Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway
• Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”)
• Online flame war turns lethal
• Human Jet pack
• Knight Rider is the worst show ever made
• Don’t fart on cops
• Predator 3
• a discussion of Political Bullshit
• We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 - 2 hours) and the post show (for donators and subscribers to the Vault) is longer (about an hour).

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere
• The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!
• The new Microsoft Ads
• The Best Worst SciFi movies of all time
• And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about:

• Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM
• What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,”
• Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party
• True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms of graphic content and cursing
• And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

FREE POST SHOW!!!

If you aren’t already a subscriber or donor to the Vault of Secret Awesome, you may not know what you’re missing. For a brief time, the HE Podcast Post Show for Epsisode #28 will NOT BE PASSWORD PROTECTED on the Vault. Take a listen and see if you are interested in such things. The post shows are bit looser than the podcast. We typically pick a topic and riff on it for 30 min or so. Ok, so they are JUST like the podcast but shorter and Eli is typically drunker.

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS, discuss the Jerry Lewis “Save The Muggles” Telethon, and premiere the “Eli Theme Song” by Jeff Fardink.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer THESE QUESTIONS FROM YOU!

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Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

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Anoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was.

!!!IF THIS EPISODE CUTS OFF AFTER 2 HOURS, RE-DOWNLOAD. I FIXED THE PROBLEM!!!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military?

And we answer THESE QUESTIONS from the listeners.

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

A large portion of the show is spent on “The Dark Knight.” We also discuss what would happen if “Mr. Holland’s Opus,” “Jaws” and “Forrest Gump” were all the same movie.

We address THESE questions from the readers, and discuss “This week in Internet” as well.

There was a Post Show, but unfortunately the Garageband file was corrupted

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Topics and Links

• Iphone 3G, Ave Q, New HE Store, Channelsurfing.net, “Making of Evan Almighty”, E3 , Dont eat CFL bulbs
• We answer THESE questions from the readers 
• OSXBMC changes name
• Iron Man to play Sherlock Holmes
• Fanboys saved “Fanboys”
• It’s Always Sunny in Space
• Halo Kid
• Ravers Blinded by KGB Super Laser

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Topics and Links

• The Comedy Stylings of Robert Saget
  
• Eli and Denise saw “Wargames 2″ and lived
• Nightmare on Elm St. reboot
• Dethklok Live at The House of Blues in Dallas
• BrendonSmall.com
• No Billy for Battlestar?
• Easily crackable games are the future of gaming
• Marty’s shoes are McFly
• WALL-E is a pirate
• Hellboy on “Actor’s Studio”
• The proper term is “ward”
• Digital Tattoo says “Mom” in binary

“Male Sack”: We answer your questions… THESE QUESTIONS!
Catch the Post Show for Podcast #20 at the Vault of Secret Awesome. We talk about Eli’s nicknames, updates on “The Experiment,” Josh’s love for terrible movies, The Penny Arcade Game and answer some live questions from the commenters.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Denise & Allison
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Topics and Links

• Arrested Development Movie for 2009?
• Robert Smigel doing 70’s TV game show remake
• Ron Moore’s new show sounds crappy, has a person in it
• Dragon Ball guys has super anime facial features
• Disaster Movie looks like a piece of shit
• There are going to be dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie…
• Look out! The Whore Truck is comin’!
• Dr. Horrible Trailer
• Firefly on BluRay
• Emmy list of shows I don’t watch
• 3 More years of “Office” 
• Octagon Global at SDCC

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended

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Topics and Links

• Dallas douche tries to stop the Serenity?
• The Orphan Copyright Act
• Vaginas do not actually have teeth (but don’t tell Josh)
• NBC Ameri-murdering Eli’s favorite British show: Top Gear
• Ed Norton vs. Marvel (it turns out Marvel and Ed Norton were the same person)
• AfroNinja The Movie (every part of that title is great)
• RateMyHooker.com or AmIaProstituteOrNot.com
• SuperFast Internets Drive your Dumptrucks ALL OVER these tubes
• Smallville hates me so hard
• FEDCon closes mid-con
• We answer THESE questions

(this is one of the movie’s we watched with the FB’s over Ustream)

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended.

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Topics and Links

• HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Vidcast Simulcast Castcas

(Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.)

• Read about The FB Internet Movie Party on the Forum
• Battlestar Midseason finale discussion
• Shepard gets a Book
• Peeing on children is legal as long as you are R. Kelley
• We’re being”Punished” again
• Office Spinoff news
• Robocop, where the future always looks like 1993
• Like Barbie, Street Fighters is Ken-less
• O’Reily Flipout Remix
• Lucas Arts something something Dark side reference something
• Roll Back in Black: AC/DC Goes Walmart Exclusive
• Leonardo plays arcade dork… not the Ninja Turtle
• Candyland mees Minus Tirith (thanks Melkor)

We Answer These Questions in the “Male Sack”

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
(NOTE: Contains humor concerning racism and religion. If you are easily offended, this probably isn’t a good episode for you.)

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Topics and Links

• Eli is “Back in Brown!”
• A-Kon ‘08 (Eli’s Pics) (Awesome Pikachu costume)
• Spiraling’s new album “Time Travel Made Easy” is out!
• Denise eats horrible nonsense (on the FB Forum)
• Lone Wolf Motherfucking McQuade
• Religious Persecution = Being Persecuted by Religion
• Indiana Jones 5? Fuck you, George!
• Doctor Horrible’s Sing-A-Long-Blog Almost Done!
• Best Buy Stereo Guy Humps the floor (customer service)
• Shirley Manson in Terminator
• ET has NOT landed in Denver (more awesome fake video)
• Axle Foley and The Rat
• Pot Heads H4XoR teh c0Mk4zt - pWn3d
• Flame Throwing Wheelchair Tank
• Super Awesome Bill-board
• Decapitated Billboards
• By the Power of LameSkull: He-Man Movie
• Email from beyond the Rapture
• Best office worker flip out ever! (2nd angle)
• Dipping your cock in estrogen cures all disease!
• Germany abuses the elderly is hilarious ways
• THEOOOOOO! RUUUUUDY! Cosby Sweaters GO!

“Male Sack”

• We answer these questions

Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

(Click “more” for show notes  and links)

Topics and Links

• HijiNKS Ensue Forum!!!
• Didu’s Badass Reader Art
  (Didu’s Comic)
• Josh laments Indy 4
• Indy 4 = No BTTF 4 EVAR!
• Corn Mo Tours Europe with Ben Folds
• Could Spider-Man Be Going Back To High School?
• Cylons Baseships Run Windows XP?
• Indy 4 Makes a Fuck Tonne of Money
• Fox use a HijiNKS Ensue comic in a SUPER IRONIC way
• Save Dollhouse Campaign
• HIGHLANDER remake and FLASH GORDON remake
• 7 Completely Unnecessary Jet Engine Powered Vehicles (for Thomas)
• Ghost Ride the Lawnmower
  
• Pointless Viral Campaign for Dollhouse
• Bale = John Connor In Three TERMINATOR Movies
• Jake Gyllenhaal to play the PRINCE OF PERSIA?

[0:45:00] The “Male Sack”

[1:19:00] ShitterMission featuring Josh!

[1:44:55] The 90’s Alt. Rock Challenge

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Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Topics and Links

•  PS3 Thumb Dick Ad
• “They Call Her One Eye“
• Update on Denise’s Buffy Experiment
• 1st Dollhouse Trailer kind of dissapointing
• Starship Troopers 3: Johnny Rico!!!
• Let Best Buy “Professionally Install” Your XBox Games
• Universal Soldier 3 (Version 2.0) Is Coming
• $15 Million Anime Ejaculate Lasso
• Explain Lost To Its Own Producers
• Teen Plots to Kill Jesus
• Holy Crap: MacGyver Blockbuster Film Coming!
• Pet’s Eye View Camera
• Octopus Pie has our VHS Tape?

• Teacher fired for Wizardry
• Look What’s On Tony Stark’s Workbench In Iron Man
• Bioshock Movie Coming
• Morena Baccarin cast in new ABC pilot
• Strike: Round 2 - SAG headed for the picket lines
• Houston Teens can make ANYTHING into a bong
• TOUCHDOWN JESUS makes me believe. So does THIS.
• Brad Pitt might be Thor?
• “Speed Racer” Bombs at Box Office
• Eric Stoltz Will Play The Inventor Of The Cylons!!
• BATTLESTAR/ CAPRICA Discussion [1:02:00]
• ‘Donnie Darko’ Sequel?
• FRAGGLEs Movie on the Way
• Is Speed Racer Just Too Gay?
• “Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars”

Additional Updated Link!

• Final Dollhouse Trailer Kicks 100 Percent More Ass
• Dollhouse To Be Sort of Advertisement Free

[01:10:30] “Male Sack” - We answer these questions

[01:54:40] Alternative 90’s Rock Challenge!

[02:04:17] Live Tenacious D Blasphemy Cover

(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu)

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Topics and Links:

• Margaret Cho knows what it’s like to be a gay man
• VHS Challenge is a GO!
• Landalf the Black, or Gando the Brown
• Shirt/Store Updates
• Battlestar talk
• Happy Birthday You Fancy Bastard
• Potential celebrity moment fail
• Star Wars Deal or No Deal
• Another BSG Theory (and another one)
• Will Arnett + Amy Poehler = Baby Comedy
• Gary Coleman on Divorce Court
• Captain Tight Pants has a new show?
• Carne de Buggs Bunny
• Late Night with Fake Adam Sandler!
• Del Toro is a filthy Hobbits
• Wesley Snipes
• Batman ARG (makes me say arrgh!)
• “Male Sack” with new bonus theme song
• Cinematic Titanic Live
• Meatloaf Siting
• Eli Eats Glass, sadly doesn’t die
• Video Game Industry Insiders
• Spiraling album presale!

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise)
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids

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Topics and Links

• Trekkies II
• Cher was in M.A.S.K.
• Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway “Face Stab” trailer
• Driver’s Ed.
• Captain Power: Lasers vs. VHS
• Batman vs. Mortal Kombat
• Tom Cruise and Ron Moore to make scientology SCIFI
• Winifred Burkle joins “Dollhouse”
• Old, gross, naked, spanish lady calender sells poorly
• Black Panther on BET
• DETHKLOK Live!
• YouTube Fan Edit Montages
• HijiNKS Ensue Podcast “All Curses” Montage (0:44:15)
• The “Male Sack” (0:50:20)
• Denise inspires Joel to seek knowledge of The Philippines
• Eli’s Cats Update!
• Starbucks Logo Dong Art Challenge!