"We can shore up capital by mortgaging stocks."

"A strong fiscal finance is all that's needed to for profitable currency."

"We'll stabilize the economy by reversing the polarity of the tachyon particles."

"All we need to remember is hibbilty gibber flibble floo."

Well, that's all the economic advice I have. Can we talk about guns again?

Take that, you little America-hating fascist!

I don't trust anyone who doesn't understand why the 2nd Amendment is important because then that person doesn't have a good understanding of liberty in general. Someone who thinks banning guns for people's "own good" is an okay idea should never be given any power. Yeah, Obama says he won't do anything against guns now, but someone who lived in Chicago so long and never once spoke against those draconian laws has no love of freedom. Also, people who don't like guns are sissies, and so many heroes did not shed blood on foreign soil so this country can be run by a sissy.

Something to keep in mind.

Heh. B.O. Barack-us.

Though I'm not really thrilled with SP meeting with Lex Luthor.

Say what you will about Slow Joe, but at least he manned up about it.

No, it wasn't her sweating like a dyslexic on countdown (maybe SarahK wasn't just whining about the heat all those years) . . .

It was this . . .

Holy crap.

That's like over two thousand dollars each. When we sold our house this year, we actually had to take out a loan to fully pay off the mortgage... and now I'm paying thousands more for other people who weren't paying their mortgages? Am I just a sucker or something to play by the rules? Are all of us who paid taxes suckers?

We shouldn't even be giving the government this money in the first place, but they get bitchy if you don't pay them. I mean, they send letters and then they start calling all the time. Eventually, they'll even call the police on you. Yeah, the police will come to your door and be like, "The federal government called with a complaint about you."

And you're like, "I didn't do anything illegal. The federal government is just being a bitch because it thinks I owe them money."

You might even have to go to the station to sort things out. It's a mess.

The government is irresponsible with it's money it takes from us, but I guess when you can just take money whenever you feel like it that doesn't really lead to responsibility. Anyway, just think of the much cooler things we could do than bailing out lenders and lendees if we, together as a society, decided to spend seven hundred billion dollars.

THINGS WE COULD DO WITH SEVEN HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS

* Construct cyborg cops to police America.

* Create a new battlemech branch of the military.

* Put a base on one of the moons of Jupiter.

* Build a bridge from Key West to Nowhere in Alaska.

* Start construction of a Death Star.

* Build a cloaking device to keep America hidden from terrorists (and Mexicans).

* Construct a working Voltron.

* Build an array of space-based lasers to zap evil foreigners 24/7.

* Fund at least a year's worth of the usual pork projects.

Anyway, here are pictures including closeups of the Palins. There's also a scan of Sarah Palin's signature in case you want to apply for a mortgage on her credit.

Still, what if Chavez attacks the U.S. with his planes and they crash all over America? If they stay up long enough for us to shoot them down, do we have to worry about the lead in them getting airborne? Some things to worry about.

Also, Whitler once again has another article at National Review Online. He's a great author, and I certainly hope this gives him a bigger audience.

In a sign that things might be changing for the better, they are even celebrating Oktoberfest in Fallujah this year . . .

So how do Iraqi beer wenches REALLY stack up against their German counterparts?

When we pull back the burkas we find that the desert isn't the only thing that's hot on the Arabian penninsula . . .