• and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

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We’ll be broadcasting live via Ustream.TVm Friday (10-17) starting at 8:30pm central.

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Eli’s Excellent Chicago Adventure (pics here)
• Monkey Waiters!
• SPACE PORN!!!!
• Plus we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• It’s all about politics from 43:30 to 1:05:40 (skip it if you like)
• We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Check out these SIGNED COMIC PRINTS that FB ceroX has framed and proudly displayed on his wall. Awesome!

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway
• Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”)
• Online flame war turns lethal
• Human Jet pack
• Knight Rider is the worst show ever made
• Don’t fart on cops
• Predator 3
• a discussion of Political Bullshit
• We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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REMEMBER! This is the new shorter Podcast format (1.5 hours is what we’re aiming for) so if you’ve long since given up on our epic episode lengths, how about giving the HE Podcast Castcast another shot?

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere
• The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!
• The new Microsoft Ads
• The Best Worst SciFi movies of all time
• And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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TIME CHANGE!!! Saturday (Sept 20th) starting between 1 and 2pm central.

NEW HE PODCAST FORMAT!!!

Most of your faithful listeners know that over time the podcasts have gotten longer and longer. With more questions, more topics and more hosts the typical HE Castcast is topping out around 3.5 hours. While it fun for us and for many of you, the overwhelming majority of feedback I’m getting is that people simply don’t have 3 hours to devote to a weekly podcast. This is also evidenced by the sharp decline in listeners that started with the first 3 hour cast.

Research shows 1.5 hours to be the magic number, so that’s what we’re doing. We’ll only be doing 5 or so topics for the first half of this show. This will give us time to go off on tangents, etc and still keep this segment at about 45 min.

We’ll also be hand selecting questions from the ones you submit and answering 5-10 of them (again, trying to keep it at 45 min or so). We will be picking the questions that are:

• The most thought provoking
• The most unique
• The Geekiest
• The most likely to elicit a good discussion
• or allow us to go off on the funniest tangents

Questions that we don’t answer live might be answered in the Post Show. I really enjoyed answering ALL the reader questions but it’s just not possible without constantly elongating the Cast. The more listeners the show has the more likely it is to continue, so this is a good change for all.

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Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about:

• Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM
• What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,”
• Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party
• True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms of graphic content and cursing
• And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

FREE POST SHOW!!!

If you aren’t already a subscriber or donor to the Vault of Secret Awesome, you may not know what you’re missing. For a brief time, the HE Podcast Post Show for Epsisode #28 will NOT BE PASSWORD PROTECTED on the Vault. Take a listen and see if you are interested in such things. The post shows are bit looser than the podcast. We typically pick a topic and riff on it for 30 min or so. Ok, so they are JUST like the podcast but shorter and Eli is typically drunker.

Subscribers and donors also get access to my “making of HE” art blog, desktop wallpapers and whatever else I can throw in there. Plus you get to help keep HE from disappearing into the void!

Since TV is just starting back up, I assume we’ll be talking about Fringe.

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS, discuss the Jerry Lewis “Save The Muggles” Telethon, and premiere the “Eli Theme Song” by Jeff Fardink.

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PS

This will be a Joshless-Cast.

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU!

We will broadcast live on Ustream this Saturday (August 23rd) starting around 4pm central. Join in for the live show and the chat.

Afterward we’ll be broadcasting a Fancy Bastard Shitty Movie Live CastCast!

I’m expecting this will start between 7pm and 8pm central. Don’t know what the movies are yet, but Eli is providing them so you know they’ll be excruciating.

This was a ton of fun last time. If you missed it, here’s your chance to eat, drink, watch terrifyingly bad movies and make fun of them live with the HE crew.

You’ll be able to see and hear our movie and our comments, while making your own comments in the chat (which we will be reading).

Hope to see you there!

Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

We’ll be Castcasting Friday Night starting between 8pm and 9pm central. Come hang out, watch the show live and chat with other Fancy Bastards.

Side note, if you’ve gotten your HE shirt or Prints and want to share, please send pics to comics(at)hijinksensue(dot)com and I’ll post them on flickr.

Thanks!

Joel

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

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We will probably be broadcasting live via Ustream on Friday Night. Don’t think Josh will be there since the last I heard he was dying of throat related illnesses.

Anoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was.

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military?

And we answer QUESTIONS from the listeners.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

A large portion of the show is spent on “The Dark Knight.” We also discuss what would happen if “Mr. Holland’s Opus,” “Jaws” and “Forrest Gump” were all the same movie.

We address questions from the readers, and discuss “This week in Internet” as well.

There was a Post Show, but unfortunately the Garageband file was corrupted

Post your questions, links, and topics for discussion here.

If you’re having trouble with the site, it is still recovering from a front page Digg. Just ride it out and all should return to normal at some point.

Topics and Links

• Iphone 3G, Ave Q, New HE Store, Channelsurfing.net, “Making of Evan Almighty”, E3 , Dont eat CFL bulbs
• We answer THESE questions from the readers 
• OSXBMC changes name
• Iron Man to play Sherlock Holmes
• Fanboys saved “Fanboys”
• It’s Always Sunny in Space
• Halo Kid
• Ravers Blinded by KGB Super Laser

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