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JUST JOKING : Skinny VS Fatter

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:15:00 +0000

Image Source : www.philadelphia-reflections.com

Training to fight story..

Fatter: Hit me in the chest.

Skinny: Are you sure?

Fatter: Yes I'm..

Skinny: Ok then..
Skinny: (dushhhhh..)

Fatter: Jeez..Your knuckles are all bone..

My comment:-
LOL..LOL..LOL..

JUST JOKING : Bathroom Key..

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:57:00 +0000

Image Source : beconfused.com

Picture above is just for your entertainment..

The situation is..at the SHOP!

Me: Sorry sir, may I use your bathroom?
Me: Key please..

Shop Man: Sorry sir..
Shop Man: Our SHOP POLICY, you need to buy something first.

Me: "*#$&)*_&_&%$*++***"

My comment:-
How can the POLICY like that.."*%**%$*)*)%$%$*)***"

JUST JOKING : Coincidence..

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:01:00 +0000

Image Source : heykidscomics.com

When I want to send my resignation paper to my boss..

Me: Permission to speak, sir?

Boss: You know what? No!
Boss: No..you may not speak!
Boss: Not now and not ever! Ok?
Boss: You have overplayed your hand and you may never talk to me again!!!

Me: Ok..
Me: Then I quit!!!

My comment:-
So COINCIDENCE..

JUST JOKING : Trick Question!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:15:00 +0000

Image Source : www.freekidscoloringandcrafts.com

On the nonsense talk..About cartoon..

PEople 1: I like to call it "Circle of Life".

PEople 2: Oh my god..you must stop watching 'The Lion King'..
PEople 2: I don't like that movie..
PEople 2: Hahaha..

PEople 1: [Continue talking..]
PEople 1: I like that baby lion cub..
PEople 1: What's his name?

PEople 2: Simba..

PEople 1: Trick question!!! You like it too..
PEople 1: Hahaha..

My comment:-
Gotchaaaaaa...

JUST JOKING : Some "Me Time"

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:03:00 +0000

Image Source: fullorissa.com

Cat: Look...I actually need some "Me Time"..
Cat: Don't disturb me..

Dog: [Amazed]
Dog: [Surprised]
Dog: [Blur]

My comment:-
Self Confidence..

JUST JOKING : My Bicycle

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:02:00 +0000

Image Source : www.southerntierbicycleclub.org

Son's Story

Son's: Things were a little different for me growing up.

16 Years Ago...
Father of Son's: See..this is a bicycle bell.
Father of Son's: Now, you hold onto this..
Father of Son's: Because I'm gonna give you a different part every your's BIRTHDAY..

Son's: Great..Thanks daddy..

Now..31/12/2008...
Son's: Still waiting on that kickstand..

My comment:-
So sad...uhuuuuu..

JUST JOKING : Stupid People

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:34:00 +0000

When some people's dont know how to pick up a phone:

People 1: Hello!
People 1: Hello! We can hear you! Hello!
People 1: Hello!

People 2: Why won't it stop ringing?
People 2: Hello!

People 1: For the love of God, hello!

My comment:-
STTUPID!!!

JUST JOKING : Teacher's Lesson

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:51:00 +0000

TEACHer: Now, the subject of today's lesson is CRIME!!!
TEACHer: Yeah? All right? You're liking me now right..
TEACHer: Any ideas? Who's got an idea?
TEACHer: Anyone? Yes?
TEACHer: Yes.....You!

STUDEnt: What about EXTORTION and kick their axx!!!

TEACHer: Excellent. Well DONE!!!

My comment:-
That's a good imagination for THAT STUDEnt..GOOD LESSON!!!

P/s: I need 10 more comments to PUBLISH a new topic! I need YOU!

INFO : Modern Toilet Restaurant

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:49:00 +0000

Modern Toilet Restaurant
Source : kaskus.us

Hi...
Welcome to my "Modern Toilet Restaurant"..

Have a seat please..

Thinking for my foods..

Order please..

Owh..my food..some Shitttttt..
I'm hungry..

Arghhhhhh..very nice..
Del.i.ci.ous...So deliciouuuuus..

More foods FOR ME please..

"Next time I will always come here with you darling.."

P/s: Enjoy yourself..

MEMO : Career Talk on 21 July, 2008

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:58:00 +0000

Hye alls..
I have a request from my friend to share with you all about some event soon..
So here, I will put the details about that event..

SUBJECT : Career Talk
TITLE : Grand Business Opportunity (GBOP)
VENUE : CASUARINA HOTEL (IPOH)
DATE : 21 July, 2008
TIME : 7:00 p.m - 10:00 p.m

Please contact Ms. Ainie (017-5499388) for registration before 6:00 p.m, 21 July, 2008..
Thank you..

P/s: Sounds Good!!! I hope that you will take this opportunity!!! Grab this!!!

MEMO : Modification for "GAMES"

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:34:00 +0000

Hye..

Just want to tell you about some changes that I have made in http://homealls.blogspot.com..
About the "Games" category on this page..
Actually..
I make a decision to build a new website just for the "Games"..

Then..
http://games-downlaod.blogspot.com was born..

WHAT:
http://games-downlaod.blogspot.com is about I will sharing all related in "Games"..
Eg: Mobile Games, JAVA Game & etc..

WHO:
My targets is for all the Gamers outside there.. ;)

WHERE:
You can view my new site at http://games-downlaod.blogspot.com..

P/s: Thanks for your support!!!

MEMO : This Page Will No Longer Be Available!

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:30:00 +0000

Dear all visitors..

Thanks to your support for always visit my blog..
Also thanks to all subscribers for this blog..
For your information..
homealls.blogspot.com will not available for a while..
That's mean "Under Construction"..
Sorry for you alls..
But in the future..homealls.blogspot.com will come out with ONLY ONE topic..
Not likes too many topic before..

FIRST CONSTRUCTION:
On last of Jun, 2008..
ito's has released another's site..

The link for that site is http://mp3-downlaod.blogspot.com

WHAT:
http://mp3-downlaod.blogspot.com is all about the music that contains the sharing link to download the MP3, viewing the Lyric and also some pictures that related with the singer and song title.

WHO:
All the fans for that related singer and song title.

WHERE:
You can click the link at http://mp3-downlaod.blogspot.com

Hope you enjoy with this new "MP3 Download SITE" by ito's release..
And from now on..
All the MUSIC, MP3 and any kind of songs you can go directly to http://mp3-downlaod.blogspot.com

P/s: I make this just "All for You"..

GAMES : Starcraft - Ghost Mobile

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:50:00 +0000

Title : Starcraft - Ghost Mobile
[Free Mobile JAVA Game]
Download..

GAMES : Counter-Strike Mobile

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:23:00 +0000

Title : Counter-Strike Mobile
[Free Mobile JAVA Game]
Download..

SPORT : Russia vs Spain [Euro 2008]

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:28:00 +0000

Russia 0 - Spain 3

Spain vs Germany in Final EUFA EURO 2008..
For the last night match between Russia & Spain..
I hope that Spain will be a winner in Final match.. ;)
Spain is too big for Russia..

Match | Date | Stadium
Semi-Finals | 26 June, 2008 | Wien - Ernst Happel

Spain Scorer

Xavi Hernandez 50'

Daniel Guiza 73'

David Silva 82'

SPORT : Germany vs Turkey [Euro 2008]

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:07:00 +0000

Germany 3 - Turkey 2

Germany finally qualified to EUFA EURO 2008 Final..
At last 90th minute, Philipp Lahm score the winning goal for Germany..
Congratulation to Germany players..
Also congratulation for Turkey players because come out with a good match last night..

Match | Date | Stadium
Semi-finals |25 June, 2008 | Basel - St. Jakob-Park

Germany Scorer

Bastian Schweinsteiger 26'

Miroslav Klose 79'

Philipp Lahm 90'

Turkey Scorer

Ugur Boral 22'

Semih Senturk 86'

Highlights Preview

Sorry..Not see any video for last night game..
Just sharing with you this link to see the video highlights preview last night..
http://www.sportizo.com/football/euro2008/germany-vs-turkey-euro-semi-final/

MUSIC : Estelle Ft. Kanye West - American Boy

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:17:00 +0000

Estelle Ft. Kanye West - American Boy

Source : musicloversgroup
MP3 : Here...

Kanye West:
This a number one champion sound
Yeah Estelle we ’bout to get down
Who the hottest in the world right now.
Just touched down in London town.
Bet they give me a pound.
Tell them put the money in my hand right now.
Tell the promoter we need more seats,
We just sold out all the floor seats

Estelle:
Chorus
Take me on a trip, I’d like to go some day.
Take me to New York, I’d love to see LA.
I really want to come kick it with you.
You’ll be my American Boy.

He said Hey Sister.
It’s really really nice to meet ya.
I just met this 5 foot 7 guy who’s just my type.
I like the way he’s speaking his confidence is peaking.
Don’t like his baggy jeans but Ima like what’s underneath them.
And no I ain’t been to MIA
I heard that Cali never rains and New York’s heart awaits. First let’s see the west end.
I’ll show you to my Bredrin.
I’m liking this American Boy. American Boy

Chorus
Take me on a trip, I’d like to go some day
Take me to New York, I’d love to see LA.
I really want to come kick it with you.
You’ll be my American Boy, American Boy.

Can we get away this weekend.
Take me to Broadway.
Let’s go shopping baby then we’ll go to a Café.
Let’s go on the subway.
Take me to your hood.
I neva been to Brooklyn and I’d like to see what’s good.
Dressed in all your fancy clothes.
Sneaker’s looking Fresh to Death I’m lovin those Shell Toes.
Walkin that walk.
Talk that slick talk.
I’m likin this American Boy. American Boy.

Chorus
Take me on a trip, I’d like to go some day.
Take me to New York, I’d love to see LA.
I really want to come kick it with you.
You’ll be my American Boy

Tell ‘em wagwaan blood
Kanye West:
Who killin em in the UK.
Everybody gonna say you K,
Reluctantly, because most of this press don’t f**k wit me.
Estelle once said to me, cool down down
Don’t act a fool now now.
I always act a fool oww oww.
Aint nothing new now now.
He crazy, I know what ya thinkin.
Ribena I know what you’re drinkin.
Rap singer. Chain Blinger. Holla at the next chick soon as you’re blinkin.
What’s you’re persona.
About this Americana rhymer
Am I shallow cuz all my clothes designer.
Dressed smart like a London Bloke.
Before he speak his suit bespoke.
And you thought he was cute before.
Look at this Pea Coat, Tell me he’s broke.
And I know you ain’t into all that. I heard your lyrics I feel your spirit.
And there’s something about Gladys Knight and the Pips in there, can’t quite hear it…
But I still talk that CAAASH.
Cuz a lot WAGs want to hear it.
And I’m feelin like Mike at his Baddest.
The Pimps at their Gladist.
And I know they love it.
So to hell with all that rubbish

Estelle:
Would you be my love, my love.
Could be mine would you be my love my love, could be mine
Could you be my love, my love.
Would you be my American Boy. American Boy

Chorus
Take me on a trip, I’d like to go some day
Take me to Chicago, San Francisco Bay.
I really want to come kick it with you.
You’ll be my American Boy, American Boy.

GAMES : The Legend of Spyro

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:22:00 +0000

Title : The Legend of Spyro
[Free Mobile JAVA Game]
Download..

SPORT : Spain vs Italy [Euro 2008]

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:31:00 +0000

Spain 0 - Italy 0
Spain (4-2) win on penalties

Spain is the last team qualified to semi final on Euro 2008..
On last night match..
Congratulation to Spain!!! Because I'm not the Italy fan..;)
Iker Casillas was the HERO on the penalty shoot-out last night..

Match | Date | Stadium
Quarter finals |22 June, 2008 | Wien - Ernst Happel

Highlights Preview

Iker Casillas(Spain) saves a penalty shot by Antonio Di Natale(Italy)

Iker Casillas(Spain) saves a penalty shot by Daniele De Rossi(Italy)

MUSIC : Chris Brown - With You

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:00:00 +0000

Chris Brown - With You

Source : completealbumlyrics
MP3 : Here...

I need you boo
I gotta see you boo
And there's hearts all over the world tonight
Said there's hearts all over the world tonight
I need you boo
I gotta see you boo
And there's hearts all over the world tonight
Said there's hearts all over the world tonight

Hey lil mama, ooh you're a stunner
Hot little figure, yes you a winner, and
I'm so glad to be yours
You're a class of your own and
Ooh little cutie, when you talk to me
I swear the whole world stops
You're my sweetheart and
I'm so glad that you're mine
You are one of a kind, and
You mean to me what I mean to you
And together baby there is nothing we won't do

'Cause if I got you
I don't need money
I don't need cars
Girl you're my heart

And oh, I'm into you and
Girl no one else would do
With every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I know I can't be the only one
I bet there's hearts all over the world tonight
With the love of their life who feel
What I feel when I'm with you, with you, with you, with you, with you... girl
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you... Oh girl

I don't want nobody else
Without you there's no one left, and
You're like Jordans on Saturday
I gotta have you and I cannot wait now
Hey lil shorty, say you care for me
You know I care for you
You know that I will be true
You know that I won't lie
You know that I will try
Be your everything

'Cause if I got you
I don't need money
I don't need cars
Girl you're my heart

Oh, I'm into you and
Girl no one else would do
With every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I know I can't be the only one
I bet there's hearts all over the world tonight
With the love of their life who feel
What I feel when I'm with you, with you, with you, with you, with you... ohhh
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you... Yeah

And I will never try
To deny that you are my whole life
'Cause if you ever let me go
I would die so I won't run
I don't need another woman
I just need you or nothing
'Cause if I got that
Then I'll be straight
Baby you're the best part of my day

I need you boo
I gotta see you boo
And there's hearts all over the world tonight
Said there's hearts all over the world tonight
They need their boo
They gotta see their boo
Said there's hearts all over the world tonight
Hearts all over the world tonight

And oh, I'm into you and
Girl no one else would do
With every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I know I can't be the only one
I bet there's hearts all over the world tonight
With the love of their life who feel
What I feel when I'm with you, with you, with you, with you, with you... ohhh(girl)
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you... ohhh
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you...
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you...
Baby yeah

SPORT : Croatia vs Turkey [Euro 2008]

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:19:00 +0000

Croatia 1 - Turkey 1
Turkey (1-3) win on penalties

Again..&..Again..
In last minute Turkey players still don't want to surrender..
Turkey spirit is everywhere..
Balance one minute extra time, Semih Şentürk score Turkey goal..
Game forwarded to penalty..And..
Turkey is the WINNER!!!
Go..Go..Turkey SPIRIT!!!

Match | Date | Stadium
Quarter finals |20 June, 2008 | Wien - Ernst Happel

Croatia Scorer

Ivan Klasnic 29' Ex

Turkey Scorer

Semih Senturk 30+2' Ex

Highlights Preview

SPORT : Portugal vs Germany [Euro 2008]

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:34:00 +0000

Portugal 2 - Germany 3

Arrrrrrggghhhhhhh.....
My team(Portugal) lose last night..
Germany players show a little bit different like their match before..
More powerful and more aggressive..

Match | Date | Stadium
Quarter finals | 19 June, 2008 | Basel - St. Jakob-Park

Germany Scorer

Bastian Schweinsteiger 22'

Miroslav Klose 26'

Michael Ballack 61'

Portugal Scorer

Nuno Gomes 40'

Helder Postiga 87'

Highlights Preview

MUSIC : Jonas Brothers - When You Look Me In The Eyes

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:01:00 +0000

Jonas Brothers - When You Look Me In The Eyes

Source : lyricsmania
MP3 : Here...

If the heart is always searching,
Can you ever find a home?
I've been looking for that someone,
I'll never make it on my own.
Dreams can't take the place of loving you,
There's gotta be a million reasons why it's true

When you look me in the eyes,
And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When you look me in the eyes,
I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I find my paradise,
When you look me in the eyes.

How long will I be waiting,
To be with you again
Gonna tell you that I love you,
In the best way that I can.
I can't take a day without you here,
You're the light that makes my darkness disappear.

When you look me in the eyes,
And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When you look me in the eyes,
I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I find my paradise,
When you look me in the eyes.

More and more, I start to realize,
I can reach my tomorrow,
I can hold my head high,
And it's all because you're by my side.

When you look me in the eyes,
And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When I hold you in my arms
I know that it's forever
I just gotta let you know
I never wanna let you go

Cause when you look me in the eyes.

And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When you look me in the eyes,
I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I find my paradise,
When you look me in the eyes.
Oh

GAMES : 3D Rally Evolution

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:06:00 +0000

Title : 3D Rally Evolution
[Free Mobile JAVA Game]
Download..

MUSIC : Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love

noreply@blogger.com (Administrator) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:44:00 +0000

Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love

Source : completealbumlyrics
MP3 : Here...

Closed off from love
I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough
And it was all in vain
Time starts to pass
Before you know it you're frozen

But something happened
For the very first time with you
My heart melts into the ground
Found something true
And everyone's looking round
Thinking I'm going crazy

But I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

Trying hard not to hear
But they talk so loud
Their piercing sounds fill my ears
Try to fill me with doubt
Yet I know that the goal
Is to keep me from falling

But nothing's greater
Than the rush that comes with your embrace
And in this world of loneliness
I see your face
Yet everyone around me
Thinks that I'm going crazy, maybe, maybe

But I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

And it's draining all of me
Oh they find it hard to believe
I'll be wearing these scars
For everyone to see

But I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love