<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-911048226819689713</id><updated>2024-10-24T05:36:38.778-07:00</updated><category term="Vídeos"/><category term="Notícias"/><category term="Piadas do Dia"/><title type='text'>Humor Preto - O seu site de humor negro!</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humorpreto.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/911048226819689713/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humorpreto.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>André D. </name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04268743077565697577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-911048226819689713.post-565300241050801060</id><published>2008-07-14T06:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-14T06:06:53.721-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Notícias"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Vídeos"/><title type='text'>Tradição mantida Miss USA cai de bunda no miss universo!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold;&quot;&gt;Em 2007:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;344&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/lEa2kTyHO9Q&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/lEa2kTyHO9Q&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;344&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold;&quot;&gt;Em 2008:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;344&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/QimJAQVrMRQ&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/QimJAQVrMRQ&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; 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href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTTMsyBKOU7NZt7fVkggJb4mP0Z_PFoDnTaMupwIjrve1-EWsyzOXIXzR5SDq5qZjy6u7_eM06uT1R8aExtMdgGBLCT7UR6e2pVMC5ziMbDFZrf9MGVD4JvEQnCg2WXZYrHBxauYCwffzf/s1600-h/vermelho.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTTMsyBKOU7NZt7fVkggJb4mP0Z_PFoDnTaMupwIjrve1-EWsyzOXIXzR5SDq5qZjy6u7_eM06uT1R8aExtMdgGBLCT7UR6e2pVMC5ziMbDFZrf9MGVD4JvEQnCg2WXZYrHBxauYCwffzf/s400/vermelho.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot;id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5222693771973394498&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Há muito tempo torcidas rivais acusam os árbitros de favorecerem times como os ingleses Manchester United e Liverpool. Agora parece que eles podem ter alguma razão para a queixa - ambas as equipes usam uniformes vermelhos e um novo estudo na Alemanha sugere que isso pode dar a elas uma vantagem em decisões difíceis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pesquisadores da Universidade de Münster testaram sua teoria de que os árbitros favorecem inconscientemente competidores vestidos de vermelho em juízes que atuam em lutas de arte marcial do tipo taekwondo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/portuguese/reporterbbc/story/2008/07/080712_futeboljuiz.shtml&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Leia a notícia na integra aqui na bbc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ou seja, sempre que você for processado, aparece no tribunal de roupa vermelha; acho que essa é a moral da história, ou algo assim.&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humorpreto.blogspot.com/feeds/7399769001880804301/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/911048226819689713/7399769001880804301' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/911048226819689713/posts/default/7399769001880804301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/911048226819689713/posts/default/7399769001880804301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humorpreto.blogspot.com/2008/07/rbitros-podem-favorecer-atletas-que.html' title='Árbitros podem favorecer atletas que vestem vermelho, diz estudo'/><author><name>André D. </name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04268743077565697577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTTMsyBKOU7NZt7fVkggJb4mP0Z_PFoDnTaMupwIjrve1-EWsyzOXIXzR5SDq5qZjy6u7_eM06uT1R8aExtMdgGBLCT7UR6e2pVMC5ziMbDFZrf9MGVD4JvEQnCg2WXZYrHBxauYCwffzf/s72-c/vermelho.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-911048226819689713.post-8167593226635860172</id><published>2008-07-13T19:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-13T19:34:49.986-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Vídeos"/><title type='text'>Round house Coice?!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height=&quot;344&quot; width=&quot;425&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/fm8r9BAblqY&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/fm8r9BAblqY&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; height=&quot;344&quot; width=&quot;425&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Piadas do chuck norris já são manjadas, mas essa foi boa.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humorpreto.blogspot.com/feeds/8167593226635860172/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/911048226819689713/8167593226635860172' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/911048226819689713/posts/default/8167593226635860172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/911048226819689713/posts/default/8167593226635860172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humorpreto.blogspot.com/2008/07/round-house-coice.html' title='Round house Coice?!'/><author><name>André D. </name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04268743077565697577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-911048226819689713.post-2470908615238459502</id><published>2008-07-13T16:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-13T16:23:21.648-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Piadas do Dia"/><title type='text'>Piada do Dia 13/07/2008</title><content type='html'>Edu, que não tinha orelhas, era dono de uma empresa e precisava contratar um novo gerente.&lt;br /&gt;Selecionou três currículos e marcou as entrevistas.&lt;br /&gt;O primeiro cara era ótimo . Conhecia tudo que precisava e era muito interessado.&lt;br /&gt;Ao final da entrevista Edu lhe perguntou:&lt;br /&gt;- Você percebeu alguma coisa diferente em mim?&lt;br /&gt;E o cara respondeu:&lt;br /&gt;- Sim, não pude evitar de reparar que o Sr. não tem orelhas.&lt;br /&gt;Edu não gostou daquela franqueza e mandou-o embora.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O segundo entrevistado era uma mulher, e era bem melhor que o primeiro cara.&lt;br /&gt;Ao final, entusiasmado, Edu fez a pergunta fatal:&lt;br /&gt;- Você percebeu alguma coisa diferente em mim?&lt;br /&gt;E ela:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Bem, você não tem orelhas.&lt;br /&gt;Novamente Edu se zangou e mandou-a embora.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O terceiro e último entrevistado também era muito bom. Jovem, recém saído da faculdade, inteligente.&lt;br /&gt;Boa pinta, parecendo ser melhor homem de negócios que os dois primeiros juntos.&lt;br /&gt;Edu estava tão ansioso, que foi logo fazendo a pergunta de sempre:&lt;br /&gt;- Você percebeu alguma coisa diferente em mim?&lt;br /&gt;E para sua surpresa, o jovem respondeu:&lt;br /&gt;- Sim, você usa lentes de contato.&lt;br /&gt;Edu ficou chocado e disse:&lt;br /&gt;- Que observador incrível você é! Como é possível você saber disso?&lt;br /&gt;E o cara caiu da cadeira gargalhando histericamente:&lt;br /&gt;- Porque é impossível usar óculos sem a porra das orelhas!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humorpreto.blogspot.com/feeds/2470908615238459502/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/911048226819689713/2470908615238459502' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/911048226819689713/posts/default/2470908615238459502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/911048226819689713/posts/default/2470908615238459502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humorpreto.blogspot.com/2008/07/piada-do-dia-13072008.html' title='Piada do Dia 13/07/2008'/><author><name>André D. </name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04268743077565697577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-911048226819689713.post-6277401618182882185</id><published>2008-07-13T09:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-13T09:35:00.269-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Vídeos"/><title type='text'>A morte do pernalonga</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;344&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/bG_klLflxnE&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/bG_klLflxnE&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;344&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humorpreto.blogspot.com/feeds/6277401618182882185/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/911048226819689713/6277401618182882185' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/911048226819689713/posts/default/6277401618182882185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/911048226819689713/posts/default/6277401618182882185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humorpreto.blogspot.com/2008/07/morte-do-pernalonga.html' title='A morte do pernalonga'/><author><name>André D. </name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04268743077565697577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-911048226819689713.post-7954510311296333315</id><published>2008-07-13T07:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-13T07:06:47.055-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Política de Privacidade</title><content type='html'>Este site pode utilizar cookies e/ou web beacons quando um usuário tem acesso às páginas. 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