"I Wanna /b/e the Very Best"

Pokepun

2010-10-08T16:01:00.000-07:00

I wouldn't neither.

Pokepun

2010-10-06T02:09:00.001-07:00

CALL NOW, SPOTS ARE LIMITED!

Pokepun

2010-10-03T14:19:00.000-07:00

Yes, even Pokemon has a cameo at Camelot/

Zodiac

2010-10-01T10:25:00.000-07:00

Which Pokemon are you? (If you don't know it, just describe the Pokemon XD)

Pokepun

2010-09-29T23:28:00.000-07:00

Somebody doesn't seem to have manners. I bet it's the cute one up there.

Pokepun

2010-09-28T20:50:00.000-07:00

I WISH, don't you? (I don't think the ladies will find this appealing)

Pokemon Black

2010-09-27T15:25:00.000-07:00

It has been a while since I've posted something that wasn't a Pokepun or any other PokeJoke. Some of you big Pokemon fans might know that Pokemon Black and White were both released over a week ago. I was certainly excited to get a copy of the game (well sort of) and so far, I already have beaten 3 Gym Leaders. My thoughts and impression of the new 5th generation Pokemon I've encountered so far are mixed. Some Pokemon look pretty cool, but many of them seem to be recycled from previous generations, except now they look worse... I mean 150+ new pokemon is great, but if many look bad, you might as well say that Pokemon added merely 25-50 Pokemon in Generation 5.

For those who play, you encounter the first Gym at the 3rd city you arrive it, Sanyou City. There are actually 3 leaders, but you only fight one. The leader you go against will use one of the 3 elemental monkeys that has the type advantage over the starter, which really blows because it is like trying to make a team to go against Brock back in Yellow Version.

I mean seriously, using Physical Attacks against Rock Pokemon is such a cheap move by the game makers. Luckily for us in Pokemon Black/White, a girl east of Sanyou City located at the Site of Dreams will gift you one of the elemental monkeys, specifically the type that will counter the Gym Leader's.

This is Yannapu, the Grass-Type Monkey

Baoppu, the Fire-Type Monkey


Hiyappu, the Water-Type Monkey

After getting one of these, you should be ready to take on the Gym Leader (I do recommend training your monkey a little bit). The leaders, whomever you get, should not to be too hard to defeat as long as you aren't too underleveled.

All three Gym leaders will have a lvl 12 Yorterrie, which is not too hard to defeat, then depending on the leader, you will face a lvl 14 elemental monkey. Defeat the leader, and you will be rewarded the Trio Badge and TM 83.

The badge looks pretty sleek (don't mind the picture, it's just heavily pixelated), so I suppose there is some visual appeal to Pokemon Black. TM 83 teaches Cheer Up, which buffs both Attack and Special Attack by one level, so great for mixed sweepers and such. And of course, we can't forget that the badge grants you the ability to use HM 01, Cut, outside of battle.

Pokepun

2010-09-27T02:02:00.000-07:00

You just lost THE GAME

Pokepun

2010-09-26T06:30:00.000-07:00

This is when you know a person who agrees with you either thinks highly of you or is high him/herself.

Pokepun

2010-09-24T20:27:00.000-07:00

DAYYYUUMM that lady must be hardcore to enjoy that

Cyanide and Happiness

2010-09-23T21:16:00.000-07:00

In today's news... thousands of Pokemon die due to suffocation....

Cyanide and Happiness

2010-09-23T00:07:00.000-07:00

Never.... eff with a Bulbasaur.

Ever.

Cyanide and Happiness

2010-09-21T04:16:00.000-07:00

This is my first post for Cyanide and Happiness. Tell me what you think of it :D

Pokepun of the Day

2010-09-19T00:23:00.000-07:00

nice XD

Pokepun of the Day

2010-09-15T22:59:00.000-07:00

Ahhh sorry, I've been busy lately, going back to college soon, so hopefully you guys understand =O

This Pokepun would be so much better if I added music to the blog... hmm maybe I should, what do you thing guys?

Pokepun of the Day

2010-09-13T22:14:00.000-07:00

I don't get it =P

Pokepun of the Day

2010-09-12T06:43:00.000-07:00

You know what's better than the typical corny Pokepun? Creating a mini-story full of Pokepuns!!!!!!!!!!

Pokemon Black and White Legendaries

2010-09-10T21:16:00.000-07:00

So, like any new generation, each one revolves around a set of legendary Pokemon that defines the generation (well, sorta for the first generation) such as Lugia and Ho-oh. Black and White is modeled off the Ying Yang theme, thus creating the legends of this generation.

This is Reshiram, the White Yang Pokemon, who is a Fire/Dragon type (about time they came up with this typing combo). It looks somewhat legendary, and I think the typing sort of suck, because now it is weak against Rock and Ground moves, but at least it resist the Ice Moves that many dragons have issues facing.

The counterpart legend is Zekrom, the Black Yang Pokemon, who is both Electric and Dragon type. In my opinion, it looks more Dark/Dragon type, but that we need an Electric/Dragon Pokemon. It's typing does not really give it much defensive advantage, since you don't see a whole lot of Flying or Steel attacks, plus now it is weak against Ground attacks. Of course, it is double resistant to Thunder, and it's Electric attacks will smoke any water types *cough Kyogre* that decides to face it (if you aren't named Swampert or Quagsire).

I hope this legendary Pokemon are somewhat interesting, seeing that Palkia and Dialga were ehh in my opinion.

Pokepun of the Day

2010-09-09T22:52:00.001-07:00

Of course we won't, right kiddies?

Pokepun of the Day

2010-09-08T19:43:00.000-07:00

too much info man, too much -_-

More Pre-released Pokemon

2010-09-07T15:27:00.000-07:00

So here a few more Pre-released Pokemon (credits to Serebii).

This is Minezumi, a Normal type raccoon looking Pokemon. It has abilities Run Away and Keen Eye, which could be a bad sign that this guy is not going to be great in Pokemon Metagame, not to mention even playing in-game, but we will have to wait and see how this guy's base stats holds up.

This is Meguroko, a Ground/Dark crocodile-Pokemon. I believe this is the first Ground/Dark combo (someone correct me if I'm wrong). This could be an interesting typing, for he will probably get STAB Dark attacks, great against some Ubers and STAB Earthquake, but of course, we have to wait and see how its base stats holds up. Abilities are Intimidate and Earthquake Spiral (no idea what that is).

And finally, this is Shimama, an Electric type, which looks like the Lightning version of a Girafarig... but hopefully this guy will have some potential, but most Electric types lack a great move pool along with it's weakness to Earthquake... Abilities are Lightning Rod and Motor Drive.

Stay tuned for more pre-release updates.

Pokepun of the Day

2010-09-06T21:44:00.000-07:00

Now if this was that easy to do in real life... or maybe it is.

Pokepun of the day

2010-09-05T16:52:00.000-07:00

Remember kids, violence is NEVER the answer, unless you need to tame your girlfriend.

Pokepun of the Day

2010-09-04T16:56:00.000-07:00

I guess even strong Pokemon needs a way to make money.

Pokepun of the Day

2010-09-03T14:10:00.000-07:00

Maybe one should watch the language, especially if the legendary pokemon can roast you into cinders =P