Kent: Una ceremonia de premiación degeneró en secuestro cuando el supuesto “buen samaritano” huyo con varios niños ajenos en una furgoneta de la policía robada. Vamos con Arturo Ponce en el infocóptero.

Arnie: Están justo debajo de nosotros. Voy a intentar darle en la cabeza con mi zapato!

Kent: Arturo deja esto a la policía, por favor.

Arnie: Estoy harto de ser reportero, ahora quiero ser noticia.

Kent: Arturo, eres inoportuno.

Arnie: ¡Tú eres inoportuno Kent!, ¡tú eres inoportuno!

Wow. Just found this.

Por alguna razón, esta review de este libro me dió una súbita descarga de endorfinas:

Here are some of the most important points of this book:
1) We often exaggerate in imagining the long- term emotional effects certain events will have on us.
2) Most of us tend to have a basic level of happiness which we revert to eventually.
3) People generally err in imagining what will make them happy.
4) People tend to find ways of rationalizing unhappy outcomes so as to make them more acceptable to themselves.
5) People tend to repeat the same errors in imagining what will make them happy.
6) Events and outcomes which we dread may when they come about turn into new opportunities for happiness.
7) Many of the most productive and creative people are those who are continually unhappy with the world- and thus strive to change it.
8) Happiness is rarely as good as we imagine it to be, and rarely lasts as long as we think it will. The same mistaken expectations apply to unhappiness.

Gilbert makes these points and others with much anecdotal evidence and humor.

A pretty happy read, but not as happy as you think it is going to be.

A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Total Focus.

- Tardé media hora en localizar Canadá en el mapa.
- Marge… a todos se nos pierde Canadá… es que en el hemisferio sur…-

Luego de un minucioso estudio, se ha arribado a la siguiente conclusión:

1 kg. de Caviar = 1800 U$D (o más)

1 kg. de discos rígidos Caviar Green de 1Terabyte = 323 U$D

Holy sh-

Señor X: Che, tuve relaciones y no me cuidé, tengo miedo, ¿qué hago?
Yo: En situaciones como estas, pensá: ¿Qué haría Jesús?

I'm gonna go ahead and say this just as carefully as possible so I don't overstate it: Dr. Kelso is the most evil human being on the planet, and may, in fact, be Satan himself. ~ Dr. Cox