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Oops … downtime

admin — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:16:06 +0000

We were offline for a short time while we moved on to a different server, it should be smooth sailing from now on.

3 stages of a relationship for men

admin — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:42:15 +0000

Single

Married

Divorced

A picture is worth a 1000 words

admin — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:36:14 +0000

Here’s what it looks like to view Dubai from the 107th floor of the world’s tallest building.

Collection of unusual homes

admin — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:39:03 +0000

If your thought your house looked odd, take a look at some of these.

101 motivational posters - part 3

admin — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:10:42 +0000

A little something for everyone !

They Walk Among Us

admin — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:21:47 +0000

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill.
She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back … same scenario!
I departed the store with the $46.64.

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.
I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said ‘buy one-get one free. ‘They’re already buy-one-get-one-free,’ she said, ’so I guess they’re both free’. She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted,
‘Look at that dead bird!’. Someone looked up at the sky and said, ‘Where’?

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked,
‘Does the sun rise in the north?’ When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East,
and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, ‘Oh I don’t keep up with all that stuff.’

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individuals who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, ‘The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.’ He responded, ‘Is that Eastern or Pacific time?’

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, ‘Uh, Pacific.’

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
‘Now,’ she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?’

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. ‘Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.’

They Walk Among Us, and they Reproduce,
but Worst of all ………. THEY VOTE

Current Gas prices with a little humor

admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:56:13 +0000

Since we’re all feeling the pinch at the pump, we might as well get a laugh out of it !

Marilyn or Einstein - optical illusion

admin — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:00:00 +0000

This is the craziest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
You have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer for this to work !
People may think you’re crazy….but it does work !!!

When you look at the picture up close you see Albert Einstein.
But if you stand 15 feet away, it will become Marilyn Monroe.

That moment “just” before the pain begins…

admin — Tue, 27 May 2008 14:16:49 +0000