tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22476194128079205542012-02-16T14:30:37.381+08:00Sammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10897517430480683219noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2247619412807920554.post-29291173187547958852009-12-13T18:08:00.002+08:002009-12-13T18:20:05.023+08:002009-12-13T18:20:05.023+08:00話說有一天，某朋友公司的老闆以「嚴正紀律」四隻大字為由辭退了一名員工。<br />老實說這名員工也不知道發生了甚麼事，只知道放大假出遊回來後就被辭退了。<br />發生甚麼事？難道是辦公室政治下被擺了一道？？<br /><br />不用想得太複雜啦~<br /><br />原來當初這名員工向老闆申請五天大假出遊，老闆豪氣地答應了還說甚麼開心點的客套話。<br />豈料在那五天那員工負責的項目(即 project)需要一些資料提供，但員工放了假，管理層又一副事不關己的樣子(嗯嗯，常見常見)，氣得老闆紮紮跳。<br />所以員工回來後，二話不說，「嚴正紀律」，即炒！<br />我倒是想問問那是甚麼「紀律」...<br />而那些對安排接手項目一事毫無認知的管理層們還安然的坐在位子上露上爽歪歪表情~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2247619412807920554-2929117318754795885?l=www.ilovemyjob.hk' alt='' /></div>ShawTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00672727890081438989noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2247619412807920554.post-36888389104213943472009-12-04T18:14:00.005+08:002009-12-04T18:21:11.920+08:002009-12-04T18:21:11.920+08:00煎餃子兼職一個星期也未必夠錢付一客餃子？<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www2.jobs.gov.hk/big5/jobseeker/enquiry/jobcard.aspx?OrderID=TWO2009-0032654"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 262px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cYJ9ZVgCgXU/SxjhFyc5D9I/AAAAAAAAAcE/C_DLrhmmTQI/s400/wtf.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411322441844199378" border="0" /></a><br /><br />這是來自<a href="http://www2.jobs.gov.hk/big5/jobseeker/enquiry/jobcard.aspx?OrderID=TWO2009-0032654">勞工處互動就業服務</a>的<span style="font-weight: bold;">好介紹</span>。<br /><br />(via @<a href="http://twitter.com/catitude/statuses/6332794106">catitude </a>)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2247619412807920554-3688838910421394347?l=www.ilovemyjob.hk' alt='' /></div>小影http://www.blogger.com/profile/07398188851880414145noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2247619412807920554.post-5370836349577986232009-11-29T19:17:00.003+08:002009-12-13T18:21:00.244+08:002009-12-13T18:21:00.244+08:00某個新年後的工作天，老闆伉儷甫上班便對員工高調地宣佈︰<br />「今天午膳到外面吃，公司開年飯，我倆請客。」<br /><br />「德政啊~」「啊~皇恩浩盪~」<br />一眾員工的早上就在一片期待以及感恩的氣氛下渡過。<br /><br />然後，下午。<br />一副副的囧樣在辦公室裏對著熒光幕咬牙切齒...<br />「<span style="font-weight: bold;">人均消費才$23的開年飯</span>，連老麥也買不到呀！」<br />「還敢那麼高調說請客~我呸~」<br />「不不，聞說這餐開年飯已經包括了去年年尾的年尾聚餐了耶...」<br /><br />期待守財奴會施仁政，實在太天真了啊啊啊啊啊~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2247619412807920554-537083634957798623?l=www.ilovemyjob.hk' alt='' /></div>ShawTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00672727890081438989noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2247619412807920554.post-30037745359717316502009-11-29T12:48:00.013+08:002009-11-30T00:25:36.353+08:002009-11-30T00:25:36.353+08:00聖誕節快到了！不知道你的公司有沒有攪聖誕派對呢？<br /><br />無論是聖誕聯歡、公司春茗還是其他活動，最重要的環節當然不是吃飯吹水，而是萬眾其待的<span style="font-weight: bold;">大抽獎</span>和<span style="font-weight: bold;">交換禮物</span>吧！<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/miranda310/3158120130/"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 380px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3194/3158120130_fc5dbbe839.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div cc="http://creativecommons.org/ns#" about="http://www.flickr.com/photos/miranda310/3158120130/"><span style="font-size:85%;">Photo from <a rel="cc:attributionURL" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/miranda310/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/miranda310/</a> / <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/">CC BY-NC-ND 2.0</a></span></div><br />然而，這種時候往往有不識趣的同事送上反高潮 -- 戲劇性地讓人無言的禮物！你見過最囧的禮甚是甚麼呢？以下是其中一些傳說...<br /><br /><blockquote>「我見過最厲害的禮物是公司送的，」小 Y 說，「現場有二三十件禮物，但甚麼大獎在它的面前都顯得微不足道了！那、那是一個<span style="font-weight: bold;">廁紙筒</span>！即一個塑膠架用來放廁紙的！天啊！據說還是某部門老闆送的！」</blockquote><blockquote><blockquote></blockquote>「我在聖誕聯歡收過一件很實用的禮物，」Jacky 說，「那是一袋兩包的<span style="font-weight: bold;">必 X 痛傷風感冒丸</span>，還送一條毛巾。我肯定是當日在超市買的！」</blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><br /><br />如果你見過甚麼讓人哭笑不得的禮物，歡迎留言分享！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2247619412807920554-3003774535971731650?l=www.ilovemyjob.hk' alt='' /></div>小影http://www.blogger.com/profile/07398188851880414145noreply@blogger.com2