Humor Jenaka

Funny Picture Animals.

noreply@blogger.com (gieavianna) — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 03:52:00 +0000

Home Alone.

Hamster Singer.

Bad Hair Day.

Alabama Deer Hunting.

Banana Wigs.

Bear in Bogs.

Bear Necessity.

Funny Picture.

noreply@blogger.com (gieavianna) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 05:27:00 +0000

I surrender

Very strong baby.

Is this urine?

Auctions!

A strong women.

Don't try this...

Baby drunk.

What's going on?

So many baby....

Baby hungry....

Macho...

Lawak Today.

noreply@blogger.com (gieavianna) — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 06:25:00 +0000

A Widower and a Widow.

Lawak today .......................
In a village there is an old widower who has lived a At home. His children all worked in the city. Near his house there was a widow who is also quite old and live one. It has been many years of their neighbors and often period of silence in respect.

One day, on a dreary afternoon, the widower sitting under a Rambai tree staring towards the house widows. The widow noticed and came to rebuke the widower. "Pak Uda oii .. why dreamy ..."

The widower is bent for a moment .. Last reply ".. There are things I want to tells you this Mak Jan.."...
Furrowed brow the widow ... looks serious because it was the widower ... "What it... just sounds serious .." ...
The widow, widower of the reflect ... and the existing strengths, he said ... "I was like to marry you ... are you willing to ?.."...

The widow smiled and silently .. moment .. and the widow replied, "Erm ... willing ..." ...
After chatting moment ... the widows and widowers were returning home because their day is dusk ...

On that night .. the widower, anxious ... he does not remember the answer given Yand widows this afternoon .. whether he is willing or not ... Yes at the old ... memory a little short ... After thinking for a moment ... the widower had also not received a response ... then he had to ask once again to the widow ... The widower, the widow of dialing a phone number .. want to come home was not good at these kinds of nights ...

"Hello ... .. Mak Jan , Pak Uda here. .. i want to ask ... after all at the old, easy to forget ... this afternoon I asked you Would you marry I .. What are you responsible .."...

Hear the widower .. the widow said, "I said I was willing to sincerely from the heart ... .. safe! Luckily, you phone me .. Pak Uda ... "...

complicated by the widower of the widow's words and say ... "Why ...??" ...

And the widows say .. "I do not forget to invite me one afternoon wedding"

Lalala ............ lalalalalal .....

How to Sell Jokes.

noreply@blogger.com (gieavianna) — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 13:59:00 +0000

Sell Jokes? Yess! You Can Earn With Joke. Follow This Steps.

You may not know or believe, but now many players, they tell jokes. Most of these comedians rely on freelance writers joke to keep their equipment costs, even if they regularly with a writer or a writers group. The only way to know whether an actor is interested in jokes is out there and come with market.

   1.
      If you sell jokes, you have to get down and dirty and the work of your local comedy clubs. This could be the most important step in this article and you will benefit in two ways ...

      i) You can use the device that you intend to sell an audience. You can write what you want, but if you try your bits and routines in front of an audience, you never know if your jokes really.

      ii) Depending on the popularity of your local comedy club, it is very likely that the well-known comics are your local club to play. Here you can find go to network and develop relationships with Standups national tour. Depending on the celebrity caricature you meet in the club, sell their land with the idea of the jokes. If most of the comics are the development of new routines, it is very common that they use a team of editors and freelance writers joke.

      2 ).
      Know your audience, or in this case, the comedian you want to write. When you go to someone like Billy Crystal or Robin Williams level, you can expect, their jokes are very relevant and inoffensive. Well, if you pitching jokes to Chris Rock or Dave Chapelle (yes, they use writers from time to time) you can receive messages, but you can also use a little sexy.

      3 ).
      Look at the TV. Shows such as The Tonight Show, Late Show and the TV at night on many other teams have already the end of editors of high level, but you can always write the show and ask if you do not tell jokes and skits. At this point you probably will be asked whether you have an agent or manager. Here is the next step is very convenient ...

      4 ).
      If you are serious about selling your equipment, get an agent or manager. One to protect you and your original jokes. These are the people who take about 10 percent of income in order to protect you against other players to steal your equipment and you also wrote jokes for another concert.

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Miss Universe - Jokes/Funny

noreply@blogger.com (gieavianna) — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 08:56:00 +0000

This Joke can make you Lough and Loughing.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Malaysia : Light bulb
Miss Singapore : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Malaysia : Leopard
Miss Singapore : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Malaysia : Lamborgini
Miss Singapore : Lolls- Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Malaysia : Lychee
Miss Singapore , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !! (durian)

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems With the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore : LAN CIAU !!
The Judges fainted ..!

Humor - Weight Loss.

noreply@blogger.com (gieavianna) — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 08:30:00 +0000

Ease your mind with this mild humor.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers thathe has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your *ss is mine.'