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9/8/09: Hawaiian Harvey Keeps an Eye on LTPA From Waimanalo

LTPA Staff — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:16:15 +0000

Here at LTPA, it’s a sad fact of life that people in some parts of the world are not as interested in MAX HODGES non-news as people in other locations. For example, we get plenty of visitors from the Philippines every day, but Hawaiians logging on are fairly rare. Over the weekend, however, [...]

9/4/09: Funnel Cake Controversy at TMZ

LTPA Staff — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:07:23 +0000

Emotions ran high earlier this week as TMZ’s most beloved non-news anchorman MAX HODGES engaged in heated debate with cold-as-ice Judge Dreads over the deliciousness of Funnel Cakes. It all started when a comprehensive investigation, spearheaded by Hodges, hypothesized that a celebrity had eaten a funnel cake! As Hodges reported, “She got some [...]

9/3/09: Kung Fu Hodges, Champion

LTPA Staff — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:03:51 +0000

TMZ’s power house non-news rereporter MAX HODGES killed it in his favorite brownish flannel as he took home victory yesterday, presenting a bountiful amount of in-depth reporting like a celebrity walking to her car, a celebrity leaving the gym, and a dog on a swing (bonus points for the dog story). Shown at left, [...]

9/2/09: Shock – Hodges a Centaur?!?

LTPA Staff — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:30:27 +0000

A very exclusive LTPA investigation aimed at revealing the reason why TMZ’s MAX HODGES is only ever shown in “sitting on desk” position has uncovered a shocking secret that will rock the celebrity news reporter non-news world! The program’s unfortunate viewers, along with the readers of this website, know that Hodges is always the [...]

9/1/09: Bolivia Catching Hodges Fever

LTPA Staff — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:31:26 +0000

TMZ’s most disgraceful anchorperson, MAX HODGES, has recently caught the eye of… someone in Bolivia. This is a big step for HodgesReport.com, as we were previously unable to reach the elusive Bolivian market. LTPA would like to take this opportunity to welcome our new reader from the Estado Plurinacional de Bolivia. When [...]

9/1/09: Hawaiian Harvey

LTPA Staff — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:21:35 +0000

Harvey Levin does a shocked double take to get a better look at someone he thought was Helen Hunt walking out of a hotel lobby. Sources report TMZ Toolmaster Harvey Levin is enjoying some much needed time away from Los Angeles… much needed by the rest of LA, that is. A friend says that Levin, [...]

8/31/09: Chubby Spikey Speaks: What’s in Harvey’s Mug

LTPA Staff — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 05:56:14 +0000

Chubby Spikey sports last Thursday’s black T while refusing to admit what his paymaster is guzzling down each morning. TMZ’s often underrated and always overweight Chubby Spikey fielded some questions in a wide angle live stream just moments ago. In the broadcast’s strange and desperate last moments, the sweaty beast went to great lengths assuring [...]

8/28/09: Flood of Fan Mail Continues

LTPA Staff — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:40:32 +0000

Today we received this heartfelt letter from a girl who calls herself “italianbitch20.” She gets a bit worked up if TMZ’s biggest Hodges MAX HODGES is being made fun of. italianbitch20, OMG, thanx for writing to us! It was totally awesome to get your note… laterz! -LTPA