Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Wed, 16 Jul 2025 16:10:00 +0000

A man told me he was with a woman who left a triangle of hair down there. I told him we call it a Martini Glass. He said, "I bet you don't like dirty martinis😂!"

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Tue, 15 Jul 2025 18:25:00 +0000

We are taming the lions at the Mark & M.E. Salon!!!

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Mon, 14 Jul 2025 09:17:00 +0000

Pretty good advice from your favorite Brazilian Wax Tech!

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Sun, 13 Jul 2025 09:16:00 +0000

We make people very happy when we get them in at the last minute for a Brazilian Wax.

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Sat, 12 Jul 2025 09:16:00 +0000

I AM NOT ONLY THE QUEEN OF THE BRAZILIAN WAX; I AM THE QUEEN OF MULTITASKING!

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Thu, 10 Jul 2025 16:47:00 +0000

As a licensed cosmetologist since 1992, there are quite a few terms that I have to think twice about spelling. That's why I like to focus on Hoo-Ha's - it's an easy one to spell.

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Wed, 09 Jul 2025 16:46:00 +0000

I also spend all day, every day between men's and women's legs so....I drink copious amounts of wine.

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Tue, 08 Jul 2025 16:45:00 +0000

As a Queen-Ager myself, I love making other Senior Women feel like Queen-Agers too!

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Sat, 05 Jul 2025 14:11:00 +0000

I agree, waxers have the best relationships with their clients.

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Fri, 04 Jul 2025 10:59:00 +0000

May all your parts sparkle today! and you know what I mean.....

Happy 4th my friends!

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Thu, 03 Jul 2025 10:58:00 +0000

At least it's a smooth balloon and not something hairy!

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Wed, 02 Jul 2025 10:57:00 +0000

Hell yea! Waxing is the best!!!

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Mon, 30 Jun 2025 10:00:00 +0000

If you don't want to ignite your hair on fire this 4th of July, schedule your Brazilian Wax today!

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Sun, 29 Jun 2025 09:30:00 +0000

which is more comfortable when you've had a brazilian wax....

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Sat, 28 Jun 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Just a head's up in case you need a wax around the holiday!

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Fri, 27 Jun 2025 19:50:00 +0000

In case you want to read some hilarious stories about waxing Hoo-Ha's and Hoo-Hang's for a living, check out The Happy Hoo-Ha on Amazon.

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Thu, 26 Jun 2025 10:04:00 +0000

A friend updated my author website so I thought I'd add a pic from the past and share the link..... check it out! 9 books and counting!!! www.menesser.com

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Wed, 25 Jun 2025 23:22:00 +0000

Please clean between your creases the way you clean between your teeth. Thank you!

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Tue, 24 Jun 2025 23:20:00 +0000

But at least I know that both the chicken and I am bald.....

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Mon, 23 Jun 2025 23:19:00 +0000

Or sometimes before the 3rd visit!!!! A lot is shared when you give a woman a Brazilian Wax.

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Sun, 22 Jun 2025 18:43:00 +0000

This is from 2017 but it shows that I am friendly with all size kitties!

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Sat, 21 Jun 2025 19:00:00 +0000

I have to be confident to have a blog called Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha!😂

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Fri, 20 Jun 2025 19:53:00 +0000

And all I noticed is that there wasn't any hair on the carrot......

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Thu, 19 Jun 2025 19:48:00 +0000

This would be very uncomfortable hair. Just saying......

noreply@blogger.com (M.E.) — Tue, 17 Jun 2025 09:16:00 +0000

We may not be able to wax a Hoo-Ha remotely, but we finally are accepting appointments online! Schedule your party today!