<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" version="2.0"><channel><title>I Apologize</title><link>https://iapologizeshow.tumblr.com/</link><language>en-us</language><description>A show created by old friends who delight in attacking each other. Proud member of HearUsTalk.

Artwork provided by Jeff D'Ottavio.</description><image><title>I Apologize</title><url>https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_0ee27530987c_128.pnj</url><link>https://iapologizeshow.tumblr.com/</link></image><itunes:image href="http://hearustalk.com/versions/3.8a/assets/img/shows/ias.jpg"/><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><copyright>Copyright Germfreak 2013</copyright><itunes:keywords>apologies,grooming,insult,comedy,stories,twitter,radio</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>I Apologize is a podcast hosted by two friends from New Jersey who delight in the critical analysis of irritating behavior, childish insults, and personal embarrassment.</itunes:summary><itunes:subtitle>Ignorant, rude, and inappropriate.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:author>HearUsTalk</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:email>iapologizeshow@gmail.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>HearUsTalk</itunes:name></itunes:owner><item><title>Ken and Frank eat portions of smoked pigs and resurrect their podcast.  Frank demands esteem and accolades for unimpressive actions, Ken turns the camera on himself and his dog, and the geese and weeds win again.</title><link>https://iapologizeshow.tumblr.com/post/91714696533/episode-5-selfies-of-yourself-ken-and-frank-eat</link><guid>https://iapologizeshow.tumblr.com/post/91714696533/episode-5-selfies-of-yourself-ken-and-frank-eat</guid><description>Episode 5: Selfies of YourselfKen and Frank eat portions of smoked pigs and resurrect their podcast.  Frank demands esteem and accolades for unimpressive actions, Ken turns the camera on himself and...</description><itunes:image href="https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_0ee27530987c_128.pnj"/><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2014 00:41:00 EDT</pubDate><enclosure length="30176088" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://hearustalk.com/media/iapologize/IAS-05-07.12.2014.mp3"/><author>iapologizeshow@gmail.com (HearUsTalk)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Episode 5: Selfies of YourselfKen and Frank eat portions of smoked pigs and resurrect their podcast.  Frank demands esteem and accolades for unimpressive actions, Ken turns the camera on himself and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>HearUsTalk</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Episode 5: Selfies of YourselfKen and Frank eat portions of smoked pigs and resurrect their podcast.  Frank demands esteem and accolades for unimpressive actions, Ken turns the camera on himself and...</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>apologies,grooming,insult,comedy,stories,twitter,radio</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ken and Frank talk about the dangers of travelling (to the airport).  Frank takes his family on a harrowing journey toward the equator, Ken is a Christmas slacker, and the magic finally dims for another generation.</title><link>https://iapologizeshow.tumblr.com/post/71047420989/episode-4-magic-is-dead</link><guid>https://iapologizeshow.tumblr.com/post/71047420989/episode-4-magic-is-dead</guid><description>Episode 4: Magic is DeadKen and Frank talk about the dangers of travelling (to the airport).  Frank takes his family on a harrowing journey toward the equator, Ken is a Christmas slacker, and the...</description><itunes:image href="https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_0ee27530987c_128.pnj"/><pubDate>Tue, 24 Dec 2013 17:20:00 EST</pubDate><enclosure length="58050249" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://hearustalk.com/media/iapologize/IAS-04-12.23.2013.mp3"/><author>iapologizeshow@gmail.com (HearUsTalk)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Episode 4: Magic is DeadKen and Frank talk about the dangers of travelling (to the airport).  Frank takes his family on a harrowing journey toward the equator, Ken is a Christmas slacker, and the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>HearUsTalk</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Episode 4: Magic is DeadKen and Frank talk about the dangers of travelling (to the airport).  Frank takes his family on a harrowing journey toward the equator, Ken is a Christmas slacker, and the...</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>apologies,grooming,insult,comedy,stories,twitter,radio</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>Ken’s lunchtime frustration is a source of irritation for Frank, who fears blending wastes and considers a monthly membership to be a life sentence.  Together they discuss Asian fusion, whine about noisy women, complain about a free gift, and transition from car dealers to gaping vaginas.</title><link>https://iapologizeshow.tumblr.com/post/67999113560/episode-3-personality-clash</link><guid>https://iapologizeshow.tumblr.com/post/67999113560/episode-3-personality-clash</guid><description>Episode 3: Personality ClashKen’s lunchtime frustration is a source of irritation for Frank, who fears blending wastes and considers a monthly membership to be a life sentence.  Together they discuss...</description><itunes:image href="https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_0ee27530987c_128.pnj"/><pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2013 17:24:00 EST</pubDate><enclosure 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Frank to harbor ill feelings, and a challenge is issued.</title><link>https://iapologizeshow.tumblr.com/post/67212754753/episode-2-miscommunication</link><guid>https://iapologizeshow.tumblr.com/post/67212754753/episode-2-miscommunication</guid><description>Episode 2: MiscommunicationWe present several examples of miscommunication that have lead us to embarrassing and uncomfortable situations.  Ken doesn’t enjoy the art of massage, Facebook posts have...</description><itunes:image href="https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_0ee27530987c_128.pnj"/><pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2013 21:21:00 EST</pubDate><enclosure length="61184341" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://hearustalk.com/media/iapologize/IAS-02-11.15.2013.mp3"/><author>iapologizeshow@gmail.com (HearUsTalk)</author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Episode 2: MiscommunicationWe present several examples of miscommunication that have lead us to embarrassing and uncomfortable situations.  Ken doesn’t enjoy the art of massage, 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