Like a Big, Gay Hat of Wisdomhttp://www.hipsoda.com/commune/ http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/graphics/rss_icon.gifhttp://www.hipsoda.com/commune/3535Fun for the whole fuckin' family Apologies for the sudden end to last week's column, communistas. The sheer epic scope of the commune's tale got the better of me and I had to take three Excedrin Migraine and spend a few hours feeding the ducks behind the Shanesly Arby's. http://hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1473726817#zender I don't even know where to start, bizarrely loyal commune fans. Some pundits would surely argue that inviting Crochet! magazine to set up shop in my mother's attic was asking for trouble.http://hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1473076800#zender http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1361863225#tinynews http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1341339183#tinynews Ah, my sweet Nancy. Another year, another anniversary, and our love endures. Why does it last? Is it because ours is a love meant for the ages, without judgment or fear of reprisal, a shared connection between two people who are soulmates? Yes, a smidge. Mostly it continues to grow stronger because ...http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1341338038#rent Finger fans, I'm delighted to be writing you again sooner than anticipated. As I last said, I did not believe there was enough of interest to me to warrant continued commune writing, but we both lucked out, for since those premature words, I have discovered my dentist is a secret agent.http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1341337890#finger http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1332983220#tinynews The gonzo box office success of Lions Gate Entertainment's new film The Hunger Games has drawn criticism from North Korea's beloved madman Kim Jong-un this week, as the diminutive leader called bullshit on the killing of teenagers in ritualized sport suddenly becoming cool after his country h...http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1332982496#hungergames Discount quasi-airline JetBlue has announced that in-flight movies will be cancelled for all future flights and replaced with a live variety show put on by the flight crew, in response to the glowing praise the airline received for an improvised show put on by the crew of JetBlue flight 191 from New York to Las...http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1332894487#jetbluereview http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1332888460#tinynews http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1332888441#tinynews http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1332887833#tinynews Greetings, communistas. First and foremost, I must apologize for my absence and the hellish disrepair this site has fallen into in said absence. I had an unfortunate run-in with a Taco Bell Volcano Box and have spent the past few months in the loving care of the Shanesly/Rupert Valley Regional Hospi...http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1332795860#zender Again we find ourselves in this same spot, George. You, babbling on about your hurt feelings; myself, thankful I do not have a gun, because all it takes to kill a man is a gun and the will to riddle them with bullets, and believe me, all I lack is the gun. What's that? You would kill yourself if you...http://www.hipsoda.com/commune/index.php?jumpto=1332200901#rent