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Hinglish SMS- Best Online SMS website http://hinglishsms.com Best Online SMS website Thu, 28 Aug 2014 00:44:04 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.0.26 2 ladko ki gf’s kho jati hai http://hinglishsms.com/2-ladko-ki-gfs-kho-jati-hai/ http://hinglishsms.com/2-ladko-ki-gfs-kho-jati-hai/#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2014 00:44:04 +0000 http://hinglishsms.com/?p=3184 2 ladko ki gf’s kho jati hai
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1st: teri gf kaisi dikhti hai?
2nd:-5’6
36-24-36
Fair
Hot
blue eyes mast..
& teri?
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1st: meri ko maar goli,
teri hi dhundte hai.

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Agar ek hi sentence ladki aur ladka bole toh usme bahut difference hota he http://hinglishsms.com/agar-ek-hi-sentence-ladki-aur-ladka-bole-toh-usme-bahut-difference-hota-he/ http://hinglishsms.com/agar-ek-hi-sentence-ladki-aur-ladka-bole-toh-usme-bahut-difference-hota-he/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2014 18:49:41 +0000 http://hinglishsms.com/?p=3182 Agar ek hi sentence ladki aur ladka bole toh usme bahut difference hota he:
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Girl: mene kal raat ek movie dekhte dekhte ek box tissue paper khatam kar diya.
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matlab ladki koy emotional movie dekh rahi thi.
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ab socho yahi sentence agar koy ladka bole toh???
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toh ladka kya dekh rha hoga????

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Desi wedding http://hinglishsms.com/desi-wedding/ http://hinglishsms.com/desi-wedding/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2014 17:43:09 +0000 http://hinglishsms.com/?p=3180 Desi wedding
Boy 1- “Yaar, Pili wali
meri.”
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Boy2- Acha? Lal wali
meri.
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Boy3- Saale, kuch to
sharam kar
Laal wali ke hi
shaadi pe aaye
hain.

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I can kiss you Even Without Touching you.. http://hinglishsms.com/i-can-kiss-you-even-without-touching-you/ http://hinglishsms.com/i-can-kiss-you-even-without-touching-you/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2014 16:09:38 +0000 http://hinglishsms.com/?p=3178 Boy: I can kiss you
Even
Without
Touching you..
Girl: You cant
Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 ki?
Girl: Ok
Boy: Tightyly kissed her
Girl: Hey you touched me
Boy: To le na 50 rupye roti kyu hai.

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Bass 2 minute Ke Liye Mai Apna PHONE Ek Dost Ke Ghar Par Bhool Aaya tha.. http://hinglishsms.com/bass-2-minute-ke-liye-mai-apna-phone-ek-dost-ke-ghar-par-bhool-aaya-tha/ http://hinglishsms.com/bass-2-minute-ke-liye-mai-apna-phone-ek-dost-ke-ghar-par-bhool-aaya-tha/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2014 13:21:02 +0000 http://hinglishsms.com/?p=3176 Bass 2 minute Ke Liye Mai Apna PHONE Ek Dost Ke Ghar Par Bhool Aaya tha..!!
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Aisi Feeling Aa Rahi thi.. Jaise Mai Apni Masoom Girlfriend Ko ‘Shakti Kapoor’ Ke Paas Chhod Aaya Hu..!!

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Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi http://hinglishsms.com/wife-bache-ki-potty-medical-test-karwane-gayi/ http://hinglishsms.com/wife-bache-ki-potty-medical-test-karwane-gayi/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2014 08:18:54 +0000 http://hinglishsms.com/?p=3174 Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi.
Doctor. : “Ye potty nahi halwa hai”
Biwi- “ek phone karlu??”
Doctor. “kyon?”
Biwi : “unko batana hai ki potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai…

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Arz kiya hai…. http://hinglishsms.com/arz-kiya-hai/ http://hinglishsms.com/arz-kiya-hai/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2014 06:38:36 +0000 http://hinglishsms.com/?p=3172 Arz kiya hai….
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Koyal Boli , Duniya Doli…
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Arz Kiya Hai..
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Koyal Boli , Duniya Doli.,
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Anuskha Ke Chakkar Me Barbad Ho Gya Virat Kohli

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दारू की वजह से आदमी डांसर हो जाता है http://hinglishsms.com/%e0%a4%a6%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%b0%e0%a5%82-%e0%a4%95%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%b5%e0%a4%9c%e0%a4%b9-%e0%a4%b8%e0%a5%87-%e0%a4%86%e0%a4%a6%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%a1%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%82%e0%a4%b8%e0%a4%b0-%e0%a4%b9/ http://hinglishsms.com/%e0%a4%a6%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%b0%e0%a5%82-%e0%a4%95%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%b5%e0%a4%9c%e0%a4%b9-%e0%a4%b8%e0%a5%87-%e0%a4%86%e0%a4%a6%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%a1%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%82%e0%a4%b8%e0%a4%b0-%e0%a4%b9/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2014 02:27:43 +0000 http://hinglishsms.com/?p=3170 तम्बाकू की वजह से आदमी के कैंसर हो जाता है ,
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मगर दारू की वजह से आदमी डांसर हो जाता है.!
100 ग्राम अन्दर तो हम सिकंदर.!

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पूछ रही थी वो कल मुझसे http://hinglishsms.com/%e0%a4%aa%e0%a5%82%e0%a4%9b-%e0%a4%b0%e0%a4%b9%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%a5%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%b5%e0%a5%8b-%e0%a4%95%e0%a4%b2-%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%81%e0%a4%9d%e0%a4%b8%e0%a5%87/ http://hinglishsms.com/%e0%a4%aa%e0%a5%82%e0%a4%9b-%e0%a4%b0%e0%a4%b9%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%a5%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%b5%e0%a5%8b-%e0%a4%95%e0%a4%b2-%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%81%e0%a4%9d%e0%a4%b8%e0%a5%87/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2014 01:47:45 +0000 http://hinglishsms.com/?p=3168 पूछ रही थी वो कल मुझसे:- क्या तुम मुझे याद करते हो ?
मुस्कराकर मैं बोला:-
पागल याद करना इतना आसान
होता तो . . . .
कॉलेज में टॉप ना कर लेते
हम !!!

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What Is Your Name http://hinglishsms.com/what-is-your-name/ http://hinglishsms.com/what-is-your-name/#comments Tue, 26 Aug 2014 20:19:28 +0000 http://hinglishsms.com/?p=3166 Teacher: “What Is Your Name?”
Student: “My Name Is Beautiful Red Underwear”
Teacher: “What Kind Of A Name Is This? Dont Joke, Tell Me The Right Name”
Student: “My Name Is Sunderlal Chadda“

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