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		<title>Babesleaga Update : 6/16/2026</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[walruskkkch]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 17:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Hi guys, just wanted to give you a furher update. THis weekend was a mess for me including getting a severe sunburn on my right hand leading to a heat rash. Rather painful and combined with heat exhaustion&#160; made posting anything difficult. So I am resetting this week, starting to feel better and we will ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/babesleaga-update-6-16-2026/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Babesleaga Update : 6/16/2026&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi guys, just wanted to give you a furher update. THis weekend was a mess for me including getting a severe sunburn on my right hand leading to a heat rash. Rather painful and combined with heat exhaustion&nbsp; made posting anything difficult. So I am resetting this week, starting to feel better and we will be back on Babesleaga schedule next week. Biggest part of the project is getting Group AN researched. Gotta find those photos you know. I also want to address a post about &#8220;How about some dudes&#8221; for a contest. I might try a classic movie star contest in the future but there is no date certain for that project. We will see. Hope everyone else is looking forward to their summer and I will post this little preview of the Fourth. I know I&#8217;m at attention.</p>
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		<title>Straight Line of the Day: Examples of How Much Easier It Is To Live When You Give Up on Perfection: &#8230;</title>
		<link>https://www.imao.us/2026/06/straight-line-of-the-day-examples-of-how-much-easier-it-is-to-live-when-you-give-up-on-perfection/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Oppo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Immigration.  Heh.</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Oppo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Million migrants expected to sign up for Spain’s amnesty The Telegraph &#124; June 15, 2026 &#124; James Crisp Spain&#8217;s migrant amnesty is set to attract more than one million people, which is double the expected number of undocumented workers seeking legal residency rights. The migration ministry said it had received about 900,000 applications. The government ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/immigration-heh/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Immigration.  Heh.&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><strong>Million migrants expected to sign up for Spain’s amnesty</strong><br />
<em><a href="https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/06/15/million-migrants-expected-sign-up-spain-amnesty/">The Telegraph</a> | June 15, 2026 | James Crisp</em></p>
<p>Spain&#8217;s migrant amnesty is set to attract more than one million people, which is double the expected number of undocumented workers seeking legal residency rights.</p>
<p>The migration ministry said it had received about 900,000 applications. The government initially thought only half a million illegal migrants would claim.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Meanwhile: . . . </p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Tourists in Spain face scrutiny over their finances &#8211; with new rules meaning visitors could be asked to prove they have &#8216;sufficient&#8217; money for their stay</strong><br />
<em><a href="https://www.dailymail.com/travel/article-15900561/spain-entry-rules-finanical-british-tourists.html">daily mail</a></em></p>
<p>Millions of Britons will jet off to Spain this summer &#8211; but holidaymakers should make sure they&#8217;re financially solvent before they touch down or face being denied entry.</p>
<p><strong>Tourists visiting for up to 90 days could be asked to present proof of having sufficient means for the duration of their proposed stay,</strong> after regulations were first introduced post-Brexit in 2021.</p>
<p>Spain&#8217;s Ministry of Foreign Affairs quietly announced earlier this year that every visitor to the destination in 2026 will now be required to have €122.10 (£105.53) per person per day.</p></blockquote>
<p>So, interns can&#8217;t go there unless they sneak in and apply for amnesty.</p>
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		<title>Caption This!</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[walruskkkch]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Abduction of Walrus and Date Captured on Video</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Oppo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Straight Line of the Day: What Are a Few of Your Favorite Things?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Oppo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8230; Excluding raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, andBrown paper packages tied up with strings. I only ask because Moon Nukers are prone to have some unique inclinations.]]></description>
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<p>&#8230; Excluding raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,<br />Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, and<br />Brown paper packages tied up with strings.</p>



<p>I only ask because Moon Nukers are prone to have some unique inclinations.</p>
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		<title>Babesleaga Delay</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[walruskkkch]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 11:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Results from week 6 and week 7 matches will be delayed due to me running out of time to put it together on Sunday and then being out most of the day on Monday. Might get the results up Monday night and matches resuming on Tuesday. Wish me luck.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Results from week 6 and week 7 matches will be delayed due to me running out of time to put it together on Sunday and then being out most of the day on Monday. Might get the results up Monday night and matches resuming on Tuesday. Wish me luck.</p>
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		<title>Saturday Night Hootenanny</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[walruskkkch]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Time to party guys. &#160; &#160; 1]]></description>
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		<title>Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[walruskkkch]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 23:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#8220;Is this thing working Mr. Walrus&#8221; &#8220;My thing is always working.&#8221; &#8220;I meant the site and the posting.&#8221; &#8220;Well, mostly.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, so sort of like you.&#8221; &#8220;Cheeky Monkey.&#8221; &#160; Winner 2. &#160; This week. &#160; 1. &#160; 2. &#160; 3. &#160; 4. &#160; 5. &#160; 6. &#160; 7. &#160; 8. &#160; 9. &#160; 10. ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/cartoons-and-memes-saturday-night-special-154/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-231293" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/441full-claudia-cardinale.jpg" alt="" width="441" height="650" /></p>
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<p><em>&#8220;Is this thing working Mr. Walrus&#8221;</em></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;My thing is always working.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><em>&#8220;I meant the site and the posting.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Well, mostly.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><em>&#8220;Oh, so sort of like you.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Cheeky Monkey.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Winner</strong></p>
<p><div id="attachment_230988" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-230988" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-230988" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/w20260530b-450x563.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="563" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/w20260530b-450x563.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/w20260530b-818x1024.jpg 818w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/w20260530b-768x961.jpg 768w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/w20260530b-730x913.jpg 730w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/w20260530b.jpg 1023w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-230988" class="wp-caption-text">2.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>This week.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231151" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231151" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231151" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606a-450x252.png" alt="" width="450" height="252" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606a-450x252.png 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606a.png 477w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231151" class="wp-caption-text">1.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231152" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231152" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231152" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606b-450x450.webp" alt="" width="450" height="450" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606b-450x450.webp 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606b-150x150.webp 150w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606b.webp 474w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231152" class="wp-caption-text">2.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231153" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231153" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231153" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606c-450x613.webp" alt="" width="450" height="613" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606c-450x613.webp 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606c.webp 568w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231153" class="wp-caption-text">3.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231154" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231154" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231154" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606d-450x541.jpeg" alt="" width="450" height="541" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606d-450x541.jpeg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606d.jpeg 540w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231154" class="wp-caption-text">4.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231155" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231155" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231155" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606e-450x450.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="450" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606e-450x450.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606e-150x150.jpg 150w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606e.jpg 500w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231155" class="wp-caption-text">5.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231156" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231156" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231156" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606f-450x487.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="487" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606f-450x487.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606f.jpg 526w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231156" class="wp-caption-text">6.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231157" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231157" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231157" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606g-450x364.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="364" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606g-450x364.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606g.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231157" class="wp-caption-text">7.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231158" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231158" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231158" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606h-450x450.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="450" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606h-450x450.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606h-150x150.jpg 150w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606h.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231158" class="wp-caption-text">8.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231159" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231159" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231159" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606i-450x255.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="255" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606i-450x255.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606i-768x435.jpg 768w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606i-730x413.jpg 730w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606i.jpg 802w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231159" class="wp-caption-text">9.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231160" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231160" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231160" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606j-450x452.png" alt="" width="450" height="452" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606j-450x452.png 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606j-150x150.png 150w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260606j.png 526w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231160" class="wp-caption-text">10.</p></div></p>
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					<description><![CDATA[Definition: Taedium Vitae: Ennui. Irksomeness of life. The inanity of sublunary things has afforded a theme to philosophers, moralists and divines, from the earliest records of antiquity: &#8220;vanity of vanities,&#8221; says the preacher, &#8220;all is vanity!&#8221; Nor is there anyone, I suppose, who has passed the meridian of life, who has not at some moments ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/inspirational-thought-for-the-day/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Inspirational Thought for the Day: TV&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><em>Taedium Vitae:</em></p>
<p>Ennui.  Irksomeness of life.  The inanity of sublunary things has afforded a theme to philosophers, moralists and divines, from the earliest records of antiquity: &#8220;vanity of vanities,&#8221; says the preacher, &#8220;all is vanity!&#8221;  Nor is there anyone, I suppose, who has passed the meridian of life, who has not at some moments felt the nihility of all things.</p>
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					<description><![CDATA[Canadian PM Carney to visit Dublin and Mayo next week RTÉ News &#124; 7 Jun 2026 &#124; Jackie Fox Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney will make an official visit to Ireland next week&#8230;. His office said that during his time in Ireland, he will focus on deepening Canada and Ireland’s longstanding cultural and people-to-people ties ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/straight-line-of-the-day-what-are-the-canadians-and-irish-up-to/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Straight Line of the Day: What Are the Canadians and Irish Up To?&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><strong>Canadian PM Carney to visit Dublin and Mayo next week</strong><br />
<em>RTÉ News | 7 Jun 2026 | Jackie Fox</em></p>
<p>Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney will make an official visit to Ireland next week&#8230;.</p>
<p>His office said that during his time in Ireland, he will focus on deepening Canada and Ireland’s longstanding cultural and people-to-people ties and expanding relationships across agri-food, digital innovation, AI, pharmaceuticals and climate.</p></blockquote>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Straight Line of the Day: I&#8217;ve Set Up a Ten-Minute Sit-Down With My Congressman.  What Should I Ask Him?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Besides &#8220;Would you prefer to stand?&#8221; 2]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[From the future: Man Will Die on Fourth of July Trying To Light Off Fireworks He just doesn&#8217;t know it yet. Check back here in November for our turducken fatality forecast. 1]]></description>
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<h2 class="wp-block-heading">Man Will Die on Fourth of July Trying To Light Off Fireworks</h2>



<p>He just doesn&#8217;t know it yet.</p>
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<p><em>Check back here in November for our turducken fatality forecast.</em></p>
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		<title>Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 6/5/2026 : New Matches for 6/12/2026</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; Hello, we still going with this? I hope so. &#160; Results from 6/5/2026 &#160; Denise PerrierNo PreferenceMie Hama94334 &#160; (16) Izabella Scorupco No Preference Akiko Wakabayashi 128 1 44 &#160; New Matches for 6/12/2026 &#160; Match 1 &#160; Tsai Chin (Ling) vs (4) Famke Janssen (Xenia Onatopp) &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; ContestantRecordTotal ScoresTsai Chin0 &#8211; 6 &#8211; 0252 ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/bond-girlathon-friday-results-from-6-5-2026-new-matches-for-6-12-2026/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 6/5/2026 : New Matches for 6/12/2026&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Hello, we still going with this? I hope so.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Results from 6/5/2026</strong></p>
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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><tbody><tr><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center"><strong>Denise Perrier</strong></td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center"><strong>No Preference</strong></td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center"><strong>Mie Hama</strong></td></tr><tr><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">94</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">3</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">34</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>



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<tbody>
<tr>
<td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center"><strong>(16) Izabella Scorupco</strong></td>
<td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center"><strong>No Preference</strong></td>
<td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center"><strong>Akiko Wakabayashi</strong></td>
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<tr>
<td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">128</td>
<td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">1</td>
<td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">44</td>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>New Matches for 6/12/2026</strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Match 1</strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Tsai Chin </strong><em>(Ling) </em>vs <strong>(4) Famke Janssen </strong><em>(Xenia Onatopp)</em></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>



<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><tbody><tr><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center"><strong>Contestant</strong></td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center"><strong>Record</strong></td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center"><strong>Total Scores</strong></td></tr><tr><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Tsai Chin</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">0 &#8211; 6 &#8211; 0</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">252 &#8211; 9 &#8211; 844</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>



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<tbody>
<tr>
<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Tsai Chin</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>Chinese</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/you_only_live_twice.php">You Only Live Twice</a></em>&nbsp;(1967)</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
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<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>In the opening scenes of the film, Bond is shown in bed with Ling, as the two discuss why Chinese girls taste different from all other girls. Ling gets up and presses a button that rockets the bed upwards into the wall, and two gunmen enter the room to kill Bond. It is later revealed to the audience that Ling was helping to stage Bond&#8217;s death in order to keep his enemies off his back.</blockquote></div></p>
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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><thead><tr><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Contestant</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Record</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Total Scores</th></tr></thead><tbody><tr><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">(4) Famke Janssen</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">6 &#8211; 0 &#8211; 0</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">864 &#8211; 8 &#8211; 284</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>



<figure class="wp-block-image aligncenter size-full"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" width="900" height="544" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Janssen1.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-221000" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Janssen1.jpg 900w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Janssen1-450x272.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Janssen1-768x464.jpg 768w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Janssen1-730x441.jpg 730w" sizes="(max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Xenia Onatopp<br /><br /><div class="bbcode-quote"><blockquote>
<table>
<tbody>
<tr>
<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Famke Janssen</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>Dutch</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/goldeneye.php">Goldeneye</a></em>&nbsp;(1995)</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>Xenia Onatopp was a henchwoman working alongside the traitor General Ourumov. She stole a Tiger Helicopter, a new prototype that was resistant to electromagnetic pulses. She then helped Ourumov steal the codes and launch key for the Goldeneye satellite weapon from the Severnaya Space Control Centre. She killed the staff and programmed Goldeneye to destroy the facility with electromagnetic pulses that wouldn&#8217;t effect the Tiger. She flirted with Bond and tried to kill him on multiple occasions, but Bond ended up&nbsp;<em>onatopp</em>.</blockquote></div></p>
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						</div><br /><br /><strong>Match 2<br /><br />Karin Dor </strong><em>(Helga Brandt) </em>vs <strong>Serena Gordon </strong><em>(Caroline)</em></figcaption></figure></div>


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<tbody>
<tr>
<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Karin Dor</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>German</td>
</tr>
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<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/you_only_live_twice.php">You Only Live Twice</a></em>&nbsp;(1967)</td>
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</tbody>
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<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>Helga Brandt was a SPECTRE henchwoman who pretended to fall in love with Bond and switch to his side, only to try and kill him the next morning. For failing to kill Bond, Brandt is killed by head of SPECTRE Blofeld, who drops her into a pool of piranha fish. Helga Brandt was very similar to prior Bond girl Fiona Volpe, as the producers tried to replicate their prior success.</blockquote></div></p>
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<tbody>
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<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Serena Gordon</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>English</td>
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<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/goldeneye.php">Goldeneye</a></em>&nbsp;(1995)</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>Caroline was a psychological evaluator working for MI6. She was sent by M to evaluate Bond, who took her for a drive in his&nbsp;<a href="https://www.007james.com/gadgets/aston_martin_db5.php">Aston Martin DB5</a>. Bond drove very fast and engaged in a race with Xenia Onatopp, making Caroline very uncomfortable. After screaming at Bond to slow down, Bond came to an abrupt stop, and seduced Caroline with a bottle of Bollinger champagne hidden in an armrest. The two proceed with a &#8220;very thorough evaluation.&#8221;</blockquote></div></p>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8230; that when street-corner protesters hold up their signs from exactly 11:00 to exactly 1:00 and then go home, it is no mere coincidence. They are being paid. &#8230; some liberal group, somewhere, gets residuals every time the &#8220;B&#8221; in &#8220;Black&#8221; is upper-case. Capitalization is key in a market economy! &#8230; women secretly lust after ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/straight-line-of-the-day-i-cant-prove-it-but-i-know/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Straight Line of the Day: I Can&#8217;t Prove It, But I Suspect&#8230;&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 14:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#8220;With all the problems we are experiencing I am surprised we are getting this up.&#8221; &#8220;Where there is a will there is a way.&#8221; &#8220;So you say.&#8221; &#160; Winner 10. &#160; This week. &#160;                                         ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/cartoons-and-memes-302/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Cartoons and Memes&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p><em>&#8220;With all the problems we are experiencing I am surprised we are getting this up.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Where there is a will there is a way.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><em>&#8220;So you say.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Winner</strong></p>
<p><div id="attachment_231129" style="width: 560px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231129" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class=" wp-image-231129" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260603j-450x597.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="730" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260603j-450x597.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260603j-772x1024.jpg 772w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260603j-768x1019.jpg 768w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260603j-730x969.jpg 730w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260603j.jpg 814w" sizes="(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231129" class="wp-caption-text">10.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>This week.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231241" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231241" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231241" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611a-450x486.webp" alt="" width="450" height="486" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611a-450x486.webp 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611a.webp 568w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231241" class="wp-caption-text">                                                                 1.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231242" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231242" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231242" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611b-450x359.webp" alt="" width="450" height="359" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611b-450x359.webp 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611b.webp 568w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231242" class="wp-caption-text">                                                                  2.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231243" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231243" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231243" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611c-450x643.webp" alt="" width="450" height="643" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611c-450x643.webp 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611c.webp 568w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231243" class="wp-caption-text">                                                             3.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231244" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231244" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231244" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611d-450x448.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="448" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611d-450x448.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611d-1024x1019.jpg 1024w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611d-150x150.jpg 150w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611d-768x764.jpg 768w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611d-730x727.jpg 730w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611d.jpg 1080w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231244" class="wp-caption-text">                                                              4.</p></div></p>
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<p><div id="attachment_231245" style="width: 458px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231245" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-full wp-image-231245" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611e.webp" alt="" width="448" height="640" /><p id="caption-attachment-231245" class="wp-caption-text">                                                               5.</p></div></p>
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<p><div id="attachment_231246" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231246" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231246" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611f-450x360.png" alt="" width="450" height="360" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611f-450x360.png 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611f.png 640w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231246" class="wp-caption-text">                                                                6.</p></div></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><div id="attachment_231247" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231247" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231247" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611g-450x446.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="446" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611g-450x446.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611g-150x150.jpg 150w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611g-768x761.jpg 768w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611g-730x723.jpg 730w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611g.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231247" class="wp-caption-text">                                                                7.</p></div></p>
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<p><div id="attachment_231248" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231248" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231248" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611h-450x451.png" alt="" width="450" height="451" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611h-450x451.png 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611h-150x150.png 150w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611h-768x769.png 768w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611h-730x731.png 730w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611h.png 799w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231248" class="wp-caption-text">                                                               8.</p></div></p>
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<p><div id="attachment_231249" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231249" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231249" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611i-450x563.png" alt="" width="450" height="563" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611i-450x563.png 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611i.png 544w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231249" class="wp-caption-text">                                                             9.</p></div></p>
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<p><div id="attachment_231250" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-231250" decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="size-medium wp-image-231250" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611j-450x450.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="450" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611j-450x450.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611j-150x150.jpg 150w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260611j.jpg 630w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /><p id="caption-attachment-231250" class="wp-caption-text">                                                       10.</p></div></p>
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		<title>Straight Line of the Day: Per Bob B, &#8220;Don&#8217;t Listen To This Guy, He&#8217;s Nuts!&#8221;  For Instance, He Claims &#8230;</title>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s the Key: After the Straight Line, Take the Rest of the Day Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/3/2026 : New Matches for 6/10/2026</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 14:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; Does not look like I can do a table format for information. THings might look a bit weird. &#160; Results for 6/3/2026 (2) Diana Rigg 167 Defeats Carmen du Sautoy 8 No Preference 2 (15) Maud Adams 157 Defeats Francoise Therry 22 No Preference 1 &#160; Matches for 6/10/2026 Match 1 (1) Barbara Bach (Anya Amasova) vs (7) Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight) &#160; (1) Barbara Bach (Record) 8 &#8211; ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/bond-girlathon-wednesday-results-from-6-3-2026-new-matches-for-6-10-2026/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/3/2026 : New Matches for 6/10/2026&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p>Does not look like I can do a table format for information. THings might look a bit weird.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Results for 6/3/2026</strong></p>
<p><strong>(2) Diana Rigg <span style="color: #003366;">167 <span style="color: #000000;">Defeats Carmen du Sautoy <span style="color: #ff0000;">8 <span style="color: #000000;">No Preference <span style="color: #ff00ff;">2</span></span></span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><strong>(15) Maud Adams </strong><span style="color: #000080;">157 <strong>Defeats Francoise Therry </strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">22 <span style="color: #000000;"><strong>No Preference </strong></span><span style="color: #ff00ff;">1</span></span></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">Matches for 6/10/2026</span></p>
<p><strong>Match 1</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(1) Barbara Bach </strong><em>(Anya Amasova) </em>vs <strong>(7) Britt Ekland </strong><em>(Mary Goodnight)</em></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(1) Barbara Bach <span style="color: #ff6600;">(Record) 8 &#8211; 0 &#8211; 0 <span style="color: #0000ff;">(Total Scores) 1765 &#8211; 8 &#8211; 217</span></span></strong></p>
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<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Barbara Bach</td>
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<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>American</td>
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<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/the_spy_who_loved_me.php">The Spy Who Loved Me</a></em> (1977)</td>
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</tbody>
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<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>Anya Amasova, code name &#8216;Triple X&#8217;, was a KGB agent working under General Gogol. She had the same mission as Bond, to retrieve stolen microfilms for a submarine tracking system. After half co-operating and half getting in the way of each other, Bond and Amasova meet their bosses at the Egyptian HQ, who tell them that MI6 and the KGB are now co-operating, and the two should work together.</blockquote></div>
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<p style="text-align: center;">VS</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(7) Britt Ekland <span style="color: #ff0000;">(Record) 6 &#8211; 2 &#8211; 0 <span style="color: #0000ff;">(Total Scores) 1270 &#8211; 15 &#8211; 496</span></span></strong></p>
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<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Britt Ekland</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>Swedish</td>
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<tr>
<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/the_man_with_the_golden_gun.php">The Man with the Golden Gun</a></em> (1974)</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
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<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>Mary Goodnight was Bond&#8217;s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.</blockquote></div>
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<p><span style="color: #000000;"><strong>Match 2</strong></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(16) Sue Vanner </strong><em>(Log Cabin Girl) </em>vs <strong>(11) Madelaine Smith </strong><em>(Miss Caruso)</em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(16) Sue Vanner <span style="color: #ff0000;">(Record) 5 &#8211; 3 &#8211; 0 <span style="color: #0000ff;">(Total Scores) 931 &#8211; 12 &#8211; 757</span></span></strong></p>
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<table>
<tbody>
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<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Sue Vanner</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>English</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/the_spy_who_loved_me.php">The Spy Who Loved Me</a></em> (1977)</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>The log cabin girl, played by Sue Vanner, was a KGB agent, and a lover of James Bond. While Bond and the girl were curled up under some furs on the floor of an isolated log cabin, M sent a message to Bond&#8217;s wrist watch that he was needed at once at HQ. As Bond got up to leave, the girl said &#8220;But James, I need you.&#8221;, to which Bond replied &#8220;So does England.&#8221; After he left, the girl radioed to KGB henchmen that Bond had let.</blockquote></div>
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<p style="text-align: center;">VS</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">(11) Madelaine Smith <span style="color: #ff0000;">(Record) 5 &#8211; 3 &#8211; 0 <span style="color: #0000ff;">(Total Scores) 1049 &#8211; 5 &#8211; 723</span></span></span></strong></p>
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<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Madeline Smith</td>
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<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>English</td>
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<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/live_and_let_die.php">Live and Let Die</a></em> (1973)</td>
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<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>Miss Caruso was an agent of the Italian Secret Service. She was asleep with Bond at his home when, just before 6am, the doorbell rang. Bond answered the door to find M, who announced an urgent mission. He also casually mentioned that the Italian&#8217;s were complaining about their missing agent, Miss Caruso. In a scene lit with humour, Bond continually distracts M to avoid him finding Caruso, with a little help from Miss Moneypenny, who had accompanied M.</blockquote></div>
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