HOWARD STERN TV

Howard Bar Mitzvah

2010-01-25T20:05:00.000-08:00

Conan O' Brien and Jackie Puppet

2010-01-20T19:35:00.000-08:00

Beetlejuice and Mr. T

2010-01-20T15:05:00.000-08:00

Artie makes out with Blue Iris!

2010-01-20T14:44:00.000-08:00

Bam Margera And Novak

2010-01-15T09:32:00.000-08:00

Artie Lange suicide attempt confirmed by police

2010-01-11T03:24:00.000-08:00

Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding. "We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction. "Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."
Lange was found unconscious but breathing by his mother Jan. 2; she called 911 at 9:28 a.m. EST and paramedics arrived 10 minutes later. The hospital has been identified as Jersey City Medical Center.

In a recent interview with The Post's Mandy Stadtmiller, Artie Lange opened up about death, demons and the comedy "exercise" that parallels his tragic life.

Listen to this chilling full audio interview with Artie below pre-suicide attempt..

Secret Santa 2008

2009-12-21T21:09:00.000-08:00

Secret Santa 2007

2009-12-21T20:58:00.000-08:00

Secret Santa 2006

2009-12-21T20:54:00.000-08:00

Hottest Cougar Contest

2009-12-21T20:51:00.000-08:00

Sunny Leone And Joanna Angel

2009-12-17T16:30:00.000-08:00

World's Strongest Naked Woman

2009-12-17T16:23:00.000-08:00

Depressed Beetlejuice

2009-12-17T16:10:00.000-08:00

Beetlejuice Makeout

2009-12-16T19:12:00.000-08:00

The Hi-Lo Game Aspen

2009-12-16T17:21:00.000-08:00

The Saddest Virgin Contest

2009-12-14T18:03:00.000-08:00

50 Cent Roll Call

2009-12-14T17:57:00.000-08:00

Penthouse Pet Pageant 2009

2009-12-11T20:16:00.000-08:00

Get John's Job John The Stutterer

2009-12-11T19:54:00.000-08:00

One of my favorite clips! Top 10 FUNNIEST EPISODES in STERN SHOW HISTORY.

The Hi-Lo Game w/ Jennifer

2009-12-11T19:38:00.000-08:00

The Hi-Lo Game w/ Heather

2009-12-11T19:36:00.000-08:00

Zeb Atlas

2009-12-08T19:21:00.000-08:00

Zeb Atlas stopped by to tell Howard about being a “straight” guy who stars in gay porn. Robin told Zeb that having sex with men was gay, but Zeb claimed he didn't have “full-on sex” with men, explaining that he started out as a bodybuilder, “personal trainer,” and model before he learned that he could make a lot of money masturbating for the camera. Zeb added that, for a long time, he never knew his masturbation videos were being marketed to gay men.

Howard asked if Zeb how far he'd gone with other men on video, so Zeb said he'd been jerked off and had guys cum on him. Zeb also noted that he gets pressured all the time to do more on camera, but so far, he's managed to resist. Howard thought it was “very gay” that Zeb would let another man jerk him off, kiss another man, and let a dude cum on his chest. Zeb then said he's never allowed a man to blow him.

GAY FOR PAY
Zeb told the crew that his videos have made him a millionaire, and (for up to $10,000) he also “goes to the theater” with rich gay guys. Robin asked Zeb if he has sex with the men he escorts, so Zeb replied that he only lets them jerk him off or blow him. Howard asked Zeb if he knew what “gay” meant, but Zeb joked that he thought “gay” just meant “happy.” Zeb then revealed that he was dating Devon Michaels, a (female) porn star.

Howard asked if Zeb would take it in the ass for the right amount of money, so Zeb admitted that his girlfriend has put things in his ass before, adding that he'd probably blow a guy before he became an on-camera bottom. Gary came in to ask if Zeb was bi, but Zeb claimed he was “just sexual” and speculated that Gary might enjoy the feeling of a man as well. Howard asked if Zeb would ever let a man cum on his face, but Zeb said no; “that's out of line.”

WHO'S GAYER: ZEB ATLAS OR RICHARD CHRISTY?

Howard then asked the crew if they thought Zeb was gay. Fred thought Zeb was bi at least, with “gay high notes;” Artie voted “gay;” and Robin said Zeb was 80% gay. Howard thought Zeb was so gay, he even dreamed of men. Richard came in to say that even he thought Zeb was “flamingly gay,” but Artie shot back that Zeb does gay acts for pay while Richard does them for a “goof.” Richard admitted that Artie had a point and asked Zeb to take his shirt off, so Zeb obliged.

Howard asked Richard to show Zeb his penis, so Richard whipped it out, saying he was only doing so because Howard asked. After being prodded by Howard again, Richard also showed Zeb his asshole. Howard then demanded that Richard sit through a lapdance from Zeb, and as it was going on, Artie shouted that Richard was way too into it.

Win Fred's Money Santa Balls

2009-12-07T21:51:00.000-08:00

Doug 'The Genius' came in to play Win Fred's Money and explained that he didn't know any hot girls, so he'd consented to a chocolate bandit mask – instead of a nude girl reveal – if he lost the game.

Howard then introduced 'Santa Balls,' who thanked his wife, Ethel Clause, for painting his ‘candy cane,’ and explained what a chocolate bandit mask would be: he dips his balls in chocolate and sits on his victim's eyes.

Doug claimed his 142 IQ score would keep him mask-free, so Howard tested his theory.

Director Vincent Gallo gets loose!

2009-12-07T21:18:00.000-08:00

Director Vincent Gallo came in today to promote his new movie Brown Bunny, which is already famous for not only it's graphic oral sex scene but also sparking a huge feud between Gallo and Roger Ebert. After Roger said it was the worst movie he's ever seen in Cannes, Gallo publically wished cancer on Ebert, and he got it!!! Gallo said that he and Ebert are fine with each other now, but also said that was not the first time he's wished something bad on someone and it's happened. Ebert called in to talk to Gallo and stood by his original remarks about the movie, although he hinted that the re-edited version in theaters now is much better.

GALLO STRIKES OUT
The very honest Gallo spent much of his interview talking openly about people he knows and has worked with and does not like. He called Richard Roeper a prick, a woman at the NY Times a witch, and then wished cancer on a laundry list of people he said have either wronged him or he just hates. He also spoke viciously of Angelica Houston who he called a whining baby.

GALLO'S HANDS-ON WORK
a chronic masturbator as a youth. Vincent agreed with that, saying it was so bad he was once masturbating in public while flashing himself to someone and he was arrested for that. His dad was so pissed at him that he beat him for 9 straight days, then left home, only to come back and beat him again. His father told him that because he disgraced the family he could never be happy again, and after that for years his dad would hit him if he saw him even laughing. His dad would always say, "We haven't forgotten what you've done". Finally, when Vince was about 30, he lashed out as his dad saying all he did was masturbate, big deal!!

The Mexican Delivery Guy Game w/ Gina Lynn

2009-11-24T15:21:00.000-08:00

Gina Lynn stopped by to play “The Mexican Delivery Guy Game,” and Howard introduced her by playing some clips of her classic scenes. Howard explained that he's going to offer the delivery guys a huge tip, while Gina would try to convince them to
pass it up (in any way possible) – if she succeeds, she would get five plugs. Gina said she was willing to give it a shot; “I'll kiss his neck and tell him how much I'm into Mexicans.”

Howard asked Gina about her family life, so she confessed that her step-son recently referred to her as “hot” during a family vacation. Gina also said the boy raided her underwear drawer a couple times when he was four or five – and
hid the contents under his pillow. Howard wondered if Gina's husband really broke his penis recently, and Gina revealed that he had; he “injected” it with twice the recommended dose of “Caverject,” and now it curves to the right...which she finds “annoying” during sex.

THE MEXICAN DELIVERYMAN GAME

The first Mexican delivery man,
Jorge, arrived, so Howard offered him a $50 tip and Gina offered him a two-minute, full-nude lap dance. Jorge went with Gina. Howard upped his offer to $75, but Jorge stuck with Gina, who then grinded away.

Cesar, the second deliveryman arrived, so Howard offered him a $50 tip and Gina offered him the opportunity to massage her boobs for two minutes. Cesar chose Gina – even after Howard upped his offer to $75 again.

Travis, Gina's husband, then came in to tell the crew about the horrors of living with a broken penis; “I can still perform, but – when a girl comes down pretty hard since it curves to the right – it can catch.” Everyone groaned their sympathies, and Howard wished the couple luck.