tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62569258602567046752010-09-19T09:57:35.992-07:00Gabrielnoreply@blogger.comBlogger300125HumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttp://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comHumorRedondohttps://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-85652631292406706552010-09-19T09:45:00.001-07:002010-09-19T09:45:54.956-07:002010-09-19T09:45:54.956-07:001. Os russos atendem ao telefone dizendo “Estou ouvindo“.<br /> <br /> 2. Ninguém consegue lamber seu próprio cotovelo.<br /> <br /> 3. O Oceano Atlântico é mais salgado que o Pacífico.<br /> <br /> 4. O elefante é o único animal com quatro joelhos.<br /> <br /> 5. A cada ano, 98% dos átomos do seu corpo são substituídos.<br /> <br /> 6. Rir durante o dia faz com que você durma melhor a noite.<br /> <br /> 7. 15% das mulheres americanas mandam flores para si mesmas no dia dos namorados.<br /> <br /> 8. Seu cabelo cresce mais rápido a noite, e você perde em media 100 fios por dia.<br /> <br /> 9. A barata consegue sobreviver por nove dias sem a cabeça antes de morrer de fome.<br /> <br /> 10. 75% das pessoas que leram essas 10 coisas, tentaram lamber o próprio cotovelo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-8565263129240670655?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-39745686887207800162010-09-19T09:19:00.000-07:002010-09-19T09:19:29.924-07:002010-09-19T09:19:29.924-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><img src="http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5157/failkungfucat700.jpg" /></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">Quanto mais o tempo passa, mais eu axo que gatos são ninjas tentando destruir o mundo. XD</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-3974568688720780016?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-7598367582487480472010-09-18T19:44:00.000-07:002010-09-18T19:44:01.856-07:002010-09-18T19:44:01.856-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHVWq9QYTL0/TJV4mK0jFBI/AAAAAAAAAQw/KMKJhxqwBCs/s1600/justen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHVWq9QYTL0/TJV4mK0jFBI/AAAAAAAAAQw/KMKJhxqwBCs/s640/justen.jpg" width="520" /></a></div><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Pow Justin nãão manola<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-759836758248748047?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-21918148260655300362010-09-18T19:38:00.000-07:002010-09-18T19:38:11.473-07:002010-09-18T19:38:11.473-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHVWq9QYTL0/TJV2jbG-znI/AAAAAAAAAQo/Y8ps48m2nQg/s1600/images.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="286" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHVWq9QYTL0/TJV2jbG-znI/AAAAAAAAAQo/Y8ps48m2nQg/s400/images.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Pow manolo dexa o mlk olha. XD<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-2191814826065530036?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-39384824218951746772010-09-18T19:28:00.000-07:002010-09-18T19:44:17.206-07:002010-09-18T19:44:17.206-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHVWq9QYTL0/TJV1Ctyd6cI/AAAAAAAAAQY/JrAit-9oYsA/s1600/futebol-violento-5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="540" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHVWq9QYTL0/TJV1Ctyd6cI/AAAAAAAAAQY/JrAit-9oYsA/s640/futebol-violento-5.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-3938482421895174677?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-63003334380561212412010-09-18T08:12:00.001-07:002010-09-18T08:12:57.772-07:002010-09-18T08:12:57.772-07:00<a href="http://www.gifbin.com/981166"><img alt="funny animated gif" height="378" src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/18835g6583.gif" width="400" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-6300333438056121241?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-34719251537167779682010-09-18T08:11:00.001-07:002010-09-18T08:11:50.680-07:002010-09-18T08:11:50.680-07:00<a href="http://www.gifbin.com/981257"><img alt="funny animated gif" height="400" src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/25022yu705.gif" width="300" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-3471925153716777968?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-30329751483767548562010-09-18T07:59:00.001-07:002010-09-18T07:59:30.789-07:002010-09-18T07:59:30.789-07:00<img alt="Gymnastics ouch" height="288" src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1256735160_gymnastics_ouch.gif" width="400" /><br /> Essa aí aprendeu direitinho como se faz<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-3032975148376754856?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-84443574014426495762010-09-18T06:32:00.000-07:002010-09-18T06:32:04.986-07:002010-09-18T06:32:04.986-07:00<img alt="teken golpe karate ninja" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-L6R7fT4CUY/TIu6QACRGHI/AAAAAAAAAc0/5doZbixcvQY/s640/GOLPE.jpg" /><br /> &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Carinha de amarelo WINS, Flawless Victory.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-8444357401442649576?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-70769795828519639762010-09-18T06:25:00.001-07:002010-09-18T06:25:37.795-07:002010-09-18T06:25:37.795-07:00<img height="640" src="http://www.fotosdahora.com.br/fotos/25Engracados//vasectomia_no_sus.jpg" width="620" /><br /> Isso aê manolos, vasectomia no SUS é assim HSOAKSOPKAP. A mais pura realidade expressada em uma tirinha XD<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-7076979582851963976?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-50160636196908909732010-09-18T06:20:00.001-07:002010-09-18T06:20:29.147-07:002010-09-18T06:20:29.147-07:00<img alt="fuuuuuuuuuuu" src="http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/1417/fuuuudana.jpg" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-5016063619690890973?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-84218290960463833862010-09-18T06:11:00.000-07:002010-09-18T07:46:04.511-07:002010-09-18T07:46:04.511-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHVWq9QYTL0/TJS6KGxkvCI/AAAAAAAAAQI/OowACrNtDoQ/s1600/esfoliante-natural.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHVWq9QYTL0/TJS6KGxkvCI/AAAAAAAAAQI/OowACrNtDoQ/s640/esfoliante-natural.jpg" width="560" /></a></div><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Quer fazer uma esfoliação facial?? Simples faça como essa<s> idiot</s>a cara aê. É grátis, e rápida de fazer<br /> &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Vi no <a href="http://www.blogdocaipira.com/">Blog do Caipira</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-8421829096046383386?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-27178528508855493242010-09-17T16:30:00.001-07:002010-09-17T19:45:56.064-07:002010-09-17T19:45:56.064-07:00<img alt="CAT DANCE" height="640" src="http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5050/catdancepicture.gif" width="503" /><br /> <div>&nbsp;Vamos tente ae na sua casa</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-2717852850885549324?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-86152509576529572792010-09-17T16:22:00.000-07:002010-09-17T16:22:10.587-07:002010-09-17T16:22:10.587-07:00<img height="557" src="http://blogdohumor.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2004hn6.jpg" width="640" /><br /> &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Booooa garoto...Esse aê merece um tiro prêmio manolo, cantada muito boa, as mulheres não vão resistir á ela. &nbsp;MUIIITO FODAaaaaa<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-8615250957652957279?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-31382173168021508622010-09-17T13:44:00.001-07:002010-09-17T13:44:51.305-07:002010-09-17T13:44:51.305-07:00<img src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/tirinhas/0818.gif" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-3138217316802150862?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-37596877059110325662010-09-17T13:42:00.000-07:002010-09-17T13:42:38.870-07:002010-09-17T13:42:38.870-07:00<img src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/tirinhas/0828.gif" /><br /> <img src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/tirinhas/0827.gif" /><br /> <img src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/tirinhas/0824.gif" /><br /> <img src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/tirinhas/0822.gif" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-3759687705911032566?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-17976179354943385922010-09-17T13:23:00.001-07:002010-09-17T13:23:35.364-07:002010-09-17T13:23:35.364-07:00<object height="385" width="530"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gMvjRzb2BFI&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gMvjRzb2BFI&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="530" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-1797617935494338592?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-8782793214358598132010-09-17T13:22:00.001-07:002010-09-17T19:50:13.323-07:002010-09-17T19:50:13.323-07:00<img height="465" src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/092010/1283772459_pick-up-truck-moonwalk.gif" width="640" /><br /> &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Vai estacioná o carro é??<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-878279321435859813?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-60420603834671325922010-09-17T13:20:00.001-07:002010-09-17T13:35:22.036-07:002010-09-17T13:35:22.036-07:00<img src="http://www.gargalhando.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/pecado.jpg" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-6042060383467132592?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-62294852188001364362010-09-17T13:18:00.000-07:002010-09-17T13:18:50.401-07:002010-09-17T13:18:50.401-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="267" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHVWq9QYTL0/TJPKD_jOOtI/AAAAAAAAAP4/zjzlHul_Skw/s400/daily_picdump_489_640_01.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-868640504322143390?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-84357869083139442872010-09-17T13:00:00.000-07:002010-09-17T13:00:32.164-07:002010-09-17T13:00:32.164-07:00<div style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; text-align: center;"><img alt="" height="421" src="http://www.gargalhando.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/grafico.png" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); 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border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; margin-top: 1em;" width="500" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-8435786908313944287?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-59813586386692091102010-09-17T12:59:00.001-07:002010-09-17T12:59:28.039-07:002010-09-17T12:59:28.039-07:00<img height="216" src="http://www.gargalhando.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/transito.gif" width="400" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-5981358638669209110?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-79105746510568436272010-09-17T12:53:00.002-07:002010-09-17T12:53:58.152-07:002010-09-17T12:53:58.152-07:00<div style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: center;">Sexo com&nbsp;<u>Laura Müller</u>&nbsp;é um quadro do programa&nbsp;<strong>Altas Horas</strong>, Na qual pessoas da plateia e internautas fazem perguntas sobre sexo. Confira algumas perguntas&nbsp;<u>bizarra</u>&nbsp;exibidas no programa.</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">1-</span>&nbsp;Vou fazer 13 anos mês que vem. Não sou muito bonito... Como faço pra conseguir comer umas 'mina'?</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Meu querido... Na sua idade, a coisa mais erótica que você pode comer é sucrilhos, tá bom?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">2-</span>&nbsp;Terminei com meu ex porque ele é muito galinha e agora estou com outro. Mas ainda gosto do ex e às vezes ainda fico com ele! O que devo fazer?</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Quem era mesmo galinha nessa história?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">3-</span>&nbsp;Sou virgem e rolou, pela primeira vez, fazer sexo oral. Terminei engolindo o negócio e quero saber se corro o risco de ficar grávida. Estou desesperada!</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Claro que sim. Você provavelmente está grávida. E a criança vai sair pela orelha.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">4-</span>&nbsp;O que fazer para surpreender um namorado tímido na primeira noite?</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Apareça com dois amigos bissexuais</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><a href="" name="more" style="color: #006600; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">5-</span>&nbsp;Tenho 20 anos e não transei ainda porque gostaria que a 1ª vez fosse com um namorado fixo. O que você acha?</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Minha 1ª vez também foi com um namorado fixo. Eu o amarrei na cama.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">6-</span>&nbsp;Sou feia, pobre e chata. O que devo fazer para alguém gostar de mim?</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Ficar bonita, rica e ser legal. Obviamente.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">7-</span>&nbsp;Saí com um gatinho e foi ótimo. Só que agora fico com o maior medo de ligar pra ele. Será que devo?</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Depende. O gatinho sabe cagar na caixa de areia?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">8-</span>&nbsp;Tenho um amigo que quer fazer sexo comigo, mas ele tem um pênis de 24 cm. Acho que vai ser doloroso, o que fazer?</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Manda pra cá que eu testo pra você.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">9-</span>&nbsp;Quero saber como enlouquecer um homem só nas preliminares.</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Diga no ouvidinho dele: “Minha menstruação está atrasada 3 meses…”</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">10-</span>&nbsp;Eu tenho 18 anos mas adoro brincar de bonecas com a minha irmã de 2 anos. Também entro na net e não canso de ver cenas de sexo. O que eu faço?</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Passe numa sex shop e compre um boneco inflável de boas proporções.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">11-</span>&nbsp;O cara com quem estou saindo é muito legal, mas está dando sinais de ser alcoólatra. O que eu faço?</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Não deixe ele dirigir!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">12-</span>&nbsp;Por que, na hora do sexo, quando a gente está no vai e vem, na hora que o corpo entra em atrito, faz aquele barulho de quem está batendo palmas? Por que nessa hora a gente fica mais excitado?&nbsp;</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>É porque parece que tem torcida, tá ligado?</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Da próxima vez grite pra galera.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-7910574651056843627?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6256925860256704675.post-53739458987392259162010-09-17T12:53:00.000-07:002010-09-17T12:53:32.029-07:002010-09-17T12:53:32.029-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YHVWq9QYTL0/TJPGiRWyXQI/AAAAAAAAAPw/DA23UMB8ug0/s1600/veryluckyanimals9.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YHVWq9QYTL0/TJPGiRWyXQI/AAAAAAAAAPw/DA23UMB8ug0/s400/veryluckyanimals9.jpg" width="326" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6256925860256704675-5373945898739225916?l=humor-redondo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gabrielnoreply@blogger.com0