IllustrArticles https://illustrarticles.com/ IllustrArticles is illustrated articles and videos about important stuff, reported by World's Most Trusted illustrajournalist Tanya Pshenychny whenever important stuff happens and sometimes Thursdays. Sat, 25 May 2024 21:38:41 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 89525660 Immigration Is Boring But At Least There Are Puzzles https://illustrarticles.com/immigration-is-boring-but-at-least-there-are-puzzles/ Tue, 30 Jul 2019 19:40:37 +0000 http://illustrarticles.com/?p=1981 Transcript Once again, I have experienced immigration. I moved across the street to my new headquarters. There’s a lot more space here. Now I actually have the space to step back so you can check out my enormous walls. But the worst part of every immigration is that there’s nothing to do. My new apartment […]

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]]> 1981 The Results of the Most Accurate Poll https://illustrarticles.com/results-of-the-most-accurate-poll/ Mon, 05 Nov 2018 12:19:22 +0000 http://illustrarticles.com/?p=1962  Transcript I have the results of the poll we’ve all been waiting for: The most accurate personality test. I wanted this poll to be easily accessible, so I tweeted it and it reached the entire world. Here are the results. At 25%, turns out that it’s the most rare personality type and they wanted […]

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]]> 1962 Guy Late To Work, Blames It On His Dog https://illustrarticles.com/guy-late-work-blames-dog/ Thu, 30 Aug 2018 15:03:09 +0000 http://illustrarticles.com/?p=1946 Transcript A guy was late to work every day last week because people kept stopping him to pet his dog. And because the dog was a corgi,  people took extra time to bend down to reach the dog. And then people took even more time to snap selfies together. They took a bunch of selfies […]

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]]> 1946 Car Wash 50% Off https://illustrarticles.com/car-wash-50-percent-off/ Thu, 23 Aug 2018 13:57:42 +0000 http://illustrarticles.com/?p=1940  Transcript A local car wash was having a sale so I took my car in to get it cleaned. But as I drove out of the carwash, I noticed a little problem. Half of my car was missing. The entire back end of my car was sliced clean off! I wasn’t hurt but I […]

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]]> 1940 How To Stop Scratching Your 18 New Mosquito Bites https://illustrarticles.com/stop-scratching-18-mosquito-bites/ Thu, 16 Aug 2018 11:31:24 +0000 http://illustrarticles.com/?p=1928  Transcript I just came back from vacation and I just couldn’t relax. The entire time I couldn’t stop thinking of how to stop scratching my 18 new mosquito bites. Mosquitos are close cousins of fireflies, but not as bright. Turns out, when they reproduce, they use human blood for lube. But I’m thankful for […]

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]]> 1928 Empty Bench Taken For Granted https://illustrarticles.com/empty-bench-granted/ Thu, 09 Aug 2018 11:13:25 +0000 http://illustrarticles.com/?p=1924  Transcript A bench was found empty yesterday evening at Weeping Willow Park. Despite all the trees surrounding it, not one of them attempted to sit down and let the bench do its job—by being a bench for everyone to enjoy. The nearest weeping willow, upon being asked why it wouldn’t sit down, did not […]

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]]> 1924 I Took A Break From Twitter And Didn’t Tell Anyone. This Is My Story. https://illustrarticles.com/i-took-a-break-from-twitter-and-didnt-tell-anyone/ Fri, 03 Aug 2018 14:16:18 +0000 http://illustrarticles.com/?p=1881  Transcript I took a break from Twitter and didn’t tell anyone. AND EVERYONE NOTICED. Well, no one asked me about it but trust me, I know everyone was wondering what happened. So I’m sharing my first-hand experience of what it was like to not tweet because it’s my job, as the World’s Most Trusted […]

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]]> 1881 The Best Health Benefits Of Drinking Teeth https://illustrarticles.com/the-best-health-benefits-of-drinking-teeth/ Thu, 18 Jan 2018 12:28:09 +0000 http://illustrarticles.com/?p=1849 Improve your health and wellbeing nightly by disconnecting all your electronics, taking deep breaths, and reading a good book while enjoying a nice cup of teeth. Yes, a cup of teeth will give you your much-needed quiet time because your family and roommates will freak out and get the hell away from you. A cup […]

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]]> 1849 Inactivity Pays Off Student Debt https://illustrarticles.com/inactivity-pays-off-student-debt/ Fri, 12 Jan 2018 12:27:19 +0000 http://illustrarticles.com/?p=1838 MY LAPTOP—I was trying to pay my student loan but all of the sudden a message popped up: “Session expired due to inactivity.” I couldn’t log back in. I did yoga, 10 jumping jacks, 20 burpees, and even ran 3 miles. But none of this was enough activity to log me in. As a highly […]

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]]> 1838 What The Statue Of Liberty Really Thinks Of America https://illustrarticles.com/what-the-statue-of-liberty-really-thinks-of-america/ Wed, 04 Oct 2017 12:29:13 +0000 http://illustrarticles.com/?p=1825 LIBERTY ISLAND—Most people know that the Statue of Liberty has been trying to hail a cab and get off the island since she immigrated to America decades ago, but now you’ll get to know this French girl up close and personal in this exclusive interview. IllustrArticles: Why do you think it’s taken so long for a […]

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