The House of C

25. The Dangers of English: Taper… Tapir

Craig Lotter — Sat, 26 May 2012 22:39:47 +0000

Ah, good old English, such a complicated language to learn for foreign students. Horrible things like homonyms abound, making poor little tapirs everywhere… well suffer. Sigh, if this keeps up, then surely the SPCA will have to eventually step in…

Joke Factory: Cutting Down on Sexy Time

Craig Lotter — Sat, 26 May 2012 06:10:20 +0000

George is not having a good day on the golf course. None of his drives are going straight, his putting is horrendous, and to be honest, he just wasn’t being himself. So the rest of his usual four-ball gathered around him and asked if something was up. “It’s the wife,” said George. “As you all [...]

World of Warcraft Cosplay: Night Elf Druid {Tier 6} (Kamui)

Craig Lotter — Fri, 25 May 2012 06:08:20 +0000

German cosplayer Kamui pulls off this fantastic, highly detailed cosplay featuring a World of Warcraft tier 6 Night Elf Druid, in this atmospheric forest photo shoot. The Druid is a shapeshifting hybrid class, and is also one of the most versatile classes in the game. As with other hybrids, Druids need to specialize to be [...]

Jason Palmer: Star Trek #70 Cover (1995)

Craig Lotter — Thu, 24 May 2012 06:05:23 +0000

Star Trek #70 of DC Comics’ second series run features part two of the four part 1995 “A Wolf in Cheap Clothing” storyline from writer Howard Weinstein and art team Rachel Ketchum and Arne Starr carries the synopsis: Kirk’s investigation on Zantak Prime unearths a familiar face and a beautiful magician. Orana Della Monica weaves [...]

Comic Book Art: Iron Man by Blaz Porenta

Craig Lotter — Tue, 22 May 2012 06:00:09 +0000

Slovenian artist Blaz Porenta is a fantastic artist, illustrator and digital painter who comes up with the most atmospheric and detailed portraits you could ever imagine. This particular piece of his depicts everyone’s favourite man in a tin can, Marvel’s Iron Man!

Joke Factory: Correcting My Stance

Craig Lotter — Sat, 19 May 2012 05:50:17 +0000

“I’m not so sure about the new Pro that the club hired,” said Peter. “He seems a little… strange.” “Oh, why do you think that?” asked Fred. “Well, he just tried to correct my stance again.” “So?” said Fred. “You know he is just trying to help your game.” “Yeah I know,” replied Peter, “but [...]

Batman: Arkham Asylum Cosplay Quickie: Harley Quinn (Unknown)

Craig Lotter — Fri, 18 May 2012 06:20:02 +0000

Batman: Arkham Asylum was a phenomenal game (apart from the plant segments) and definitely remains a must play game on any comic book gamer’s list. Whilst most of the characters retained their classic costumes, Harley Quinn showed up for a laugh in this uber sexy purple and red nurse outfit, which must have been such [...]

Chris Bachalo and Mark Buckingham: Generation X #3 Cover (1995)

Craig Lotter — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:05:59 +0000

Scared and hell bent on escape, Penance is running wild in the woods around Xavier’s and the Gen X team are trying their best to bring her in; She cuts her way through most of the team but it is their newest member, Chamber, who is able to reach her and let her know that [...]

My Opinion Download… Bulletstorm (2011)

Craig Lotter — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:00:18 +0000

2011 saw release of the hugely fun and attention-grabbing first-person shooter from People Can Fly and Epic Games: Bulletstorm! Set in the 26th Century, you’re introduced to a rogue special ops unit formerly known as Dead Echo, led by the heavy-drinking, foul-mouthed Grayson Hunt. On a mission of revenge and redemption against the man who [...]

Joke Factory: The Usefulness of Tees

Craig Lotter — Sat, 12 May 2012 05:50:04 +0000

A golfer is on his way to Sun City to play in the annual golf tournament there. Passing through some pretty rural terrain, he is brought to a grinding halt when his BMW suffers a flat tire on one of the rear wheels. As he is busy changing the tire, a local comes across the [...]