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Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

Lactose — Fri, 24 May 2013 14:00:32 +0000

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

Without acting in concert, Michelle, Sasha and Malia each entered Barack to be on the one way trip to colonize Mars.
A bill was found in the oval office proposing that once a year a teenage boy and girl from each state will be sent to Washington DC to fight to the death for the amusement of the elites.

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Cartoon of the Day – Reason

Basil — Fri, 24 May 2013 13:00:40 +0000

[Source: Michael Ramirez - GoComics]

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The Roots of Cynicism Are WHAT?

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 12:00:01 +0000

At a fundraiser, President Obama told donors that Republicans are making people “cynical about government”.

Yes, and “going out of business” signs make companies go bankrupt.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 03:53:39 +0000

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Russia Has Developed a New “Killer Robot”. President Obama…”

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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Sign From a Gun Show

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 02:00:38 +0000

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Audit!

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This Post Is Going to Get Me Audited, Isn’t It?

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 01:00:55 +0000

[High Praise! to Transterrestrial Musings and Megan McArdle]

The real scandal is that all these complicated tax rules exist. If we would just eliminate the corporate income tax, then people could organize groups, or not, just as they please. And the IRS would not be in the position of deciding what counts as excessive political activity.

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Not the F Word Normally Associated With Obamacare

Harvey — Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:59 +0000

On MSNBC, Nancy Pelosi said that Obamacare gives you “the freedom to pursue your happiness”.

Know what makes me happy, Nancy? Making my own health care decisions.

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Bacon TV!

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 23:00:15 +0000

[High Praise! (and Bacon!) to Anonymiss of Nuking Politics]

Apparently there’s a TV show called “The United States of Bacon“, where some fat guy with a camera crew goes around the country chowing on piggy goodness.

Why did no one tell me this before now?

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Link of the Day: Satire – Atheists Demand Christians Be Burned at Stake for Heresy

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 22:00:10 +0000

[High Praise! to The People's Cube]

Atheists Demand Christians Be Burned at Stake for Heresy

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Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

Lactose — Thu, 23 May 2013 21:00:47 +0000

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

It was recently discovered that Kathy Sibelius was put in charge of the committee which oversees both the Obamacare death panels and the anti-famine initiative: Project Soylent.
Whistle blowers have come forward alleging that all of Obama’s public appearances throughout his adult life have been lip synched.

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Promoted Comment: Benghazi

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 20:00:29 +0000

Responding to my suggestion that we need to start adding the suffix “gate” when talking about the Benghazi cover-up, Charon [High Praise!] said:

This isn’t a “gate”, it’s a “quiddick”

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You’ve Been Judged!

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 19:02:09 +0000

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The Best Advice Obama Gave During His Morehouse College Commencement Speech…”

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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Obama Warned Us – American Ideas

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 18:00:58 +0000

I do have an unyielding belief that all people yearn for certain things: the ability to speak your mind and have a say in how you are governed, confidence in the rule of law and the equal administration of justice, government that is transparent and doesn’t steal from the people, the freedom to live as you choose. These are not just American ideas. They are human rights. And that is why we will support them everywhere.

BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jun. 4, 2009

“Except, you know, in America.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden Said Obama’s Learning to Speak Without a Teleprompter. How Else is Obama Attempting to Improve Himself?

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:00:19 +0000

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Joe Biden said Obama’s learning to speak without a teleprompter. How else is Obama attempting to improve himself?

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Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

Lactose — Thu, 23 May 2013 14:00:46 +0000

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

To try and appeal to the more scientifically-minded voters (ie. the nerd consitituency), Obama threw a party for time travelers. The only guest to arrive was a terminator who showed up to thank him for doing more to destroy the human race than Skynet.
Joe Biden was badly burned yesterday, losing most of his newest crop of hair plugs and charring his grin. While he claims it happened while he was saving a kitten from a burning building, some White House staffers insist it happened when he accidentally walked in on the President while he was renegotiating his contract with Lucifer, unfortunately startling the Prince of Darkness.

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Cartoon of the Day – Accomplice

Basil — Thu, 23 May 2013 13:00:44 +0000

[Source: Glenn McCoy - GoComics]

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I Chortle at Thee, Congresswoman: Ho Ho Ho

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 12:00:28 +0000

Democrat Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee said that healthcare “should be a constitutional right”.

Absolutely. If the Constitution were a letter to Santa Claus.

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Frankenstein Hates Libertarians

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 02:00:44 +0000

[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]

[ref 1,ref 2]

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Bacon Blasphemy!

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 01:00:56 +0000

[High Praise! to Marc]

Time to riot in San Francisco like you just saw a bad YouTube video:

Bacon Restaurant Shut Down For Smelling Like Bacon

A San Francisco bacon restaurant, fittingly called “Bacon Bacon,” was forced to shut its door on Friday after neighbors complained that the “porcine aroma” wafting from the establishment was too strong…

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Only One Way to Explain This

Harvey — Thu, 23 May 2013 00:00:25 +0000

At a press conference answering questions about Benghazi, a tear ran down the President’s face.

My sympathies to the staffer who had to get it from the crocodile.

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Everybody Kills Hitler on Their First Trip

Harvey — Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:41 +0000

[High Praise! to slapout for the link]

The short story “Wikihistory“, by Desmond Warzel.

It begins:
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International Association of Time Travelers: Members’ Forum
Subforum: Europe – Twentieth Century – Second World War
Page 263

11/15/2104
At 14:52:28, FreedomFighter69 wrote:
Reporting my first temporal excursion since joining IATT: have just returned from 1936 Berlin, having taken the place of one of Leni Riefenstahl’s cameramen and assassinated Adolf Hitler during the opening of the Olympic Games. Let a free world rejoice!

At 14:57:44, SilverFox316 wrote:
Back from 1936 Berlin; incapacitated FreedomFighter69 before he could pull his little stunt. Freedomfighter69, as you are a new member, please read IATT Bulletin 1147 regarding the killing of Hitler before your next excursion. Failure to do so may result in your expulsion per Bylaw 223.

At 18:06:59, BigChill wrote:
Take it easy on the kid, SilverFox316; everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. I did. It always gets fixed within a few minutes, what’s the harm?
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click here to continue reading…

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Link of the Day: Obama Denies Role in Government

Harvey — Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:03 +0000

[High Praise! to Marc and The Borowitz Report]

Looks like Obama just lost another liberal humorist. First Jon Stewart, now this:

Obama Denies Role in Government

Things are just not looking good for our President right now.

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Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

Lactose — Wed, 22 May 2013 21:00:26 +0000

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

The White House cleaning staff found an old box of love letters between Obama and someone known as Saruman.
A cryptic communication between the White House and Kermit Gosnell has been intercepted. It read: We must hasten the work. Molloch demands more sacrifice.

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It’s Not Easy Being an Obama Voter

Harvey — Wed, 22 May 2013 20:00:18 +0000

A new telephone survey shows that 61% of college-age students feel that government should not take an active role in their day-to-day-lives.

Apparently the other 39% have no cell phone reception in their mother’s basement.

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Obama Warned Us – Justice

Harvey — Wed, 22 May 2013 18:00:26 +0000

For all the cruelty and hardship of our world, we are not mere prisoners of fate. Our actions matter, and can bend history in the direction of justice.

BARACK OBAMA, Nobel Lecture, Dec. 10, 2009

“and Eric Holder will do his best to straighten it out.”

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