The HijiNKS Ensue Podcast

Episode 94 – Mice On The Moon Part 2 w/ Yuri Lowenthal & Tara Platt

admin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 20:58:26 +0000

This is part 2 of my discussion with professional voice actors Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt. We talk about some of their favorite roles in film, tv, animation and video games (and especially MY FAVORITE of their roles), their dream jobs (Yuri’s Dark Knight Returns destiny) and their heroes. We also take a few listener questions from Twitter.

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Episode 93 – Mice On The Moon Part 1 w/ Yuri Lowenthal & Tara Platt

admin — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 10:13:55 +0000

In this episode I talk to my friends Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt about how they have the greatest job in the world. They are both full time professional voice actors in Hollywood, California, USA, Earth and I find everything they have to say about the world of voice over and voice acting to be COMPLETELY FASCINATING. Will you as well? Perhaps. Perhaps YES YOU WILL DEFINITELY FOR SURE!

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Episode 92 – He’s Dredd, Jim.

admin — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 16:54:13 +0000

Joel, Eli and Alex talk about: Leverage in syndication, Cable TV Cord Cutting, iPads iPads everywhere and not a drop to ink, TRON is cheating, Movie Magic is dead, The Dark Knight is in the future, WE are in the past, Secret Limey Spider-man, Allamo Drafthouse 90′s Sing-A-Long, the sad true fate of Smash Mouth, Ska Confusion, Wonka’s Willy, Unhappy With Madison, There may have been a world PRE-iPhone!, Hulu is nearly unusable, forcing technology where it isn’t ready to go yet.

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Episode 91 – Baltimore Bart’s Bed & Breakfast

admin — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 01:14:21 +0000

It’s Joel! It’s Rob! It’s Dave! It’s those same guys following up where THIS EPISODE left off! The same three guys are talking about San Diego Comicon, as well as OTHER THINGS!

SPOILERS: The last 10 minutes of this particular episode are perhaps my favorite in all HE Podcast history.

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Episode 90 – BONE TOKENS!

admin — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 23:53:09 +0000

It’s Joel, Dave and Rob talking about the things boys talk about. The terrible, horrifying things…

Tripple A’s and those attracted to batteries, Coin-ventures and Grandma’s bones!, The Ballad of Pearl (My Lovely Lumpy Grandma), Southwest accepts alternative payment, Broken Spirit Airlines, Stephen King Airlines, Rob skips SDCC for Connecticon, Hartford is terrifying, My dinner with Stan Lee, Adult Muppet Babies, Little Marvel Babies, more musings on Connecticon, The horrors of a Grateful Dead cover band, Anime con people are also terrifying, Joel auditions for Dragon Ball Zed, Japanese cartoons too saucy for America, Autobots favor desert combat, The Blue Seduction of Rob, When the Gospel Con collided with the Anime Con, Noah’s Hyper Space Ark 9000.

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Episode 89 – John Quincy Adams: Mummy Strangler

admin — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 23:09:38 +0000

It’s me and Eli and Josh all over again some more!

Episode 88 – Wizardo And The Hot Dog Guy

admin — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 05:39:27 +0000

This one’s a rambler. PLEASE TO ENJOY!

Dave’s horrible movie idea, Hot Dog Aid, Joel forgets Jennifer Tilly exists, plenty of Wizard talk, Hot dog rock, “The GPS Of Fate” movie pitch, Kevin Kostner solves the crisis, poaching dinosaurs, bifurcated Spawn, downtown Phoenix is a dead zone, Rob gets Phoenix poisoning, the heartiness of the Irish, Liam Neeson as Lee Skeetumz, the magic of t-shirts, children’s alcohol, Van Halen, Total Remake, Nic Cage has range, Battlefield Earth is historical fan-fiction, Scientology’s religious pyramid scheme, The Tom Cruise conundrum, Mexico has it’s own Jesus, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a hero.

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Episode 87 – ZombieWhatever.com

admin — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 22:00:24 +0000

Alex is back! Also Eli! Things are talked about in the following order!

Joel’s home theater woes, white van speaker bros, Jeremy Renner’s Ghost Protocol isn’t fooling anyone, age is a cruel mistress, Secretary spankings, Avatar makes the best jerk chicken, Thanks, Obama!, Zombie Gun Show, Doomsday Preppers, Hurricano, American Pickers EXPOSED AS FRAUDS!, Storage Wars is bullshit, Pawn Stars is ruined forever, Kat Von D if FUCKING BULLSHIT!, Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs, thum therioth questhtions for Counthelor Troi.

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Episode 86 – Oh No! Promotheus!

admin — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 21:38:22 +0000

Eli and Josh are back for some reason!

Why do we start by talking about politics?! Eli, basically refuses to answer my questions about working on the Star Wars Kinnect game, Eli basically refuses to answer my questions about Harlem Nights, things get pretty racist concerning my reader/listener demographics, hiding your valuable in unwanted alcohol, a bit of Breaking Bad talk, Off brand Mountain Dew, P.F. Tompkins vs. P.F. Changs, The Rack!, Brave and Cars 2, Pixar’s track record, XXX porn parodies, Anchorman 2, Dark Knight rises predictions, Rico’s Roughnecks vs. Dracula 3000, The Alien Resurrection/Firefly connection, Prometheus does not contain Predator.

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Episode 85 – 100% Pure Jesus

admin — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 05:01:27 +0000

On this episode I am joined by Rob Denbleyker and Dave McElfatrick of Cyanide and Happiness. We spend a great deal of time talking about Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. We also get into racist Transformers, Serpentor’s interior design preferences, how Ireland is a different place than America, Rowan Atkinson, Texas potatoes, Billy Elliot, a deconstruction of the initial appeal of Limp Bizkit, Velociraptor linguistics, Scatman Popeye, Satanic country and western music, and racial inequality in The Jetsons.

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Episode 84 – Burgatory

admin — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 07:30:04 +0000

The HE Podcast is back! Read more about the long hiatus and the new direction for the show here. In this episode I am joined by Kris Wilson and Rob Denbleyker from Explosm/Cyanide & Happiness. We talk about how Kris’s home is likely burning down in a Colorado wild fire, among other things.

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Episode 83 – Post Show

admin — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 04:54:10 +0000

In the post show for Episode 83 we talk about “Saved By The Bell,” “Scream 4″ some more… I think… maybe we didn’t. I know I played with the virtual guitar in iPad Garageband for 20 minutes or so.

Episode 83 – Ass Merkins

admin — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 20:03:54 +0000

Show Notes:
Joel tries to coax Eli into talking about his bachelor party, wedding and subsequent Vegas vacation with little to no success. The crew examines Eli’s Vegas souvenir: NUDEY PLAYING CARDS! Maybe we call a hooker. Just maybe. Also Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Scream 4, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Breaking Bad, Insidious, Mystery Team and more!

Cast: Joel Watson, Eli Luna and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Roundtable

admin — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 17:54:09 +0000

Show Notes:

This episode is a recording of the Webcomics Roundtable panel from C2E2 2011 in Chicago, IL.

Cast: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With Slingshots.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 81 – Post Show

admin — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 04:10:40 +0000

In the post show for Episode 81 we talk about the rampant classism and racism at Josh’s magical restort in the Bahamas and lots more.

Episode 81 – Dick Island

admin — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 01:01:28 +0000

Show Notes:

Travel Adventures! Josh’s gay cruise to Dick Island, Alex’s magical trip to Hogwarts and Joel’s Frakes-tastic Emerald City Comicon experience!

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 80 – Post Show

admin — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 04:13:45 +0000

In the post show for Episode 80 we go over a 1946 list of Hobo slang.

Episode 80 – Medium Seabiscuit

admin — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 09:45:27 +0000

Show Notes:

Our New Sponsor: Tres Feo, Update on the whereabouts of Josh and Eli [one of them is dead], space shuttle Discovery launch, the great soccer sticker conspiracy, SNL Backstage, Robocop statue vs. Freddie Mercury statue, shitty movie suggestion: Eliminators (1986), Contact, lots of Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes in general conversation, Predator The Musical, talking space shuttles with my daughter, PBS loses federal funding, Tenacious D. & Flight Of The Concords, fake drama in Pawn Stars, Eli’s Pawn Stars challenge, teaching Roger about Twitter, Nathan Fillion buying Firefly, influential Albums, The Seabiscuit/Sexbiscuit donation challenge, Emerald City Comic-Con and C2E2.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Get access to the Post Show (another 35 minutes of HE Podcasty goodness) + An uncut version of Episode 80 (over 40 min longer than the regular version) by subscribing to The Vault.

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Episode 79 – Post Show

admin — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 04:16:45 +0000

In the post show for Episode 79 you will hear what is probably the most fun I have ever had in my life: singing autotuned versions of 80′s pop hits. I apologize for NOTHING.

Episode 79 – Mayor Phoenix Mayor

admin — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 02:36:33 +0000

Show Notes:

It’s Josh’s birthday (but where is he?), Dallas’s mayor drives cabs and fights crime, update on Roger’s rape-van, The Justin Bie-bot, Tom Brislin’s new video-song, we leave Josh a B-Day voicemail, Roger hacks his car which pleases Hitler, Top Gear (US vs. British), Wizard Magazine/ The Wizard/ Wizard World/ Al Gore is an Internet Wizard, some 90′s Batman movie talk, An Idiot Abroad, The Twitsack: networking in creative industries, X-Men: First Class teaser trailer, Who hasn’t read Harry Potter?!, a random story about masturbation, gay chorus advice, how does a sci-fi tv show succeed or fail?, and a proposition for Josh.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 78 – Post Show

admin — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 04:19:17 +0000

In the post show for Episode 78 we’ve got: More American Chopper talk, Alex’s encounters with Starbuck (Katee Sackhoff), (Number 6) Tricia Helfer and Uhura (Nichelle Nichols), and the 10 greatest starships of all time.

Episode 78 – Get In The Van

admin — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 07:52:29 +0000

Show Notes:

What happened to Josh and Eli?, Roger has a van and a plan, Roger’s domestic adventures, power tools are terrifying murder machines, new Black Dynamite hits!, Kevin Smith (Red State, circumventing Hollywood, Too Fat To Fly, etc), X-Mas kids music on Pandora, Stop vegetable abuse, Patton Oswalt in Big Fan, SyFy’s Face Off, History Channel reality shows, scripted drama in reality shows, WAY TOO MUCH talk about American Chopper: Sr. Vs. Jr.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

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Episode 77 – There Is No Easy Way Out

admin — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 06:59:49 +0000

Show Notes:

[Recorded 01/12/2010]

Black Dynamite, TRON Legacy is biodigital jazz, Old Chub Scottish Ale, Rocky Balboa, M&M tubes + sleeping kitties = Floaty Inception cats, Transformers 80’s Movie, Rape in a moonbounce (Revenge of The Nerds), offensive humour, 80’s cartoons don’t hold up, clay-mation, voice modulation, secret sauce, Summer Glau’s TV kiss of death and more!

Cast: Joel Watson & Eli Luna with guest host Alex Flores

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 76 – Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage Panel Pt. 2

admin — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 21:17:08 +0000

Show Notes:

[Recorded 12/12/10 @ Dragon's Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX]

This is part 2 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy!

Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, David Willis of Shortpacked and Randal Milholland of Something Positive

Here are some pics from the event on Flickr and Facebook.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 75 – Avatar Hates Mondays

admin — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 07:55:52 +0000

Show Notes:

[Recorded 12/31/2010]

Our end of the year Podcastravaganza! We talk about TRON: Legacy, The best TV of 2010, Reality shows: Pawn Stars & American Pickers, Joel starts watching Doctor Who, all the movies we DIDN’T see in 2010 and LOTS MORE!

Cast: Joel & Eli with guest host Alex Flores and special guest Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls about geeky Xmas gifts for some reason!

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Episode 74 – Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage Panel Pt. 1

admin — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 23:18:37 +0000

Show Notes:

[Recorded 12/11/10 @ Dragon's Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX]

This is part 1 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy!

Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content, David Willis of Shortpacked and Randal Milholland of Something Positive

Here are some pics from the event on Flickr and Facebook.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 73 – Post Show

admin — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 02:22:37 +0000

In the post show for Episode 73 we play with all the sound FX on the mixer. It is horrible.

Episode 73 – Hhhwhipped Lightning

admin — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 23:02:05 +0000

Show Notes:

[Recorded 11/30/10]

Eli tries again to kill josh, this time with Whipped Lightning “Whipahol”, Leslie Nielson died so we talk about O.J. Simpson, racist Hobbits, Joker cameo in Batman 3, Spider-Man musical woes, The Nasa Mystery Announcement, dark comedies: Extract & Observe and Report, Punkin Chunkin, Joel finally sees X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Grizzly Rage, Taiwanese news animation of ninja sword murder, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is VERY rapey and MORE!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
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Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 72 – Post Show

admin — Sat, 27 Nov 2010 04:27:05 +0000

In the post show for Episode 72 we do this horrible bit about calling the Sith Pope. It’s truly terrible. I’m sorry.

Episode 72 – You Like’a Da Joose!

admin — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 03:32:36 +0000

Show Notes:

Joose, ~~4Loco~~ Four LoKo and other energized malt liquors, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1, The Green Lantern Trailer, Cowboys vs. Aliens, The Whedonless Buffy Reboot, Joel’s HBO/Cinemax Free Preview (the softest core of porn, G-String Divas, Dragonball: Evolution), The Venture Brothers Season Finale, Racist iPhone Apps, Black Friday, Eli’s Rockband confession

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 71 – The Nerdist: Chris Hardwick

admin — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 20:12:59 +0000

Show Notes:

Once upon a time I made A COMIC about Chris Hardwick.

Then, through the magic of Twitter and The Internet I was able to interview the very same Chris Hardwick while he was in Dallas doing a few stand up gigs. Chris killed with murder-style laugh-times on stage and was extremely gracious and kind off stage. I hope you enjoy listening to our conversation as much as I enjoyed… conversating it.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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If you Fancy Bastards aren’t already clued in to The Nerdist, you must check out his BLOG, The Nerdist Podcast (Matt Smith is the most recent guest) and The Node (a crowdsourcing/nerdsourcing/problem solving online community). Much like The Freemasons, it is invite only. So you’ll need to learn the secret handshake and go through the spanking machine to get in.

Episode 70 – Post Show

admin — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 04:28:49 +0000

In the post show for Episode 70 we talk about who should be doing the Obama impression on SNL among other things.

Episode 70 – For Those About To Fingerblast

admin — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 20:27:38 +0000

“We Salute You.”

Show Notes:

Taco Delight, Skyline, Mtv’s Teen Wolf: The Teenage Wolf, Party Down, The Cape, Industrial Light & Magic: Creating The Impossible, Black Dynamite, Avatar Super Secret Special Edition Blu-Ray, Joel’s Letter From Prison, Austin Comic-Con, Joel Meets Doug Jones, Webcomics Rampage, Major Nelson Podcast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 69 – Post Show

admin — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 04:30:42 +0000

In the post show for Episode 69 we talk about how Eli’s job is creating Star Wars canon amongst other bullshit.

Episode 69 – Floppy Shots

admin — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 21:52:38 +0000

Show Notes:

An update on The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Do gays “69″ more than the average consumer?, Conan, The Walking Dead Episode 2, Geek News, w00tstock Dallas, hanging out with Adam Savage and MORE!

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Daniel

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 68 – Post Show

admin — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 04:37:14 +0000

In the post show for Episode 68 we talk about Clayface in Batman 3, Josh’s 20 minute preview of TRON 2.0, our exclusive interview with Uwe Boll’s new superheroine Blubberella.

Episode 68 – The Boner Truck

admin — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 08:48:43 +0000

Show Notes:

Voting for weed, Voting for politicians, Joel’s jury duty, Halloween haunted house fun times, JFK in Jaws, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Superman Lives, Adam McKay, The Walking Dead, Are there any podcasts in Dallas?, Zombie fighting dream team (it’s the Mythbusters), Borg Cube vs. The Deathstar, Gay Otters?, Drawing Josh’s dong

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

Cast: Joel, Josh & Eli

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 67 – Post Show

admin — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 04:40:16 +0000

In the post show for Episode 67 we talk more about my man-crush on Daniel Day Lewis, take another call from the Fancy Bastard Hotline, and discuss w00tstock SDCC. Plus we delve into more detail about Klingon reproductive anatomy.

Episode 67 – The Yogurt Crucible

admin — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 22:15:21 +0000

Cast: Joel, Josh & Daniel

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Caprica capricancelled, New BSG Prequel, The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Tommy Wiseau Panel at SDCC, Glee Rocky Horror, Freaks & Geeks, Community, Josh refuses to watch SG:U, Joel’s Star Trek convention, Klingon anatomy, baseball?, Halloween, Old Man Logan

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

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Episode 66 – Post Show

admin — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 04:43:42 +0000

In the post show for Episode 66 we try to play a podcast game based on IMDB but it fails miserably.

Episode 66 – Galaxy Class P.O.S.

admin — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 00:21:05 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Lots of fake/joke racism in this one for some reason. More than usual. If you think that would offend you, feel free to skip this episode.

Show Notes:

Why has it been 10 months?, Eli’s getting married, Interview with a Chilean miner, Runaway Train: The Movie, Bruce Willis on Between Two Ferns, Josh’s NYC trip and subway weirdos, Law And Order UK, Eastbound and Down, Spartacus, 30 Rock Live, The Next Three Days

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
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Episode 65 – Jocularity Abounds

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:01:31 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Josh’s MAME arcade cabinet, Josh has food on his face, glory holes, the majesty of Danny De Vito’s naked body, fruit fly penis laser SCIENCE!, Leno vs. Conan, “New Scrubs” and other tv shows, James Cameron, Avatar and “Project 880″, Daybreakers, more upcoming movies, Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, Philip K. Dick’s estate sues Google, the deleted Avatar sex scene, Time Warner/Fox feud, and Eli’s new shitty movie blog.

[Thanks to FB Robotjox for the show notes.]

Episode 65 – Post Show

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 04:57:23 +0000

In the post show for Episode 65 we talk about the top 10 movie nude scenes (male and female) of the last decade and a bunch of other crap.

Episode 64 – Post Show

admin — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:00:46 +0000

In the post show for Episode 64 we talk about The 40 worst movies of the 00′s. Due to technical difficulties we lost the first 10 min of the post show and about 15-20 at the end. I think I’ve figured out why this keeps happening and hopefully can avoid it in the future.

Episode 64 – Super Podcast 64

admin — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:56:35 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about James Cameron’s Avatar, the future impact of 3D graphics on films, Eli’s trip back to Texico, Old movies Joel has recently seen (The Happening/This Mist/The Killing Room), Josh seeing New Moon, Dollhouse, and the most regretted purchases the cast have ever made.

[Thanks to Ytoabn for the show notes!]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

Episode 63 – Post Show

admin — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:02:40 +0000

In the post show for Episode 63 we talk WAY TOO MUCH about Twilight and how it ruined vampires for me.

Episode 63 – The Mobile Podcast Taco Truck

admin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:08:54 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli and Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Baylor Clown College, Paula Deen and Mint Juice, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Turkey Jones, Flash Forward and Other TV type news, ABC’s “V” [SPOILERS], Thanksgiving plans, Chooch and Chang’s El DeLorio print, and Sarah Palin’s book signing.

[special thanks to FB DrPepperMD for sending in the show notes]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

Episode 62 – What We Did On Our Summer Vacation

admin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:39:46 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode the HE crew talks about what we’ve been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of Dollhouse, V, Modern Family, Always Sunny, The Venture Bros., The Star Trek DVD relase and MUCH MORE!

Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered them… then due to a technical failure that part of the show was deleted. Sorry.

Episode 61 – Post Show

admin — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:06:28 +0000

In the post show for Episode 61 we talk about the movies with the highest all time body counts and the SciFi Sequels that didn’t suck.

Episode 61 – Geisha Is Robot Podcast

admin — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:21:07 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic,

This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, (more) Michael Jackson, Green Lantern Movie, Science Of The Movies

Comic Topics: Star Wars TV Show, I am Gay for Harry Potter

Fancy Recommendations: We give our opinions on “Away We Go,” “Narnia: Prince Caspian,” The State on DVD and “Year One”

The Mail Sack: We Answer some of your Tweeted Questions

Episode 60 – Post Show

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:08:08 +0000

In the Post Show for Episode 60 we talked about The Fancy Bastard Shitty Movie BirthdayCast.

Episode 60 – The Great Chicken Sauce Conspiracy

admin — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:06:07 +0000

Recorded: 6/26/09

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode.

We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, BSG Movie Remake, Buffy Movie, Daybreakers, Harry Potter Lawsuit, Billy Mays, Teen Wolf on TV, LOST mistaken for real plane crash footage, Alien Prequel, Chick-fil-A Sauce, Transformers 2

Episode 59 – DaVinci Does Dallas

admin — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:14:36 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted clip, Arnold back for Predator reboot?, Indy 5 with Shia LeBoof, Ghostbusters, Shitty movie broadcast – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Trailer for 2012, Trailer for Impact

FB Harlo’s podcast – Bad Movie Fiends

The Mail Sack: We answer some of your questions!

Episode 58 – Post Show

admin — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:09:52 +0000

In the post show for Episode 58 we answer more of your mail sack questions.

Episode 58 – Secondhand Bat’Leth

admin — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:53:42 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions!

Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and visa versa, Animals, Jobs, Basements, Harry Potter Audio Books, Music to send into space so aliens know how bad earth sucks

Episode 57 – The Best Of Episodes 1-7

admin — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:08:55 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7:

Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield
Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant
Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2
Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator
Ep5: Foot Projector Porn
Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpson, Welcome to the Internet Fucker, Nerd Burlesque Show
Ep7: Josh’s Origin Story

Episode 56 – Annual Corporate Conference Call

admin — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:23:18 +0000

[This podcast was fueled with Australian Candy provided by FB Rerun]

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Josh’s Stories from Bear Pride
Aussie Candy Care Package from Rerun
I Drink Your Blood
Fancy Bastard Birthday Bash 09
Ghostbusters 3 with Dushku and Milano?
Terminator: Salvation
Hulu Desktop and The Glee Pilot
Party Down
Wipe Out
I survived a Japanese Game Show
Buffy Minus Whedon

[NOTE: This was our first Skype-cast. Since we anticipated technical difficulties there was no live stream, mail sack or post show.]

Episode 55 – Post Show

admin — Mon, 25 May 2009 04:05:27 +0000

In the post show for Episode 55 Eli terminates Terminator: Salvation (see what I did there?) and we talk about the IMDB Poll of Franchises JJ Abrams should reboot.

Episode 55 – Live From The Cave

admin — Mon, 25 May 2009 03:31:28 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet:

RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee?
Fish found in boy’s penis
The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away

Main Show Topic: The 08-09 TV Season

What shows were canceled/renewed, The Lost Season 5 Finale, Dollhouse, Terminator: TSCC, House, Law & Order, and Procedurals in general, The SNL Finale with Will Ferrell

From The Mail Sack:

Do we have TV prejudices? Lost’s attempt to win back it’s audience, Scrubs w/out Scrubs, more Dollhouse talk, ditching Cable/Satellite for internet only TV

Episode 54 – Post Show

admin — Wed, 13 May 2009 04:10:35 +0000

In the post show for Episode 54 we talk about The 10 Most Famous Geek Arguments.

Episode 54 – In The Ghetto

admin — Tue, 12 May 2009 06:08:57 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: Found Footage Festival Live, What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!, HE Podcast Clips

TV: Dollhouse Finale, Sarah Connor Made Me Do It

Movies: STAR TREK [contains minor spoilers],Star Trek: The best prequel ever, It’s Official. X-Men Origins: Deadpool and Wolverine 2 – It’s On… And In Japan

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 53 – Post Show

admin — Thu, 07 May 2009 04:12:59 +0000

In the post show for Episode 53 we talk about:

Episode 53 – They Call Him One Eye

admin — Thu, 07 May 2009 00:37:36 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Hard drive death, Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel, Frightmare Weekend, dot-TV Domains, Brothels cut prices to beat the recession, Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record, Hunt for Gollum

TV
Heroes Finale, Time Warp, Dollhouse + Alan Tudyk, Save Terminator, Chuck has been renewed?

Movies
District 9, First look at Iron Man 2, Stepbrothers

The Mail Sack

We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

Episode 52 – Post Show

admin — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 04:14:51 +0000

The Post Show for HE Podcast Episode 52 is a WILD CARD. We had no idea what we were going to talk about going into it, but ended up with… us saying stuff. Some of it quite amusing. Some of it not so much. There’s definitely more Caprican Mafia and President Obosby.

Episode 52 – Midnight Taco Train

admin — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:09:06 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Millions of ’90s Geeks Get Nostalgic over GeoCities

Nintendo’s Game Boy turns 20

Oprah effect: 43% jump in Twitter traffic

A Living Example of a Hobbit Found in Qatar?

TV: Parks and Recreation, Sit Down Shut Up?, Caprica DVD is out, Mutant Chronicles

Movies

Robert Rodriguez’s PREDATORS

Rodriguez and Trejo In June Start Wielding MACHETE

TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity

The Mail Sack: We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 51 – Space Trousers

admin — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:29:37 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: 3 terrifying penis-biting stories (in one week?), Pirate Bay Verdict, Zombie Bible, The Multiple Migs Jizz throwing bill

TV: Dollhouse and Terminator not dead yet (but totally still dead), new BSG comic, Buffy Movie Rumor, The State DVD,

Movies: New Harry Potter trailer, Observe and Report,

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

Episode 51 – Post Show

admin — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:16:43 +0000

In the post show for Podcast #51 we talk about Eli’s love for misquoting “Lord of The Rings” and the top 15 most kick ass robots (as chosen by the internet).

Episode #50 – Fitty

admin — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:08:40 +0000

[image courtesy of a commission I did for DallasObserver.com]

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

General Geekery: LOST (i think we talked about LOST?), Eli’s Keynote Speech at the GEC, Topatoco HE Shirts, Surprise party with pork and cake!, Battlefield Earth Rifftrax, My Name is Bruce, I Love You Man, Captain Tightpants in Castle, April Fools Jokes, Science v. Space Magic in SciFi, He Book Club Update (The Road), The HE Wiki, Lost V. Bttf Time Travel

The Mail Sack: Your Questions!

Episode 50 – Post Show

admin — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:18:31 +0000

In the post show for Episode 50 we talk about:

Demi Moore saves lives via Twitter, Bruno Trailer, MiB3 + Ghostbusters 3, The Real Ghostbusters Cartoon, The Riddler in Batman 3?, more Mail Sack Questions [LONG post show. Over an hour!]

Episode 49 – Post Show

admin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:20:15 +0000

In the post show for Podcast #49 we talk about The Top 10 Craziest Sex Laws in America, 10 Coolest Movie Put Downs, and more Mail Sack Questions.

Episode 49 – Giant Balls: The Saline Solution

admin — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:35:39 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Intro: New England Webcomics Weekend, Allcon, Eli’s talk at UTD, TBRU 09

Internet: Ron Silver, Heat Vision and Jack, A guy on death row eats his ONLY eyeball, Cannibal Mom, The Colbert Capsule

TV: Syfy Channel, ‘Behind The Music’, Dollhouse, Better Off Ted, BSG Finale

Movies: “It” remake, ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ Trailer!

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions

Episode 48 – Post Show

admin — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:22:12 +0000

In the post show for Episode 48 we talk about which graphic novels did and DID NOT make good movies. I’m sure we talked about other stuff too.

Episode 48 – Eli The Usurper

admin — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:04:50 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet: BMG CD Club dead, Taco Town, Penny Arcade Bill, Asian Female Athlete a man, Toilet Restaraunt

TV: Star Wars Pilot Minus Jedi, Space Whore to Play Space Lizard, Heroes gets a season 4

Movies: Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 for reals, New Riddick Movie, Dark Fantastic 4, Animated Mad Max

The Mail Sack: We Answer Your Questions

Episode 47 – Post Show

admin — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:23:57 +0000

In the post show for Episode 47 we answer a few more questions from the mail sack. I think we also talked about Sean Connery turning down a role in “Lord of The Rings.”

Episode 47 – Doin’ It Is The Best

admin — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:10:19 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet: Spinal Tap, Cat-Bongs, Light Gun hostage taker, HE Google search terms

TV: BSG, Lost, Jimmy Fallon, aborted BSG reboot

Movies: Alex’s Watchmen review, Terminator Salvation

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions

Episode 46 – Post Show

admin — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 04:26:17 +0000

In the post show for Episode 46 we talk about 17 Bad Movies With Great Casts and the Trilogy Meter.

Episode 46 – The Ol’ Bone Roller Coaster

admin — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:17:00 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet!: Webcomics Weekend, The Weta Mermaid, Michael Jackson Auction of Oddities, Dinosaurs Fucking Robots

TV!: SciFi Fridays SciFail (imagine that), Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, The Final Conan O’Brien Show, Pushing Daisies, More Futurama on Fox?

MOVIES!: Remakes remake us cry (The Neverending Story, Clue and Total Recall), Ghost Busters 3, Dark Knight Economic Stimulus, Nick Fury, Arrested Development, Friday the 13th and Pride and Predator

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 45 – Post Show

admin — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:28:18 +0000

In the post show for Episode 45 we talk about all the 90′s cartoons we blanked on the last time we got a mail sack question about such things.

Episode 45 – Peanut Butter Rainbow Cake

admin — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:28:12 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Episode 44 – Post Show

admin — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:54:15 +0000

In the post show for Episode 44 we talk about 20 Scary Movie Moments from horror films.

Episode #44 – We’re F’ing Done Professionally

admin — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 05:25:49 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Eli and Denise review the Killers concert complete with stinky bikers, Gay Divorce, Michael Phelps BongGate, Olympic Pole Dancing, Klingon Robbery, Extreme Corpse Sports

Topicsplode!: LOST, Taken (PG-13 Version), Warner wants 7 Batman Movies?, Dollhouse Grindhouse Ads, BSG DVR Ratings, Super Bowl Porn, Gamely buys Shack News, UK Comic Laws, Black Dynamite, Walk Hard

The Mail Sack: Making our own Con (The HEXpo), Taking the Podcast Pro, Adapting Books to Movies, The HE Book Club (The Reading Rainbow Coalition),Obama’s Best/Worst Qualities, Favorite Venture Bros. Villain, Joel’s Geeky RenFest Proposal

Episode 43 – Post Show

admin — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 03:55:57 +0000

In the post show for Episode 43 we talk about:

Episode 43 – Tempura House

admin — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 07:15:15 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh (eventually) & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Cash 4 C-3P0, Terminator is a horror film, Super Bowl Stripper Shortage, Narnia has a Lesbian Ruler, The Bacon Explosion

TopicSplode!: Tech Support for your Predator, A-Team Movie Casting Call, Machete the Movie, Zombie Mexican Wrestlers, Josh Makes it Rain

The Mail Sack: The West Wing, Celebs on Twitter, Game Renting and Sad Developers, Best Movie Endings, Adam and Jamie are Gay Hot, Dolphin Sex

Episode 42 – Post Show

admin — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:57:53 +0000

In the post show for Episode 42 we talk about Monty Python getting Youtubed, comedians that are also great dramatic actors (specifically Bill Murray), Enterprise vs. Galactica, BSG WTFrak Moments.

Episode 42 – Life, The Universe and Everything

admin — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:35:26 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

The first 7 minutes of audio is crappy because I had to grab it from the Ustream Live Feed.

This Week in Internet: Heavy Metal band names, dead hard drives, Veronica Mars Movie, Wolverine Origins

TopicSplode!: White House Tech, Oscar Nominations, WTF Moments from LOST, Taken

The Male Sack: YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 41 – Post Show

admin — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:59:35 +0000

In the post show for Episode 41 we talk about:

5 Classic Cartoons They Don’t Want You To See
Denise wants to start a Fancy Bastard Book Club

Episode 41 – Space Empanadas

admin — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:52:02 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

TWII

TWIOS/TWIG (This Week in Geek… Is someone already using that? I bet it’s Leo.)

Episode 40 – Post Show

admin — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:01:10 +0000

In the post show for Episode 40 we talk about:

Episode 40 – Zee References, Zey Do Nussing!

admin — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:50:21 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

This Week in Internet

Topics and Links

Male Sack/Mail Sack

The HE crew answers YOUR geekiest questions

Episode 39 – Post Show

admin — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 04:02:41 +0000

“That’s Not A Tranny!”

In the post show for Episode 39 we talk about the new Fox show “Bitches,” which is basically “Sex And The City” with werewolves. Then we come up with tv show pitches for other curse words like “Donkey Punch,” “Dick Hole,” “Balls (a basketball story)” and “Moose Knuckle.”

Episode 39 – It’s The Year End Blowout, Bitches!

admin — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:40:27 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week in Bullshit
LOTR report

This Week in Internet
Silence the Lambs the musical
Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276…
MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550
AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549

Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s…
New JUDGE DREDD Film Is Greenlit http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39529
RIAA finds its soul, will stop suing individuals downloading music http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/19/riaa-finds-its…
Tim Robbins is going to be playing Howard Stark http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-scoop-…
Long-Suppressed Gay Star Trek Episode Comes Out http://io9.com/5113745/long+suppressed-gay-star-t…
Store won’t put kid’s controversial name on cake http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/store-wont-p…
All KB Toys Stores To Be Liquidated And Closed http://consumerist.com/5107696/santas-not-coming-…
NY police officers plead innocent in sodomy case http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUST…

This Week in Movies
Slumdog Millionaire
The Day The Earth Stood Whoah
‘Machine Girl’ Number Two http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/machine_girl_n…

This week in DVD’s
Wanted
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This Week in Recommendations
Damages

Episode 38 – Post Show

admin — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:04:55 +0000

In the post show for Episode 38 we talk about the all time worst movie endings and the shitty performances that could have ruined otherwise great movies.

Episode 38 – With Savings Wide Open

admin — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:27:29 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week in Internet:
Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical…
Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle…
Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com…
OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556…
Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo…
Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286
Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html…
Prop 8 the musical: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-…
Holy Book of Bacon: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
Cooking with balls: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/29/the-gonad-go…
Dutch ban shrooms: http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE4…

Topics for Discussion:

Let The Right One In
Brian Fuller back to heroes: http://io9.com/5102213/fuller-to-finish-heroes-se…
Re-Creed: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2…
New Scifi Pilot: Flash Forward: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39286
Caprica gets official green light: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39285
TRZ?:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tron-2-Plot-Synops…

The Male Sack:

Your Questions!

Episode 37 – Post Show

admin — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:06:33 +0000

In the post show for Episode 37 we talk about the worst movies that made the most money and the scifi shows that never made it to series.

Episode 37 – That Was The Best Night of My Life Black Dynamite

admin — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:32:41 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Daisies gets canned
X-Men gets a reboot?
Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle
Casual gamers will inherit the earth
Reasons to love/hate Texas
Eli Reviews True Blood
The Gang reviews Zack and Miri
PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!!

Episode 36 – Post Show

admin — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:51:17 +0000

In the post show for Episode 36 we try to talk about 80′s cartoons like Jem and the Gummi Bears but end up realizing we forgot 3 or 4 topics from the main podcast. So you get extra real podcast here. It’s a super value explosion!

Episode 36 – The Donkey Whisperer

admin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:37:20 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it
The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out
Gay Superheroes on TV
Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again?
And we Answer your Questions

Episode 35 – Post Show

admin — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:09:02 +0000

In the post show for Episode 35 we talk about the rise and fall of Nicholas Cage, and how I survived watching “Ghost Rider.”

Episode 35 – Don’t Bomb The Puppies

admin — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:22:29 +0000

Eli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Circuit City is Suckit Shitty
Netflix streaming to Macs
Michael Crighton
Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar
Eli’s Non-Video Game Art
BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression
More Sadness for Dollhouse
Best and worst Birthday presents in honor of Eli’s birthday

Episode 34 – Post Show

admin — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:25:14 +0000

In the post show for Episode 34 we talk about great movies that started from really shitty concepts or early scripts.

Episode 34 – Musical Indian Food

admin — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:57:20 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we talk about real life zombie invasions, the future of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, the death of Zima, Star Wars Fan Days, Bruce Campbell’s prank calls, fake Guns N Roses and faker Led Zeppelin, how to fix(cancel) Heroes, the Avengers Movie, and Josh’s Drunken Story Time.

[Somehow Josh's mic was facing the wrong direction so his track was SUPER quiet. I had to science it for 4 hours to get it to even be audible but it still sounds like he's in a cave.]

Episode 33 – Post Show

admin — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:26:39 +0000

In the post show for Episode 33 we talk about:

Movie roles that were recast with a different actor
Specifically about Crispin Glover’s crazy ass
The Top 35 Butt Kicking babes in Movies reviewed

Episode 33 – Zack and Josh Make a Porno

admin — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:42:44 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history
New Macbooks
Max Payne and Donkeys
Chocolate News
JCVD
and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

Episode 32 – Post Show

admin — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:28:01 +0000

In the post show for Episode 32 we talk about the right and wrong ways to put out the first HE book, more about Bill Maher’s “Religulous” and Eli’s Chicago Adventure.

Episode 32 – I LOVE SPACE PORN!

admin — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:00:00 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Eli’s Excellent Chicago Adventure (pics here)
Monkey Waiters!
SPACE PORN!!!!
Plus we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 31 – Post Show

admin — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:30:22 +0000

In the post show for Episode 31 we talk about professional voice acting, impersonating a navy seal to get laid, the evils of internet douchebaggery, our cheese preferences (seriously) and the best character deaths in SciFi.

Episode 31 – Gosh, Don’Cha Know

admin — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:20:38 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

It’s all about politics from 43:30 to 1:05:40 (skip it if you like)
We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 30 – Post Show

admin — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:31:48 +0000

In the post show for Episode 30 we talk about the best training montages in film, SFW porn, and the possibility of “Unbreakable 2.”

Episode 30 – Pickles and Sweet Jam

admin — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:08:23 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway
Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”)
Online flame war turns lethal
Human Jet pack
Knight Rider is the worst show ever made
Don’t fart on cops
Predator 3
a discussion of Political Bullshit
We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 29 – Post Show

admin — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:36:47 +0000

In the post show for Episode 29 we finish the discussion we started in the podcast about The Best Worst Scifi Movies of All Time. Good debates/arguments in this one.

Episode 29 – Love Isn’t Always on Time

admin — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:13:50 +0000

NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 – 2 hours).

Subscribe using the buttons in the sidebar!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere
The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!
The new Microsoft Ads
The Best Worst SciFi movies of all time
And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 28 – Post Show

admin — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:38:05 +0000

“The Firecane”

In the post show for Episode 28 we talk about:

Sarah Palin and Tina Fey
The Bluth Family is in a call center in India
Jury Duty Nightmare!
Denise and Elis Secret Mexican code words
What’s worse? A Hurriance or a Firecane

Episode 28 – HBO’s Taxicab Abortions

admin — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:33:46 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about:

Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM
What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,”
Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party
True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms of graphic content and cursing
And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 27 – Post Show

admin — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:39:46 +0000

In the post show for Episode 27 we talk about The Marvel Secret Wars, Eli busting heads, guns, top Google terms for HijiNKS Ensue and we premiere the “Josh Theme Song”!

Episode 27 – Aye Aye Eli

admin — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:08:22 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS, discuss the Jerry Lewis “Save The Muggles” Telethon, and premiere the “Eli Theme Song” by Jeff Fardink.

Episode 26 – And You Shall Have My Chupacabra!

admin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:40:03 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU!

Episode 25 – Welcome to Costco. I love you.

admin — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:13:04 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

Episode 24 – Post Show

admin — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:42:21 +0000

Here’s an extra 45 minutes of Podcast for you!

I cut out the 9 minutes in the middle where all we were doing was signing a shirt for a reader. I DO have your best interests in mind.

Episode 24 – You Want the Spicy?

admin — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:05:03 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

Episode 23 – Comic-Con Castcastcast

admin — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:49:17 +0000

Anoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was.

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military?

And we answer QUESTIONS from the listeners.

Episode 19 – Post Show

admin — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:47:38 +0000

If you enjoyed HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Episode 19, here’s more… of it. We plan Allison’s Arrested Development party, talk about Flight of the Conchords, and debate the morals of video game piracy.

Episode 22 – The Bat-Cast

admin — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:46:51 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

A large portion of the show is spent on “The Dark Knight.” We also discuss what would happen if “Mr. Holland’s Opus,” “Jaws” and “Forrest Gump” were all the same movie.

We address questions from the readers, and discuss “This week in Internet” as well.

Episode 21 – Post Show

admin — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:44:20 +0000

In the post show for Episode 21 we take live reader questions, talk a bit about “The Experiement” and spiral out of control into the most offensive discussion I have ever taken part in.

I present to you “The LOLacaust”
[Seriously, it's all jokes. Don't listen if you are easily offended. I'm sorry.]

Episode 21 – Annual H.E. Shareholders Review

admin — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:13:42 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Iphone 3G, Ave Q, New HE Store, Channelsurfing.net, “Making of Evan Almighty”, E3 , Dont eat CFL bulbs
We answer questions from the listeners
OSXBMC changes name
Iron Man to play Sherlock Holmes
Fanboys saved “Fanboys”
It’s Always Sunny in Space
Halo Kid
Ravers Blinded by KGB Super Laser

Episode 20 – Post Show

admin — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:46:08 +0000

In the post show for Episode 20 we talk about Eli’s nicknames, updates on “The Experiment,” Josh’s love for terrible movies, The Penny Arcade Game and answer some live questions from the commenters.

Episode 20 – Bob Saget and Segway Death Metal

admin — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:50:18 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

The Comedy Stylings of Robert Saget
Eli and Denise saw “Wargames 2″ and lived
Nightmare on Elm St. reboot
Dethklok Live at The House of Blues in Dallas
BrendonSmall.com
No Billy for Battlestar?
Easily crackable games are the future of gaming
Marty’s shoes are McFly
WALL-E is a pirate
Hellboy on “Actor’s Studio”
The proper term is “ward”
Digital Tattoo says “Mom” in binary

“Male Sack”: We answer your questions.

Episode 19 – The Longest Podcast EVAR!

admin — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:35:04 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Denise & Allison

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 18 – Post Show

admin — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:49:57 +0000

If you enjoyed HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Episode 18, here’s about 30 minutes of extra BS’ing we recorded afterward.

Josh and Eli lament the premature death of Sealab.

Episode 18 – Sacajawea & Quetzalcoatl

admin — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:37:17 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended

Topics and Links

Dallas douche tries to stop the Serenity?
The Orphan Copyright Act
Vaginas do not actually have teeth (but don’t tell Josh)
NBC Ameri-murdering Eli’s favorite British show: Top Gear
Ed Norton vs. Marvel (it turns out Marvel and Ed Norton were the same person)
AfroNinja The Movie (every part of that title is great)
RateMyHooker.com or AmIaProstituteOrNot.com
SuperFast Internets Drive your Dumptrucks ALL OVER these tubes
Smallville hates me so hard
FEDCon closes mid-con
We answer your questions

Episode 17 -The Fancy Bastards’ Birthday Ball

admin — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:11:44 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended.
Topics and Links

HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Vidcast Simulcast Castcast

(Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.)

Read about The FB Internet Movie Party on the Forum
Battlestar Midseason finale discussion
Shepard gets a Book
Peeing on children is legal as long as you are R. Kelley
We’re being”Punished” again
Office Spinoff news
Robocop, where the future always looks like 1993
Like Barbie, Street Fighters is Ken-less
O’Reily Flipout Remix
Lucas Arts something something Dark side reference something
Roll Back in Black: AC/DC Goes Walmart Exclusive
Leonardo plays arcade dork… not the Ninja Turtle
Candyland mees Minus Tirith (thanks Melkor)

We Answer your Questions in the “Male Sack”

Episode 16 – BattlestArby’s: The Final Five For Five

admin — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 08:50:50 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
(NOTE: Contains humor concerning racism and religion. If you are easily offended, this probably isn’t a good episode for you.)

Topics and Links

Eli is “Back in Brown!”
A-Kon ’08 (Eli’s Pics) (Awesome Pikachu costume)
Spiraling‘s new album “Time Travel Made Easy” is out!
Denise eats horrible nonsense (on the FB Forum)
Lone Wolf Motherfucking McQuade
Religious Persecution = Being Persecuted by Religion
Indiana Jones 5? Fuck you, George!
Doctor Horrible’s Sing-A-Long-Blog Almost Done!
Best Buy Stereo Guy Humps the floor (customer service)
Shirley Manson in Terminator
ET has NOT landed in Denver (more awesome fake video)
Axle Foley and The Rat
Pot Heads H4XoR teh c0Mk4zt – pWn3d
Flame Throwing Wheelchair Tank
Super Awesome Bill-board
Decapitated Billboards
By the Power of LameSkull: He-Man Movie
Email from beyond the Rapture
Best office worker flip out ever! (2nd angle)
Dipping your cock in estrogen cures all disease!
Germany abuses the elderly is hilarious ways
THEOOOOOO! RUUUUUDY! Cosby Sweaters GO!

“Male Sack”

We answer questions

Episode 15 – 90′s Alt. Rock Challenge

admin — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:02:39 +0000

Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

HijiNKS Ensue Forum!!!
Didu’s Badass Reader Art
(Didu’s Comic)
Josh laments Indy 4
Indy 4 = No BTTF 4 EVAR!
Corn Mo Tours Europe with Ben Folds
Could Spider-Man Be Going Back To High School?
Cylons Baseships Run Windows XP?
Indy 4 Makes a Fuck Tonne of Money
Fox use a HijiNKS Ensue comic in a SUPER IRONIC way
Save Dollhouse Campaign
HIGHLANDER remake and FLASH GORDON remake
7 Completely Unnecessary Jet Engine Powered Vehicles (for Thomas)
Ghost Ride the Lawnmower
Pointless Viral Campaign for Dollhouse
Bale = John Connor In Three TERMINATOR Movies
Jake Gyllenhaal to play the PRINCE OF PERSIA?

[0:45:00] The “Male Sack”

[1:19:00] ShitterMission featuring Josh!

[1:44:55] The 90′s Alt. Rock Challenge

Episode 14 – Mono, Thumb Dicks & Ejaculate Lassos

admin — Mon, 19 May 2008 22:37:27 +0000

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Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

PS3 Thumb Dick Ad
“They Call Her One Eye“
Update on Denise’s Buffy Experiment
1st Dollhouse Trailer kind of dissapointing
Starship Troopers 3: Johnny Rico!!!
Let Best Buy “Professionally Install” Your XBox Games
Universal Soldier 3 (Version 2.0) Is Coming
$15 Million Anime Ejaculate Lasso
Explain Lost To Its Own Producers
Teen Plots to Kill Jesus
Holy Crap: MacGyver Blockbuster Film Coming!
Pet’s Eye View Camera
Octopus Pie has our VHS Tape?

Teacher fired for Wizardry
Look What’s On Tony Stark’s Workbench In Iron Man
Bioshock Movie Coming
Morena Baccarin cast in new ABC pilot
Strike: Round 2 – SAG headed for the picket lines
Houston Teens can make ANYTHING into a bong
TOUCHDOWN JESUS makes me believe. So does THIS.
Brad Pitt might be Thor?
“Speed Racer” Bombs at Box Office
Eric Stoltz Will Play The Inventor Of The Cylons!!
BATTLESTAR/ CAPRICA Discussion [1:02:00]
‘Donnie Darko’ Sequel?
FRAGGLEs Movie on the Way
Is Speed Racer Just Too Gay?
“Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars”

Additional Updated Link!

[01:10:30] “Male Sack” – We answer these questions

[01:54:40] Alternative 90′s Rock Challenge!

[02:04:17] Live Tenacious D Blasphemy Cover

Episode 13 – Eat The Glass

admin — Sat, 03 May 2008 07:53:58 +0000

(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu)

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

Margaret Cho knows what it’s like to be a gay man
VHS Challenge is a GO!
Landalf the Black, or Gando the Brown
Shirt/Store Updates
Battlestar talk
Happy Birthday You Fancy Bastard
Potential celebrity moment fail
Star Wars Deal or No Deal
Another BSG Theory (and another one)
Will Arnett + Amy Poehler = Baby Comedy
Gary Coleman on Divorce Court
Captain Tight Pants has a new show?
Carne de Buggs Bunny
Late Night with Fake Adam Sandler!
Del Toro is a filthy Hobbits
Wesley Snipes
Batman ARG (makes me say arrgh!)
“Male Sack” with new bonus theme song
Cinematic Titanic Live
Meatloaf Siting
Eli Eats Glass, sadly doesn’t die
Video Game Industry Insiders
Spiraling album presale!

Episode 12 – Long and Pointless

admin — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:51:40 +0000

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise)
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Trekkies II
Cher was in M.A.S.K.
Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway “Face Stab” trailer
Driver’s Ed.
Captain Power: Lasers vs. VHS
Batman vs. Mortal Kombat
Tom Cruise and Ron Moore to make scientology SCIFI
Winifred Burkle joins “Dollhouse”
Old, gross, naked, spanish lady calender sells poorly
Black Panther on BET
DETHKLOK Live!
YouTube Fan Edit Montages
HijiNKS Ensue Podcast “All Curses” Montage (0:44:15)
The “Male Sack” (0:50:20)
Denise inspires Joel to seek knowledge of The Philippines
Eli’s Cats Update!
Starbucks Logo Dong Art Challenge!

Episode 11 – 80′s TV Trivia Showdown!

admin — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:06:54 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

The Ft. Worth Zoo has honky tigers
Stan Lee’s Lightspeed sucked a black hole
Attack of LOTR in HD pt. 2
Ice is back with a brand new invention: Spousal Abuse!
Don’t fuck with Chuck… Norris
Blank Check is a cinematic masterpiece
Tokyo Gore Police ruins Eli’s pants
Josh Brolin is “The Decidernator”
McCain is a Cylon
80′s TV Trivia Showdown (Joel pwn3s)
The “Male Sack”
Tay Zonday Roll is the final boss on the internet

Music Links

Cornmo.com (Quirky Rock – Like a Queen, MeatLoaf, TMBG 3-way gone horribly right)
Spiraling.net (Fantastic Synth Driven Power Pop)
PrestonGrey.com (Eli’s friend, Dave’s band)

Episode 10 – You Maniacs! You Blew It Up!

admin — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:51:03 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics

Charlton Heston
Movie Remakes
Fall TV Lineup
Clone High Bootleg
Battlestar Galactica Premiere (Spoilers)
Iron Man Preview Footage
Dallas Comic Con
“Undefeatable” VHS Library Mail Order of Doom!

This Week in Internet

Episode 9 – The Purple Pimp

admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:54:43 +0000

“Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible” Interview with Mad Scientist Jonathan Reilly

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

This Week in Internet

•    Tramp Stamps for Kids!
•    Rick Astley Interviewed about Rick Roll
•    Inventor of Warp Drive is George Bush Sr.
•    GALACTICA’s Eick Developing CHILDREN OF MEN for TV – Josh HATES David Eick
•    Battlestar Finale Rewritten
•    ‘Bangkok Dangerous’ It’s Dangerous to Bang it?
•    Mexican Predators Hunting Emo Kids
•    Ian McKellen is actually Gandalf
•    BSG’s Helo Cast in Dollhouse
•    Fox Gives Fourth Consecutive Sentence To PRISON BREAK !!
•    Smallville endorses delicious Gum
•    50 Cent has a new game and the terrorists win
•    Brother’s in Arms Comic Interview with writer, Mikey N.

—————————————————————————-
00:40:11 - An Extremely Compelling “LOST” Theory
00:46:17 – “The Male Sack”

01:18:03 to 01:36:55
Interview with Jonathan Reilly about the filming of Joss Whedon’s “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog”

Episode 8 – It’s an Easter Miracle

admin — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:00:19 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Religious jokes
Disclaimer: We love everybody. If something in this podcast offends you deeply, remember it’s all a joke.

Show Notes

Topics:
The annual migration of the Gays
This week in Internet
Video Game Colleges- Pros and Cons
Bass Pro Shops
Shitty DVD’s at the Dollar Store
Dave Coolier emailed me
[01:07:55] Special Interview with Jesus
[01: 25:48] Reader Questions: “The Male Sack”
[02:17:50] LOTR voices of the week

Links:
“David’s Situation” (link)
The Penny Arcade Scholarship (link)
The Suicide Robot (link)
Battlestar Galactica Top 10 (link)
RollTube (link)
Woman on Toilet for 2 years (link)
Caprica Greenlit on Scifi (link)
Soul Geek (link)
internetisseriousbusines.com (don’t click this link…for reals)

Episode 7 – The Lost Podcast & The Luby’s Lunchcast

admin — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:29:16 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh – Mikey, Jen & Jeremy

Topics: The Lost Episode, Sexual Discovery?
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Sexually explicit

[04:13] The Lost Episode begins
[05:15] 2 girls 1 cup The Show (link)
[06:11] All Nude Bachelor Party/ The One Armed Stripper
[9:19] Sexy German talk
[11:50] Luby’s Lunchcast intro
[13:14] Josh’s Origin Story/ Scissor Sisters/ The Cow Patty Motel/ The Orange Tent
[19:08] Impregnated over voice-com/ Discovering inappropriate touching/ “I would’ve cut her in half”/ “First hand knowledge”
[24:48] Proper child rearing/ “This is something I’ve invented”/ Parental Advice/ Saving it (just not all of it)/ Josh is wearing a Kilt/ Professor Emanuelle
[31:15] Girls are just as bad/ The “Bathroom” Note/ The Owl from “Clash of the Titans”/ Dirty Hippy Balls/ Steven Hawking hate hippies/ Brain Fight for Sex
[36:50] Dane Cook TV Pilots/ “Stacked and Cooked”/ Wozniak in “The Graduate”

Episode 6 – Cooter by Jessica Simpson

admin — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:03:46 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: Internet Memes, All-Con, Black Devil Doll
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

[4:40] You just got rolled/ Goatse Virgin/ Massive Goatse Roll/ Will Arnett on Human Giant/
[12:55] Cooter by Jessica Simpson/ Eli the Paparazzo/ Frodo the Paparazzo
[21:50] All-Con = Colossal Win/ SCA/ Eli’s All-Con Pics (Flickr link)/ Chief is an angry drunk/ Super Cool Portal Cosplay (Digg Link) (Her Cosplay Site link)/ Rifftrax (link)/ Star Wars Cantina Burlesque Show by the Lollie Bombs (video links)
[40:00 to 01:00:00] Black Devil Doll (link) Interview (interview pics)
[01:02:00] Evil Bong and Vampire Shatner/ Sean Penn’s Black Puppet Movie/ Sean Connery is a Spaniard/ Mortal Kombat!
[01:09:17] Previously On Lost Music (link)/ 10,000 BS/ theater ball buster/
[01:16:00] Josh is Gaytos (link) (Google link)/ Gay for Pay/ Prostate Exam/ NPR Outro

Episode 5 – Experimentations in Technical Failure

admin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:13:36 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: LOST/La Bamba/ King of Kong/ Controversy/ Shitty Movies/ All-Con
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A RECORD SKIP, THAT MEANS GARAGE BAND QUIT RECORDING!!!

Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:

[1:30] James O’Barr’s Handler/ LOST/ Traditional Mexican Weddings/ Technical Difficulties + More LOST/ Battlestar Hendrix Cop Rock Elsewhere
[13:30] Mexican Heritage = Bob from La Bamba/ Eli’s Grandma/ More LOST?/ Weird Al teaches me about music
[22:32] More LOST??? Ben Clone?/ Burger King is terrible/ Peyote wedges from KFC/ Mexican Star Mars/ Enzyte makes Bob smile (link)/ Dildo Golden Girls: Thank you for being a friend
[30:17] King of Kong (trailer link)/ Billy Mitchell is a cock sucker/ Candy Cocaine Apples/ Mr. Awesome got so much ass
[38:15] Black Devil Doll Controversy (link) (myspace link)/ Black Devil Roots/ 60 ft FOOT porn/ Jeep Balls/ Bronzed Squirrel
[48:20] Xbox for X-Mas Fake out (link)/ Engadget to the rescue (link)
[53:50] All-Con (link)/ Yak Face/ Suck it La Bamba!/ Shitty Movie O’ The Week/ Ninja Brothers of Blood (link?)/ Robo Vampire (link) starring Peter O’Toole
[01:05:00] SNL Digital Short (link)/ Eli has a Wilco Boner/ More Technical difficulties/ Obama is your new bicycle (link)/ Hillary is mom jeans (link)
[01:12:40] Eli gets a call from The Man

Episode 4 – Con Men

admin — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:07:24 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: Cons
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:

[01:55] Predator The Musical/ Twister the Musical/ Eli is hung over/ The BFRickRoll (link)/ Rick Roll Pie Chart (link)/ Rick Rolling the Church of Scientology (link)/ Mario Paint Rick Roll (link)
[09:20] Mario Paint Hotel Shenanigans/ Predator Adolescence/ Josh’s Vader Dome
[13:31] Texas Frightmare Weekend (link)/ Zombie Walk (link – video)/ Rusty/ Con Flyers/ Joel was a Scare Technician
[20:17] Malcolm McDowell Q & A
[24:40] Fear Fest/ Black Devil Doll (link)/ Horror Porn (link)
[30:15] Pissing with Boba Fett/ Mavs game with Storm Troopers/ Klingons hate Star Wars (link)/ My dad’s a Jedi
[40:35] A-Kon (link to 2007 pics)/ Tail Malfunction/ Downtrodden Gandalf/ Green Mountain Energy Douchebag (link)/ The End (of HD-DVD)

Episode 3 – One Way Ticket Straight To Hell

admin — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:41:50 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: Worst Jobs ever
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Hijinks Ensue Podcast Show Notes:

[01:17] Jen Loves Vaginas/ Josh’s Birthday @ Luby’s
[06:40] The Intros/ The Lost Podcast/ Keith Pizza
[11:34] Spelling Bee Uncomfortableness (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk)
[14:38] Novelty Cake Toppers are legal in Texas (http://fleshbot.com/356312/texas-sex-toy-ban-overturned)/ Dildo Baggins/ For Tobacco use only/ The Sodomy Parade
[20:50] What’s behind the curtain?/ The Pride of Ft. Worth: Hoogie Boogie Land (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY)/ Just-a drinkin’ and a-drivin’
[29:00] Joel’s had 100 jobs/ Eli loses $10K/ Show us your BWZZ/ Stabbing the Tea Bags
[43:00] Front Row Joe/ Service Merchandise/ Service Plus with a smile
[57:20] With apologies to the mentally challenged (seriously, this went too far and we are sorry)/ I slipped in butter/ Projection booth nightmares/ The Mad Shitter Strikes/
[01:10] Magmar: A wrangler of sorts/ In Space, No One can hear you Shit
[1:19:00] Raped by a Priest/ More Bathroom incidents/ Male Sack
[1:23:00] Actual geek stuff/ Indiana Jones Trailer/ Sarah Connor/ Penicillin and Paris Hilton/ Black Devil Doll (http://blackdevildoll.com/) @ Fearfest

Episode 2 – Country Fried Love 2: Porkchop Boogaloo

admin — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:14:02 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Allison & Denise

Topics: 80′s Movies, Transformers, Brave Toasters
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:

[00:59] Eli wants to harass people at Horror Con
[02:50] The Country Fried Live
[03:50] Josh gets naked for bread
[04:49] Waitress takes our orders (skip this)
[06:00] Mutants of the Deep
[06:55] Childhood trauma and “The Meaning of Life”
[07:39] The MonChiChis
[08:54] The monkey from “Project X”
[10:26] “Flight of the Navigator” in HD
[12:58] “Space Camp”
[14:00] “The Last StarFighter“/Clone High/
Dementia Waitress/ Delta Burke/ Video Game Crimes
[19:04] TEH LOL SENATEZ
[20:40] Josh has hand problems/ BACON!
[23:26] An Exercise in Narcissism
[25:00] Forbidden Robot Love/ Dinobots
[30:30] Transformers Gang Bang
[31:04] The New $20 Bill
[31:35] “The Brave Little Toaster”
[34:14] “The Last Unicorn”
[35:17] Back to the Brave Toaster!
[38:00] America: The Land of Electric Blankets and Freedom
[39:50] Dishwasher Cosplay

Episode 1 – Winter Extreme Sports Special Olympics going down in flames

admin — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:01:26 +0000

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Topics: Lost, Rambo, Cloverfield, American Gladiators, Rambo, Ents, Rambo and Rambo

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

[01:38] The Final Countdown (link)
[03:00] Lost Season 4 premier underwhelms
[06:00] Rambo IV makes grown men giggle
[13:00] Drucilla meets Rambo
[14:00] Candy Mountain (link)
[16:30] 1st Caller: Sweet Child O’Mine (link: ???)
[17:36] Mail Sack: Kip has a Lost question
[20:00] Eli has a $500 cat
[23:08] I Can Has Cheezeburger in a Can (link)
[24:25] Michael Bay is remaking Nightmare on Elm Street (link)
[26:40] Tom Cruise needs Rocket Fuel (link)
[27:10] Eli is a Mexican like Guiermo Del Toro
[29:28] “Canadians” (link)
[30:18] J.J. Trek viral marketing (link)
[31:00] Pimp my space ship
[32:30] Full Circle: Back to Rambo
[36:18] Navy Rail Gun (link)
[37:00] “If a tree took a dump in the woods…”
[38:42] Fratboy Tree/ Jack in the Box
[41:00] Question from a caller: Cloverfield
[41:56] Cloverfield hangs out with the Trees
[43:20] Cloverfield: A word of warning
[43:38] Question from a caller: Dicks with dicks
[45:57] 1st live call: Mikey, “Who’s your favorite Gladiator?”
[49:42] Cloverfield shows up
[51:30] Outro?
[54:00] Actual Outro: “Next time, on a very special Hijinks Ensue”

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