Oooops I did it again, many of you have hear the story of the infamious sparky the laptop, the only laptop in history to have almost committed a darwin award on it’s owner,

Well today I created the sparking hard disk, basically my hard disk broke nearly immediate the second I move to London, damn stuipd WD external harddisk, it’s rubbish don’t buy them their crap, heard of two other users that have had bad experiences.

Anyway I left the poor laptop alone until today, where… after not finding any case opening instructions, used a combination of two bread knifes, and a swizz army knife (this for future reference is not recommended).

This opened the case fine!, whoope I then took off the metal case around the usb socket, servering the poor sata and power connections ckeanly in half… oops

Not deterred by this i then put anything back together again (pressing the broken contact together [wish i had my soldering iron with me down south]) and connected the power…. there were one or two wee sparks, should mention i was pressing the contacts together with my fingers,

Again I’m fine, nothing caught fire this time, there isn’t any notiacable damage on the hard disk, so I’m going to discard the broken usb bit, and attempt to get the hard disk working inside my flatmates computer

He’s such a good flatmate, I think I’ll not mention the sparky bits…

Zap

pre-as3 this was easily done via the excellent attachMovie function, it was a simple yet powerful function which did the job properly good,

Unfortunately like many function which were properly good yet quite were based on analogies which were IDE specific these were removed in as3, and those wishing to replicate their functionality were left in a ditch on fire to read adobe’s frankly awful documentation, or buy one of the many as3 bibles which have become essiessenal reading in this post-as2 age.

So basically i give you the simple attachMovie function (for were you are working with libraries object which are not in child swfs):

/*
Function: attachMovie
works just like the as2 attachMovie function, attaches an image to a container Parameters:
victim_mc - victim movieclip
linkage_name_str - library linkage name to add to stage Returns:
new display object
*/
public static function attachMovie(victim_mc:MovieClip, linkage_name_str:String):*{ var applicationDomain_obj var classDefintion:Class var customClassInstance:* classDefintion = Class(getDefinitionByName(linkage_name_str)); customClassInstance = new classDefintion(); return victim_mc.addChild(customClassInstance);
}

And the slightly more complex one which does (comes with a nice loadMovie too from the as2 days):

/*
Function: attachMovie
works just like the as2 attachMovie function, attaches an image to a container Parameters:
victim_mc - victim movieclip
linkage_name_str - library linkage name to add to stage
[optional]use_root_library - use root libraries library to attach from Returns:
new display object
*/
function attachMovie(victim_mc:MovieClip, linkage_name_str:String, use_root_library:Boolean = false):*{ var applicationDomain_obj var classDefintion:Class var customClassInstance:* if((list_of_loaderContexts_obj[victim_mc.loaderInfo.url] != null) && (!use_root_library)){ try{ applicationDomain_obj = victim_mc.loaderInfo.applicationDomain classDefintion = Class(applicationDomain_obj.applicationDomain.getDefinition(linkage_name_str)); customClassInstance = new classDefintion(); return victim_mc.addChild(customClassInstance); }catch(e){ trace("ERR: in attachMovie adobe stuipdity hack:"+e); return null; } }else{ classDefintion = Class(getDefinitionByName(linkage_name_str)); customClassInstance = new classDefintion(); return victim_mc.addChild(customClassInstance); }
} /*
Function: loadMovie
loads a url into place and attachs it when it's ready Parameters:
url_str
parent_mc Ps:
slightly different to as2 function of same name, doesn't replace movieclip
it is added as a child of that movieclip
*/
function loadMovie(url_str:String, parent_mc:MovieClip):Loader{ var loader:Loader = new Loader(); var dispatcher = loader.contentLoaderInfo; // var path_info_obj = swf_path_finder (parent_mc); url_str = substitute (url_str , "FLASH_SWF_URL", path_info_obj.path_str); // var request:URLRequest = new URLRequest(url_str); loader.load(request); // parent_mc.addChild(loader); // return loader;
}

experiments all rip offs of my favourate processing experimentor http://www.complexification.net/

http://zapper.hodgers.com/files/javascript/processing_test/index_bin.html

http://zapper.hodgers.com/files/javascript/processing_test/index_angel.html

http://zapper.hodgers.com/files/javascript/processing_test/index_candy_light.html

of course my similar flash experiments were much much faster, but it shows that this new fangled js maybe onto something…

Binary Ring Studies
http://zapper.hodgers.com/files/binary_ring.html

http://zapper.hodgers.com/files/blurry_binary_ring.html

More info about processingjs here

check it out, it could be the future as soon as IE get their canvas support sorted, it maybe does vml stuff but since i went mac i care less and less about obslete browsers while on hoilday

Zapper

ps FireUnit and Code Burner are fab install them into your Firebug today!

Throttling + iPlayer == Virgin Media are Scum

Can’t watch James May on the Moon, had to watch Top Gear on Redux

part1 part2

Testing

I’ll be talking a bit about testing, i’ll go through what i think the purpose and spirit of testing is, what’s it’s advantages/disadvantages, and then finally give a general overview of it.

Through out the 3 part brain dump on best practises i’m intending to try and stay constructive and positive, this is the one i may drop some hints of the inner scars i have on this particular one, sorry guys here we go…

Purpose of Testing

The purpose of testing to check the quality and reliablity of something, to do this programmers have developed a series of techniques and practises to help faciilitate this goal,

Types of Testing (by no means a complete list)

regression testing – this isn’t a specific technique, but it’s a type of testing, this is specific testing known to previous working areas, and checking to make sure nothing previously working has been broken,

Todo a regression test you would use techniques below after you’ve made some changes, and test the system to make sure nothings been broken by the code changes.

It’s extremely useful to have regression testing as it’s soo easy to break things while just tweaking a few variables.

integration testing – this isn’t a specific technique, but it’s a type of testing, this is testing when bits of code are added to code base (typically after a feature branch merge), this checks that all the bits of code are talking together and working happily,

Todo integration testing you would use techniques below after you’ve added a new feature (making sure the new function was working properly)

verification testing – different from scientific verification testing (which is a very worth while idea of having a test for your tests to make sure your actually testing isn’t wrong, and prevnting overfitting in my opinion the biggest issue i have with automated testing but i’ll get onto that), verification testing is basically a used as a quality control measure, using the technques below, you test your application before it goes onto the next stage of production, eg the stages could be say

build/testing -> integration -> release

This prevents rubbish code from say being merged into working branches, or even worse being passed onto customers, and it generally prevents time being wasted with bad code.

Testing Techniques (by no means a complete list)

unit testing – this is a type of testing which checks an small part of code, maybe a function or small task, this unit testing code is typically in a seperate file to the actual codebase, and these unit testing functions (typically 50% or more of teh size of the codebase) are all run together by a framework which produces a report ondemand.

The wikipedia link entry gives a wonderful low down on unit testing, remember unit testing code can have bugs too!

story driven testing – this is a testing technique i’m very new too (haven’t managed to use it in anger on a project yet), basically you have a application “drive” your application through use case scenarios, eg logging into a webmail app and sending an email to joe.blogs@hotmail.com, this means you can be fairly sure point to point, that your application works from a users point of view, (eg bugs like buttons not working get caught).

todo……-> rough draft for those interested

black box testing

load testing -

hand cranked testing -

Things to watch out for

race conditions -

bugs cluster -

multiple platforms/internet connections -

Advantages

on large projects can save time

reduces maintance bugs/mistakes

protects code from newbie errors

regressive testing can save a hell of a lotta stress

verfication testing can save blushes/time

integration testing can save alot of time, and reduce team friction

Disadvanatges

Over confidences and his brother overfitting -

Proper Unit Testing takes inital time reduces architural flexiblity

Bad testing can bloat code improves additional points of error

False positives can waste resources

Verfiication coding if too strict can be a bottle neck for some project (should i mention the political dangers maybe…)

Overall

Good testing massively improves software reliablity, stress, and maintance

Bad testing worse than no testing

All the automated testing in the world are poor subititues to actually checking a product by hand, (uniting se’s quote)

http://st.sageanalyst.net/crossdomain.xml

http://su.sageanalyst.net/crossdomain.xml

cross domain files especially with socket servers are quickly becoming the bane of my life, grrr

Hi guys,

I’ve been thinking up some ideas of recent about how we (eg myself and the department) do code, it’s part of a planned initiative to do best practises and stuff, rarararra

In my opinion there’s simple stuff like use version control, don’t use eval and such, but there are sort of lower down, plain coding competency,

It’s not really best practise just really stupid not to do it, best practise to me is three tricky issues, documentation, code testing, and peer coding practises (by which i mean peer programming, peer code reviewing, peer branch/merge control techniques etc)

These are the hard and hence (in my opinion) interesting best practise areas, many common solutions cause as many problems as benefits, and all are open to bad implementation; as a youthful coder moons ago i remember a story told to me of an outpost of ibm’s bug fixing testing strategy, they awarded bonuses based on bugs detected[through unit testing] and fixed, of course this meant many of the worst coders who created the most bugs, got the largest bonuses, hardly a fair or constructive policy though perfectly well meaning and reasonable in theory.

Documentation

So onto Documentation, my personal favourite of the best practises (by my own definition of them), documentation comes in at several levels in a project and has a simple purpose

Purpose of Documentation

The purpose of documentation is to communicate something to someone,

Types of documentation (by no means a complete list)

- inline code documentation is an attempt by the author of a piece of code to explain the workings of that piece of code to other programmers and possibility himself,

- api code documentation (normally automated from inline doc code) is an attempt to provide simply explanations how to use code, and the risks, flaws and issues surrounding bits of it.

- code examples are normally for library code, these implement features using the authors code, and are often the most useful thing for other coders which need to use an library.

- wiki system documentation helps explain the overall picture of what a piece of software does and how it’s various modules and components work together, it can also on demand show dependence’s, peoples responsibilities, and other useful team info.

- bug tracing systems (such as Trac) help a team get a hold of the bugs in the system, tasks still to be completed, and allow test teams to inform the code team passively of flaws in the system without too much interruption, and alert them of the priorities/symptoms of these said bugs.

- changelogs in software allow for users/customers to see what has changed, and serve as a useful hint for testers to see areas which could potentially contain bugs.

- and lets not forget that a type of documentation which is often over looked is the simple spoken word, having knowledge troughs, information exchanges, or whatever word your particular management likes or is in vogue. Remember the bandwidth of real-life is massively more vast than that of text or audio, sometimes the simplest way to explain something is with a pen and paper (remember those things, i call them word 3.0).

Disadvantages of Documentation

- Documentation takes time, yes believe it or not writing words takes time, and everytime you update a bit of software it takes additional time to update it’s documentation (presuming your actually remembering too!)

- Bad or out-of-date documentation, this can be hard to read, bad spelling/English, and result in a “best practise” which doesn’t only not help anyone but can mislead them and actually be a liability to a project.

Benefits of Documentation

- Improved team communication from integration/system wikis/trac

- Reduced maintenance times, with documentation to help, implementation new features and picking up unfamiliar code should be quicker.

- New recruits will be able to get upto speed quicker.

Overall Documentation

For me documentation is a must have for any project, though others will disagree, Trac isn’t always needed for small projects but for medium to large my god does it become useful (as long as testers stop double-triple submitting bugs!!!), inline code docs/examples and apis are similar useful, with apis and examples being a MUST MUST have for any library, and inline code being a useful habit more than a must have. Changelog are a personal preference i like the ability to be able to justify myself using a changelog, and lastly what all of documentation is about,

Documentation is about communication, don’t underestimate simply talking within a team to solve problems better than email, apis, wikis, and Tracs. We all have a beautiful language and mother tongue, we should use them more.

Testing and peer practises to follow would write more but it’s such a lovely day…

so i go into tamperdata and give myself some silly score – 69/666, etc

here’s one i did now, (I blame low blood sugar levels or something)

http://www.bubblebox.com/highscores/1398.htm

In a crazed moment of madness, I realised all games were at my mercy i could terrorize them all, ZaPPEr69 RuLZ etc etc,

I pulled up to my favourite long standing bear bug game, gemcraft chapter0, think it’s clever to write open ended games with a high addiction factor and no way of winning for me to get my fix, i’ll get you!!!

i setup a fake facebook, i analysed the post data, it was all falling into place, dead easy…

Mwhahahahhaha it’s mine it really is, i’ll get you all, for this insult to my man-hood, don’t think i have a great score, mwhahahahhaha …… I’ll get you and your little winging monkey,

At this point a saw the saddest thing inbetween the post data, the saddness wee Server Type I’ve ever saw and maybe ever will, “MochiWeb 1.0 (I’m not even supposed to be here today)”,

that poorly underpaid, under appreciated little sysadmin saved mochi from the worst hackage they would of ever seen, I just couldn’t bear inflicting pain on a human being, servers yes, but the human cost of hacking them all would be annoying, irritating to this poor sysadmin, obviously not having a great day anyway (and after the week I’ve had I can relate)

Incidentally , having zero autheication on a completely open http post, with non-hashed data, and the game id that is a incremental number is a bad idea, i was about to submit 666,666 for the first few hundred score boards.

Sysadmin are people too

Bless I thought, the anger passed, maybe I’ll just put down the keyboard and continue my life, you know the one outside, the End

Zap

ooops, content producers forgetting to double check their data entry

1. oops, bbc news team inserting placeholder text into cms

ps opera-mini is still great, just not a great as it used to be

2. Why is opera-mini inserting google adwords into the bbc news website!!! grrrr

update -> cool online opera-mini demo may setup a version of this software for the visualising radio mobile version

I love opera-mini but i wish they wouldnt do this shit (prosuming it isn’t O2), having said that the adverts look perfect and look almost designed to fit into the place they have inserted them into.

Sorry for the poor image quality since i use my phone for all my camera needs had to use the iMac Camera which is rubbish.

Simply the best, what a guy

3. Finally the lord of darkiness, lord mandelson, wow what a man, no one can deflect, lie, or weasle quite as good as mandelson,

points to watch out for are :-

the amazing deflection and complete non-answer of the first question of the interview (first 2 minutes),

the proceeding demonition of the poor bbc anchor who has the interview dicated to him by the frankly amazing misdirection, deflection, and various other straw man techinques from the master of the dark arts,

then my favourate highlight is in the point where the whole operation is undone by the slightiness freudian slip of the tongue where we hear something quite unbelievable, simply amazing at 17.55-18.25

sorry for going into politics, i don’t normally infect my blog with this stuff but this guy’s brillant, it’s the most interesting thing i feel watching politicians do what they do best: bending; maniupating; stretching the truth.

Like I said this a point and case study in the dark arts of the politician.

And now for something completely different

- my favourateiest bestist new song ever! since i first heard it yesterday

- the best source of all knowledge on this planet, no seriously i mean it

thanks all folks

Zap

1) How do I really set the JAVA_HOME variable so that windows recognises it?

You can set is as an environment variable or manually as part of a bat file

BAT file
1. Create a text file in Notepad

2. Type =>

REM This will
set JAVA_HOME = C:\Program Files\Java\jdk1.6.0_14\bin

echo Hello – java path is %JAVA_HOME%

jar cvf newfile.jar *
jar cvf newfile.jar c:\very\long\file\path\*

echo – world
<= Type

3. Save file as jar_doer.bat

4. Double click jar_doer.bat

Note this prosumes java is installed in C:\Program Files\Java\jdk1.6.0_14\

environment variable
1. Right click “my computer” click properties
2. Click advanced tab
3. Click environment variables
4. In user variables box, hit new
5. enter variable name = “JAVA_HOME”, variable value = “C:\Program Files\Java\jdk1.6.0_14\bin”
6. restart machine

JAVA_HOME should be set for any commandline stuff

Cheers

Zap

dataLoader.addEventListener(Event.COMPLETE, onXMLComplete(rssTitle));

i was about to go into one of my trade mark, “now what you’ve done is great, but…. actually it doesn’t work” when to my surprise the code was working fine, i had a look further down and saw the following genius

private function onXMLComplete(t):Function {
return function( e:Event ) {parseXML(t, e);}
}

This was fantastic, this wee programming trick (while perhaps creating a possible memory leak around the function scope) is amazing!

All of a sudden using this trick all sorts of fun, customisable functions are possible (if not advisable)

eg

function event_callback(data_object_for_callback:Object):Function{

return function( e:Event ){

// some code involving “e” and “data_object_for_callback”

// doing cool stuff

}

}

anyway i thought the technique was cool enough to blog about, when i get a copy of flash installed i’ll post a flex/flash example

Zap

Ps sorry for the lack of a flash example, my work machine currently doesn’t even have it installed… though because of my current projects all being flex it doesn’t matter too much, and the designers are much happier without me optomising there graphics

The gorgious Tim-licious artwork of phase 2

after 7 extremely hard weeks, and one of the more stressful dress rehearsals of a my career with the 5live team , watching mark kermode, and the shorter bloke from the peep show appear on the radio vis client was amazing,

Visualising radio mark 2 has launched, it’s a bbc experiment to see what can be done to engage with audiences more, personally i like to think of it as web red button, it’s only a trial but the tech is there to do some really cool experiences,

wanta show the wikipedia entry of outcast as their playing, sure….
wanta show a rss feed of premier league goals, sure…
wanta build a module to dynamicly parse the football press acc ’s feed and push it into the client, sure… will cost a bit though
wanta show the music video, sure… though the trust would probably never allow it

it’s a modular system easily expandable to test out how to do this thing, and it’s great, but only the start, only a fraction of the potiental has been reached, the ux ain’t perfect yet, and is even a little confused in places, are the audience passive or active, should we be pushing or should they be choosing, the important thing is the base tech is here now, with it’s extendable api mark 3 could really be something special, and i mean that, we just need the courage to build ontop of it,

today’s launch was no less amazing, alot of flash/ruby/monterosa tech went into this thing,

sage stats, rss feeds, webcams, sms messages, vcs feeds, drm(evil…. but necessary oh i feel so dirty), json, nuts, bolts, and even a few big name celebs

it’s going to be a fun few weeks

started today it, it’s to be repeated for the 5live simon mayo show 1pm to 4pm, monday to friday for the next few weeks, then expanding further into other networks

http://bbcami.s3.amazonaws.com/live_5live.html

for those of a geeky persuasion here’s the debug link (no secret easter eggs i’m afraid but it shows you a bit more about hows it’s been made)

http://bbcami.s3.amazonaws.com/live_debug_5live.html

ondemand links (of questionable if strongly debated quality) will be on the website soon

i can honestly say, with the restrictions, time-restraints, set-backs, this is one of the proudest products i’ve made, hope anyone watching it enjoys it, will probably do a bbc radio labs blog posting about the vis radio client/console at some point its a ugly disgusting, thing of beauty , most of the credit of which has to go to the the mark 1 team,

cheers

Zap

updated to include the<censored>radio blog post</censored>

ahhh

Anyway I had to fix this issue recently when one of the software engineers on the top-secret project I can’t talk about hit a problem,

Basically the htaccess documentation is a bit naff

see these links

# so say your query string is ?cat=hello

# this should make the variable %1 equal to hello

RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} ^cat=(.*)$

# so say your query string is ?cat=hello

# this should make the variable %1 equal to hello

RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} ^cat=(.*)$
# this should take the person to http://www.bbc.co.uk/hello/

RewriteRule .* http://www.bbc.co.uk/%1/

Helen and Rob at their Wedding, plus the flower i managed to catch, which kinda annoyed the girls....oops

Just been at my friends helen and rob’s weddings it was lovely, a truely beatiful event which was magically and special, these are the first of my friends my age to get married, and it seems everyone else is doing it too, with another 2 planned for the summer, and everyone else having babies aside!

So without going into my singlehood, and all my friends being couples etc etc, and the fact i caught the flowers at the end of the wedding, and the amazing goth wedding band… blah blah blah

I spoke to a guy who explained the 3 actionscript languages in the best way ever…. no really

my settings from this game

After 2-3 years of delaying, shouting, ranting and raving.

I’ve finally accepted that I’m going to have to use flex, not that bloated flex builder, but the flex commandline compiler.

It seriously feels like I’ve went back 4 years, back at uni, using javac and gcc, using emacs, build scripts. How 90’s, how ugly, how unintuitive, how lacking in grace,

Kinda feels like a step back from the warmth of the Flash IDE’s womb, boy what an ide that was, how ground breaking, but that’s products done, no more, inappriorate, obselete now, onto the next…

I’m sorry flash, I simply can’t justify us developing together anymore,

Bye bye Flash, thanks for all the Iru bru, it’s been good times,

remember winning “dare to be digital”, winning against the odds with those 4 damn artists and just you and me to do the code,

and “colin and cumberland” missing out on that bafta by a hair’s width that was a fun introduction to working life,

all those games we made for CBBC’s, that damn balamory karaoke, lip syncing all those songs for days on end, what about Raven, Bitesize, Webwise, and a hundred and one widgets and gadgets,

into the hole of jam, the year that never was,

and the laments and trials of the many video players application me and you made over the years, alas their brother iPlayer ate them all,

but I’m now sleeping with your sister Flex because not I don’t love you anymore it’s because she’s Cooler than you, and that way everyone looks at me when were together,

hope you understand,

love

Ant

So I present with much joy and the happiness of the first new thing i’ve learnt in ages my first flex compile, hacked from the AS3Flex2b3StarterFiles I found on an trek of the internet-> prepare to be amazed, source

Ant

It’s basically a proxy cache-ish system, using wget + ftp + a bat script to tie it all together

So basically tada – it’s a script which every X secs downloads a file, then uploads said file automatically, without user intervention

There’s two different version, one for those lucky enough to be on a raw internet connection, and one for those who your unluck enough to have to access the internet through a proxy server/and a ftp proxy server, which configures wget/ftp appriorately,

NonProxy & Proxy Server Version

Script BAT –

:: wget needs to be explicitly told where the bbc proxy is
set http_proxy=HTTP_PROXY_LOCATION

:: echo off

:: Repeat until end
::==============
:repeat_command

:: delete old file / download new file / upload new file
:: =============
echo “UPDATING FILE”
del rss.xml
wget.exe INSERT_URL_LOCATION_HERE –output-document=rss.xml
ftp -s:proxy_command_list.txt

:: wait 1 seconds then repeat
::==============
ping 1.1.1.1 -n 1 -w 100000 >NUL
GOTO repeat_command

Script Niggle details –

1. Requires wget.exe (included in zip above) in the same folder
2. FTP.exe on the commandline

Changes maybe needed in “XXX_command_list.txt”

• The proxy version may need to be changes to your proxies unique login settings
• The ftp server like wise may require the authorisation in a different order

I would recommend ftp-ing on the commandline once by hand, then coping these settings into the file