A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.
He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems.

The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"

股票必勝法, 貪心輸錢贏,
輸血不輸錢, 人人去輸血。
殺人不打風, 落雨去離島,
離家飲煉奶, 見人分遺產。
出獄嫌錢腥, 快樂冇人格,
出家冇人工, 攻而無不克, 戰無不勝矣。

股市原意，乃讓集資搜資有其地，社會向榮，人皆有賺。惜人性貪婪，耗盡心思，巧取豪奪，樂土成煉獄，血雨腥風，殺戳不息，無數人蕩產傾家輸性命，勝者則喪良知人格。余於股壇數十載，未嘗見一真正鸁者，智者應知此乃一處永無贏家之戰。取勝唯一法︰「及早離去」四字而矣。

曾經有一段真摯的愛情擺在我眼前，我沒有去珍惜，等到失去了才後悔莫及，塵世間最痛苦的事莫過於此，如果上天能給我一個再來一次的機會，我希望能對那個女孩說我愛你，如果非要給這愛加一個期限的話，我希望是一萬年。