Hosks Half Hour

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 80 - Friday afternoon is the longest afternoon

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:13:00 PST

This week is Kelly inspired episode.

What does that mean, well you will just have to listen to it to work out.

There is a little bit of music from Chris Herbert and a little bit from me.

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Music (not mine)

Atlus

http://www.altusmusic.ca/

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 79 - Ducks Smoking vs Dogs Playing Snooker

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:28:20 PDT

I become a little bit obsessed with Beef Curtains this week, which isn't too bad

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Stand up

Hosk critique of Simon and Garfunkel song

who invented the term beef curtains

various beef curtain songs

Morale Dilemma -

Hosk Story

Full signature on card

news nuggets

giants breasts shock china

BBC change humpty dumpty words

man 112 marries teenager

Hosk quickies

Public service announcement - pulling finger

question - how long until sleepy time

Internet stuff

commentry of the film outlaw

Gervais, Pilkington and the other one - man with a chainsaw

horror trailer - the creeping hand

Songs

Hosk Song - Smoking Ducks featuring music from Atlus

Simon and Garfunkel - percular man

Music (not mine)

Atlus

http://www.altusmusic.ca/

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 78 - When Biscuits Attack

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:41:15 PDT

It's better late than never and here we have a very unusual mix of Hosky non, if you want the mp3 right click this

If you only down this on the weekend then there was an episode on Wednesday, which was pretty funny, so I would recommend you to check it out - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 77 - The Ducks Must Be Cold!

Hosk Stand up

sun story - mum finds special film on son's mobile

Weekly X factor rant - they said she was Whitney H

The Soap Mythbuster - one loves whilst the other hates

random Hosk stuff

bomb disposal van command respect

Northern man goes to the pond

News Nugget

outrage as sweet porn hits the market

eating biscuits is a dangerous business

horror

cannibal girl

Songs

X Factor reply

Hosk drives off with book

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 77 - The Ducks Must Be Cold!

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:10:46 PDT

It's better late than never and here we have a very unusual mix of Hosky non, if you want the mp3 right click this

Hosk Stand up

burn those bra's and the knickers too

district nine

whose life is better - mine or a grouse

random Hosk stuff

Walking with the ducks

News Nugget

Changing lanes Now

Will Mellor comes to Birmingham

Boyzone get tattoo

popping bubbles to treat cancer

horror

The cat woman from the moon

superchick

Songs

Captain Kirk is climbing the mountain mini mix

TKD

cross the roundabout on the 3rd exit - dance mix

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 76 - ET2 - ET Strikes Back

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:42:06 PDT

Hey my brothers from a different Mothers

I had no episode at 11pm and then the Hosk burst into action and with a little help from his intergalactic friends he has got an episode together, it's because I'm a worker by day and a wild man by night. It also has some stand up type comedy about ET which I remember sending into BBC3 open mic competition. I can't believe they weren't interested in my intergalactic peado comedy.

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Hosk Stand up

ET - He is a funny little fella isn't he?

Film idea - ET2 - ET Strikes back

imagine if you laid an egg!

random Hosk stuff

People have been searching

reviewing Robbie Williams new lyrics

News Nugget

Perfume for dogs

man flashes arse to trick cops

record finger nails broken!

man had tag fitted to false leg

Internet clips

Horror film - the mutations

nice pussy

black angus

Mortal Kombat trailer

Mortal Kombat funny quotes

songs

Leeroy Jenkins min mix

Captain Kirk is climbing a mounting, why is he climbing a mountain

songs

john holowach.com/

http://www.johnholowach.com/

Artist - Chris Herbert

http://www.myspace.com/chrisherbert

http://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.html

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 75 - How to Play the Dating Game

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:45:25 PDT

Good afternoon Hoskamons

We have a bit of dating episode this week. Loyal listener Mr C sent pointed the Hosk towards a clip of some terrible dating videos and then I looked and found some of the worst dating video's out there. My favourite is this dude who says we could have a kid because kids can be good, they could bring us beer and food. I like the person who uses the term "man mouth". I also wrote recorded a story for my nephew and niece about the time I found an egg the size of a football, it's a true story because there are pictures and a newspaper cutting! Click here if you want to listen to that.

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Hosk Stand up

Internet Dating

morale Dilemma

wouldn't be good if you could train your pets to steal things

pint of spunk

random Hosk stuff

a random Hosk song about Hosks Half Hour

The office is completely empty!

News Nugget

Wind up vibrator - earth angel. The sexy way to save the world

85 pound fine for laughing whilst driving

There is a league of Gentlemen clip as well, back in the day when the League of Gentleman were bloody funny

dating clips

I'm very cultural

height is in the eye of the beholder

I live at home but I'm still cool

come into the room, you are the womb

we can give the egg and sperm to your sister.

It's about time to do the circle dance

and others but I am too tired to type them out

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 74 - X Factor versus Hosk Factor

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:24:07 PDT

It's time for a bit more X Factor fun, X Factor is show that makes the Hosk angry, angry like the Hulk.

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Hosk Thoughts

Judge watch - Louis Walsh is the most evil judge

Judges watch - Cheryl Cole

Judge watch - Danni (not Kylie) Minogue

X Factor Stand up

have you got the X Factor

X Factor is all about chosing popular songs

news nugget

you can't insult The Cowell even if they go to space

youtube

aggers is laughing - oh do stop stop it aggers

Ricky Gervais confronts Loius Walsh about insulting him

songs

donna - wants to be like Madonna

Ariel - I'm not a number, I'm a human being

tragedy

Eye of the Tiger

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 73 - Women are all different downstairs

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 04:02:55 PDT

I thought I better get back to basics and produce a standard Hosks Half Hour without any themes or reasons, just plain and simple Hosk nonsense. There are some fantastic quotes in this episode. Right click on this mp3 link or press play on the player below. Don't forget to spread the word of Hoskism to the world

Hosk Talk

a voracious reader

nhs = nazis - only in America

Women are all different downstairs

sun story - the dopey tattoo

New nuggest

A clothed man creates a riot at orgy

scientists study something

Hosk Stories

How to remember the U Shaped bloke

Hosk tries to drive away with half a hedge

Someone wasn't keen on Hosks Half Hour

Youtube stuff

trying to interview squeky man

laughing at there being only chickens

Songs

An Ashes Advert - we won the ashes by the way Aussie's

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Songs

Artist - Chris Herbert

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Artist - My Awesome Mixtape

song - ode to poetry

http://www.archive.org/details/muerte001

http://www.myawesomemixtape.it/

Artist - everyone loves Irene

http://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirene

http://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005

Artist – Edwin Morris

http://www.edwinmorris.com/

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 72 - Laughing at the Worst X Factor Auditions

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:02:22 PDT

I have been watching the X factor, you better watch it now whilst the rubbish are on, this is what is known as the good bit. Soon it will turn into a marketing machine for the Xmas number one single. The Episode is a mix of terrible auditions, terrible attitude, terrible singers and Hosks thoughts on the whole X Factor Circus.

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Hoskbervations

Hosk is angry about the X Factor

X factor is back, woohoo

Hosk Song he would sing if he went on the X Factor

do X Factor contestants jump for joy when a family member dies or gets an fatal illness

X Factor Judge Cowell is broken down

The Best Cowell insults on the X Factor

how do they make the contestants on X Factor cry so much?

The Worst X factor songs I could find

Eye of the tiger

Tragedy by a chicken factory worker
The new Eminim

The Earth Song

she is the whole package but is quite lazy!

news nugget

Royal family accuse Simon Cowell of being a sponger

Questions

do people being shouted at by Cowell ever think about his high trousers

do the judges ever shout "What Year is this"

Don't be alarmed if Walsh doesn't like you if you are not

why doesnt Cowell sack that Walsh fella

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 71 - Have the yuppies evolved into something we haven’t named yet?

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:27:33 PDT

I have a bit more dribbling out of the tube with Credit Crunch written on it. It's a bit of a squeeze I thought but then all sort of stuff starting spewing everywhere. Don't worry next week I will be back attacking you with the random thoughts of the Hosk

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Hoskbervations

It's a banking crises

Marks and Spencers directory doesn't get bonus despite worst results in 20 years!

credit crunch casualty
stupid people

banks!

people who buy to let

songs

Gordon Gekko knows best -
music - Phillip Wilkerson
http://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/

Artist - Altus
album - City of Ashes
http://www.altusmusic.ca/download.html

Chris Herbert
http://www.myspace.com/chrisherbert

http://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.html

artist - My Awesome Mixtape

song - ode to poetry

http://www.archive.org/details/muerte001

http://www.myawesomemixtape.it/

Artist - C Gonzalez
Song - addsensor002
http://www.archive.org/details/addsensor002

Artist - everyone loves Irene
song -try try try - Money speech

http://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirene

http://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 70 - The Crunchy Crunchy Double Munchy Crises

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:55:01 PDT

Credit crunch special for you today people, I had collected a small mole hill of credit crunch related ramblings and thought I would weave them together in the shape a comedy doily.

I would also like to mention my new blog - Hosks Ambient Half Hour - it's a mix of about 50/50 with half ambient music and half Hosk comedy mixed together. Here is episode one
http://hosksambienthalfhour.blogspot.com/2009/08/hosks-ambient-half-hour-episode-1.html

Hoskbervations

vat reduced

we are in a recession

credit crunch - what a sexy name

who do the banks borrow from

credit crunch casualty
estate agents

sketch

clever banker explains how banking works

songs

Gordon Gekko knows best -
music - Phillip Wilkerson
http://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/

Chris Herbert
http://www.myspace.com/chrisherbert

http://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.html

The Credit Crunch Song
http://www.myspace.com/antandebt

Artist - everyone loves Irene
song -try try try - Money speech

http://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirene

http://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 69 - Why do Aliens love anal probing?

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:05:46 PDT

I look into the questions of why do the dumbest people seem to be chosen to appear on games shows

and quizzes. Why are Aliens so obsessed with the anal probe, time after time they are beaming

red necks up to the ship to do some anal probing. One lot of probing, ok but to keep doing it. how

do aliens even understand what are arse is or does to be sticking probes up there and what

do those probes tell them.

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News Nugget

footballer booked for farting

gay drakes foil breeding plan

Hosk stories

Hosk surprise - unwrap me

Sun stories - boyfriend on sex list

Hosk Standup

dumb britain

why do aliens love anal probing

are microwaves really safe?

songs

milk

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 68 - Introducing the Sprout

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:23:18 PDT

Hello to all the Hosky lovers out there in the real world

welcome back to the podcast that makes women nervous when listening to it.

As I have been away for a while I have a mixture of some old stuff and some new stuff and have ended up with a great

big sweary odd mix indeed but it made me laugh. There is quite a lot of dog related material which is always good.

News Nuggets

Korean biscuits

needle removed from bum

Hosk Stories

dribbling dogs

Hosk thoughts - imagine a world where women didn't have breasts

Hosk Standup

do you get jealous of dogs sniffing arses?

Dogs are the aim of life

an advert for Jesus

introducing the sprout

other stuff

sweatathon

Hosk Songs

Hosk goes to snobs

3rd exit

potholes

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 67 - Giving stupid answers to clever questions

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:58:44 PDT

The main part of this weeks episode is stupid answers to quiz questions, yes its like someone managed to round up the idiots who appeared on Family fortunes every week and then gave them some more difficult questions which they get even more amusingly wrong

News Nuggets

ugly women with stupid name takes the piss out of Grand national winner

snogging gran scares off baliff

lets dance for god

person had six organs taken out!

Hosk Standup

Sun Letters - holiday laughs

sun letters - one mans problems is another mans dreams

Funny Food

Other Stuff

Random Goody Radio

You can listen here

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 66 - Telling you what men are thinking

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:45:05 PDT

This week we have my favourite sun story ever, which has the line

"whilst having sex with my boyfriend, I suddenly saw my boss naked at the door, who then asked if he could join in"

I bet Dear Deidre must have fell off her stool when she read that letter.

We have the usual news nuggets and this week we have a bit of TKD and Hosks exam revision sends him a bit mental.

and lots of other cheeky stuff

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 65 - The podcast where children get ticks for swearing

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:49:49 PST

This week I'm talking about Mr Tool, making sure you are peeling banana's the right way up, playing the game - Guess what I have in my sandwiches and including lots of lovely news nuggets.

I also include the TKD song because I am currently having to learn Korean again and I will tell you what, it's all foreign to me.

also scientists have discovered rotten eggs make men with floppy willies get hard! bollocks to that.

Hosk Stories

guess what Hosk has for lunch

mate busted after caught picking nose by loved one

Mr Tool

eating oranges if fun

News Nuggets

The smell of rotten eggs gets you horny

12 hour sexy orgy kills man

attacking cricketers

Hosk Standup

BBQ Fuel at petrol stations

poor bob at hotmail, he was spammed to death

how to peel a banana

Other Stuff

sun letter - wife illness forces bloke to have sex

TKD song

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 64 - The Origins of pancake day

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:36:55 PST

Well Hello there Mr HassleHosk indeed.

I made three new jingles this week with these catchy names

JINGLE - CAT ON A LEAD

JINGLE - HITLER VERSUS CHAPLIN

JINGLE - URGHG PIGS

hmmm interesting, it's a fun packed episode this week with talk about pancake day, how to draw penisesisiesiseseiss, how to draw Wogan out from a bush from the bottom of your garden and all sorts of stuff.

There is also a quick song with the words HassleHosk, which is something I call myself, it's a mixture of Hosk and David HassleHoff, Awesome

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 63 - Oi You, It's Valentine's day, knickers off!

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:42:21 PST

This week it's not a valentine's day special, hooray because we all know valentine's day is a rip invented by the evil "card people", unless of course you can get you lady friend to dress up in sexy underwear and give you a right good shagging in exchange for some flowers and a card.

it's a mixed bag this week with quite a few news nuggets mostly about people setting fire to things, we also have a randy dad in the sun stories. So make sure you expect the unexpected, although now I have told you will be expecting it, bugger.

here is zee contents

Hosk Stories

bloody geese

Sun stories - Randy dad

News Nuggets

man lights up fridge

tortoise sets fire to house

dildo street

Hosk Standup

Microsoft employees interview question

work makes you think about food

expect the unexpected

movie cliche - bumming

Other Stuff

Hosk interviews hosk

Valentine's day messages

the cinema story

sweathon

fuck ups

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 62 - Snow Snow Glorious Snow

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:40:30 PST

It's a snow themed episode this week, well you just can't avoid the stuff can you. Every day you wake up hoping you won't be able to drive down the road and every bloody day you can manage it, then you watch gangs of teenagers menacingly holding snow balls, I'll SNOWBALL THEM

here is zee contents

Hosk Stories

Hosks falls over

what's chinese chicken taste like

bbc full of snow pictures

News Nuggets

london snowed under

long ears

Hosk Standup

who cast Tom as a Nazi?

sun stories - how do i tell my friend

geese read the art of war!

Other Stuff

biff reece jones

gummi bears

a funny Hosk noise

Derick the agony aunt

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 61 - Tom Cruise is a Nazi!!

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:52:11 PST

This week we have lots of talk about Nazi's, Tom Cruise is a Nazi or should I say he plays one but what kind. Prince Harry and his Jug eared Dad are racists but we aren't sure if they are Nazi, although Harry does have a Nazi fancy dress costume just hanging about, hmmmm

we have lots of good stuff, talk about baldness, making funny noises, George Foreman grills, sun stories and lots of other funny stuff

Hosk Stories

Hosk says HWHAHGAHGGA

attacked by a fly and Bob Monkhouse

Hosk talks to Hosk about fat kids

I'm going bald, NOOOOOoooo

boring person reports book theft

Hosk Standup

I love and hate my George Foreman

Sun stories - I cant stop flashing my boobs on the internet

News Nuggets

a Mengagement ring

Prince Harry and his dad are racist

Other Stuff

Hosk song - Vicious Geese

swearathon 61

muck ups

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 60 - Laughing in the face of Skidmarks

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:48:57 PST

Hello listeners and welcome to another episode of the funniest podcast in the world in five different dimensions.

today we go back to some basics, we have some news nuggets, some stand up comedy, some stories and live reporting. Topics range from skidmarks, euro ducks, buying pants, sun letters, burning penises, eloping, ice, xmas, family discussions and lots of other stuff including how to explain a camel toe to someone who doesn't know what one is but has one!??!?!

Hosk Standup

Sun letters - Gypsies

Euro ducks

family discussion aren't easy

its a new year

sexual harrasment

Hosk Stories

Women over takes Hosk whilst walking

Hosk on ice

Hosk on xmas day

News Nuggets

burnt penis

children try to elope

Other Stuff

cat stuck up a tree

sweathon 60

muck ups

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 59 - live and kicking off

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:30:06 PST

This week we include a live recording of the Hosks Xmas do when the Hosk seemingly went completely bonkers. 3

For those people who think it would be fun to go out boozing with the Hosk then you are correct but watch out he might turn on you!!!

Be warned it has more swearing in than the whole collection of Derick and Clive cd's

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if you enjoyed listening to this episode why not try an old episode like this one

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 44 - Avenge my Arseburger?

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 58 - Introducing the Pasquarli Flapper Tongue Technique

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:27:33 PST

Hello Everyone and welcome to the last Hoskcast of 2008. It is slightly Christmas themed but like most of the contents of Hosks Half Hour, I start talking about something and finishing talking about something completely different.

It is also a Hoskeyed view of Christmas which is seeing things at a completely different angle from most people but be warned you don't want to view the world in the eyes of the Hosk all the time.

I should also mentioned I have borrowed a little bit of stand up from excellent Jim Gaffigan, check out some of his stand up on his website here or just type his name into youtube and you will be rewarded. In fact go and buy his stand up cd/dvd.

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Hosk Standup
Christmas Lights and Wheezers
Crackers and Papers hats
The queens speech
Jesus is back

News Nuggets
the worst xmas tree ever
carol singers busted

Christmas Jokes
why doesn't ruddolf plan
why isn't santa good at his job
santa hats and where santa lives

Christmas Internet stuff
Odd Xmas Tidyings
no Ps3 but phone book
Jim Gaffigan talking xmas
Christmas Songs
Mr Hanky the xmas poo

if you enjoyed listening to this episode why not try an old episode like this one

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 21 - watch out for the death cakes

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 57 - The Wanking Christmas Monkey Episode

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 08:00:17 PST

Merry Christmas everyone, here is an episode full of christmas songs and amusing stories and lots of terrible cracker jokes. If you are looking for Christmas laughs then come this way.

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Here are the contents of this christmas packed episode
Christmas Standup
Feed the world - thank god it's them!
The Wa
why was stay a christmas number 1

Christmas stories
Thin Ice
sad Christmas message

Christmas clips
ungrateful kids
AGHGHGGHGHGH XBOX AGHGHGHGGHGHH

Christmas songs
The Hosk Present song
the fucking xmas song

Christmas Jokes
why did santa get fired
four ducks
darth vader
its snow joke
gay secret agent

if you enjoyed listening to this episode why not try an old episode like this one

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 36 - Are girls giving you the big eye?

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 56 - Adding the Ho into Chav Nativity plays this xmas

hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:32:18 PST

Welcome to another Christmas episode of the comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour. This episode features a live performance of the Chav Nativity play you might have read in the papers, outrage at how they could get poor school children to talk like Chav's.

in this weeks funny podcast we have lots of other Christmas humour which is listed below

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Christmas Standup
Jesus is overated
The Chav Nativity play

Christmas Stories
terrible gifts
horrible santa decoration
ipod brats

Christmas Jokes
Guide book joke
snowmen and vampires
where do snowmen dnce

Christmas News
Schools ban raisins
brownies banned from carol service
mother complains about quality of free gifts

sketches
old man - kids don't know how lucky they are

Ho Ho Fucking Ho by Kevin Bloody Wilson - check him out very funny
two front teeth xmas song

if you aren't in the mood for Christmas or you just want to listen to more Hosks Half Hour why not try this link to an old episode - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 26 - What use is a merkin?

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