These hot topics include being funnier than Danny Baker for a whole week, promoting “What would Robert Mugabe do?” wristbands, men getting pregnant, receiving a face transplant from a convicted paedophile, and what a sexually frustrated teenager would do if they found a female head on a beach.

It is all very high-brow and we hope you enjoy it.

Featuring special guest Fat Jim.

It is 35 minutes of idle chat about Heath Ledger, Princess Diana, The Pet Shop Boys, having sex with fruit and animals and other equally high brow topics.

As it is quite a lot longer than my first effort, it would help if you would get the podcast from iTunes (if you use it) either through the buttons on the top right of the sidebar, or by searching iTunes for I Am Livid.

I am off snowboarding for a week, so feel free to ration yourself to five minutes a day for the next week and I will see you all in seven days.

I will be back in the new year, but in the meantime, as a special present to you, here is the inaugural I Am Livid podcast…