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"In other words, I’m not a groveling worm to any stinking Commie bastard …"

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:58:08 -0700

“In other words, I’m not a groveling worm to any stinking Commie bastard …”

- wow, positively nostalgic

"… as we all know, the Sexually Open Marriage fizzled with the lava lamp, because it is just..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:41:00 -0700

“… as we all know, the Sexually Open Marriage fizzled with the lava lamp, because it is just downright icky for most people.”

- sandra tsing loh

"update: it seems the time–honored troubleshooting technique of poking at crap until something..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:18:10 -0700

“update: it seems the time–honored troubleshooting technique of poking at crap until something changes may have borne fruit.”

- the angry drunk fixes his feed

genius. pure genius.

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:01:00 -0700

genius. pure genius.

"Yes, it is satisfying to create food out of thin air, enough food to feed a tiny African nation...."

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:54:37 -0700

“Yes, it is satisfying to create food out of thin air, enough food to feed a tiny African nation. Yes, it is rewarding to have enormous tits. But make no mistake about it, breastfeeding isn’t just a hobby. It’s a career.”

- rabbit nurses

"Sorry - no time to be social - too busy on Twitter."

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:08:59 -0700

“Sorry - no time to be social - too busy on Twitter.”

- matrullo

"Sotomayor’s problem here is that she has said that people are not computers. She recognizes..."

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:16:57 -0700

“Sotomayor’s problem here is that she has said that people are not computers. She recognizes that, no matter what the background of a judge, that judge will be affected by it. It’s nuance, and, remember, nuance is to conservatives as salt is to slugs.”

- the rude one

"We have a terrific relationship with AT&T. We think they’re great. Not really. But you..."

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:05:26 -0700

“We have a terrific relationship with AT&T. We think they’re great. Not really. But you know what I mean.”

- fake steve jobs, perfecto.

"Nothing makes me want to set my hair on fire faster than hearing “I’ve tried to make the..."

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:52:57 -0700

“Nothing makes me want to set my hair on fire faster than hearing “I’ve tried to make the book stylistically interesting”. You tell me that in a query letter, I’m reaching for the lighter fluid.”

- too bad miss snark is gone. yet she lives on.

"Large-Screen Kindle Won’t Mean Squat if Apple Tablet Arrives"

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:31:51 -0700

“Large-Screen Kindle Won’t Mean Squat if Apple Tablet Arrives”

- oh, do it, do it, steve, just to blow it away, do it.

"Why hasn’t the Earth been visited, and even colonized? Hawking asks. “I discount..."

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:19:18 -0700

“Why hasn’t the Earth been visited, and even colonized? Hawking asks. “I discount suggestions that UFO’s contain beings from outer space. I think any visits by aliens, would be much more obvious, and probably also, much more unpleasant.””

- dry brit wit

"Who do you think we should be watching to bring design on the web to the next level? … John..."

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:15:28 -0700

“

Who do you think we should be watching to bring design on the web to the next level?

… John Gruber, for the fact that he manages to charge a subscription fee for an enhanced version of his RSS feed [laughs].

”

- elliot jay stocks

"I recently wrote a blog about Barry Manilow. I had no idea there were so many middle-aged women who..."

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:08:49 -0700

“I recently wrote a blog about Barry Manilow. I had no idea there were so many middle-aged women who still cling to the idea that he is straight.”

- the new york review of ideas

"I received help from Apple Discussion Forum Member Duane who currently has 21,730 posts online in..."

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:04:51 -0700

“I received help from Apple Discussion Forum Member Duane who currently has 21,730 posts online in the forum out of a total of 54,894 “Total Posts” and is considered a “Level 5” with a ranking of 100,940. I don’t know what any of that last stuff means, but I’m guessing it means that if you play “Apple Related Trivial Pursuit” with Duane, Duane first kicks your ass and then takes your name.”

- be careful out there

"… all of 20th century philosophy—i.e., your basic “postmodernism” —could be..."

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:39:06 -0700

“

… all of 20th century philosophy—i.e., your basic “postmodernism” —could be reduced to two simple questions:

Says who?

You and what army?

”

- my next tattoo, courtesy chris locke

"Nature, in fact, abhors an unfilled hard disk."

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:43:42 -0700

“Nature, in fact, abhors an unfilled hard disk.”

- who else. dean allen tweet

"The Central Intelligence Agency withheld information about a secret counterterrorism program from..."

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:51:43 -0700

“The Central Intelligence Agency withheld information about a secret counterterrorism program from Congress for eight years on direct orders from former Vice President Dick Cheney …”

- i am shocked. shocked, i tell you.

you know, it wasn’t that long ago …

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:24:32 -0700

you know, it wasn’t that long ago …

"Palin Will Campaign For Democrats"

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:19:39 -0700

““Palin Will Campaign For Democrats””

- no, this is not an andy borowitz headline.

"As I said in Cairo, each nation gives life to democracy in its own way, and in line with its own..."

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:17:57 -0700

““As I said in Cairo, each nation gives life to democracy in its own way, and in line with its own traditions.” — President Obama”

- well that would kind of preclude butting in all over pakistan and afghanistan. no? would it not?… oh, you meant, unless they are on the oil road.