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 <copyright>Copyright 2000-2007  Datablue </copyright><pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:36:24 -0800</pubDate><description>iff!: if and only if </description>   <link>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php</link><title>iff!</title><webMaster>kamonmark@gmail.com (Kyle G.)</webMaster><language>en-us</language><item><title>Water water everywhere</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=124</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-19.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don't even know what I was trying to do with arts there.    &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;    What I learned from this adventure:
&lt;br&gt;Don't have a condo
&lt;br&gt;Don't have spigots
&lt;br&gt;Don't leave the toilet seat up when you don't have water, but do have a thirsty dog.
&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Also, by 'All of the meetings' I mean 3. Which is alot for me. &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 03:32:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Ready, Steady Bang!</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=122</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-17.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;  &lt;a href=&quot;http://rsbang.com/&quot;&gt;Ready, Steady, Bang!&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:31:36 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Bad Code, Bad Code</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=121</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-16.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;  For christmas, everyone should just buy me &lt;a href=&quot;http://codeoffsets.com/&quot;&gt;Bad Code Offsets&lt;/a&gt;...I think I need them. *sobs*  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At least I've grown enough to recognize how bad my old code is. That's a good thing, right? Right?&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 03:29:47 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Blargh</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=120</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-15.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; Another one of those days. The things that I have done, the things that I have done. May Tim Bernes Lee have pity on my soul and my netizen-ship not be revoked. &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 03:26:50 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Drive angry, drive smash</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=119</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-14.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; So some older Macbook's Chipsets don't support more than 2GB of RAM. I get that. But what happens when you put too much RAM in?  The disc drive gets angry. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yay challenger center. I need to make something awesome for them. &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 03:24:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Kyle's Magic Car</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=118</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-13.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Flying around windmills would be exhilarating, but if StarFox has taught me anything, it's that I would crash into something.   &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 03:23:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Painting Impossiblities</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=117</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-12.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; I need rocket shoes.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 03:23:03 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>ADOBBEEEEEE</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=116</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-11.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;I really wish flash and acrobat were good. I really do. When they work, they're amazing. But for all they're awesomeness, they've caused as much strife as they've solved. I really think its because they tried to do too much to fast. It's incredibly hard to make things work well across browsers AND Operating systems. But if you start rolling out all sorts of new features that work well here or there, they end up being a liability.   &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maybe its just because I'm a Mac user?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Also, Maureen is a NaNoWriMo Here to me. She's not out of the woods yet, but she's making amazing progress. Go Maureen!&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 03:19:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Thinkpad</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=115</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-10.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;  I didn't spend a lot of time with the tablet, but it was overall a good experience. The 3d/expose-ish desktop motif was cool, and overall things worked well. I had the web-browser die on me, and stopped doing anything until I rebooted the unit, so that's a bummer.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The tablet is a Lenovo Thinkpad, and it has the same matte plastic finish as my olllldddd IBM thinkpad laptop. I remember getting together with Wade and installing games and widgets on windows '95. It makes me kinda sad that I have no clue where it ended up. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So now I've got to decide what platform I want to develop for. I'm more used to Objective C and iOS (not to mention I have much more ready access to those devices), but the prospect of developing for a linux system is pretty cool too. Really I just need to buy a beagle board and start with that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 03:11:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Bank of Dissaproval</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=114</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-09.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;I could see my bank sending me a new debit card every month, each with a new advertiser on it. &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 03:10:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>iGlasses</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=113</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-08.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;  So I finally bit the bullet and got an iPhone. I'm still getting used to this having-data-everywhere thing. Still not sure if its a good or a bad thing.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My new glasses look pretty identical to my last pair, but the lenses are new and awesome. Let's see how long I can go before scratching them up...hopefully a long time. &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 03:07:56 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>And we lit is all up</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=112</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-07.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;  The &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clcnwi.com/&quot;&gt;Challenger Center&lt;/a&gt; is pretty awesome, and I finally get to start volunteering there! As part of my orientation, I got a personal screening at their planetarium. The projector there is pretty great. Its not quite as daunting, but honestly I liked the experience more than the one I had at the MSI's IMAX. Also, the movie (which was a CG one about the origins of spaceflight) was pretty intense. It had me tearing up at a couple of points.       &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Dear Neil, I still don't understand football, but I'm happy to watch it with you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 03:02:33 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Swap-o-rama</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=111</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-06.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; The Chicago Swap-o-rama is a huge flea market with a crazy selection (as any good flea market should have). Some of this season't big items are animal hats and xbox skins. I picked up a firewire 800-400 adaptor, and lament passing up a nice pair of bluetooth headphones.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rockbottom.com/chicago&quot;&gt;Rock Bottom&lt;/a&gt; is much more appetizing than my drawing might suggest. Not to mention the great atmosphere. I forgot to mention tasty chicken wings. &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 02:55:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Prepwork</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=110</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-05.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;  You know what's awesome? Gross bathrooms are awesome.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 02:54:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember Remember</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=109</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-04.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Let's just say the day ended much better than it started. &lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Sadly, the bots behavior would be indistinguishable from that of a normal user.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 02:43:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Traveling Mice</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=106</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-11-01.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tea supplies are low, but not exhausted. I need to make some trips or order some more online.   &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So here's the list of phrases I'm trying to inject into popular culture.
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;You can't kill bees with pudding&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Baby skulls are the best kind of skulls&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Traveling Mice&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
There's another one, but I can't remember it...
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 02:40:33 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Uh Oh</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=105</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-10-31.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;So I'm just sitting there, waiting for an X-Ray and suddenly...that noise. So who knows, maybe it downloaded a virus into my teeth via x-ray.   &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;American Psycho was good. Not what I expected, but good. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;P&gt;This comic almost slipped through the cracks, but Maureen(unknowingly) helped me realize October has 31 days. Derp.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:12:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>FRONTIER LOAD LETTER</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=104</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-10-30.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;People will come from miles around and pay good money to hit a frontier router with a baseball bet methinks. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;  Currently have &lt;a href=&quot;http://vimeo.com/27500038&quot;&gt;White Nights by Oh Land&lt;/a&gt; stuck in my head. Fun times, fun times. &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 09:08:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Halloween Party</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=103</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-10-29.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'd say the halloween party was a success. Kat made some super sweet paper-doll costumes, and we had a good number of people (most of them in costumes no less).   &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 08:59:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Cermic fun time</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=102</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-10-28.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Painting ceramic: always fun times.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 08:57:58 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Neily Noms</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=101</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-10-27.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;  Again, Neil comes through with the dinners. His garlic bread is crazy good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 08:56:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Food World Problems</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=100</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-10-26.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;First world problems.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:54:42 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>PC LOAD LETTER</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=99</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-10-25.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;OK so its not so much the printers as it was a mix of splicing images, mixed up margins, and low ink. RAWR.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 08:52:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Food Master Neil</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=98</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-10-24.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; So Neil is a master of the kitchen. I mean he got me to eat asparagus. I think Kat and Neil need to have an Iron chef match, where at the end, they create world peace with their food. &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 08:49:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Productivity</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=97</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-10-23.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yes, I'm super productive. All the time.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So Kat loves a certain kind of mouse. But this specific on apparently doesn't play well with Clark the iMac. I never thought a mouse could freeze a system, but there you go.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 08:43:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Hatin' on Peaches</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=96</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-10-22.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;  Today's Paint  job is brought to you by This American Life!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Root Hog is always a good time, and we got to see some people from Lafayette, so double bonus.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 08:41:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>It's the end</title><guid>http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/index.php?id=95</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://www.chronobolt.net/iff!/resource/comics/2011-10-21.png' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;11-11-11 would be so much better.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 08:40:23 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>