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George Bush Sign

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A Welcome to Connecticut sign featuring George Bush.

Bill Clinton Sign

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A Welcome to Arkansas sign featuring Bill Clinton.

Coppertone Girl Redux

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A parody of the famous Coppertone girl ad. An improvement, IMHO.

Pimp vs. Karate Trainer

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Predictable results.

Them Devil Computers

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A woman's adventures in Texas while wearing a t-shirt with the Free BSD logo.

Pringles

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A funny rant by a guy who ate too many fat-free Pringles.

The Cop and the Navy Chief

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A cop pulls a Navy Chief over for speeding...

Male Stages of Life

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Analysis of the male stages of life.

Female Stages of Life

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Analysis of the female stages of life."

Evolution

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Picture showing 900 B.C. vs. current day. Some things never change...

Customs Dogs

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Funny picture of customs dogs.

Democrats are Sexy

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?

Famous Last Words

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Amusing last words.

Sign Story

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A funny story told with signs.

Cards and Letters Welcome

Sun, 1 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A guy extends a hand to a person on the street...

Camel Toads

Sun, 1 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Clueless godmother writes to advice columnist about "camel toads".

The Navy's New Catch and Release Program

Sun, 1 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

The Navy tests new approach to dealing with those pesky terrorists...

Halloween Cats

Sun, 1 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Funny pictures of cats in Halloween costumes.

Halloween Dogs

Sun, 1 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Funny pictures of dogs in Halloween costumes.

Bird Flu hits Florida Hard

Sun, 1 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Pink flamingo lawn ornaments are dropping like flies...

Wartime President Song

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Very funny song parody sung to the tune of "This Old Man" about George Bush, the "wartime president". Democrats will like this one.

Why Bush Won the Election

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A funny collection of pictures that shows why Bush won the election. Republicans will like this one.

Ten ways Dick Cheney can kill you and other fun stuff

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A collection of funny images of Dick Cheney.

Republican vs. Democrat Women

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Funny comparison of some Republican and Democrat women.

Kerry-Edwards, the Ambiguously Gay Duo

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A bunch of pictures of John Kerry and John Edwards looking gay.

The Woman Song - I am woman, hear me roar...

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A young woman tells it like it is.

The Man Song - He's the Man!

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A domesticated male sings about his situation. Goes well with the Woman Song.

Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

On the Conduct and Procedure of the Intimate and Personal Relationships of the Marriage State for the Greater Spiritual Sanctity of this Blessed Sacrament and the Glory of God... Very funny.

Microsoft Don't Sleep with a Nerd Ad

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Hot girl in bed with a nerd -- what price are you paying to get your assignments done?

Principia Mathematica: Proof that 1+1=2

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Alfred North Whitehead and Bertrand Russell take their time proving that 1+1=2.

South Park Memo

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

An actual memo by Matt Stone related to the South Park Movie and the MPAA.

Paris

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Comparison of a hot girl from Paris, France with a not so hot one from Paris, Kentucky.

Ebonics Language Lesson

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

And now, today's Ebonics language lesson...

Cat in the Kettle

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A parody of 'Cat's in the Cradle'. There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon, the place that I eat every day at noon...

Michael Jackson Parody

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A parody of Michael Jackson's 'Thriller'.

Baghdad Bob Quotes

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never! No I am not scared, and neither should you be! My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all...

Osama's New Look (Michael Moore)

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Well, this explains Michael Moore's strange behavior...

Bushisms

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

The very best of the Bushisms.

That Old-Time Religion

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 00:00:00 GMT

The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura by an east coast resident. Very funny.

Automatic Tampon Remover

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons...

Parrot Jokes

Sun, 09 Jul 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A collection of my favorite parrot jokes.

Guaranteed Weight Loss

Sun, 09 Jul 2006 00:00:00 GMT

An overweight guy was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a 'guaranteed' weight loss program...

The Teddy Bear Collection

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Beth and her friends are out clubbing one Friday night when she meets a handsome man by the bar. They talk, connect, and end up leaving together. When they get back to his place, he shows her around his apartment...

USMC

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A USMC general explains to a liberal female reporter why it is ok to train kids to use firearms.

Aunt Judy

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Ms. Brooks gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it...

Ellen Feiss Apple Ad Spoofs

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Ellen Feiss, a 14 year old student at the time, became something of an overnight internet celebrity after making an Apple "switch" ad during 2002 in which she looked kind of out of it. It was rumored that she was stoned during the making of the commercial. Parodies of the orginal ad immediately began appearing. Here are a few of the better ones, plus the original Apple commercial.

Breakdown of Time Spent on Web Development

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A funny graph that shows how time is spent on web development.

Celebrities without Makeup

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Wow. Makeup makes a difference. Charlize Theron, Renee Zellweger, Cameron Diaz, Lisa Kudrow, Christina Ricci...

Celebrities as Kids

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Pictures of celebrities as kids. Natalie Imbruglia, Mika Hakkinen, Mick Jagger, Jean Reno, Christina Aguilera, Ricky Martin, Meg Ryan, Helen Hunt, Phil Collins, Marilyn Manson, George Harrison, Robert De Niro, Kurt Cobain, Freddy Mercury, Ringo Starr, Bjork, John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, David Duchovny, Courtney Love, lots more...

The Assuming Song

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 00:00:00 GMT

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...

The Yogi Bear Song

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 00:00:00 GMT

I know a bear that you all know. Yogi, Yogi. I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi bear...

Elvis Parody

Fri, 1 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A parody of the Elvis song 'In the Ghetto'. At a used car lot on the edge of town, a liberal guy and a liberal gal, buy a yugo...

World's Most Useless Webpage

Fri, 1 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Weird noises, strange picture. Couldn't get much worse.

Driving Test

Fri, 1 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Driving test involving a hot girl on a bike.

Level 1 Human

Mon, 4 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Picture of a baby geek.

Indecent Proposal

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Parody of a Mastercard commercial.

The New Car

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

A new car with a voice activated radio...

Bush's Dog

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

The truth about George Bush's dog.

Holdng Your Own Boobs Magazine

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Funny video of Sarah Michelle Gellar doing a commercial for "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine".

The Lion Sleeps Tonite

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Funny video of a hippo and a dog singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonite".

The NASA Chicken Test

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Scientists at NASA built a device to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets, the space shuttle, etc. The idea being to simulate collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields...

Karaoke for the Deaf

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Funny video of a guy doing fake sign language during a music video.

Italian vs American TV Hostesses

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Hot Italian hostess... Not so hot American one.

Einstein the Parrot

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Video of a very smart parrot.

Sony PS3 vs. Nintendo Wii

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Apple Switch Ad parody comparing Sony PS3 to Nintendo Wii.

Celebrity Mugshots

Thu, 24 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT

A collection of celebrity mugshots, including Paris Hilton, Bill Gates, Darryl Strawberry, Dennis Rodman, Hugh Grant, Jesse Jackson, Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Ozzy Osbourne, Robert Downey Jr, Snoop Dog, many more...

Letters to God

Thu, 24 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT

Funny letters to God from children.

Drink Choices

Thu, 24 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT

What men and women's drink choices in bars mean...

Google Maps - New York to London Directions

Thu, 24 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT

Google Maps hilarious directions for getting from New York to London.

The Perfect Man

Thu, 24 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT

The perfect man defined...

Middle East Ass Map

Thu, 24 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT

A funny map of the Middle East on a butt. Explains a lot.

Celeb's Lost Pictures

Thu, 31 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT

A collection of pictures some celebrities might prefer to remain unseen.

The Train in the Kitchen

Thu, 31 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT

Rude kid. Toy train. Cranky mother. Very funny.

Sexual Harrassment

Thu, 31 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT

A little girl trying to kiss a little boy who doesn't seem pleased by the situation.

American Democracy

Thu, 31 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT

Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country!

Obey the Panties

Thu, 31 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT

Girls wearing funny panties.

When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

Sun, 8 Sept 2007 00:00:00 GMT

Some really bad, but very funny, actual hyphenated names.

Frank Sinatra Parody

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT

"Strangers on My Flight", a parody of "Strangers in the Night". You are either with Frank or you are with the terrorists!