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The Idle Thumbs Conf Grenade 2011: GDC 2011: Games Kasavin

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 06:00:00 +0000

Another GDC come and gone, another Conf Grenade rolls down a hill. We're joined by bonus guest, Media Molecule's James Spafford. In the tradition of GDC episodes, this one has some slight audio wonkiness in places, so get ready for that.

The Idle Thumbs Conf Grenade 2011: GDC 2011: Hold On To Your B.U.T.T.O.N.

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 06:00:00 +0000

Game developers confer, and we are there. Chris, Jake, and Sean discuss video games in these dynamics cast.

Idle Thumbs 51: Burnin' Down the Wolfman

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:00:00 +0000

Recorded in front of a live audience at PAX 2010's Wolfman Theater, Idle Thumbs presents what is either its third "final episode," or its first "reunion episode," available to the public for the first time in MP3 form. Hear us intermittently forget the audience exists as we share impressions of PAX's finest offerings, fear an exploding microphone, sing songs, and tell the tale of handling Germany's finest wines. With special guests Sean Vanaman and Steve Gaynor.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 13: Day One Perch

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:00:00 +0000

As Chris packs for Boston and we switch off the lights, the Idle Thumbs Podcast finishes up with a bunch of talk about video games, interspersed with loosely related distractions and stories. Thanks for listening!

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 12: The Silken Goku

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 05:00:00 +0000

Don the Silken Goku. Enthusiastically pore over our collection of galactic maps, carefully curated battle decks, and lushly rendered hexagonal tiles, while we try to tell you about game development, girls, and sports.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 11: Diplomatic Pouch

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 05:00:00 +0000

In this far-flung cyborg future of video game discussion, nobody known where the cast ends and the break begins, when your last shred of humanity gives way to a robot soul, or why you're full of ants. One thing is for sure, though: you will pay to click a cow.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 10: Nasty/Good/Badass

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 05:00:00 +0000

Though the above choices may seem limiting, we feel they'll be sufficient. Also discussed: space marines, branching narratives, childhood and the human condition. With special guest Sean Vanaman.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 9: Rolling With the Pope

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 05:00:00 +0000

In video games, you can trust no one. Everyone is in on it, everyone but you. In video games nothing is real. Or, if it is, we're pretty sure you're seeing it via the visions of a comatose police officer, through the projection of genetic memories hurtled into your brain through time at tremendous speed, or in the dreams of a sleeping cartoon dog. With special guest Sean Vanaman.

The Idle Thumbs Announcement: PAX Panel 2010

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 05:00:00 +0000

Idle Thumbs is going to PAX 2010 in Seattle, and instead of an informal meet-up, this year we've scored our very own official panel. Tell your friends, mark your calendar, and buy your tickets soon--they're going fast. Nick Breckon will return.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 8: A Castro Situation

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 05:00:00 +0000

As E3 approaches, as the music genre splits to offer the ultimate fantasy or the ultimate reality, as the future of games prepares to descend in a storm of cameras and holographic children, we talk about a bunch of things with little to no bearing on E3. For now, at least. With special guests Sean Vanaman, and a tape recording of Nick Breckon.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 7: Remember The Airfield

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 05:00:00 +0000

A minicast of rambling awaits you within. Activision continues to cut its baffling path through the industry, as Chris and Steve discover that an enemy never forgets. With special guest star Video Games.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 6: Shoveling Your Hat and Crow

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 05:00:00 +0000

Special guest Sean Vanaman joins us on a slow motion journey through strategy and space as we talk about the Infinity Ward kerfuffle, the most honest week in StarCraft history, and how from the outside, bullet time looks really fast, and dumb. We think it will pique your magic, in an interesting way.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 5: His Cyborg Familiar

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 05:00:00 +0000

Thumbs returns from its whirlwind tour of every convention and expo one could reasonably cram into two weeks, to ruminate on the rise of connectivity, the future of "real games," and whether or not Nicolas Cage will ever leave the bathroom. Also lots of games.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 4: Super Expert Pro

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 05:00:00 +0000

In a daring escape accompanied by expert commentary, The Idle Thumbs Podcast crew managed to narrowly evade being overrun by a rampaging army of BigDogs flying the Sony flag, aided only by a pneumatic rifle and a an infinite supply of parachutes. Video games.

The Idle Thumbs Conf Grenade 2010: Phaedrus 2010

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:00:00 +0000

GDC 2010 ends and we emerge, stumbling through our sleep-deprived, Will Wright-fueled mental haze, to bring you this podcast. We're joined by special guest Sean Vanaman of Telltale Games. 2010.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 3: "Your Buddy, Space Marine" or "The Capper"

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 06:00:00 +0000

Video game news explodes, as two unrelated sentient robots -- one good, one evil, both out of control -- battle to the death for headline dominance. Amidst the wash of corporate power-plays, decapitations, and ASCII art, we also talk about the Indie Fund, and play some games.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 2: Scoops Horn

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

This week the past returns, distilled to its core and a little prettier. And on a hex grid, most likely. Also discussed: Scoops horn. If video games made you fly, that would probably be really scary.

The Idle Thumbs Podcast Episode 1: THE GREAT GATLING-GUNSBY

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

Idle Thumbs is dead. Long live The Idle Thumbs Podcast. It took a little longer than we thought, but we're here. Chris, Jake, and Steve catch up on the last few months, talk about video games a lot. Welcome back!

Idle Thumbs 50: "Farewell, Video Games" or "The Shitty Wizard"

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Idle Thumbs goes out with some attempt at a bang, by way of a two and a half hour mega episode. The unrelenting Dragon Age revokes Nick's gamer card, Chris can't stop playing Torchlight, and Jake keeps spinning around on the floor. Also featuring farewells aplenty, Dreamcast 2, exclusive Steve Ballmer DLC, and good news.

Idle Thumbs 49: Bargo Busters

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 05:00:00 +0000

For all your bustin' needs, we present: video games. We create a scale and proceed to visit both ends, taking gentle, guided adventures with famed explorers and robot pals, while our asses are gingerly handed to us by murderous hoards and off-brand knockoff platformers. Note: No bargos were busted in the making of this episode.

Idle News Podblast - 10/27/10: With Max Schaefer

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:00:00 +0000

After putting the finishing touches on Torchlight, Runic Games co-founders and Diablo co-creators Max and Erich Schaefer did what game industry luminaries always do after wrapping a project: drive over to the Idle Thumbs podcast. We chat at length with Max about the new action RPG, the Blizzard North days, and unreleased football games. And Erich pipes in at the end.

Idle Thumbs 48: In Space

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:00:00 +0000

As the darkness draws in and the last days creep ever closer, we're joined by 2K Marin's Steve Gaynor for a rousing discussion of video games in the outer reaches of space. While there, we discuss the PS3's recent trips to polar opposites of the hand-holding spectrum, lament the disappearance of Modern Warfare 2's dedicated servers, and are paid a surprise visit by an asshole.

Idle Thumbs 47: The Lord of the Donk

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 05:00:00 +0000

All rise. At his command, Chris and Jake play a bunch of Brutal Legend, while Nick frantically stockpiles gas cans to make it through Left 4 Dead 2's Scavenger mode, all the while trying to come to grips with his feelings on Borderlands. Plus a song about video games, but probably not what you're thinking.

Idle Thumbs 46: First Annual Year

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:00:00 +0000

The Idle Thumbs podcast turns one year old on Saturday, and to celebrate we bring you a regular episode. This week we wipe a curmudgeonly tear from our classic PC gaming eye, and find yet again that making fun of something we thought could never exist only seems to bring it to life. Plus: "Video game stories are serious business," says madly hopping, car-flipping, building-smashing man.

Idle Thumbs 45: Episode Forty-Five

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Bred in a top secret government lab, or maybe an orphan or a robot or something, this episode hopes to punch you in the face and call you a bitch. Our marketing research shows that this appeals to you. Really, though, we talk about some games.

Idle Thumbs 44: Salacious Thumb

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:00:00 +0000

With Nick Breckon out on assignment, things go a little bit wrong. 2K Marin's Steve Gaynor joins us for this week's descent into a tempest of hard-boiled corruption and deceit, where no one knows who to trust or where to turn. We're pretty sure ODST is like a film noir, so we took some cues from that.

Idle Thumbs 43: Jeff "Gone" Goldblum

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:00:00 +0000

This week Chris and Nick don some custom callsigns to check out Modern Warfare 2's multiplayer, become terrified by the high definition frog face of Zuma's Revenge, and almost steal Jeff Goldblum's shoes. As for Jake? He is only good at keeping people focused on the deep depression.

Idle Thumbs 42: The Dreamcast

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:00:00 +0000

For just one night, into your face we cast not pods, but dreams. Our dreams are powered by robot hands with pistol grips, three part harmonies and too many microphones, but we're thinking you'll find something you like.

Idle Thumbs Standalone Expansion PAX 3: BioWare's Mac Walters

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Idle Thumbs brings its PAX 2009 coverage to a close with a quick talk with Mass Effect 2's lead writer, Mac Walters. In Space.

Idle Thumbs Standalone Expansion PAX 2: Valve's Chet Faliszek

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Nestled amongst rowdy board game players, the Idle Thumbs crew pins down Chet Faliszek of Valve to discuss Left 4 Dead 2 and how Madden offers but small comfort to Browns fans.

Idle Thumbs Standalone Expansion PAX 1: Ron Gilbert

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Idle Thumbs kicks off its PAX coverage and continues its trend of interviewing Monkey Island creator Ron Gilbert on a bidecennial basis with this hastily-edited affair. Enjoy.

Idle Thumbs 41: Space Boss: The Lord of Space

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:00:00 +0000

We play catch-up this week, clearing out both our backlog of nearly-current games, and our overflowing bag of reader mail.

Idle Thumbs 40: Idle Thumbs 40,000 (Nobody Beats the Blizz)

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:00:00 +0000

We're back from BlizzCon, abuzz with the latest biz from the Blizz. Also sampled: The Monk, The Wiz(ard).

Idle Thumbs 39: Video Game Baby

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Following a double-barreled podblast assault, this week's baffling episode sees the Idle Thumbs valiantly but vainly struggle to stay on topic and discuss a new video game, despite dubious double entendres and threatening voice mails. How's our driving? Take a wild guess.

Idle News Podblast - 08/17/09: With StarCraft II 2

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 05:00:00 +0000

With fleeting, ghostly visions of long- decommissioned Dragoons still haunting their minds, the Thumbs crew attempts to discuss StarCraft II while staving off the effects of sleep deprivation. Jake draws pictures. Plus, rumor has it Far Cry 2 makes its triumphant return--and there's only one way to find out. (Read the games discussed list.)

Idle News Podblast - 08/13/09: With Brutal Legend

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Chris and Nick got a chance to sit down with the multiplayer component of Double Fine Productions' upcoming Brutal Legend and are ready to share their hands-on impressions with you. Will Chris describe it in terms of Pikmin 2's versus mode? Will Full Throttle be mentioned? Grab your axe, your axe, and probably your axe, and listen in.

Idle Thumbs 38: Up On This Boss

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:00:00 +0000

This week on the Thumb we dive into the many meanings of Nintendo's mysterious inflatable horse peripheral, reel at how many GameCubes are turned on right now, and debate whether "Castroid" is a game genre or horrible medical condition.

Idle Thumbs 37: You Gotta Have Spice

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:00:00 +0000

A 386 perfectly captures his slam dunk. Looking down from space, you see the Earth and smile. Mid-swing, the game asks you to recalibrate, and you do it just this once. Sometimes, you gotta.

Idle News Podblast - 08/01/10: Surprise!

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Sometimes a podcast goes off the rails and is killed for the betterment of mankind. People occasionally ask why. Hopefully this provides an answer. Freshly exhumed from the lot out behind Chris' apartment, enjoy the moist wreckage of the Idle Thumbs Episode 36 that wasn't. Won't titillate or offend, but might.

Idle Thumbs 36: Shambling, Goofy

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

After an earlier attempt to record goes down in flames, we bring you this tale of mice and mods and Miyamoto, of nerds, their noises and Neo Tokyo, of DOTA clones and questions asked, of adventures past and pods cast. Enjoy.

Idle Thumbs 35: A Great Way to Have Fun

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Join us as we take a safely-secured look at Wii Sports Resort, and spoil exclusive food news. A connection to the Internet is required to listen to this episode.

Idle Thumbs 34: The First Age of Extreme

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Thumbs accidentally traveled back in time to an age when beards reigned, in this arcade- and strategy-flavored episode.

Idle Thumbs 33: "The Kane of Lynch" or "This Crazy Robot" or "Rock the Mouse"

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Lengthy discussions abound in this cast-and-a-half. We go off on the experiences unique to shorter, tighter games, the dying art of an equal player vs CPU ruleset, the American Civil War, and what it really feels like being the king. Plus: More video game dreams.

Idle Thumbs 32: The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Ingredients: Co-op grappling-based wizard platforming, never-ending falling blocks, Peter Molyneux, Pyramid Head. Season to taste or until awakened screaming.

Idle News Podblast - 06/29/09: With StarCraft II

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Special Report! Nick's back from Blizzard's preview event, ready to offer up his hands-on impressions of the StarCraft II multiplayer beta. Also, lots of side topics and diversions you can't do without. But mostly StarCraft II. And a gay pride parade.

Idle Thumbs 31: The Future of Games

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

You can't shut your eyes. A small child spots you, waves eagerly. You try to reach him, but are stopped short as the cables restraining your fingers go taut. Struggling against wires and straps binding your shoulders and feet, you get one last glimpse of the boy before he's dragged screaming into Max Payne's departing van.

Idle News Podblast - 06/24/09: Without Nick Breckon

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

With Nick still out of town, we're passing the time with more from last week's cutting room floor. We'll be back soon with real podcasts.

Idle News Podblast - 06/18/09: With Cheese Plate

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Where we come from the games beat themseles. There's a shaved Muppet around every corner, and Samus Aran can't shut up. It will please you, with a depth that might surprise you. Featuring Steve Gaynor as Mr. Dream.

Idle Thumbs 30: Idle Thumbs E30

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

We're back from E3, filled with hands-on impressions, tales of awkward industry encounters, and an important question: Who needs a motion wand when you have a ten year old boy trapped in your TV?

Idle Thumbs 29: Dreaming of Gillen

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 27 May 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Sometimes the past is just as good as you remember it. Sometimes it's better. Nick turns back the clock ten years to explore the less traveled branching paths of adventure gaming, Jake is revamped and thrown back by Nintendo's latest offerings, and Chris? Chris dares to dream.

Idle Thumbs 28: Other People Get It

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:00:00 +0000

After taking a week off in silent honor of the Duke, we return. Lawsuits fly and franchises fall as they try to get you to ride around on a fake skateboard. E3's coming back. I probably have Swine Flu. Don't worry, other people get it.

Idle Thumbs: No Podcast This Week

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 13 May 2009 05:00:00 +0000

With Chris gone to GDC Canada, we're taking the week off. See you soon.

Idle Thumbs 27: What is Game?

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 06 May 2009 05:00:00 +0000

This week you, the readers, take control, as we spend the entire episode with our grubby mitts elbow deep in the Idle Thumbs mailbag. With special guests Steve Gaynor of 2K Marin, and each and every one of you readers listening along at home.

Idle Thumbs 26: Raising the 'Bargo

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:00:00 +0000

We return from break full of questions. Why are all the best games about America made in Europe? Does your game dialog sound more like Steven Seagal or John McClane? Is there going to be a twist? We don't know, but we really want to tell you why the Moon is awesome.

Idle Thumbs 25: Pause Theme from Battletoads

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:00:00 +0000

With the fight against Robo-Manus safely on hold, our co-hosts are free to discuss the love/hate battle with ruthless games, the slow decline of the mod community, and the science gone mad of achievements paired with grinding, all with a funky back beat you can dance to.

Idle Thumbs 24: Shadow and Colossus: Back in Action

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Like good games on the DS, we are back. With GDC a fond and distant memory, we tackle the surprising stack of good new titles for Nintendo's handheld, learn some new moves from a hobo, see the latest from BioWare and Double Fine, and shed a tear as Wander goes Hollywood.

Idle Thumbs Conf Grenade 4: [Transmission Lost]

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:00:00 +0000

The final Conf Grenade pops and fizzles its way into your ear, offering our closing thoughts on the Game Developers Conference. Join us for some last words before the GDC book slams closed for another 51 weeks.

Idle Thumbs Conf Grenade 3: Morality, the Medical Surprise

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Steve Gaynor and Duncan Fyfe join us for the penultimate Conf Grenade, blasting through GDC's midsection at a rate so fast, you might not survive the trip. Put on your game designer hat and buckle up.

Idle Thumbs Conf Grenade 2: Don't Look at Me, I'm Hideo

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Partake in a virtual luncheon with a pantheon of gaming greats. Witness the changing of Will Wright's mind. Scream as you are wholly seared into the fourth dimension of experimental gaming. We're joined by guests Alex Ashby, Lawrence Bishop, and B. M. Bronstring.

Idle News Podblast - 03/27/09: With Free Monster Samples

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:00:00 +0000

I don't even know what to say.

Idle Thumbs Conf Grenade 1: A Fish Called Extreme

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 05:00:00 +0000

GDC is warming up, and so are we. Idle Thumbs alums Marek Bronstring, Duncan Fyfe, and Lawrence Bishop join in for an look at GDC's first days of Indie-focused content, our anticipated panels, fabricated sex scandals and more. We love GDC this much.

Idle Thumbs 23: At the Mountains of Money

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 05:00:00 +0000

You lie on the ground, the last breaths leaving your body as you look up into the glowing, burlap sack-wrapped eyeholes of the man who ended your life. As voices recede and the world drifts away, you realize your dying thought will be "I wish I'd spent the 99 cents on that rocket launcher," and are disappointed.

Idle Thumbs 22: Put On the Top Ghost

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Sometimes a game blows up in your face, 106 moves in. Sometimes a tutorial man tells you the controls backwards, just because. Sometimes, no matter what you try, the old man just can't kill that snake. When the world's got you feeling down, do what we do, and put on the top ghost.

Idle News Podblast - 03/09/09: Countdown to Tears

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Five years ago, prophecies by Steven Spielberg and EALA's Neil Young charted a course of new, untold emotional resonance, and the future of video games was irrevocably changed. As Game Developers Conference 2009 approaches, the clock ticks ever closer to the video game singularity: Prepare for the countdown to tears. Games discussed: Steven Spielberg, Neil Young, the crying game.

Idle Thumbs 21: The Hypersonic Effect

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Virtual worlds fall around you. Objectives appear before your eyes, cluttering your vision. Everything falls silent. As tears stream down your space visor you realize, too late, that it has you. Welcome to The Hypersonic Effect.

Idle News Podblast - 02/26/09: With Saitek Cyborg

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Special Report! Awesome robot robot robot; actually, he's a cyborg, and he comes bearing contests. Saitek Cyborg, at your service.

Idle Thumbs 20: Idle Thumbs 2000

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Has your desire to explore and investigate given way to a guided experience that just wants to hold your hand? Find out at the next waypoint. Join us as we offer up impressions from the DICE Summit, discuss this week's surprise assault of great games, and eat our own butt.

Idle Thumbs 19: Upping the Majesty

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Special guest Steve Gaynor joins us as we sail over grassy dewswept mountains resplendent with gaming's bounty, then crash-land into an F-bomb laden cutscene. Plus: Watch your cursor drift towards the "buy" button as Nick fills us in on the Dawn of War II single-player.

Idle Thumbs 18: Citizen Killzone

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Following modern trends, this episode eschews its core gameplay for a series of scattered but crowd-pleasing showpieces. Hop in a Big Stompin' Mech with F.E.A.R. 2, use a mandatory turret to defend your favorite FPS titles, and perform an overly-animated finishing move on "opinions."

Idle News Podblast - 02/05/09: With Joe Pesci

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Special Report! Duck for cover, commandeer a Jeep, and man a turret: Resident Evil is back, and Idle Thumbs is blasting through the gates of a midnight embargo. With Joe Pesci. Sometimes something comes up mid-week that we want to talk about. This time we actually did. We may do more of these in the future.

Idle Thumbs 17: War of the Broses

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Grab a brew and waste the Space Fuhrer with your friends from the quad. Chris weighs in on Killzone 2, Nick weighs the good and bad of two upcoming strategy titles, and Jake weighs the importance of a polished first play experience... with your mom. How many times have you heard a dictionary say "penis?"

Idle Thumbs 16: The Sources' Duel

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Confidential informants collide and megatons are dropped in this week's high-speed episode. We talk about gaming narrative as a pastiche of tone and suggestion, but you just want your damn cutscenes. Plus: Wired's Chris Kohler joins us to dismember your naked form with a samurai sword. Replayability: 3.7.

Idle Thumbs 15: I'll Kill the Last Alien

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Kaz Hirai says you'll truly appreciate the complexity of this podcast in about nine and a half years. What's that? Gonna cry? Nick Breckon says you're a baby who likes baby games. And a cheat, too, I bet.

Idle Thumbs 14: Interface with the Animus

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:00:00 +0000

BioShock 2 lead level designer JP LeBreton joins us for this accidentally retro-filled episode to recount the rich tapestry of game music, talk up the LucasArts classics, and dream of a world where Grand Theft Auto was reimagined as a 1930's Warner Bros. cartoon.

Idle Thumbs 13: Manipulated Through Time

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:00:00 +0000

We loudly ring in Year of the Video Game with a double episode of post-holiday potluck warmth. Like a worried mom, we lecture about driving under the influence of video games. Like a drunk uncle, we can't shut up about "ol' Spelunky." You know (wink), "the Tomb Raider?"

Idle Thumbs XI-2: The Legend of Big Bird's Bones

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Concluding our trio of podcasts recorded two weeks ago due to holiday issues, the crew remains joined by 2K Marin's Steve Gaynor to discuss psychopathic murderer Gordon Freeman, John Madden getting a government bailout, classic network sitcom Coach, and the love affair between the Japanese people and Wizardry.

Idle Thumbs XI: Extremes

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Last week, Thumbs invited 2K Marin's Steve Gaynor to help pre-record a low- key cast on nuclear plant sims, traffic sims, sewage construction sims, bus sims, boat sims, and ghosts. Riveting stuff.

Idle Thumbs 10: The Ballad of John Riccitiello

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:00:00 +0000

As the CEOs of EA and Activision engage in an epic battle for the hearts and souls of gamers, our co-hosts consider Spike VGA-related game unveilings, fool significant others into buying consoles, look at some IGF 2009 entries, and propose Netflix achievement whoring.

Idle Thumbs 9: The Confestabaloo

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Our co-hosts sedated themselves a bit this week in deference to special guest Chuck Jordan, Telltale designer and veteran of Grim Fandango and Curse of Monkey Island. Amidst discussions of Disneyland and ARG-based PR, we start to plan for Games of the Year and indulge in some pomposity about Game Narrative.

Idle Thumbs 8: Green Lantern is the Blindfolded Fool

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Idle Thumbs U.S. returns from vacation fists a'swingin, battering you senseless with tales of lives reconsidered (and rewound), friends (lists) lost, and having to sit and watch someone else really suck (at your favorite game).

Idle Thumbs 7: Stop Doing Interviews

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Special guest Steve Gaynor of 2K Marin, last seen in Idle Thumbs 3: Field of Dreams, joins us once again as we drop hot scoops about the Ensemble Studios closing, wrap up discussion of Steve's favorite game ever Fallout 3, and debate bizarre Left 4 Dead tactics. Plus: our giveaway contest is announced, and a new segment is possibly introduced.

Idle Thumbs 6: Explode Mode

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Your old Xbox is about to become your new Xbox, but that might mean you just start using your Netflix account again. Special guest Brad Shoemaker of Giant Bomb gently guides us through the minefield of this week's industry scandals, helps us finally close the book on Far Cry 2, and rekindles our love of J. Allard.

Idle Thumbs 5: The Wizard

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:00:00 +0000

This week, Nick was left for dead at Valve's offices where he played some kind of video game, Chris and Jake have experienced what's so amazing about LittleBigPlanet, and we keep attempting to cajole you into playing Far Cry 2. Plus: Will Gears of War 2 blow you away? We investigate. There may be a wizard.

Idle Thumbs 4: The Fable of Love

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:00:00 +0000

We're a day early and possibly still a dollar short. Weeks of Fallout 3 coverage culminate with Nick's full completion-informed opinions. (Mutants allowed.) Chris and Jake dive into the polarizing world of Far Cry 2, and Fable 2's bizarre romances are set to heart-wrenching song. Join us, for this relatively subdued cast. To your face.

Idle Thumbs 3: Field of Dreams

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:00:00 +0000

Did you hear BioWare is working on a Star Wars MMO set in the KOTOR universe? Oh, you did? Nick and Chris talk about their day at the Old Republic reveal event, Thumbs alum and BioShock 2 designer Steve Gaynor of 2K Marin joins us as a special guest, Jake turns into an old man, and more. Listen in!

Idle Thumbs 2: The Fanboy's Lament

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:00:00 +0000

Tokyo Game Show and BlizzCon may be over, but they live on in our hearts, and our podcast. Stay awhile and listen for hands-on reports, commentary, and the heart-rending ballad of a once-proud console warrior. This episode probably not sponsored by Gamer Grub.

Idle Thumbs 1: Let the Games Begin

questions@idlethumbs.net (Idle Thumbs Staff) — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:00:00 +0000

Throw away your bifocals and burn your books. Why rely on reading comprehension when you can sit on your ass and listen to us talk? Idle Thumbs is back, now with 100% fewer articles, and we've been hitting the preview events just for you.